MS.PAT IN THE TRAP | The 85 South Show

foreign [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] they both was he was in Pampers in in the car sleep damn I wonder if these white people who be having you on their shoulders be thinking you playing when you say this [ __ ] you ever seen their face they don't know the laughs but let me give you a dope ass introduction because you deserve one today ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest a hilarious comedian a friend of the family she remember when we was in the trap trap now she didn't goddamn manifested a whole come on new lifestyle [ __ ] and pulled up stunning on me come on my birthday twin come on the most hilarious got one of the best shows out on TV right now take your ass and go watch watch it come on show on BET holding it down yeah none other than mismatched thank you start TV start how you living I'm living it's good out here I'm having fun I seen you back on stage too yeah I'm I'm um I'm finishing up the uh clubs and I'm getting ready to move into theaters so I'm doing my first theater tour call oh your girl done made it yeah yes she did So speaking of Love let me do the white people [ __ ] Miss Patton your crowd work oh my God it's amazing I've been seeing the clips that you've been dropping from the club performances and that's that's been one of the fan favorites I don't know if you're noticing that but I see at the end of the show you leave a little space where you can [ __ ] with the crowd and let them talk to you and and things of that nature I think I I like I call IT Crowd Chronicle because you know people always like to when they see you on TV they like to holla [ __ ] out from TV so one day I said I'm just gonna talk to the crowd when I finish and you know I want people to know I do an hour and a half before I even get to that [ __ ] crowd work and they really like it you found out what's on people mind you found out what people going through and you get I'm able to capture some really funny [ __ ] you know uh just running my mouth to regular people and also make you feel when they see you on TV they almost feel like you're not human and I think they're humanizing me to the audience oh she really act like she is on TV I'm like [ __ ] me out 24 7. you make it real yeah that's right that's right what's the wildest [ __ ] that's happened during one of them uh uh I think I asked for a nurse and this lady stood him said I'm a nurse I said what kind of nurse he said CNA I said [ __ ] sit down you clean up but I mean I enjoy it I'm enjoying it um you know I'm finally moving into theaters that's a that's a big jump so that's some work and I'm excited about that it ain't nothing like them people who take you out um um Outback Outback [ __ ] be everywhere yeah I'm without bags they doing they doing my first tour so I'm excited oh you with the right people yeah they gonna make sure that money there you know that's one of the reasons why I chose them because I know they had taken y'all out on tour so I was like well Carlo [ __ ] with him and I ain't seen that [ __ ] online I guess I'll [ __ ] with them I don't got [ __ ] negative to say they'd be like Carlos whatever you want to do man just [ __ ] let me know yeah so you know we we worked we just started partnering up and then I'm going to finish this year out and then I'm gonna go into next year with them so looking forward to it and the show getting bigger and I'm saying growth you were actually in there you didn't relax that you just letting that [ __ ] flow and I love the chemistry that you got with Tammy room oh like you would have thought that y'all was real sisters the way that y'all able to build that [ __ ] on on the set like that and the way it come across is so real yeah you know people really love me and Tammy together hell yeah and I've said this a million times you know my the co-creator joined Cooper you know he had her from day one her and the daddy and he's like I'm telling y'all gonna go great together uh shout out to Taylor she just had a birthday too and both of us the same [ __ ] people right so I'm like we both Aries we both strong how the [ __ ] this gonna work and I didn't know Tammy from reality shows so when I she's [ __ ] a dope ass actress that mother don't drop no lies and I'm sitting there and I know I'm missing story is incredible her story is also incredible because a lot of times what I write she it hits home for her and you know like the third season we did a whole thing about my mama boyfriend molesting me and you know she shares some you know thing he's like what she been through in life and you can tell when someone Tammy is acting or if she if she experienced something and I always tell the co-creator I was like she's been here before but demiver can act her ass off and people people really think Tammy Roman is my [ __ ] sister I gotta ask you this because you drop you say [ __ ] in conversation that be heavy as [ __ ] that people be like and then some my mom boy like how traumatic ass heavy as subjects would have smile like this you know I I tell people all the time you take the darkest [ __ ] and you laugh at it so I don't let [ __ ] get me down I just say it and the the thing about trauma and and dark [ __ ] people just scared to say it out loud all they are oh you know I don't want you to feel sorry for me I want you to laugh at when I say I've been molest because other people been through the same thing but when you crying about it you dwelling over it's got control of you ain't [ __ ] controlling me I'm free I don't get mad at their daddy because he shot me in the head that [ __ ] live in a rooming house I'm winning why should I tell the story why shouldn't you you know if a [ __ ] held you down or did you wrong what you gonna cry for I can't change the past but I ca I can damn show no control the future because the [ __ ] we just been sitting here just you know in regular conversation and then you drop some heavy [ __ ] like that I know the people like that could really help somebody who watch them like just to hear somebody say that like you said it could just be that that one that make them change however they feel about whatever they've been through and I get that all time you know people people thank me for being an open-minded mom with a gay daughter people thank me for telling my story because she died [Laughter] or [Laughter] what's they pronouns [Laughter] she like them big [ __ ] look like basketball players that didn't make it to the NBA oh for real yeah look like him for real [Music] the crazy part I just wish she'd get married that's what I wish whatever whatever they want to call themselves because she's almost four them and they don't [ __ ] with them them days either she like she like she like [ __ ] like y'all what the [ __ ] that means [Laughter] y'all like y'all you know you know she like a little pretty loud [Laughter] yeah studs yeah we end up being with a cool [ __ ] like you Carlos [ __ ] [Laughter] just treat me any old kind of God damn way when she come up here but her girlfriend is actually way bigger than you and everything I believe it oh man laughs and then I think that's why people you know really great I'm sure that they have with my shirt off it's just Carlos you mean cool man well you know they're getting their titties removed we ain't gonna know that's you what they hate us that much you too they hate us that much I don't think she ever been with a girl who had a bruise removed but you know but back to this but back to the show I think that's what they like because we talk about we get really heavy with a with a way to make [ __ ] funny and I like how y'all sprinkle just enough cussing in the show thank you that love it's just like that [ __ ] that's what made the [ __ ] pop you know what I'm saying like because they it ain't like y'all just cussing up a storm it's like y'all saying the right [ __ ] in the right moments yeah that [ __ ] to me yeah some adult [ __ ] how grown people talk well that's why we call it a Grown Folk sitcom it's the first sitcom to ever do it yep I guarantee somebody White gonna come along and do it and it's gonna blow up he's gonna be that friend CBS my [ __ ] dead [Laughter] like they gonna act like they created it no we did it first right yeah we did it first I'm just thankful that you know bet plus you know understood what we was trying to do yeah and they allowed us to do it because that show got shopped in line it's not easy making a show I'm quite sure y'all know that it got shot the line it was in the works for a while man five years yeah five years and plus you'd have made it out of that that area we know like that first season they like you don't know if you're coming back then the second season like we still don't know now you're in season before and they know what you do with it so I was like and I've been people y'all pay homage to a lot of the other sitcoms yes we do with the people you have on there how did they feel to be able to do that man and all the girls on there cussing yeah you know what brother we even have to tell her to do it no but when we asked her we wanted her the co-creator wanted her to say [ __ ] and she said I'm not gonna call a black woman a [ __ ] but I say everything else and boy did she say everything some [ __ ] got cut out but she said everything else it was like I was like even when we were with the mama from um The Fresh Prince and uh I was I remember standing on saying like I'm on sit with these people that's how I look at it you know like we did Julia uh Jalia white Urkel and and you know sometimes I'm not gonna say I kind of get Starstruck but I have to I take a moment to say damn I'm here with these people I grew up watching these people do their thing with you though the mutual yeah and you know now people you know at first people kind of shied away from the show because it was some something different and but when I'm out at the image of like hey I want to work with you I want I'm like you want to be able to custom sitcom but we have a good time we do it in front of a live studio audience it's like old [ __ ] multicam you know we we get 150 200 people over there and we have a ball every Friday talk about that they don't do that a lot no more no because they went to can laughter they went to can laughter and you know they don't uh they don't not when we was in LA and we were shooting the pilot I remember saying we went from set to set different people shooting pilot and they literally hide laughs laughters and I was like what the [ __ ] is this I couldn't believe it and I just told my co-creation [ __ ] we had no [ __ ] laughing dude they gonna laugh at this [ __ ] we gonna rewrite it till we find something funny and we did the two episodes on the pilot and they killed and you know Hulu shot the pilot and then pick it up shout out to Hulu I ain't mad I love y'all but then BT picked it up and we and in Atlanta they didn't shoot live shows so this is the first one sitcom with an audience so we had to be the first time the first episode the second episode we shot we had 30 people and the sound weren't working it was [ __ ] a nightmare but we worked to get it right now last year last season we had to turn away people so many people showing up and people really enjoyed this show they feel like it's finally a black woman that represents somebody in their family everybody ain't got no [ __ ] college degree everybody ain't got no [ __ ] doctor or lawyer but I'm that Hoodrat I'm that Mama I'm that grand Mama that say whatever black people and white people and everybody appreciate it right you do get that Auntie Vibe like you're living smoke in the house no you don't smoke Ashley running [ __ ] all in and out the houses she in the bathroom bleaching her hands hey what's up Chicago it's your man Carlos Miller July the 21st I will be in the City full of omen man you know I'm gonna be a deriviera theater man so you know put your little clean-ass outfit on make sure your lady looking good and pull up on you folks man we're gonna have a good time we're talking good [ __ ] Chicago that's July the 21st come check up on me we're gonna be cleaner than a mug in there come see me at the end of the day I'm on tour so just make sure you get the tickets holler at me and you know just come have a good time I'll see you when I get there [Music] foreign [Music] this episode is sponsored by better help hey what's up it's Carlos Miller it can be easy to get caught up in what everyone else needs from you and never take a moment to think about what you need for yourself but when you spend all your time giving it can leave us feelings stretch then and burned out therapy can give you the tools you need to find more balance in your life so you can keep supporting others without leaving yourself behind if you're thinking of starting therapy give better help a try it's entirely online designed to be convenient flexible and suited to your schedule just fill 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the game was he with him uh no no no he's a red dog go that [ __ ] up on all that hair he a good looking [ __ ] if you say that [ __ ] no don't do this every time you come here you leave somebody who worked here [ __ ] up last time he quit no no he here he just ain't in here with you you heard this business yeah I didn't say [ __ ] to him you called him a little [ __ ] and everything you told him you told him you'll stuff him in your [ __ ] they did over there he ain't here he got in the office and got a brother to death yeah he kept all about his woman is he still with her you [ __ ] that up she saw some of that and I'm like you later talk about me like that wait a minute he ain't with him no more I that ain't my business to be discussing on camera like that you know I hate a [ __ ] who brag on a [ __ ] all the time you ain't got to tell he's like I'm not [ __ ] I'm not trying to [ __ ] you I don't even know what he look like see I shouldn't have brought it up side I'm sorry I hope your relationship lasts change the subject [Laughter] how many kids you got in this bed I have four kids and two abortions you ever think about the two that didn't make it I told him if they come back when I get some money I was gonna keep them [Laughter] her name was Jasmine so they bought me a Cabbage Patch Kid to replace her so at four I think when you think if you get to heaven all the kids that you're in keep gonna be like my mom right there I'ma say boy back up I don't know you they not gonna be like [ __ ] my mama they'd be like oh did you have fun look who finally shoot up I returned your ass I don't understand why this country gonna tell us we can't have no abortions everything ain't capable yeah you could be able to go back and return [ __ ] to a furniture store Walmart you should be able to return a baby if you don't want one yeah or you should at least you should at least get approved for we got a valid reason they should just be like all right I'm serious I mean and I'm I'm not saying I say do you when you seated but there's nothing wrong with getting an abortion this is my body nobody [ __ ] owns me I should be able to talk about my abortion openly this is I do what the [ __ ] I want to do first of all why you getting involved when you ain't the [ __ ] daddy or the baby that we kill it you know you ain't eating about [ __ ] daddy you want to act like you care I ain't the daddy and I'm gonna act like I care you can't what uh I believe that the woman should make the choices her body that's right it's my body it's my right you you not there to hold my pad when my period come on that's too deep that's too deep Miss pain you shouldn't want nobody to do this [Applause] I thought you just put that [ __ ] off [Music] God damn [ __ ] I'm sorry baby I know you had to hold the pan Sometimes they come with belts it's so much [ __ ] we don't know about [ __ ] bro I'm just saying you know it's a woman rights to do what the [ __ ] she want to do but time you say you have an abortion people want to look down on you like it's something wrong it's nothing [ __ ] wrong with getting the bush you do you don't you let nobody tell you what the [ __ ] if let me tell you something if they ain't telling us to stop plastic surge why the [ __ ] they gonna do something else I don't even know why why I don't know why they bad asses they buy acid so you can look Carlos [Music] you don't like fake booties no I don't like [ __ ] fake do you like scratch marks on [ __ ] yeah ain't no wrong with that damn I should have came here with my stomach depending on where the stretch marks off they know what they doing and then a few of us in the chest is it from game all the way down I mean I don't know Miss head I don't want to make a blanket statement but I mean some some uh some stretch marks in the right place what is the right place [ __ ] be hidden like like on the ass well that [ __ ] look like thunder and lightning oh wait he said his ass yeah like right here right here on the look on the little things some people got that yeah that's where it's supposed to be then like right over behind the legs yeah all that stressed it okay you want a [ __ ] look like your mom and Auntie that's your normal places though yeah I want them they're supposed to that Walmart fan is [ __ ] my eyes up that [ __ ] got me over crying just just turn it the other way yeah no more I have hot flashes but these [ __ ] [ __ ] me up over here now I don't want no [ __ ] Dr Pepper I can tell you that boy I was gonna give you one of them so you ain't got to worry about that give me this [ __ ] school girl water are you a school girl [ __ ] I dropped that rear earlier yeah but you used to be it was over here I need Elementary when you dropped out eighth grade [ __ ] it wasn't even hard then over here weiner no I'm saying it's cool I need hard about 9th grade oh yeah but I gotten pregnant with Ashley so I I dropped out oh I ain't even gone I don't even want to talk about Ashley no more because she's I thought she said some [ __ ] she be saying some [ __ ] too I didn't even know about Ashley until one day I was on Instagram and I saw a picture and I said damn it's two missed pets I tell you that's the hardest part about having a gay daughter because she'll be on there kissing them [ __ ] and it'd be my face you're gonna be in the Tabloid I'll be taking basically my face on the beach on Instagram that's how you be doing all that in public kissing all on these all in the mouth and all that [Music] well you know what I'm about to get a separate interview I got to bring you on here because what yeah she gonna make it way better than you think she is you said she was with you with you got shot in the titty she was too he just don't remember [ __ ] she picked your nipple up she didn't pick me up [Laughter] again she was I had to push my baby out the way no one was funny when I got shot that day she the police pulled him because I thought I had ripped my titty on the doe Jam at the crack house see this how this this is how you take pain and make comedy now this is dark as hell yeah so she it's a police kid there she like four years old so they said what happened so you know when you're a drug dealer you don't tell what happened so I said no so actually just bus I said well my mama shot at Ma and monk shot with Mama and her titty fell out she was like four years old by his neck because they was in the cold when I got shot so she get him out the car running to the front door to crack house dragging her little brother snowfall gonna be a [ __ ] when they get to Atlanta Miss Pat take over oh man this look it's two episodes right here right here this is a season oh come on man we got [ __ ] who shot it if we turn on to anyone of them power books and anybody getting shot in the titty we're suing we saw it right here that's Miss Pat's Store we will represent yeah don't do that 50. come get me 50 I want to be on the power book you need to be on there come on I don't get called for something like that well [ __ ] it we'll shoot our own yeah I can call for a lot of other stuff but not that I don't get called for hood [ __ ] them white people love you they trying to steal you away from us they think we ain't watching Jeff Rose and Joe Rogan and all them white people who got two names we all y'all stop trying to steal what's a little Asian dude y'all know your friends the white girl podcast Matt what are you talking about yeah I thought she was a porn star named Whitney don't forget about bertrice I know you know him and uh God damn Thomas I'm getting ready to do I'm doing uh Bert crash at Cruise I'm gonna kick Bert crash his ass back from him yet you don't want to spend money with me cause I'm black I know I Just Gotta Throw Some I Just Gotta Throw Some [ __ ] Mulligans out there they're my guys one cave he just mentioned you when I was there I did his cooking show word and he said he wanted to come on that [ __ ] where you had dude come over there and roll all them big ass blunts like sushi the Netflix [ __ ] I wanted to come up there this [ __ ] had the blunt roller flew in and they just rolled big ass blunts on it was it was amazing it was on the episode where the [ __ ] was rocking the uh bones beating on the bows and making yeah you did the meditation or something yeah the meditation stupid [ __ ] they just ripping rich people off oh yeah you can get your kids to hit the [ __ ] bowls and feel the same thing oh rich people got money to waste you should have took Ashley huh you should have took Ashley uh I didn't take Ashley I usually don't take Ashley the TV with me they don't pay for answers they just pay for me Ashley I'm telling you Ashley is an asset tell us about the way she get down already you can use her skin for what yeah I'm telling you man Miss Pac-Man let me tell you some colors I really think you should hang out with Ashley I damn sure we on the same type of [ __ ] you really see this [Music] thank you y'all be asking and we gave it to y'all we coming to La we coming to La June 17th at Regent Theater doors open at 8pm show starts at 9 00 PM please be on time [Music] foreign [Music] 20 years old right so for me with that kind of money still living in a project we had to figure it out like and I'm not speaking for every man in if I make it to be making 200 million [ __ ] I could make 200 000 I feel like I spoke to [ __ ] any [ __ ] I want to so if Zion if you want to do that live your life that [ __ ] from South Carolina what I look like being faithful to a porn star that's it ugly [ __ ] from South Carolina you better get it in while you can let this [ __ ] drink what's up y'all it's your girl let's pee and it's your girl's Ray and a call and you are tuned in to another episode [Applause] where drunk Minds speak but I didn't buy how I took your air well now come on over all them Vines and [ __ ] more days and [ __ ] welcome to the pizza right here this granddaddy man this uh this is what I got for my 40th I ain't do nothing to it usually I put forges on everything I got um I ain't do nothing to this but put some music in there you know what I'm saying it come from uh Napa Valley the dude send me pictures of BB King in this [ __ ] everything man so let's work yeah so did you do the do on it yeah you was hitting on that joint yeah 100 get my booty ate all that a God damn okay that's living the life when you're on the hold on when you stand on a blow up mattress and you can get a girl lick your ass eat your ass yeah man you cold blooded hey oh [ __ ] [ __ ] be broken and big man think about it you ever been so broke you just feel like you about to pass away sometime soon he'd be like I know God ain't got me out here living like this a barrier native yesterday me you got this you got to get this monkey off your back you understand me if you ain't never broke a female off no chicken now it's nothing that you know men should glorify and be proud of but you know it's just culture right you know La they got game coaching right we don't believe you know tripping coaching right bear you we got this [Music] oh so you mean to tell me I've been living in this whole time it's crazy let's get my [ __ ] Ashley she wanted number four my [ __ ] Ashley I try to give a real easy name my name is Ashley Renee because I named her at the uh The Young and the Restless and it was later on there who sleep with a married man Ashley Abbott that's too feminine though I don't think what they call you in the streets Ashley now you know she got a little stud name too they all got cold name what's your code name see oh look at that Daddy she might be right with the lowercase D though I'm tired I'm a gay daughter what about my son over there he's slow main slope is like he's low not slow oh that Miss Pat show you giving him he he buying some of the best [ __ ] this [ __ ] ass off I can tell he's basketball he got a girl what the [ __ ] that mean what the [ __ ] it better not mean you crazy as hell his mama famous too got a TV show they my main thing she is when I go home I'm Patricia Lee well as long as you give him the money is Miss Pat now I'm not giving him a [ __ ] this bad money don't act like you ain't gave him [ __ ] he a grown man whatever you gave him is extra anyway that's [ __ ] off money he posted by a little Magic City [ __ ] with it keep doing your thing yeah he made all that magic [ __ ] he about to get on the phone now I don't know what he talking about exactly and they came out yet but when they do I don't know what he was talking about you know I follow people when I'm in the streets with him everybody think that's my man I hate that [ __ ] too you think he like it huh late man don't [ __ ] play with me like that do you not see this lady mussels the shape just like what the [ __ ] is my lady everybody think we [ __ ] him like who I like your chocolate draw I said that my [ __ ] son [ __ ] they ain't no chocolate drop yeah they're my titties so [ __ ] stupid Carlos hey quish you might you gotta stand up been sitting down for a minute I don't want you to smush that new bootle that's what get it stained sitting on it you gotta walk it out I don't never sit longer than I am oh my gosh okay [Laughter] [Laughter] oh they definitely watch this [ __ ] this is the number one show amongst black people between the ages of 4 and 81. four yeah we got a whole another group of people who watch the show we got some infants like I don't know if you have young children or you just had a baby trust me turn this [ __ ] on and put them in front of it they're going to sleep they don't need they don't need the context it's the sound of our voices at the the timing in the pacing it's really soothing to newborns and infants it's been proven cats love this show pit bulls especially I get videos all the time with people sending me their animals and they just really tune in and watch what we got going on oh that's awesome white people too white people [ __ ] with this [ __ ] I get a lot of white people uh come to the show and be like I see y'all I saw you on 85 South yeah they [ __ ] with us a lot of people that saw me on 85 South thank you audience I appreciate that oh yeah y'all continue to love and support everybody you see on this stage and this show and if you see Ashley in the streets make sure you show her a lot of love give her a titty to rub we're gonna start a foundation called titties for Ashley to make a wish the rubber titty Foundation not the rubber Teddy Foundation somebody making wish kids which is just a rubber Teddy yeah someone probably they probably don't even allow that you know I had a special need uncle that my Grandad would always give buying [ __ ] that's that's love but I you know I I look at you know dealing with my uncle as a kid because my granddad bought him [ __ ] and Friday and every Friday and Friday that's a treat I wish somebody loved me that much that's bro the only day they kept him in check because people are special need they don't want to be sexy but they do want to be sexual but I think it's against the law to be [ __ ] on them man no what it's not how would you they can [ __ ] you mean to tell me that they grown and they can't [ __ ] just because they [ __ ] with [ __ ] no he wasn't he [ __ ] there Friday he was gripping Monday through Thursday no he was crippled that [ __ ] was normally it was a proper time we're going I took my shower and everything [Laughter] [ __ ] straighten up I don't need no walk no [ __ ] walking it's not on Friday me trying to break her back broke man doctor said I need a backyard forgive me I was gonna tell my special knee Arkansas my Grandad was buying [ __ ] every seizure but you know it did I love holistic medicine [Laughter] just do that just keep giving me different kinds of [ __ ] to some start working please try putting it on his face are you allergic to penicillin maybe how you gonna give it to me well we're just gonna put it in the [ __ ] no this trash let's try let's see what happened man if you insist oh [ __ ] I didn't think of it as holistic medicine but it could have been it is pussy's definitely got medicine in it it probably if I think that would be a lot of them school shootings and the bad shoes what like some of them dudes they be talking about because they could get a woman or some [ __ ] man hey man the man you know I really somebody should open a place called bust a nut and then you go [ __ ] behind a wall and you pay a fee to get in and then they can just hit all the [ __ ] that they want now they can be prostate to [ __ ] but that's what I'm saying at some point they're gonna have to I'm just not real they're gonna have to legalize prostitution they're gonna have to legalize prostitution like some medicinal prostitution yeah [Laughter] I get so scared around people I can't say nothing you know some people need one of them little dogs I think it really help with the sleeping okay oh I'm glad pussy's natural medicine it is I wish people had you know they always want people to have access to good you know like health care and public resources I want everybody to have access to the pizza was there now now good clean good clean like we need a like a place with a good reputation that's known for heaven good [ __ ] like the Walmart of culture bust a nut and they got a drive dude no you shouldn't be a drafted too freaky they got them land to be all the way down the street no they working like Chick-fil-A they be out there no way ain't no way yeah [Laughter] you want butter on your [ __ ] I feel like there's somewhere you're gonna have to be buzzed in and they gonna have to see your ID you shouldn't be able to just pull it up right your name got to be in the database looks like you're a new customer here we're gonna have to get some blood work you know you better come back in two weeks if everything comes up what would it cause to get in the initial membership is going to sound ridiculous because you it's it's a yeah you got to pay the initial it's going to be up in there it might be a thousand or two oh a thousand just to get in the database because then you can go to uh because it's like a buffet get all you want once you get it see that's what's that's that's the problem oh you can hit yeah lifetime membership no six months oh hell no that ain't a good deal no more you got to sell this house to get in this [ __ ] are you selling your truck [ __ ] I'm trying to get back I got I got a little thing going on they try to get into database no hell no man I'm all ready I just gotta renew it on my subscription listen I got 24 hours to come up with seven thousand dollars are they gonna break my dick two more pieces of paperwork and my social security card supposed to come back we kicking it all next week if y'all sound like you guys been there hell no oh no I don't know I don't know I I don't know that's that's a lot that's a lot 20 000. got to be at least 600. that's the price of booty hole I'm saying like you got it that's the goals that's temporary don't you think they're doing with the old ones perfect y'all ain't got nothing back there dude no man you know pick up is Wednesday what can we expect from the next season of Miss past show you got in there prizes we got a lot of surprises you can't tell us no I can't tell you I know that no I knew it and um you know give us a hint give the people a hint you know it's gonna be funny it's gonna be fun we trust that yeah I mean I can't give away the [ __ ] so it's gonna be funny and I heard some other things I'm working on too I sold another show and some other things so coming down the pipeline but that's what's up you know cause I'm in the for I'm going into the you know next season of the Miss past show so things are starting and you get about five six you know so it's on to the next thing I've been I mean I'm thankful you know if it go past Four if we go past five or six I'm it was a show that wasn't supposed to last so it wasn't he supposed to get out there so I'm I'm just thankful as hell well you know I might as well enjoy yourself you know your car get broke into the night [Applause] we are shooting a special and you is doing your only fans content on stage I'm trying to get somebody much shake shake shake shake shake oh man shake shake shake shake shake make the whole crowd shake shake shake shake shake shake my daddy had me six to one where he net it bro when nobody in there with me he was at me you was the oldest person don't nobody want to come okay [ __ ] this is easy shake shake shake I'm through smoking weed that [ __ ] ain't got too strong why you say that cause I was had the other day I ordered a pregnancy pillow we wanted to lay between the legs that ain't really a bad idea I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months [Music] now nowadays rolls on it I ain't got to go nowhere you know shows come and take three four years off and then come back on yeah come back so you can come back to it you know yeah if you choose to yeah what's what you want to do that you ain't did yet or that's like top of your list yeah who you want to have on there that you ain't had on there yet come on Ice Cube you know I love me some ice cubes well yeah I'm a big ice cube fan I always had a crush on them no I mean not like that but he ain't coming your husband your husband we're gonna come out the house I got your [ __ ] Ice Cube I'll tell you that get in the car Pat hey Patricia money up [Laughter] uh I don't know I mean you know um we're gonna have some really good guest stars this year so I'm looking forward to that I'm excited I really am so but the things I would like to do I would like to do more movies okay I like to create movies oh what's your if you can have any what character like what type of care do you want to play ideally in your head I would like to really do something serious I want to see you play a church later uh that's easy for a big black woman Carlos from the hood all them businesses all them [ __ ] they so [ __ ] that's so crazy that's the difference yeah prostitutes they ain't the best actresses drug dealers can act they got two situation you gotta act like the dope good when you know what ain't [ __ ] come on man [ __ ] with me I mean I would I would say I love comedy because you know we comedians so anytime we get in comedy rolls that's just like us really performing yeah so but I would love to do something dramatic we make some of the best serious actors too I think I don't think we get a lot of opportunities to do it but I think when we get the shot I mean look at Eddie yeah yeah they don't need every damn thing oh you know I'm trying to think of other comedians that big like edited I don't think nobody did as many movies as Eddie as a comedian no it's a goat yeah I mean even even uh Chris Tucker yeah Kevin Hart damn Kevin Hart Amy Fox yeah Jamie Foxberry crazy yeah comedians be doing Jim Carrey on the low my husband love everything Jim Carrey did I mean he got a lot of time to watch movies it has blood [Music] I know you got a theater do you have a theater yeah did you know they wrote The Mask in Miami and Dan Marino's house it's on the extended a lot of catching up since I left the General Motors you know what I hate about my husband being retired is because he's my husband was 52 and he listened to the TV really loud and I'm like [ __ ] you don't work around machines no more why the [ __ ] is this TV on 99 and he only watched black and white movies and he said he is back you know I'm a hood [ __ ] I won't see no [ __ ] Babe Ruth uh uh [ __ ] playing baseball I'm like dude everybody dead the audience dead the announcer dead show up on the [ __ ] TV why actually I can see who won this [ __ ] it's rap footage everything block walking I came home last night scared the hell out of me is 40. he 52 and can't hear [ __ ] and one damn don't you do it while black and white I'm like do you know this tv coming going why the [ __ ] are you watching this black and white TV [ __ ] black and white got a little crazy in HD no he loves it love it they was the [ __ ] when they were back in 52. I didn't know about this [ __ ] oh he didn't read two years ain't that long ago no but he he liked old [ __ ] he loves oh [ __ ] I'm like oh I mean he fall asleep with this [ __ ] I'm like [ __ ] somebody on the phone my friend like do you hold that Hub listen and [ __ ] out loud every old [ __ ] listen to the TV loud yeah I mean I've been otherwise turn damn TV down you say I said baby can you turn the TV down yeah so loud you don't want to hear that [ __ ] he just be trying to see it [Laughter] he worked all them goddamn users turn this [ __ ] up loud as I want to me foreign [Music] that [ __ ] was terrible I don't know how that [ __ ] lasted that long comedians they'll be on all these platforms kissing ass talking about that [ __ ] is good that [ __ ] is terrible you know what Carlos I ain't gonna lie to you I thought it was a it is no I watched that [ __ ] one day it's funny than a [ __ ] and you gotta be unhigh see the problem with you you go in there you watching that [ __ ] I'm gonna smoke now cause you got me stressed the [ __ ] out ain't no way I'm gonna find that [ __ ] funny I tried I've tried many times I don't get it I'm telling you Carlos if you really sit down and watch it it's funny [ __ ] no somebody sent me a clip of this [ __ ] I was like man that [ __ ] I don't know what it is [ __ ] I just felt the whole show was racist what didn't he tell me I don't I know exactly something about pretzels I just don't [ __ ] with who's the little ball [ __ ] yeah he was depressed he said come on don't play with me man you play with me I've been here cable you've been here been had cable well you know that's what made me really like him because he liked Seinfeld and my husband read the newspaper every day I had never met a [ __ ] rejoice huh the internet wasn't popping like that yeah so he read a new book the [ __ ] was selling dope and getting business pregnant I met a black man with no [ __ ] kid that was a miracle that's a miracle back in all day there's a bunch of [ __ ] out here with no babies that was a [ __ ] that ain't claiming them no this is a bunch of [ __ ] out here who don't have none Ted Bundy how many kids you got zero [ __ ] ain't got no kids eight [ __ ] I'm sorry you look like you don't even have a dog what he don't even have a dog a dog a dog well he shouldn't have a dog he ain't got [ __ ] you're just him just him in a gym bag and he the type of need to get pulled over by the police and get beat up oh no he ain't gonna get one he ain't that type of [ __ ] I mean he didn't do [ __ ] he looks suspicious he a [ __ ] to us and he ain't a [ __ ] to them like that oh yeah oh he like a college student he's straight they very Intel he a nice looking guy I'm not gonna agree with this [ __ ] I guarantee if you haircut if you gave him a haircut in shape I wouldn't give a [ __ ] if he ever gave the haircut again I don't care what that [ __ ] do just like hold it how old are you baby oh yeah Ashley you can turn straight that's right yeah that's nasty that's harassment you have to take this Joe you don't have to take this damn you see how they laugh when they abuse black men that's black man abuse funny he said he said I didn't want to abuse black men yeah yeah oh I'm sorry Joe she won't pay everybody [ __ ] you ain't [ __ ] cause that [ __ ] lives my sister hey you think he's crazy he laid back boys she pulled like this bigger than mines damn that's crazy ah we're gonna keep you lifted in prayer though summer coming up why these [ __ ] might catch you Slither you never know Ashley you never know it might be your breakout your ass yeah I need her you know what I need her knocked up like the brat really knock knock sit up high tell us you're a good person because they firm okay they sit on a lap night actually you was just very strange today I don't know what what you had for lunch or what or what you didn't have yeah I think it's about time you gonna lay down get you a nap or have a Snickers or something because you're not yourself right now Ashley you're not yourself somebody get her a Red Bull and a Yoo-hoo police manager and some protein oh well Miss Pat we're gonna wrap this up before Ashley [ __ ] somebody in here you know I don't want that on me you feel me I don't know what you might pull out the bed what I appreciate that make sure y'all go watch the third season of the misspass show it's streaming down BT plus and it's also on BET on linear and it's on VH1 so make sure y'all go check me out three channels yeah yeah and before we leave I want everybody to know Ashley got a dildo that she keeping a guitar case hey [Applause] [Music] about to fall off [Music] [ __ ] man that's what we say you won't know what we said on the rest of this video go to that just in case you wonder what we're doing we are now showing you just how important having the 85 South Show app is because you was watching this show thinking oh David finally put the [ __ ] back on YouTube they was listening we weren't we 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Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 66min 16sec (3976 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 16 2023