Karen Apocalypse

I think it's time we finally talk about the true victims of the coronavirus lockdown and quarantine which is of course the middle-aged short-tempered Karan's these brave women have been trapped at home for the last month with no one to complain to accept their anti-vaxxer groups no one to yell at besides their husbands no managers that they can speak to they have all this rage bottled up inside of them but nowhere public to meltdown and let it all out in a nuclear explosion of screeching and screaming and threatening lawsuits but the good news is things are opening up again which means the Karen's now can go back out into society and make it a worse place so please join me on this adventure I'll be your host I'll be like [ __ ] David Attenborough here and let's observe the Karen's going back to their natural habitats after their hibernation wonderful a chain-smoking middle-aged woman with her siren song such an angelic melody true mastery over her divine vocal chords able to deliver this banshees wail [ __ ] you the wild Karen's sharp instincts kick in hearing the sound of potential danger she feels as though the essential oils in the backseat of her car are threatened by a potential predator so she lashes out blindly hoping that the guttural shouts and puffing of her feathers will be enough to scare away the enemy she didn't mean that thank you that wasn't sincere at all I'm starting to get the feeling that she's just not a very pleasant person to be around now you've gone too far lady out here looking like the substitute teacher at Hogwarts for the Defense Against the Dark Arts course [ __ ] scary-looking loud lady [ __ ] hanging out in this drive-through looking straight out of a 1970s newspaper comic strip truly rude from this in here this woman looks like menopause she looks like if menopause was a person [Music] unfortunately that's where the video ends but I don't think her anger stopped there as you could hear she was still screaming still going and really hard I would have I half expected her to take a baseball bat to her own car just out of the confusion from the anger just heard itself in the confusion it is a truly baffling how someone can get this upset and have so little shame to just do it in public like this and I think that's what makes Karen's so special they don't have that level of shame or self-awareness so they keep going out and embarrassing themselves and since they've been locked up for a month they have a month's worth of embarrassment to catch up on so they're really kind of speedrunning that because there's been so many of these things going on I'll show you a few of them let's keep going this one was actually one of the saddest ones and most embarrassing in my opinion this is a Karen that's been heckling a group of street performers that are performing for these people that are just now leaving their house for the first time in a month just to give them something else to think about and entertain them and Karen said well I can't imagine anyone having fun I'm pretty miserable everyone should be miserable she's like doctors I lost from Courage the Cowardly Dog very unhappy so she's shooting her cannon balls of unhappiness at everyone around her so she just plants herself here she gives this very incredible ginyu force pose here with the double middle fingers really bold stuff [Music] she refuses to leave this is a four-part tick-tock video I didn't even know tick-tock had anything other than just shitty lip singing and dancing so this was kind of an interesting surprise and I like to bring attention to this I know I'm no major fashion icon myself but I do have to say I don't understand her sock decision here with the different links it's like Titus from Final Fantasy 10 with his pants she has sock that goes up to her knee and the other ones an ankle sock so that right there tells me that she just desperately craves attention so she's trying her best to be unique and not like the other girls with her fashion by having different links of socks which is kind of sad but it also fits in line with what she's doing here making herself the center of attention for no reason and at the cost of everyone else's fun we're doing here before man can you please move over spoilers she doesn't leave she's made up her decision she is going to ruin everyone else's day because her day and most of her days are apparently not very good so she's taking it out on everyone around her and this persists for a long time I'm not gonna show every part from this very pathetic saga here but I am gonna show a little bit we'll go to part two now one of the mothers from the crowd is begging with the lady - please leave because they want to watch the show and of course the Karen refuses to do that but what I find extremely interesting about this part as you just heard some woman in the crowd expressed support for what she's doing by saying it's a public square she can stand wherever the [ __ ] she wants I think that is incredible I will never understand how people can see behavior like what this woman is doing and be like you know what I agree with that she should be allowed to ruin everyone else's day it's a free country if I want to ruin everyone else's day cuz I'm [ __ ] miserable I can do it and [ __ ] all of you I like that the crown stood up and said [ __ ] off and told that lady to leave and she immediately left I just have to wonder how like this is huge everyone no matter what we'll always have supporters no matter how heinous and unlikable you are there's always going to be people that will support you I don't know if that's uplifting for some people to hear or not but I think it's depressing there should be objectively wrong ways of handling things and this is one of those from this Karen standing here ruining the day and yet still someone finds a way to support it crazy to me [Applause] [Music] luckily this fairytale does have a happy ending the police show up and escorted the [ __ ] out of there which is great news for everyone and there it's it's pretty wild how long it went on for though the police had enough time to walk over there and get her out before she left that's a long time of just making the atmosphere worse around her and I know she's gonna go home and think that she was in the right she probably talked about it on Facebook groups about how brave she was and you know everyone clapped when she ruined the performance everyone was thrilled with her stand for justice or some [ __ ] and so the delusion I'm sure is still there I don't think she had any amount of self-reflection or awareness for what she did or how bad she is as a person for this kind of [ __ ] but that's Karen's in a nutshell let's move on to the next one well yes that experience does sound traumatic there was another way of approaching this situation you could have backed the car up and then got in normally you chose to climb over the driver's seat and turn that [ __ ] into a playground to get there for some reason these Karen's that spend the majority of their life on Facebook and reading Fifty Shades of Grey fanfic still don't seem to understand that you can't sue someone for recording you in a public situation but I do like the way she phrases that you can't put someone's face on the internet without their permission it reminds me of Arthur where you can't go on the internet and tell lies it has that same level of innocence to it to a certain degree but I think it's time they finally get educated on Facebook instead of just believing in these [ __ ] weird conspiracy theories and [ __ ] to understand that yes it is totally legal to record in public about how close she came oh you stupid ass [ __ ] you wanna wrong I told you my boyfriend did not hit your car because she said it's my boyfriend hit your car yes [ __ ] is devolving into elementary school [ __ ] really fast and the security guard clearly wants nothing to do with it he leaves like a second after that he just says hey Kiki I just handle it and he just walks away respect to that guy cuz who the [ __ ] wants to be in the middle of this I do appreciate that threat right there from her you know that's some Xbox Live [ __ ] my dad works at Bungie and he'll get you banned if you steal my sniper again it has that same level of energy so there there is a level of intimidation in there that's pretty much where the video ends it's just back and forth of just like baby whining like like baby raging at each other I don't know it's not even like insulting anymore it's just kind of like actual whining but yeah all over a parking spot let's go ahead and move on to the next one I think there's something about cars that really tap into the primal rage receptors of the Karan's because a lot of the Karen outbursts happen around vehicles so it's kind of like this catalyst for explosion among mccarran's it's very interesting it helps channel their aggression and really bring it to the highest level it can be she's all over the place now attacking the spectator she sounds like Miss Piggy having a fit thrown a weird little tantrum here she's speaking as if she's writing this [ __ ] on Twitter from behind the computer monitor but in real life you can't hide behind an anime profile pic so now she's got her face attached to this despicable [ __ ] honestly a pretty thrilling conclusion I would have liked to see where it went because she was clearly in hot pursuit like some Mad Max [ __ ] honking that horn coming in hot but unfortunately there's no more to that video yeah there's been a ton of Karen sightings and incidences over the last week or so I just felt it wasn't necessary to show every single one I think these kind of represent the general attitude of wow it's how it's been getting react 'la mated to the you know Karen meltdowns out in the world now that they've allowed to leave their homes and you know they don't have to keep tapping into the wine cellar reserves so it's getting wild out there again and yeah that's about it so yeah

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 5,182,732

Rating: 4.9381232 out of 5

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Id: r_PfE9LwV_w

Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Fri May 08 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/42_youre_welcome]

Jfc a 12 minute video with maybe a minute of "Karens". This guy just won't shut the fuck up.

[u/AnotherUna]

Funny is a stretch

[u/DuketheImpatient]

This guy is probably the least funny dude on YouTube tbqf. Every joke is “this is like...” and then a bunch of extremely pedestrian comparisons. Zero versatility, lacks any genuine insight, and spends all his time punching down at easy targets.

[u/Garrick17]

My boy Charlie making noise

[u/cyllibi]

The redhead had a funny joke but her execution was poor, and without consideration for her mostly young audience. No defense for choosing to continue to stand there though. The guys were doing a performance with flips and stuff, and she stepped out to do her own double backflip.

[u/ButtPirate4Pleasure]

I feel like o will love this but I'm not sure I can handle the amount of anger and negativity I expect from all the Karen's

[u/ADogNamedPeter]

Imagine how many toes you have to stub on some furniture to be in moods like those

[u/maalco]

Hawai’i represent! The first Karen has Hawai’i plates

[u/culliebear]

This video has upset me... Can we just go back to calling them c***s