🤣🤣🤣T-Pain in the trap! with Karlous Miller and Navv Greene

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jesus hold up man hold up man play me some pimping for t-pain man play me some [ __ ] pimping man i didn't told this [ __ ] how luxurious the trap is oh it's amazing look at this [ __ ] i love it i told you then i tell you she was nice look at marvin gaye very [ __ ] marvin gaye accurate description told you [ __ ] absolutely he gotta hear that type of [ __ ] that's the type of [ __ ] i want him to listen to you know why he ain't here all right just soak up some of these ambiance man because just because i get it i get it perfect perfect perfect perfect man i told you this [ __ ] was nice it you did it this is it you did it you did it i know those whole houses back this [ __ ] did it how you been i sure have how the [ __ ] you've been man i've been great man i've been really good i um yeah i i i've been tired yeah i think i got too used to laying down and sleeping and [ __ ] so we got a lot to talk about you know just enjoy yourself i'm chilling man this is just banter you let me know you let me know i'm here for it baby man i'm glad you made it through the pandemic and all that [ __ ] yeah that was rough yeah it got me a lot i got a lot of extra businesses now i'm well you been going hard with the game man yeah the drifting i went crazy bro you were you were actually a dog on that [ __ ] call of duty the one you did with the revenge oh yeah that was uh um that was lucky i've never played like that again he was in yo soon that was it it was just that i needed motivation but it seems like every other day you find it's the mo t-pain [ __ ] they got the internet going yeah it's [ __ ] that i've been wanting to do for years man but i couldn't uh couldn't really get to it until i got rid of like management and [ __ ] like that like i don't have management no more i'm independent i ain't on the label no more so it's all the way independence although you deal absolutely it's all my ideas like ideas i've been had and now i can execute them and know that they actually good [ __ ] ideas right so you know it's just easier to hone in on some [ __ ] that you actually want to do instead of some [ __ ] that everybody else think is a good idea and you don't even [ __ ] feel like doing this [ __ ] for real man let me make sure we straight cat nav say something yo yo yo man this luxurious player right here sitting next to this monday nav green bro he's a movie star and he was in a whole coming to america too didn't even tell eddie murphy about you bro bro i've been knowing you for a long time you know i ain't the type of [ __ ] that's gonna ask you for [ __ ] but that [ __ ] was right there with eddie murph in them didn't even tell him about me bro we'd be on this show kicking flavor too bro i'm trying to be bigging that [ __ ] up i didn't put him on holes stealing my language but i know everybody [ __ ] over bro i didn't put this [ __ ] up on everything bro i ain't never asking for nothing bro that's all i ever needed him to do like bro this is what our whole friendship been leading up to if not him then who that was that [ __ ] not eddie murphy don't have no [ __ ] clue let me drop the ball well you do this [ __ ] in front of the t-bird you know for a t-pain my my real friend ain't no [ __ ] interview this is my dog stopping through the [ __ ] with me you know see you see he don't know who i know you might have dropped the ball he don't know who i know i could've one of the coldest [ __ ] out here doing it but look now i'm just letting you know who we're in here with us that's what you say i told him that she was gonna come back don't [ __ ] with me now no i'm just saying i ain't saying i don't i'm just letting you know i see that daddy he'll cool [ __ ] but if you think he's gonna do [ __ ] like tell him about you don't don't think that's happening right right right count with them don't count on them there you go there it is right all right all right we're bernie mac no i don't know [Laughter] hey man welcome back to the eighty five stop show oh my goodness look wait a minute first of all wait a minute let me tell you what happened bruh t-pain figured out how to work the dm he's found out that i've been sending messages since 2016. he hit me back and was like y'all still doing it i like [ __ ] this [ __ ] just didn't get good it's still home like i'm coming i was like win he was like i'll be through there i ain't said no address or nothing i ain't no he knew what this [ __ ] was this is in here today my [ __ ] your [ __ ] mr buy you a drink mr teddy pinned her ass down mr west tears i can't believe it this [ __ ] is amazing you can't have a remix without putting t pain on that [ __ ] bro i'm this how much of a fan i am i mean your comments arguing with [ __ ] like don't ever disrespect t i don't give a [ __ ] if don't nobody ever touch your auto tune he has full [ __ ] rights you had the time to that [ __ ] you had the time this [ __ ] you the [ __ ] you do she really think i'm playing when i'm black he takes [Music] then you came back you fell in love with a stripper got too drunk at the bar fell in love with the bartender i was like i hope this [ __ ] just stopped going to whoever he drunk around he gonna write a song about it yeah no that wasn't that was a lot of that happening uh nah man that's this is real [ __ ] you know you know everybody tried to get me to go in the studio and just make songs about you know clever [ __ ] new words to make up a dance real quick i'm like there's so much [ __ ] happening in my life i'm just thinking about that okay first of all i'm sprung this stupid numbers yeah that was pretty ridiculous pretty [ __ ] stupid everybody thought i was puerto rican for some reason when that song came out i don't know what that is i don't think that was i don't think i'd give off puerto rico vibes like i don't know go back and listen now that [ __ ] video came out that was quite the opposite that [ __ ] was dark he did not expect that [ __ ] oh wait a minute okay this is something i've been a fan since it's a robbery man it's a robbery now you got too much knowledge [ __ ] that's one of the hardest songs about some robbery ever it's like an anthem i thought they were condoning robbery not that we can donate violence at all if i remember correctly it was only one of the seven person group that had ever robbed anybody at that time so it needed a song and we felt like you know why not make a mascot out of it i don't know why we did that damn song it's a dope soul it was a dope song i didn't think it was gonna come out good my brother came in the room like i got it and then we did it and then now i got it bro you literally just [ __ ] the internet up anytime you do or say something now the internet is going crazy because they just found out that j cole is older than you how the [ __ ] is this topic because your birth certificate gets leaked as well i've been in the game so long and since i came in i had you know i had facial hair and [ __ ] like that you know when you come in the game you supposed to be clean shaven supposed to look as young as possible i didn't give a [ __ ] about that i've been trying to grow a beard [ __ ] 17 years i'm not about to just like not i'm not going to cut it off for a video you know i'm saying so so you came in the game aiming to get in the age looking okay so now you're as old as people thought you were absolutely everybody there now they surprised that i was uh 19 when i first came on and then yeah me too but this [ __ ] is crazy yeah cause i'm like i'm just catching you up on the [ __ ] that i've seen i appreciate it they got you know how they had like these billionaire think pages and [ __ ] they got this clip of you what are they talking about you turned down this deal oh my god okay this twenty thousand dollar deal they caught me doing something all this [ __ ] no it's like some inspirational [ __ ] they didn't put the piano music behind me and then like and you was all like yeah i turned it down i wanted to say it like everybody's impression of my voice i got everybody's voice drastically changes whatever they do with me ah damn man i understand yeah i'm about to be drinking a second that's fine do your thing what you drinking uh don't promote it [ __ ] it no actually don't know the name of it scratch the label liquor it's the world's it's the world's eight dollars wine well i'm drinking i'm drinking a dr peppercorn okay i changed the name it's the ghetto version that's right that makes sense yeah do your thing brother hell yeah but now that yeah i mean i don't know what it is man i think every time i hit the internet it's organic it's not like me trying to promote some [ __ ] or it's just some real you know it's real [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] i think people need to need to know this i think this would be funny as hell and not like look at what i'm eating this morning look at my food or you know look at it look at this look at that look at that it's always like back to myself because social media was never created to be a look at me kind of thing it's supposed to be our point of view yeah but it's it's just all selfies now so you know the post does better when the actual person is in the actual post and stuff but you know social media was about what we're doing and look at look at my view look at what i'm doing it but it didn't turn into a look at me kind of thing so i think once i flip it back around and it's some wholesome [ __ ] and people just gravitate towards that [ __ ] and they don't even know they need it so you know you know that's what you know social media is a good learning tool it isn't this [ __ ] on social media and i feel like at this point you're a veteran of the strip club also uh yeah so like there's a whole generation of young men that's coming behind us give them some t-pain strip club rules uh t-pain strip club rules uh make sure they take credit cards if they take it this has turned into a financial lesson i knew that i knew this was gonna turn into make sure the strip club take credit cards before you even walk in there um yeah if they take credit cards that gives you the whole quality of the whole place even even the chicks in there the the the the the different shades the different the different hue of skin uh you can go in there and just ask them do y'all take credit cards boom if they do stay in that [ __ ] if they say we do cash only immediately leave cause it's dangerous it's not only dangerous everybody in that [ __ ] got a disease every person even the best taking the money at the front this guy man i thought this was some tax write-off [ __ ] i thought he was gonna be like and then go back to your room and dispute the charges i was like i thought that's where this was going don't do that don't do that they know they know where you at because when they take your credit card they also take an id they don't don't do that but uh don't take no money in there always use their ones and when you get more than a hundred dollars check the snacks oh yeah check the stacks because [ __ ] have been putting ninety dollars in these hundred dollar bands and they'll call it like a 10 percent fee and [ __ ] like that without like 90 you got like more like 80 86 it ain't 100 it ain't no hunting it ain't 100 but you know what that's the cost of doing business you would think that so what happened to me was so i didn't notice this until i got back home so i got two racks just real quick i know all these [ __ ] they kind of my friends i'm not just gonna pay my friends to do dumb [ __ ] that they do for free at home so like how you think you know so i got two bands um we threw 500 it was my homeboy birthday through 500 through the whole final snack and then um all my home girls came over there so i was like you know y'all just want to go back to the house and i can just give y'all this i don't have to throw it at you and degrade you in front of everybody so yeah let's do it so we get to the house another 500. then the night ends i get too drunk i fall asleep then we keep the stack right my wife needed 200 or something in my kid's school she take out two two of the joints why not we got it left over she needed in cash but she don't want to show up to the school with once like she was working at the club or something and then she goes to the bank to try to change it out for bigger bills they say man there's only 90 in both of these wait a minute then i remember the chick charged me the for the two grand right then she came back after that and was like we forgot to charge you the ten percent so not only was there already ten percent taken out of the two grand they charged me an extra ten percent you would think that's the price of doing business that's just straight up [ __ ] hustling [Laughter] the lesson in this fellas is you know have your own strip club money don't depend on nobody also helps to have a strip club in your house where you can actually count [ __ ] out sit down and think about it get yourself some polls yeah cause you wouldn't cheat yourself when you get changed at your strip club absolutely you give out a hundred dollars absolutely and they sell them like cash registers them little purple and pink cash registered and fiscal price joints just grab that assign somebody one of the little plastic credit cards a little fake joint and be about this thick have them slide that [ __ ] and you keep your ones in there there's a lot you can do with this man it's a lot you can do it i don't want to give away all the game because i feel like this is a lot of this is some game i got to get from you how important are hoes to making good music not at all they got to make it worse uh you don't want to crowd yourself no i'm not saying like in the studio as far as inspiration inspiration uh i would say you wouldn't get really anything out of that besides experience i mean but what i'm saying don't i feel like hoes would be like a little garnish garnish is a strong word uh you can't really count on them for that you know because it could be some some embarrassing [ __ ] you know you can go through your whole life trying to get that information out of people then it'll be end up being the best to make you look bad and then you know that somebody should be wanting money like how you gonna tell our story and i don't get no money off of you making all this money i never tell them like nobody would ever know who was my host it's like secret service i'm an itching i ain't chilling i would never do that you're gonna go through this with me because most of it is just me simply so i'm trying not to [ __ ] you coming on this journey with me even if i was tied up even if i was tied up with a group of strangers and one of my hoes was behind me i wouldn't even let them know that that was my hope if i was on the ship okay if i was on the ship and then it like crashed and then we was jumping off the boat i wouldn't jump off and be like that was my i would never tell um why are these scenarios so just saying that's no stream you got a [ __ ] james bond junior man if i was on a [ __ ] roof and then bruce willis showed up with a helicopter and a ladder and he threw it down and it was me and two of my hoes and i was just like i just you know i wouldn't tell them scenarios the [ __ ] action movies if it wasn't it was me and samuel jackson and i'm sitting right in front of him and they making me sway in court that these ain't my hoes i'm looking right in his face they made my whole strong face you can't i don't think that's how i don't think that's right i'm not telling them what if they say something i'm denying it because i don't know if they've been breached we've been we practiced this they've been breached they have been breached what she she wouldn't say that she wouldn't say that it's over that's real and then you [ __ ] around and then you see her and then she got the distress look like oh that's how i knew something happened i'm burnt they got me code six code six alpha team go go go go that's what it is that never happened bro you don't you don't never supposed to snitch on yourself oh not in yourself no but if if if it you come to me and you baby you got come on baby they got us come on baby man that's not we can still see you come on they [ __ ] got us we can see you in the mirror hey man how the [ __ ] did you manage to have time to get on all the remixes just back in the days yeah i just was constantly in the studio there was nothing else to do i i was killing this i bought all my homies with me so it wasn't like i needed to like you know go chill and no [ __ ] like that wait like we brought the club to the studio if you hear anything about me in miami we barely barely is a strong word [ __ ] hold on let me uh we went to the club a lot but not as much as we needed to because we had club [ __ ] in the studio and you said hoes wasn't important oh they won that one what's the club with no hoes a building no that's a no it's a club it's still this is the builder it's about the stuff in there ain't about the hoes the speakers and the [ __ ] the lights the fog machines we had all that [ __ ] in the [ __ ] studio so anytime we needed to see what the [ __ ] felt like in the in the club right just turn all the lights on hit the fog machine [ __ ] let's get this [ __ ] crack that'll be hoes right now that's the kid don't die okay he's been breached he don't understand that we never made it in the rap game and we know about we've seen all the nice accepting speeches and [ __ ] we wanted to hear about it ain't no platform with black mega just like man them hoes and 03 that was the best year for hoes you was out here dancing you were singing to them and [ __ ] and you gonna tell us they wasn't important you didn't see how disappointed that young man was like they ain't so it ain't real you mean [ __ ] really don't like you're music importance that's different from saying where they're there no i'm just hanging out i'm not asking you to we're not he was like bro he thinks we're asking to say these hoe's name no we're not even talking about hoes that you knew we talked about just hoes who was at the show you questioning them it looks like t-pain and you never even got with them i just know it's something the ones that got away they had to be inspirational it was one time that it was three o'clock in the morning in omaha nebraska and some hoes pulled up and y'all went to the only waffle house in the city or some hoes are important they showed up with an ounce that one or two of them showed mm-hmm i'm trying to tell you you remember when he did that i just know it was the inspiration well i'm gonna let you in on the secret your music really helped me pull some hoes that's what it was for i was doing it for everybody else right you know i used it too i'm making sure that i was making sure y'all got the things that y'all found and deemed important right you know what i'm saying i was doing a public service announcement if you will and to let y'all know what's going on in the studio studio but when he dropped i can't believe it that's when i started thinking maybe i can sing i just haven't been trying and it's not saying that you weren't single it's just that that [ __ ] was so it was just amazing [ __ ] chilling all these [ __ ] was in the club i can't believe it i get it i get it it's a it's a that's something you want to do man i try that's what i tried to do all that [ __ ] you know when i was recording that [ __ ] i straight up thought i was [ __ ] three stacks i really thought i was doing something super [ __ ] different it was not i was very drunk and i just realized how most of your stories go back to that it's been a it's been a thing for a while so i'm trying not to be known for it but i'm just i'm embracing the idea at this point you know you're so creative when you're drunk i think you should just channel it and just be a creative drunk i'm not sure man i don't know it's about the [ __ ] that happens after we're creating all the great people who wrote like all the american literature they was all drunk you think so yeah yeah the hemingway allen poe hey guys [ __ ] drank themselves into a puddle of piss i think edgar allen poe was just killing [ __ ] for real he wasn't he he didn't but he wanted to real he really wanted to yeah nobody like looked into it it was just like this is some scary [ __ ] man put it on shelves that was that's it dude this is [ __ ] up you've given us anthems i you know why man i i i know what i wanted as a because i came up as a dj i was djing before i was you know dj payne before i was t-pain so i saw what was missing and what people react to i saw what tempos [ __ ] like and [ __ ] like that so i already had the information i had the focus group you know i'm saying i had already ran everything i needed to run to know when i get in the studio people ain't gonna react to this i've seen many people react to this and [ __ ] every night i dj do this they do this i got all this information running in my head as i'm making music so it was like a second nature thing for me i mean but other than that it was just like i also made sure i liked my [ __ ] because i've heard so many [ __ ] songs over the years i'm like this [ __ ] i like too and the [ __ ] that i like and the people jumped too i got to make [ __ ] like that so big combination of [ __ ] but yeah i saw you djing on like twitch or some [ __ ] on like a live stream i think they had a lot of different places i ain't downloading no damn twitch i'll just watch the clips did you should download twitch it's very freestyling and [ __ ] i got all kind of [ __ ] bro you be going stupid you gotta do this you understand you'll be on the plane and [ __ ] but [ __ ] be like dude make this a song yeah i beat that like that [ __ ] you saw that's just my intro that was the intro to open up the stream and that was just like you just [ __ ] you just dropped greatness huh don't be trying to and i think that's why it's dope because you can tell i'm not really trying to do that [ __ ] i'm such a fan every time i see you do some [ __ ] without auto tune i'd be like if this [ __ ] put the auto tune on this [ __ ] i was i'd really be mad when you do [ __ ] without i feel like you'd be letting [ __ ] talk you out of it sometime teaching [ __ ] how to use auto-tune correctly you do understand when you had the [ __ ] the app what's the app the imt playing app no the [ __ ] i had that one the uh the the um the gps one ways with the t-pain ship the limited trial run that was pretty [ __ ] cool i was mad as [ __ ] when that ran out yeah i didn't think it was going to run out either they were like hey you know this ain't forever i was like so [ __ ] dope man i get it man i wanted they talked about bringing it back but they said i got to do all new things and i just really don't want to do that that was 3 000 things i had to say and sing and just sing them and come up with the melody i'm singing in like nobody was there like say to this one like this the mad singer bro the math singer you just went on there and [ __ ] people up why [ __ ] be trying your vocal abilities like this i don't know man they really be testing my gangsta you know what i'm saying sometimes these [ __ ] really think shit's sweet they really do and i don't know why i've never known why but they do keep testing my [ __ ] gangster bro but everybody [ __ ] with your [ __ ] they do they do they [ __ ] with it more when they don't know it's me that's the crazy part [ __ ] that's why that's why i'd be glad some [ __ ] just listened to this show cause if they knew it was me talking this kind of [ __ ] yeah unsubscribe some [ __ ] hate the game so much they'll just look at the thumbnail and they're black it's so cold the game's so cold there's so many [ __ ] who don't want to see us do well and we [ __ ] just like them but it only happens like that man and our [ __ ] come on man i was just talking about that [ __ ] bro like it i don't know why there's spots in our music you know what i'm saying there's like like such-and-such taking your spot on this person is the spot to spot the spot uh this he got the spot he got the spot this is your spot like bro you'll never hear like other genres doing that [ __ ] because we run [ __ ] out the game and that's the cold [ __ ] for the young rappers to say oh y'all old [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] down but they don't understand there's old [ __ ] out there like me like no man let's talk about bad homes and [ __ ] bro we will grow with you we have children too we need wrap for parents for [ __ ] who used to be in the club and now we're responsible adults but we still a little ratchet not much imaginary dope out of the soul in my mind i'm the most hood [ __ ] you ever meet when i'm so hood come on [Laughter] imaginary dope yes you got it sometimes man come on so i i don't know why i don't know why we do that bro i really don't know why we why we kicking kick each other and [ __ ] celebrate each other long run celebrate each other man but you know i don't know why we got spots that [ __ ] don't exist nowhere else in music no country music cause musicians gotta understand those like they were like it's a young man's game it's like but the old [ __ ] got the money yeah we will buy that [ __ ] yeah it's always amazing when you see young [ __ ] with money man it's always amazing rap for the for the 35 and up crowd just make some [ __ ] we can sit down and listen to that's it i also want to say hey guys um we know you got money we know we understand but you don't have as much money as you think you do nobody does nobody does that's my whole point you don't have as much money as you think you do and if you do have as much money as you think you do trust me when i tell you that's not a lot of money it's fine i know you're doing better than you were doing and you you're richer than you were but it's still not a lot of money scale of what we talking about if you started talking about elon musk and [ __ ] like that you gotta you gotta understand this listen that's this [ __ ] 15 racks you got on yeah that ain't that's the same [ __ ] got so much money he started to talk people into buying another kind of money might as well he got all the other kind of money yeah that's damn that was that's exactly what he did he tricked us i made my own money we buy all this cryptocurrency he gonna get all the cash then he gonna wake up one day and be like that [ __ ] is worthless yeah sneaky [ __ ] right then he gonna sell the money back to himself and then he's gonna live forever because we were gonna all be his sacrifices and bro straight up elon musk is gonna live to be like 200 for sure yeah because he has already built the technology that's gonna keep him alive until the [ __ ] terminator shows up you getting that chip in your brain no you sure hell yeah i probably [ __ ] with it bruh only thing i'm putting in my brain is marijuana i feel like i feel like they got a steady return policy that we can we can we can [ __ ] with i foreign i don't think it's going to be dangerous you would get a chip in your brain yeah for what obviously depending on what to do t-pain if the only chip you should get is the [ __ ] auto-tune bro if this [ __ ] bro i'm telling you elon must come to me right now and say bro you ain't even got to go in the studio no more just think of a song and it's on wax do you that's exactly what i'm trying to get you to understand you have talked me into singing [ __ ] that i didn't know i wanted to sing [ __ ] do you know how many times in my life i have just walked around in the house you've officially been chopped and screwed yo this [ __ ] really made us sing this [ __ ] he ain't talking to me i don't know tell me when he looked in the camera you don't got as much money as you think you do i'm like this is a nap you see look listen to all who it applies to he he take everything personally that's what i was telling you earlier [ __ ] you up like you know like when you go to the bank bro wait a minute first of all you got to understand that this is [ __ ] t-pain okay this [ __ ] is super rich [ __ ] gave away his bugatti that's how rich he is he gave him he gave it back i'm comfortable that's when you know it ain't got a lot to worry about [ __ ] it ain't a [ __ ] on this planet they can't name four of your songs it's a couple people no it's not [ __ ] had [ __ ] no t-pain bruh do you understand you got that much music but you put out so much music even the [ __ ] who don't like you was like now that one hard i [ __ ] with that one no i'm [ __ ] down you don't like all that robot ass [ __ ] man he did his thing on that one when the [ __ ] start rapping real fast i [ __ ] with that there's some haters there is some haters but even your haters got one that's what i'm saying you gotta have one you gotta have one i do see a lot of people say i don't really [ __ ] with your music but you seem like a pretty cool dude they're the people i like most them the people i like the most i don't even [ __ ] with your music like that but you seem cool that that's that's who i'll be wanting to hang out with shout out to everybody haven't tweeted me that in hopes to seeing me one day hey i'm carlos miller we all shop online and we've all seen that promo code box by the total but thanks to honey manually searching for coupon codes is the thing of the past honey is the free browser extension that scours the internet for promo codes and applies the best one it finds to your cart if you don't already have honey you could be straight up missing out on free savings it's literally free and it stalls in a few seconds and by getting it you'll be doing yourself a solid and supporting this broadcast when you check out the honey button drops down and all you have to do is click apply coupons wait a few seconds as honey searches for coupons that can find for that site get honey for free and join at honey.com 85 south last week i was buying some dishes yeah of course me some dishes i needed a lot of dishes because i like to have dishes my purchase went from 150 to 118 just by the click of a button man that's that's about it that's a nice little piece of money dude what's the map 32 i need that just by using honey yeah i was buying some dishes and some knives total was 150 because they were expensive now it's nice dishes nonstick teflon coated pans 32 saved man just by clicking the button that's all right with me cool on you [ __ ] what's your favorite song you made oh [ __ ] uh like mine or just ever [ __ ] oh [ __ ] have some move uh don't make the [ __ ] hard yeah you're gonna start okay okay cool everybody y'all to be good what y'all about to do now i guess my favorite song that i've done is a default picture i don't know if it's a deep cut you might not know about that one look it up it's called fashion um so default picture for me uh song that i've done it's probably ken's kiss oh chris brown yeah cause i you know just writing and producing that just in a hotel room and then taking it out that you know supposed to have that song first david banner that would have been weird that would have been weird i'm glad he forgot about that too he don't even remember it i took it to him oh you know what nope before david banner that was supposed to be for our kelly wow okay she paints different ranges i'm just telling who i had studio accessories with i had made beats in the in the hotel then i had studio with r kelly and that beat like the name of that beat was like r kelly 5 or some [ __ ] like that like i made a ton of beats for our kelly had a studio with him our kelly didn't take it [ __ ] it studio with david benner david bennett didn't take it showed it to chris brown we recorded that [ __ ] on the spot so i feel like that was look at god that [ __ ] went to another level you know another line that i used to sing all the time i can't wait when i pull up to the club she'd be like damn 28. woo i had just got my first set of twenty eights then probably was the first set now that you think what's the person think about it because even now they don't sell a lot of twenty years no well i had something in florida i asked me i literally just gave away a car with with 30s on it yesterday all that [ __ ] yeah he give away he's on my heart my artists needed a car he giving away [ __ ] all the time man i don't be doing nothing with it bro i used to buy [ __ ] just to impress [ __ ] i didn't give a [ __ ] if i had it or not hey all i wanted to do was show other rappers don't even not bottle who got this because wayne had bought one tell me about that [ __ ] man yeah i [ __ ] with the cars [Applause] i saw i gave you another voice did you notice damn cause i'm trying to find one all right [ __ ] it why did it why haven't i been uh uh uh uh a hell to this voice right cause you got like 30 voices ah depends on how excited i am man nah that what no bugatti wasn't my favorite car man it was an 09 and [ __ ] what was it like 2011 or some [ __ ] like that we hadn't reached a whole nother man this this is real [ __ ] man i like how he's so regular he's talking to us like we didn't have you guys don't start with the bad [ __ ] first [ __ ] okay tell me about the first day you got that [ __ ] and you liked it you never liked it i never liked it this is the most niggerous [ __ ] i never like bro i i want you to get and just but now go for it the whole hoes ain't important go find a [ __ ] 09 bugatti veyron and get in that [ __ ] and you're going to be like oh this is this is terrible i hate the seats i'm a larger gentleman the seats weren't super great i tried to fit this [ __ ] in there we went to the mall in that [ __ ] we can't fit him in there with the [ __ ] we bought from the mall that [ __ ] looked like look at him that [ __ ] that [ __ ] ride in a suburban that's it not a taco he uncomfortable in a tahoe manny look at air trucks suburban one seat by himself don't nobody see behind him [ __ ] on top oh we got a picture of it he was hot this type of [ __ ] be outside but holding the [ __ ] sweating yo hot you hot you hot we ain't hot but not like the it had navigation in the rearview mirror but the [ __ ] that you had to put the navigation in was in the trunk damn like it had a six a six-dig cd changer no bluetooth the ship was it was just fast just a big-ass engine with it with a cd player damn that's a lot of money for that but yeah you've been drift racing now i have been drifting i've been drifting man it's um it's been fun i went to dubai and saw that [ __ ] in person like professionals do it and then i was like yeah it's that time so i came back started building [ __ ] you know you know i'm building cars and shits and i see that every time you post the [ __ ] that you want to do to your card be people in the comments like don't keep waiting you shouldn't do it i was like well good news is it's not going to affect you this ain't going to [ __ ] to your car your car is still going to be the same when you stop watching you'll be fine don't [ __ ] come in my goddamn post telling me what you wanted to do with my car get ready to come in oh yeah it's the playbook it's the playbook what got you what got you into it oh i've been i've been fixing cars bro i've been like because i always you know always had a raggedy [ __ ] car you know what i'm saying when i was a kid so i'm a bad bro oh no you're good you're good but you be singing this [ __ ] yeah not tonight though tonight tonight is different we're going to see what strip club we can find that's going to be my new favorite bro just i just [ __ ] with you like that bro you oh you're good man you're like good oh you like james brown of the new era you need to come talk to my [ __ ] friends that's fire though you cold bro that's why we brought you here just to tell you because a lot of artists don't get to hear that bro i appreciate it yeah yeah james brown no that's you like yeah that's strong i ain't see you bro you gave us so many we was in the hood with you we was in when you fell in love with the stripper you had our support the whole time bro the whole t-pain you ain't missed yet is what i'm saying bro that means once i miss one then you represent us good and you come out and you perform live and you put the top hat on and play the piano and then you can go on the view and make them ladies laugh and it's just like you're a [ __ ] that represent [ __ ] that they never thought would be the [ __ ] that you are there's a lot of [ __ ] i mean yeah that's i mean that's what i'm like whatever fans you guys support you just know there's a lot of [ __ ] back there too hey t-pain i'm so good i know you're gonna sing the love about [ __ ] but my girl wanna heal some hood everything's in the show i know man everything's in the shower that's what i'm just saying we appreciate you bringing that creativity and [ __ ] like i appreciate you all come back come here guys come on so bro come on one more time come on that's [ __ ] terrible i can't believe you out there this is [ __ ] ropes man get that nah that's something else no that's some outside bugs man don't don't don't put that out there like we got don't put that out there like we got roses man that [ __ ] came from outside wait why because man no that was a some kind of bug that bites um i just saved everybody's life i don't want no credit i like how nobody in the room got scared oh [ __ ] the cops are there everybody god damn it what happened the alarm went off uh right okay uh i hope so damn it they don't think i'm in that [ __ ] all right they surrounding that [ __ ] i don't know what to do i cut it off or let them see if it's somebody in that bishop [Laughter] uh one only one only one second uh somebody's gonna figure that goddamn bugged and scared t painting in the police show goddammit the police uh the police showed up huh yeah yeah that'll go up there huh no no my wife gonna go up there she got she got it on her [Laughter] are we good we good welcome back to the 85 show i am in here with one of my favorite entertainers entertainers of strong you're entertainment you easily could have said like singer nah i seen you be entertaining that's strong i appreciate that you're the only [ __ ] that can perform at all the awards in one year you can be at the hip-hop awards right soul train awards okay the naacp awards might catch you on that uh that gospel show you do all this uh the mad singers review mtv he's a cold [ __ ] man we need to do some [ __ ] we need to [ __ ] around and be at the spring blink or some [ __ ] yeah don't steal gun then do the homecoming at the hbc i gotta go gotta go back to family for the homecoming exactly just a real [ __ ] man i'll do what i can man he didn't even like the bull got it damn that hurt in there tell the truth we didn't we didn't got over there he'd been grinding for 12 years tell me bro that bugatti that's all you're grinding for he got it on his vision board and everything [Applause] [Music] first thing he said y'all ain't rich as y'all thought y'all would i really don't think this is the time to be telling people they're not rich [ __ ] have scammed for more than they have ever right i get it lost a [ __ ] watching this [ __ ] cool man buddy got me [ __ ] up i know exactly how much i got unencountered 70 times i am not hey boy you just opened your dms up to all the trap boys please hey hey look what t-pain saying i ain't heard a [ __ ] thing tell em now honey strong got discreet no record deal absolutely yeah [ __ ] of elon musk them [ __ ] know me brought that out with me boy he's just throwing it out in the streets now it's gonna it's gonna create this whole thing i'm glad i can bring it into the shop so dawg you just figured out how to work the deal god damn what's the first foreign thing you see nicki minaj boys stop playing nicki minaj 86 weeks ago that [ __ ] still remember yeah he looked like ctp that's two albums ago it is it is it's a minute 86 weeks ago all she said was high i'm like no that was that was opportunity that was the opportunity right now no way bro uh like she was like the first one like the first blue track i saw nikki i'm like nicki minaj no [ __ ] way you couldn't even say [ __ ] back huh i did i said what up [Laughter] yeah boom oh how the turntables god damn it you know what i would have [Applause] [Laughter] what's up oh [ __ ] you know she got a [ __ ] now i ain't gonna go i didn't want to hit her with the what i wanted to hit her with so yeah i didn't want to respect the household baby you know what i'm saying you just wanna hey man hey you [ __ ] you [ __ ] me up on the ground the other day well i haven't had to look again cause you had posted this [ __ ] with kalani yeah she i can't believe i got a post i gotta say i don't know man i'm like i'm thinking this is a post something [Laughter] big [ __ ] in the comments man i'm thinking this whole post i'm about to spit big game you was going crazy he was ready to spit some shots on instagram no it's just certain people you sure yeah only women everybody we've seen you you've admitted to shooting a shot nah bruh it's just i can't do that you sure there's a heavy array now i only shoot i only shoot like long shots half court it's got to be to the moon yeah you're going straight to rihanna [ __ ] i'm telling you okay i send rihanna read uh messengers on the regular at least at least once a week all i need to say all i need all i need to see in the messages is scenes i'm in the game if she if she opened anything my guess what my name is mr fitz [ __ ] hitting that rihanna bi-weekly kill them i follow the makeup page and everything she gonna check one of them bro every time they drop something on that on that page i'm i'm in there with the fire emojis this is beautiful this is beautiful okay like she talking back you having a conversation talking to him [Laughter] having full conversations yes yeah but this beat is janet jackson it's gonna be the nobody regular he screenshot it and put his response over to the other side make it blue only only dms i slide in are the uh women who was on tv who was famous before i got in the game so you go for just unobtainable but it just i don't most of it is obtainable though this [ __ ] says jack jackson yeah halle berry you see the [ __ ] she be talking about on twitter no i know she see the [ __ ] i'm saying cause it gets so many retweets and likes how she gonna ignore it bro i'm on her neck i feel like if the next three posts if i really just get creative with it she gonna at least hit me with a lol i'm i'm this close and guess what lol do that that leads to a follow back and guess what follow back do dm so guess what i'm about to do i don't think open the floodgate come on you know what's gonna happen though watching go to the dm she gonna see all the [ __ ] previous semesters since [ __ ] 2017. i want her to know i need her to see how long we've been here i ain't saying nothing to be embarrassed about i was only uploading i feel like you don't know that my game i got what you call complimentary game so it just kind of complements once you see how long i've been down inconsistent you just been down for a long time yeah i ain't never don't never get in the dm i don't think that's helping anybody in the whole game right if we don't honestly i just don't think yeah i don't think that's a real factor everybody's looking for oh we've been hitting me for for three years that's that seems stable believe it or not though believe it or not that janet jackson [ __ ] he put it another way but what i'm saying though is like no no you've been when i [Music] but i see what he's saying obviously don't believe him because this worst case scenario but if you think well like when i saw the post like janet jackson she didn't have a lot of action on that tweet i was like this janet jackson she deserves more traction oh that's a boss shut the hell up [Laughter] and the fans were giving me enough interaction to keep it going it was like i see you lost i see you lost appreciate you letting me borrow the bugatti the other weekend they was throwing so much extra gas on it something no way all right wow wow how many retweets is that now she paint that [ __ ] really i think it was up to about 3 500. oh man it's probably like probably about 5 000. 5 000 but like people were saying [ __ ] i know people liking it too right you know i do my thing i'm good with the words i'm mr jackson hey i'm really the worst man watch out mr jackson don't worry about him once once ain't one of them hey bro we'll just start leaving billionaires and be like i'll be i'll be cold i'll be fine like i just i just feel like unobtainable right off the bat just don't even don't even shoot bro you trying to you you trying to shoot game-winning shot from from the whole see now wait a minute stay focused man negativity is right stay focused and i want y'all to stay here on this plane no see i want you to talk get your i want you guys to stay on the reality plane with me okay i'm just saying ain't gonna shoot my dog fantasy is over with so now check this out he been there we trying to go there this one of them i'm killing it and i'm telling you what it looked like on the other side i'm telling you this [ __ ] it's okay i'm telling you t-pain y'all [ __ ] at the bottom of mount everest out of nowhere oh my god [ __ ] at the bottom of mount everest i'm going to put my [ __ ] at the bottom of this y'all [ __ ] it y'all in the middle if you all see me coming from the top looking disappointed [ __ ] turn around what you saying up there bro hey hey bro brother brother trash bags and dead bodies up there get the gunk let's go back to the bottom bro i'm here with you my [ __ ] y'all want to hold hands on the way down i'm here bro hey [ __ ] up there see out there see up there but i gotta tell you man it ain't anywhere you want to be for too long hypothermia is up there too cause you want it you don't want to meet that vision oh that's a cold [ __ ] just everybody was like man get t-pain in the trap dreaded [ __ ] that came and [ __ ] on everything we've been working on you thank you guys [Music] bugatti's ain't [ __ ] i got to take this [ __ ] off my watch list don't say it okay we need clarification here's here's the section of clarification all right [ __ ] bugatti's are [ __ ] awesome my bugatti was trashed all right bill i bought it used all right it was used it was used up you could just absolutely because the car mowed to your personality i don't think that i don't think you know how cars work don't stop i'll let you know off the top of what we're just dealing with we're back i appreciate it uh uh yeah so mine was asked definitely definitely shoot man shoot your shot i'm just saying t-pain i don't want you to be you know you pre-marriage who you shot your biggest shot at this is oh nobody i've never shot this house there you go that's why you told me that's how they're doing it keep in mind i got married the second i turned 18. so i was already married before i even got in the game i didn't have that nigga's smarter here oh no it just wouldn't happen i'm terrible bro i'm the simplest [ __ ] alive i don't i'm the king of the sims if if if drake album was a person it'd [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] oh i don't be talking to chicks man what you drinking man cheap [ __ ] wine he's a target i'm just sitting here just like how many [ __ ] like man i gotta spit that [ __ ] like two paying at me the songs i make that's all the [ __ ] i would want to say [Laughter] seems like a great opportunity to thin it out oh you ain't never thought about your drink oh yeah all the time but not the footwork though oh no yeah no just cause i had enough money too i was like hey you deserve a drink you pretty [ __ ] all right that's a whole new song i want to be your friend [ __ ] friend's on yourself [ __ ] want the [ __ ] to your pain but that's the but that's the whole thing but that's so boozy but that's the whole thing that's the whole thing when you talk about like value and and if [ __ ] was important in in in the whole [ __ ] like the business that just chilled you ain't got the [ __ ] ain't nothing going on you got to worry about no feelings later on you got to worry about that what's that [ __ ] you talking about honestly the [ __ ] you chill with and just hang with that you can cut the the business that you that you hit up and and you you can call it bro that sounds the real one the ones that the ones that when you get caught lacking they go up you know what i'm saying like them you ain't got to worry about none of that you saw me give me the important hoes whoa wait a minute yeah no keep going stop cause you don't took us we didn't know we was gonna end up here i'm trying to i'm trying to bring you full circle take your time uh what was your concern because i want to get one and make sure you've been lost he didn't know yeah i've been [ __ ] up since 09 bugatti i've been [ __ ] up and disappointed that was a minute ago you did wake up in the new bugatti hmm that was his bulgaria he said anybody no but they used his for the bugatti did you know that i uh saw it on the article that's him that's what i was trying to get you know what i don't think he's [ __ ] great i didn't yeah [ __ ] look man we don't let it go we're just saying you know it happened that whole thing was really crazy but no the chick that you can just chill with man the chicks that he ain't got to worry about nothing else but just [ __ ] being there just being a friend them they're important when you say when you say important hoes them the important hoes the business that you just [ __ ] and and getting out of the way and they just come through the studio to [ __ ] sit there and smoke everything up and drink all your [ __ ] and then [ __ ] go back to work ain't important right let me clean this up we're not talking about what you wanted this is your name not talking to any of the ladies watching this show we are only talking about the specific [ __ ] and hoes that we know personally we love women we did what it means and we disrespect we're just talking about these like specifically no disrespect it's like three or four of each it's not a group it doesn't represent they know jordan they don't know each other they don't they like they've seen each other and spoke but they're not friends right correct correct that's the best but yeah i'm telling you i know what you want i'm telling you what you need i appreciate that bro you got a lot of wisdom man you know what i mean it's a lot of things experience man it's coming in contact with every kind of person and figuring out which kind caters to you and you know not caters to you but which kind of [ __ ] fits you the most and you know the people that you know always say get people that [ __ ] with what you [ __ ] with you know what i'm saying surround yourself with people that [ __ ] with the same [ __ ] as you know what i'm saying yeah like if i get on your team and i not me and me and you just we start hanging out together and i don't smoke you're gonna be like okay no i'm not cause you t pain i mean if i you know what i mean i told you the only reason i'm still smoking is because you're like nah this [ __ ] cool but if you would have been like man that [ __ ] [ __ ] with my auto tune i would have been like it [ __ ] with my auto tunes we got it already not my throat not my broncos awards [ __ ] do you un is that [ __ ] deep bro okay some vows like chico chico didn't smoke but chicken smoke he don't that's what i'll be telling you okay in this instance i'm wrong bro do you want to all right so let me give you a situation at some point of the time everybody who is on the staff quit smoking weed that didn't make me stop i was going to show them what would have happened if they kept nobody's going to make you stop yes they are i'm going to make me stop that's what i was trying to get you to understand bro that's i'm smoking because i'm at a point in my life where i'm like yes i'm at my yes face what's the yes yes you ever been in like a race where they just like keep going you don't know what the [ __ ] the race is going through but you just in that [ __ ] and you in shape and you look good and you got your [ __ ] nikes on and everybody's like keep going yeah and you're like [ __ ] i've not have not had any of that i'm just saying i used to ruin this [ __ ] but i'm just okay see that's this is the american lid with that yeah so i know what the metaphor was yeah but you ain't gonna hang out 24 7 with somebody i don't [ __ ] with the [ __ ] you [ __ ] with you are right [Laughter] but do you understand that everybody not supposed that's the [ __ ] that creates art but you got to figure that out yeah you got to go through it understand people are different that's the one thing that made me different you know everybody got their own world that they live in that's when we break in this group everybody's gonna go live in the world as they see it absolutely and then if we can like come together and understand that we don't have that many [ __ ] that's what a [ __ ] getting dope at cause you'll be like well look how i do it like [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did you do that all right man i'm gonna do this [ __ ] that i do and then you do that [ __ ] you do and then you do it and then we'll do this [ __ ] and then when we get together this [ __ ] will do like this let me hit this [Laughter] i'm telling you not [ __ ] with it i [ __ ] i mean yeah it takes definitely people from different cultures and different uh different aspects of life and [ __ ] like that bro that's what make black people cool because it's like you sprinkle two weird [ __ ] in there and then you really like it like [ __ ] ain't gonna work if you don't have two weird [ __ ] you gotta have one gotta be like like real world smart and then one got to be like hood smart but still kind of like on some gig [ __ ] okay but it's okay just i like the diversity amongst black people is all i'm saying you know we the two weird [ __ ] with you right now i think i think you are you know i definitely i know you will cause you will be around eddie murphy for all this and not even mention your boy god damn man what i haven't done to you that's a solid call back right there from the top of the show bro you got this other song that's a song that was supposed to be like a parody like that [ __ ] i'm on a boat [ __ ] yeah i [ __ ] with it did you [ __ ] with that [ __ ] i [ __ ] with it i was like a white people anthony i can't stay like i'll be that's the thing i was about to say [ __ ] i've been sneaking on boats just to see i can't get on a boat without playing and it's like i ignored it like illegally no i like we'd be renting boats and [ __ ] he paying out of town okay okay you made it sound like you i don't just be like we on a boat like i wait till we out in the water you said you'd be sneaking on boats i thought she midnight pressure [ __ ] [Laughter] and then i just own that [ __ ] come on man that's what i was saying i ignore the white people on the song i just focused mostly on the part you doing okay well that's cool i brought a different aspect to it yeah that's the part that i'd be playing okay all right i i feel you you can you can hear the darkness in my voice i know you that makes sense if you have to convince me stop drinking this [ __ ] no i need to put this down but you got to stop drinking it put it out in this [Laughter] that [ __ ] might turn into a whole another the blood just swell up we can both stop at the same time just that [ __ ] drive went after the science project oh [ __ ] i appreciate that man got some real [ __ ] that's crazy that's some real [ __ ] hey man i really like what's going on in here man i [ __ ] with it too some cool ass tell me about west kansas what you call me nah where's canton yeah where's kansas yeah okay um that's a university man it is now it is now yeah we had a segway that was pretty good that was a good segue the same way yeah now you got it you got it you you doing what you do um nah what's canson man we uh it was some [ __ ] that that kind of blew up out of nowhere like people from there say that [ __ ] like that and nobody else knows that so they just thought i just made some [ __ ] up right like you know it's like when like people from montana they say montana yeah so it's like so just like that but you were in wisconsin but you did you did try to compliment a [ __ ] with some spaghetti sauce first of all you said prego okay that's the spaghetti not 100 sure you listened to the song i'm just i'm just call you call your bluff on this one i'll do this one uh no yeah [ __ ] fuego that was the only spanish word i knew at the time yeah and i flexed it i flexed it i'm a real [ __ ] for that i appreciate it man my uh my engineer the engineer that recorded that song was uh bolivian and i was like man i got i need one wait a minute bro just one [ __ ] you know you know some bolivian [ __ ] i know one bolivian and whoever's on that that old uh that old video game what was that [ __ ] uh ghost recon it was like what the [ __ ] like in bolivia um oh my god you have seen bolivian special forces hell no somebody gotta look that [ __ ] up because that's what we got a research department bolivian special enforcers olivia special forces is the scariest looking [ __ ] bro can you i wait til you see this [ __ ] oh my god you're gonna you're gonna you got a [ __ ] out of your dick stop wait a minute wait a minute it's the analogy t [ __ ] pain wait a minute you're already at the bottom of the mouth no this is one of those moments this is one of those moments where we have to ask who the [ __ ] taught you that i don't know where you got that [ __ ] from but you can take that back it's not it's not this particular election i just know when i get real drunk i always piss out of my ass she pays stop you stop right now your stuffovers are crazy [Laughter] you gonna put that [ __ ] wine down ain't got enough water i'm sure i'm sure that that is some kind of condition i don't think so i believe so i think it's wine water and mexican food it'll be a perfect combination you get drunk enough hit that taco bell at four in the morning you're gonna pay you're gonna piss out of that [ __ ] you're living like no he didn't you keep running through the city yeah they never had the water and [ __ ] she painted y'all [ __ ] oh everybody oh everybody sitting in here where are we right now okay sonic solid turrets every time nobody know what diary is you gotta you gotta stop eating baby food you going through you gotta put mustard i'm not man i'm just more truthful than everybody in this [ __ ] room maybe we are adults and we have a fiber intake in our diet and we keep our [ __ ] together i don't think so man we all living in the world trying to keep our [ __ ] together literally i know y'all [ __ ] ain't eating one bit of healthy it's one vegan in this [ __ ] that's that's it t-pain and and even his [ __ ] has a firmness too i know that that ain't [ __ ] true [ __ ] said not plant-based turds i'm not i'm not hearing it i don't want to hear it i heard they're square just square these come out and choose plant-based plant-based i'm hiding it he drunk they can they can reuse it they win when your neck starts getting warm that's how you know oh [ __ ] my neck getting warm cause it's thick ass jacket t-pain [Laughter] why didn't i just say praying is comfortable i was coming when i walked in this [ __ ] hey man they just gonna take that clip out you don't understand the abuse i have taken and people just like hey man get you paying in the trap i'm like been told no after he pissed i pissed out his hands and [ __ ] oh no i've been i don't know if y'all know i had my people call y'all to tell you i've been reporting to the fbi this whole time everybody's under arrest get the [ __ ] on the ground the way [ __ ] been going the way [ __ ] been going i wouldn't even know if he was playing or not i'm sitting here like having that that moment on blow i know all the [ __ ] that came to the trap they said t-pain hey man but just know if you ever had to do that [ __ ] and it was me don't never do it in your voice that's it i want you to hook that [ __ ] up and be like hit that [ __ ] don't tell me that bro i don't know don't tell me in your voice though like sing that [ __ ] out i'll just have to get a quick snap come on man a snapchat please that's not that how would you tell them uh you have you would have to sing that part bruh it's uh i wasn't even gonna ask you to do no [ __ ] like that but nav didn't happen yeah get on the ground that's how we got yeah please it's intimidating oh guess what i'm doing first three days a minute working on my verse for the readme are you working on your first day out john you can record it on the phone in there that snuck in your ass it's gonna be a lot i guess ryan didn't find it what ryan didn't find it did you find it the video's not that good what he's looking for videos man outfitters need glamour shots don't worry about it now this is what i forgot to tell you crazy i already got the chip in my head that's why i always wear the hat so i saw it already i watched it he just brought it up yeah yeah okay that ain't it man he googled it he well he didn't go to youtube he wanted them [ __ ] his glasses he wanted [ __ ] who google [ __ ] instead of typing on youtube yeah since the last name they just watch them [ __ ] up man [Laughter] well nobody gonna help them that was just the reassurance right there that was it this is where the notepad you remember the episode with teepee [Laughter] picked [Laughter] [Applause] i'm not i'm not three bottles of wine is when it goes down the [ __ ] tubes this is the first imagine what it's like man you fun as a mother imagine what it's like wait till i actually get drunk y'all think this episode's gonna end y'all [ __ ] it's crazy just drink out the ball it took me 54 minutes to get over this [ __ ] and i came an hour early 15 minutes [ __ ] i live in roswell this [ __ ] was a trip where the [ __ ] is roswell like that's an hour away from me don't tell nobody i'm top god damn it welcome back to the [ __ ] 85 southpaw we in this [ __ ] i'm high hold on t-pain whine drunk nope it's over give me a second i'll be right back i don't know where the [ __ ] he going keep going go ahead keep going finish the thing you were doing it but anyway nav over there set me up nah bruh i told you enjoyed every minute but i be telling everybody about you man but my child are true man you know t do you know t man but do you know t-pain have you ever met t-man no exactly what i'm saying that's what i'm saying i was in that 23. do you know nab green do you know you ever heard of nav green uh once check see check this out one of the coldest [ __ ] out here bro i'm talking about a creative mind you see how easy that is now it's just easier that's all you had to do to edit murphy this show you don't even know t-pain and i'm telling this [ __ ] how great you are he don't give a [ __ ] okay but it's not my job to make him give a [ __ ] it's for me to give him the information that's it nah i know you never you taught me a lot of [ __ ] oh now that [ __ ] oh okay he taught me everything i know not everything i know though damn you taught me everything it's literally that simple though now watch what i do next time if it's the next time you think they're gonna do a three like you think you'd have made it the three [Music] okay oh you ain't pissed yet you ain't pitching yet well he's not answering back okay hey t-pain [Music] he was in the whole movie that was a crazy shooting schedule and then i know like they had a rap party i know they did it everybody's drunk it's just getting getting along not only did he not tell it he didn't even satan in the arsenio girl now that's okay that's just i had my 85 south lady on he lying bro i showed all the pictures that he didn't posted he said he said one to you let me make sure i get one let me make sure i get at least one with eighty five seconds i'm saying this is all the truth coming out i don't text his man 19 times he have not responded or nothing he speak to me like we've been talking he's paying me he hasn't been [ __ ] with me this after the fact i don't believe anything you said this after the fact wow wow that's crazy you don't turn the [ __ ] who didn't even know me against me now bro do you know how many people if i can hate you no [ __ ] thing [ __ ] hey i'm talking to in general at the people [ __ ] you know how many people hate you they never met you because they're going off of a story that somebody else told about you and they never want to meet you like that not maybe not i don't know he's not ready for this type of [ __ ] man i'm trying to put you up on game brother hey ho you won i'm never coming back [Music] [ __ ] joking me i'm trying to take you up the mountain brother you walking down the street i didn't say don't go halfway just don't think you don't think the top gonna be super dope final call bing time so the 85 percenters hate me i'm they know how you are though they do be knowing they do be knowing we got the stories the evidence the back of that goddamn show ain't seen no 85s already see they go right here t-pain they hard too i'm doing my own him literally literally had the availability of the exact same color right with the logo on it oh this is what he'll never get though one of these ariela jerseys that hard though that is that's pretty [ __ ] hard but you will never get one i feel like i can fit in one of those this is my old team t-man shot your dream man who has your back i'm over here no i don't do money no t-pain we're talking to you yeah didn't seem like it was my spot to be in the middle of y'all tricking [ __ ] feel like this friendship is doing better without me no you helping i came to bring the light brother you helping bro shout out to my squad man you already know what team up with oh [ __ ] oh bro don't ever change yeah i bet y'all [ __ ] is mad wow son y'all [ __ ] just mad wow baby word life bro so you did [ __ ] midnight hit your back after you hit her back or we didn't get it no i actually got what she needed she's gonna wait eight or six weeks and pick you back she might hit me with the yeah what the what the with the tables have turned joint be ready though i don't think so man you got something on deck for no not even a little well you know she wants something though i don't know that she felt like it was a clearance thing i think you should do it i do want to do it yeah i do want to do it she and [ __ ] had a little spat back in the days but other than that just so you saw it i thought i didn't do it but it's [ __ ] you should bro you should i mean we good it was never like a thing thing i think it was just me i think it was just me simple and just like i shared my feelings she hurt your feelings a little bit i'll tell her 85 is what happened i it wasn't it wasn't you don't want to bring it back up yeah it's still in my house bro this is what the 85 south show is for but so black men can [ __ ] talk and get [ __ ] i think i met nikki i think i meant [ __ ] in like 2007. and we had just you know was about to work together yeah and she had stopped responding and i was like nick let me know what's going on she's like hey i'm an artist too and i'm working on my [ __ ] so you know maybe jail and i was like oh and i heard your feelings my heart that was it t-pain she did me if i tried to work it wasn't like a malicious thing maybe i was in love [ __ ] night so like you someone she said she busy you took it like she cursed no she was it wasn't like busy i was like yo just quick little version she was like hey i'm working on my [ __ ] too she was shut up and i was like all right she didn't say that she obviously didn't say it like that it was a quick text back and i was like okay um i'll just wait on her and then what's today [Laughter] she might have been ready to be like [ __ ] that [ __ ] probably i think i i'll take this in too much to heart and i just never hit her back she playing don't be like that no more man i told you i'm the same man it's not that's just happening you told me i can't hear james jackson but you out here acting like that with nicki minaj i'm i'm acting like that because i was actually talking to her back and forth jenny jackson she got a she know how many messages she gets she didn't she she seen me talking to her she seen it she synced it ain't like she saw my [ __ ] and skipped and replied to them i never have i ain't never have like no definitely skipped she skipped it for sure she paid i've been up there i'm coming down hey come on get your bags jamie jackson's all your [ __ ] cause he's trying to get rid of that red badge don't never let nobody talk you out of janet jackson what if i'm her type you not but what if i am she been skipping you what have she been [ __ ] with the show she's not and she doesn't know what this show she just been waiting on me to say her name she don't [ __ ] with you all right y'all [ __ ] remember this moment [ __ ] went from jermaine dude and she gonna wonder why i'm always every time we go somewhere i'ma look right in the camera i'm gonna buy you a dream [Music] every time we got jenny jackson with me yeah that [ __ ] went from jd to a billionaire she uh clearly likes short ball [ __ ] bam i'm not not sure what jd ball when that happens yay she had a real one though she already rich what the [ __ ] i need to show up richer than her father so she can feel like i don't need her watching this [ __ ] right now she want a [ __ ] she can take care of somebody who's going to appreciate all that money and [ __ ] give me the way she likes it she don't want nobody coming in there trying to clean up did she tell you that did she tell you that [ __ ] trying to come in there claiming her on her own you think janet jackson paid her income tax that's how small your mind is you think you think janet jackson pay her income tax absolutely hell no she has an accountant man that is [Music] before we do anything sexual what you think she's gonna do pre-know get all my business straight that's you think she's gonna let me out here man get the [ __ ] out of here that's before we even do anything freaky all the way before just what nothing nba and all that all of this all of that come on y'all even [ __ ] [ __ ] whatever she wants she in the house is one of them green vibes and some glasses keep talking y'all [ __ ] keep talking i see you got a [ __ ] charger when i'm laying up like this and i'm smoking a good backwood and she walking around in the gas janet jackson booty in the guest house you all the way in the gas house t-pain said it would never happen why you always bringing that up cause you just don't know you just don't know what that [ __ ] said baby lay down get on my chest and you're gonna be in the pool house she's gonna be walking around so you think if i'm hungry we not in the big house no t-pain you got me [ __ ] up man i'm crazy i mean like this i'm in the big house with anything i'm [ __ ] with t-shirts i'm mad at rule house [ __ ] but i'm in the big house in the big bed this is alone [Applause] i know you know some cold [ __ ] but where i'm bro this is your first time in the trap you better look at that wall marvin gaye no look look how you're looking at it marvin gaye like [ __ ] t-pain talking real crazy [ __ ] said pooh house in the pool house bruh she's okay i'm in here bro okay man she gonna stab me in you my [ __ ] hi man where is that man nah man t.p i mean it's stephanie i'm in there big ass i'm look just know i'm in that big ass house front house you don't even know the situation over there i ain't got to know i'm [ __ ] in that house that's what i'm saying i'm not supposed to know everything i mean i don't [ __ ] listen to you bro i'm the weekend [ __ ] i got keys to everything on the property who are he talking to i don't even come in the front i drive up the back i parked back there boy [ __ ] like them when you come in you still ain't gonna see all them i don't give a [ __ ] what kind of woman they are they like real [ __ ] i get it yeah that makes sense it makes a lot of sense you think it's all these successful black women out here they got everything they want mm-hmm except a [ __ ] they don't want all that gotta tell you man [ __ ] it i'm showing i'm the navy seal of black men i show up and fix whatever whatever [ __ ] she need in that role i got to tell you man all right tv might be anything else you need anything is possible no you just apologize you was out here you was married at 18. i was in these [ __ ] streets like spiderman cool i'm looking pain in o3 i was doing this this is ocean and creature i was on a little boat i was just running away from the tv i was like stop stop and then i slipped a little bit and then i was like oh my leg i'm in the little over this ocean deep oh i'm in this water somebody i'm about to drown in this i ain't in the back of the house type this man they don't want to keep this [ __ ] secret t-man yeah they do i'm talking about that no they don't man you do all that he still he don't he don't know where i've been and what i said hey man i didn't i ain't look man i get it i get it i understand i just ain't hey t-pain trust me obtainability is a and let me tell you something if nicki minaj told me she was busy i wouldn't even be mad it wasn't like a busy thing she was like all right i'm busy i'm gonna get back to you real quick she's just like she ain't got to get back to you real quick i don't know not real quick i'm saying how i said it wasn't it wasn't a malicious thing it was just like um stop hitting me kind of thing how many times did you hit it though it was it was a couple that while he [ __ ] on you lows he give up easy oh no couple was a very very drastic understatement not a story here right yeah it was a lot i hit her a bunch i hit her a whole bunch t-pain round it out for us you think i'ma blow janet jackson in box up like that absolutely you're having a whole conversation about yourself you and her inbox like you ever wonder why hot dogs coming coming the package of nine hot dog buns coming down look at him i didn't even change your voice for you that was just devastating so that's what it was it was the boy [ __ ] now that's where it started it wasn't that that wasn't where it started i'm only hating because your beard grows evenly you love to see people try to destroy me i knew you you was gonna find i [Music] look how he switched on you that was attempting the whole thing was the test you fired i knew something was wrong look how relaxed his security is yeah he's probably gonna check this guy's ass [Laughter] yeah i'm taking the night off oh he's a little guy he'll make the light work he'll figure it out i've been training them [Laughter] oh this [ __ ] show jesus christ man you had to come here yeah now this was only right you had to because now people can stop asking me i don't know what the [ __ ] they thought was going like i told them that you said you were on the way i did and here you are here we are what you got coming up uh man there's something here bro we need some auto tune [ __ ] i'm literally about to oh god it's gonna be something just it's been long enough t-pain september you can't give us a hundred hot songs in a row don't give me no [ __ ] don't give me no [ __ ] why not t-pain don't give me no [ __ ] right in september do people call you t-pain or just pain white people call me t-pain i'm black people black people call me teddy and real yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] bro these rangers will talk to you like they've been knew you this why this why because i'm a [ __ ] i thought that was for the hoes teddy yeah like i know i know the rest of it i've been trying to actually get rid of that name oh teddy pender ass down yeah super rapey now you sung it a lot yeah i didn't think about it when i first especially in these council i've been trying to slide a little bit yeah i've been trying to slide a little bit just throw a little bit on the end teddy pender ass down if she wants me to with consensus with consistency with consent teddy pender has done with consent yeah ring rolls right off the top yes nah but teddy pinned her ass down because she asked me to because she asked me to so [ __ ] were calling you teddy yeah i just call you t-pain bro that [ __ ] hard sound that sound making me feel like you feel like a [ __ ] to fight real well i'm not super good at fighting can you swim no that's that's how much i can fight i'm gonna look i'm gonna get i'm gonna get out don't say that on this show man oh no i'm telling you but if somebody throw you in the pool you're gonna get out that [ __ ] ain't you yeah so you know how to swim enough to get out that [ __ ] and get away that's a great come help me bro cuz don't trust and believe trust and believe i keep it on me hey uncle at the family reunion right now that that advice just was going right here and went what hey hey this [ __ ] been drinking that one talking i keep that on me too because i know how [ __ ] is because i used to be one of those because i know how big is this he probably can't fight he trying relax look don't nobody [ __ ] with t-pain please don't [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a national treasure let it go and we still have we fought with a long way to go yes just don't just try not to try not to [ __ ] up the money well you're one of those people nobody watching this saying i swing on two things these [ __ ] you so many [ __ ] that that's saying that right now i guarantee it most i'm from my hometown but i should just go around the room and just ask everybody what's their favorite t-pain song everybody got one incidentally nine different ones and [ __ ] to start all right no [ __ ] that like like it ain't his name that one the stripper remix the stripper remix was supposed to be me and one other person it had a hundred [ __ ] on it you know why because my anr hit me and he was like bro who do you want on the remix and i gave him a list if you can't get pimp c get paul if you can't get paul vogg and i kelly if you can't get out there it's but he then he just went and got everybody the [ __ ] when he got everybody i was like i was like bro this song long as [ __ ] and it was like you think people ain't gonna listen to the end of this [ __ ] because we can just order it to where it's just like when the news come on and they'd be like more about that story at 11. this is 9 30. they're like look put the [ __ ] at the end i'm up and everybody want to hear and then listen to the whole thing and god damn it that [ __ ] worked out it got to the point where everybody in the rap game had a verse on that [ __ ] it did everybody in the rap game had a verse on that [ __ ] i didn't i didn't think that the [ __ ] was gonna work out like that but it absolutely did and that [ __ ] worked out excellent you know i was really scared about the [ __ ] video i was like no way all these [ __ ] are available on the same day everybody was available nobody [ __ ] were looking forward to it we got the t-pain [ __ ] serious i'll probably stay out there about 30 years man i ain't been out there in a minute what do we shoot that at miami do you see that in miami yeah man bro he remember because even he got some [ __ ] that was man that was man i know that was my hammock hey everybody everybody i will never forget that i know foreign [Applause] oh [ __ ] me and this [ __ ] been on the road since oh seven yeah you ready to play hardcore [ __ ] and they got something he got more story than t-pain all right i'm gonna tell y'all about tonight i met my baby mama two times two times i met the same [ __ ] two times what more on this story what people don't know it t-pain is a black belt that oh i can't fight [ __ ] it's a trick i got it on me yeah this is really just ginseng that he drinks okay all right i want y'all to know that but no i mean think about being a jet coming up in the south and then [ __ ] ugk show up in your video hey bro this is my second [ __ ] single bro like big flicks thanks cause he cuz he he was like uh he t-pain being down on himself and i'm like bro i'm not being down on myself i just know what came before me i know what you know what i'm saying i know what royalty is you see pmc show up with a [ __ ] one of them razor motorolas and a goddamn uh deferred coat [ __ ] you gonna be like bro i can't believe this is happening right now i need a fresh out of jail that's your [ __ ] and he he i told you everybody was looking for him he hadn't missed a hundred [ __ ] things in jail bro you could have went and did any one of them said you show up at my [ __ ] and i'm like i don't even know how the [ __ ] this is happening right now he probably was talking [ __ ] in the jail about your video [ __ ] and when i get out this [ __ ] man i'm going to [ __ ] with that young [ __ ] t thing man don't wear no [ __ ] cotton draws neither [ __ ] yeah them young [ __ ] waiting on me with a hundred thousand god damn it they want me to get in the video [ __ ] all the [ __ ] man ain't got to be in here with you [ __ ] [ __ ] he hated them [ __ ] that was [ __ ] hilarious he hated the [ __ ] yes the chick that was around him yeah he like every time we did a [ __ ] take it was like hey y'all [ __ ] ain't even moving in this [ __ ] y'all just need to get the act together y'all you know in fact bring me newbie we're like we don't have new [ __ ] you took the whole budget [ __ ] we don't have other it's just coming this is it too we had that we had the [ __ ] was alternating rooms wow all them rooms is connected to each other come on over and come to the next set surprise r kelly that sucks to talk about now why can't we just openly talk about this now jesus christ whole room just got dark i'll kill it bro i mean you're gonna say it again we was gonna bleep that one you're gonna repeat this [ __ ] oh you know what i'm gonna pray youtube gonna take this whole [ __ ] down there i only people everybody everybody except for like uh paul wall not because he was uh grayson because i already knew paul wall dick i already knew him you know what i'm saying i knew you were going to be here he did a bunch of he did a bunch of songs with my artist on cash you know what i'm saying so you know when they started you know making grills together and [ __ ] and and can't start promoting the [ __ ] sorry they knew you know had a new paw but to have people come through and just like really show up and [ __ ] and really like take the time nobody was rushing nobody was like all right i'm done with this [ __ ] it was like everything we everything we asked everybody to do was insane and to you know not be the center of attention you know what i'm saying like everybody that actually wanted to be there and be a whole group together that she was i couldn't i think i'm going to have another day like that like for a while yeah you are you probably got three of them songs that you ain't even put out yet probably you see how optimistic lois is that's what i believe in this [ __ ] man that's the type of energy we need i like the optimism he's going to have something he can [ __ ] janet jackson that's not even the goal now i feel like first of all i got to correct you because i need her to know that if she ever disrespected that i'm going to take up for and i really what the [ __ ] you got against me man i ain't got nothing against you but what you're not gonna do here you're not about to talk talk like that but i don't risk my life him and his security guard couldn't have me out i don't fuss that this man you just you you just don't understand that the ass whooping that they got coming for you is coming either way you didn't say it so much of the wrong [ __ ] you have no idea the pain that's in store for you that's why you're getting comfortable he really stretching cause he's gonna [ __ ] you up first chance he get this just make it your day yeah oh my god but hey at the end of the day at least you get to meet me who the [ __ ] you to introduce me to this [ __ ] see i could [ __ ] him up we had a crazy ride bro man he don't even know he might want to slow down people see him on this show i'm perfectly [ __ ] fine well it wasn't empty this is [ __ ] oh no these first of all these are small ass cups we got to step it up in this [ __ ] whatever man we need the red cups that's why they gave you three of them no i took three of these i stole these did anybody give me these walking around this whole [ __ ] and stole something i don't know about it walk out here empty-handed hell real job hey man y'all get it and tell them the rest of the cups is gone i'm telling you ain't no more cops in there i looked everywhere man y'all give it y'all give t-pain something the child [ __ ] got some secret compartments or something uh that [ __ ] starbucks cup ain't really a starbucks cup there's a lot going on in this [ __ ] but i'm trying to tell you you got [ __ ] looking long and hard now i'm fine oh [ __ ] oh yeah he's got his job back [ __ ] [Applause] see that's exactly what i'm talking about every time you try us we have to show you that we are exactly what you say we it was only four cups in that [ __ ] it doesn't matter you're the only [ __ ] who wants some cups after you act like we having a birthday party and we out of cups it's a nupt cup it's you got an extra cup i don't think anybody i don't think if we really was pressed for cubs you think we would have just freely gave away two because i feel like i'll have enough water bottles to we have snacks on deck we got water we got i don't have one hit him there hey there you gonna find this [ __ ] [Music] oh my god [Laughter] [ __ ] you got it you figured it out this is just the part of the show man where we pay a tribute to the hood and we just drink a capri sun for all the single mothers who let us spend the night before we was on i'll [ __ ] with that i [ __ ] with that a lot sometimes i think about all my my old flings and their children you know they was little when was messing with their mother that boy was two and graduated man that boy big man what high school okay he's six seven he got a d1 scholarship he still remember me he always hit me with my apartment but his mama don't know oh okay i'll be like how are you mom i'm just like your face like that she's doing good it's not like it tastes like i'm just going to tell while this is happening everything's on fire no no no the whole place that just means the chicken ready okay [Laughter] oh my god man you sung in the hill like that maybe music too i put my heart into that one i felt i felt strong on that one that was uh i felt like that was gonna be like a like a [ __ ] anthem it was you always on the [ __ ] anthems i gotta be man that it's it's a part of it's a i'm not gonna explain this the metamorphosis of a [ __ ] there was a point in rap music where [ __ ] had to call t-pain he had to you needed him you really wasn't doing [ __ ] sure wow hey man there was a point in time when [ __ ] had to call like timberland and [ __ ] pharrell like he got me you gotta get got money getting blow it come on man called yourself this away that'll wait that song is for people you have made me sing so much [ __ ] that's what i'm saying like these things like the [ __ ] that i'll be making like [ __ ] got money was for people pit bull didn't want it good i didn't want him on it but that's what i'm saying like i'll be thinking i'd be having like i'll be thinking like um low was for [ __ ] nelly do you understand that that low was finale and he said it was corny [ __ ] okay you got to talk your [ __ ] to these [ __ ] t i ain't trying to go i don't know we're not talking no [ __ ] to nobody i'm not talking any [ __ ] i'm just being a good boy these [ __ ] aren't [ __ ] up bro i don't think they uh what bag were you in when you were like show they had a map of bottom jeans i did that song and uh shawty in the same night now shawty is a ghetto love anthem oh yeah yeah now check this out wait a minute this is this is gonna only confirm my simpleness listen to the words of shawty even though you're never my girlfriend y'all [ __ ] been new man and you didn't i'm gonna call you my shouty you y'all [ __ ] been knew it nobody paid attention if your [ __ ] would have just paid attention but then you got tough on the next line and i can't say like when you was like i beat his ass why would you you just gonna fight the [ __ ] because if he's doing i mean obviously her actual boyfriend was gonna you really felt that strong i beat his ass it's my [ __ ] it's my husband and i can't stand to see you treated man i'll beat his hands i can't stand to see you treated bad how big his ass that's when you see it was when you got a home girl [ __ ] putting his hands on her and [ __ ] sounds like a side note it's one of my favorite hood songs cause plastic can't write on that [ __ ] so i pointed at the dunk and totally supposed to be yours hey but we did nothing that we ain't supposed to do [ __ ] and then let you go that's why the [ __ ] got deep yeah just stop no cause it's like cause that's what like you know when women be giving you the first name like what are we doing i'm here to bring the light brother you know so you just really just gonna throw it out there let me do it yeah i mean look man maybe i didn't convey it correctly you should just do a song and be direct man tell them about your sipping ass ways i have a song on my next album called symphony ain't easy drake and [ __ ] and sharon he had to kill that [ __ ] everybody slapped that [ __ ] uh who else goddamn grover from sesame street uh hey man who you want to do some music with that you haven't done that with you man uh cat they never said they ever did [ __ ] he just hit her too many times and [ __ ] and i was like [ __ ] all the new joints here she just dropped friday i'm on it oh [Applause] [ __ ] huh see pain you'll be holding out bruh we got us looking like we don't know [ __ ] man he throw some [ __ ] he want us to joke and then he have a rebuttal for the [ __ ] yeah he really wanna stun on us he already told us we don't got no money and we'll never reach the top right jenny jackson don't like me apparently it's a rap battle i didn't know that she sent t-pain not to filter her [ __ ] but whatever sometimes the streets are melting oh it's a [ __ ] named colloque call us with a cat you gotta let him go let him go with the king okay she would at least be like pull his instagram up cause he's not your type then you're gonna say i'm in the pool house i ain't letting that [ __ ] in the bowl paparazzi everywhere you can't be seen tv she can't be seen around no real [ __ ] that's why she wanna [ __ ] with me paparazzi ain't even gonna know that it's me that's leaving [ __ ] is that the poor guy oh no that's the last [ __ ] straw anyone thought you know you're not gonna call you no [ __ ] fools right he act like if i get if i get weird go ahead man y'all paying shits on comedian [Laughter] there's gonna be [ __ ] in the comments looking low low point to swing on oh [ __ ] you have to come up here and tell me my dreams weren't [ __ ] though bro i hope you don't get the girl of your dreams too i did i did well too bad we've been remembering we've been married for 18 years old oh you sound so happy it's so good wow thanks t-pain here you go again i've been married i've been i've been i've been married for goddamn 18 years and we still get different girls of our dreams together so wait a minute stop stop stop waiting stop see paint [ __ ] on you [Laughter] what i see how this is you couldn't let that man come on here and [ __ ] janet jackson hey but hey what if what if i just said the wrong [ __ ] and there's already a sad chick already or something you never know this t-pain yeah that's why he brought the wife off he was like it's two against one [ __ ] sometimes sometimes i don't be talking that's all right you never know there are other singers in this world mm-hmm mm-hmm you gonna get an illuminati nope whoa look like yeah i'm trying to tell you how to get closer to your dreams that's that's it no because then i'm a question what do you got to do man don't call me tomorrow there's some pigs in your backyard i'm gonna need you to grab a knife real quick hey lois hey lois look i got t-pain on three-way what would they need a [ __ ] like me for exactly i don't like how you brought it up like i'm gonna be able to know but i tried to sneak it in but you know i'm not here i was just saying if it existed would you get that no you just brought it up like i'm gonna be able to say no if they were to pose the question you can you can't decline that [ __ ] they don't just tell you what they can't just automatically sign you what you say to him he has been working hard first of all they don't exist yeah he ain't drunk yet [ __ ] first of all it don't exist it don't exist there's no way now the fbi [ __ ] making sense he was trying to play the fbi so he could be like nah this is the real [ __ ] if something so crazy as illuminati exists you think there like [ __ ] in there that's what i'm saying why would they want me and i'm just saying if they just started accepting [ __ ] like what if they got a [ __ ] division [ __ ] i yep maybe right this way mr miller you're not on this side like what if we really don't have to do nothing we just have to we didn't do it it'd be a strategic thing i mean if i was running a [ __ ] illuminate i would want it to be a strategic thing i don't know man i just i feel like you would join up i wouldn't i just feel like well i don't feel like if you told him no then everything's gonna stop not i don't know this is a scam like in the episode i know this [ __ ] got [ __ ] up at the end bro you uh i feel like you joined why man you just think lower my [ __ ] though like you i don't think lord i think lower him because he's gonna obviously turn into because the only people they say they're illuminati are [ __ ] millionaires that's all apparently in our community they say jay-z how you gonna get you can't bring up hove in this they said jay-z is an illuminati who was they [ __ ] everybody that's doing worse than him are there [ __ ] in there everybody everybody that need a reason that he's doing better than them i can rap too [ __ ] i can rhyme words how the [ __ ] i ain't the [ __ ] but that's what i'm saying it's to be the devil these [ __ ] these [ __ ] not even in that [ __ ] so they can't tell you who in this [ __ ] don't ain't nobody in it but they need reasons to where what the reasons why we're doing better than them i said wait that was [ __ ] up oh you in that [ __ ] t-pain i am you said we i'm in it i'm in it look how marvin gaye looking at you damn it damn my bad bro that was we didn't talk about a lot of [ __ ] and then you bring this up i don't know the truth no that's [ __ ] marvin that is that is a 23 year old marvin gaye i'm talking about anything that's traded truth in the middle yeah listen that's me let's call this the truth yeah you telling you all the [ __ ] man well that's [ __ ] up broken 85 so everybody by himself god damn t-pain we did it man so lost is an illuminati everybody so uh things are gonna change right here uh what is that crew is white now uh just want everybody to know just i don't start planning for the future i don't want to tell you this he playing what you don't know is joe he know how to edit [ __ ] so good this [ __ ] gonna be gone oh absolutely but what if they told him to do it and then they gonna watch the whole episode so where's where is that where's our stuff there's gonna be two dudes in suits that show up next thursday stop playing t-pain because [ __ ] like that are really [ __ ] happy it's gonna be two dudes two dudes gonna show up next thursday with suits on uh they're not gonna have eyebrows i can tell you that right now they don't like eyebrows and that [ __ ] so uh they're gonna show up they're gonna say excuse me can we get the parts that y'all check out or can we get the full version of the footage and then uh yeah you give it to him and uh go about your day or not and uh this place is mysteriously burned down this [ __ ] don't put a hit out on your [ __ ] building i didn't do anything i'm just telling you the procedure i'm just starting your procedure be careful you you did it it ain't me man i i showed up i did the right thing [Laughter] the coldest [ __ ] i don't work with yeah uh oh sure no question perfect pitch perfect pitch [ __ ] didn't even i tried to put auto tune on it it was like hey get the [ __ ] out of my room [Applause] [Laughter] i can't see why people be [ __ ] on you now yeah yeah usher was like atp wrong with the goofy [ __ ] man you know who the [ __ ] i am he was trying to usher the same way he tried me all right i said that was pretty good let me put this on hey [Laughter] [Applause] now but it was definitely ulcerative man usher was the coldest [ __ ] of all time bro like everything he still is everything i did for him like in the studio i just laid it down and he did it like 80 times better and i was like yeah that's that's what i meant but bro his oh my god bro we could have had the greatest [ __ ] song of all time and his homeboy [ __ ] it up my [ __ ] his uh his uh it was like a producer a reference artist in there and he leaked the songs that we were doing but one of the [ __ ] songs was confirmed ready to go until the [ __ ] leaked it and it was me usher and [ __ ] michael jackson bro it was bro it was the craziest [ __ ] thing i've ever seen in my life and then went [ __ ] michael jack bro when michael jackson team found out the [ __ ] was leaky it was like i don't want to do it anymore oh wait wait what you need today what song we got to find it it's uh uh [ __ ] oh my god it's not you got nerf come up nope not come on down bro just look for t-pain ushering michael jackson because that's what he called it in the [ __ ] oh my god the [ __ ] uploaded it from his [ __ ] youtuber wait a minute wait a minute hold on so check this out so you doing the song with michael jackson what the [ __ ] does michael jackson tell you today stop playing bro just let's just listen to something can we just how could we play this song but listen to what we would have had we got a huh michael jackson bro t-pain usher and michael jackson so you do your part what'd michael jackson say oh he's ready to go oh [ __ ] he's ready to go he's ready to go but when the [ __ ] got leaked it's like i don't want to do it anymore you can't leak the michael jackson trick bro this this was this dude's biggest [ __ ] deal of all time and this is in my prime i'm in the studio with usher we're writing a song for us and michael jackson and the dude's doing the reference that's that's the great that's what that's why he leaked it because he was doing the reference and he was like this is the biggest thing i've ever been a part of now look at his age and i don't even know where he is [Music] i made the beat i made the beat and wrote the song and it was me ushering michael jackson it's been the biggest [ __ ] thing in my this this life singing the [ __ ] who licked the song the [ __ ] who leaked the song that's him singing but i wrote it but i don't know man i wrote all this i don't wanna eat his [ __ ] [Music] listen this listen listen to [ __ ] [Applause] all right i'm [ __ ] with it already evil's greatness [Music] happy at the same time [Music] is [Music] what community [Music] yeah you made the beat pitch up a little bit don't it imagine back in that year when i found out and the reason i don't have a song with [ __ ] michael jackson is because this [ __ ] decided he wanted to put his reference out first rappers won't even that [ __ ] good at all like you ain't talking about [ __ ] and you watching wait wait a minute so i'm sitting here waiting on michael jackson's part he was supposed to do hold up so michael jackson was like i'm just not gonna do anything yeah it was just done it was just like because it was like immediately after like we recorded the [ __ ] on a thursday and the [ __ ] came out on a tuesday so it was like immediate so it was like before michael jackson could even [ __ ] record on the [ __ ] he was just like nope just didn't drop that though because he first of all is firing the [ __ ] busy doing that and we just like saying [ __ ] it and we recorded like four more other songs so we were like uh should we still hit you back though t-pain t-pain i'm seeing a pattern you burned a lot you burned a lot of bridges t y'all can see that i don't see i don't see it i ain't here this is my fault none of it is none of it is t-man you're not good with accountability i see that i mean it's a don't tell me what lo's thinking when he started rocking like that hey nav it took me a little minute to get him up there you seen the comment hey man y'all got to get up they always have somebody but wait wait a minute was that my fault did i [ __ ] that up yeah no i don't know i mean i'm just saying you know i didn't i just feel like it's coming what what's coming what is that you know what apple team go ahead come back shut it down shut the whole thing down alpha team go ahead come on in hey man shut it down nah man you know how it is man you're just one of them people that you could talk [ __ ] with nah i get it man i get a trust me dude uh nah man but that [ __ ] like dude we've had so much big [ __ ] happen and and you know i'm we're the only people that know about it it just it's man so many so many things could happen but i ain't gonna speak on it too much damn just to know that michael jackson's [ __ ] with you though that's that's hard yeah i actually went to michael jackson's house after i released 11 days after i released barton i went to michael jackson house he [ __ ] with it he called us we was on the way to the studio and he called my team and he was like i want to meet t-pain this is the only song i've had somebody go buy a physical copy of in the last four years you should have i'm going to remix i didn't want to i don't i didn't know what to do you walk into the like bro this nigga's guest house was bigger than my house so that's why you assumed that that's where i would be no question for sure yeah everybody ain't been over michael jackson and and when i went i was only in the guest house you're definitely in the [ __ ] pool house you mean you coming in on different terms he coming to do one thing right you didn't know that okay so listen uh all right no but i mean i mean we just sat in there and talked about [ __ ] cartoons and he wanted you to ask bro about some music he had on the dirty diana boots how did you wait wait wait first of all how did you look at that man booze and be like oh [ __ ] man you knew that [ __ ] boots type of fan is your teeth everybody know the [ __ ] boots everybody know them [ __ ] boots t-pain you like maybe that's weird all right you tell me oh man you telling me this [ __ ] got multiple paradigm boots he warned me because ut pain the bartender i gotta put on something nice the [ __ ] uh told his butter grab me some chips it was like grab me some first of all what kind of chip he had get a real [ __ ] ain't it first of all a real [ __ ] and his voice is deep as [ __ ] no stuff i'm glad you let me meet t-baby bruh wait a [ __ ] minute hold up man what the [ __ ] the real michael jackson voice sound like it wasn't it was between where you think michael jackson is and prince it was in between that it was just like it was kind of like my do i haven't i don't have deep listen so uh i think michael's was uh like a so what kind of cartoons are you watching it was deadpan like that though it was looking square in my ass so what kind of cartoon these are what did you say though i told you what [ __ ] cartridges what that's what he asked yeah that's all he wanted to do now he just wanted to it was like uh what if you would have said all the wrong [ __ ] and like getting it um show me the the crazy pictures he got he has the he has the only print of a picture of elvis and muhammad ali together no he had the only [ __ ] version of it nobody else has that picture t-pain you [ __ ] didn't hate him right now about that but he has the r he has the the print of the film like he has the the joint like where it came from so [ __ ] like that like just showing me crazy pictures he got he's collecting art what what other [ __ ] did he show you man what other i mean this [ __ ] got pictures that you would never even imagine they had an over regulation size pool table for sure that was not a regular-sized pool table it just seemed like it and they got a [ __ ] got a pool table with the difficulty on hard it was not regular um we didn't get to do a lot i mean his doors the front door his house is was taller than this you ain't mentioned nothing about music we didn't all he talked about was how that was the first time he's actually bought a physical cd in the last four years you just wanna say will it work i'm not saying that the michael jackson man what else you want to happen brother what's going on i'm just gonna sit here and then he said uh he told his butler bring me some chips and it came out with the the [ __ ] over his arm it was just regular just regular tortilla chips nothing else no salsa no cheese just regular [ __ ] tortilla chips tearing them [ __ ] up eat tearing them [ __ ] up and i can't do that i'm just it's like he wants not um you got like a water or something i can yeah maybe pour on the chips i see two times when you disrespect him you won't take the chips i didn't take the chips but michael jackson offered you chips with no cheese or no cool you take them t-pain i just wasn't hungry he let that cartoon [ __ ] slide no he no okay first of all he said all he watches is disney cartoons that's it you said some anime [ __ ] with a bunch of killing and i said nickelodeon nickelodeon cartoon network man you sleep bro you was almost the first [ __ ] to make michael jackson i don't [ __ ] with nickelodeon see if i ain't with the disrespecting [ __ ] man i'm telling man the truth hey man i'm not just gonna say i'm [ __ ] the [ __ ] cause you [ __ ] [ __ ] you got a liar bro you wouldn't lie to michael jackson nah bro i'm telling you bro what else you did over there we probably had eight songs ready to do with this [ __ ] he got the [ __ ] it's downstairs he just ain't saying the right [ __ ] yet the music is queued up cued up he was gonna put deeper he knew it and then as soon as he why you ain't saying that he don't record in the crib he didn't say anything he don't record in the crib as far as you know no no i know he didn't take you everywhere i know you didn't go through every room tv i know exactly where he was going all right [ __ ] just like he did with that he records and he records at the record playing in l.a he records at the record playing in l.a you know how i know because they literally built a room up above his studio with a window facing the booth so bubbles can jail they literally built a whole another room just for bubbles to look at him in the booth because bubbles goes crazy if he can't see mike so check this out i'm not even joking hold on so t-pain look first of all my bad cause clearly you know michael jackson but i tried him that time cause [ __ ] got loud no that [ __ ] had a studio built upstairs with a window i noticed i wouldn't go there one time i was going over there lois i knew he was wrong when he said that's where you're wrong my bad c pain here's where you're wrong kid keep talking to michael jackson's [ __ ] man we got to keep his memory alive absolutely i mean he's a great guy i mean he he like there was you know because he kind of lived in like a cul-de-sac kind of shaped area we don't know this [ __ ] you saying it like we know this walk us down michael jackson street it was kind of so it was a coldest uh circle so like the neighborhoods go like this no so you know when you i don't know you [ __ ] know when you get to the end oh whoa what are you just pointing at him like i've been over michael jackson no but you know what a goddamn cult okay yeah all right his whole house was the cul-de-sac so you get to the end of the street whole [ __ ] michael hold on michael jackson house and a guest house on the other side that's where you at all right all right hold up how far is the guest house away from the big house it's walkable but you either get there faster with a golf cart absolutely no question um but in the cul-de-sac as we're in the house we're on like the the further most of the front room that's where all the sunlight is coming in tree palm trees waving outside and um all the all the trucks are coming through them uh them tour trucks don't [ __ ] like them tmz like and here's michael jackson's house and i'm like why are you in there yeah you in the gate bro oh no it's like hundreds of them hundreds of them the time we're talking they're just coming i'm like you know there's you had to guess how whole vans of [ __ ] on top of the van out there he's like oh yeah you don't even see that anymore you don't see it anymore how long have you been living here bro how long was you at michael jackson's house have you like an hour and a half i was on the way to the studios like big chilling like just had to leave i kept my backpack on i was nervous bro you [Applause] but every conversation you have because keep in mind i went with my whole team but it's only allowed to be me and him just talking that's what i'm saying every conversation when it's just two people it comes to that point where it's like yeah that's that's crazy yeah i see what you're saying and then one and then one person like what what you got to do you better uh tell me y'all boys going to the to the thing later on everybody comes to that point like yep that is that ain't he would have kicked me out i would have been i would have kept that [ __ ] talking all but you don't want to make you don't want to make michael jackson think that you just like there for for michael jackson that's that's what he like he called you i mean but he calls you like if you really think about it man if you really think about how michael is and how his uh i don't know childhood got [ __ ] stripped from him and [ __ ] like that he's really just looking for a friend you know what i'm saying so you don't want to just walk in that [ __ ] like oh my god it's michael jackson i'm staying in this [ __ ] see pain i'm that friend you don't do that you don't do it you just don't you don't go and you you you don't go to [ __ ] mark zuckerberg like bro give me money you don't like going you don't go to elon musk give me money you don't go to michael jackson say i'm staying in this [ __ ] i don't refer how long ago if he'd tell me that no he had nothing if he don't if he say it's cool i'm staying i'm already in the guest house so if i'm over michael jackson's house chilling for four hours he's like man you good i'm going back lay down he just doesn't want it no he didn't no he died dude i see you in the morning he don't do that he don't he don't he don't hit you with the joint he did you like you know if he if he wanted you to stay he'll say you can stay no it don't work no no no no no he'll he'll say you can stay but i'm not going to be here that's that like that that's even i'm still here first of all first of all guys michael jackson michael jackson i know not at all i got seven [ __ ] packed in the goddamn uh explorer outside they can't stay here yeah no i'm definitely not about that i don't know i don't know how does it work i'm not about to impose on a man i'm not about to overstate my [ __ ] welcome did you go more than once no this [ __ ] yeah so i didn't say anybody my first one why not i don't want to sound [ __ ] up but he's tired right after that i couldn't go back hey you most definitely should have stayed there no because he was talking about doing music after the [ __ ] he wanted to do something no but no he wanted me to go to the studio and send him [ __ ] that was it that was literally the terms oh okay yeah i'm just not saying all the [ __ ] we do i don't know man you know we just we're just [ __ ] with you we're making it we're naming it make memes man if michael just go watch your hands right now go get go get out go wash your hands oh yeah they're gonna fire his dad ryan go watch it got them handsome saw that [ __ ] hey man hang on tell everybody hey man damn you got a michael jackson house man yeah michael jackson now the guest house which is damn yeah you kind of really didn't even go over there i mean i did no you didn't i did you went to some property michael jackson what if when you left he was like he was almost close to getting in you keep knowing the high voice that's the voice you know man that [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] every time every time i every time i like meet somebody new or anything like that i always try to understand you know what i'm saying i always try to make sure i don't i don't overstep out i don't even want to meet the expectations so next time when i see you we'll do this [ __ ] like you know i when i met the [ __ ] the the shake of [ __ ] abu dhabi it was me florida and tyrese like he made florida and tyreese leave and it was like paying you cool i understand you don't even want you like bro we sitting in this man dude got 300 cars in one little building just and we eating dinner like around the cars and i'm like amazed but tyreese [ __ ] taking pictures around the car slow rider got his cameraman in there i'm just chilling like this is it's pretty good it's cool [ __ ] i'm sorry he make them up right yeah absolutely and he make that he make them leave he come back in and take off his [ __ ] like man tpack i can finally be myself i'm like all right cool let's do it [Laughter] but no not but he was the one he was the one that showed me like drifting and [ __ ] like he was the one that introduced me to drifting and [ __ ] i'm now i'm not with crazy friends you know what i'm saying so we're just like you don't you don't step over no [ __ ] you don't you don't overstep you chill if [ __ ] is showing you some [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] they want to show you it ain't gonna be nothing extra don't do nothing outside of what they trying to get you to do it's your first time eating [ __ ] don't i like you bigger than them don't have like oh i'm bigger [ __ ] in the states yeah you know come over there like that bro you don't go nowhere you don't go to nobody [ __ ] thinking you're bigger than them because if they invited you to that [ __ ] that mean they already bigger than you because if not you'd be like ah nah tell them come to the studio you already just chill just chill next time you get you you're better friends you get to talk more you know each other more you know what they [ __ ] with you know what they drink you know how to you know say you know what they [ __ ] around with you know how they play pool you know they cheat they're not in pool because a lot of [ __ ] do uh all right we play pool in prison so if you would have went back over michael jackson's house would you took some chips over there i probably would have bought my own cheese because now i know he don't like cheese and salsa with a [ __ ] i'm like well i got my own and i don't have to ask you for that because i one i know you don't have any uh that might have been disrespectful you think i don't have cheese mm-hmm so you asked him did he have cheese no this is the stupidest [ __ ] to have you got some cheese and some ketchup let's just say it for a little bit so michael jackson well i would have said it to the bubble hey man bring me some cheese bacon you don't you don't talk mr jackson you don't talk to the butler you're not paying them you you didn't call them in there whatever that [ __ ] bring you you you but you know it's michael jackson's house they got everything you want you don't know he would have felt like you were comfortable too like hey y'all want something michael jackson knows nobody's [ __ ] comfortable around michael jackson he knows this that's true this is a normal yeah this is regular to him he's like yeah have this [ __ ] that just put out a second song come to my house man what what's going on with michael jackson how's bringing the kid out of everybody hey mike i registered in the courtyard lost you in the dead no you got it pal you got it [Applause] t-pain pulled me to the side low she's doing too much [ __ ] [ __ ] we gotta get in the hot air balloon [ __ ] put your pajamas on michael jackson already said everybody spend the night then they got that [ __ ] pajamas for everybody and we can't it happens when we get back last one to the hot air balloons are rotten egg oh my god we gotta go to the studio [ __ ] we don't mike already said we don't you wanna dance [ __ ] okay so you gonna go to the studio i guess you don't want none of these cookies that we just put in the oven then yeah [ __ ] ain't no butler me and michael jackson made these cookies [ __ ] i'm going to the studio the city said he wanted me to send him whatever you can't get lost you want to dab that [ __ ] okay five o'clock guess what we doing yeah we watching [ __ ] disney movies downstairs in the basement guess what the floor is made out of t pay pillows i can't back that okay okay whatever it's your first time check my instagram yeah yeah i'm the [ __ ] with the selfie with the giraffe [ __ ] yeah you back there in the guest house guess where i'm at you you're not you're not up top guess what okay now hold up why do you think we got the cookies in the oven in the guest house stupid do you smell cookies over here about you actually actually did they definitely had good cause i was waiting on them all right look at that writing this song yeah guest house have multiple floors by the way all right i'm not gonna yeah i'm gonna say it was a small guest house i hate to be that [ __ ] too pain but uh you don't see these pajamas on nick hey lois guess what mike say to you i'm gonna introduce you to my sister not not even janet you just brought up she's upstairs mike you keep oh she upstairs guess what i'm going to say next ma'am i'll ratio full speed bumping into the dough in there [Laughter] oh [Applause] so like what's going on or whatever this might get up and so so is your man cool too painful i don't know he talking about the studio and [ __ ] yeah how did they want to do it that's what this [ __ ] being there saying they won't put nobody on ain't [Music] [Applause] jesus christ i ain't even at the house [ __ ] just backing up everything now you ain't at the house now you're in that day on facebook hey mike hey mike hey mike j payne's schedule to say something tell him you said it was cool to stay over here then you said it was that's why you gave us the pajamas you know at least you know tj was scared to say i'm fine with that i actually like that [ __ ] statement t-pain what's scared to say you gonna get us in trouble because because it ain't it ain't the t-pain was scared to say his t-pain respected you so much he didn't want to just overstay you now he tries you're right t-pain you right but we comedians and we don't give a [ __ ] about boundaries i do i do boundaries we know their boundaries but then nobody stop touching [ __ ] and onyx i need to tell y'all [ __ ] something really wait a minute we was having so much fun in michael jackson's house wait a minute what are you getting about banners and i wanted to put a psa out there man real neighborhood friendly we was having races at michael jackson's house y'all [ __ ] having races at michael i was gonna put this on disney i was at the studio making songs with michael jackson y'all [ __ ] at the house the guest house think you're the only [ __ ] know a [ __ ] named michael jackson you know a [ __ ] in st louis named michael jackson that's a cold ass barber t-pain his crib dope too he got a pool in this [ __ ] we know other [ __ ] t man there's no way no way you don't know no dope barbra so i can tell you that right now you don't know my life i don't mean like your [ __ ] just crispy no it's not it's never that i go for the natural look that way if i just look natural and if i just wake up and i need to do a zoom i can just do that and then [ __ ] would be like yeah that's on brand that seems that seems like how he looks all the time i try to just let it go just let it go i came out i know the best barbers it takes a real skill to cut a ball here yeah cause most barbers used to cut in half and making it stay there nobody's used to cut everybody used to hair cutting hair off nobody's used to cutting no hair this is this is a skill you got this the [ __ ] that you do before you graduate you go razor you go like like the butterfly knife kind of razor i'm not one of those type of black people that's a that's a type of black person yeah [Music] okay well like black people who shave with razors don't love themselves i can't take a razor hair you can i know it's bad now but you can't do this my [ __ ] looked like the elephant man down here you're black you got to love yourself you don't do razors on your head though oh my nothing why now because why do you mean why now oh just been like that forever yeah i just never did that you sure that that didn't start when you got rich or how'd that work i'm not rich t-bay you are chief hey you have a boo-boo you didn't want me to say that in front of you you do i have a box [ __ ] they work they know what i have they've been to my house they know what you they come to my house periodically like the next step oh y'all went to the shadow house you know i went to the center house yeah i went to the house in front of the house then they went to the gas house no they been over my house they come over there just to be like yeah he's still doing it this is normal all right coco just making sure make sure you get no extra make sure you get no extra volumes or no [ __ ] in here this is [ __ ] man no my team bro every time they buy something new we gotta act like we don't want them like [ __ ] got a new car man my other one died on me bro bruh that bit mama 285 on my way bruh just so happened i was riding past the benz dealership you had the absolutely new oh my god you may absolutely need it man that [ __ ] was so embarrassing man i swear to god i'm just sitting there i'm on the phone but you got your big bends huh i had to that's all i had to do they like the reason that my other [ __ ] broke down because it wasn't a [ __ ] i get it that makes sense you got to keep the facade going yeah everything that we buy we act like we don't want it yeah that makes sense that makes sense [ __ ] it's a 2006 though oh [ __ ] have y'all discovered carvana tell us about it bro i bought a [ __ ] car in 30 minutes at 3 30 a.m i was sitting in a bed and i was like let me see what this [ __ ] talking about because my [ __ ] uh production manner a production manager had just bought a uh a bmw off that [ __ ] i was like no way you can afford that i got to check this [ __ ] out that's what you said yeah now the man said he bought a bmw for 12 grand i was like that's a [ __ ] 99 but it was he showed up it was a new joint i was like oh i got to check this [ __ ] out it's crazy t-pain i'm looking at the [ __ ] when i hit on the car that i wanted a timer started and it said if you don't get your car within this time we'll take some money off obviously they didn't take money off i tried to make it take as long as possible they didn't they wouldn't let it happen it was very quick uh this seems like an advertisement now we can cut this but nah bro they just they like ask you your income they ask for your credit card number boom [ __ ] comes out of your credit card every month and it's just you just you just bought a car on your phone in 30 minutes and it shows up like three days later three days three days couldn't believe it that white man tricky boy [Music] that's all you know in a different textbook this [ __ ] ain't sat in it or nothing he dropped this [ __ ] on you so casually like you don't but but but you get but you know it's standard [ __ ] yeah it's a car bro like what this is gonna feel like you have to test drive it we're gonna go home and get this [ __ ] tonight and see what you think you got where your phone now bro let's buy one right now it's about one this is bicarbonate let's see let's see what we're talking about [Applause] not to overstep my boundaries i know you wanna they got everything on there i just need to make sure that you know y'all don't feel comfortable i understand now [Laughter] just wanted to see what's on there man that makes sense that makes it it's a bunch of [ __ ] on there though man tesla's horses you know what i'm saying you mean all the [ __ ] i would have probably bought if you you know i got a mustang off of there what kind of mustang uh gt500 uh it's fast 2020. you like it it's my new drift car [ __ ] it [ __ ] it tear it up how is it drew it's really [ __ ] good you want to see it yeah yeah i got it very proud of myself how long you ought to get a station wagon to drift bro i want a station wagon so [ __ ] bad cause i want to slam that [ __ ] with speakers you should do it i just want to out do it i just want to over [ __ ] do it with speakers but uh i'll tell you what hold on here it comes right here there it is god damn it i did it let me see you see that here we go uh-huh look at that oh no that's that's that's a guy you was hugging him which one the blue the other one not a white one coming up he helped me build it and he did all the extra [ __ ] on it on the outside yeah look at that they must be pretty [ __ ] good at drifting bro i'm pretty gonna watch this all right that's me [Applause] all right back out that's dope yeah big boy racing yeah people are drifting we we try to do racing but i don't do any other kind of racing drifting so we just saying that people are drifting we just said [ __ ] it nothing worth driving we'll make we're gonna make a new team off of that [ __ ] is he paying sign the table bro [ __ ] where i've been looking for oh you can have this whole corner i don't know whatever you want to sign this table wherever bro can i sign it uh you know never mind do whatever yeah do your thing bro uh-huh uh-huh we've been waiting on you to get through the trip man and we appreciate you coming i appreciate y'all thinking of me man right man and just like blessing the the whole trap that whole michael jackson [ __ ] that's crazy man you got to be over the house of a legend at the guest house anyway really signing that [ __ ] you writing your whole name [ __ ] that [ __ ] drawing the pictures man through your door [Laughter] bend your ass down yes sir that's to let them know where to come from man is that the same what the [ __ ] why you do all this [ __ ] at mike he didn't give me a pen he didn't give me a pen and tell me to do whatever i wanted so you know right there i feel like that's proper i can't wait to tell this is my tea patty store but then the first time yeah this is my dog nav green yeah dude this is t-pain bro i appreciate it he wanted your biggest fan i'm not sure anymore [Laughter] as soon as you leave i fold the music on [ __ ] with you that's normal that makes sense that makes sense once everybody see my personality be like okay i don't want you to feel like like uh like i'm just gonna like do you like everybody else like when this show come out i ain't gonna block you and [ __ ] i'm still gonna follow you i met a lot of great people really appreciate that i know you've seen me in there like t-pain let's get on the show and you was like i'm coming and then you came in so now they know that you've seen that [ __ ] anything's possible guess who we but i just want you to know you who i'm pulling up on first bro i appreciate it right did you want some of this earlier no i'm good you sure you wouldn't even tell me this is enough for you to even you got to try it i'm straight can't get another no no never you just don't want it no i do never mind don't worry about it this is what that was for here you go t-pain what is what is that [ __ ] it is it is wine that's good those don't drink like that see that's the thing about it though [Music] just like when you when you go over michael jackson's house and then he wants some cookies see you happy t-pain what the [ __ ] bro i'm just making sure okay okay you ready y'all go ahead and do your thing she prayed and they have another cup nobody bought us another guy see pain to the life we live to the life we live [ __ ] man what's up oh now you would have [ __ ] with this problem i know how you get down this is your speed right here that's it hey this is your shame where is he at you wanna talk you wanna no i'm good okay okay oh man we got no other cup you remember you said it one before and now you're right not right no more you missed it man what was your interesting ain't no more cubs bro just no antennas no antennas on the board got there hey man what's the name you do you got the sneak name of the new project the new project is called precious stones um it's dropping in september and this is my last album t-pain hold up wait a minute i know i told y'all don't give me no [ __ ] i told you i'm not gonna give you no [ __ ] what i'm saying like that's your last album but you're still gonna like drop up some [ __ ] like that i drop [ __ ] every now and then but this album process is for the [ __ ] vultures okay so can they still get like t-pain features yeah yeah features [ __ ] singles all that [ __ ] but this is my life this is my last body of work absolutely yeah i'm still gonna produce [ __ ] but it's my last album bro i can't it's just too much the the the game is the worst it's the game yeah but you got you know when i'm asking for features from [ __ ] that i didn't gave features to uh the managers hitting me back like uh well my client is on too many songs right now you talking to the king of being on too many songs about you know artists being on two minutes like it's just [ __ ] like that like i feel you like bro i got a i got a a a record right now that i plan on dropping in a couple months and the [ __ ] artist uh his team is like we can't do no clearances until september what this is like one of the homies like one of the real like synonymous joy when you think of me you think of them like on some kind of [ __ ] so it was like so like a [ __ ] who was like if your [ __ ] was with eddie murphy you think he'll say something right one of them types i feel you this is the same i'm saying we got the same life in a different life correct sure yeah yep you sure did two friends i want to see you and that boy little baby do one man i [ __ ] with a little baby droid i tried to send him one but it was uh it was mega corner you got to get on one with a little dirk too um smirk smirk would be a twenty one seven twenty one don't like me anymore he don't damn t-pain this is a long list bro i'm the only friend that one was my fault i'm the only friend you got left it was my fault that was my like you don't hit me t-pain you want to say i i i 21 i know that was my fault i busted in the studio i was drunk as [ __ ] and i was like yo let's do something [ __ ] so you'll do that with 21 savage but not michael jackson i didn't even drink during the michael jackson [ __ ] i didn't even try to this is after bartending and i was like i'm just going to be a starks pro like boy that boy weirdo yeah absolutely no question even my security that was at the time afterwards was like no not uh my security was afterwards he was like yeah you was weird in there when you did that what do you do he literally didn't say a word he just looked at me crazy and i was like ew [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] man who the hell with that man yeah yeah straight up you know what was up and he was looking at me i was like [Laughter] but what if he see this [ __ ] and be like bro i ain't noticed that would have been hilarious so 21 savage bro you think so no no way he knew he knew exactly what i'm saying he really don't even i think i announced myself in that [ __ ] too he probably like i could just see the [ __ ] on vlad tv name yeah i don't give a [ __ ] man i [ __ ] with it maybe you want to do some music maybe [ __ ] is good at letting [ __ ] go i'm terrible at that [ __ ] you don't let [ __ ] go no i'm i'm really bad at that [ __ ] you'll be here still cause you think you did something corny to him yeah for sure no question and because it was [ __ ] solidified by my own security it was like yeah he was being weird in that [ __ ] tp nicki minaj didn't yell at you via text 21 savage don't like just stare at him down who else would we miss him it was one more you [ __ ] up with mike yeah damn uh she tried to put auto tune on us it wasn't even like blatant auto town champagne so what so what i'm just letting you know you're already on thin ice with me don't [ __ ] this up t-pain i feel like i got five more minutes to do that no i'm just [ __ ] with you good night [ __ ] this whole thing up give me a second don't put that [ __ ] in there don't drink no more this goddamn grocery store has wine get this win dicks and [ __ ] out of here no man nah we good man you a cool ass [ __ ] bro you know the industry is just a stranger's place it is and i put you know i put my whole heart into it thinking that everybody was as good as me not talented wise but you know good as a person yeah good heart and i trusted everybody and made sure that i put my best foot forward because i thought if i did that [ __ ] would do that for me no absolutely not i'd be telling people this [ __ ] all the time they think that i'm just the craziest you would think because you've been taught to reciprocate the [ __ ] that you get you know what i'm saying so you know uh all the years i was telling my wife if i can we if i do all this work and if i can never see you or the kids i'm telling you it's gonna be a retirement plan that we can go downhill from here and what nobody told me is just another uphill waiting at the bottom of the last one so you know it was uh it was a journey and it was an experience and a learning lesson more than anything uh but yeah i mean just being a good person at all times um it still benefits you it still benefits you don't let bad people turn you into a bad person still be a good person uh in spite of the bad people make sure that bad people can't turn you into a bad person because there's still good people looking for other good people out there which explains all the corporate deals i got which explains all the [ __ ] you know the twitch deals i got bro we got a a a [ __ ] seven figure deal coming from twitch right now right so how long wait bro no stop you said we and then it's like i'm like [ __ ] i mean i mean my team my team my team is a part of it that's what i'm saying you know what i'm saying like this ain't just this ain't just me talking [ __ ] it's my team putting in work it's everybody around me i ain't no way i was at we got a lot of [ __ ] going on that's what i'm saying like seven figures in between y'all that's a lot of money you know i just want your team to be even like i got it i think we got it i think we got this stand like ain't no comedian over there it's wonderful no bruh share the wealth break that [ __ ] down i did let some of the comedians get up in there man okay remember maybe when i come back all right i come back the second time how many comedians you don't work with 200 musicians seven whatever t-pain seven oh whatever bro got uh bo derek all right uh riddick bow yeah he is the boxer bo berman uh yeah okay pope baumann i ain't seen you i ain't seen your goddamn do nothing t-pain eddie bauer hey man you know what's another great piece of work by t-pain the freak [ __ ] oh oh yeah uh dj poo uh what other comedians uh see see love see you later see rick what i'm talking about rick ross hey now they don't even [ __ ] with comedians bro i do though slim johnson who is that slim johnson who the [ __ ] is slim johnson shut up don't help him black jesus shut up shut up no tell me who slim johnson is slick slick johnson no tell me who slick junk first tell me who slim johnson is then tell me who slick no don't tell me who slick johnson is i don't want to know that person don't no don't tell me about uh-uh don't tell me about slim jump you know what matter of fact black jesus who the [ __ ] is that though what's his name yeah yeah yeah johnson in there yeah i see i see that [Laughter] okay just just give it just don't worry about it um uh uh yep i see how it is chuck thomas yeah him chuck thomas he's a dope writer comedian yeah justin roiland i know exactly dan harmon mm-hmm i'm going crazy give me a second sarah silverman yep petey weedy chris rock hey now [Music] checking checks i'm talking about t-pain what you say about this [ __ ] i ain't gonna say this [ __ ] out loud it's just a stressful show but yeah you know you get it i did i did um uh brandon t jackson when before now slim jabbing now slips [Applause] have you ever seen brandon c jackson lately i don't think he's much energy feel me i don't think he's much into comedy right now what is he into he's like like what i'm here to bring the light brother i mean okay you know hey look hey hey you know the the the the the the they they they they they white man you know uh is is making sure that all of us uh that's brandon c jackson right now damn i can't um i don't think anybody's gonna break through that i don't even i really sincerely don't think he's doing comedy anymore what yeah he's all the way goofy shaky he watched this [ __ ] for real yeah i'm just playing i knew that [ __ ] i seen it [Laughter] yeah he's uh he's actually trying to work on a lot of businesses out in india he got some kind of out of india yeah he trying to tap into that that indian you know in india they just arrested a uh journalist because he tried to tell people that cow poop and urine doesn't cure koved and just arrested him for saying it doesn't oh yeah he shouldn't be talking stop talking that [ __ ] boy literally put your ass off the news dummy yeah why the [ __ ] heard the voice change he got serious yeah that was i'm trying to tell you damn i am in security doing this we going to catch it we're going to we're doing the cut through yeah you saw the security like t-pain over time what time is it he's still working off that [ __ ] they did in miami yeah that's a nice watch man you're doing your thing t-pain you should get you can't stop jumping you still got that still got your big-ass chain i do i just looked at it yesterday it was amazing how's it doing it's missing a couple things but you know that was a moment and it was a moment we proud of you got to shut down immediately the whole ghetto is proud of you t-pain you think so i know so i was there what do you think you're going to be then they're going to be proud after this after this interview t-pain after this they gonna love you even more they're like that [ __ ] real [ __ ] bro he came to the trap and he talked this [ __ ] and he went over michael jackson house you don't understand the jewels that you dropped over here you think they're gonna respect the seven part i feel like t-pain we listen to your music bro you saying you're a simple ain't nothing new to us especially the part when you said she got me doing the dishes she wants for a kiss not even getting [ __ ] just a straight kiss uh whatever you got what's going on yeah you made a whole song about this [ __ ] i didn't make me doing things i never do simple anthem you was really sipping when you did the ad lib this one you was really simple when he was coming in he was like [Music] i gotta crescendo that thing and try to try to try the inspiration home i get it that makes sense are you forgetting about this [ __ ] that makes sense that makes sense then you was like i'm so good everybody i know you wouldn't [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i wear my pants below my waist i'm in love with the strippers but i kill all you [ __ ] i will kill all you brush and still that's range that's just well somebody that's all i wanted in life is some rain figured out i'll be simple sometimes too bro you didn't you didn't want to yeah he'd be something too bruh with his girlfriend dropper his girl get up to pee he paused the tv that's how much he be simple [Music] he don't even watch episodes without [Music] that make a lot of sense yeah we all simply for somebody we all standing for somebody shout out to that lady daughter man we all simply for somebody exactly that is that's that's put that we got space for that i think we all step in for somebody [Laughter] but all that [ __ ] gonna be spelled wrong i don't know if nicki minaj watched this show cause somebody's gonna send her that clip somebody gonna send her clip i'll still love her and she gonna be like oh she did hit me back though eight or four weeks ago hi it's probably a few more in there bro dig deep i did i went all the way to the bottom yeah yeah like [ __ ] were 200 followers like i was there yeah you read that [ __ ] [Music] hey man is this the real t-pain that was a lot of it that was a significant amount of it that was the craziest thing ever like [ __ ] you're on my page you see what i'm posting if you fall in for pages that do this [ __ ] that's you get a lot of money real requests hey man i'm just really trying to get in the music game if you could just send me 9 500 man i could find this [ __ ] just hit me today he said bro uh this [ __ ] like kind of know like i met him in the city i was in and i started following because he kind of forced me to follow him when he was sitting right next to him um it happens it was like bro all i need is marketing social media uh some money and a [ __ ] behind me and a chance and i swear i'm gonna make it all i need you to do is tell me what i need and i said [ __ ] you literally just laid out the list for me paint check this out i'm one of the coldest [ __ ] right but all the music that like my new [ __ ] is in my head i need to get in you know i'm saying i was in the studio recording but i need to get with a [ __ ] like you you know somebody who got a studio i need to make sure you like watch it so i can like at least get somewhere where i can get i need to get out right now so i can let you hear it bro i swear to god i laid out this i was like bro you literally just laid out everything you needed to me and i feel like you can just do that and he was like yeah but you know in my city we don't have that [ __ ] and i was like okay so you know i'm from tallahassee you know i don't live there anymore because they didn't have the [ __ ] i needed the reason i left is because they didn't have the [ __ ] that i needed i left my city when they didn't have the [ __ ] i'm sure your nigga's gonna be super mad but sometimes you got to let go of the hood if you want to do better preach i literally have no idea i can't remember i just know i met him at a college bar one time uh then he was in huntsville then he was like bro i'm a single father and i got six kids i can't just up and move and i'm like you [Laughter] what the [ __ ] is you doing you got six kids and all the mama's is gone that's a terrible dick you giving him these ladies i'm like bro i get it you want to be around your kids you mean tell me too baby you know like i'm not in the business of discouraging [ __ ] but i'm like bro you might be yeah single father [ __ ] kid you gotta leave that [ __ ] to [ __ ] alone you might be you might be you might be in a situation where you can't do but you gotta you gotta know what your situation is i get everybody as hopeful and i get everybody really wants to do this [ __ ] but your situation might not be ideal for what you're trying to do imagine being a father of six and your kids are like daddy did you find a job today nope but i did dmt pain and i don't even think like i know he's seen it it's a step forward but just not in the right direction like i guess you thought he was gonna hit you wasn't gonna hit him back and be like well i mean there's somebody i've been hitting for years like since i've known him i've been like he's been sending me videos and [ __ ] that he's doing i'm like you can pay for videos you can probably stop doing that and go grab a crib somewhere else look stop shooting videos bro like and who is this [ __ ] that's your videos a friend and [ __ ] like he gonna send him and then until you be like bro this is the one that's the one that i ain't outside you and i'll now when he see this he gonna know he can't do it he's gonna slap next dm gonna be like damn bro you could've just told him no i ain't you know i you know i'm not gonna say [ __ ] name but i'm just saying bro like you got to know when you're making excuses and when you're actually making moves you know what i'm saying if [ __ ] ain't moving as hard as you're working you saying i'm working hard every day you working hard every day and ain't nothing happened yet nothing you gotta you gotta figure it out bro yeah cause now it ain't about you no more now it's about them six joints you know it is saying this ain't true this ain't your [ __ ] no more god all you had to do was not stand up in it i know and it's hard it's hard ain't it i haven't six kids i don't have six years i ain't never had six i ain't even had six pieces of puss it's hard to not stand up in it but at some point you got to know that you got to have you got to save up for your kids man you might you might have [ __ ] yourself on this one yeah start hustling absolutely you got you got a little time before them kids get here to get the money game up man everybody get on the ground keep playing look we got to get the [ __ ] out of here man we really appreciate you coming through here i appreciate you all yeah 85 south show t-pain nav didn't tell eddie murphy them about me we out this [ __ ] [Applause] you low down now yellow down photographer bring the photographers please please by all means please michael jackson got the picture elvis presley yeah what the muhammad ali they're like they own that [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] don't you quit later look now i mean get in the picture come on man jesus christ bro that name up in the pig man there we go look i ain't even in your [ __ ] now put this on the ground thank you pray him up bro post that [ __ ] he like ran in the big bro he [ __ ] with the movie big brother we working we were here it's a movie bruh t-pain a fool man i hope that was a good episode man that was a great episode magnificent that's funny and [ __ ] man we turned up we go on the night shift man i might need to make me somebody got them snacks [Music] there you

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 180min 9sec (10809 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 11 2021