>> James: OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE HAVE HERE. WE HAVE SALMON SMOOTHIE. A BEEF TONGUE. BIRD SAL IVA. -- SALIVEA. A HERRING ROLLMOP. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. >> James: A SCORPION. FISH HEAD. HOT SAUCE. AND FINALLY, BULLPENIS. SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. EWAN AN I WILL BE ASKING
QUESTIONS TO NIALL AND IS LA AND VICE VERSA. NOW IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM
CHOOSES THOT TO ANSWER THEIR QUESTION, YOU BOTH WILL HAVE TO
EAT THE DISGUSTING FOOD. HAVE WE GOT IT? >> YEAH. >> James: OKAY, NIALL. >> I'M ALREADY MAD. >> James: YOU'RE UP FIRST. NIALL, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU-- >> PLEASE DON'T. >> NOT THE SCORPION. >> James: THE SALMON SMOOTHIE,
OKAY? HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. SO IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT-- IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU
BOTH HAVE TO HAVE A BIG GLU G OF THE SALMON SMOOTHIE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT MI MORE
NERVOUS ABOUT, THE QUESTION OR THE SMOOTH C.E.O. >> James: AFTER YOU SEE THE
QUESTION, I THINK IT MIGHT BE THE QUESTION. NIALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST
FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION? [BLEEP]. >> I THINK YOU SHOULD DRINK, I
AM NOT YOUR PUBLICIST. >> I THINK I MIGHT AND JUST TAKE
THE DAILY MAIL HIT TOMORROW, AND THROW OUT A CRAP ANSWER. I'M TRYING TO HELP IS LA. >> DON'T THINK OF YOUR TEAMMATE,
THINK OF YOUR LIFE. >>
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK, ARE YOU GOING TO GO SALMON. >> THERE YOU GO. LOOK AT THAT. >> YEAH, FOR FUTURE LIFE, YEAH,
I THINK I WILL GO WITH THIS. >> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO. NICE BIG GLU G. DOWN THE HATCH. (APPLAUSE). >> James: HANG ON, HERE YOU
GO. THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. BIG, BIG MOUTHFUL, READY? >> IT'S FINE. (LAUGHTER). >> James: YOU KRNLT
DRINK-- CAN'T DRINK IT. OH MY GOD! >> OH MY GOD. IT IS NOT SO OF THE TASTE, IT'S
THE TEXTURE, IT'S LIKE HAVING A SALMON YOGURT. >> James: OH THERE IS SOME IN
THE HAIR TO KEEP FOR LATER. RIGHT, SO NOW IS LA, WILL YOU
ASK YOUR QUESTION TO ME. >> OH WELL, WELL, WELL. WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE ME AND EWAN
TO HAVE. >> HAVE A LOOK AT THE QUESTION
FIRST. >> OH, WOW. >> GETTING TACTICAL. >> OH, HE IS GOING TO EAT IT. >> I KNOW-- SCORPION. >> James: SCORPION. >> I THINK THAT IS THE EASIEST
ONE. >> IS HE A FIES GUY. >> WELL. >> James: WELL, YEAH, YOU SAY
THAT UNTIL IT IS IN YOUR FACE. ALL RIGHT, SCORPION. >> YOUR QUESTION IS, JAMES, NAME
ONE ARTIST WHO HAVE TURNED DOWN FOR CARPOOL KARAOKE. >> HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT. >> James: CHEESIER, MATE. CHEERS, MATE. HERE WE GO. (APPLAUSE). >> James: EWAN, YOUR QUESTION
TO IS LA. WHAT IS IS LA GOING TO EAT. >> I THINK I'M GOING FOR THE
TONGUE. >> James: THERE IT COMES. CUZ THIS IS TOO EASY. >> James: BEEF TONGUE COMING
AROUND. >> James. >> AND IT'S ONE EACH. >> James: OKAY. HERE WE GO, THIS IS QUITE A CUTE
ONE, I THINK, IS LA HAS YOUR HUSBAND SACHA BARON COHEN EVER
DONE A CHARACTER IN BED? >> I THINK THIS SHOULD BE AN ADD
ON, AND IF SO WHICH ONE. >> OF COURSE. >> HIGH FIVE. >> OKAY. >> HE'S A PRIVATE GUY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> James: THERE IS A KNIFE
THERE, YOU CAN CUT A LITTLE BIT OFF. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE HASN'T
DONE A CHARACTER IN BED, HE HASN'T. HE HAS HAD LIKE A BORAT OR HAD
THE BLOND HAIR, HE HAS BEEN IN CHARACTER VISUALLY BUT I HAVE
NEVER HEARD-- OR SOMETHING. >> James: ARE YOU SAYING NEVER
AT THE END OF A ROMANTIC MOMENT HAS HE LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE
MIRROR AND GONE-- (LAUGHTER)
>> I AM SAYING THAT. >> James: ALL RIGHT THERE WE
GO. GOOD ANSWER. (APPLAUSE). >> James: NIALL WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GIVE EWAN TO EAT. >> OKAY, EWAN YOU ARE UP. BEEN THINK BEING THAT SALIVEA
SURELY THE QUESTION GETS BETTER. >> IT DOES. >> SORRY, BOYS. >> James: JEEZ, AGO, BACK TO
THE BIRD SALIVEA. >> HOW DO THEY GET IT. >> James: CAN I ONLY-- . >> COME ON. >> James: WHAT IS THE
QUESTION? >> THIS IS THE GREATEST QUESTION
EVER. >> EWAN, HAVE YOU EVER [BLEEP]
YOUR PANTS? (LAUGHTER). >> James: THE SHOW IS ONLY AN
HOUR. >> I MEAN YOU COULD LINE, THERE
IS ONLY ONE OR TWO PEOPLE THAT WOULD KNOW. (LAUGHTER)
>> I AM REALLY ENJOYING THIS. >> WELL, I GUESS YES. (APPLAUSE). >> James: HANG ON, WAIT, HOW
OLD WERE YOU? >> WELL, I WAS VERY YOUNG AT THE
TIME. >> NO, NO THERE DIDN'T HAVE ANY
AGE IN THERE, DID IT. >> James: WELL, WE'VE ALL
TECHNICALLY [BLEEP] OUR PANTS AS BASHEES. BUT WE MEAN. >> THAT IS ALL I WAS REFERRING
TO. >> I MIGHT HAVE [BLEEP] MY PANTS
IN THE 09SEE. ONE TIME. >> James: EWAN McGREGOR. SPILLING IT. OKAY, NIALL I AM GOING TOIVE GO
YOU GUYS. >> PLEASE NOT THE HOT SAUCE. >> James: SOME-- I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU SOME. >> NO. >> James: SOME BEEF TONGUE,
OKAY? SOME BEEF TONGUE, ARE YOU READY? OKAY. >> I'M GOING HAVE TO EAT THIS. >> James: NIALL, YOU HAVE
DATED BOTH SELENA GOMEZ AND ELLIE GOLDING IT IS YOUR LAST
NIGHT ON EARTH, OUT OF THE TWO OF THEM, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER
SPEND IT WITH? (LAUGHTER)
JUST IT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE. >> I'M AFRAID IT DOES. >> THE PUBLICIST IS NOT REALLY
THE LAST MAN, SO TOMORROW, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WILL BE UPSET. >> I AM GOING TO GIVE-- OKAY, I
WOULD CUZ IT'S THE LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, ELLIE IS A BIG FAN OF
PLANET EARTH BY DAVID AT ENBORROW SO I WOULD SIT AND
WATCH THAT WITH HER AND FOR THAT REASON, ELLIE GOULDING. >> James: ELLIE GOLDING. IS LA, YOUR TURN, YOU NOW WILL
ASK ME A QUESTION AND SELECT A FOOD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS SEEM
SO KEEN ON THE BEEF TONGUE, GIVING IT US TO TIME AND TIME
AGAIN, SO WE WILL GET REVENGE. >> LOOK AT THAT. >> JAMES. >> James: OKAY. >> YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO
EAT THAT, SO HAVE YOU GOT YOUR KNIFE AND FORK READY. >> James: YUP. >> I WOULDN'T GIVE THAT TO MY
DOG. >> WHICH LATE NIGHT HOST DO YOU
PREFER, KIMMEL OR FALLON. >> THAT'S TRICKY. >> OH DEAR, ARE WE EATING THIS? (APPLAUSE). >> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR
GUTTEDS OR FILL YOUR GUTS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
, MY THANKS TO ISLA FISHER, NIALL HORAN AND EWAN McGREGOR,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)
