My VR Baby Hands Made Mistakes

baby crawling on the ground baby cruel in here baby gary on the bed baby putting that in there baby's got a turtle friend please come out and play there you go [Laughter] what do you do i'm sorry i don't speak german tell me what you know how do i satisfy the plant hello i'm a baby this is the role play scenario look at me i'm a little maniac look i can put a pacifier in my mouth i can stand up but only for a little while eh there's a key inside of this cleverly conceived chatter chest i must fit the appropriate shakes inside the holes and then the key of green shall be mine oh wait i'm supposed to talk like a bee [Music] bloody hell there's a decapitated sheep's head on the ground maybe i can still just get out like oh come on there's no key slot i can bloody hell what is that it looks like a cat but i don't think it's that smart because it's licking the floor it's licking milk is that baby milk give me baby well mama milk mama milk from mama for mama and you can bloody shut up as well i didn't have to take that from you mr luchador thinks he's got one over on me because i can't unhook the thing which is probably really okay i'll try and find him oh bloody hell i fell over again my friends we are trapped within these pink walls of confinement i say to you now do you wish to be trapped here all of your life no of course you don't onion man pay attention glowing square thing for the chest with the green key inside that oh baby must use tools to get out i got this don't worry i shall go and scout the area and then i shall come back with a plan my god there's a bow i need this obviously i don't they magically appear baby magic fingers take this luchador jones [Music] the enemy shall not withstand oh god oh god oh god oh god baby is not prepared yes oh follow baby crust baby crush you'll give i want this follow baby crust to freedom now let's go i think you'll find that milk does not belong to you creature freaking out so much let's just move if it's that annoying can it can i like punch it oh the phone are we on a murder scene am i gonna find mommy and daddy's corpses lying freshly put on the ground ah damn filthy animal drown in the milk if you want it so badly give me my milk no ow ow ow ow our got both hands i found the triangle get over there get over there better you mock me luchador jones but baby krusty knows the moon goes in the moon shape and the triangle goes in the triangle shape and this this goes yes can baby fit in the oven yes baby must fit in the oven bowflex both like strength time come on baby wants a roasting damn it baby can't open the oven oh is that my family they don't have faces what is this fresh sparkly hell isn't it quite incredible that i was actually this size once isn't that amazing you know you go in a shop and you see like little little little baby shoes you think i used to fit in there like not all of me but like well at some point i would have done but that was before i i came out and elephant man what did they do to you we thought you were dead my friend deceased and finished before we lost you in the great battle of the bath time no nose come here but he helped that was hypnotizing to the point where i almost fell over mousetrap baby wants some cheese babies being worked out well if it's gone off once it probably won't go oh give me it give me it give me it give me it give me the cheese give me the cheese give me the cheese jenga green lock that's what the green key unlocks is the green lock in the bedside table i don't think that's for baby's eyes but i guess we've got a goal like toilet can i dry myself in the bath there's potential in that seems kind of blocked we have the bodies of my parents no probably not bubble bath baby is very thirsty baby filled a bubble bath up oh won't let me actually drown myself mayday mayday baby in trouble left alone parents friendship my friend my friend i thought you were lost in the great battle of the no no bedtime squeakies don't go in there don't worry i'll get you home you've been for enough fill this bath up too there you go i can't go swimming in it at least not so i just ate some soap and it was delicious i can't stand up anymore why is that i've had the ability to standing up completely ripped from me oh this is a nice looking room with many intriguing possibilities oh no waters destroy that probably very expensive piece of electrical equipment hey look an exposed plug socket i'll have to come back to that this is just what i need my friend would you like to come with me i'm amassing an army to rage war against the enemy known as snuffles what in the hell how how did you do that and would you please fight for me i did not expect that at all that's amazing keep keep going keep going battle the beast you're bloody awful you deserve to get eaten by him it is time my friends we have not rescued everyone yet but i am very very impatient i have come to speak terms and give you one last chance surrender that milk on the floor or face dire dire consequences as you will see i have amassed quite an army and the weaponry shall be okay okay they're not they're not listening to reason on this day my squishy little squeaky friends we fight for justice we fight for truth we fight for the milk that is on the ground that i really want for some reason just because it's not mine fire they will retreat eventually eventually they shall ugh now i'm bored let me be very irresponsible and wreck star shape yes there it is mwah green key let's go find it i mean i got a question if they didn't want me to use it why did they put the chest in am i meant to defend it now here we go the moment of truth the thing all my little life all these minutes has been leading up to into the hole the key goes spinach hey little buddy you want some of this stuff it's got your happy little face on it and there you go i went to sleep i still don't understand why i had to do that how does this help me at all what is that oh i can eat the cat food there's another key inside the cat food what the hell is wrong with these parents i'm sorry cat i thought i was the only one suffering but you've been left here alone too i'm gonna eat your cat food because you drank my milk you stupid little fluffy get i got it i found the hole no damn it that doesn't fit that i guess i'll use it in that then there we go fits the torch oh what is this there's stuff oh look at that can i knock i can knock stuff off her shells with this maybe give me the hat baby's got a hat baby i don't want a hat because it weighs them down and there's a truck as well does that go on the scale matrix thingy maybe those are stuff that could potentially go on there throw it on there and you can there you go there's a helicopter what what kind of ghost hey hey there we are they really all go in there they will go together in the bin go go in the bin go in the bin [Music] this is i don't why am i doing this mummy and daddy mommy and daddy having a lovely time in my drawing dream can i cut out this picture of mommy and daddy how do i cut it why do i have scissors if i cannot do cut out i can't see this i got scissors oh oh this must be sister's room or something i like her taste that looks valuable feel that in there there you go volcanoes is an accurate representation of how life is hey sister's diary needs a key to get in there okay well i need to know i got that key i know where to go the music just follows me wherever i go well i'm a baby and i'm all alone you shouldn't let me alone cause i could die bloody responsible parents bloodiers how is it still doing that spaceship how does that do that what are you how are you even hello my friend i have come to seek wisdom you're pooping eggs i see i found many eggs around are you looking are you the one do i have to give you the eggs great unicorn derp of the bed above i seek answers i seek wisdom i seek knowledge why am i so alone let me get up on this ow ow you bad but no no there's a very bloody you've got the key huh you you are will just i will cut you i will i will cut you a little ninja turtle thing and there's money here and there's this piggy pig that i broke what's the money for i don't know i'm a baby i don't understand such delicate some concepts such as finance in the economy you understand what i mean will this buy me passage no all right then oh you've got to get through that chum but you're being timed my friend there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go buddy you got this you can do it i have the utmost faith for new abilities my friend there you are oh he's so oh he's gonna he's veering off course a little bit there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go go on go on go on go on go on go on go on bloody you're meant to go through that you stupid i'm trying to be supportive but you're testing my patience come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on you could do it you could do it you could do it you could do it you could do it you could do yes he did it come on there you go you got one second that he didn't do it you are an absolute failure i want to put the hat in the frog i'm going to put the hat in the frog and then be happy with something hey don't understand oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh built the total thing i got the turtle thing i got the total thing i got the total charm the turtle could ow would you stop that nasty teeth what kind of parent would give that to a child baby crawling on the ground baby cruel in here baby get it on the bed baby putting that in there baby's got a turtle friend please come out and play baby come on there you go what do you do i'm sorry i don't speak german tell me what you know how do i satisfy the plant there's another videotape here i don't oh maybe there's cheese on it maybe it tells me how to get the cheese my god he's still coming stay back i've got a gun and a videotape about cheese my god there's nothing he cannot withstand if you have answers then you should just tell me don't mock me with this creepy display of stalking [Music] something is happening now it's about cheese okay i'm supposed to use some kind of pinchy kind of mechanic to get the cheese off huh like fingers like fingers you don't think i can pinch i think he's like the terminator or something i'm just gonna go rest my head for a little bit because it's been a very exhausting day maybe i'll try again tomorrow maybe or the next day well the day after that i don't know i'm a baby do i really understand the concept of time not really i gotta actually try to not legitimately fall over at least in one video at some point [Music] in planets i don't know i'm a baby i'm i'm a role player google what the heck thank you to my patrons francis argue the fox aaron bashir alec mcneil axe mayor alexandra rodriguez arthur back and forth 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Length: 14min 34sec (874 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 08 2020