Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL

>> THESE ARE MOMMY'S CO-WORKERS. CAN YOU SAY HI? >> WHAT'S UP, BUDDY, YOU'RE LOOKING FRESH. >> HEY, YOU LOOK NICE. >> ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE, BUDDY. OW, TOO STRONG. >> I BET YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL, RIGHT? >> YEAH, AT SCHOOL. THAT SUCKS. YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES TO SCHOOL? >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO CHILDREN? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON THAT YOU CAN'T? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN. WITH NEW DUO LINGO FOR TALKING TO CHILDREN. THE FIRST APP FOR GROWN PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO KIDS BECAUSE THEIR FRIENDS ARE STARTING TO HAVE THEM. PRACTICE JUST FIVE MINUTES A DAY AND YOU'LL BE A BRAT WHISPERER IN NO TIME. >> VERY COOL, BUD. VERY COOL, BUD. >> CHICKEN FINGERS. CHICKEN FINGERS. >> I LIKE YOUR BACKPACK. >> THE ONE THING YOU KNOW ABOUT TALKING TO KIDS IS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL GIRLS PRETTY BUT THEN IT'S LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" >> YOU LOOK NOT PRETTY BUT -- I MEAN, YOU'RE SMART. I MEAN, YOU'RE AN ENGINEER ONE DAY. >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> I GOT THIS. JUST ONE SECOND, SORRY. COOL BACKPACK. >> GET A BETTER SENSE OF KIDS. >> GET A BETTER SENSE OF KIDS' AGES. >> IDENTIFY THE 12-YEAR-OLD. CORRECT! >> PRACTICE TRADITIONAL GREETING. >> I GOT YOUR NOSE! >> BUILD YOUR STAMINA FOR LONG, MEANDERING, POINTLESS STORIES. >> I REALLY LIKE THE PIZZA THEY HAVE TOO. >> COOL! >> IN AS LITTLE AS SIX WEEKS YOU'LL BE READY FOR ALL KINDS OF KINDER CONVERSATIONS LIKE FRIENDS NEW BABY, THE BUS, DANCE RECITALS, CHILD FALLS ON SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF YOU, PUBLIC RESTAURANTS, AIRPORT GATES, HOT TUB AT VACATION RESORTS, AND CHILD WEARING BIG PINK DRESS. LET'S FACE IT. KIDS ARE BAD CONVERSATIONALISTS. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. >> SO I BET YOU LIKE CHICKEN FINGERS. >> HEY, HIGH FIVE. TOO SLOW. >> DUO LINGO FOR TALKING TO KIDS, ALSO AVAILABLE IN --

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 7,908,378

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, kristen stewart, s45, s45e5, episode 5, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, charlies angels, charlie’s angels, charlies angels 2019, Twilight, Coldplay, Chris Martin, Everyday Life, A Sky Full of Stars, The Scientist, Yellow, Viva La Vida, duolingo, app

Id: qsEsgp3H7CU

Length: 2min 20sec (140 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 02 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Kalliopenis]

“Learn to talk to Kids. Also available in: Your Dad.” Lmao

[u/SoulCruizer]

The child falling had me rolling.

[u/[deleted]]

https://streamable.com/871ql

[u/thatguyinconverse]

Just realized I haven't seen Kristen Stewart in a while, barely recognised her. What is she up to anyway?

[u/obliged-]

Ngl, there have been few SNL skits I've found funny, but this one really made me laugh. Using Kristen Stewart somehow made this even better

[u/piscian19]

Did anyone do the "child falls down on sidewalk" module? I missed it but I know for certain laughing hysterically was incorrect.

[u/MostSelfishMan]

Either Kristen Stewart is getting hotter as I'm growing older, or as she's growing older. Either way I like it.

[u/Nightmare_Pasta]

Kristen Stewart has really grown on me in recent years. She seems like a cool bud

[u/[deleted]]

I love Kristen Stewart.