🔥🔥🔥The Hollywood Roast Session Live On Sunset Blvd w/ DC Young Fly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] J crews the crews show every 2 to 7 p.m. all Rio 92 3 on the count of three I'll shout out your city where you brought one two three but we might have to do that one at a time hold on hold on on the count of three shout out your city one two three [Applause] [Music] one two three [ __ ] let's go let's turn this [ __ ] up one two three hey real quick if you ain't gotta work tomorrow make some [ __ ] noise what time you celebrating a birthday this weekend make some [ __ ] noise let's go hey y'all real quick before before I go on we got a shout out gypsy hustle rest in peace Nipsey Hussle on top the marathon continue to fill me the eighties my show I had these brothers on the radio yesterday on real 92.3 man I couldn't stop laughing man seriously by the end of the interview out of other [ __ ] stomachache they have sold out Los Angeles you've seen them oh by the way really quick barlow 85 town show on all social media pull out your phone right now and follow 85 south show without your phone follow them right now he's not gonna win nothing but [ __ ] it they equalities follow those of my guys right there once again money to shake Cruz Cruz show real cute three every up to do two to seven here you've seen them all wallet now you've seen Carlos Miller all wallet now you see DC young fly wallet now for right now LA make some [ __ ] noise for Chico Oh [ __ ] this trip if we know Hollywood [ __ ] I tore it off the table but you told it up Hey I'd say cut it off I ain't come out here to rap yeah I was waiting on it one you're like damn I thought that [ __ ] was a great go old school what's up LA how y'all feeling y'all looking good in this [ __ ] I see they got the picnic chairs out for y'all to sit there good picnic chairs let's let you know us a [ __ ] event when they get the chance from a black wig and let you sit in LA man this is the hall with dreams and [ __ ] a made and crushed I cannot listen all y'all live in LA man I respect y'all y'all real gangsters cuz this [ __ ] out here is rough [ __ ] first of all I don't know how you [ __ ] figure out what to do with your hands and pitches out here I met the Fox Hills Mall [ __ ] taking the pitch I was like he's like neighborhood I'm like not fine picked it out oh yeah I don't know that about that chief yeah I got a hell of a homeless problem out here too this is the [ __ ] Golden State Warriors of homeless [ __ ] y'all got the greatest I'm at the gas station I walk out at home folks say hey you heard what happened like not what happened say you ain't heard what happened I said now what happens that you just gave me a dollar oh my god damn these [ __ ] are fishing out here widows first of all I gotta let you know salute the Roscoe's chicken and waffles you're not man I need to change the name of that [ __ ] to my skin toast Oh cousin ain't nothin but Mexicans an effort then given to Mexicans to credit they the ones frying the chicken in Roscoe's I salute to my Mexican that's why I'm glad my man 4pl salute all the Mexicans in the field and we love y'all man y'all don't get enough credit it took my mama 30 years to learn how to fry chicken that good job learn that [ __ ] immediately we got to warm up yeah [Music] keep going Oh time I say what's up with the harvesting Braves ain't got much to say but you got Abbas and Braves hey and your girl keeps telling me no you shouldn't know what and Bray's there okay let's move on I say what's up I don't know what your brace is is you white old message if you fax it so I'm just playing okay moving on down the line what's up ladies you're looking oh so fine if you give me a shot I promise I do yeah I say what's up with your white man behind you you probably own this [ __ ] don't you who are you cuz none of us trust you okay yeah my name is she Kobe but ladies and gentlemen make some noise for Miss to clean this [ __ ] yeah move it on down what's up big boy got your shirt button to the top so your titties will not try yeah we keep it laughs you already so shout out on the top side cheap ass [ __ ] I got some cheap ass [ __ ] you waited to the last day that's why you're sitting so damn far away yeah bout to get some respect I don't know I can see from all stage so first death let's play [Music] like Musiq Soulchild okay what's up all right that was a bit put that what's up what you made yeah all right is your recording [ __ ] record yeah all right hi this is [ __ ] right here that make this song Rock Lee what's your name phoebus thanks your goddamn name moving on okay what's up baby who is you yeah iPhones ain't brittle you got the breeze looking like a fresh pack of skin off what flavor is dead hey let me touch in the back damn you want to give me some [ __ ] I get the rest of your grace gone I say what's up you're going down I ain't playing it she go in this [ __ ] know what I'm saying yeah make some noise for the player keep it on to the stage [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] she thought [ __ ] yeah this is a defy I'll show an Express that you only go get right here so I'm about to do something real special this is myself and my brothers so what I'm about to do everybody in here put your hands up hey I'll put your hands up everybody in here put your hands up high I come on now put your hands up and if you 1/4 wide you got your hands up high and if you wonder why you got your ass up and if you one for white you got your hands up high cuz I'm about to bring up DC [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] what's your name yesterday also you ain't ready for met me to see what a pop alright now what you gonna do nothing you're gonna go to Home Depot [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] shut down what you do for live work for especially you work for especially [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay okay [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] too many [ __ ] I love y'all a but is she gonna be some [ __ ] you understand oh oh [ __ ] oh come on what do you stupid aunt Tracy [Music] [Music] we go oh they don't they don't swap [Music] where you come from they got a notepad in their time what you doing let me see what I do that's whose that's right break okay so you take down the brace okay you like the supervisor okay know what time it is Jana Jana see Chico Bing Yahoo see my crazy [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey hey what hey what I said magnificent get oh oh oh oh oh it's magnificent and ghetto can't you save them time my name is Louis and watch me kick this old school rap for all the ladies in the place with style and grace who got clean [ __ ] with no Bob so they faced you let me see how it tastes cousins oh so good it's like a dick like a [ __ ] clench it no I would I give a [ __ ] I pull up in there old school caddy I'm the [ __ ] that you cheat on your baby daddy win and you know that I'm the [ __ ] hey I broke your titty and squeeze on it my name is Rosie I talk to most [ __ ] in the place I like the girls who pee put big tits on my face hey because I'm host so hood what the [ __ ] y'all look to in Hollywood no I need more learning that I floral Spirit Airlines to get here almost dead it's they define sound show it's a podcast but [ __ ] who got a smoke a roach the role they play it's for white people who don't have no white friends shoutouts all the big girls but your legs regular size much loves all the [ __ ] who don't live nowhere you just spent the night a lot of places huh Hollywood a weird-ass place you think I was high as [ __ ] today think I got so high start thinking to myself I said self how much would they sell me a 99-cent Stoffel I was so much at $0.99 no pulse that's some [ __ ] to think about what man you sitting here like you don't approve like you about to call the police relax it's us okay they got waitresses no shame no wages she got on True Religions the ligands then look like jeans she own school she got the bed Burlington she got them at Berlin sir she got them at Burlington Coat Factory right next to the baby fat you see they went baby fat ladies is summertime quit bullshitting I'm trying to hide that stomach that stomach ain't going so well y'all like he'll look at crazies he'll trying to hide and stomach just deal with it doing stupid [ __ ] tucking the stomach independent stop doing that [ __ ] going pennies nice dump it then you walk around talking [ __ ] that blister clean I don't know take the stomach out let me see it with the stomach out as what's wrong with you now yeah it's too freaky two guys down forgiver I had the Wolverine a [ __ ] the other day yeah she gonna grab my ass and squeeze it real hard like I'm a bad [ __ ] I'm like don't you ever disrespect me like that again I don't know who you been tiller with but ain't these new freaky ass [ __ ] blows up at his father don't be squeezing on my I'm not with that new [ __ ] that's not even the most disrespectful [ __ ] she did she's gonna reach under my legs I opened my fans and scooped me down to bed don't scoop me down if you need me to scoot down and Smita scoot down what grown-ass man look out a little [ __ ] who been scooted down before they quiet you see I got quiet talk your [ __ ] load look at the big [ __ ] I wish the [ __ ] would try to scope me down chop their whole slop Lucas yeah y'all be careful out here in these streets well fellas I'm talking to you especially these new women forgives him these young [ __ ] ain't even drinking water just suck a dick and drinking Hennessy all day I don't know if this [ __ ] gonna last but isn't going down out here these women don't even respect us number girl go takes my phone the other day we'll your dick in hello I'm a person they want to dick you want what you need a back would do I look like a negative self backwoods I'm like but I don't how you gonna come in this [ __ ] with no pack would you tell this to a pastime show then so we make the podcast for [ __ ] who always need a back would you can't smoke meat in here anyway why you bad street we all these dispensaries I don't know which one comes [ __ ] don't you eat that hot dog with this gay pride money do bet that evening hot dog with look [ __ ] at the top see you eat that hot dog white shirt white sir I like the way he eats a hot dog hey Nev attorneys here to the fast my [ __ ] don't be out here eat hot dogs popsicles no cylinder shaped objects this is Hollywood you can't even eat french fries out this [ __ ] you gotta break your french fries up three fo pieces did you say come here I can't do that cuz the [ __ ] sit beside you looking like he wanna choke [ __ ] at you are you in here with somebody telling me to come in you are what I'm coming back there [ __ ] hello kill the music let me see something what I need to come back down [Applause] but what so I could take a picture you think I will interrupt this magnificent show to come take a picture with a [ __ ] with 32 brains on the run no if you don't leave me the [ __ ] alone all these bad [ __ ] in here I'm just supposed to stop and take a picture with somebody on TV what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] I came to Hollywood [ __ ] if you don't sit your ass down Gloria like I'm trying to [ __ ] a [ __ ] named Miss Debra oh oh oh this book that book the brothers pop open like a PC up oh no you should have called me last week I don't [ __ ] well older ladies no more y'all nasty older ladies this I'm [ __ ] with my old chick miss Barbara she did some [ __ ] turned me all the way over she was giving me some head and cleared her throat on my dick don't do that that's nasty why did you do that now I need a flu shot let's try to give me the measles [Applause] is going down oh yes the egg bro relax relax [Applause] alright relax bro this is a comedy show whose story you'll see you got what the [ __ ] so funny let me walk to the other side much love to you bro not the place to argue with you let me get the [ __ ] outta these things to address me let me give a hand to count you everybody [ __ ] push me reset you brought you back smiling see look at it maybe we might have just saved somebody like well yeah I came out here to do work for the community you I know you against them what took you do we need you out here my [ __ ] thank you brother you good man [ __ ] with you to tell them [ __ ] that should be with that I'm good people over there man but that's who - oh [ __ ] don't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] we came to let you install asleep lady don't want to get a goddamn hot dog come back you giggling in his seat I would be upset - how long you think I paid to get in the skate ring for nothing quit touching [ __ ] and how you look at the white people scared to laugh is everything okay are they gonna shoot each other should we leave oh my god I am terrified no what's up my plan didn't my [ __ ] right it is too freaky his handicap [ __ ] you ever meet [Applause] what's up black you [ __ ] paralyzed still be wearing rubber how the [ __ ] you gonna say Oh a heel and then my bro it's a little Samia but you might wanna rap out right you wanna paper every better ran three I don't know if you saved a little life easier we might have a look see see y'all guys see this [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] it's going tripleb right - oh but you see almost the confrontation and love in the school at school whoa what's this yeah this is what's up Hollywood that [ __ ] wanna keep on what's the Hollywood What's Eating [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] we never seen a Britney better make a wish I coming back there Crips back yeah that's what the princess [Music] [Applause] some rare items okay you win he was Kilis she got her son and all his friends Hey Baby how you doing fitness scoot up scoot scoot I've been to school I will [ __ ] you stop playing with me oh yeah that's real poker Hannes write down you got your she afraid of like scenery off the butter box the Land O'Lakes buy this real try [Music] that is real real bro you better kiss your mama she rub it on his back when up when the grown lady start rubbing on your back and saying [ __ ] like will you go come see me it's over wit my wall right here here in harbin hey whatta [ __ ] you it come on yeah she can t see a stupid ad Boyce are you turning around don't man but this on your bed for him oh that's your sister you shut out there by the table what y'all do Oh on the shower [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] turn the music off serious business hey fellas grow man you remember when you was 20 you can [ __ ] all night you mention a lot of men came [ __ ] all night no more if you want to go back to the days where you can [ __ ] me I know the people that blue shoot coming they have given me a promo code so me and my partner skin goddamn go get the blue chill pills and [ __ ] these women all night long because that's what they want these days go to blue to.com me use the code 85 south show and get you a discount on your chewable blue shoe calm pills because they good and they get making me get hard harder and I said that nobody is lagging in that department but I'm saying if you wanna hit it with the rock hit her with the [ __ ] rock go to blue shoe calm use the promo code 85 something now I'm not saying that this is fda-approved on nothing but you experiment with [ __ ] all the time why wouldn't you want to experiment with blue to dive color look and you have problems getting it up here's what you need to go get you some and go get you some wood [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so - what's that oh no no you gotta turn the wrong way aha honk honk for - aah let's go he's got to call the hutch in come in come in we'd love to put titties on the map right here so you said knows what 4000 BC D is for QRS TUV - Kip H snail oh let me do it again and what side you're you a triple L oh yeah how you stop in ages [Applause] simple left main emphasis a shirt holding them titties up you know where she got her cities a flat on a hammock she didn't took a hammer and scoop their titties up in a hammock that's all okay all right those are big our emphasis go eight proper age titties shout out to all the stuff back with them all tennis no matter what size they are even if they are a - even if you have our eight - being a security guard in the dog [Music] security went to six plays 20 times yeah we found on all right I'll be back yeah we know for the first one ma'am we got to get the second one started it took three days to get these hurt when she got in the backyard oh yes I'm gonna pack all of this creative bring that ass here she got she puts flow number-one fan pen finishing eco she puts [ __ ] lotion on the back of mine I must have been Ashley last time she's seen me she does disrespected the [ __ ] I'll be where would you like to go in the middle one [ __ ] lotion [ __ ] was all she gave me like he was seasoned the chicken at Popeye's all day you live right now in the middle milk I know my little one looking like that she really came up don't watch the episode we was in and she walked up she never [Applause] [Laughter] sent me a bill for real I wonder what else she could do Riley sucker pull it out of jam done and she can suck up she gotta get so you know they can do - oh she picked that [ __ ] oh baby like a cannibal you know what's crazy brush hey you know it's crazy - crazy party that's a unique part of being a man like being a man we get sexually harassed all the time I'm in that ladder doing the show this lady walked up with her husband grabbed my dick it was like wait it wasn't a boomerang let me do it again and you know what she got she got a boomerang cuz I couldn't what can you do you just get your dick grab but if I was to walk on be like anchor he was funny he's [ __ ] beware that plus it one time I am going to jail and I'm gonna get jumped and ain't nobody gonna help ya I had an old lady touch me she touched she touched me and she choked me at the same time I couldn't do nothing she's like like okay Emily last weekend and my show three big girls had me in the corner while I was taking pistol what you bout to do after this they were like me doing like that I couldn't do nothing because it was Elfa steps everywhere and he did it out good Bhushan I felt always trying to pressing up on Mouse that's my joke all about three bigger Oh who gonna bite me fern salute the big girls - man y'all take the effort to do the things that these pretty women think they do good yes yes she's know how to do all types of [ __ ] she in there making some roasted now ladies you like Daddy I made a skittle Craig is gonna be gonna love me girl Oh nobody protect you like right now like a big woman the head on salt off that is the [ __ ] i'm sautéeing on with them little pack titties they're litera to hang out the brown oh my god I love a good piece of pig I like I like that look instant flat like that expert like como when she lay on you you too [Laughter] yeah [Applause] who treated [ __ ] been a big women us getting win big win big women skinny women to take the skinny one fly fly skinny women to she like that girl with their Jordan to Resnick I'm being one-mile but they could take a picture yeah you and you know she hit hard cuz they skinny and they got bones right by they skin she to break your skin she punch you in the face I like being with a bit women they ain't they company be low so in like when they get it maybe like some big women appreciate they love being here look at her like this way wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait wait you know be sure yo man shut up I don't want to come to the company shows hey you know they're in a relationship it's negative Sachin with snacks in it that's what a pic woman think he got when I told him in in business by the way one hand look she got a pack of Skittles M&Ms look they were six dollars she's so they know we need a new dress like your aunty boyfriend here not a play space yoga stay up long as you want to but turn the tv down TV room try some chicken in there if you're hungry eat i'll hippo wheel chair [ __ ] running over everybody feed that's my guy that nigga's a real big social security one ready get his role on look love them right there they love me McLovin McLovin there you go secure parking light maybe they don't need a [ __ ] in here with a red shirt than here good does it go up there to the top he only he don't even know he in danger when they're insert that thing as well they tried to switch parking lot colors neutral yellow from evening I really got roads and [ __ ] like rho1 rho2 this [ __ ] feel like a banquet right that's my say nobody get no trophy but I'm glad that confrontation guy handle that you handle that the right way lowest win LA conversation different our way that gang banking [ __ ] is real out here it is not a game like I say I watch this I watch this YouTube channel called can make videos right and can't Mac interview all the old Jesus [ __ ] from LA he got you know interview dudes from all different sets man yah take that that [ __ ] is not a game ready don't shoot at me make a chill I'm on your side be like [ __ ] I'm ready Nick now you [ __ ] around with these la [ __ ] now you standing at the front of the car like to make all boys [Applause] how do I do it title- Roscoe come on let's go to Doolin's let's go to Roscoe hey overfeed doing that [ __ ] Nick words fish alright I'll be like no that's what you get what dude is it man doula got the pin from telling you bye you gotta go to all know but I've been all three of them [ __ ] yes sir which one is the best all alone me no matter Manchester Christian I don't know photo mid now you just gotta write what you see all the way no don't just read Oh doing yeah because all of us those are the same because that one on Pico is the best I always pull up on the illegal immigrants who got the taco truck oh [ __ ] that right there [ __ ] don't even posed to be here bringing make it you eat shitty bill you like take a baby a taco and squeeze some lamb that's delicious is [ __ ] ain't no I like lamb oh my god damn taco we gonna [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this man he can't even talk back to eat eat yes yes how much do I owe you I didn't even pay for that [ __ ] like you go you go I will put legs on [ __ ] right I got a bag of oranges they're so goddamn good with weird orange juice in it I don't know how I get this [ __ ] home about the mini how about the man he's got damn bag of oranges back to Atlanta I don't know how I'm gonna get this fruit can't you bug the [ __ ] in a stop sign that's a good plan that was so good and sweet luck all this [ __ ] up and I was like oh and the juice is running down a [ __ ] cheetah I ain't gonna wipe that [ __ ] I'm finish take a back in traffic I pick strawberries so good and delicious turn your finger ring I was look at this fruit fruit that was the past night I got a rapid Mexico they got real fruit over their shoes delicious we respect that the caught the real culture and laid lightweight and of week three makers that identitaire Hollywood shear we were going through the hill alone ain't say [ __ ] what I said y'all may salute all the paupers in LA - man all the [ __ ] that cut here your car hey hey y'all stop with the [ __ ] I went to go get my hair cut the last time I was in LA [ __ ] was brushing my [ __ ] I'm like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is you question my self sustained my [ __ ] up there this [ __ ] on my [ __ ] like this low you bet he'll [ __ ] bleed like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you doing oh no you know baby tell me [ __ ] tender what what the [ __ ] is a celebrity powerful [ __ ] go around overcharging [ __ ] he think that money hey oh say that Twitter dolla [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong with you you know you're no good I said I guess not [ __ ] I wear head every day for the rest of my life you hear me go I went to the barbershop with a ball hit that [ __ ] landed my beard and told me I owed him $80 what yeah cuz he had a warm town ain't nobody actually putting up then what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] right hey bruh lean back I'm not leaning back hey go leave me back bruh now you got me leaning back in the chill DC gotta be it hold up take a hold up [ __ ] tone I'm boys I'm I'm showing the trick so I'm a tree wow wow you in the game and I can dance with it Oh luli not too many stems coming not too many steps that's the thing man the barbershop is such a special place in the black community man some of you [ __ ] is getting out of hand look if you [ __ ] my [ __ ] up just be honest about the fact - [ __ ] my [ __ ] up don't back all the way up to the back of the barbershop act like that's gonna make it fixed [Applause] Hey okay don't [ __ ] touch me hey all the barbers in the building if you cut the [ __ ] with the bumps in the back there's a it and a and you saw me waiting [ __ ] I need to see you clean them Clippers grow whatever that spray is don't use them but look at all the leaves with the bumps in the back you shouldn't try to cut yourself you use that straight razor now you need surgery that [ __ ] ain't never coming undone you gotta go see dr. pimple problems you gotta put you on them steroid you gotta use that medicated shampoo stop wearing the Hat cuz the moisture making it worse think I got that Nestle Crunch on the back of your sit bones nasty is hell and you can fit it to you look at all the women y'all stop shaving your coochie - you go ahead dude playing their little raise the part talk your talk color well you know I almost crush you push the little ball so deep don't three little balls right that yeah right now no stop show me your [ __ ] with a razor man that [ __ ] little eye right here [Music] I'll cut the lights I'm gonna see that black women meet increase raises at night for y'all [ __ ] lead them straight raises alone does it look good on the shade but to grow back be a mother [ __ ] it look like you got crayon on your [ __ ] you like oh just turn the puss I know that should be growing back before they get finish big Kootenai be [ __ ] up I don't know what happy meet you know and [ __ ] let's look like Sammy Davis jr. mouth all right there yeah welcome to the flushing yeah [ __ ] supposed to have hair on it it just look thanks for the head no hair in it long as we got no hair in it look at her clapping that's right dreadlock I know you look like ladies don't ever be insecure about your woods that they are beautiful even if they got the long lips right but if they do get the lips I'm gonna talk [ __ ] before I eat it why the long face little fella [Applause] kiss back I just saw this video Instagram together don't do this stop touching you sale you ain't got titties [ __ ] you ain't got titties these because they need normal no motors and walk around with everything and that's the thing la is the home of like I didn't see so much of that [ __ ] out here this weekend since I've been here Big O single PC it's [ __ ] up cuz they get all ants but wouldn't fit in you know legs I plant ants fat as a [ __ ] layers look like windshield wipers you like baby girl you gonna tell your ACL [ __ ] around that picker ass you gonna be out for the whole season like Katie if you'll get that that damn ass reduced your ass is inflated here what is wrong with it women man let me fellas make some noise if you still [ __ ] with real ass oh now all the fellas that [ __ ] what's fake ass make some noise I do too [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't stop hey you [ __ ] is legendary that [ __ ] got to feel like this couch seat you need never look like you got a [ __ ] real baby okay meanwhile think I know what what I hear in this head is me and that's the thing about it ain't nothing wrong with a look you only booty one so tight they feel bad about [ __ ] a girl with a little ants til she get up and walk to the bathroom you see that mr. burns [Applause] and that's the thank God and make it that way it's tough being a mangas we're handing out of that [ __ ] ain't no Steve Urkel machine we can go step in and step out stephane [ __ ] I'm a five-foot seven big head bigger till the day I die I can't go nowhere yes I do and it's gonna be their way till I go but ladies if whatever God gave you somebody love it all right ain't today listen all the women with the big titties you ain't supposed to have a fat ass that ain't where I made it all the women with the fat ass got look titties and all the women with the big titties got to got their blue ass that's because god be knowing he'd be like nope if I give a fat ancestor big titties ain't nobody gonna be able to tell it that right nope you have a both the combinations with Prince tank Oh Oh we'll never trust that yeah oh [ __ ] smell like in the morning [ __ ] yeah was the clock business in the morning you ever you ever have a girl breast think so baby like baby something like you ate your lipstick before you left the house goodness gracious today takes me to love I was [ __ ] with this girl she had them braids I guess the breeze had got rained on brother [ __ ] oh they spiked reduce wheezing ain't no it was the brain was in Nakano and we you guys thanks and they I have matter blooded she looked up in the pizza cane Oh make a detour that we do strip glutes bridge she smelled like suits when they get wet that's all you got to do is stop letting the internet in society influence you man do what you [ __ ] you supposed to do and I get not are you judgmental [ __ ] didn't change your life and they everybody lip decision if you were vegan now cool but ain't nothing wrong with ribs and they can leave my [ __ ] alone right great [ __ ] way too far I'm backstage smoking a blunt [ __ ] black apron is that blood pee I'm like get your plus work for me I was smoking healthy weed thing I was like [ __ ] you it sweet mama listen [ __ ] describing the meeting [ __ ] are the impossible burger though some [ __ ] ain't meat but it looked like me it tastes like meat and feel like me I said make it sound like you describing the dildo I don't want none look at ain't no dick but it's gonna feel just like it when I put it up in ya Garrity that's me ain't no such thing at no fake a meat make it meet me what is it we know what she can do make [ __ ] fat what the foot winter with the vegan way right right right the vegans establish it under you you see how quite eager we're late it's the best place the door because I know I can let the up they had a wheatgrass shot this morning trying to clean your what I didn't say can't [ __ ] in your body I'm just saying I just don't get have [ __ ] do all this cocaine it don't eat me [ __ ] get a fat ass can start working out this chicken coach the cocaine gonna kill you [ __ ] we don't from out of town don't mind me and she hit home on you there look at everybody in a driver that's what I'm saying that it's okay to change your life but listen everybody they like you oh you are are you a father no key you got to happy Father's Day to all the fathers with you in the building if you do too ma'am he married his baby mama cuz they've been married a year but they got two kids you can't have two kids in one year that [ __ ] energy he just looked at him like [ __ ] your chance to push it you won't get married put it on there baby show house anyway time out the judges hit that lackluster response for Father's Day [ __ ] don't care about do it again right you're heard happy belated Father's Day to all the photos oh [ __ ] it's all the real [ __ ] they did pull out left it in now Bojo kids so purpose spent on your test tubes we yeah yeah right yeah ain't no accidental shootings over here we did we make our kids on purpose that it was drawn is watch this happy belated Mother's Day to all the beautiful mothers of the girls leave it y'all pretty to go they get they time and it get every day this is our time it's rough man back to the Viggen have a part of that yeah yeah yeah come on fellows Street ski that's the new Father's Day Father's Day walking in the park a lot like ski from now all fellas that's the new [ __ ] whenever you see a double black may play a proper you got kids yeah happy Father's Day [ __ ] Stewie [ __ ] you man man we got a do one for Father's Day but not not the one who dare beat them their pee pads make it hard for the real [ __ ] that take care of their kids cuz it's women agree with each other easier than [ __ ] it's easy and it got therapy like that [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] yeah meanwhile you got it make it a tear [ __ ] sitting right beside you what about me oh not you that other [ __ ] [ __ ] in here for it not to be it's a couple take care you take care you kid and [ __ ] Micro to be a millionaire it's some big BC oh she's a horse look at [ __ ] we got a reality that's you I mean that many of them to any past I'm sure don't bring out the type of [ __ ] but it's 1 or 2 hit me they can take a single chance Outlook 20/20 gonna do [ __ ] 28 Oh hey listen this is this is how you can know if you at their feet they're if you're infinite if you're if your baby mama got to pay you to watch your own kids [ __ ] you ain't [ __ ] look my I supposed to go to the bulb and look I got $30 for I break them over in here I'll [ __ ] with this the real sad if you would there be damned if you call your kids and you make a promise and be like I'm the dude ain't coming today I'm coming tomorrow but you see it there last time you see that just everything with that what a baby bad it was like social group associate studied to do make some noise if you grew up without your father lot of y'all [ __ ] girl says father day without your father put you through what it [ __ ] was dad now those are the people who are foreigners childhood cuz you might just ran by the liquor store one day your mom be like they go your damn daddy stop the car let me go talk to Daddy give me $20 so she'll believe in you told you he was [ __ ] MA he gave me 20 then your mama crush your spirit what the [ __ ] is $20 get you smack $20 is what you said you did this more that's our money cuz being a father is such an important role in the life man been a daddy so important like that [ __ ] me some I went to my daughter graduated from fifth grade right and she ain't know I was there and she got on stage he's probably following directions she said she's seen me in the back see me and had to put her award over her face did not laugh as soon as she got off stage she's sitting right in the front she supposed to walk back to her seat that [ __ ] see I was like I'm the greatest [ __ ] alive that's the best feeling because your kids especially no matter if you got a son or a daughter man your kids gotta fall in love with you first as a father through the world don't get to data was a real [ __ ] man anyway it's a lot of [ __ ] to deal with couldn't you know i tenkan to the game but he was so what [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I had to face the fact hey babe that's weird oh that's real is what it is where you told that beautiful a story I just discovered a lot about my son it ain't no good [ __ ] wow I'm in his room and she cuz as a paper Parenthood no you gotta go in there and check on the mirror nine-day mission ain't had no weapons and [ __ ] I'm going my son back back me I find a ziploc bag full of purple kool-aid you sneaking at school sell kool-aid oh that's so great dude that is not a good thing because you know what come at the kool-aid negative eventually turns in here in cocaine no here coach don't you know why don't you know why I don't turn into that cuz you there and you his father [ __ ] and you want to steer him in the right direction to keep him from selling so much kool-aid I knew he was selling the [ __ ] had over two ounces of kool-aid and they got their back now if he would've got caught in school with that that's an automatic suspension cuz it's more than out Hey as they fathers man that listen that's why we get so upset that we all get to live on father's day because we if we really did we know how important work that we shout out to somebody who is a special group of people in here right now who think that I don't know much love to all the baby mamas this lucky baby data and look he's a puss on Father's Day yeah it ain't like but I know a few of y'all did you don't like the [ __ ] put y'all you see little loopy Louis I think we found her she lay she over here right there it's some good baby mamas out there this feel fine [ __ ] attractive just cuz a [ __ ] owe you 13,000 in back child support don't mean that the digging still good don't wave it off just cuz you and your baby daddy don't have a good relationship look at them people over there clamp that touch dead lady's spirit what this [ __ ] in the back out his hands on four weapon because he got solution for Father's Day all congratulations brother that's what it is you know that [ __ ] excited get these eco thinkin it was the bad from home damn yeah you must have one of real chalk owns aah oh my goodness and she got the salt arms tune-up I'm I'm [ __ ] around and walk over there and suck one of them back titties cheat now I don't know about her she okay she's throwing her hands up like my man that was about to fight no dude what - with your hands though I know the terrain of it [Music] beautiful yeah just listen you know how good your blue oh yeah you my [ __ ] he said me and they look like their top man logo the good yellow to quit big initiative man up over their name how you doing miss lady back there screaming my name what's your name she says she have you tal oh she knows I wonder what that mean she me - what does that mean baby it means she's gonna throw her hands up [Music] what's he gonna do - Carlos if you get the chance she say she gon suck your dick she says she gonna suck your dick if you give her a shot she's a she gon suck your dick oh [ __ ] she say she go I'm really flattered Accord Sedan lady she say black dicks matter how might this go splatter she scream any holiday she wanna get down she says she wanna suck a black dick till they turn light brown up like wow show me the trick if she'll jump up and show it start requesting something I can't do it now - stingy my dick don't like strangers that bigger a friendly and plus she probably be sorry and ain't trying to get though head and she give it a consent but she says she's all suck your dick hey she say she's gonna suck yo Dee man I think about she says she gon suck your dick she says she oh you mean these people right in front of the veep she say she goes up you're happy right here just in front of these people that's what she's changed 30 replay listen nobody she say she won't eat you right she says she won't suck your pipe she won't up the neck all night she says she won't get you right good who like to do that thing that we talked about oh I mean like baby use your hands baby baby I sound like I can leave me alone because you don't freaking don't eat [ __ ] publicly I eat the [ __ ] speaking okay keep it going don't stop the flow we eat [ __ ] on this show just to let you know and you already know that is not with the bad [ __ ] eat the [ __ ] you gonna make me a sandwich guaranteed but I'm hungry is neo like the [ __ ] on the clip cuz we don't need to worry about none of that other [ __ ] and I'm straight from the silk sometimes I'm playing with us just be knowing on a [ __ ] little I love boy sloppy note the Buddhist yeah because you know that I've grown real [ __ ] in the bill to eat the [ __ ] with the lights on yeah we got to see that [ __ ] yeah you got to see that point hold on something like he'll check on BC yeah he got the bubble guts that's a place was he was saying go eat it don't eat up there yeah look at mama with the shower paradorn stood up off the [ __ ] yes Lord Mike on the grown women was it tastes like green beans [Applause] ladies who smoked hookah don't nobody want to eat your [ __ ] your [ __ ] tastes like volcano dust [ __ ] it [ __ ] cookout charcoal it'd be funnier to see that nigga's smoking a hookah [ __ ] be gangsta to the [ __ ] that [ __ ] you got to pull hard to the [ __ ] on that goddamn tip [ __ ] just never understood why gangster [ __ ] wanna be in the club launch strawberry smoke over here buddy the ladies knew y'all y'all [ __ ] with the hookah like if you walk it to the club to see it [ __ ] guy who can this section is that gonna make you be like club hurt overheard some business about to go to a [ __ ] sex like Beach they got bottles and Hoka over there I'll [ __ ] you stomp out they love hookah shut out all the ladies in here that still smoke Newports ha salute er and the real gangsta [ __ ] is on probation for aggravated assault felony assault me Brothers in laugh-in so we got everybody we live on the Sunset Strip this is with Richard Pryor recorded live on the Sunset Strip man and we ain't here we're here with all these beautiful people in here with us man this is love Oh different the real la is here the gangsta's is here yes is here why do they hit looking like the share the white do with all of the weed in the whole building is he's like no not me guy who you here with why do your son yes I did you know what you was coming to you just said [ __ ] it nah he came he said what he looked us up on and in low your got-damn know you're not going by yourself you're not gonna be in there with all those guys without me you're Mike goddamn son see how important fathers is his white man is scared in a [ __ ] life but not my son tonight going myself we're gonna make sure you're safe you think happens I got my [ __ ] sandals on you know what that means you know what the [ __ ] that means I got nine one doubt already but it make a move the house the code word is panda bear get it cuz it's black and white and we're white in there black look at my man yeah no that's what it is you probably a real G that's really your father he was there the whole time that [ __ ] what that say on your shirt us MC oh [ __ ] Marie Susie yeah yeah yeah that mother I mean you know how to swim that mean you got you got it like a 30% of the audience beat already why cuz I know I can't who can swim [ __ ] make some noise we can swim some of y'all I like a black people definition of swimming is different [ __ ] long as you don't drown you swim that's how they drilled oh [ __ ] you so man leave you feel okay you stay alive to somebody to get there [ __ ] you me I'm not just about to jump in eternal laps if that's what the [ __ ] you ask but if some [ __ ] happened I'm gonna come back [ __ ] you talking about who don't know how to swim [Music] [ __ ] y'all scared [ __ ] with no booze what we grew up exactly what the [ __ ] we did all this swimming that we have [ __ ] we barely had bikes my cousin had a bike with a lot more wheel on the front [ __ ] you talking about hey it's some childhood [ __ ] you just don't learn is this some childhood like I don't know how to tell time on a watch [ __ ] ask me what time it is I'm gonna be like oh but my phone it uh I don't know what time it is my head time for that [ __ ] it's a lot of [ __ ] I know we already talked about the fact I don't know how to play spades [ __ ] y'all tuned in they don't care least I told you that's how I learned cuz I lied and said I know how to play one time and we got irony twice No and then they did us greasy and that was the last time I ever play spades it's a real [ __ ] you heard the reaction I don't play cards in the most space almost broke my family how mangy and my uncle playing spades together she couldn't got them Club they got oh my god why space so serious in the black community it's a card game [ __ ] be mad more than a card game especially when you up you get to talk [ __ ] you get to talk [ __ ] [ __ ] and y'all got us over here playing constantly looking at house my name auntie you got no [ __ ] nights in this [ __ ] I like to keep going I keep going I know what you want to do what you want to do man ain't even ever coming back over this [ __ ] is when you talk big [ __ ] when you up me the melenz full cards that let you know if the people really [ __ ] with you or not then last oh that's what she get real that last poem what happened is a [ __ ] the whole game now when you see him off like a look down I go hey hey stop talking across the boy ain't nobody said [ __ ] and that's the thing [ __ ] gotta speak Russian you ready for them last okay you got the big Joker and the little Joker oh my god you can't wait another two cards something don't wanna take some decent cards till you might get one up being this when you start talkin [ __ ] you on your land 300 how many we need partner that's what I'm saying lows a space for a space partner B y'all many [ __ ] be a tag team man [ __ ] hold up let me tell you how serious our space pioneers in a black community okay [ __ ] if you if you [ __ ] around and find you a partner and y'all weird [ __ ] that's your partner - y'all lose until you lookin at did you catch they don't play with nobody else y'all wanna play how long way to my partner finish eating okay what let me ask you this question has a [ __ ] don't know how to play spades what's the coldest [ __ ] you ever done in a space game [ __ ] the coldest [ __ ] I have a gun in a space game [ __ ] I got nine books by myself damn what does that mean is that hard to do [ __ ] [ __ ] that is some legendary [ __ ] how did you manage to get nine books by yourself being at one time we ran to Boston's in a row damn hey white man you know the place baby you're blacker than me goddamnit thanks man appreciate me then white man is do a whole lot of hood [ __ ] is not his first night too comfortable you see how a lady back kick in his flip-flops office [ __ ] no these guys are cool bro they say yeah then white man do that you say yeah you guys are straight yep huh you're from Alabama tell me you come up here from Alabama goddammit they probably drove the whole way up here what you drive a Chevy Larry Ford truck you drove a birthday if one piece dammit I had to come all the way up where to see you I knew I'd see you again you man we bet that $17 on that Alabama football game you got that you didn't pay me welcome back 92 a.m. rebel radio hey hey hey man I just won't give you congratulations on your new truck man it's beautiful the way you set them them on get you man I'm just leaving me talking to someone from the motherland of Alabama you just be still wait a minute man your [ __ ] man now listen here but you want me to kick your ass i whooped your ass from here to mississippi you ain't gonna do a goddamn thought listen here don't start with me yeah he got to go to the bathroom he hate them got their things you might make I get right now I believe his shitty I believe I believe he's done [ __ ] but he can't finish white man you ever [ __ ] can't finish wiping after seven wipes your ass is still greasy shouldn'ta put those goddamn limes on that taco you gonna bleed now your there he is we were just talking about you boy what happened yeah we David [ __ ] cuz you're walking light on your feet you seen hos he was walking like boys how long were you holding it up here hey I need that I had a [ __ ] cookie the cream shake from chick-fil-a I don't need no the whole time up here I'm sweating I'm trying to hold this city and I'm like boy you turn to ash the cookies and cream a touch it look I tried to walk all over you is about it time lady no will you wait - we would like what the [ __ ] like Oh what you drinking bingo gin jail boy taking medicine yes he's sick sick bay by through all that [ __ ] oh you Earl oh yeah I do this look at my back within a cylinder real you'll be out of public and [ __ ] a little bit and had to throw your drawers away in Tibet yeah I'll take that one [ __ ] man you gotta leave man and kick him up on the other star like never here strong ha that's when somebody come in you like oh [ __ ] got a pink pants you walk-in toward evening [ __ ] what a shoal is that you ain't got no drawers on throwing up is the worst that's why I flat out drink no more that Earl whoo boy you feel a comment Oh Oh [ __ ] when you got a hangover you be looking for that [ __ ] I'm like that's the method right there stick your Freight out and [ __ ] about you Joe [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah Earl goes run by b.i they give him a 10-minute number Noah run you know back don't move too much knee down a little bit you know how you when you coming back no you not yeah Hennessy throw up the words - boy look look look everybody went through it that my boy because if they creep up on you you don't know what's coming you'll be doing the talk yeah thinking you already don't we have a white bear about a five it is [Laughter] [Applause] then you get there and it don't come out you know you two had them wings earlier to try to soak the [ __ ] up cuz that's what you think you're exposing who you raise some [ __ ] you they ate four wings and Roscoe's for you went to the club now you ain't thinkin you straight that [ __ ] that crap that point you got drinks water you know throw up your you ain't got no liquid to bring that [ __ ] up you got drink that water the water gonna go get it go by hold up I'll be right back you need the other words though when you grow up and you drunk all over again the drug and the Hennessy is the worst of them all man cuz when because you could cuz we immune to Hennessy a little bit as [ __ ] like you on the way here on the way in yeah and that's the thing once you get used to that burn that first two shots burn like a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] boo boo you take that second one bout and that burn go away now you the drunk man shots and Hennessy you and that [ __ ] you a hole [ __ ] real and fish give a full bottle you little bang old if I like that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there no real [ __ ] rough I like that [ __ ] though she think man you see your city girl yes [ __ ] them [ __ ] a bra been you know a birthday cake come on we gotta go leave us man [Music] well you him they waiting for this bright for away they waiting for us let's go what bro the [ __ ] are ready to get back now that's what I was about the saber on foot but not that for cougar puss all right now tied up right now that is baby mama oh seven ultimate [ __ ] right though that's the oh seven awesome but a gray one with the club seats tranmission old check engine the trunk open the brake lights windshield wipers need some fluid if it's almost out of gas so much old you can land a plane with her [ __ ] what came full with it Oh see safety [ __ ] cuz Russia where you got a truck that's the Hennessy man a Hennessy bring it out you look look go free that's why she put her hand over my only quote be no look it's some about I don't see a very unique individual ball game in a bit well no use over there kicking in like a killer be doing a man yeah I gotta understand it's one the greatest battle rappers to ever live right here then [ __ ] be Santa oh boy oh boy big aggressive [ __ ] there's like you already know what time it is what I got the flicky on me now okay silence on the tip so when I shoot it don't make a sound you already know when it come to this [ __ ] I'm not going clown kill your whole family oh I'm ready listen Don Juan DeMarco [ __ ] like that [ __ ] like that [ __ ] like that listen listen listen listen I'm trying to stay encouraged and stop oh I'll say I know it's three oh yeah oh oh but I've been a punched one of y'all and got mouth yeah I got a chocolate a tan if y'all look it's in a hole 85 oh okay okay timeout DC tell my DC timeout DC listen here man you already know off the dome I'm ready to go round for round shoot your whole team up they call your mom and be like it suppose me now oh talk about the bookie trying to say Chico is 85 self show Tokyo see we bring it 85 guns to shoot 85 [ __ ] is gonna be 85 miles missin 85 Sun Oh hold up let me go ahead and save my ball don't bother no when it comes to the when it comes to the freestyles we come with the heat it is girl did say Happy Father's Day he should have never tried us like there he know who the [ __ ] he was dealing with [ __ ] we do a little bit of everything battle resting right R&B songs I did some choreography for water kanye videos what more was there part will he be like the first time I'm a fool at porn I bust this [ __ ] out into oh it is sold it oh it's nice motion shows everything doing this stupid and [ __ ] again everybody got one move they go to it don't matter if you can't answer you can't dance [ __ ] you got there one thing you could do my [ __ ] has got to keep us stupid and dance on dick you could do that anything gospel music everybody know you hit the best dances where you by yourself waiting on you got damn food to heat up you - Oh [ __ ] man so let you fool about the be done on these [ __ ] business real real good as [ __ ] cuz the real good good [ __ ] yeah and when you cooking - that's when you get it in - we just a big well you know you're making your special to need physical well she tasty oh when she taste deep ain't dance cause a a oh no not a cool yeah no no I know the damn you heat up buddy oh [ __ ] we got Pete in DC you got a pass oh listen Lou every [ __ ] had got this dance for this situation bro when she called it a she on the way you got the food but you will do do if you keep doing a loosely police no my [ __ ] don't I understand what you said earlier that we really flew like the reason why we do all this [ __ ] we do because we be fans and [ __ ] like we're not afraid to like what we like most [ __ ] be scared to show each other love it's alright hey to [ __ ] with each other if you'd like it if you license she'd say man I [ __ ] with you machine it's ok like I [ __ ] with your jersey dress me too she is repet team Jordan is a sock she got her tube top unlike her she got them strong a jersey dress that is not a dress you been doing push-ups or somehow your arms get so strong see all the cash you see all the weights rock now picking up their produce [Applause] you wanna back [Laughter] [Applause] so you don't wanna go help area by the cash here yeah I know what's wrong here we go I know she all the way drunk now she all the way then go out and I was the prey species you hang up I love you love me you know everybody see Thank You Santa Claus that's the best thing you can do when a person drunk is just support them real quick always support or whatever they want hey I love you know you too baby yell are you baby keep loving alright she gonna be crying in a minute for those three second looks you know lots of train of thought yeah ma'am ma'am you look like you're not she telling us to see daddy cry see we got ya did you know this [ __ ] was gonna happen when you left the house and look like we're in school suspension if she got explained like she gotta explain to the class why you tell everybody why you're in trouble [Music] min later go sit down she don't know what she ain't she don't go back to the see my type that came from a stone and don't make her argue DC cuz she is gonna stay here prove her point I don't like that I'm in California gotta find out [ __ ] you're crazy ABCD Hey look look she's going there because she's doing the land with it rock with it because that's you know she dressed like she was supposed to be in that video maybe that way that is the NBC empty that's how she got the dress on with a rock with a video she harmless dim the ones is how you know she mean all well she just twisted ABC bro yo da oh oh she had no drawers on that's please don't let her show please don't know I'm talking about the girl that was in front of go look at all dem new tights you only see [ __ ] like this at 85 sounds yo this is the only place were comfortable enough to beat themselves get lippy turn up I'll be you can't no dad she gotta be catching over you think she gonna be whipping [ __ ] grande hearted puppets ah where these [ __ ] better move and she sees rs40 she might got a prank outside she would [ __ ] y'all [Applause] now she'll wanting to move away you got a whole scooter out there y'all can kiss my bum [ __ ] you know to never be a little discreet dude everybody follow and nobody hit you all right y'all excited about you BT weekend that late y'all excited y'all gonna turn up yeah y'all gonna turn up ready to get overcharged you bout to be paying triple what you paid to park last week [ __ ] is going down a hundred fifty she pays you Church $150 to block your car [ __ ] if I pay $150 to park my car is my spot till next BT Awards [ __ ] up they might ride through this [ __ ] in June of next year I'd better say [ __ ] they need some new pope they need some parking spaces they do you ever be on a late-night mission for him she called you over there you out here and then she call you on a late-night mission you get over there to the career of it you can't even find know where the park needs you have to go home yeah roll around here the road to block 1810 man [ __ ] it we need a yesterday lows looking for a build and rolled around 40 does I'm following him picking we lost he called me April I'm trying to find a parking spot I'm like Oh bigger sometimes you gotta get out Mitchell didn't say shake it up shake it up shake it out [ __ ] you hey what you doing she ain't that's a parking spot you look it you ever get so frustrated like wait when you needed a park you couldn't find that [ __ ] and then when you leave all the parking spots open yeah you just be looking like how to park this [ __ ] anyway [ __ ] I got out May guys see them up for the park sign them up said no pocket from samne seeks and seek to self that was that's what confused you to sign the you oppose I'd like them to see how you do that seven to six six to seven so we can plug and I would know this video [ __ ] [ __ ] get a yoke up then the signs be having three sides parking this way two hours walking this way no parking parking this way no pop test you put a sign up they say keep moving beach right it's there's some [ __ ] about LA I don't understand but stupid air traffic everybody and Trevor had in a month look cuz you know the traffic they're just moving in a dumb and speed how to [ __ ] all the traffic moving at seventeen miles out everybody doing seven ancient looking at each other car la is one of the places where your get hurt hurt your feelings LA traffic you pull up somewhere there's two miles away you pull up your GPS your [ __ ] on his period that [ __ ] rare from start to finish you like damn that's traffic in the red I know the Google Maps only stupid [ __ ] miles it's gonna take you an hour and 30 minutes you like [ __ ] it I don't need to go to the hospital I'm good you look at that goddamn GPS that [ __ ] say a hundred and eighty eight minutes how long is that we were there traffic for so long I seen the building where we needed to go I would like you know what I can get out now this the words when you put the address in there [ __ ] but let me see how far they're gonna say twenty two minutes you hit the blunt to Motown look back there [ __ ] to change the 88 minutes how the [ __ ] that happened five minutes they're late man miss your turn GPS turn to say some [ __ ] like you'll get there tomorrow and [ __ ] right you start rerouting they say I want many black I think I'll go home [ __ ] this [ __ ] them kids they sure the road the bus there should be a school bus Alex right the terrible man oh no what about it you think oh it's a Sunday I'll be straight no you won't it's jazz no idea I don't know what are you about Elliot you seem like an expressway in a lot of we go fast but see my I hear the trumpet go boom la the only place you'll meet your favorite points though this [ __ ] drive over in the daytime [ __ ] you suck pig you and the classic booty talks that you don't overdress how bad that would hurt my booty toss with the single numbers who do you talk to forget no way again I see lots of friends now she work here no she don't like you this is a very holy place it is you know you were [ __ ] around in LA and come outside and see Batman's car you like goddamn driving this Bruce Wayne and it be a Lord Asian - come on get off my car who is he must own the Southside like it's real rich people here like the really really rich they come here to seem rich rich no I'm not talking about them I'm talking about the real rich people Tomiko that's been a mono stupid [ __ ] yes between me used to I'm talking about the white man that made the shoes pants and shirts that he'd be having away cuz he married now that white man lives in LA she said no he don't we live it I think it's a good analogy you ain't fooling me to go fried meat your house biggest [ __ ] is on two streets big Toyota stop [ __ ] that's a electric car I know that's how the white people be out here bait check stubs [ __ ] I know you I Drive a Prius ok for the environment give us too much small doubt here don't guess we'd a language on Tendo San Jose wait you say t1 T team Alvarez other is T novel red snake they got it they got a alternators in the hole [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh lady look [Music] [Music] [Music] one of best comedy show - yeah and what better doesn't love bug because then they're burning it down yeah proud to sit down at City Hall are you losing their [ __ ] up like okay [Applause] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Id: IlPAsSU2rcA

Length: 122min 26sec (7346 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 28 2019