Most Awkward Moments At Friends Houses (Kid Stories r/AskReddit)

what's the most ever a singly awkward situation you ever encountered while staying at a friend's house as a kid how about while a friend was staying at my house friend was supposed to spend the night but her mom didn't come to pick her up in the morning or the morning after that I didn't remember how long she stayed it after 2 4 days my mom eventually drove my friend to her my friend's grandmother's house I was at my best friend of 10 years his house and in the middle of dinner with his family his parents decided to announce to their children and me that they would be getting a divorce and splitting up the family my friend didn't talk much that night and the worst part was that I couldn't leave because my parents were out of town and I was staying with them you were the control group I was at a group sleepover for neighbors birthday party at night when I wanted to sleep the girls were being way too loud so I went to go sleep in her brother's room he was out at his own sleepover I opened the door and saw that their aunt was in the bed no big deal except she shouted close the door or I'll slit your frickin throat I was nine went upstairs at her friend's house so she could ask her mother permission to walk downtown mother and boyfriend are nude clearly have just finished having intercourse and make no move to cover themselves from other people's 11 year olds eyes maybe adult nudity shouldn't be a big deal but my friend was clearly embarrassed her mother had also been separated from her father for less than a year at the time her older sister came into the room as we were leaving to ask them how the Freak they thought having intercourse with the door open was appropriate in the middle of the afternoon in a house full of neighboring children I was at her friend's house when we were both 11 12 years old I had the bright idea of biking down to the nearest grocery store to get snacks so he asked his dad for permission his dad said no so my friend started arguing then crying then throwing an all-out temper tantrum he ended up getting spanked and sent to his room while I got a ride back home I just sat and stared at the wall the whole time it was going down and felt like it was my fault because I suggested it had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and ended up plugging the toilet I figured if I keep flushing it'll go down nope flooded the bathroom with poop water another time same friend same toilet also in the middle of the night the water pipe was frozen but I really had to go so I ended up leaving a big ranked pile of liquidy crap in the dry bowl in the morning the whole downstairs smelled awful and his parents wouldn't make eye contact you figure that they won't invite you back after the first time at a buddy's house in like fourth grade him and his little brother were arguing about whose turn it was to do the dishes the dad got pee grabbed them both by the head and slammed them together it made that lovely thwack sound they both started crying and what that turns and says to me you think he'll do the dishes now I was quite scared and left is a pee when I was in the fourth grade I had a friend who I spent every weekend with we stayed at his house and watched movies or played games this particular day we were about five hours into a Grand Theft Auto playthrough we ran out of things to talk about so we had been pretty quiet for a while he turned to me with the biggest smile on his face and let out one of the biggest farts I've ever heard I knew that I had to try to beat his fart so I'll let one out it wasn't just loud but it was much longer we both sat there for a bit laughing when he let another one rip it was even louder and longer than both of our other farts combined try and beat that one he said I prepped myself getting ready for the fart of my life I looked him in the eyes and let that fart fly only there was no fart but there was a filling feeling in my pants are you going to do it he hadn't caught on that I just filled my pants with crap right in his room I told him that he beat me and I excused myself to the bathroom I sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to do I finally made my decision I emptied his bathroom garbage took the bag and stuck my poopy underwear in it I stuck the bag in my pocket and left the bathroom hey man what took so long I'm leaving why shut up I ran towards the door jumped on my crappy BMX bar and peddled as fast as I could back to my house kids dad brings us dinner at the table he gets a sippy cup his dad asks me if I need one or if I can be trusted not to spill on the table I say I don't need one I immediately knock my drink all over the table we were at least 10 years old I knocked drinks over regularly now I was at one of my friends houses for Easter this year and all of his aunts were drinking wine out of sippy cups so that they wouldn't spill when they were all blackout drunk not a terrible idea I was staying over at a friend's house with a couple other neighborhood kids my friends parents essentially locked my friends and I in the basement for the night so we could have our sleepover down there and once the door was shut my friend's parents get into a huge fight over some inane crap it was horrible it sounded like they were screaming at the absolute top of their lungs throwing plates around flipping furniture and at one point I think I heard one of them threatened to get a gun and start shooting but the worst part was the two hours of angry makeup frickin and their creaky bed that followed their tirade but aw w that's so sweet that they made up afterwards I went to spend the night with a girl from class for the first time I was excited too she was one of those girls everyone was afraid of and I was really timid and shy within an hour of getting there her mom and sister got into a huge screaming argument the mom stabbed herself in the leg with a butcher's knife as a result of the fight I'm not sure why her dad loaded up the mom sister my friend and me into their tiny car to take the mom to the hospital the mom was stating the whole time she wouldn't go in we all sat in the parking lot as they argued for about an hour we drove back to her house without going into the air mom sister and dad began fighting again this was around midnight I called my mom to check in and tell her goodnight and gave her the secret phrase to come home I forgot to bring my toothbrush we feigned a family emergency and she came to get me never did get an offer to sleep over again the time when at age nine I marched up to my best friend Becky's mom and said Becky isn't adopted Joe just said that she was adopted Joe was her older brother Becky's mom just stood there awkwardly then said it was time for me to go home turns out Becky was adopted her parents hadn't told her yet I have no idea why her brother felt the need to tell me and not his sister my friend had a problem where he wet the bed one time a few people and I were over at his house and his butthole dad came in his room and berated him about wetting the bed he was embarrassing him about it and even punished him he made us all go home because of something my friend couldn't control I guess you can't say that was pretty awkward I stayed at a mate's house once when I was around 9:00 in the morning as I was eating breakfast his dad just decides to sit beside me and cooler bong at 8 a.m. I was supposed to meet my friend at his house at around 5:00 because he had some appointment with his mom I get there at probably 4:45 and head up to their back deck my house was a couple blocks behind his so I always came this way so I go up to their big glass doors and I see his dad getting railed by the next-door neighbor I have never told him this but I can never be in a room alone with his dad again the lesson here is to know your family's schedule you never know when your son's creepy friend will show up 3:00 a.m. my friend and I stopped playing Halo for a bit and go to get some water cause we were thirsty walk into the kitchen to see his dad's girlfriend giving his dad head in the middle of the room we stayed thirsty all night everyone stayed thirsty except dad's girlfriend walked into the toilet in the middle of the night to find his mum shaving her butthole with an electric razor let me try and paint a picture she was standing by the toilet with one foot up on the edge of the sink one hand peeling her cheeks apart and the other holding the buzzing instrument which was making laps of her ring pace I stood for what felt like an eternity but it couldn't have been more than five or six seconds simply staring at this trying to comprehend what was happening her blue eyes and brown are locked with my eyes and we both held our the hum of the razor chewing her arse as the only sound bouncing off the bathroom walls a sickening concert heralding the onset of potential repressed memories she said my name really quietly half a gasp she flicked the switch off yet held her flamingo stance I said and ran back to my sleeping bag pulled it over my head and tried to go to sleep in the morning she never left her room said she was ill never was allowed to stay at his place again my friend's dad died in his sleep the one night I stayed over there so my friend's sister had a birthday party and I was invited we were 16 we got really drunk my friend for the first time and when we went home I slept in his bed my friend's bed is really high up like plus two meters and I pooped in the middle of the night on him he slept on the floor resulting in splashing all over his room I spend the rest of the night cleaning his room the next day I got invited for lunch and they made special food for his sister birthday and I could not make eye contact with anyone so embarrassing he is still one of my best friends and his room smelled for another six months because of my vomiting fifth grade started hanging out with a kid I never really did before and he had a sleepover with our mutual friends for his birthday everything was great played n64 all nights in his basement and his mom was cooking all sorts of food and being generally awesome gets late we all start falling asleep in the basement then dad gets home drunk as all heck his parents proceeded to scream and beat the crap out of each other all while we were in the basement witnessing the entire ordeal upstairs after about 10 minutes we hear his older sister enter the scuffle trying to stop it and get them to calm down and stop dad hits the sister mom pulls a knife out and starts threatening that sister runs away dad throws a lamp and promptly exits the house with various name-calling and swearing all quiet upstairs except for his mum crying we hear her on the phone and shortly after a cop shows up to file a report I assume and an aunt shows up to console mom we all kind of fall asleep wondering what the Frick happened next morning we go upstairs and see some damage but the mess is cleaned up we try and gaging with his mom and she seems okay just worn down we offer to take some trash bags outside for her and see some ripped up presents in the garbage can outside that night as dad took off and filed for divorce not long after and his sister didn't come home for a few days until they were pretty positive he wouldn't be back I was at my friend's house and his parents told him that after I left II had to take a bath he started throwing a fit crying and screaming I refuse I refuse and I just stood there on the steps not knowing what to do his parents remain calm through the fit but I couldn't take it anymore and kind of slinked out the back door he was an interesting kid I was at my friend's house age 11 anytime I wasn't in school or at home I was there so his family was used to me being around this time a little too much we were in the kitchen making food when his dad strolls in after a shower expecting only his son to be there and flashes him while letting rip I'll never forget it the horror okay here we go I was about 12 and sleeping over at a friend's house there was an argument between him and his brother and they started fighting now I'm lying on the bottom bunk pretending to be asleep when their mother storms in and heads straight to the top bunk where the fight is happening at this point I opened my eyes to realize that the mother is wearing nothing but a very large t-shirt that goes down to just below the hip the mother reaches the bunk beds and proceeds to reach out to restrain the brothers in doing so the large t-shirt comes up to reveal what can only be described as a hairy beast she had no underwear on whatsoever I look at it for about eight seconds before the t-shirt covers it again after she's done telling off the brothers I lie there in shock before exclaiming to my friend I've just seen your mum's coochie he laughed his head off when he pulled out a machete from under the bed at 3:00 a.m. and said he used it to cut Alyssa's heads off in the morning I walked in on his little brother not jerking off but just playing with his junk in the middle of the living room I know the freak out and never went back was staying at friend's house in the country for the weekend in fifth grade they had a lot of animals including two adorable lab puppies unfortunately none of their animals were treated and one of the puppies got distemper and died I guess it happened quite quickly I don't know we were outside until my friend's dad and brother were looking at the other puppy which was being extremely playful they said it was a sign of distemper then they beat the puppy to death with a hammer no one was happy about this nor did anyone seem to mind that they were surrounded by kids I don't know jack crap about distemper this is the first time I've thought about it in over a decade for sure so I can't really remember how my 11 year old brain processed that I remember my friend a girl was crying but I wasn't I was comforting her for some reason saying don't worry it'll be okay weird that's not a sign of distemper it would be the opposite they would be lethargic vomiting and just other stuff that puppy was okay what he did was extremely cruel walked in on my friend's dad purring back when I was in middle school my friends and I used to play airsoft and we took it seriously we had expensive guns armor the whole nine anyway we used to play back in the woods behind our neighborhood in the middle of which there was a field so we're playing and I'm on the edge of the field along the edge of said field there are piles of mulch that had to be at least nine feet high we used them for cover well I saw my friends on the opposing team approaching so I ran as fast as I could and jumped next to one of the mulch piles except I fell in as I roll back out I can feel the barrage of airsoft bullets hitting me I'm out I'm out Jesus stop shooting I begged we never started they replied this is when I looked down to see that I am covered in fire ants I couldn't even see the color of my shirt panicking I start trying to rip off my clothes but I remember that I'm wearing armor which someone else has to help me remove so I endure the pain as my friends run across the field to me and eventually remove the as soon as they do I stripped naked as I begin running back through the woods and onto the main street of my neighborhood down a few blocks and straight into the living room of the friend whose house I was at which is when I made deer in the headlights eye contact with his two parents who are on the couch pausing only for a moment I ran out their back door and jump into the pool ah relief I want to know what the parents were thinking during all this they just see their son's friend running naked and then jump in the pool sleepover woke up to weird noises look to my left to see my bud bang in his girlfriend right there in the same room sleepover and who didn't join the threesome as they wanted dude I had a friend I guess when I was around 10 let's call him jack he invited me over to a sleepover at his house we were going to watch ghostbusters 2 which had just come out on VHS at Blockbuster anyways I get there and I am surprised to see the souther kid from my school there he was about our age let's call him Jim I remember going downstairs sometime after the movie started to get something to drink when I came back upstairs and opened the door I was shocked Jack and Jim were on the bed jack was on his back and Jim was on top of him I could see the baby erect Dongs basically banging into each other I was like WTF my 10 year old brain couldn't comprehend what was going on Jack acted like it was no big deal and called it sword fighting and wanted to know if I wanted to join him I just said nothing and proceeded to rewatch the movie I never really talked to Jack again you've been visited by professor Popa you lace all your classes this year only a few comment study hard papa if you are new to the channel you can 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Length: 17min 18sec (1038 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 25 2019