My Bitlife controls my Sakura School Simulator

it's been about two months since we played some bit life you know i even busted off the shirt today why because we're playing bit life we're playing but we're gonna add a bit of a twist it's gonna be a little different and by a little bit it's gonna play completely different you guys have requested for me to do this for a long time i don't even know if this is gonna be a good video it doesn't matter you're freaking smash like right now my midlife is going to control my sakura school simulator this is gonna go great and in case you don't know bitlife is a life simulator if you don't if you're living under a rock you don't know a bit like maybe you've never hi welcome you're new here midlife is a great life simulator and sakura school simulator is sort of like a life simulator this is going to go great it's kind of it's going to be good i thought this was a great time since as you guys know from last time we played soccer with school simulator babies were added to the game so this is absolutely the perfect opportunity to to finally do this challenge you guys have been asking for for a long time all right we're just gonna pick a random life okay i'm lorenzo okay live simulator for the last time you gotta stop i'm the renzo tutti i was a male board in turin italy i don't even know where that is i was conceived after my father's condor broke poor bird now it's important that we create our parents before we create the child so let's see what our parents look like oh man my dad looking like a cool cat alessandro and then we have my mom ero rafazio all right i'm gonna make her as close as i can to this my mom aurora obviously has a ponytail so we need to find a ponytail i really hope they got one i need this to go good for me we can't do it with another mess up i've already messed up once i had to restart the whole thing well technically she has a ponytail but that's not you know we're just going to roll with punches here all right she has brown hair she's smiling she's not wearing a face mask so we had to take that off i'm sorry guys there we go you know that works look at she's already pregnant look at that it's perfect but no no no we have to create we have to recreate the scenes i mean that sounds really bad they have these costumes in italy right i'm sure i'm sure they do all right my dad's got a cool hat so i really hope we have that i really hope we have it i need this to work and there we go he's got like his pimp hat right here you know close it up man i like this look at this i can't change the color so we're just got the dough with it okay there's limitations here gotta give him some cool shades there he is it looks like if dr eggman got a questionable job on the streets eggman is in a different business now all right pretend we're in italy we're not japan it's italy it's italy now we're gonna there's gonna be a little bit of creativity here okay you're gonna pray with me hey how's it going i'm looking for girls a nice girl out there oh god oh yeah why do i sound like the kool-aid man hey what happened to her text i sent her text all right i gotta fix it she won't stop hey what does she do uh if only i could find a man that looks like dr eggman well well well well well you need to start i knew as soon as i laid eyes on her jumping head it was love at first sight wait these aren't italian people at all i don't know how you look for me now uh i tried to kiss her she said no thank you this is not a good love story all right you gotta talk to her like one time you have good taste how does your neck do it it's actually scaring me please stop i find you very attractive ah she likes it oh look we're falling in love already this has been a great story already dude that's a good sign she's saying hello look at that we already we already a couple man this is gonna work out so good oh i better turn the police off it's gonna be bad if we don't trust me all right we need to get her to fall in love with this because this needs to be canon it needs to be perfect your face is made up like a cake no that would make her hate us that apparently is the ultimate insult you just tell that your worst enemy i respect you day look at this dude pull it all the moves right now oh no i tried to kiss her she's now saying when we are close it is not time i just have to give her more compliments that's how it works it's like you're one compliment away from being able to kiss your loved one yeah if you just do this in real life you'll get the girls and the guys trust me this works don't tell her she has short legs she won't like that all right i think it's time to break out the big guns guys all right well now that we got the big guns now it's time to put on the moves i see yeah you like that oh yeah i'm very flexible you can see this is really working oh yeah that'll that'll get him that'll get him every time this is extremely uncomfortable but little do you know this is actually what sparked a baby yes i was so nervous to tell her that i'm actually a beyblade in real life this is my true form oh my god i don't i think i'm some sort of helicopter hey baby why don't we take this over maybe go back to my place oh yeah there we go there we go this is the romance they went in the room and it was all history and when they wake up they'll have a stork there we go hey i'm a baby well you know what they say right like father likes son how does he walk around like that okay i'm gonna be honest with you guys we've encountered some technical difficulties but just pretend all right imagination pretend that i'm lorenzo tatsy that's my name oh my god it's baby's got a jet pack and this is now my dad that's my dad he's still a pimp kind of like a witch but that's my dad why i'm a baby now you know you know i didn't really think all this through okay but that's fine see this is not only are we playing these episodes we have enjoyable life lessons that are valuable that you can take with you out of this video like when life gives you lemons give give it lemonade wow your condors broke [Music] this is a happy family actually don't build can i actually do something oh yeah yeah that's a strong baby i'm the strongest baby ever so now that we did that you know i i wanted to make myself bald i couldn't again rolling with the punches and we have a beautiful dog named lulu see there it is there's lulu she just attacks me oh crap i'm supposed to have an older brother named christopher okay okay hey hey yo i'm christopher your your older your older brother oh god oh god what's happening hi this is what you say hi family hey talk to me look this is my bit family it's absolutely it's abs actually perfect i don't know why where's mom mom come here mom hey here's my where's my son okay where did he go off to oh my gosh she's pregnant this is a very weird family i have something to tell you honey this was supposed to be what she looked like then when she had the baby she still has her stomach okay i gotta fix that it's fine if things are not in the perfect order guys see rolling with the punches ah this is a happy family so our mother is a student so that's why she's a student and he's it's a great it's a great family let me just take a family picture right now all right about after 1 million years it's time to age up age two playing around you're at home lying inside your crib luckily there are a few things nearby to keep you occupied which way you reach for the fire truck the xylophone and the picture book i think we'll pick the fire truck oh and my big brother has been diagnosed with whooping cough um my mother graduated from business school she started a new position as history teacher for turin public schools all right well we gotta do what it says oh god what have i done oh my god there's something else wrong with my brother he's got more than some whipping cough he's stuck oh god i've never done this before whoa whoa hey what are you doing what is this i am truly worried about my big brother and his condition he's stuck hey talk to me when you got off i feel very bad for my brother i hope he'll be okay all right mommy's gotta put you in your crib okay too heavy to carry oh my god it still thinks i'm carrying him i've managed to ruin the game already oh i cared my brother i carried him oh come on chad look at him we're all walking there's a family this is great i love this all right we got to put our little baby in the crib wow i want my fire truck the game said to play with the fire truck so here we are wow see this is the toy i pick man i got the best childhood ever look at this i don't even know how i'm using my arms the game said to play with the fire truck oh there's dad hey tell me when you got whatever thing you got like he says that i don't know why this fire truck doesn't play sirens but okay i'm sure this is what bitlife had in mind i'm sure i'm playing this is so fun oh i just i just murdered somebody i talked to me when you got them all wow what an eventful year huh h2 oh vaccination you gotta go to the doctor okay your mother is taking you to the doctor's office to get vaccinated how will you behave i'll try to stay calm please vaccinate my baby i'm skeeving off work because it's boring i don't care please vaccinate my child oh look my dad's here see look he's a great dad i talked about you got them all healed my baby i don't have enough money oh i don't have money for this health insurance in italy is so high apparently i don't know if that's true or not your eyes i'm just going to tell them i'm gonna give him compliments until he gives me the vaccinations here let's hug him let's see i've gained his trust now he'll give us free vaccinations don't mind that my husband's right there oh look he's throwing a tantrum well look he's even got tears and everything he obviously did not take that hello he obviously didn't take the vaccination very well as you can plainly see the doctor looks just like he's like that's despicable oh no he said oh god i said i remain calm oh no i'm breaking from the from the story all right i can fix that are we good we good we're not gonna get through all these okay oh my father retired oh my god your big you and your big brother christopher are bickering about why he wore your clothes uh i'm three years old now so i don't think i should look like this anymore ooh i'm gonna attack oh my god look at that actually looks like him doesn't it that's crazy right hook right hook his face you delivered a right hook to your big brother christopher's face okay wow oh no i hit my mom hey stop it what what's up with this huh oh he's clearly getting angry with me no i need to come back in a different form i'm mad about getting vaccinated whoa i grew up too fast let me take a shower [Music] son i didn't know you grew up so fast dad it's a privacy all right this is more like it this is more like a three-year-old right i don't know something like that all right i'm gonna get on his level would you say to me huh what'd you say to me take that you delivered a right hook to your big brother christopher's face and that i did oh he attacked you with a scythe okay okay well i don't have a scythe i do have a slingshot hey talk to me when you got them all oh no i just killed my family okay it's attacking me oh is he so fast i it was a mistake to give him a jet pack he's right on my tail holy crap okay okay all right all right no no no no no no this didn't happen i didn't think it would explode when i threw a slingshot at my brother's face and my baby brother's face okay all right we can fix this we gotta reunite this family again oh look at him he's still attacking and he can't even fight back either oh it's hilarious okay oh dad is dad oh my god dad went to the store i don't think he's coming back did my dad go to jail he probably went to jail oh god this is not what is happening in bitlife you're just gonna have to ignore it guys see we're rolling with the punches here okay so problem i can't find my dad or my husband we're just a co you know we're just a family that has a jet pack it's fine no stop it stop it oh my god he's acting out was this still about the vaccination who do you think i am that was attacking me you do not attack your mother how dare you after everything i've done for you he's so angry what a very a very angry baby your parents just had a baby boy named luciana i can't that's impossible it's physically impossible i'm sorry i can't do it i don't think i can do it guys okay yep so i found out it's physically impossible to have a little brother another little brother let's pretend he doesn't exist so my father is no longer suffering from arthritis wherever he is that's really good to hear uh but i have enrolled in primary school at saint sergio's primary school at all boys school wow okay yay i'm at school this is where i'm enrolling i'm going there myself apparently oh my god what happens if i stand in here i'm actually scared what happens i've go god i've used the rivers i think i've used the time machine guys i am now a even smaller baby but it isn't all boys school even though these boys are actually small men yakuza but we're not gonna talk about that i mean i guess i'm a questionable looking child as well see you you're my best friend oh no my dog died she lived a great life but sadly passed away peacefully last night that's so sad lulu no i'm sorry you're dead now dawg [Music] this game's just ridiculous as crap i'm gonna have to put you down i'm sorry about this oh he still seems to have he doesn't seem very dead but apparently he is i can't help but he's dead i'm gonna have to i'll have to go put him where he's better off or he's better off without you know an afterlife oh this is so sad this is so so very sad this is so sad [Music] oh i got to see him one more time ah wow this is crazy he's in a better place now all right so now i'm 12 years old you know i had to fast forward a little bit or else we'll never get through this episode guys and i have an inappropriate teacher your history teacher mrs tochi said just said who is this new student after you speak in class for the first time in ages what will you do well obviously we need to uh attack her okay i'm about to stretch her lips oh but i missed i guess this is in elementary school too don't worry about it it's a kindergarten elementary school yes i have a mustache at 12 years old my family has very uh interesting jeans what the heck my teacher's gone where'd my teacher go my teacher was here well i gotta punch somebody take him my teacher was here she must have known she must have known it was coming well so much for that oh no i got expelled you've been expelled from middle school for disciplinary issues doesn't matter teachers weren't even there anyway your father is arguing with you because you were expelled from school oh no i don't even know where he's at did he call me they if they put me back in oh but now i'm in a private school okay sure oh emma's asking us out okay this actually works holy crap we are now star-crossed scholars you are now going out with your classmate emma paparati go ahead drink the love potion drink it i love you see it works oh my god we're going out now she couldn't i don't know why i'm barefoot still okay okay hopefully we can keep her no she wants to break up already haven't done anything beg her to stay please she decided to stay with me oh my god okay i gotta give her a compliment all right you have good taste thank you she also likes to see it's exactly the same guys it's exactly the same she called me the boss of it all i am the boss of it all no why we have such a good relationship i don't get it she doesn't look like she hates us yeah okay so now now because we're like older like see if we're we're bigger now i'm still in pajamas don't worry about it no don't leave me don't leave me okay uh attacker oh my god well i mean kind of getting mad that's it we're attacking her i'm gonna kick her face you're trying to kick her girlfriend emma but miss oh i missed oh yeah she broke up with me bye bye we're broke it up now bye go on go the last thing she ever said to me was i would eat some beef wellington as she ran away off into the distance i never saw her again she was my first love you know those relationships really get you you know no my father is suffering from balance i still don't know where he's at but apparently he's suffering from bowel incontinence i hope he's okay oh but i graduated from secondary school okay yes i still have my crib here ah yes i just graduated i don't have a graduation gown because they don't i don't know if they do them in japan and italy yes we graduated yay i'm never coming back here screw you school [Music] probably shouldn't have done that taking off your shirt you notice some welts on your body what will you do bruh the only welts i see are these freaking bulging six-pack muscles that's the welts i got i will pray about it though all right no i'm not let's take some time off we're not gonna go to university okay my dad died wherever he's at since he wasn't with me i'm gonna skip it all together look at i'm clearly sad about it that's why i'm crying i'm crying and about my dad i don't know where he was but he died i i felt it i just sensed it that's why i'm crying this is very sad you know they're doing animations where they can like sense things that's it i couldn't be bothered to plan or attend this beautiful your mother's pressure to get a job i know he obviously didn't like that i was pressuring him to get a job what the heck that was the scariest thing i've ever saw in my life with that super sword don't want to attack your big brother like that she has like these bulky muscles and he's all tall wow no kids stop fighting he's so scared i don't blame him this is this is some a family dispute you know as their mother i gotta put them both down okay i gotta put him down i'm sorry i'm sorry i had to do this i'm still in your dad's car i'm sorry son stop it he's already dead i brought you into this world and i took you out okay oh my oh no my other sense no he's alive nevermind he's good i gotta go put you back where the dog is now i'm so sorry this is a really messed up family this is awful man what am i doing i don't think he could really be saved he's already dead oh sorry about that honey you're in a better place now oh with that i thought i'd keep going you're in a better place now wait where'd he go oh he's on the feet oh my god his head's gone and that my friends was the most broken family you've ever seen in your life today's script of the day goes to [Music] bandwidth blades [Music] you know i thought my bit life was going to control my soccer school simulator but really it was soccer school simulator that was in control all along we had some technical difficulties but either way guys if you enjoyed this please smash like and i might do another one if you guys really want to see it uh this was hilarious uh this this gave me some good laughs anyway guys scrub subscribe because you're gonna scrub it i'll just go now bye guys

Channel: Bijuu Mike

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Rating: 4.963872 out of 5

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Id: ofLd7_BbnHI

Length: 19min 47sec (1187 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 25 2020