- Alrighty ready? - Yeah. - 3, - [All] 2,1. - [Man] Shot. Shot Dude. - What the fuck? (all laughing) (intro music) - Happy Birthday Smosh. (All cheering) Yeah, that's right. We've been doing this thing for 16 years. That's why we got the one and the six. And today we're throwing a little party, but we couldn't just make it
a regular party. Nah brah. We're 16 now, we're
about to go to college. So, we got to have ourselves a Frat Party. - Woo! - Yeah. (Courtney making barking noises) - All right. So, today We're
playing Mario Party All Stars. - Superstars you (beep) - This isn't RuPaul's Drag Race. - Intro sucks. - (beep) you dude. - Today we're playing
Mario Party Superstars. It's all the best Mario
Party games in one game. It's all our favorites from
the, N64 days, GameCube days, and it's going to be lots of fun. However, the losiest loser
of each game will have to take a mystery shot,
as you can see right here. - Whoa. - (beep) gross. - So, I'm excited for that. But before we get to drink and there's a subscribe button on there,
why don't you just fricking. - There's a subscribe button. - Shayne. (indistinct talking)
- Do you want me to skip? - Just skip. - This is going to make me cry. - Skip that bull(beep). - Look at everybody. - Classic. - Frat bros don't cry. - When's the last time
everybody played Mario Party? - It was here. - Last night when I downloaded this game, (boys laughing) I played it in preparation for this. - Who is everybody by the way? - I chose my girl Peach. - Oh, nice. - 'Cause that's what
I, I got a nice peach, so I got to. - I'm Yoshi. - I'm fricking Wario. - Good choice. - Whoa! - Just click random dude. - Really? - Yes random. - Flash Forward, all right. - I wanna do that ball game. - So, get to the center of the
platform and face the camera just in time for the picture to be taken. - [All] Oh, this one. - This one is so ridiculous. - Yo, this one's crazy. - I want to be a model. Please Vogue. - So, there's like
really no point to fight until like the last second, huh? - Well I mean, that's the twist though. - Where am I? - Oh, on the floor. - Oh (beep). - Uh-oh. - Wait was? (all laughing) - Everyone knows I'm (indistinct). - Tie. - We all had zero points? - That's cool. - We all sucked. - Oh, hells yeah dog. - I'm confused. - You just move around. - Oh, we use the shell
in order to undo the- - Yeah. - It's called Tipsy Tourney. - Honestly. Ready? - This is my song, its about me. - Is that a Monet? Am I uncovering a Monet? - Oh, Wario is looking - Oh, oh Peach is taking it. - What?
- Who's going to make it last? - Woo baby! - Wario. - Wario! - Growl birds. - Wario, looks like you're
going to be taking a shotski. - Do it. - Ayo! - Problematic drinking is
funny when you're young. - Right. (Shayne laughing) - This totally won't develop into any sort of crutch later in life. (Ian laughing) - Yeah, absolutely not. - Pick a color. Any color. - Literally, I- - I don't know if you
should trust the clear. - Oh, the clear is
definitely the way to go. - Right? It's arsenic. - Okay, I'm going to go for this pink one. - Okay. - All right, I feel like
I might know what it is and if I'm wrong, I'm gonna cry. - [Shayne] It's butter. - Just kidding. Frat Boys don't cry. - 3,2,1. - Oh! - Pretty good bro. - What? - Yeah. Oh yeah dude, I
know exactly what that is. - What? - I think it's PB and J soda. - Oh, really? - Dude. - PB and J soda. - PB and boda. - So Ian is Wario. - That's right.
- I can't wait to lose. - Oh, what is this? - Oh, this is 1 v. 3 . - Okay, spin the stage. - So Ian, you spin the thing. - Spin to win my guy. - So if we lose, whoever of
us loses first takes the shot. But if we win and only one of us needs to survive for us to win. - And then- - This mother (beep) takes the shot. - We finally get Corgan back. - Oh, this is hard. - That's so fun. - this is really- - Dude, ugh! - Oh no! We died. - Dude, who was the first to fall? - I don't know.
- I think it was me. - I think it was you. - Frick. - Wow. - Frcik. - Time for a freaking shot dude. - That freaking sucks dude. - All right, I'm going to do this one. - That one looks really good. - I bet it's pee. - Ugh. Okay. Countdown. - 3, - Don't be such a wuss dude. - 3, 2, 1. - Jada Pinkett Smith. - Whoa, cherry soda. - What? - [Mark] That was the
only sour drink we have. You somehow ended up with- (indistinct) - So, you actually can't, that's insane. - That's so annoying. - Y'all ready? - Dude, that was crazy.
What just happened. - Here we go. - Oh, big square. - Who am I? - You're Peach. - I'm Peach. I'm still learning. - Ready up. - I'm practicing. - You don't got to practice. - Of course all the boys
who played this for years are rushing me to be ready. - I've never played this before. - I've never played
Mario Party in my life. - Whoa! (boys laughing) - Sorry. - We're three Mario Party
games in we've already, we're already throwing
controllers. This is- - I'm a frat bro, don't piss me off. - Piss him off. - Everyone who (indistinct) - Piss of mate, yes. - Looks like another shot for Courtney. (Courtney groans) - You only got in here
'cause your dad's a legacy and you had good grades
and extra curriculars. (boys laughing) but that's it. - Ugh, going for the orange. - Uh-oh. - 3, 2 , 1. - Oh yeah dude. Yeah. - Uh-oh, I had to guess. - Eck! - What does it be? - Is it buffalo? - Its buffalo. - Its buffalo. - It is, I think it's like
the chicken wings one. Ugh! (All groaning in disgust) (indistinct) - And you ate one. - Wow, that's freaking
weird that you did that. - Ooh, ooh. - Wait, do you have to like
tap on it or do you have to- - Yeah, you can increase
your speed by tapping. I don't how you decelerate,
I don't think you can. - I don't think you can. - Yeah, you only do it when you get- - So slow an steady wins
the race. Perp may haps. Alright. Prepare to go down. - Yo, this is how Sean Kingston got hurt. - I wanna go to this
pool. (Shayne laughing) - Oh, come on. - This pool looks so fun. - It's like, I feel
like it goes over twice when I try to- - That's the problem. That's the balance. - It definitely is, this looks like- (indistinct) - Wow, you killed us. Ugh, my God. - That's going to be a shot
for me. I did not do well. - Way to go Noah. - Ayo, I got a win. - Yo, give me that clear
one. That better be vodka. (Noah laughs) - Dude. - Its white vinegar. - Its got bubbles in it. - Don't you, don't even. - That's your fine petroleum brother. 91. - Don't worry we have tums at the store. - Its just Pam cooking spray. - 3, 2, 1. - Meet. - (beep) you man. - No, it's not. - What was it?
- It's going to be bad. - It was so good. It's birthday cake. - What? Really? - I thought it would be ranch soda. - Happy birthday Smosh. - Wow. - Happy birthday. - oh, this one's great. - 1 v. 3. - Oh, - Great. - So you throw rocks at us and
we try to escape the rocks. - So, our goal is to get to the top. Yeah, just got to get to the top. - Okay. All right,
Courtney, are you Wario? - Yeah. - You're Wario? - Dude roll them over. - Go, go, go, go, go, go. - Pull them out. - Oh, nice. - No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. - You got to stop Yoshi.
You got to stop Yoshi. - No, no, no. Listen, only one
of us has to get to the top. - No, no, no, no, no.
- I have to get to the top. - No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Uh-oh Yoshi. - Oh no. - What the (bleep) do it do now. - 2, 1. - It looks like Peach might've been the- - Lowest of the hill. - Yeah. - Was I one step in front of Peach? - [Courtney] It looks like
Peach was lowest to me. - One step ahead of the Donkey Kong. - Frat boys shouldn't play
together. Like we're so mad. - It's fine. I'm totally going to be a
college for seven years. - That's right Zander. (Noah and Shayne laughing). - That's me, Zander. - Dakota, brace it. - You know this one is going to be bad because they didn't fill
this one to the top. They were like, yeah, let's
do a little of this one. - It evaporated. - All right, ready? - Yeah. - 3, 2, 1. - Shot. - Shot dude. - What the (beep)? (all laughing) - It's DayQuil. - [Mark] It's bacon. - It tasted like DayQuil. - That's the worst one. - Ew, bacon. - That's the worst one. - He got bacon soda. - All right guys. So, we're going to be
moving on to the Kings cup. Which is all the sodas in one cup. - Jesus Christ. - Fortunately for Shayne,
he's not in this round. - Yeah.
- Oh no, we have to- - I love this, this is so sweet. - All right. - Good luck idiots (boys laughing) - You guys really fought for that one. - It was the best one, dude. - Oh shit. (boys laughing) - I mistook that for where it was falling. - What the (beep) were you. (Shayne laughing) - Well, you know who's
doing the King's cup now. (Courtney screams) - One more. (Courtney screams) - Oh no, oh my God. (Courtney screams) - Smoosh my guts. - Oh my God. This is so nerve racking. - Get out of here. - Oh! (all cheering) - I go here. - Dude, seriously? You
put that much in there. This is, this wouldn't
be my first King's cup that I've drank. - Yeah, you need the funnel? - Ugh. Give me that King's cup. - I was butt chugging a
Diet Dr Pepper all night. - Damn, I saw a video
back in the day of a guy like doing a beer bong of two Four Locos. - You see it? Do you see it?
- He was never seen again. - I don't think that guy lived. - Was it called evidence? (Damien and Noah laughing) - Ew, all right. - 3 - Yo, this is for my buddies at, uh, freaking- - He's drunk. (boys laughing) - I'm so drunk off that
birthday cake shop, bro. - 16 years of- - [All] 3, 2 ,1. - Yeah. You got this bro. - Chug. Whoa. - You don't have to, you don't have to. - Only Ian would do that shot. - Its (beep) gross, idiot. - Oh God. - You're awful. - Aghhh! - Yeah. (all cheering) - Yeah! - That's my boy. That's
my fricking boy, dude. - Is this really all of them mixed? - That's my son. - There will be blood. - That's my son. - Oh, now the bacon and the
buffalo sauce is coming on. - Yeah. - You're a whole Wild Wings there. - It hit sweet and I was
like, oh, this isn't that bad. - He's Dave and Buster's on the inside. (Noah laughing) - Chop. - Yeah, good job, bruh. - Did you guys think that was it? - Yeah. - That's what we were
told by the director. - Well guess what? - Somebody is getting iced. - One more round. One of
you guys getting green iced. - Eveyrbody's in? - Smirnoff ice in quotes, but it's green. - Oh my God, it's teams. (Shayne laughing) - No, we're gonna have to share this. This is going to be a shared punishmnet. - Oh, Noah its you and me. - Courtney, we got this. - So, how do we play? - We don't. We just let it
happen. No, I'm kidding. We mash this to accelerate and then we sort of lean into the turns. - If we turn right, you just
got sort of lean right with it, and you rock with it. - But if you fall off once,
you actually lose straight up. - Yeah, who loses first. - I got this, I got this. - So, don't crazy. So let's
just, let's just live our lives. - Take it easy Noah. - Yeah, okay. - Something tells me you're not. - Wario and Yoshi off to a fast start. They're going. Ooh. Ooh,
they better slow down. - Left, left. We got this. We got this. - Okay. Wario and Yoshi you
guys are playing with fire here. - Yeah, we're playing to win my dog. We're growl bears through and through, - Ohhh! - But, - We gotta get past you. - Take it easy Noah, we
don't need to worry about it. We've had a few drinks, but we're fine. - You're right bro. - Take it nice and easy. (Shayne and Noah cheering) - Can we take a shot of it together. - [Mark] That works too. - That's what makes more sense
to me. Smart, smart, smart. - Man. Oh my God, Rick and Morty. ♪ Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty ♪ ♪ Rick, Rick, Rick. ♪ - Bro, Rick Sanchez is like my hero. - I want to be just like the
Joker and the Boondock Saints. - He doesn't fit in
because he's too smart. Like that's what it is.
Like no one gets it. - which Boondock do you like? - QB or Riley, I don't care. - Yeah. - Okay, ready? - Let's do it four
times. Watch. Here we go. Here we go dude. Watch out. Here we go. - Don't spill a drop. - Let's go, bro. Let's go. - Whoa, they know how
to count. That's crazy. - Ughhh. - Eww, eww, eww. - EWWW! Oh, that's God awful. - Oh my God. Rest in peace my soul. That's so bad. - Why would they make pickle soda? - Oh my God. People probably like that. That's the most messed up part. Is that people probably are into that and they drink that by
themselves in their room. - It'd be better if it weren't sweet. It'd be better if it weren't
sweet. It's disgusting. Hey, thank you so much for
joining us for this party. Mario Party, party hardy situation, where we punish ourselves with drinkies. Happy birthday Ian. - Happy birthday Smosh. - Happy birthday Smosh. - Happy birthday to you. - Happy birthday Smosh. - We put ourselves through all kind of pain for your enjoyment, so please click on this
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