MST3K: King Dinosaur (FULL MOVIE)

future next Sunday ad there was a guy named Joel not to different from you or me he work at gizmonic Institute just another face in a red jump suit he did a good job cleaning up the place but his boss didn't like him they shot him in space we send them cheesy movies the worst we can find he'll have to sit and watch them all then we'll monitor his mind now keep in mind Jo can't control where the movies begin or end because he used those special parts to make his robot friends robot chipsy Tomo you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts then repeat to yourself it's just the show I should really just relax for Mystery Science [Music] Theater [Music] no no to me you guys it's more like a moment of pure Epiphany you know like outside oh hi welcome to the satellite love we'll be right with you okay Ron Jo Robinson Ron my holy fool all right dig this once there were big Billows of pure spirit I weed run through it like a sprinkler I to send it down baffles and tubes through accident and experiment I worked to smoke keeping it at my bedside like a humidifier a steady stream some nights like a dream I'd see it butter the thing is just a curl now time to get on my shoes and find that Billow of pure spirit I traded away my smoke tools months ago who needs them when you got that steady stream commercial sign in 15 seconds all right we're almost done here the little stream by my bed is at its end I may not even recognize the big baale in the cold but what goods life without some pure Spirit commercial sign in 5 4 3 2 signo Funkadelic exp [Music] Dex no I'm I'm pretty sure you guys are what it's not supposed to R it doesn't have to R kind of like a hiu mhm go ahead you want to do your thing yeah my name is Crow I'm a Pisces and I like a girl who's quiet float float up you want to um do mind if I oh yeah that's fine that's I'm done well hello sir Goofus Von drn how's the Poetry Enclave going still trying to teach those little Bots about emotions huh well you caught us at a bad time I'm right in the middle of finishing the elevator and Frank's getting ready for his hat party mine's going to be the grandest of all yep hey if there's one thing I've told you about those Bots only hate and snap judgment are going to guide them through the future uh Dr Forester you want to come over here a second and huh what's this for oh man they crushed you didn't they it's probably all hot and it hurts and stuff does this mean we get to do the invention exchange first no you don't get to do the invention exchange first Frank go and get that unicycle with the monster truck tire on it Oh you mean the one used for crushing mes your naughtiness yes the one used for crushing mes Frank Frank don't let me fall you make me fall I'm going to shove bees in your nose and bugs down your shirt would it help to say I'm sorry Frank look at me okay I'm the invention exchange this week are you happy now all right everybody gather around and take a big long gawk at the pocket scientist oh de man oh hey nice improvisation on a standard theme Joel thanks car well this week's invention exchange for me today is of really an organic nature I kind of created it accidentally really but when you've been marooned in space as long as I have some of your personal effects can get to be a bit Randy so I came up with this the incredibly stinky sweat socks works every [Applause] time oh you got it that's all right okay put me down get off of me Jerry Jerry lose the apron all right and as for you you Barnacle Built for Two you're somehow responsible for my spine getting snapped I'm all right Frank and so you're going to have to pay in pain all right Frank and your first film rather fittingly is a safety film and then we're going to follow that up with another Lippard Masterpiece okay Frank I'm fine all right and you mow it you Taco head come on get out of here come on hey hey hey he hey hey who we got movie side [Music] jzy H hey you don't have those stinky socks with you now we know who the stinky guy is hey marks the spot is that like Max the knife I think it's about a dog who changed his [Music] name look down there Raymond Carver this must be a short and uh Weber the grill magnet okay little bit of a stretch there I'd say me h yeah and George Matthews as the beaver you do that every movie well you know yeah it's neat it's in the contract it's credits got to do that and who's the commissioner Arthur W McGee Arthur McGee and Molly and these fatal traffic accidents mhm involving key workers in New Jersey War PL when did you start having these feelings that you were a commissioner imperative that we open a second front God I love you I want to shout it from my oxygen tent is this for immediate release commissioner no sit on it for a while the loss of life or any disabling injury to a war worker means a definite setback to our war program if you kill yourselves here we can't kill them over there we kill sounds like commissioner F countrymen without malice without hatred without thinking with without energy would you wake up to conserve the lives of the people mhm and to improve traffic conditions proove traffic conditions imagine if you will in New Jersey City with a population of over almost see it enough people to fill a large Stadium now if every man child to be suddenly removed by death or injury wow looks like a gen van some idea of the annual traffic in the state of New Jersey alone wow perhaps you can't see it from here but my torso is fused to a block of guet but most of the drivers and pedestrians who were involved didn't break all the rules just something just once in a while they were careless or inconsiderate oh they didn't want to live in New Jersey anymore just take oh yes driving and walking in modern traffic is often careless inconsiderate and from the other get kick sometimes fantastic it's fabulous is a bit fantastic too it's about a car called parallel universe the kind you need these days to get home in NE and it must be a safe car one this one checks out right and then there's a driver a guy named Joe do hi how you doing F Joe see you yeah he does look familiar yep sure he lives on your street in fact he's your bed right now sorry don't get S Joo just absent minded left his car in gear Let It Go oh well what do you know he uses the Braille system better a boy Joe out 10 maybe Joe will be different this time oh this is scary pulling away from the curb have a nice day well as we were saying Joe didn't have much patience in traffic Joe used to say if you're going to bury a body in a shallow grave make sure you use Quick lme happened to the right people to now take a situ like this if Joel were in a hurry it seemed there was always somebody in his way some inconsiderate guy yep well if you can get around him and beat that light at the next Corner hey buddy what you doing and here's a dog I got a date with death there goes the light who you see how it is as Joel often said these oh I've enjoyed this good nature ribbing thank you thank you very much thanks for almost killing me yeah you that's it take me to Third Street h as Joel says traffic these days would drive a guy nuts like that didn't even close the door Hey Oh What A it's crazy Goen High well let's leave Joe to straighten this one out while we get on to the store now there was a Street intersection not far from where Joe lived called blood pass it every day no signals or stop signs not much traffic one of those places where nobody bothered to slow down good place for an accident I'm here comes a car now from One Direction uhoh Here Comes Joe from the other let's watch the will be on Jo I guess he can't be a witness over there all right folks there's two drink minimum now a neighbor of mine he's got a lovely wife and two beautiful children now I make my move he seemed like a SW guy Jo did except when he eight shows our or maybe not Jo crypto Joe it wasn't my fault I had the right away oh tell it to the corpse pal I was only doing 15 M hour yeah hey where is that guy uh he's with your wife Joe been a careful driver all my life yeah ask my wife she'll tell you I've been driving for 15 years and I never hey is that Patrick's father are you George Bailey sorry wrong no use wasting time with these mortals they can't help you anymore my neighbor my friend'll understand I I know him you used to know him yeah there're your Paw Bear is now come on take my hand see Daisy we've got some tall explaining to do do you think they're going to talk about how ugly that guy is come on let's go talk to Hamlet's dad there's Mr Jordan hey now over there is that's MC Jagger's Cloud stay off of it now this isn't one of those High School Dreams where they're going to have him walk around naked or I don't think so got a classy forgot about until now huh what is this an ice rink all of a sudden whoa I'll be with you in a moment I'm just sealing some Fates today in dead People's Court uh uh excuse me uh uh pardon your uh Mr God sir dear diary it's hard being God huh oh later oh where are your skates boys oh my line sorry and my hat excuse me you're on you're sir good morning sir there are no good mornings here I'll decide if it's a good morning or not what was your name what was my name you mean sir I'm finished or washed up well that depends on the evidence osalo Buck name Joseph do sir Joseph do Joseph dogs let's see there's dick weed dog Dum here it is Joe do you were born in New Jersey eh I thought I smelled something your age I'm going to be 36 on my next birthday yeah next birthday boy God sure has a crummy office doesn't he he wasn't years fine Guardian you turned out to be why if it wasn't for me he'd have been here years ago a worst driver in New Jersey and you expect me to keep my trouble my records show no convictions against this man he might go yeah he did a favor for sinatro once I've been driving for 15 years silence this cour isn't interested in your opinion oh proceed don't you see you that record of no convictions only proves how well I've guided him you see I stopped the car with my face once my forehead's all Bondo well he wasn't a bad fell no good nature egg kind to his family very considerate of everyone except you see judge I'm not such a bad guy please let me go back just this once mhm besides he's got to go who I got almost a full book of a coupons left well you should have presented those immediately upon ordering let's get on with the charges pza or Mastercard little how was he on remembering to give signals committed the body of the letter H on signals well only fair quite a few black marks against them when it came to sounding his horn he was pretty bad he was always sneaking up and scaring the wits out of pedestrians don't get me wrong I enjoyed that driving I brought a clip I don't think it needs any set up call for more caution in driving in the daytime but I couldn't get the place face with him it was our first day what a night the glare of his headlights did to other drivers well there's a lot of little things here urana but well then what the hell are you wasting my time for show much consideration for the other guy a perfect description of the average driver Joe was all right until he got out on the highway then he was an entirely different person he became alarmed by my model face and bumpy skull careless impatient irritable I can't say that Joe was out looking for trouble but but I did find him down by the Waterfront dressed in a spot costume kitty kitty Dawn you know I'm thinking of growing a goatee that description fitted someone else I know if you know who I mean Hitler uh no he drove a stick yes your honor I had a line the hard way too shut up toughest job I had with Joe was his speeding yeah he was worse than Cory Feldman or Cory keep within legal speed limits he might still be going too fast you know such that was great momentum was just another name in the physics book as far as Joe is concerned hey that was a low blow judge if I weren't a ghost there were times when I would have been scared to death Joe's specialty was a right turn from the center of the street he used to wow him with that one he was great concerned about the drivers he cut off or the pedestrians who had to ride away at the ground wow and then when we'd approach his stop sign he'd never stop dead oh no he'd come down to a slow roll he he feels bad enough through and then give it the gas and then give him the bird however he did learn one thing that seemed to stick gum one day we were driving in a residential section approaching the playground of a School uh-oh without any warning a ball bounced out directly in front of the car hug and right behind it came a kid the little fell disappeared behind the hood of the car Joe jammed on the brakes started to jump out of the car then the little boy ran out with the ball clutched in his hand with his skull clutched his hand close call Joe slumped back into the driver's seat he said a silent prayer to Bongo the god of gravity after that I never had any trouble with Joe around schools he'd craw by at a snail's pace nursing homes though wa see Joe had two kids of his own at that school and if his wife ever found out all that way when it gets close to home a pity they don't always drive as though their own families were in danger you make me sick there was another bad habit Joe [Music] had oh hold it you want to hear this this is good I love Fibber M and Molly I'm not the half time well injuries are ahead of fatalities here in New Jersey makes I'm so ashamed wow looks like on Nixon's enemy list scratch another one hurts doesn't it so go on with little story go ahead puny man as I was saying so one of Joe's worst habits was hog in the center of the road if some driver behind Joe honked his horn well Joe would lose his temper and start to put on speed but if Joe was behind some of driver well that was different he' cut out with a burst of speed not knowing what was behind or in front of him then one day we were behind another car climbing a steep hill see Joe became became impatient and then came the truck Joe saw the danger oh he was always quick to see the danger to himself the truck was bearing down Joe went back he made it but the poor guy behind the poor guy was James Dean the end sir even a ghost has feelings I was so disgusted with his selfishness that I almost deser right in his front seat if I hadn't given you my solemn promise to stick it out with him I would have just rela now take it easy sorry I blew up like that drive them anymore um by the way what are you doing Friday night drive when he'd been drinking oh boy I need my other scroll for that that's a doozy oh well sir he guardan I want the whole truth so help me me well sir Joe did take a nip occasionally he wasn't really what you call a drinker just a cocktail now and then just a half gallon now and then honor yes I know how the boys are and I know where the boys are I have a book full of those just a cocktail or two drinkers jerks wouldn't let me in their Club drivers and pedestrians too dead ones big ones just a cocktail or two F any abnormal physical or mental condition due to drinking liquor is intoxication in this state the careless driver or pedestrian is usually careless regarding the other fellow's rights and safety but as to his own safety and well being mhm he's downright selfish now dilute that dangerous frame of mine with just a cocktail or two oh okay thanks and he even forgets about his own safety that is one of the reasons why going to be on the final ticked off a traffic accident in this state hey if we're talking mob murders we'd be [Music] digital incidentally was there any traffic rule he didn't violate oh yes sir I never hit and run oh well that changes everything if you had you would have been booked in in flam in a lower court oh so you never hit and run why that's so despicable an act that I wouldn't even accuse you of doing it never hit and run why you ought to his car regularly inspected yes sir hey I'm no commi oh yeah at the last minute but you'll never know how I had to nag at his conscience to get him over for an inspection why I had to throw all the statistics in the book atam over 256,000 cars rejected for Punk steering gear and over 800,000 cars rejected for Dangerous breaks and over 1,400,000 cars thank you and those figures always got him I here's proof that I got him to keep his car in good running condition he can't blame his accident on his car now we'll mark that exhibit B and I'll slit my wrist with it cuz I'm bored by this whole thing exhibit a I've heard about enough of him as a driver now how is he as a cocktail waitress well sir as a pedestrian he was different as a driver he thought he owned the highway but as a pedestrian he knew he owned it he'd weaved through traffic like a mouse through a maze squeaking and calling himself Al a wheel Heaven helped the dri who might come close enough to frighten Joe and bless the Beast and the children one day we were at a busy intersection my mind was on other things for a minute as the red light flashed on Joe got away from me and started diagonally across the intersection no now instead of walking over to this corner and then over to this corner Joe decides to take the shortcut he had uh just about reached this point that's when he stepped into a wormhole and was transported to the 16th century I see you tried to get here earlier eh yes sir he almost made it too he found out the hypotenuse of a triangle and traffic is the shortest road to the hospital oh that was a good one he looked like a hamburger that time to Long happy months my only rest in a 15 long years that I had to spend with that guy's conscience what Happy Days there I was with not a care in the world get on out of traffic it was wonderful but of course all good things come to an end including the Wildwood Weed well for the next few weeks Joe was the perfect pedestrian and Driver then why I he he uh stayed up with a sick friend what's that well uh well he got plowed okay cocktail or but maybe it was like he said it was the hamburgers he ate anyways the next morning his head throbbed so hard I almost felt he was higher than Judy gar got behind the wheel of his car and that had to be his last day Yana oh what a fish he really went to town or somewhere he landed right on the Ed that takes direction from sheer exhaustion I closed my eyes for just a fraction of a second uhuh I failed you sir who's on trial here I was so we nothing seem the Matter 15 years on a Dead Man's Chest Jo dop driving conscience sorry is punishment enough even for a ghost you have completely paid the penalty for your own carelessness and traffic you are now a free ghost see the clerk and leave the Gown go thank you to heaven what a relief what are we the hell would Joe I'm out of here he was out with the it's High [Music] Noon oh that's the angel leaving he's dead now oh I think that's James Dean or is it or Duncan or maybe Jane [Music] Mansfield can I watch some TV now grandpa stop it stop it what what am I doing what what stop it oh I wish I could stop it oh I wish I were dead uh oh I am Joseph dos as to passing sentence upon you I must leave that to this jury of drivers and pedestrians oh guilty hang them bring them up and get the director too ladies and gentlemen of the jury jury H before you retire to pass oh that's great we're stranded in space and we still have to P jury duty everything hey this is important pay attention he was kind and considerate to everyone except as grandmother and the kitty come on let's get out here come on going out of here hang around you can stay C I got he was inconsiderate on dimming his headlights he wasn't too careful about speed mm- mmm- he seldom came to a full stop I remember that stop signs yeah he frequently hog the road Hing the road right passed on Hills I must say in his favor that he did have regular car inspections yeah and now most importantly before you hand in your verdict think consider carefully your own qualifications as a driver and a pedestrian my qualifications are you qualified am I qualified judgment on J I don't know am I [Music] qualified qualified qualified wow what a question me Croy robot what do I think am I qualified wow that's a heavy burden how can I make a difference can I make a difference oh surely I'm but a single bot alone as it were in the vast Universe thing maybe I Can't Change the World perhaps I've looked at life from upside down H hey cot move it in a little and uh C that uh Moody music well what would Joel do in a situation like this no no no no no I've got to learn to think for myself to stand on my own two foot like appendages seiz the day yeah think globally act locally yes by God I can do it why I could start a letter writing campaign yeah that would help and uh I could organize a bank sale or uh hey we at all help come on Friends run to your window and Shout I'm really cheesed and I'm not going to hang around till this thing gets better uh why organize a improv group and do gorilla theater at the food court your Mall uh dress a little differently uh make it more exciting for you and your spouse or here's an idea toss little Cajun spice into the party mix and watch the fun uh put on a oneman show and talk about your true inner feelings in an emotionally charged gut-wrenching autobiographical account of your warped Adolescent and then watch the grant money come in woo but don't snap judge me and then watch that uh I know put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and you'll smell like a cookie all day or uh eat an apple Nature's toothbrush ask Mr Owl how many licks it tastes to get to the tootsie center um have you met everyone on your block now would be a nice time to start don't you think H in the classroom slide your desks together and create an ecology symbol um police the lives of those around you and uh get your sensibilities way the heck out of whack parade up and down the street in your underwear impose your ideals on others it's easy Crush someone with an emotional word or an enigmatic look you decide you do it I'm sick of this I can't make a decision I'm no good at this sort of thing it's up to you I'm passing the buck to you now I've got commercial sign oh the pain the [Music] pain oh no Robert liard oh yikes mom's extending us a welcome FR fried potatoes king dinosaur excuse me you okay Crow oh yeah [Music] yeah what is this Brian Curtis king dinosaur yeah king dinosaur it's a liard film yep yep yep yep yep we know that's pretty sad huh oh my God Marvin Miller this must be his Crossing with the movie and Joel Ethan con and yeah there's uh Donald there's a lot of zimas in this film I think there was some nepotism there's Ralph heler right here he's a big cow again with the heer sorry ah based on an original story by August strinberg beast from cter space his first wife Tom GES and the whole world GES with him that's as bad as mine well bird eye and zimis Gordon they credits oh I'm filled with wonder these titles have whisked me away to a magic land oh don't go away titles on April 23rd the word to start comes from Washington immediately our finest Research Laboratories change over to this all important project the building of a passenger carrying rocket ship every security measure is taken would you see what you hear what you burmish shave test upon test must be made to develop improve create the ultimate morning Zoo radio show a jet engine must be built with a Thrust great enough to launch the spaceship through the many miles of Earth's atmosphere if you lean to the side look like a bur the pressures found in outer [Music] space then the world's largest r on deodor was unusually favorable atmospheric conditions Professor Albert Garnett is able with the world's largest telescope to phot an extremely clear view of the new planet but he had his certain that plant life of some kind definitely exists there Tony Dan Professor incidentally is also credited with naming the new planet planet Allen Planet Nova OH Close new Metals must be developed with tensil strength capable of withstanding great atmospheric pressures oops switch on for jet engine test number 87 so the announcer is calling the shots now ooh uh I think their dryer is off kilter yeah structural weaknesses are studied tested oh here are the effects of 13 Roman Diet Cokes are tested every conceivable test for man and machine alike is run the gauntlet there is no margin for error there is a margin for shame however special equipment is developed this nuclear power plant will serve as an auxiliary source of electricity while our people are on the planet actually because it is activated by atomic power it for many if were and their returned people must be careful in using such equipment because if the atomic power were allowed to go unharnessed an atomic fishing reaction would take place an atom explosion better one better four a time is the controlling mechanism for this reaction they of course will understand its use and therefore minimize any danger the Brady house built tall and strong pressure vaults are constructed to simulate the pressures found in space and the pressures of my desolate lonely life sitting for hours alone in a sound booth record every vibrating pulse oh yes yes turbojet engines used in assisting takeoffs of our giant bombers are study but there lies the greatest problem blasting the sh looks like he's burning some oil Earth gravity then German air shows are performed hundreds are [Music] killed hi the first test rocket is ready switch on for launching hey they flew it out of the Eiffel power rocket test number two that was number two this rocket carries animals white mice my name is the rocket up gravity is still present to hold the mice and little ball downward toward Earth now the mice are floating in air since they are now beyond Earth's gravity pool hey why do we have to do all the work I'm not feeling too good the test proves out animals can live in space it's man's turn put some cheese down there and you'll find out the spaceship is ready now for its passengers hey huh Keith Richards if animal life is found on the new planet Nova an expert on zoo geography would be a most important member of the space Expedition on August 10th Dr Richard Gordon was chosen to fill that position he became famous with his discovery of the giant prehistoric tar pits near Salt Lake City just two years this patient is dead I'm no expert but Dead's the word the study of rock formations and its minerals is like reading the Personal Diary of a planet yes it's very Pierce joined the space Expedition on August 27th her doctorate in minology was awarded for her minerological research in the Himalayan Mountains and she's cute too that same day the Giant spaceship was being wheeled into position for its space flight which was now a matter of weeks painted up by hand nice color yeah lovely great fins medicine must be represented on this Expedition the of these people and the people that will venture into space in the future is of primary importance you spit now Dr Ralph Martin's War service fortified him with the experience of treating most diseases and fatalities that overtake men he's cute to our Earth M real cute the chemistry of the new planet was to be studied by Dr Patricia Bennett who completed the group of science she was noted for her thesis on the use of radiochemistry in medicine Bennett ENT the group on September 12th H dirty on October 1st it was observed that the position of Nova was in the most advantageous location for our purpose the ship must blast off within 24 hours or someone's going to pay oh brother uhoh is Cookie the clown on the premises again attention it's me the announcer this time I'm coming from a different speaker will please report to the ship blast off is in x - 20 minutes will the artist please come to the stage please wonder what this button's for oh attention Blast Off in x - 5 Hey look it's Woodstock 3 days of peace love and stock footage Stay Away From The Towers you look neat 10 seconds tick away as stock footage is rolled Blast Off in xus all right all right I know a new pope is selected it's Kookie neat 5 4 3 a fast [Music] count huh well maybe you should take take your foot off the clutch there you go hard to get it out of first yeah oh it's German rocket you though [Music] oh I believe by the end of this decade we will land a piece of stock footage on another planet ask not what a process shot can do for you very good uh-oh it's a handicap spot hey and it's not close enough to the mall uhhuh guys I think they landed in Wisconsin uh they just discovered Grizzly Adams uh that's one small step for a man uh one giant stepped into a cowpie e over cute huh they're going all this way just to make out in a field uh well yeah at least our face Shields are interlocking hey Joel is she a bubble-headed blonde um yeah we're first and foremost thank God we made it is it as lovely as it seems yes it's yeah no an active volcano hey this planet is quite young Pat I mean uh Dr Pat they're getting kind of informal yeah mhm Cas we're going to start our test dick to see if it's safe to remove our suits what did he just say your instruments are on their way down hurry up with the test so nor and I can get out and join you huh yeah we want a Frolic In The Raw too oh thank goodness that time counts to his safe Oops why is he blow drying the grass guys he can [Music] oh hey look honey there's change everywhere this is better than Cony [Music] Island why uh this is smokable H grade uh Hydro chunky black hey hey I can see my [Music] brain oh let's see what this one is origin of a planet oh I've got that on [Music] CD Fountain around here a preliminary biological study made of the air on Nova show the indications of microscopic life not too different from that found on Earth however approximately 40% of the bacteria was superimposed completely unfamiliar tests for radiation gave a reading of approximately 10% above of normal background count Joel I'm tripping indicated less than a tolerable percentage temperature deleted 18 minutes was deleted from this t8b sare in Although our preliminary tests are in no way conclusive or any good at all substantiate however that human and animal life as we know it on Earth can exist in the atmosphere and environment of Planet Nova the end they taped over the Beatles Berlin [Music] tapes now let's get out of these suits and into a dry martini Nora the atmosphere checks out all right it's safe to come out H he means uh I five oh that's patty cake that's the international symbol for off with your clothes oh what a day uh Patty I'll cover your rear [Music] the air is a bit richer in oxygen notice yep I'm high as a kite anyway we's speed up our reactions oh you take care of your own reactions doctor anything think Nora this is just great there's animal here yeah white ter there must be plenty of C let ni saw a lake over in that direction before we landed let's go take a look uh I think you mean you saw a clip of a lake everyone got a date uh let's have that progressive dinner we were talking about huh let's just throw all the research out the window look Birds they look like vultures yeah death L and vultures H [Music] neat look at that tree wish I could do that I him isn't he cute B well there it is just like I saw on the scope pretty a lake as anyone would want and it's all private restricted what about that Island a strange looking Place wow covered with heavy jungle no sun over there i' like to have a look at that when we have time I don't see why Nora all they W in Washington are tests and samples from wherever we land and a few neaters didn't say anything about extensive exploration you conservative doctors hey we're neoconservative doctor I don't care all I can see is that water and that means a bath Nora and let's get some clean clothes and have one huh off for fun ladies first please you got to love them let's [Music] go who brought the sandwiches sandwiches yeah quite a package he's got there [Music] mhm much further I want some samples from that rock straight up I'm chirpy the mutant hell beast and I don't like this film get away well 15minute break everybody Lippard rules apply here I love these ah thank you Captain cutaway what time would you say it is H it's time to kill something it's about 3:00 Earth time here judging by those birds we don't know how many hours there are in the daily cycle here you know this place could move around faster than our Earth well let's figure for 3:00 anyway that gives us 3 or 4 hours before dark besides I decided I'm the new God of this planet welome B have cropping further than we thought a couple of more miles should bring us there couple of more miles as the crow flies but five miles up and down those Hills I symbolically represent the pace of this film they're making pretty good time considering this is a liard [Music] film and tigers and be and there on the handle was some stock footage of a hook what do you think Norah about the age of this place R your guess was right it's pretty young as planets go much younger than our Earth uh could you be a little more vague Nora prehistoric H are you serious Nora look let's get out of here and get back to the ship I'm scared to death and I don't mind admitting it oh thank you Mrs dedicated scientist yes for the kind of preliminary survey they want I can get more information while the rest of you are working while the cat's away the mouse will play D that Island I hate it it's taunting me vegetation certainly looks different from that around here maybe we can pay it a quick visit before we leave let the next people pay it a visit let's get back to the ship get out of here before something awful Happ get out of want them to find an important s Discovery doesn't get dark too soon we're all [Music] right hey you guys I got this uh puppet let's do that little song and sketch about the Lemur all right it's Joey the Lemur the friend to mankind our furry s of monkey friendy really does shine hey Joey the Lemur he really fun to have around Huggle and dark you s fun Joey the Lemur he'll run everywhere Joey the Lemur what kind of heck of animal is he anyway um uh Joey the Lemur the kind of animal that would go to the bathroom anywhere huh just hold it but there's more hey that's okay this is the Lemur native to Philippines and Madagascar uh uh and fictional planets like Nova um he is a clean gregarious and good pet you said it pal oh boy pal of mine you're the one for me uh-oh Joel's swinging into his puppet routine hey can it fire plug I've had enough out of you I got a story to tell he'll say what he thinks so oh boy will I ever I'll carry on like a Gilbert Godfrey from the animal world I don't mind telling you you know I'm the clown Prince of the primate World who's often uh who's often mistaken for our friend the chimpanzee but don't make any mistake uh I'm not saying anything wrong about our chimpanzee Brethren only that I wish here's wishing they'd throw a little more work our way all right lemur the leur L M are hey hey who's this bird dog thing I don't like them L is for lemur L is for lemur enough said e is for eat e is for eat I eat four times my own weights in nuts and berries which has its consequences but go figure and is for monkey yeah monkey I'm often mistaken for a monkey it goes with the turf let's go you is for unusual and unpredictable unpredictable is right I once took a whiz on Johnny Carson's sport coat I don't panel well okay on with the show our is for radical Randy is a jack rabbit that's me all right woo yes it's the Splender for lemur friend to all mankind please consider me as a possible corporate symbol or mascot suitable and fine for any professional or semi-professional sport team it's the magn Lem I the Lemur beg you to consider me I would am willing to travel and would make an excellent companion to any elderly or un elderly elderly person Gentlemen please consider me thank you won't you thank you off get him off of me Joel it's all overo fight back I can't get that little thing hey get that monkey away from me it's a lemur they said in the film guide that that he's going to be in we're going to meet him later in the get rid of him thank you oh I'm dead hold that thought hi remember me I'm saan this is the first part of my three picture development deal we'll be right back now here I go down her back watch this it's a [Music] ho shoot the snake not the girl on second thought oh well that does it right get tring wood what do you say we fix ourselves a place and sleep here it'd be a lot easier to find our way in that daylight is it it Daylight now they all have cataracts oh I understand maybe it's the planet of the Midnight Sun and so they chop and slice and dice and of course they install beautiful Anderson Windows America know how at its best and the women helped him Gathering up things and put it against the leaf saggy roots and nuts and diapers uh why didn't they use the tent that they had in their backpack uh they're artists oh more right hey how about that home sweet home a sweet up to the front desk and register oh what a horny old owl the owl footage Is Not What It Seems this is going to be real comfortable well not the walor but I like is the walor salad though Ralph let's get the packs now Ralph and I are going to split the Watchers 3 hours a piece that should take us up until daylight you girls get some sleep there is no we can't take a watch too yes there is oh dang no arguments you're girls get some sleep I'll take the first one okay wake me up a little early ready James [Music] wellow boy yeah burn a human body there's not much left of them yeah oh there's his ring couple of MERS they don't burn book ends and he's the librarian [Music] yo come on you bastards I'm ready for you hi God hey I thought you going to call me I'm okay you're okay thought as long as I felt all right I'd stay with it a while longer hey your microphone cord showing good night old man I'm 35 I'm not old get out of here still take you buddy come on you bastards come at me nothing just little animals oh where's my man what you're not you're not my man my man must be outside I know you're not him ooh is that my stomach I better a penny for your thoughts I love the cool outs can't you sleep I need a glass of water I don't know it's it's just that I don't know that I I feel so much [Music] you got my they both awake with the worst breath of the morning tell me doctor do you still want to marry me huh I would marry you if you were one of three people on this planet cling should we wake the others I don't think so do you like long walks in the rain Chinese food mushing up your ice cream those little Necco Wafers that they used to oh never mind love me I'm watching over you now [Music] procreate hi I couldn't help noticing your suitcase and your shoes [Music] hurts don't it ah good scream sounds like an alligator mowing [Music] Bob that hurt he's got him down I can't believe a Wally carbo there's a foreign object in the ring he's going to do oh a pile driver myy my nerve endings are all down there excuse oh oh gotcha oh it looks like Dr Mot got a strangle hold on him oh that's not fair oh he used a foreign object all right I was wondering if we could finish our walk L later he's down oh Ralph Ralph Ral get out of the way you have your chance let's get him back to Camp Ralph is ralphing look at that oh yuck good job Blondie everyone ral's dead they are everyone oh here just set him here on this body bag I can't find a it's smiling get the kip get me The Canteen get the canteen oh harisman on the job I got that I got to do everything right somewhere no you idiot that's my saxophone look at that mag looks like he lost the Pie Contest oh it's all myo it's nobody's fault anyway mess you know you're not supposed to leave Camp hey yeah you're spending a lot of time on that one nipple there that around you better keep a sharp Lookout from now on oh boy I feel like I wrestled an alligator last night hey what do you know I'm all right and now she's dead uhoh breakfast time Honey Nut Cheerios guys keep inv Bol I'm going to need a bigger shoe we're going to get a bigger shoe [Laughter] right yeah yeah I'm dealing with it I got it I I got it honey it sounds like it swallowed a dolphin uhoh need a bigger gun who hey solarizing I haven't seen a w that big since the Nicks in years that would be a don't be help me help me where is everybody oh they've gone they they've gone back to the ship for supplies and equipment you've been unconscious for a day and a half oh I don't remember what happened you were hurt but you're all right now help me help me you've been here all alone 80ft bugs give me theep St with you couldn't be left alone well I'm all right now you okay nah I've got a headache this big and it's got stock footage written all over you got to relax relax there's a bee the size of a moose over there and you want him to relax come here I need some medicine Daddy needs his love medicine we shouldn't be watching medic I feel be back we'll soon tell the bee I love him oh now he's dead again had a cent r a stupid alligator pushing [Music] us hey carry all this crap rocket kill it K it was that your little friend Joel yeah I guess that's the Lemur yeah hey where'd you pick this one up he jumped right out of Paul's chest that's Joe hello Joe what do you know Hey Joe go investigate the lady wake her up boy hey he's hungry oh hi bo am I glad you're back did you have a good trip lovely if you like walking anything unusual [Music] dick what's unusual anymore saw something that looked like a Sherman tank but didn't bother us hey who's a cooking the outfit tonight I'll do it yeah how do you like your lemur this one's been eating all day long this good I'll get a strength back faster that way so we'll just uh let this scene Trail off then I don't know about this lemur it tastes kind of gamey a little stringy yeah they ate the L did you find anything today dck besides Joe I mean got a whole bag full of specimens this place will support a lot of people if we had to stay here for any length of time we should be able to live off L without much she's eating Sho polish USA me too hey what are the plans for tomorrow oh I thought I'd go I thought and I'd finish our tests and samplings and then I thought and then I want to take a look at that Island all right all right well go to your damn dirty island some instructions about not separating we haven't run into anything we can't handle Ralph you know I think they all read too much science fiction you know they probably thought we'd meet some kind of super race up here or something and all we've met are large mutated animals why don't we all go together that bee was pretty super doctor you know better than the rest of us that you're in no shape to travel that's right where is he so nor and I'll I'll take one of the rubber wraps tomorrow and spend the day on the island Pat you you do whatever work you can around here yeah I why don't you stay here and practice screaming uh good but back of the throat a little higher hi remember me I'm Satan you never know where I'm going to pop up but first a recipe for my pal Ed hurle what are we going to do about watches tonight I'll take the first one I'll get some sleep when it gets light hey I heard that business about the watches that may be a little weak but I can still handle a gun oh don't be silly Ru you need your rest look maybe we don't need a watch Joe seems to be pretty good at shouting alarms let's count on Joe for extras oh we can't afford extras in this film so we'll just uh drizzle out of this scene too huh [Music] yeah who could believe that this film was made a normal sized owl who would have thought it yeah crummy little had to sit up here where the hell the be go anyway I don't know get be gone have to sit here don't even have my roid cushion there anything [Music] really cute old lemur hey he's eating his pen cookie there sucked on a little JD buddy hi I'm back let's watch some fun huh yeah Dig It come on finish it chug chug cannon ball whoa hey save some for Daddy you know Daddy needs his medicine mhm hey give me some of that I invented JD cute little guy there going to get away from me a little [Music] rat ah why don't you uh wake up the girls so they can scream good [Music] idea it's a snap snare a snare I'm filled with shame hey no sudden moves pal while I'm making these guys sweat here's Ed herley with another recipe thank you Satan yes it's Polynesian cheese Devils fill your mouth up with half a craft hot dog put ketchup all over your face and then spit it back out saying my tug my tug we'll be right back hey is that a snake or is Steve just GL to see me hey don't get any funny ideas pal I'm Satan I'm rule ah I've seen better I wouldn't waste my Venom on you join us next week on Craft Music Hall our guests will be Liza Manelli and Desi anes Jr you might be interested in some of our other wide variety of cheese products we at craft take pleasure in bringing you good night and God bless not I got to run yikes I just had this crazy dream it was erotic what a weird plan it [Music] lemur now where is that tall tower are you sure you're all right Ralph in the pink there's nothing like a good quiet night's sleep jeez I'm sorry keep more sh get back to the ship for any reason the best way is along the shoreline of the lake it's too easy to get lost going through the jungle nor are we better travel like J got pick up that raft on the way by the way there's a flare gun in each of those rubber wraps if you're not back by dark you better fire a couple if you're okay make it white oh Bob you got a little lemur better yet just stay out of TR and take good care of Joe I'm getting very fond of him hey I saw him first see you later fellas by see you later alligator I love their Coots now for you little lady my lady love this is my box this is my radio this is the case that I used to store my stuff this is my microscope I'll look through it maybe you can help me with this do you remember any of your Chemistry enough to know about the Chemistry Between Us wa Tom gre's dialog writer extraordinaire let's get this thing over with so we can get home that time can't come too soon for me she's too ashamed to look at him [Music] hey brought this Big Egg Roll Along turns into a futon you know honey you haven't lived until you've been up to the chainel Lakes up by Lake Max and nailed one of the big Jacks you know you're going to love fishing up here you know we're going to get a wall hanger I'm positive of it I'm I'm sure did you bring the uncle pork rindes or some poppers maybe to get some crappies then we'll head into Rin ler and maybe get some pizza and beer I'll take you [Music] dancing c c I've gone blind oh oh somebody's having a black off M well we'll just put in here by the turd Pond well the label said this was an inflatable Bridge ah nuts it's a raft well time to drown the Lemur boy that guy really is into safe boating hey good thing he brought his Jimmy boat y who come on boy Joe come on hey shut up I'm eating over here Joe come on oh goodbye Joe we got to go oh CH that hurts come on let's shove off shove off yourself pal oh you guys are just plain rude there's no excuse for it oh oh watch the merchandise lady push me we hey they're almost there it's a short trip it looks pretty Barren this was your idea what look at the block of birds where where that's where those vultures have been coming from there must be something on the island that attracts them like that a little forbidding a lot forbidding if you ask me that sure doesn't look too bad Let's paddle over that way little scum Captain through the filth our Jim boy are we stepped out of the boat into KN deep scum the rest of the film oh her socks love that I'm [Music] sure so uh what happened to the Lemur I don't know doesn't travel well ouch ouch OU OE just Thunder oh actually that's jet noise well they'll fix it in post nice pan thank you very much it's much colder here oh hey I thought you were my friends I'll put the raft over there on that sharp Rock oh view Master a sharp rocks I'll have to tell liquid about that here take Joe here give me him I'll show you how to handle that thing I learned this from LBJ come on hey hey come on I got hands take it easy time for a nice long Walkin sequence [Music] oh who dick there's a pair of those birds oh two seagull are those normal size or real size they don't tell us that [Music] no bye that was exciting I can see them walking and they saw two vultures this is great learn anything yeah you're the father that's his things like what for instance like for instance you may be a wonderful doctor but you're an awful patient that's a privilege that only a doctor can afford seriously what have you gotten from all these tests was that a joke I don't know there's lots of bacteria that exist here that don't on Earth and it's all attracted to you stay healthy because there might not be a cure for them right right and then what a desolate forsaken place what a stilted pretentious line almost an animal Roar still sounds like thunder to me um lur did a little number on your shirt i' really I'd really like to go back now I think you'll find only evil here I bring a message from Gorgon he tells you not to come here please I a you please listen to the sacred writings I bring well we're getting a lot of mileage out of that lemur bit well thanks looks like a cave up on that ledge let me work the gun please okay almost got an Ivan Tour series going [Music] here intoxicating oh trombone must be 76 of them I think there's 110 Coronet right behind W look at that guy he's beautiful here boy come here come on isn't he cute come on over here you want to meet Joey no no I told you this would happen please I'm beh you get out of here he's evil lizards don't stand direct hey watch it I'm a herbivore do you think he's getting paid scale you guys I [Music] huh well that's it take it out on the woman again my gun's jamm darn hey throw me the Lemur that's all I want bab please don't I'm your friend come back come back I'll throw me the [Music] [Music] girl there we go where are you there's an opening down there get in an opening there's a help wanted sign down there oh get hey I may look slimy but I'm pleasing to the touch I'm friendly and docile and I like long romantic walks along the beach all right Ah that's my recck room excuse the mess just throw that skin anywhere and before you take me into your heart I should mention I eat my young did I say that before where's Joe I'm just minding my own business I don't aware of the events that are about to happen to me I'll get him get yeah go back for the lemuro you may have to shoot with that camera Dar fool kid damn lemur did this to me I can see you don't get me mad wrap this up how a little fire scarecrow this is no time for Love Steve hey nice chest pal not half bad oo hey can you believe it I pay 1,800 a week for that place oh dropping rocks oh we got to split oh really okay Y come on swing it up it says yes take the shot count it down [Music] and now it's time for another exciting episode of emotional scientist starring Joel Robinson as Albert Einstein oh let's see here I've almost got the theory of relativity oh that just makes me so sad when I I can't do this you guys I don't Joel what's the matter I can't for one thing I can't do an Albert Einstein I sound like an East Indian and uh I don't see why I always have to be the one dressing up in the dumb costumes I don't get it what's the matter with you don't you know what it is to put on that grease paint down that theatrical mask get up on that stage and and sing and dance your dear little heart out crow you are becoming so Camp you make me want to throw up now listen if you guys want to go on with your little irreverence sketches and keep Dawning your little costumes and makeup go right ahead but just count me out of it all right no wait at least you can hold up the title card for us jeez okay come on clear it people we got a sketch to do okay and now it's time for another exciting episode of emotional scientist starring Crow as Madam cury well I should be discovering the theory of radium pretty soon I think and then I'm going to go to that Jal Lis Film Festival oh what's the use I'm having a bad day nobody understands my needs it's that time of oh geez you know Joel's right I can't even do a good Accent on this thing either I get this thing off me I I quit he's right you're right we've been fools to think that robots can be actors we're trapped in outer space we couldn't even go to New York and study with UD hog if we wanted to come on you guys please don't be like that I can't stand to see you so upset like this I'm sorry I know I re okay I realize that these sketches are important to you I'm sorry okay J Joel you know what never ceases to amaze me how you continue to take personal inventory and then when you're wrong you promptly admit it thanks a lot I like you guys a lot too and I know two robots and a human that have a sketch to do oh boy and now it's time for another exciting episode of emotional scientist starring Joel Robinson as Jerry Lewis Crow as Dean Martin and Tom Servo as enrio [Music] [Music] far thanks for playing along Joel yeah what's going on maybe he's going to get him for flushing him down the toilet y [Music] think here he goes hey can't you see I'm working this side of the street get out of here are they going to fight over who tastes more like chicken hey yeah I'd like a piece of that [Music] please come on you knuckle knob come on I got you hey those aren't real tears I've heard about you yeah you're right nobody's going to believe this you mean this movie hey Nastasia K oh no no fingers are right though now we'll be playing by Marcus of Queensbury rules oh Leaping Lizards hey thanks for the jump cut I'll just watch from up here mhm the ref that's the ref oh waa it's Saturday night at ringside ladies and gentlemen featuring gecko Roman wrestling I'm going to make a handbag out of you [Music] Gater ouch yes folks thrilled to the exciting the most exciting fight of the Precambrian era hey I want in on some of that action hey Mr liard I'm a p get byy white on the phone Joel oh really I feel sick hand me that bar pistol what could that do thinking of rph and Pat I hate to bring them into this better them than us our only way out of here I'm going to load up the Ste dad stay right here don't move you try to keep blacking out the scene opens with MC Beth pacing the stage suddenly he walks upstage and addresses the audience tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow get away get away creeps I hear it I hear [Music] it lizards go that's terrible must get to the top insisted on doing their own stunts here yeah it's painful the hill and fire my little magic gun ooh oh beautiful I love flower baskets mhm look the flare a red flare pad that means they're in trouble lizard wrestling red flare at night lizard's fight red flare in the morning lizards take warning wow hey uh uh Mr Goodwrench you forgot your car battery hey you want sorry almost forgot you know have you guys considered counseling you know what this is this is American Tourist or Gladiators suitcas is this is what happens to your life luggage at the [Music] airport oh you twisted my whst you Beast ow ow you know you do taste like chicken uh Joel we did that one already oh we did well is a call back whatever you say how about this one they're going to chew the fat for a while uh I think uh you better do another call back will you guys knock it off I can't concentrate on my own lame wise crafts good got a little uh hergy [Music] syrup I might be dead but uh I won on points feel like I'm watching Mond Connie yes was Beast killed the Beast I'm out of here oh I don't think I forgot about you I give you half an hour to escape and what do you do you stay here you're mine well anyway um you never really fish until you bet up to the chain of lake and hook H into one of these big Jacks you know and then we break out the hooler popper meanwhile at the superimposed rocket well anyway we thought we'd go to the chain of Lake maybe go to Lake maax or something get some Uncle Josh's pork rinds and then we could head up to Rin liner do some dancing have some beers eat some pizza maybe go to the big snowmobile show thank you you know how high that flare would have to have gone for them to see it can you believe [Music] this throw it into the rip you know Tom if you're looking for plausibility in this film you won't find it here friend you're right hey they made it already it resembles the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Earth's prehistoric sosus Rex king dinosaur have breakfast with the king sorry that's a lizard from Pet World dominates Nova just as similar ones dominated Earth 125 million years ago it's like living in the past it's an iguana come on something like this isn't it yeah well who cares no one's ever going to believe us anyway we that's a scientist for you hey help me I don't like when you fight meanwhile 3 days later but anyway these there's some real big jacks on this Lake and I'm sure that if you just get some time to drown a few slugs together look lemur scat we must be getting close looks like Bobs listen to this music what of Paul's love for Lena will the lizards find peace in the valley and what of little Joey the Lemur we'll find out this and more what's he going to do G him to death let me in there if you come out of the the woods today you're in for a big surprise if you come on keep up with me you go out in the woods today your eyes Teddy was having a picnic they're going to be there tomorrow afternoon at this [Music] pace who's this guy know that's today the p take my hand I'm a stranger with parasites why do you have to bring your shoes everywhere give me that photo it's not a good likeness it's like my passport [Music] photo that's the day the huh we're closer yeah the thing's lighter in that Canyon snack Canyon if you go to the W come on shut up I hate that song you're the one who started singing it didn't yes you did hey come on you guys stop fighting sorry I was doing a call b [Music] m huh huh what what what's going [Music] oh up what is it it's an iguana now shut up I don't know something prehistoric oh it's horrible oh why do you have to be so negative what with that won't do any good run oh [Music] W hey let go my tail I want to get down there and mix it up a bit well do something anything you got to get to them no they've got to get to us okay Joel I got five bucks on the lizard get your money out take your money okay no problem hey Crow you're witness to that okay hey I went in on this action I'll bet 10 they're all killed at the end of the fil okay I'm holding the money wait a minute wait a minute what about our bet that's not fair you don't understand I'm playing the part of the expensive middleman this way we all win oh [Music] huh buddy if you pick at it it'll never heal oh whoa she says ah come on lizard come on Daddy needs a new pair of shoes come on I got money in this luck be a Liz tonight come on oh and [ __ ] in your braces oh I saw this on Midnight Express once ouch wa that'll be a lot more fun on a tobogan that sounds like lizards dropping sorry I tore your picture sorry I ripped your dress sorry I smashed your lunchbox sorry I broke your heart giant mutated lizards wish we had some pictures of it oh they're running through Dino scat over there up yours uh I mean we'll be right [Music] there I don't care for the arrow lizard that has to hurt oh man oh God I really sting get up there you stupid cool added little will they make it sure they're going to make it or they're going to die trying come on come on you buts you know guys lizards were hurt in the making of This film that's almost a reversal that would have been two points oh oh I'm filled with [Music] shame all right now that that's done where's libert I'm Coming For You payback time yeah looks like a cage in cooking show you all right Dad oh honey I brought the atom bomb I think it's a good time to use it oh that's your answer to everything just use the atom bomb hey what's going on peace friends all right set for 8:00 that's right now it's 30 seconds to it's a [Music] joke win and I know where you live Wrong Turn friends big and hey what did he ever do he was on the cover of tarus oh okay shoot him this music sounds like it was written by Lori strong you know the girl who tees me in third grade even the musicians are mocking this [Music] film like oh I just want to be friends please come back my friends you know sometimes my own species makes me feel ashamed what they're doing in these dinosaurs let's go whoa I'm your new boyfriend now everybody Panic what in danger or in doubt run in circle Scream and Shout help me there they go wow calm and [Music] reassured oh welcome to Pamplona this week I'm living dangerously hand delivered atomic bombs green alligators long neck geese and Humpty back camel and I saw chimpanze something I'm coming Bey boy wow get a load of this how did they get him to shake like that they covered him with shed carpeting yeah poor elephants I'm notable it's a good shot oh you go out in the W you in for surprise save yourselves man there's bomb back there run oh hey it's the MGM lion uh no it's the lip lizard okay you beat me get out of here you bums uh take uh why can't they stop hurting each other come on [Music] man cheapers friends wait for me wondering to the beach kind of like Dunkirk isn't it [Music] guys I'm just a poor Turtle help me Mr Wizard [Music] help hey they're leaving the other boat uh I think that's for the Lemur oh stroke stroke stroke stroke hey get me I'm a hidic rabbi Shalom pedal like you're on Hawaii 5 ah f no one got the joke I think he's just scooping water into the boat there hey anybody have the time it's a little matter of an atomic bomb oh yeah your careers are finally almost over you'll never be in another film you may end up in the psychotronic film guy hey isn't that where Bob up Chuck looks like the Valdes has been here and there's something like di carrots in the water [Music] yeah uhoh you know I think the film on this lake is better than the film we're watching huh y look he's pushing her down again for no reason look at him that's terrible Jer just ter now chees it everyone don't forget me please oh they tripped over a burial mound how fitting you just pull her by her hair oops damn a that's the biggest firework of all looks like the beginning of pity coo Junction pett Cod Armageddon yeah shouldn't they be covering their faces or something or Shields why I don't know just nuclear blast Fallout yeah uh we did the right thing didn't we uh they'd never surrender it was right for us to blow them up thanks for annihilating everything I know you know they're only two miles from the blast aren't they going to get vaporized hope so well it's an Adam Bomb light actually one3 as destructive as our other bomb Oh well score one for Earth well we've done it not a word of this gets out to the people on Earth all right we sure have done it we brought civilization to Planet NOA H was that irony come on this late in a film let's go home yeah let's go home and grow some three headed kids hey uh there's a certain glow about June it's a never mind and so with peace in their hearts and fiery death in the sky they went home we better yeah kind of Pretty in an ugly way I like it [Music] hey you guys that's the fourth Robert Lippard film we've seen in his many months remember Rock rocket ship XM jungle goddess lost continent and now this one king dinosaur I've never even seen a Kurosawa film works of France truo uh-uh not familiar with them sorry Odessa step sequence I don't think I know that one no and uh yet I'm intimately familiar with a frame by frame basis with a major part of one Robert L lipper's output why why why why I don't understand it I just hey huh take it easy cr's right Joel you know there's only so much that we can take really well the fact is you guys might be surprised to know that Robert lier was quite an innovator in his time in fact really yeah I've prepared a special presentation using no no no you don't oh you don't want to see that well fortunately uh cot and I have worked up a little uh sound and light show cot cue that up no no no let's stop the music kill that light cot or I'll kill you that's better well I don't see why it would bug you that I would try to do such a thing because those artist renderings musical tributes I don't think so Joel come on I'm just trying to show you Joel Lippert is not worth it no no well there's just one thing that he did that I would like to show you because I spent a lot of time in the shop working on here it isbert was the first filmmaker to ever use a thing called A thein and A thein creates a a body of particles and when you interrupt the particles it changes the sound you may have heard it in other uh space movies before here here let's turn it on here let's try that's rather pleasing isn't it that's interesting the way it changes okay sound well thank you very much for sharing your little toy with us Joel you can turn it off anytime now it starts to get a little than after a while thanks a lot okay so why don't you take that down to your uh cabin there Joel oh Joel I guess it's up to us to uh take care of this oh just set that anywhere Joel he didn't break it well so let's read this letter that's down here y go ahead uh after he leaves Joel could you please so uh it says here uh Joel if it bends it's funny if it breaks it's not funny yikes okay it says Dear s it's us again the misties from Milwaukee with our weekly approbations of Doom as usual we uh thank you Joel we had a great time with the latest show we wanted to point out a few things regarding the enclosed thank you again Joel enclosed hey they enclosed some scorecards they can't but put these up these are really interesting now look they they actually rate US on a scale of 1 to 10 on the movie on sarcasm on the invention exchange and they say host segments uh what are host segments uh I don't know you got me on that one okay now what are we supposed to do now uh uh say something to the scientist hey guys you watching uh how did it go what do you think I think we should go to the kirawa festival at the Jerry Paris Cinema what do you think Frank oh forget that what about the therin oo I have another idea until next time Jolie Miss [Music] all [Music] wel

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Length: 97min 46sec (5866 seconds)

Published: Mon May 09 2016