THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK. THE TRAFFIC TODAY IS TERRIBLE. >> I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO
TAKE THIS ROUTE. >> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP
YOU. >> DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN SOME
MUSIC. >> OKAY. >> James: SHOULD WE IS HE WHAT
IS ON THE RADIO, LET'S ♪ BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M
ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE
♪ I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS 'BOUT THAT BASS... BASS... ♪ YEAH, IT'S PRETTY CLEAR,
I AIN'T NO SIZE TWO ♪ BUT I CAN SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT,
LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO DO ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM
THAT ALL THE BOYS CHASE ♪ AND ALL THE RIGHT JUNK IN ALL
THE RIGHT PLACES ♪ YEAH, MY MAMA SHE TOLD ME
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR SIZE" ♪ SHE SAYS, "BOYS LIKE A LITTLE
MORE BOOTY TO HOLD AT NIGHT" ♪ THAT BOOTY, UH, THAT BOOTY
BOOTY ♪ YOU KNOW I WON'T BE NO STICK
FIGURE SILICONE BARBIE DOLL ♪ SO IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO,
THEN GO 'HEAD AND MOVE ALONG ♪ BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT
THAT BASS ♪ 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE
LIFE, HOW IS IT, HOW DO YOU FIND IT, IS IT FUN. >> IT IS SO FUN AND I RECOMMEND
IT TO EVERYONE. IT IS SO GOOD. >> James: HOW DID YOU AND
DARRELL, HOW DID YOU AND DARRELL MEET? >> A FRIEND CLOAY GRACE MORETZ,
DO YOU KNOW HER. >> James: DO I KNOW CLOAY
GRACE MORETZ. >> SHE SET ME UP ON A MODERN DAY
BLIND DATE. >> James: HOW DOES THIS COME
ABOUT. >> WE WERE HANGING OUT. AND I WAS LIKE DUDE I'M JUST
TRYING TO FIND A NICE GUY. AND SHE IS LIKE ONE OF MY BEST
FRIENDS IS THE NICEST GUY I KNOW. I WAS LIKE OKAY, HOOK IT UP. AND WE WENT ON A DOUBLE DATE. AND WE WENT BOWLING. >> James: WHO WAS THE DOUBLE
DATE, YOU, DARRELL, CLOAY GRAIS GRACE MORETZ AND BROOKLYN
BECKHAM. >> I HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS. >> James: YOU GO OUT, YOU GO
BOWLING AND WHAT IS IT THAT TAKES YR BREATHE AWAY, HE TAKES
THE FIRST STRIKE AND YOU ALIKE-- HE JUST KNOCKED DOWN ALL
OF MY PINS. >> HE CAME TO ME AND WAS LIKE
YOU SHOULD KISS HIM. >> James: HOW OLD WERE YOU AT
THIS POINT, 12. >> THEY WERE LIKE 19 AND I WAS
22, AND I WAS LIKE YOU ARE CHILDREN. AND I WAS LIKE GUYS, LET ME KISS
HIM ON MY OWN TIME. I LOOKED AT MY SECURITY GUARD
AND I WAS LIKE, BE GONE. AND THAT IS WHEN THE-- IT OH IT
IS GOING DOWN. >> James: THAT IS WHAT I
ALWAYS THINK OF ROMANCE. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I
KISSED MY WIFE. IT WAS ONLY ONCE THE SECURITY
GUARD HAD LEFT THE BOWLING ATEE THAT I THOUGHT NOW IS THE TIME
FOR US TO KISS. >> AFTER THAT WE WENT TO KARAOKE
AND HE SANG YOUR SONG BY ELTON JOHN, IN MY FACE, TO ME. >> James: WOW, DARRELL. A BIG PAIR OF BOWLING BALLS. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HE'S SOMETHING ELSE. HAVE I NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE
HIM. AND I WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO
MARRY YOU. >> James: YOU THOUGHT IT THAT
NIGHT. >> YEAH. >> James: AND WHAT DID
BROOKLYN BECKHAM AND CLOSEE GRACE MORETZ DOING AT THIS
POINT. >> I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WERE
SINGING SPICE GIRLS SWZ SHUT UP, NO WAY. ♪ COME FROM THE MOMENT,
♪ I FOUND MYSELF DREAMING IN SILVER AND GOLD
♪ LIKE A SCENE FROM A MOVIE THAT EVERY BROKEN HEART KNOWS
I WOKE UP IN TEARS ♪ WITH YOU BY MY SIDE
A BREATH OF RELIEF ♪ AND I REALIZED
NO, WE'RE NOT PROMISED TOMORROW ♪ SO I'M GONNA LOVE YOU
LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE YOU ♪ AND I'M GONNA HOLD YOU
LIKE I'M SAYING GOODBYE ♪ WHEREVER WE'RE STANDING
I WON'T TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED ♪ 'CAUSE WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN,
WHEN WE'LL RUN OUT OF TIME ♪ SO I'M GONNA LOVE YOU
LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE YOU ♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU
LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE YOU YOUR LIFE WHERE YOU CON TELL
PLATED ANYTHING BESIDES PERFORMING. >> YEAH. >> James: REALLY, WHAT WOULD
YOU HAVE WANTED TO DO? >> I MEAN MUSIC WAS ALWAYS THE
EASIEST AND NUMBER ONE BUT THERE WAS A TIME WHERE A LOT OF PEOPLE
WERE LIKE WOW, YOU SHOULD BE A SONGWRITER. AND I WAS LIKE I AM A
SONGWRITER. BUT THEY WERE LIKE YOU SHOULD DO
THAT PROFESSIONALLY. AND I LEARNED OH, YOU CAN MAKE A
LIVING AND WRITE SONGS FOR ARTISTS, AND I WAS LIKE OKAY, I
GUESS I SHOULD DO THAT, EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE POINTING AT ME
SAYING YOU ARE A SONGWRITER, INSTEAD OF THE ARTIST. >> James: WHY DO YOU THINK
THAT WAS. >> BECAUSE OF MY LOOKS. I LOOKED AS INSECURE AS I WAS,
YOU KNOW, AND THE SONG ALL ABOUT THAT-BASE, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
MY BEST SONG AND THEY TOOK IT, AND JUST MASTERED IT AND HAD ME
BE THE ARTIST. AND I JUST WENT WITH IT. AND THEN ALL OF MY DREAMS CAME
TRUE. >> James: I DON'T THINK YOU
CAN UNDERSTAND HOW MANY SONGS YOU HAVE WRITTEN FOR PEOPLE OR
HOW MANY YOU WRITE EVERY DAY, LIKE IT IS UNSAIN, WHO ARE THE
PEOPLE YOU HAVE WRITTEN FOR. >> MY FAVORITE, J.LO, RASCAL
FLATTS, MICHAEL BUBLE. I WANT TO WRITE FOR EVERYBODY. >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
WRITE A SONG ABOUT ANY TOPIC? >> YEAH. >> James: YEAH? SHOULD WE GIVE IT A TRY. WHAT ABOUT CAN YOU WRITE A SONG
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ABOUT TRAFFIC. >> BEEP BEEP I'M IN TRAFFIC. ♪ YEAH. ♪ BEEP BEEP. ♪ I I'M IN TRAFFIC, A YEAH. >> James: ALL I'M THINK BEING
IS YOU AND WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. ♪ WHEN ENI GET TO YOUR ROOM. ♪ BM BOOM. >> BUT I CAN'T GET THERE BECAUSE
OF TRAFFIC. ♪ YEAH. ♪ BEEP BEEP. ♪ TRAFFIC TRAFFIC, HEY YEAH. ♪ YOU KNOW I'M THINKING ABOUT
WHAT I'M GONNA DO WHEN I GET TO YOUR ROOM. ♪ I LIVE THAT ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM I'M
IN TRAFFIC. ♪ YEAH. ♪ I DO
♪ I USED MY MAKEUP TO HIDE I'M TELLIN' YOU, THERE AIN'T
♪ NOTHIN' I HAVEN'T TRIED CHANGED MY HAIR BUT I COULDN'T
♪ CHANGE UP MY MIND YOU KNOW I BEEN TRYNA WORK IT
♪ YOU KNOW AIN'T NOBODY PERFECT BUT I AM BLESSED BY THE HEAVENS,
SOMEONE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME SWEET, BUT I GET ROUGH, JUST
WHAT I WANNA BE WHAT I WANNA BE, JUST WHAT I
WANNA BE I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I'M JUST
BUT I AM BLESSED BY THE HEAVENS, SOMEONE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME
SWEET, BUT I GET ROUGH, JUST WHAT I WANNA BE
WHAT I WANNA BE, JUST WHAT I WANNA BE
I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I'M JUST WHAT I WANNA BE
>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR LOVE FOR DR. PHIL. >> I WENT TO HIS SHOW THE OTHER
DAY. >> James: HANG ON A MAIN, WERE
YOU ON THE SHOW. >> NO, NO, NO, I WAS IN THE
AUDIENCE. >> James: HANG ON. >> FOR MY BIRTHDAY MY BROTHER
GOT ME TICKETS TO SEE DR. PHIL LIVE AN I WAS THERE AND IT WAS
THE GREATEST DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR ON
SETIONZ WITH HIM? >> EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS
ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON. >> James: THIS SAY GENUINE
LOVE I'M FEELING. >> OH T IS HEAVY. I WATCHED HIM THIS MORNING. >> James: NO, YOU DIDN'T. >> ON YOUTUBE, EVERY DAY, I TAPE
EVERY EPISODE MULTIPLE TIMES. >> James: MULTIPLE TIMES. >> WOW. ARE YOU ABOUT TO GO ON TOUR WITH
MAROON 5. >> YEAH. >> James: IT IS GOING TO BE
INCREDIBLE. HOW DOES IT COME ABOUT. CHEESIER
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (LAUGHTER)
>> ARE YOU SEEING HIM THAT IS THE BEST REACTION. I WAS TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU BY
TALKING ABOUT MAROON 5'S TOUR DATE. >> I WAS JUST WALKING ALONG THE
SIDEWALK AND I THOUGHT I WOULD GET IN. >> James: WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU A MINUTE AGO. >> I'M GOING TO-- BREATHE,
BREATHE, BREATHE. >> YOU AM I SO EXCITED. YOUR TEETH LOOK SO GOOD. >> OH MY GOSH. >> SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO. >> James: WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING
AROUND. WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU. >> YEAH. >> James: AND WE THOUGHT. >> GOOD THINGS I HOPE. >> James: GREAT THINGS. >> I TOLD HIM HOW AMAZING ARE
YOU. >> James: HERE YOU ARE,
MEGHAN, YOU HAVE A ONE-ON-ONE IN THE CAR, JUST PRETEND I'M NOT
HERE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT. >> I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS,. >> James: GO FOR IT, GO. >> OKAY, I WROTE AN ALBUM CALLED
TREAT MYSELF BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH PANIC DISORDER. I WAS IN THE RED ZONE I WAS LIKE
ANXIETY WHERE IT WAS GIVING ME HOT FLASHES AND LIKE TWO YEARS
LATER, I'M SLAYING BUT I WAS UNEDUCATED ABOUT WHAT ANXIETY
COULD DO TO YOUR BODY. >> BUT ISN'T IT GREAT THAT YOU
ARE WILLING TO TBAWK IT. BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT GO
THROUGH THAT, OH, OH, I HAVE A STIGMA, I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT. >> YEAH. >> AND WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT IT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL BE
SAYING IF SHE CAN TALK ABOUT IT, I CAN TALK ABOUT IT. >> RIGHT. >> WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT IT, IT
GIVES IT A FACE, GIVES IT A VOICE. >> James: THAT'S IT, PHIL. >> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
DRIVING AROUND, ALL THE MUSIC. >> James: DO YOU KNOW ANY OF
MEGHAN'S SONGS. >> OF COURSE I DO. >> James: WHICH ONES DO YOU. >> I WILL LOVE YOU LIKE I'M
GOING TO LOSE YOU. ♪ I'M ALL ABOUT THAT-BASE W I'M
ALL ABOUT THAT-BASE ABOUT THAT-BASE. >> I'M ALL
♪ 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
♪ 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
>> James: THANK YOU FOR COMING, THANK YOU FOR SURPRISING
ME. BEFORE WE GET OUT OF THE CAR S
THERE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE US AND
ANYBODY WATCHING US US WITH JUST TO GO ABOUT THEIR DAY? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE
WHOLE-- LOOK, IF YOU FIGURE OUT WHY PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO AND
DON'T WHAT WHAT THEY DON'T DO THEN YOU HAVE A HUGE LEG UP ON
LIFE. PAY ATTENTION, RIGHT. PAY ATTENTION. WE DON'T LISTEN TO EACH OTHER
ENOUGH MI ANY MORE AND LISTEN TO MEGHAN, AND DON'T FORGET YOU
HAVE A NEW ALBUM JANUARY 31ST. THINK I DON'T FOLLOW THIS. >> COME ON. DR. PHIL, EVERYBODY. >> HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT IF I
I'M NOT A TRUE FAN? ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK
I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK ♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK
I MISS THE, MISS THE, MISS THE━ ♪ I MISS YOUR BODY ON MY BODY
♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK
♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE, MISS THE, MISS THE━
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT FUNK? YOU SAY WE'RE TOO YOUNG
IT AIN'T THAT TOUGH YOU BREAK IT DOWN, SPREAD LOVE
♪ WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT FUNK? YOU SAY WE'RE TOO YOUNG
♪ IT AIN'T THAT TOUGH YOU BREAK IT DOWN, SPREAD LOVE
♪ AND I WANT YOU BACK, YEAH, BABY, COME DANCE ON ME
♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HANDLE ME
♪ AND I WANT YOU BACK, YEAH, YEAH
♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK
♪ I MISS THE WAY WE USED TO FUNK I MISS THE, MISS THE, MISS THE━
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. >> YOU ARE THE BESTK YOU REALLY
ARE, THAT WAS SUCH FUN. >> THANK YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
SHE DIDNT EVEN SING WAVES!? WHAT IS THAT MEGHAN THATS YOUR BEST SONG ON THE DAMN ALBUM
Only for Meghan will I watch a James Corden video... She's so pretty!
That traffic song is a bop
I hate when him sings the song like why??
Also i know this is ethnocentric but I dont like that James tries so hard to fit in with American culture on his show. Not sure how to explain that better