SUKIHANA IN THE TRAP | EP 410 | 85 SOUTH SHOW | 05.12.23

speaking of coming j-o-n play me some pepper man immediately Man play me some pepper the streets are in need of musical instruments bring me back [Music] oh we're coming late we're coming like a journey or something USDA that's when white people get lost in the hood right there what you can just start throwing random [ __ ] on Netflix right like I ain't coming from the land down under yeah over here you sound Jamaican Street Dreams [Applause] some of them hey someone want to be misused especially [ __ ] the other ones no older guys they want you to break the bank and kick them in the nuts put them shoes on about you something that's like what oh no this is crazy [Laughter] oh my gosh what [Applause] abused you don't think all the [ __ ] want to be you don't think when you get old You're Gonna Want to be abused because technically I'm an old [ __ ] okay I thought that I was still just like a middle-aged black man but then I was alerted that since it's not a lot of black men oh you oh cause there's not a lot of people that make it past 21. yeah that ain't that [ __ ] up yeah we old before our time yes prematurely oh we missing a generation of black men so we had to step up so I'm technically like middle-aged but I have to represent for an old [ __ ] demographic that ain't there so that's citizenship hmm I know you'll be liking them words and [ __ ] I studied I went on your page just to see what type of lady you might be and oh my God yeah but you bringing out a different side in this interview I see what type of Saturday you want I don't know because I I know you got a lot of strong opinions and sometimes I just be wanting to get your opinion on really sometimes but then you pop up and be like tell me what the [ __ ] going on in Ukraine and [ __ ] are we are we are we live we just warming up are we warming up together you know these are rhetorical questions let me get my vocals together [Music] thank you I like I like how you look you look like one of them [ __ ] that just came fresh home from jail ready to sling that dick that you like so close I love that you got them Thug draws on yeah oh yeah yeah they had that in a long time I know I've been David just out here working on my thing saying okay no so you don't even know I live here but don't nobody know don't nobody know that that's how that's how low-key I am yeah damn you cool with it now and what else I love that for you mix though not nobody we can see okay my mama's black my dad is a [ __ ] my bad [ __ ] what's the difference between I never never hope this is crazy where's my phone this month no that's mine so we're the one that was over here already no I was I don't one thing about it I don't go through nigga's phone y'all go through mines I let a [ __ ] do it oh yes you would he had this type of [ __ ] so you don't know what the [ __ ] you ain't never had no cat like mine so you don't know what you would do in life yeah like [ __ ] always tell me what they wouldn't do it's got people going through what you got them to do yeah you that's what y'all say online them little means oh if you got the type of [ __ ] that's gonna make me go crazy keep it okay I'll be trying I'll be talking well y'all called me and said tell me put my [ __ ] on the phone my [ __ ] on the dresser that's what [ __ ] is what is you doing that's making [ __ ] do all this [Laughter] hey man welcome back [Applause] and the 85 South show is responsible for a three percent increase in Black childbirth come on let's go [Applause] community the bus driver Association of America they had their annual meeting in December and this might not mean [ __ ] to y'all but they brought us up [Laughter] most people who need something to do at work yes this is the small accomplishments but to me they mean so much do you know that we are the number one podcast watch in the stripper locker rooms you don't but come on man America runs on 85 South America runs on 85 South and today I feel like we have a very special treat come on not just a guess this is a tree this is the street this is somebody that I hold in a very high regard because she speaks things and she stands on it this lady is bold this lady is is courageous come on this lady is a trendsetter come on this lady has created her own lane and stayed over there and did her [ __ ] thing with it I'm proud of him because I watched all her movies and everything she said was true movies I never these are movies to me and my kids on vacation with you I just seen you do things I've seen you do things come on [Applause] and everybody knows one of my favorite things in the world is good coach here is it yes and today I think we may be making history because I think you're the first guest that we've had on here that just has just flat out told him and stood on it and then stood on it so we salute you and this is your platform to use freely yeah but the crazy thing is I don't really like to talk about myself it'd be these [ __ ] you know we didn't we all do that's exactly what I'm doing without two we [Laughter] of the Soul oh my gosh like if we go somewhere and some ladies pulled up and they left anyways [ __ ] okay okay you wouldn't be disappointed okay that we were there like you would be calling your friends like [ __ ] yes [ __ ] out here okay all right yeah because that's what I do I call my friend yes [ __ ] out here so y'all okay I love that for us yeah [Music] you don't like when I clean my teeth I just I just was cleaning my teeth like that I ain't know you don't like that that was amazing cause a mating call [Laughter] they had trying to devalue me oh I don't like that for you my dad was trying to devalue yes because I started listening to the words different a [ __ ] gonna tell me you want everything to be your way and I said that bothers you and then without hesitation she said yes and I said well who the [ __ ] is supposed to be lean because I can't be listening to you at all because I have more victories in life than you so I feel like if two people lead everybody that's what I'm saying so it's like I figured out a way to be successful in a life that you're still figuring out so why in the [ __ ] would I listen to your instructions you should want a [ __ ] with better instructions than you I'm not saying I'm always right I'm just saying I got better instructions [Music] did you at least listen to the advice no what if she say she don't want you out in them streets cause she don't want you to get killed you ain't gonna live in the street but if she said that you wouldn't listen what if she say she don't want you to do no we live salty food because it's going to give you diabetes you ain't gonna listen that's not the type of things that they're what they were saying because we needed now see the thing is like I don't know what happened something happened within the Matrix yeah and made a lot of people I just people made a lot of people feel the need to try to downplay other people's existence like we all on This Plane yeah and we all have our own mission and our own goals and objectives we do so it's like even if you don't [ __ ] with what I'm doing it's not your purpose to try to talk me out of it or try to tell me that I'm on the wrong path or try to just [ __ ] with where I'm going to [ __ ] up my motion see I heard a lot you know like a lot of people be saying they want a [ __ ] with some motion but there's a lot of [ __ ] who want a [ __ ] with some motion just so they can try to stop it but the way y'all was looking at me I couldn't let the room down you explain you explained it because a lot of women we do like [ __ ] with motion right but don't stop a [ __ ] motion yeah like I feel like because you've got to move it too much that's what y'all gonna say you ain't got no time but you got to start enjoying [ __ ] for where they are yeah sometimes it ain't that you're supposed to be with nobody for no long time it's like the moments that y'all can build within what y'all can agree upon that's it yeah but that's how I feel try to change a [ __ ] that you know you don't want nope [ __ ] I'm gonna try to change these [ __ ] don't I just I just love them freely they change theyself sometimes [ __ ] be ready to change though yeah that's what I'm saying like I I I accept the [ __ ] for who he is no cause you'll be spoiling [ __ ] a little bit because I just saw this clip where you said you cook for other chicks [ __ ] on Sunday yeah don't nobody love you oh I hate that for you friend nobody ain't cooking for you what you ate today I hope it wasn't Taco Bell what you a chicken sandwich oh you ate a chicken sandwich you better come down here and get one I don't like that for you see the type of [ __ ] that I am I don't like that chicken sandwich [ __ ] we'll be on your menu when you cook for these other [ __ ] it'd be depend on a [ __ ] like you know I'm like cooked a sirloin steak a T-bone steak a T-bone yeah okay so and then sometimes you might I might not even one of them chili oh my God a [ __ ] that wants to be oh you like chili you like chili what you chili no I was just okay foreign I might got a [ __ ] that likes spaghetti I might got a [ __ ] that like Southern Fried [ __ ] I can feed any [ __ ] so you telling me on Sunday you got all these different meals going all at once yeah and you just making meal preps how they come get them they come get them out this ass what's the most [ __ ] you think you've had yeah first of all the most Nick first of all it was a jokey joke but I will I love to cook I'm a feeder I will feed a man I will feed him lunch breakfast dinner dessert like I like to feed that's what I like to do you like to watch [ __ ] eat yeah I like to watch them eat that's what I like to do freaking [ __ ] it is yes they do they be getting fat but you know like I just like to feed [ __ ] like you know that's what I like to do especially if I feel like you're deprived and [ __ ] is not cooking for you and you eating doordash and 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cooking on Sunday what you cooking are you cooking chicken cauliflower chicken like it's just like it's nothing else [ __ ] are sending requests they just yeah they are and it just makes me feel so bad for y'all because like you should like where's the good woman at that like to really like feed [ __ ] like I just love to do it like the [ __ ] is selfish [ __ ] didn't took all the good women yeah and now y'all y'all picking out of a hamper you know exactly no but it's a lot of good of us it's a lot of good women out here right now though I'm telling you just don't know how to find them you're probably looking in the strip club numbers is off so check this out most of the good women going then all the tall [ __ ] took all the short women short [ __ ] guys so the tall [ __ ] don't [ __ ] with tall women they come and find all the four foot 11s and all the four nines and all how tall are you not tall enough well I'm arguing with a chick she gonna drop her old titty just on the top of my head can't see it for me oh can't even see it for me so you ain't talking once I got it off my head but I won't be respected too sometimes yeah I love that all the time really this is crazy I don't know what type of interview this is this is a salute to you that's it all this whole episode is dedicated to you and your good coaching you gotta do nothing but sit there if you don't want to okay I love when people you know appreciate me that's what I because I like King crazy you ever heard of Kink praising yeah like just a good girl Throw That Ass Back savings account put some money in your savings account put some money in the savings you gotta say that type of [ __ ] to keep her wet you ain't really got to do it no you ain't got to do it that ain't a part of the that's not how it would go you open it up you do have to do it what you mean if you're gonna say you're gonna put some money in her savings account what you mean you don't have to do it you really got to do this you do have to do it she ain't gonna save it [Music] okay it's not hard if your person if they was making a movie about your [ __ ] who would you want to play your [ __ ] like if you had to pick an actress that [Music] who would you pick okay who would I pick to play a coochie of mine yeah yo coochie but they need an accurate second leg bring this culture to life who would you pick probably like Will Smith to play I was so I don't know how to answer the question but I probably would say Will Smith like you picked a man to play he's really a good actor all right Cleo Cleo Queen Latifah yeah Queen Latifah The Equalizer Queen Latifah Cleo no what's the movie that Jada Pinkett Cleo I feel like I feel like Queen makuchi and Cleo can relate because it's just like so you're supposed to go just tear up at the end smoke a cigarette yeah yeah yeah [Laughter] Best of Both Worlds Cleo was a gangster you feel me at the end of the [ __ ] day foreign what would the title of the movie would you name the movie about my coochie what would you name the movie because that is like I don't know oh iana's coochie Story the trail would be crazy he's still thinking like all sucky sucky now I love that for me um you know they said you throw this [ __ ] up in the air sunshine hey you already black I'll turn your ass charcoal yes I would I'd be out there huh that's all that's it I'm the type of brown that don't get no brownie yes you do you don't know what the [ __ ] going on I've been in this brown my whole life for real so that's the brown brown yeah I love that friend they only that's what I'm saying the type of brown that I am [ __ ] is extinct they a saint they don't make these kind of [ __ ] no more you see how they just [ __ ] Ain't this tone no more they ain't oh I love that cause I like that tone [Laughter] oh for real so that mean you you you special edition a Pokemon card s yeah [Music] thank you [Music] hey welcome back to the 85 South show yes we going live today meet my man Clayton English and none other world famous oh oh my gosh you got new balances on [Applause] okay what you know about a new balance I'm just trying to get my life in balance so I just thought it would balance I got some pH balance for your ass okay you got hey I come out of the test strip on that [ __ ] [Music] baby I got a scratch and sniff you remember in the crack of the crack the box of the uh what was the scratch and sniffle the Cracker Barrel what was it Cracker Jack yeah Cracker Jacks you know the scratch your sniff you scratch it in your snug what advice would you give to the ladies who might be watching this show how they can make the coochie better I mean I feel like first of all elasticity That's genetics you know so maybe it come from your mom and Grandmama so I don't know and your grandma yep Grandma great Grandmama like I said the whole way back to the Egyptian times and his girls out here and I will [ __ ] one [ __ ] with a big ass dick and get [ __ ] every day it depends on your elasticity it no matter what you do you know elasticity right you know what elasticity is yes because you put something on my mind I'm thinking about all the girls I know who got good [ __ ] and I'm thinking like they Mama yep what you think about [ __ ] a mama I'm just saying like what if that's now what you said like the family version of like everybody in the family got their mom yeah that's how my family is that's why everybody got a whole lot of kids a lot I'm in Sam you guys said no I got three numbers [Laughter] okay [Laughter] no I said I want to X-Men I say seven but no I got three that's good but you [ __ ] always be trying to get me pregnant well I'm not gonna let it happen who are these [ __ ] like Uncle we're like you know I got my in rotation that's the problem but the thing is right now I'm single though I'm not saying [ __ ] like a whole lot of [ __ ] it'd be literally like two Nations yeah like I'm like go back like if I you know I might go back to spend blood yeah spin the block because I don't want no I don't want to be talking to everybody I want everybody to talk about this cat so I just go back to yeah they're gonna talk about it but if these I don't I need to make sure I [ __ ] on the right [ __ ] that's going you know well ain't no right [ __ ] it ain't nothing right you have to find you but to see one of the [ __ ] I was [ __ ] with he gonna say yeah after he fought me he gonna say yeah I'm gonna tell everybody that that [ __ ] trash and you was telling me that you love me and out of state so that he gonna say so that nobody don't want to [ __ ] with you so that's why I gotta be careful that's it that don't work no because it's too many [ __ ] in the world he ain't gonna be able to tell everybody man that [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna see well we go y'all know [ __ ] it was amazing tricks when they came to me I hope hopefully I never have to really like have be around nobody that have been in in the [ __ ] that I'm currently visiting I don't like to share of them like I feel like you don't like to share you got a roommate yeah like if you didn't have a roommate I should have spread your [ __ ] now don't [ __ ] a lot of people yeah no yeah but I ain't never [ __ ] Atlanta [ __ ] yet so I did one one of them but I've been here I've been here since I was 12 and I only fought one Atlanta [ __ ] like the Atlanta don't even know what type of [ __ ] I got that's out here and it really it really can stop the crime out this [ __ ] in the bluff well what [Music] what for me and they out and you won't do nothing no I just I just haven't you've been around like that you know well at least teach a course or something help I just ain't been outside like that May 20th where we're going Louisville Kentucky man to the who the KFC Yum Center we ain't got no KFC yet but it's gonna be at the Yum Center is it it's Louisville yeah it's Louisville I need I need KFC to bring us some chicken broth is that close to the uh Kentucky Derby it's in Kentucky I mean but is it close the day that we're gonna be there hey man [ __ ] all that [Laughter] [Laughter] take me to the horse again Ohio Columbus Ohio and Palace Theater Columbus in Columbus what was it yeah oh Palace I thought it was going to the Palace Theater yep May 21st not playing Ohio you know what I'm saying come on bow wow I'm gonna beat up yeah and we're going to shopping at Eastland mall who can't I'm I'm going you just don't know when you move stuff get your tickets now again that's crazy my mama made sure we was homeschooled really so I never get to show this [ __ ] to the world that's why you freak like that that's why I'm real nasty you was caged up caged up where were you [ __ ] the [ __ ] that you was flying the [ __ ] out you exporting yep import export damn when did you know that's crazy when did you know it was hitting like that I think it was the pregnancies like just keeping pregnant over and over and over again so I feel like and then [ __ ] be acting like crazy like they be doing [ __ ] like talking to me crazy so crazy like you don't know how much uh uh what's it called when you put a restraining orders I got on [ __ ] crazy as [ __ ] what's the number how many [ __ ] on the block list how many [ __ ] on a block list in life like you said the restraining order I mean I ain't gonna act like it's a lot but it's a couple you know that [ __ ] might be dangerous you might have to take it off the street but yeah that's what I'm saying I need to figure it out I'm still learning life I just needed me an old head that's going to teach me to write you know put it up put it up put it up okay don't put it up because the [ __ ] Ain't Gonna Learn how to act when [ __ ] come over your house and they get the argument [ __ ] what your mama say hey yeah and I'm sick of these [ __ ] trying to argue and put that [ __ ] hands on me and she yeah yeah all that violence because a little bit a little bit me out when you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah spit in my mouth yeah let me ride that dick let me slap you up let me fart in your face let me piss let me piss in your mouth yeah like stuff like that but don't ain't no pulling my wig out this is nice [ __ ] Zeus [Applause] not a tubing moving well that's what I'm saying like don't don't put y'all put your hands on me let me [ __ ] you up let me break that dick off shove that dick in my throat choke me make me go to the ambulance okay I sound like a brother and sister ambulance am Lance get your ass in this car yeah [Laughter] what's your motivation who inspires you I mean feel who inspires me to do what to make my music some people that inspire you in general well I like Lil Wayne I like Harriet tubby I like um [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah she did you know she did she didn't take no [ __ ] [ __ ] from these [ __ ] at all and she had a boyfriend on with that uh four five yeah she was able to sneak so good yeah that's why all them old black men followed them so the ass was fair at first they went for the listen here and I follow you anywhere yeah that's quiet down and which way is it Harry [ __ ] following that ass boy to Freedom okay take these [ __ ] to Freedom with that cat well [ __ ] I'm inspired by my [ __ ] self ie no I really do love her though yeah yeah and I love Malcolm X and I and I love who else in the game Pastor Troy like I told you play that pop that [ __ ] show them [ __ ] you ain't scared like you know don't worry tell me about the music game what made you start [ __ ] with the music so I've been making music since I was a jig yeah a young girl you know my mom made my first song and then I just kept going you know I love to make music I love to say how I feel and the crazy part is like I feel like when I make music it liberates me like I'm gonna say some [ __ ] that people ain't used to hearing like when I get in a booth because I'm more of a comedian I'm on a comedian side oh it works yeah so I like to say [ __ ] that's funny I know that's why I said we was real compatible we compatible yeah cause what's your sign I'm an area I don't like Aries like that um it's the [ __ ] you dude that's why you said no I I never talked to Aries but I was just talking to one the other day because I was talking about one the other day and that's one yeah but y'all all the same because how y'all look how y'all look [Music] you don't even know nothing about horoscopes [Applause] [Laughter] [ __ ] I don't believe your birthday got [ __ ] to do with who baby I'm a Scorpio and everything you hear about a Scorpio is me for real everything everything when they tell you that they're shitty people yeah hey Patty no she said shitty but we ain't shitty like that I'm saying you ain't never heard that bro you heard that we was the best sign baby nobody ever said that yes I did what we say it nobody we Scorpio say it I know what's the question that he asked me before nothing about your birthday so what was that my birthday what was the question that we said I will get you something one thing about it I'll always get my [ __ ] [ __ ] I want a Hellcat oh hell okay so what's that mean you gonna give me a Maybach because one thing about it if you spend oh no the [ __ ] you ain't getting [ __ ] thing you ain't even get [ __ ] you didn't get nothing to eat I don't know okay I don't do the [ __ ] [ __ ] the hell cat because one thing you should have worked your way and then I tell you what I want you said you wasn't the phase of my life where if you was if you said [ __ ] or the Hellcat I'm picking the hell and I'm in the face of my life if you said dick or maybe I'm picking a [ __ ] Maybach [ __ ] I'm tired I got three dildos dick and dick the what the only two choices that's all you offering a [ __ ] and that's why you eat that's why you eat chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-A that's why your ass hungry yes it is if I put this dick down like I really could a [ __ ] go bring me a grocery store is she the whole thing with the eating the problem with the little liquor store at the boat oh Publix I know that's why I ain't never be I ain't never met no [ __ ] that do that yet come on man yeah you ain't met me yeah my name is Carlos Miller I ain't even gonna shake your hand cause I'm gonna let you know I'm not one of them [ __ ] that you used to [ __ ] with no that's the crazy part because you thought that you was going to get a Maybach and you was going to drop something big and that's all you was gonna offer oh you want to help yeah skirt skirt no one thing about it if a [ __ ] gives you a Hellcat what you you saying that you only gonna get her dick and that's okay are you oh y'all [ __ ] what you said you understand what I am my value I ain't answering that's what I but you said the hell yeah she wouldn't even shake your hand you negotiating wrong and work your way up that's what I wanted to change everything that she been doing how you gonna do that off the rip once you man I'm about to Grant you three wishes I'm about to do three things in a row that you ain't even think was possible first of all your mind blown three times no your whole life about to change so tell me how to life about the chains I'm trying to understand what you doing that make a [ __ ] say you know what I need fun to [ __ ] no other [ __ ] you see how the game's so [ __ ] up do you think a [ __ ] have to do something to increase your value I am the value what do you understand how many is everything okay just cause you [ __ ] with me you just unlocked a whole another set of Kings you didn't even know you had look at you give me all these opportunities I'm over here getting your confidence back right your skin flourishing hair didn't got back long ass been got fat like it used to be before the baby how you doing that how don't worry about what we're doing my house just know that you're gonna see results deals you ain't put a [ __ ] first of all you think some bills intimidate are grown man you're not paying them you think that's how we pick women we can look at a [ __ ] we got too many bills we see who's in front of business is you helping a [ __ ] pay her bills do you know are you just [ __ ] changing her life you think I'm just gonna no I want you to answer the question I want you to answer is you helping a [ __ ] pay our bills or no you don't want to answer that I'm about to answer there's nothing just yes it is I told you [ __ ] with me increases your value it's just like manifested so many things are happening so fast you like who was paying these bills and they're not being not paid but I got you believing so you paying them your credit score is up I haven't showed you how you're making a [ __ ] so you showing a [ __ ] you know what I'm saying you know [Applause] she might not need it she might do them well what if she don't nine times out of ten she do well what if she don't what if she don't so she's just being extra just trying to charge me you know what what about you don't ask him [Music] that's what I'm saying let me talk to him no I got you this girl I'm paying the bills where I stayed okay I understand that so I ain't know so if you stand with your audience but you [ __ ] the song who would that be this one you got I'm paying you yeah this is this is the thing about it to all the [ __ ] out there who ain't figured it out yet pay all the bills that's the first thing so that way you don't even if you did as wrong everybody stand up in the house yes man these [ __ ] like you sitting here telling me that you finna [ __ ] on a girl she she there for you you with her all the time you having fun with this [ __ ] and you ain't gonna pay no bills listen to me though I'm gonna do that because I'm that's the type of [ __ ] that I am there's nothing wrong with saying that though I'm saying I'm upgrading her entire life it's not that she even gonna need me to be given explained how you said this [ __ ] said he'd give me three wishes what is the wish's name what's the wishes we we need to know like what's the wishes you talking about [Music] what's up y'all it's your girl Lex p and I have a very special announcement well I already announced it but I'ma let y'all know again we are going on tour it's starting in June y'all look we announcing it extra early so y'all got time to get your tickets no excuses we got La Philly Chicago Atlanta Houston now listen to me because I know how y'all get we are still adding dates I repeat we are still adding dates but if you see your city right now go ahead and get your tickets if you don't see your city don't worry we still coming okay so make sure y'all go to www.pourmans.com and get your VIP meet and greets we outside pool okay give me the scenario what who is this lady foreign you talking to this woman that you admire I admire her you admire her she like me she like you as well is it supposed to be a mutual thing she bad she bad not just [ __ ] being bad she got good people you gotta put that in there okay I'm gonna tell you something since you keep you you love to act like you don't want to answer a question okay so you got a woman that you like you admire she bad as [ __ ] the [ __ ] good you come and three minutes every time she suck your dick and lick your Gooch she cooking for you and she making sure that she check on you and making sure you genuinely okay right and you coming to our house at least four times out of the week because you always want to [ __ ] so you ain't gonna help her with no bills I'm a little time [ __ ] with him ain't nobody lick me right there um [Laughter] hey hey so you said don't lick me right there okay so I'm done because who asked for that can I get something she can lick the goose but can't text back where are you at that's what it takes Captain focused on the wrong [ __ ] he don't want to answer nothing I see [ __ ] the liquor if you saying that you don't what she do she genuinely care about what I'm saying she's checking on you what's up I mean there's women out working out of five why does it matter because I'm trying to put my plan together she don't make too much she don't make too much she would she don't make too much she's the average working woman 30k yep she don't make too much she make enough just to pay her bills but not enough to to dress in designer all right check this out I hate to be this gas Sugar Man but you said since I'm not answering you enough I'm not gonna do all that for no woman making thirty thousand so it depends on how much okay so then change them out with nothing but you [ __ ] okay no because you act like she giving me like she doing me a favor I'm giving her dick that she can't even afford I feel like if you if you genuinely you know what that's what I say that's why I say I'm not going to love a [ __ ] for who he is no more Wiggles and we went to Macy's this is what she's shopping anyway I didn't took her to two different maces took it to the same glitter hit Target three times she didn't had to buy a whole another bag detection so bad Sheena you got drunk off liquor she can't even pronounce what's that [ __ ] that cause Amigos baby go home and throw all your clothes away why because I'm fixing to send you all the [ __ ] we bought in Vegas you for real crazy that's why I like light skin [ __ ] so you telling me you ain't gonna do [ __ ] for a [ __ ] at all you will not give me credit for the first thing that I said what you saying I told you just by [ __ ] with me yeah you've been a change of [ __ ] like you finna make her think oh save your money and budget what the [ __ ] you finish it [ __ ] all them little weak ass bills poof they don't exist how they don't exist or we need that we need that because I'm a big dog as you should yeah yeah and JG Wentworth on a [ __ ] oh JG Wentworth 877 cash now cash cash what you mean when she get my [ __ ] with me they got dental insurance Now dental insurance I mean if you getting a [ __ ] teeth fixed that's that's that matters oh yeah take the car you drive just push it off a ditch you hate that car anyway we finna get a new oh you don't like to do hey I don't like when I come over your house I gotta wait outside the gate pack all your [ __ ] I got you a spot all of this [ __ ] happens you stupid hey I don't like you living over here Apartments give me the creeps I believe it's black mold over here I am oh this couch it ain't enough room for both of us he said Apartments give me the creeps up we can't barbecue over here let's let's just get a house oh we can't barbecue what kind of little dog you want oh my whole boy get him away I'll get you one I'll just why are you crying why are you crying you crying I got a cockadoo I upgrade your life come on man say auntie but she's somebody grandma I mean I I love that for you especially if your woman happy you saying they so happy and they ain't got that you just changing their minds and [ __ ] that's all it's about [ __ ] thing about it though it's like doing so much [ __ ] to make somebody else so happy it just makes you unhappy yeah [Music] see how quiet she gets let me hear some of that can I smoke I don't smoke like that but can I hit the weed one time I didn't know you wanted to no I don't I don't smoke but all right no I'm not gonna do it because I'm like I laugh too much yeah cause no I smoke at times but I just last too much and then you already funny as hell oh you got a weed chain so that's what you do I'm sponsored by wheat weed yeah so you must be exotic I love that food something strange for a piece of change no not for a piece of change okay and things like that I see the phone I'm having a good time this is not my phone this on my phone see where you at yeah if it didn't have my phone so don't I mean of course they're gonna try to see where I'm at I forgot to know your location it's not on so what else do you like to do besides walk around with good coochie I mean well first of all I don't really like to walk around with good cool chicks my legs be hurting so usually you'll see my manager yeah you'll see my manager push me in a wheelchair because this is like my knees it just be like oh my gosh they hurt so bad it's like it's like fat it's like heavy and it's juicy it's like damn I'm carrying a submarine around like you know but besides that I really like to read you might have I like to cook what your knees might be [ __ ] up eyes your [ __ ] should not be affecting your knees for real you know [ __ ] your knees is bad come on man talk to her a wheelchair I need a chiropractor you know what that's crazy she gotta get wheeled around what's wrong with her that [ __ ] too good too good I told you this whole episode we were just gonna give you praise and admiration yeah shoot it yeah you said you've been doing music the whole time like since you was little yeah I've been making music how long you been freaky though I mean I think it was like [Music] so as soon as I was like 17 17. no well I think honestly like when I hit 30 like it's just like right now it's just like I don't know what's going on like no idea nope dick Ain't Never Felt This Good didn't he hit your Peak yet nope and Dickey Never Felt This Good like I usually fake orgasms but now I ain't got a fake so I'm saying the fake ones be hidden though yep the ones that you need to keep your confidence up no I think that I do so you talking about you faking no I'm saying because you know they said [ __ ] be faking orgasm to spit on a [ __ ] ass act like they came yeah I gotta go me being hurt like it's just something changed you like I gotta go I did not know I did not at all I'm gonna have to jack off at the house oh my God something was wrong might have been roaches where anything could go wrong you know what I'm saying it could have been older could have been anything you might had I think women are the number one to fake orgasm yeah y'all do it we do it for the same reason self-esteem we don't want to hurt jobs we're just people we don't this is ordinary people do whatever you got to do to make this [ __ ] fun it's really just supposed to be about having some fun exactly yeah I'm trying to have some fun I'm trying to get turned the [ __ ] out sick of these [ __ ] my age how old are you uh young at five thirty yeah yeah you good now um hey at this Southern Fried cat and now I feel like I'm I'm seasoned like I feel like I'm seasoning them now you feel me I know what to do with this [ __ ] What You Gonna Do With It [ __ ] throw it on a nigga's face suffocate them yeah this [ __ ] is so funny because us this is the type of [ __ ] that we train for yeah we have scenarios where you have to not breathe if a woman ever try to suffocate you with a person yeah because an adult man you already know what to do put your chin up what you doing [Applause] are you serious if you can't get your nostrils free you put your thumb on her booty and that's the eject to make her get off that ain't gonna lie that is true cause no [ __ ] want no [ __ ] thumb straight up her ass like it's like okay let me move a little bit and no man want to die suffocated by [ __ ] you ain't gonna die I ain't gonna die [ __ ] type [ __ ] y'all need some coochie juice on your face I have to make your beard grow geez that's how my beard turned gray is it you see it's on the gray and the beer bread that's that salt and pepper bleach in it pH they do that's that piss ammonia ammonia it got bleach you're just say anything no I mean pants no first of all piss and squirt ain't the same thing that's what I say yeah because I'm a squirter so I know yeah and piss and squirt ain't the same [ __ ] thing it only be these hating ass hoes that like the [ __ ] don't never say nothing like that it'd be taking it because I didn't taste it before yeah but I mean a [ __ ] was pissing on you but if you what your face look like with it yeah chicken broth chicken sodium so you said it tastes like pistol in the bishop man what would I be that might be her but if some [ __ ] that that squirting and snap chicken broth huh [ __ ] tastes like I feel like [ __ ] just tastes like a little hello let me think if I could because I like to cook so let me compare it to an ingredient no I'm not gonna say pee pee because at times maybe people who says people [Laughter] okay I mean like a little bit of a Snapple a little bit of almond almond milk this is not supposed to taste like fruit [ __ ] almond milk [ __ ] has a distinct taste and it's supposed to taste like [ __ ] exactly it's supposed to taste like [ __ ] delicious is is so you think [ __ ] tastes delicious I love it authentic it's sweet but it's it's strong yeah it's strong it's it's yeah it's got a little it's a little Funk it tastes it smells fresh but it also depends on what you eat that could be true [ __ ] probably don't taste good Black and Mild [ __ ] it's like a seafood fruit salad wait what you mean a little yogurt like if they grew pineapples of a yogurt like a you've been eating [ __ ] for too long like a Chile but like a light Seafood flavor something real light something very definitely even stop right now this is crazy in Texas buttery buttery and texture and texture maybe like a tartare oh my gosh this [ __ ] funny as hell yeah because I'm leaning towards something more like it's a fate poached hollandaise and brought up to a slow broil but then it was like it was marinated overnight oh it's been simmering right and then that's right where you want it right when it started complimented with the consistency of a creme brulee with a hint of a nutmeg just a slight undertone of cinnamon and you can definitely taste the season yeah I think so too it's a slight undertone to Nutmeg and a tad bit of sea salt just a little just yeah yeah yes make you do that because that's that thong that been up in that ass yeah that sea salt come from that thong up in that ass word but that nutmeg Rosemary cinnamon that's what you'd be doing yeah people be buying my phones for 2500 sometimes you've sold your drawers I take them right off my ass straight off my ass what you're gonna say straight up my ass they don't want me to wash them at all they just stick it straight off my ass are you just sent it in the regular man yep you're supposed to be fair yeah you know what you're being real funny right now people have bought thongs off my ass the business like you don't do this on the regular at request this is like a request I don't need to do that no more this nail I just suffocate [ __ ] where are you guys and then you know they like my two they like these toes you know I like to keep them done this this right here this little pedicure costs like 85 it's real cheap that's decent yeah it's decent yeah that's something that you need to start helping [ __ ] pay for their feet and stuff yeah what are you getting this I'm just saying because I already know you said you know what you pay for these I paid for because I'm rich so I pay for myself but just because I'm independent on me and I don't need no [ __ ] you know because you you see all these These Hoes pretty did you like my talk do you like my toes just for that foot or is that no for both feet look at my feet I'll keep them done yeah yeah it ain't good but 85 nice feet I see that they always say because I got long toes so I can pick stuff up because Nick so we picked we pick up with our with our feet what you mixed with what I'm gonna tell you but we like to pick stuff up with our feet and I'll pick stuff up and feed myself I mixed with black and African oh you have the same thing exactly so I like to pick stuff up with my feet and feed [ __ ] that's what I like to do I'm gonna cook for you and I'm gonna feed [ __ ] what happened I don't think I'm aggressive because you'll be like these [ __ ] it was so hard cause it's like what do I call you what do I call them man oh and I love a real manly man like real manly they don't play that [ __ ] he don't like to do all that eating out your feet that's the type of thing toes y'all don't lick toast uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] for real yes and I hope she's doing well I told her [ __ ] go put your shoes on sometime [Music] man that's what we say you won't know what we said on the rest of this video go to that just in case you wonder what we're doing we are now showing you just how important having the 85 South Show app is because you was watching this show thinking oh David finally put the [ __ ] back on YouTube no they was listening we weren't we weren't it's on that it's on that the rest it is listen the rest of the audio don't have [Music] all right now you gotta know what we said you gotta go get the app that's the 85 stop Show app it's available on Amazon Fire stick Apple TV wherever you get yourself it's available directly where they sell apps oh they don't sell apps on Apple TV well y'all should [ __ ] with us too Apple TV put on Roku don't say [ __ ] nobody oh we do Roku so subscribe to the app it's only 8.99 a month or 85 a year so you get a whole year for 85 did you know that it's 8 50 and then you got to pay tax yeah so you know hey no we give them all type of content you know what we're not even gonna tell them who you got your glasses from until they get on out I mean hey you gotta watch the app the app is available all of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free what about the years of freeness that we've already provided upon you we gave this away for free for years let's move together another Network and working you why are you buying their [ __ ] so don't ask us we're putting it on the app who's over the app nobody knows [Music] yeah we saw what you said in the comments we saw it we saw everybody The Good the best and the ugly so you know what we folding under this pressure we hear you we hear you winning we'll just get the [ __ ] on that y'all way just for an hour though that's all you get is it out so don't you can't complain but we're the rest of it don't you get 37 minutes I'll see we gotta hurry up and put a whole bunch of ads in between like five minutes hey how you doing slow motion when you say [ __ ] time yeah uh let's just uh go ahead make sure channel85.com I want to make sure I read what they wrote they wrote some [ __ ] out for us these [ __ ] don't know how to spell or type proper sentences but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app what you think we want to read this [ __ ] Channel 85 man so we can talk that [ __ ] man ladies don't keep it like this [Music] that's right on the app uncensored unfiltered and edited can you believe that I'm talking about with actual production in it jump Cuts Clips all types of tables like exclusive [ __ ] that they don't even know that we they don't even know that we got a show where we be cooking like exotic foods and [ __ ] that's on there Chico got a handwriting class that he teach they don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street and we got the alternate ending to The Color Purple up there oh man we got the raw Edition 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Length: 72min 46sec (4366 seconds)

Published: Fri May 12 2023