babysitting was torture...

excuse me i've got a cold oh bloody hell i really hope that's made out of play-doh hello you must be my baby then i don't remember having you do you do what you what come oh well you look at me like that i gotta bash your head against the wall baby with brain damage don't remember torment get over there get over there i'll stop crying you little come here look it's fine he's fine that he's not crying anymore i think can i just leave you there no don't give me sad face it's not quite fair is it that i've just been thrust into the situation i don't even remember having the good times that would produce you you look like an old man just do you want to hear you want to watch television look oh shut up shut up i'm going to get a knife you want you want daddy to get a knife is daddy gets a knife yep daddy gets a knife bloody hell this is a big oh this is apartments isn't it this is we're living in a park wait a minute did you just did you oh you didn't did you make brown dookie not you poo-pooed on your kneecap didn't you was that a plaster why have you got a plaster i have no idea why you want a plastic calm down hush little baby don't you cry you're gonna go it and i wanted to shove the baby in the elevator and leave it alone okay very well what try and post the baby through somebody else's letterbox if i can't i think he is your problem now he's your problem now he's yours you're i think that's where i'm supposed to have some kind of further the logging for him but i'd ah the kitchen okay okay let's see if we got any utensils or anything like that anything at all which is quite sharp in case he decides to come back you never know there is an oven oh there's a bottle in the fridge well they won't be needing that who's that free soul [Music] a soul trap by the baby and yellow has been hey if you've been trapping souls into little black figurines of cats you little better you know you know what that means this is time for me to do my parenting judy's here you you can't you can't go around trapping souls stop stop trapping souls how to do my parenting julie here you need to be punished little one you need to be very punished you'll like it in the oven it's where you learn your lessons okay how do i turn it on oh oh you like it do you smug little idiot you party little goofball don't stop doing poopy stop doing poop how do i get rid of the poopy bloody hell who'd look forward to having a baby research huh goddamn work why are the doors in my own house locked toy box locked three five more i gotta find some there's one big head mode unlocked oh my god shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up now i gotta go around and free these souls here so we can open your toy boxes don't we you foremost shut up sit here watch the television all right it'll rot your brain and there's not much to be rocked freeze though there's one one more sword ultra low definition a lot why would i want that baby come here now you see you're in a toilet there i can just as easily flush you couldn't i could flush you and you'd be go baby bye-bye if you don't start behaving i do the flashy and daddy says bye bye to baby okay okay just so we know there's an end goal should you stop stop it well there's a changing mat there so somehow surely i can change you i've heard you do the poopies so oh you just heard you do another poopy okay how do i how do i remove your nappy situation how do i i mean don't just look at me like that tell me how i do it look nappy look nappy i want to change his nap i mean i don't want her but i i i wanna daddy's looking for the souls that baby stuffed into black cat ornaments hey daddy's looking for your handiwork you nefarious little goblin boy hey maybe i've got a deuce bait with the father stuff and more souls happen maybe come over here little bastard cupcakes you're bouncing off the walls i get it getting in there there you are you certainly sit in there look baby want a feeding baby we'll shut up and have feeding yeah babies i hate it when you're happy you know oh you made a smell oh you smelly little pudgy panda boy oh wait a minute has the game been telling me how to play the game the whole time i didn't see that i didn't see that oh i really should pay attention don't you pose like you're in a glamour magazine you naughty little idiot [Music] all right well hello how the hell did you get over there come over here i'm trying to change you you you did a big old stinky and you don't look at me with that that little you've got to stop with it stinky little baby be changed yeah there you go now it's bedtime little baby remember what i told you about crying go flush now [Laughter] wasn't that fun oh that's so much fun hey i get points for pony full of soup yeah it's like being rewarded for being a good fat oh you're happy now i good for you everyone's everyone's happy i'll just i'll get to oh nine and ten nothing happened well i feel like a winner though so there is that let's put you to bed now baby time to go sleepies isn't it get in there oh you want a bedtime story uh once upon a time there was a father who woke up one day suddenly decided oh that must be my kid in the room i hope not i hope it's not my kid i wouldn't adoption be grand any time now a big old bird will break through this window and peck your eyes out now peck your eyes out and you can't look at me like that your weird little facial like god i hate you i i really i really go bye oh wait for parents wait a minute i'm not the parent at all i'm a babysitter i'm a babysitter oh i'm free of the baby after the day how did you oh my gosh okay don't giggle no time for giggles giggles gets the oven doesn't it [Laughter] oh i like that i like that a lot i gotta turn the light out i forgot i got to turn the ladder i'm sorry your majesty there now don't move now i'm gonna go chill out and watch tv on did he just open the door i swear i just heard the door being open i swear stop it i will hang you from i will hang you from the symbol of peace i'll do it now i just go to sleep again and just relax till the parents get home like oh there's a second night okay now now now is night number two i don't want us i don't want to see any trouble out of you i don't want us i don't want to see any trouble out of you at all you hear me oh a key ah what is it open mystery doors maybe perhaps uh yeah that's not a normal room to have in a house is it play recording well very well snow a curiosity in july i'm gonna go to the toilet or something i have no interest i probably won't miss anything i knew that the baby in yellow had opened their tattered mantle and there was only gods to cry to now did i miss anything important probably not who's hungry baby's hungry baby's very hungry still no knife that is disappointing oh look were they there they're waffled very funny open the door stop trying to lock me in like i locked you in the oven which is a joke and you enjoyed it so just shut up and eat that i like it when you cry don't be disappearing i don't wish to alarm you but it appears you have specters i'm gonna go catch the floating nappy i'll i'll be right back what's that the hell is that talisman and their uses in choke what well there's a nappy probably not important at all i'll just pick up the nappy and go back down okay stinky little podge panda time to get your stink gone there we are okay time to go to bed who wants to be flushed down you want to be flushed down the toilet of course you do because you you're you're a baby that loves adventure goodbye baby hello baby i'm sorry did i did you not like i asked honestly i had no idea i thought all babies hoping flush down the toilet okay it seems like i've run into a little bit of an issue here this baby seems to have some kind of demonic influence cast over him perhaps if i recite a certain amount of words in a certain amount of all disciples i will i will cleanse the area yes that'll be hit out of here hey there you're looking a little sad aren't you squidge raspberry blackberry crunch and your lunch i want it yay eleven point yeah he loves to get in the bed another good day babysitting accomplished how many bloody knives are there on here what now i swear i just i just want one relaxing night well you don't cause all kind of probably is that too much to ask what are you doing why have you got hands up like that you want tickle you want tickles you want to yeah you want to shut up then i haven't even tied you to the train tracks yet don't think i won't and i'll see the train roll over your head and bust it like a grape pop you're dead sleep tight little idiot find something to eat oh feeds me i must be really hungry this is the first time that my my head has been telling me to beat it in such a dramatic way hey baby did you get a new fridge this one's considerably bigger more room for only one bottle i suppose okay oh don't do that oh tentacley glass grass stuff hey look a little bit angry was it that time i put you in the oven or the the toilet you are looking this is such such definition on your cheek but you're looking great have that yes keep you got to keep you happy haven't we yes god i gotta keep the baby happy because it's baby's health i wouldn't dream of upsetting the baby ever not at all just gonna get the nappy now don't do anything nefarious while i'm turned around hi oh you've been doing yoga have you you haven't you got a boo boo you want you want me to check the knees listen i'll just i'll just you won't try you're a big boy you want privacy in the restroom that's fine okay well yeah he's just he's just floating it's just what i double checked and saw what i think i saw hey well i'll get i'll get that okay i get that i saw a talisman in here there you go this this thing looks like it'll deal with demon babies exercise the baby that's what i'll do i'll exercise the baby hey little baby uh time to get the satan out of you raspberry trunkleberry smash and dash i will get rid of satan and is making it that rash oh don't cry do you understand as you slowly burn on the radiator do you understand why i had to do that i had to hurt you because you had satan in you and that's always an appropriate excuse hey i found the last soul oh excellent let's go play with the toy box look what we've got we've got a toy box oh what have we got here a doctor i'm just gonna get all of the toys out i just gotta just get all of the toys out there look what we got here little buddy it's your favorite toy yes he loves it baby have you been keeping other people's voices in the toy box again honestly this little fella just he's just ladle you've been shopping on ebay again do you want it this is the worst toy i've ever seen that's a pretty good toy i guess it's gonna take you back to bed now little buddy it's just this oh okay okay well no we don't have to what are you oh you can go to bed yourself that's fine yeah yeah go to bed go to bed you go to bed that's yeah that's that's that's absolutely uh i think in the morning i'll probably change the lights because there's oh they're not that hot wheels baby where have you gone where are you going no oh don't do it ugh not again the parents are going to kill me thank you to my patrons seba 2 700 adam bob malik mcneil alexandria rodriguez are for cooler steve deus and joshua silva's garrett girv quake i punch the sandwich jackson jokers joe battlefield 789 kw america mr kerry mrs fumia 99 pp finished forever scary of robert johnson savannah fell suddenly inside the two bagels thailand over the barbarian victory often crypto zebra of the green

Channel: IAmCrusty

Views: 522,121

Keywords: vr, virtual reality, gaming, video game, vr funny moments, virtual reality funny, iamcrusty, i am crusty, crusty, baby in yellow, babysitting, baby, funny, funny moments

Id: lr8FY4YGXLc

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 16 2021