(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I GREETLY APPRECIATE IT. I REALLY DO. >> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO LISTEN
SOME MUSIC, NOW, DO YOU. >> James: COME ON, NIALL,
LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC. >> WHAT WAS THAT,. >> James: IS THAT YOUR
IMPRESSION OF ME, LET ME SEE IT, COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN
SOME MUSIC. >> FOR SURE. LET'S DO T SHALL WE. I'M JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR MATES
FROM SCHOOL. >> THAT'S
♪ "WE SHOULD TAKE THIS BACK TO MY PLACE"
♪ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID RIGHT TO MY FACE
♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOU BAD YEAH, I WANT YOU, BABY
♪ SLOW, SLOW HANDS LIKE SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN OUR
♪ DIRTY LAUNDRY ♪ NO, NO CHANCE
THAT I'M LEAVING HERE WITHOUT ♪ YOU ON ME
I, I KNOW ♪ YEAH, I ALREADY KNOW THAT
THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ♪ SLOW HANDS
NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A PHOBIA OF YOURS. >> YEAH. >> James: WHAT ARE YOUR BIG
FEARS. >> CLAUSE TRO PHOBIA, BIG,. >> James: YEAH. >> I HATE BIRDS. >> James: ALL BIRDS. >> MOSTLY, I SAY MOSTLY PIGEONS. I DO ENJOY A GOOD WALK IN THE
PARK BUT THE MINUTE PIGEONS COME INTO IT. >> James: WHY ARE YOU SCARED
OF PIGEONS. >> I THINK THEY ARE HORRIBLE. >> James: WHY, WHAT HAVE THEY
DONE TO HURT YOU. >> I JUST DON'T LIKE, I DON'T
LIKE THAT THIS HE ARE NOT SCARED OF US YOU BET REALLY CLOGS TO
THEM. PEOPLE HAVE TO RUN AT A FLOCK OF
PIGEONS TO MAKE THEM MOVE. >> James: EVEN A CAR, THEY
WILL STAY IN THE ROAD. >> LAST SECRETARY. >> James: FINE, I WILL MOVE. >> YEAH. >> James: I FEEL LIKE IT IS
PROBABLY TIME FOR YOU TO FACE YOUR FEAR INANY WAYS. LET'S GO MEET THE PIGEONS. >> OKAY, LET'S DO IT. >> James: OKAY, NOW COME WITH
ME. NOW WAIT HERE. LET'S BRING IN THE PIGEONS. NOW JUST RELAX. OKAY. DO YOU WANT TO JUST POP HIM
RIGHT THERE. >> MY SHOULDER? >> James: DO YOU WANT TO DO
THAT. DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM. GET TO KNOW HIM WHAT IS HIS
NAME. >> THIS ONE IS TED. >> James: TED, A LOVELY NAME. >> DON'T LET GO. >> James: DON'T LET GO. >> I'M ACTUALLY SHAKING. >> James: YOU ARE DOING GREAT. >> I MEAN. >> James: YOU'RE DOING GREAT. AND NOW LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER
PIGEON. >> WHAT? >> James: OKAY, OKAY, THERE WE
GO, JUST RELAX. JUST RELAX. LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON. >> WHAT? >> James: NOW NIALL, THIS ONE
IS FLYING, THERE HE IS, HE IS ON YOUR HEAD, NOW. >> NO, JAMES, I'M TELLING YOU
THESE [BLEEP]. >> LOOK HOW WELL YOU ARE DOING,
YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, ONE ON YOUR SHOULDER AND ARE YOU
HOLDING ONE. SAY TED, I'M NO LONGESCARED OF
YOU. >> TED, I'M NO LONGER SCARED OF. >> James: SAY WE ARE FRIENDS
NOW. >> TED, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. >> James: OKAY. LISTEN. ALL WELL AND GOOD WHILE I'M
HERE. YOU HAVE TO FACE THIS FEAR ON
YOUR OWN. I WILL SEE YOU IN A BIT. >> WHAT? JAMES, JAMES, JAMES! JAMES, SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE
NOW. JAMES, I SWEAR THIS HAS ACTUALLY
MADE NIE PHOBIA WORSE. >> HE JUST POOED ON MY BACK. THE ONE ON MY HEAD IS FREAKING
ME OUT. THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY
LIFE. THAT'S NOT GOOD, MAN, HONESTLY. I JUST HAD-- . >> James: I CAN'T BE
RESPONSIBLE. >> THREE PIGEONS AND ONE OF THEM
POOED ON ME. >> James: I CAN'T BE
RESPONSIBLE OF THEIR ACTIONS. >> CAN WE JUST GET BACK IN THE
CAR NOW, PLEASE. >> James: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
SANITIZE. ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK, I
LIKE THE THINGS YOU WEAR ♪ I WANT YOUR NUMBER TATTOOED ON
MY ARM IN INK, I SWEAR ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN THE MORNING COMES,
I KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE ♪ EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU
DISAPPEAR ♪ NICE TO MEET YA
(I GOT LOVE FOR YOU) ♪ NICE TO MEET YA, WHAT'S YOUR
NAME? ♪ LET ME TREAT YA TO A DRINK >> THE THING IS I LISTEN THESE SONGS, AS YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO,
AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING, I CAN REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET
YOUR E MAIM ADDRESS-- WAS DAPIMP IS HERE@HOT MAIL T WAS ACTUALLY
DA UNDERSCORE, PIMP UNDERSCORE IS UNDERSCORE HERE ERE. THE@HOT MAIL. YEAH. >> YEAH. >> Jes: HOW IS DA PUMP, IS
HE STILL HERE. >> HE IS DEFINITELY HERE. I AUDITIONED FOR THE THE X
FACTOR. >> James: OH MY GOD. >> I DON'T THINK HOW DID I END
NEWSPAPER THAT BAND. >> James: HOW DID ANYBODY TAKE
YOU SERIOUSLY WITH THAT AS AN EMAIL ADDRESS. >> OH GOSH. >> James: YOU THINK OUT THERE
SOMEWHERE THERE IS A GUY WITH DA PIMP IS HERE, AND E'S GETTING
ALL OF THE EMAILS ABOUT ONE DIRECTION. >> POOR FELLA JUST SITTING
THERE, TRYING TO MAWK A LIVING. I JUST WANT TO BE A PIMP. >> James: ONLY CALL ME IF YOU
NEED SOMEONE TO BE PITCHING. ♪ WE FIGHT WE GET HIGH HOLDING
ON TO LOVE ♪ WE CAME DOWN 'CAUSE THERE WAS
NOTHING HOLDING US ♪ IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL
WONDER WHERE YOU ARE ♪ IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL DON'T
KNOW MY HEART ♪ ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP BUT
WITH NOWHERE TO GO ♪ ARE YOUR TEARS FALLING DOWN
WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW ♪ ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT TRYNA PUT
ON A SHOW ♪ DO YOU HATE THE WEEKEND
'CAUSE NOBODY'S CALLING ♪ I'VE STILL GOT SO MUCH LOVE
HIDDEN BENEATH THIS SKIN ♪ SO DARLING
PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME ♪ PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME
WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP AND ♪ THERE'S NO SHADOWS DANCING
I LOOK AROUND AS MY HEART IS ♪ COLLAPSING
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I ♪ NEED
TO PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME (APPLAUSE)
>> I I FEEL LIKE A LONG TIME, TEN YEARS. >> YEAH. >> I THINK WE'RE READY TO TEST
OUR FRIEND SLIP. >> RIGHT. >> I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME THAT
YOU AND I TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST. >> WHAT. >> James: I'VE GOT MY FRIEND
JN HERE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL LIE DETECTER. HAS THE MACHINE AND EVERYTHING. >> BUT HE IS QUITE A BIG
PERSONALITY. HE DOES, HE JABERS ON A BIT AND
A LOT OF IT BECOMES ABOUT JOHN. BUT BEAR WITH HIM. WE ARE REALLY GOIN TO TEST OUR
FRIENDSHIP NOW, OKAY. >> LET'S DO IT. >> James: HERE HE COMES. GET READY FOR THE BIG CAT,
JOHNO, HOW'S LIFE? >> FINE. >> GOOD TO HE SEE YOU, MAN. >> James: OKAY. SO JOHN, HOW ACCURATE IS THIS
MACHINE? >> SO ACCURATE THAT THE UNITED
STATES YOU CANNOT BECOME A POLICE OFFICER WITHOUT PASSING
ONE. >> James: OKAY, NIALL IS GOING
TO GO FIRST. >> YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXTEND THAT
OUT A LITTLE BIT. THERE IT IS. >> James: ARE YOU READY? OKAY. DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ONE
DIRECTION WILL GET BACK TOGETHER? >> YES. >> James: DO YOU LIKE SIMON
COWELL? >> SOMETIMES. >> TRUE. >> WOW, THESE QUESTIONS ARE
UNTENSE. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE LATE NIGHT SHOW TO PERFORM ON. >> THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH
JAMES CORDEN. >> THAT SAY LIE. >> James: OH MY GOD. >> OH NO. >> James: WHOSE IS IT? WHOSE IS IT, TELL THE TRUTH. >> IS IT SNL? >> YES, IT IS SNL. >> THAT'S TRUE SORRY MAN, IT'S
SNL, YOU KNOW, FROM NEW YORK, A AND ALL THAT. >> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
SWITCH IT OVER. IT'S TIME FOR ME. >> OBVIOUS HONESTLY, THAT WAS
INTENSE. >> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO NOT JUDGE
ME BY THAT, THANK YOU. >> I WILL CALIBRATE IT WITH. >> ALL RIGHT, MY QUESTION TO
YOU, JAMES, YOUR TURN NOW. I USED TO BE BLOND. DO YOU THINK I LOOK BET WE ARE
DARKER HAIR. >> NO. >> TRUE
(LAUGHTER) >> THE THE HARSH REALITY OF THE
U.S. LIE DETECTOR, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A BETTER SONG, SLOW
HANDS BY ME OR-- SIGN OF THE TIMES. YOU BE CAREFUL NOW. (LAUGHTER). >> James: I THINK SIGN OF THE
TIMES IS A BETTER SONG. >> TRUE. >> WOW. >> ESPECIALLY WATCHING YOU
PERFORM IT IT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. >> LAST QUESTION, I WANT TO GET
THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE. AM I YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE
DIRECTION? >> James: YES. >> THAT'S TRUE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪ YOU CAN STAY WITH ME TONIGHT. ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHEN I'M AROUND YOU
♪ SO GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND
♪ ON YOUR MIND WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO
♪ JUDGEMENT YOU CAN GET THAT FROM ANYONE
♪ ELSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE NOTHING
♪ YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO
♪ JUDGEMENT WE CAN GET THAT FROM EVERYONE
♪ ELSE AND WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE
♪ NOTHING WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO
♪ JUDGEMENT OHH, WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE
♪ NOTHING MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO
♪ JUDGEMENT MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO
♪ JUDGEMENT (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BROTHER, I
REALLY, REALLY DO. >> I LOVE YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
imagine strolling past a park and niall horan is standing there clutching a pigeon, two more pigeons on his shoulders, shaking with fear
He just seems so normal and down to earth for how massively famous he is.