moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Oct 23rd, 2021 [House of Ashes]

so hey pre-notification gang spongebob sightings in the wild that sounds pretty cool thanks there's some pollution and the resub nerdy anarchist quick text message name's the resub ciscardi chris carty things the resub pie plan for tonight is to continue the tradition of playing the dark pictures games so jax and i are going to be running through house of ashes it looks like your sub astro net prime atleticate until dawn is their only good game i don't think it's the same people is it i don't remember there's the resub eggy what happened with the achievement contest i think both of us just kind of fizzled out of hunting achievements i'll probably still keep going through some classics for it though things that resub nate boarding thanks to the [ __ ] wolf pack and the resub chris kringles any urge for more tattoos yeah i don't know what i want though is a tier one legendary kodak it's the dark pictures games they're like really goofy horror games thanks to the prime jojo weeb and there's some ocelotel or ocelot a lot and the resub sir true carnage looks like it's wolf maiden things that give some bulk got a war and oh yeah i know about god of war on pc i'll play it when it comes to pc even though i already played it and loved it i think there'd be some prionic in the prime wolfmaster who's the resub meme lord my lightning fan i am i don't go to a ton of their games but i do enjoy it when i do things the recent look in the resub speed street dark pictures tonight keeping up with the yearly tradition these are the bits young yep they do like one a year so we've been doing this for the last two years three years including this is it brian exion do you mean horror games no it's called dark pictures bro it's a series of horror games exit bits deaths makes a tier one milk shield ashley tisdale is in this i i have no idea that's huge amazing tier one olivia no i've never seen system of a down live thanks to the resub covering leader and reset edwin have fun gopher the reason zach you gonna play with anyone yeah jackson and i we play it every year there's a resub thicken mcnugget in the prime leon this is going to be finished in one sitting yep it always does they're only like three hour games there's a resub and duran congrats on the huge weight loss delano that's wild congrats man makes a gifts of astro and the resub lion and tier one cuddle muffin the resub 98th crusader and tier one daddy and now jackson doesn't stream thanks to the bits of ipox makes the prime errand the beast does dune have the potential to be a better series than star wars well there's only going to be two dune movies i think but yeah i think dune was incredible what they've set up is really exciting thanks to recent churro and bread boy he's a tier one vale victorian there's some star wind now i'm not gonna spoil anything with dude but it was very good in the prime george kush next the resub salty king and crazy catherine and izzy jane and there's jar jar binks i'm gonna give some faux wrecks what made them go with timothy instead of you charlie oh i don't know that's a good question i could have been a really good paul well it didn't pop up for me well thanks for the reception harry thanks there's sub one left under the sleeve this game's terrifying i imagine you're being sarcastic jackson and i play this series every year they release one a year and we play it every single time and it's always like enjoyably goofy it's not like scary maybe tier one mal korean in the prime link and resub paper brick things that reset gray this is the worst one they've made cool there's a recent pikachu oh sweet thanks for the bits bob good to see you tonight just got out of the shower yeah this is the man of medan franchise the franchise is called dark pictures man of medan was the first game are you the big ten gift subs to be whole steve the resub crow thank you steve makes the resub zoomer it is ashley tisdale ashley tisdale that's great she was one of my bigger crushes when i was a kid i wonder if she knows that things three sub 10 babies will there be a moist meter on this game no absolutely not makes it tier one leprechaun in the prime rez in the bits psych game i don't know what a vow is i've heard of it before but i don't know what the [ __ ] it is i don't know what the immortal snail is either i don't know why you keep saying that what if it's another fast and furious crossroads god that'd be lovely [ __ ] that'd be good thank you sub toboggan in the bits bulk fast and furious crossroads was such a good disaster [ __ ] that game was fun hey steve doing all right hope you're doing well it makes it a bit bulk no the full game might be just probably the demo thanks to prime j and there's a tier one idle what do i think about the upcoming dragon ball movie i don't know anything about it how many dark pictures chapters are there this is the third thanks for some shadow dragon uh it's quite a bit of different things dragon i don't think there's any like crazy stuff in it though it's all right on the menu oh that's a fat one thank you the 25 gift subs thurston maybe the generosity man goddamn maybe the fat drop right away don't remember bring from the 360 yeah i didn't know there was a lot of hype around it so i wasn't really let down but it wasn't a good game that's wholesome thurston thank you man new album win uh won't be for a while but we've got a lot cooking up these are the five give some shadow dragon i hope you enjoy the sandwich man the new dragon ball movie trailer is so bad okay let me see it is it animated or live action i don't think it's bojack unbound i remember that one from when i was a kid it's a dragon ball super superhero is this it this does look pretty [ __ ] trash this looks like jump force cutscene what it's just like an edgy goth kid villain what the [ __ ] is this supposed to be this actually looks like the cutscenes from guilty gears drive and those cut scenes were made by four people wow [Music] that looks [ __ ] terrible this is like an officially licensed thing he's theresa blankey why moist made of the new arcane series i don't know if that is is the prime sheets wow this is like a real movie that's pretty embarrassing this is the five gift subs dead eye in the resub antonia ravioli i disagree i don't mind it at all that's shocking it's quite literally the exact same like cut scenes from guilty gears drive and that was actually made by four people i don't normally think cgi bad but this is not just cgi this is really bad cgi i mean to each their own but yeah that looks like dragon ball evolution if it was adapted into a lazy nick jr cartoon there's a gift sub jock did i see the gta remastered trailers nope i'll look at it gta trilogy definitive edition where's the trailer though is it this one yeah there's a resub koi boy hello i got a little job for you pal they mess with me they measure the biggest boy in town i'm glad to see things back the way they used to be oh that ought to put the coyote in the chicken coop huh i mean and if he's ratting us out kill him it'll be fun to replay them i don't think it's like a massive upgrade it's actually just a lighting mod oh yeah look that's even what the comments are saying it is i mean quite literally it's just a lighting mod i would hardly call this a remaster it makes it the tier one pascal and tier one batman killers not worth seventy dollars no especially when you can just emulate them for free anyway oh sweet well thanks trash there's a guy in the back this youtube night nope it's a dark pictures night we do this every year for the new dark pictures games apparently he's the same people as until dawn which i didn't know until dawn was really fun dark pictures are just like enjoyably goofy games yep playing with jackson thanks for your sub kwon yeah i'm sure that was [ __ ] awful sorry to hear that quon did i see the killer bean game i did it's a very ambitious project from jeff nice and recent high on hentai i'm gonna re-sub it yo boy should you consider playing the new jump king i don't really like jump king though like it's not even fun as a frustrating game or anything doesn't make me rage it's just not really fun wow jesus christ well thanks for the five batman and the uh the bike joke make sure you sub 90 90. is it tier one dionysus did i play infamous a long time ago i was never a big infamous fan they were okay games but i didn't love them like most people seem to exit tier one let me wild out what's this game about i don't know what this one's about but dark pictures as a franchise is just like this anthology of self-contained bad horror and you play it with a friend and you two basically just try and keep your characters alive through a really goofy adventure [Music] roger thank you no we're waiting for jackson this one is about the iraq war excuse me why have you seen the batman trailer yep i saw mrs outfit it looks great it's not about the iraq war but it takes place during it ah gotcha i did hear about i did hear about the alec baldwin shooting last night as it was a developing story chat told me about it pretty [ __ ] terrible oh nice trash that's good to hear you see they found brian laundry yeah they found brian laundry's remains thank you you said monroe mr recep zulkin master death is remains yet he's dead things arisa moira and i haven't played city heroes in a little while who's that brian guy he's the guy that killed gabby petito it means they give some shanks that lady gaga in the background can you hear that sounds like tiana's watching that superstar movie or whatever you will get a dmca because of the song playing in the other room yeah it's fine [ __ ] it i don't care she's blasting it it's really not loud this mic's just picking up a lot of [ __ ] how sweet thanks trash yep i've seen the matrix four trailer it was alright these recep doorman the album art for big bear doing things okay that is pretty cool album art you're not wrong that's nice [Music] thanks to the tier one shiny theresa bleary jackson just said he's getting a coffee and he's ready i might as well load it is this game here we go couldn't find it on twitch yep playing with jackson it's our tradition did i see the trailer for the new stardew developers game no no i did not see that [Music] hmm hmm there's the prime diet and trash all right well before jackson gets here i think i'm going to take a little bit of a tinkle so i don't have to pause the action so i'll be right back thanks trash give me two seconds so i'm back thanks resub jose [Applause] oh good [ __ ] jaden i didn't know that i saw they're both streaming i didn't know they were streaming together nicely sub gray aaron and goblin are fighting for a thousand bucks are your thoughts on hayden christensen returning to star wars sounds cool to i don't really care what they do with star wars movies anymore they really kind of [ __ ] killed it with the uh disney trilogy the shows are good though these are some killer bee brainerd i'm gonna try and be that number one speedrunner for this game nope i'm gonna play this game once and then never again just like every other dark pictures game so are there gonna be more copies of godslap printed usps lost my copy you can just email support for another one man but of that run no issue one will be out in december though it looks like it should be on target for december completely new fulfillment center so hopefully we won't have any more of these [ __ ] hiccups because that was really frustrating there's a recent wheat man what game did you guys play last time little hope and then before that man of medan i guess trash maybe i think the reset night owl wasn't a little hope a few months ago tried 12 months ago it's been a year a few months ago god damn oh man that was a while ago what makes the gifts of energized knight are you gonna start or just sit there well i'm waiting for my uh my partner here since this is a co-op game looks like there's some link i think most of these games been garbage yeah but enjoyably garbage is a shitty horror like think of a bad netflix horror movie and then put it into a game that's what you get so it's fun what do you mean ezio who cares that's number eight why the [ __ ] would i care if he did that was jackson ready can you send me a message here's the resub neutrino he's in a voice call have a good night all right man hey how's it going good how are you fantastic i've been waiting for this since last halloween yeah i love my dark pictures and my tradition it is do you remember the last game i guess i don't i do their house caught on fire in the very beginning they all died except for like a little girl and then throughout the game you go back in time to like the salem witch trials which has no bearing on that time period so it's just worthless that's the one with the bus driver at the beginning who ends up being the main character at the end yeah i that's the one where 80 of the time i correctly predicted the entire story from from the initial cut scene yeah sure god it was bad holy [ __ ] yeah it was bad i also remember the one of the only things i remember actually is uh it was there was a cut scene where i nailed every single button prompt and somehow you [ __ ] up every button prompt and got my character killed for it even though i did well oh yeah no that definitely happened i i don't really do the button prompts in these games i just let it ride i'm gonna predict that uh that's gonna happen again this this game this episode alrighty i'm ready whenever you are okay uh i'll host then is it shared story yeah it's shared story for multiplayer like online is it prime king i don't know downstairs but i hope you find a fix for it you're zealot right yeah you are you you should know that by now i've never changed my name true there we go alrighty i know nothing about this one though apparently it takes place in the iraq war so oh so i'm sure it's devoid of controversy that's fantastic it should be pretty good do we want to start as balathu or kurum i've got cursed or a coward i'll do balathu then but actually i don't even have an option it just says curse or a card or it doesn't say or just says cursed and a card whatever already up and maybe i'm happy being whoever i'm just going to do hot mic because i don't feel like doing push-to-talk so you're just going to hear everything yeah i was actually talk because i'm streaming my perspective as well um wow so yeah coming out of retirement dusted off the old obs every every year yeah well no we tried last year but it was just a black screen for 30 minutes um uh so i was actually i was telling them that i'm not going to hot mic and i'm just going to ignore my right right right of course of course yeah you hear that charlie every choice has a consequence don't fail those button prompts this time oh you bet your ass i will is it actually set in iraq or is it some like fictional i don't know anything about this game thanks to recep necro shade i was quick ah there we go this must be ancient egyptian times probably i love ancient egypt it's such a cool life yeah mythology words are meaningless yeah i need to turn on subtitles oh thanks i didn't even forget you could pause during this i got you i got you back are you using controller no i'm using a keyboard mouse all right i'm ready subtitles are on going to the reserve boy and nearly vanilla our king demands your sacrifice will lift his skirts from our land well that's a quick trade do it forgive me my lord the king demands your urgent presence no don't stop him he's about to save the land now you can still just kill him and then leave no yeah take this one back to himself i'll deal with him later they had prisons back then you're in luck yeah [ __ ] no what do you think he sent him to us i don't know probably life will sacrifice gender who's recent aqua we should leave this place the king his madness threatens to swallow us all this temple through some nobles i'd rather die in this cursed house than perish to the plague and famine out there we have our orders uh my twist is that the guy in the prison is gonna become the pharaoh oh maybe like a yu-gi-oh subplot where they start battling with the shadow games yeah he pulls out a dual deck oh i'll be big i see everything look around you some g-bomb i imagine it's not hard to wash your ass though you just get into a pond and get out i think it's pretty hard because you can't see it true so it doesn't exist in your mind they're sacrificing yeah sometimes just forget that i have a butthole in in our here oh whoops i didn't mean that blood of this army will nourish the sands the sacrifice will be fulfilled did you just make a choice i think so i said i'd kill him oh i kind of i poked the sleeping bear tell me general does she remind you of anyone liking i'm clearly in a position of power since i'm in a jail cell about to be sacrificed what age would she have been now 18. so we're not looking at the same thing because right now i'm looking at the uh naram sin what the tragedy oh right all right well i'm trying to kill some guy kill her to escape from prison if you want to come give me a hand that'd be great so did you uh you've made a choice to kill someone i'll do the same i'm i'm about to kill someone that resembles my own daughter jesus christ is duck all right i'm sorry she fought back oh well i'm just gonna use controller don't beat you oh i can't use controller now it's too late she's about to kill me i'm about to die damn quick time events oh don't worry i've had a key maybe i can unlock your full potential if i can find you what am i doing oh take this i just sniped her holy [ __ ] all right so we both already killed a person and it's only been two minutes yeah that's great need the prime beautiful the resub spade and viper who are you playing us uh apparently just like a ruthless loyal guy to the pharaoh oh you're loyal to the pharaoh i mean i just killed this lady yeah well that's rough now i have her head i just threw her head really far i found another girl maybe this is the girl that you haven't well that you killed are you a guy with paint on your face to claim such a pretty i actually don't remember he has a beard no thief washing asses that belongs to oh my god it's the hot topic of the day over in ancient egypt to wherever we are well thank you for the subs what's what's uh username perhaps you're lucky after all you get to hear your people thank you very much i shall fall before us i'll kill you our guardian ah you will learn who we are your king tried to wipe us out but we still stopped wait i think i'm seeing you killing this person yeah i think we're going to each other's perspectives now oh so you're seeing me in what i did in the prison i think so are you karoon stupid i think so yeah okay yoga didn't have a beard it was a helmet it was a helmet what yeah it was a pretty cool like helmet beard though and she just stabbed the [ __ ] out of you were you lying to me about what you did when she stabbed me she's clearly getting away oh no no no she i can assure you she doesn't get away yeah there's the sniping moment i see [ __ ] activated aimbot okay so now i watched you kill this guy yeah i didn't have any issues with it well i did miss a quick time event but i made up for it [Applause] thanks for the bits fiends and congrats on the upcoming baby fiends that's huge hope you have a great night man that's wholesome yeah congrats you're an ancient mesopotamia the king dude was gilgamesh the first hero of ancient history never heard of him i know him from the fate series the anime what's he ever done for me in fate he has like this cool noble phantasm where he can summon things from a vault and he drinks wine and [ __ ] and he's like 15. well what yeah he looks like a young kid kind of illegal underage drinking maybe that's pretty cool gonna be honest no wonder he was a king so are we seeing the same thing now a bunch of shields a bunch of yeah this is where the us army swoops in to kill gilgameshia if i remember my history correct there's a bunch of black hole helicopters if only you didn't kill that poor little girl yeah i think i cursed us imagine dying in a war for someone else yeah especially back then yeah like you only get one life well i guess that's still true today we haven't perfected that technology turn what up louder the gamer jackson gods give me strength surprise i'm not saying turn me down if that's this oh the game's quiet that's fine i think this is me unless you're seeing i think we're seeing the same thing dead gilgamesh yeah well we don't know if that's gilgamesh for sure yet i don't know one guy in the chat said it's gilgamesh so i'm just going to trust him that guy's got a paracel don't take these words who the [ __ ] are they fighting sounds like zombies can come to terms charlie let's just all right if i have a decision i'll form an alliance with you yeah let's form an alliance against the zombie board [Applause] i will help you too is silent viking oh relationship updated we formed a relationship oh did you pause on purpose yeah i just wanted to check out a relationship oh yeah so are you are you balother yeah i'm battle too all right so you were shocked at the death of the king great relationship oh my control was out of battery that's a good sign damn you gilgamesh's curse i'll be right back naram sin is an actual figure in acadian history so he's not gilgamesh or like what's up with that thanks to the bits again fiends gilgamesh is before this guy okay that's sweet thanks curion hey charlie you might know this since you're a full-time streamer people are saying that my stream is in 10 frames per second do you know if there's an easy fix for that uh you might want to upgrade your computer i don't know man why the [ __ ] is it 10 frames per second i don't know i feel like that's an issue that people have though i thought they might be an easy solution you probably have to turn the stream off and check like your bit rate and [ __ ] i'm not doing that you guys just download the stream and run it at 30 frames per second or something all right all right i got my controller back so we're ready to continue okay that sounds good oh yeah i might turn facing on how can i just do that real quick do what turn uh vsync on oh yeah try it thank you chad whoever said that thanks for giving sub sean the resub garant garangios and the prime flightless fishy all right you can continue although turning on v6 may have dropped the frames even i'm sure it's fine you think i should trust you i mean what the [ __ ] else are you gonna do oh you left me i told you where to go jackson will remember that this is where it gets scary help me with this i've already been shaking and seeing my king dead that was shocking i'm supposed to help you here uh i'll just let you do it actually it's payback all right let's see if i put enough elbow grease in there we're more used as a damp sacrifice well that was just me that was a bit far i didn't make that choice i didn't have a say in that one i guess we have to it's lame i bet these guys die later well considering the game takes place during the iraq war and this is 223 bc i think it's a safe bet that they don't make it or they find a time portal oh true true true for the builders they're going to cryostasis wake me when you need me thanks to the tier 1 jeff and theresa hex proof and stewie oh there's a button to cry sweet you just take me sloppy you have to control your heartbeat oh i'm good at this i'm crushing it charlie please i'm not i'm doing a great job this is where they call this game the guitar hero of horror hmm oh jesus christ again is this demon blind can't see your [ __ ] massive elbow swaying in the way oh [ __ ] sorry [ __ ] idiot wait did you blow yours too at the same time no you did somehow somehow it like focused on me for some reason no just the right i have seen it all now it was a tactical speed run skip yeah i bet the demons gonna drop on the ceiling and decapitate me and you're gonna run off fine [Music] yeah i know this lag chat oh cockroach where i'll i'll protect you in the helmet stay away from it it's gone i forget you actually move in this game are you just waiting for the cutscene to continue i thought it was just cut scenes on cut scenes i didn't remember movement all right so we gotta find something yeah i found it thank you tier one mef and two give some sean what does it say oh am i seeing this you're not yeah i'm not seeing it it was one of those premonition things i saw like a demon escape from the ground so just avoid the ground and we'll be fine you're right i'm gonna take a peek at it now oh come on man that was for me oh you're right it is like a a demon yeah that was definitely a demon right yeah i think okay let me take another pick just to confirm i just oh you only get one premonition otherwise you're just staring at the rock oh that's a shame we can't just watch it on loop what have you forsaken me gilgamesh oh i think there's another one here here just wait oh we can both inspect this one no no you stay away can you get your torch out of the way oh i'm actually stuck there we go why did your king raid the temple is the reason peyton and sniffy same story that history has taught us for gold or glory for greed hey look at the back of my head it looks like i've i'm wearing like a skin suit can you see the seam in my hand yeah there is like a seam in your head i wonder what's i'm a demon inside i bet oh or maybe you're like one of those like dolls that like split apart and there's another doll inside well maybe i'm us army ranger clint stevens this is my gilly suit you're undercover in 220 bc all right let's leave i mean you're the one that read the [ __ ] wall where do we go this way oh i can't read by the way i didn't read it i he said something about the king plundered this tomb for gold and greed yeah i heard him say that this work has very anti-capitalist uh rhetoric you'll you'll see that you'll see the influences later on yeah it strikes me as a very anti-capitalist kind of themed game you first we're safe down here you thank you carl yeah i don't trust you anymore after you threw that you kicked that rock out for the cockroach to find me it wasn't a rock it was a helmet what is that like a shotgun show i think it's like camera roll like film the history of gothyam there you go i gave you a serious answer to destroy our people but mark my words our story has just begun how do we get out it's not a very long history if it's wrapped up in like one tiny scroll is a friend is my double enemy we help stop fist fighting my super villain yeah i usually give some goat recent chance oh the camera's tight at the moment right in my [ __ ] that means there's going to be a jump scare coming up i hope you're ready just keep going straight oh i'm turning around for some reason why do i do that over here i'm right why are you why are you shouting i'm right next to you i'm trying to alert the demon do you think oh do you think this is like the gateway into hell or something oh maybe thank you some spidey give some gingerbread shut the door jesus it's satan what a goofy way of opening the door mine's left click oh my god it's coming jackson don't turn around jesus christ i'll cover you covering fire okay wait no i'm covering you what do you mean no i'm covering you what no no you're not you just do that you are opening the door what no you were opening the door on my screen you're opening the door oh my god it's the curse of gilgamesh we're hallucinating it's telling us against each other fight fight oh fight i was getting oh what the [ __ ] jackson you son of a [ __ ] my instincts your instinct is to betray i thought you weren't surprised no fight the demon what happened to the brotherhood the us army code what the [ __ ] i thought you wanted a genuinely duel why would i want a gentleman the order of opening the door no [Music] oh you absolutely deserve this [ __ ] i'll be honest i try i tried to go back to uh click the fight button but it already locked in betrayed for some reason i don't know how this controller works what if we both hit betray where we just like hit each other at the same time yeah would it be would it become like a star wars lightsaber as all the demons watch these are you some fast and garlic bread every year they have one banger and it's always kind of the same what do you mean the song the soundtrack what the yeah that was a big crush of mine when i was a kid oh yeah you bet actually star wars what's the what's the name the um the other one in sweet life uh i don't remember it come on someone will tell me brendan yeah [Music] jackson what the [ __ ] you're ruining the concert someone said my volume was too loud i need to turn it down to please that one person in chat all right guys the song is going to continue right now [Music] i just want to let let you know that you can trust me from now on i need to get that out of my system yeah no i have no doubt i can trust you from this point forward it was just a button prompt it was weird it was changing positions you won't believe it that is why they call it the guitar hero of horror games i suppose i don't all right look if i'm being completely honest i was in character my character didn't trust your character from the time when you knocked over that rock oh it was an rp check i get you yeah i knew you were coming for me for my shotgun shell thing [Music] does this guy have anything to do with the actual story he just tells it to us you think maybe what we just did started the iraq war or something how do you think it ties it up that's how they found the oil guiding you through the unknown would you find the path to salvation that was actually saddam hussein's hiding spot that we've discovered that's where we were let me speak that's what those evil hands are about to make some difficult decisions decisions that will affect the lives of others how those decisions play out will become clear over time sorry you can just descend into the unknown once more a party is nothing without a host as i'm sure you will play yours shall we begin there we go you make this is my repository oh wait what the [ __ ] i think my frame rate fix itself somehow stories stories about friends that's big charlie all i need to do is betray you and fix everything that's good you lifted the curse and death understand thank you some mullet i am not here to help you you hit 99 yet not in fishing but in fletching i'll do it on stream though so i'm saving it from time to time how far away are you running bright just one inventory of javelin heads from 99. oh that's close yeah some choices will bring you closer together my mother's are you 99 agility yet no i'm i that's one of my lowest let me give you a few words the first one i'm training throughout the pokemon you will encounter certain pictures pictures which allude to possible outcomes i suggest you pay attention to their meaning it could foreshadow a future best avoided but alas sands of time have run out for us we'll meet again soon to see how you fell or failed all right uh here we go this looks like the same place right well yes 2003 the future do you think this is ashley tisdale nope yeah that is absolutely huh right i think it's draco malfoy turtle but just the guy just had ashley tisdale's voice not particularly welcome to cam slayer oh god he's got ptsd oh i get to make a decision right here hand job i wish quote this weight life imagine if i just got to make out with you presentation as soon as we get word from the ceo you're good to go you should read this there's some five gift subs monkey good to see you again wait so are you seeing us are you seeing people make out at the moment no no no no no wait you're you're actually kissing someone yeah what oh i thought i thought you knew that oh no what wait that's like over here seriously wait you so you don't see eric right now i am actually with ashley tisdale okay so we're saying completely different things man what the [ __ ] you have the cool you're having sex with ashley tisdale here laying pipe fighting for my country what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm over here just leaving a helicopter as eric [ __ ] charterton mcdiarrhea and you're able to have sex why they're like gutting down holding a check no i'm just [ __ ] talking to some nerd at the door dude i'm i'm actually laying pot we would make i thought when you said making out like you knew that no i thought this is you were two there's no i'm going to stream there's no way that's happening the army is fantastic over here no there's no [ __ ] way what the [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] the tour of duty over here what are you doing why you should see it there were titties luckily you didn't see it actually you saw titties already oh my god i said hey you were looking at my ashley titt stales and then she looked you're having quite the choice you what you got the absolute bet like you got champion's point of view lucky yeah oh man it was special thanks to the five gifts subs again maki in the prime twisty oh hey hey matt and christian i hope you guys are doing well what's the love from me it's the recent prime yeah if anyone wants to see titties come to my stream it's a good selling point actually i'll be banned for this i'm fine with it i think i'm playing as ashley tuesday weeks ago was living it up in here down down and candy bars some poor bastard clipped his toenail nice image if only you could see the state of the right time to go find another man to make out with where are you maybe we can meet up and form a relationship i don't i don't think i'm anywhere near you you'll know when you see me hey everyone's embedded everyone wants a piece of history what the [ __ ] dude i think i'm a cheater oh you're cheating on someone yeah i just picked up a photo and it's me as actually tisdale with like some blonde haired guy oh that's me you're cheating on me you sick [ __ ] you just keep betraying me it was a mistake it was just army stuff you were so far away it's been four years away from you what do they call a soldier's wife who cheats while he's away a jody i guess every unit has i don't know but i'm not really away we're in the same battlefield you're just in another room yeah i think that's just called cheating oh jody is the guy who [ __ ] your wife okay okay yeah gotta go get prep well does he know why is it the guy's fault uh i don't know they just call him jody's i guess i knew there was a word for it i feel like you should have a problem with the woman at that point not the guy that's what i always thought too hey it's george bush is he combat ready what the [ __ ] why is your storyline so much more fun than me what are you doing working on like humvees and [ __ ] i'm just carrying a briefcase around and talking to nerds i'm meeting president bush he's giving me like a purple stuff you want me to make a call now i'm all good people who sit behind desks don't tend to catch so many bullets you know and now we're making out again the one and only satellite guy all right i'm coming to find you i got something to tell you all right can we fully rp this like you know that i cheated now but can you pretend that your character doesn't know sure yeah oblivious we can rp you'll know when you see me i look like johnny cage i'm in some kind of like command center in the temple she's gonna flip her [ __ ] hello boys you wanna make up oh i'm already like defending your honor that's my wife he's wearing a hat and a flashlight it does sound like a guy i made out with things there you said jeff [ __ ] and duluth there's so much lore around sure i'm so sorry rachel never said it's actually a kind of cool setting like i've never really seen a heart well have i a horror game like set in the 2003 invasion of iraq she's going up in the world if it helps we like to think of it as a unique term of endearment oh no all right i've got some information for you and it's not about my infidelity all right hit me this is gonna be a solar eclipse soon and i bet that's gonna kick off the curse man everything you're doing sounds so much better than the [ __ ] i'm doing wait are you eric oh wait no you're yeah i'm eric i'm rachel hey oh rachel you look great it just popped up uh like keywords underneath your name and said you're rational and insecure yeah that did that earlier you know i'm insecure this is my team yeah [ __ ] of eric also jason said that you're uh queen [ __ ] who's jason i don't know some dude well he's in for kissing this is my team now what are you talking about i had a choice and i chose to be an [ __ ] does this make you like me more rachel are we married we are married are you serious have you known me to be any other way [ __ ] you i'm bringing you up on gender discrimination charges so kind oh i can see why you've cheated on me now control of this operation this is jason and intolerant isn't five good subs again monkey jesus christ thank you access to your network uh rachel what i'm gonna give you the silent treatment rachel is everything okay oh oops okay i guess i'll go i gave the wrong person silent treatment she had nothing to do with that i'm sorry classic rachel found something also was that choker standard military issue gear i don't know it's 2003 the the standard rules of engagement may have been different back then since you've apparently [ __ ] the whole platoon so yeah if it was up to me everyone would have to go into battle wearing butt plugs from the highly classified keyless program [ __ ] up something to me keep it safe from rachel satellite system that i personally pioneered oh well i'm impressed please pioneer away you behave like this in all your briefings corporal boys are just eager to catch a break sir no harm meant very well satellite sweeps of the war zone have uncovered what appears to be an underground storage facility oh that's probably where we died of course require further investigation but i strongly think we're gonna find out buddies chemical weapons hey it actually is the domes chemical weapons facility good call god i'm so good at this one like to raid the facility and seize any weapons on site so wait saddam hussein was using demons all over the country i don't know if he was using them he might just be in the same place demons were the army is giving us a ride out there no i think he's that makes a lot more sense than invading someone for oil if saddam hussein had demons on his side i'd be invading that [ __ ] we have to close the portal to hell up yeah there's been a change of leadership but rachel's operational expertise and local knowledge is just as valuable as ever she'll be flying with us and i want you all to show her the same respect did you stand up for me i did it wasn't a choice though i'm ready that's tribal territory out there colonel make no mistake those people are feral i swear to god if one more of these guys gives me attitude i'll make them have sex with my wife too many birds could bring them down on us we move fast in fast out have you met any of these guys merwin hey careful boy they look cool though once i get to know him maybe we'll start making out all right was that high fiving over [ __ ] rachel before what's your call i want this to be big [ __ ] my wife i have a choice to make here what if i just say nothing like what happens that's what i did and i look like a dick i'm just not going to say anything well then i'll say nothing to you what the soldiers figured out go dark until weapons are secured you don't break radio sounds within 24 hours well that was an uncomfortable silence [ __ ] can go down in 24 hours i'll quit being a [ __ ] i'm just saying that's all uh we need to come together as team leaders and decide who dies first yeah i want that dead which one they're all kind of nerdy ladies and gentlemen that one this is how we stop saddam from using these weapons oh actually that guy he's no no he no i want him alive that last guy if i had a choice i'd probably say joey joey's the one with the glasses yeah that's the one i was talking about too yeah i don't know man this don't feel right there's a recep ghost i'm getting this tingle down oh sweetie look good rub down sort that right wrong big trees i just can't pause it again i've gone through my a lot of pauses that's what you get from spending too much time with eric is there anything you can do so which one of these guys did you have sex with uh um i think it was the girl the tattoos like the black guy at the end of the lineup you can have some alone time with him thank you clarice is there something you'd like to tell me rachel something on your mind no i'm saying nothing you should know it wasn't my decision to take over your operation what are you gonna do huh oh i'm just excited i'm just excited to see you watching back is there an option to do that it's been a long time since we last saw it i missed you rachel eric please let me finish i still love you and not a day i want to make it work went by when you weren't done oh my god eric you [ __ ] that's not the right move you have to show that you're capable of being on your own oh my god this is pathetic i just want things to go back to the way they were god i'm drier than the iraqi desert at the moment things weren't so great between us but they could be been through worse a lot worse hmm i want a divorce no no you and i there is no uni yeah oh dad don't say that why don't touch my hands oh my god i'm gonna get reported i'm gonna get court-martialed he touches my head she's like was that was that daniel's [ __ ] you got in that box of tricks anyway thanks for the reset mets fan ultraviolet light we use it to sweep for explosives let me have a go no need to prime cinchy how much longer could that download clarisse i needed asap it's five minutes asap enough for you nope no one respects this guy yeah for good reason he's just a [ __ ] not the greatest bandwidth we work with what we have can you sign this 1348 huh equipment release form can you i'm sure people are saying he put that light back in the box turned on like an idiot yeah i hear you better is it gonna be drained don't worry i'll undo your mistake where's the box i'll fix this issue yeah can you turn the light off i think it's just all lore laying around and i don't feel like reading yeah i made the mistake we need to be mobile i don't want to i don't want to talk to the nerd either can you talk to the nerd i don't want to talk to any i can see you shuffling around behind me he's mine stay away from him is that the guy i made out with i don't know no no you can have him please i'm force recon i've trained in high altitude low opening hey i know captain sidekick also conditions that would make money don't know how to scream you paint quite the picture i hope you're more than just mouth maureen hmm there's some tough guy [ __ ] going on over here climbing gear oh god i'm talking to the nerd jesus christ why why would you do that i'm just as pissed as some of these guys what's up i've had a [ __ ] morning yeah he's roughly feathers i can just listen to your conversation yes um i'll be a [ __ ] none of your damn [Laughter] listening to all my conversations hey rachel do you want to get back together yet how do we just start the mission is it reset amir all right so let's let's agree on like a core foundational thing though if there's a mission where we have to send in someone to like i don't know defuse a demon bomb or something that they've set up we'll send the nerdy guy i agree you struggle with that don't you maybe i'll get you some velcro boots so you don't have to worry about your shoes why is everyone roasting merwin what do you mean everyone you did that i did the same [ __ ] yeah i was like are you afraid of heights [ __ ] what you want me to wipe your ass for you as well what is up with ass wipings someone someone on the development team had a difficult time learning that procedure there's just a lot of unwashed asses going around in that game dev studio it's like riot games they they forbid the people from wiping their ass they're just [ __ ] stinky and smelly all the time there's some big shotgun shells over here or something this is what i think maybe it's the thing from before that was on my neck it's not white phosphorus no it's white phosphorus just give me war crimes on them understood i understood what are you doing i'm playing with white phosphorus you're not even touching it you're standing there yeah how do we i want to go fight stuff actually give me one second uh i'm gonna use one of my pauses i'm gonna go say goodnight to tiana all right no yeah yeah take your time i need to fix this okay thanks to resub grievous and sardine i'll be right back all right how do i turn off noises maybe this one where are the noises coming from oh there we go i found it nope still happening jesus christ i'll just mute all of it all right let's see if that fixed it goddammit oh i think that fixed it all right i'm not gonna get alerts anymore it's just gonna be off completely is that the pc or air conditioning i hear it's my pc i've got it right next to me although the air conditioning is on as well but you can't hear that hey all right so i'll use this time while charlie's gone thank you everyone in my stream who subbed and followed appreciate it i don't stream so don't get your hopes up but thank you thank you for the gift subs also all subs all all money you send goes to charity as well it goes to over here in australia all right you ready yep there we go i think thanks to the resub lj all righty all right so i'm looking at the map charlie it seems like we have the us forces in the top and we have the british forces in the bottom and it seems like your head is in the way can you please move i'm trying to look at it thank you and it looks like the base that we're attacking is operated by polish command so are we at are we at war with the poles i'm not the polish people here well the curse knows no bounds and this is the nerdy guy for the polish uh was poland like a big contributor in 2003 to the war effort ah that's a good question i don't know exit tier one uns unsave your name we need out oh i'm gonna try going to the door don't you know what happened to the door with us last time don't do it yeah this guy's he's he's guarding it pretty well do we have to talk to everybody and examine everything i don't want to i will uninstall before i have to do that if i have to do that oh oh here we go did you do that or we're just waiting on a call i don't know i picked up like a confidential document it started so uh for everyone that wasn't listening or just showed up charlie can you give a rundown of what happened you want to ask uh so gilgamesh unleashed a curse and some demons came and we killed each other in a crypt the catacombs and now they i got all that but what about this part like the u.s military the us army is here to track down saddam hussein and my wife is cheating on me so i'm gonna need someone tough and control that in games [Laughter] oh you're no longer rachel now you're saline i don't know i just saw i'd say that you're saleem it's a lame other man i've got an anniversary present i'm coming home to my wife [ __ ] rachel's gonna be in their [ __ ] house we're coming in fast hey mommy what's your mama in the crew oh i look like such a nice guy i want to play as this guy why are you [ __ ] like they both swallow marines that's pretty good boy who are you i'm still here so nasty oh god you're gonna kill me you're gonna bust through the window like a spec ops uh attack don't assassinate me about it i actually that's probably what's gonna happen i should tell more of those bad boys lined up because i'm clearly not a us military man you do want to cut the [ __ ] and focus on the mission hey you have like recon on my house or something we're in a helicopter right now can you provide intel so i know where to hide i'm surprised when you start dropping bombs on my civilian house i'm getting jealous all right we're just telling your mama jokes right now so i think you're fine for the time being [Music] i know this guy's gonna die horrifically because he was so happy walking into his home with like a anniversary gift for his wife and stuff and now she's gone oh yeah we're gonna drop an anvil on my butt what's going on in there what the [ __ ] is this just some [ __ ] i gotta work through man it's all good i'm chill i got your back nicky also i'm not eric anymore i know it make sure you do you like the plane getting ready to drop bombs i'm jason it's amplified semper fi what's that some kind of boy scout thing it's a marine racer you said it means always live so what it's supposed to be lucky have a boatload of superstitions hit me with one all right check it out never go back when you're disembarking the helo otherwise you curse the whole time i'll be angry that's gotta be about the stupidest thing i have ever heard yeah well maybe but as i see it why take a chance eyes forward at all times you look backwards in a war zone there's no wonder you get your ass shot off oh god we're dropping oh no please we're gonna succeed oh man i just found out bad news don't make my day worse please please i just found out my son's a criminal please stop oh no i'm a good guy at heart i'm just trying to have a strong relationship with my son i've got some bad news jackson oh god it's a us military truck oh so you haven't even seen the helicopters yet oh christ we're dropping in oh god my uh commanding office is telling me the invaders are flying him is that you by any chance no it's probably somebody else it's probably those damn polish people are you wearing a blue shirt no i can kill that guy okay yeah oh he's he's absolutely [ __ ] uh i'll give you a chance i'm gonna fan out and hold fire but i had the chance of just scorching earth here yeah thank you i need to find my son i need to have a last conversation with him at least oh god i think i'm about to be killed by american people how about this i i insist on a truce maybe we can work together and go find my son i really should just [ __ ] blast you you betrayed me in the catacombs earlier that was that guy don't take it out on a man trying to have a relationship with his son true i guess i could have killed the whole village like if i did that i would have killed this entire city it seems yeah for one grudge that's why you're not in the army i think i'm out of the city you can kill people in city now oh we're gonna find you i think i think i just saw you in a helicopter so i think i'm coming to where you are going to pop yellow smoke at the lt and bring in the kernel i decided against violence oh that was the right call advantage of that i'm sitting at my ambush now so you chose to hold your fire right yeah maybe i can work out a truce maybe our two countries can coexist no casualties farm security processing captain captain now which one are you what kind of helmet are you wearing the like the normal hat guy with a flashlight yeah yeah yeah we have yet to carry out a full search oh actually if you could do me a solid find where the nerdy guy is kind of lead him at him to the opening day i'll try and flush him out as a consequence any hold on iraqis are probably on high alert i'm disappointed lieutenant let me assure you colonel my team is ready for anything is that a fact lieutenant hmm ooh i think i see the woman with a choker place locked down tighter than a virgin do not finish that sentence corporal are they ready for questioning yeah just don't ask them any tough physics questions let's go stay sharp if anyone's so much just raises an eyebrow i don't know why people always complain about i can see this slider like it's consistently in yellow for the entire game i guess they want it like peaked so is that this uh okay i'll turn it up though it's intuition no no no no no don't don't want to turn this up no no oh my god i'm about to take the shot you're about to take the what i i'm in um what who are you shooting we're just at it hey i'm taking a shot at friendship i'm offering a hand also guys to the the whiners there's literally nothing i can do it's actually maxed out so i don't know what to tell you that's unlucky you guys are gonna try this just gotta compensate for the recoil god it did you send someone into my chat to start spreading propaganda about how i scammed you into friendship because there's one guy in my chat just doing that no he was saying that earlier like for the first hour over here too [Laughter] [Music] you've trained them well are you kidding me why are you pausing i'm not pausing i didn't do anything it says pause my monster at the top it says it right there i i i didn't do anything my hands weren't even on the mouse or the keyboard i'm pausing it you can't you can't stop fate just take it oh i'm standing for wind trajectory stay still i'm just gonna pat you down do you see people getting pat down right now or no yeah yeah yeah i think they're my friends okay yeah we're patting them down do you see rachel uh no that's where she is i won't kill her just tell me where she is i think i need to i think our army knows we can get laid if we can find rachel thank you lewis and willie stand by i've got this alex what am i doing i'm just looking at you guys through binoculars can you see me up on the ridge behind you no i see like some sticks yeah where we're around there the hell is that i think you need to do something maybe i was like the blair witch what there's like a bunch of like stick things oh it's probably like they worship the demons or something yeah uh i'm gonna get mad i'm gonna say [ __ ] your voodoo [ __ ] oh that was a bad call okay jason just he just started the curse god damn it jason single-handedly trying to impress rachel i thought you gave this place the all-clear rachel just murdered a man admit i just leave you guys for two minutes and you kick off a curse oh jesus christ we're pulling out rpgs charlie uh uh on us or someone else uh you i only get it by some cover or something i'll just go out the front door maybe i could like find you guys you're like hey don't do that did you see me over the bridge holding an rpg what happened to you being like a nice guy all right i am going to be a nice guy i'm aiming for the uh helicopters no i won't you need to look after my son if my army kills me all right should have been more alert back there find my son seriously though some damn good shooting i owe you one i had the option of shooting my rocket launcher at you guys but i chose not to charlie i hope you know that oh you're such a hero oh never mind i was forced to that looks like fun oh god yep no we're feeling it immediately jesus christ luckily luckily no one i know was in there not yet oh my god the nerdy guy just got shot in the foot i'm the man of my word why are you doing this jackson do you see my face no you're seeing something different then i threw some caramel we're up on the race oh god i'm about to die oh wait i'm in control now which one are you jackson uh okay never mind i'm the guy with the beret with the sunglasses i was about to [ __ ] blast you i took too long to pull the trigger though god dammit all right i'm coming down to offer a peace treaty yeah now it's probably the perfect time for a peace negotiation i think let's all sit down with adults in trade for peace i will give you this spent rocket launcher [ __ ] you [ __ ] you man merwin's really going in oh god i'm sorry i just killed one of you guys [Music] i don't know yeah [ __ ] you too they all look the same to me all right i'm starting to massacre your guys now come on we're freedom fighters against people come on i have a son as a failed marriage i've got good news jackson we're breaking out the white phosphorus already that's all it took to even see if it didn't even show up yet i just approved it yeah it's inbound oh my god good luck i hope you weren't over there i was i was actually fighting for you the entire time what do you mean you hit my [ __ ] helicopter with an rpg my leader forced me to i'm just i'm saying right now but i'm not doing it i didn't realize there was a quick time event i just fell over did the white punch was exploding the helicopter from your failed quick time event oh i'm having a sick fight with my commanding officer right now for the freedom of us military force i am single-handedly destroying your entire my crew here jesus did you just throw a frag grenade no that wasn't me you [ __ ] died nick [ __ ] oh so you guys killed the nerd wait he's fully dead well it's looking like it all right we can leave now everyone evacuates he just dropped white phosphorous on him bye they [ __ ] killed the nerdy guy why'd you do that i didn't mean to it was just i was just trying to teach him a lesson i wonder if there was a way to save them i didn't really make any choices you just kind of stormed them and [ __ ] them up like that i didn't storm anyone god is that damn it phosphorus burning these people right now can someone give me a sit right on the contact we'll just fire up dropkick this is killjoy two we are under fire and going down targets have advanced into the lg there's this get any worse ali i have you surrounded this is your last chance give up peacefully get down on the floor i swear i'll put a [ __ ] hole through you um are you about to kill an innocent person yeah i can't decide if i do it or not i'll let him go what's he gonna do he's good good man doesn't anyone speak english anymore all right well that was just a weird thing to say yo did you hear that yeah oh you're behind me i see you flanked me they're not mitch i i'll choose not to kill you don't worry we can be friends are you sure okay thank you so much they say we'll learn to come together as a team i'm about to kill you for starting this earthquake that's the white phosphorus rachel rachel oh why the [ __ ] does he still care about rachel yeah well he doesn't know he he got cheated on i don't know but she's cool and said i hate you i don't want anything to do with you true exit reset freckles all right so now we're gonna have to come together as a team yeah the demons we'll have to be friends now i honestly didn't kick off that wall by the way i believe you made me that's why i said shoot him oh man what the [ __ ] oh do you think the demons are like an allegory for like chemical weapons and stuff nuclear weapons like god's you know how godzilla is like an allegory for it oh maybe oh i have a flashlight who are you playing as first of the squad uh the guy that i was initially making out with j uh nick i'm nick okay i'm looking for you i met a rock i i mean i guess i'm surrounded by rocks really no no i know exactly what you mean i'm on my way oh jesus christ uh there's monsters down here i'll be there in just a second i'm tracking him i can end this wall right here charlie if you give me permission yeah kill him kill the demons stupid demons didn't even have guns do you just execute them they're pretty easy to kill my god we're not alone down here oh i just found some remains oh good jesus oh my just the remains of the demons i just executed did they have human skulls oh never mind i found you are you at like a giant hand yeah yeah yeah all right well the demon was behind me my guy seems really chill about having just seen like what is clearly not anything known to mankind doesn't seem to care hey something you know that you nick hey son what's up buddy hey nick like that something thanks robbie appreciate it that we landed thanks for saying benny we need to get back top stop story chat you can't see my cats at the moment they're asleep in bed this place ain't no weapon silo but it sure is [ __ ] crawling with iraqis nick yeah i think i saw an iraqi back there actually what's going on all right i'll oh i'll confess i saw something what do you mean lying huh i mean it wasn't human in a tunnel should have never gotten off that hilo hmm are you the i'm jason not now i need you to keep it together just a while longer i'm gonna be super intense we need to get out of here right now you believe me yes dude [ __ ] all right lead the way you ever seen anything like that well i think we should clearly go deeper into these rooms i flunked history at school oh there's a newspaper here oh god another prophecy what's it say someone's going to get ripped to shreds i can't i'll just take your word for it i'll just keep my eyes peeled for a lion there's just a circus down here just i think it was you that's gonna get ripped to shred by the line so just stay away from any lion holes all right all right yeah i'll try and avoid their nests my hair's not as long as charlie's chat robbie says he loves you jackson he makes the private scholar robbie skywalker or stark weather oh i saw i thought you meant ingame so like a sub or something love you too robbie jesus what the [ __ ] jesus i'm trying will you stop squirming around oh that's bad he's bleeding out we have to cut him down right now is that the nerdy guy no the nerdy guy is already dead [Music] cut the wire oh this might be the guy that was going to get dragged by the lion so [ __ ] you don't think i could hear you well don't tell him you're going to make it so what was that just a bunch of barbed wire he fell into yeah all right i just got a hat hurry the hell up you got this you keep looking [ __ ] oh he wasn't an unnamed soldier that's actually a character who the hell loaded these packs i think that's the guy we both insulted before we left no that was joey no it was melbourne oh maybe it was merwin what the [ __ ] just happened merwin probably can't wait to die right now [Music] merwin what the [ __ ] get up merwin what did you cause you said what does that noise sound like it sounds like stock demons [Music] are you helping him are you just caressing his stomach like he's pregnant what are you doing i'm helping i'm pressing x it's the hope button version of the fat version let's give it some strength it's a demon i'm here to help i think i'm suffocating him i'm giving him some morphine no it's now we need to turn him into the hulk oh yeah can we blast him with some gamma radiation you stab me in the back usually expecting you to do that nick let him go jesus christ did anyone bring some emergency anime maybe we can show the uh demons anime you're choking oh jesus christ i actually did choke him i can't find a pulse can't find [ __ ] balls why did you do that i didn't mean he's gone nick it kept telling me jesus christ what the [ __ ] i choked him to death yeah that was really impressive you've got some strong hands i i just had my hand over his mouth i wasn't like tugging on his neck he's there he said bernito growl in tier one jeremy so what's that two deaths from me now yeah you've killed two different yeah you've killed three different people now it's really impressive to be fair i was just doing what it told me to do like i thought i was trying to keep him quiet look assassinate him now i'm celine i'm eric i'm the guy initially was with the sun this whole damn place is about to come down where the hell are the marines so was merwin supposed to die there no matter what hurts in jackson just murder him i didn't it was literally telling me to press x i tried something's interfering with the signal he's not supposed to die be nice i don't know do we get the good ending anymore or is that over smelling the secret to the goodies no i've got your back rage stay close you'll be fine i just have to whistle neal come running right sounds about right people are saying i could i could have chosen to not press rope but when does that ever come in handy when is the game ever expected you not to press something all good well i mean you were choking him out you could just been like i don't know i had my hand over his mouth that's not choking him out he was just keeping him quiet not suffocating him i thought he would put up more of a fight that's a steep drop to nowhere he could have chosen to stay quiet true hey look there's an airflow i say we climb someone just for that i'm not see how that plays out it's nothing just something i picked up back at base there's recent tyson are you ready are you wait david's even chasing us at that point i i'm not sure i think we were fine yeah i think we escaped it just joked about this doesn't look much like an open silo to me oh i'm gonna be really like annoying to my wife about that wouldn't you oh they're stuck together yeah you've been pissed with me since i arrived at the base now eric seriously think i don't see it it's written all over your face do you have any like weapons sit down and discuss your insecurities but for now maybe you just [ __ ] take it on the chin or did you lose your guns when you dropped uh no i have a gun okay oh i just lost mine guess we could classify this as quality time you and i always did have a different view on quality type this is just a shitty marriage in the catacombs rage you mean the sense of feeling lost man eric sucks i think you should kick him while he's down like hand him divorce papers i if i was playing as rachel i would this guy sucks why what's he doing he's being passive aggressive that and he's just like hey does this remind you of old times rachel as we're just walking around like an old [ __ ] tomb yeah our first date was actually a demon-infested nest can i just shoot no i can't oh my god i just wasted another flare there's a recent richard what i'm the better option to be to just climb out of this giant pit well with what hands free climb true i mean yeah it didn't seem that deep oh it's fine i could see this like i could see the hole in the roof he's a prime scoot i just dropper i think i'm in a scary tense moment because i'm alone at least you have someone to talk to there's someone who actively hates me yeah the demons are just watching they're like [ __ ] i don't want to get involved in that [ __ ] he's a prime leiden no i found a dead friend not again i've seen too much death got a certain coal under pressure mostly caused by me no there was nothing you could have done it was like i'll choose pacifism from from now on hard to say these carvings look religious i'll try to solve situations using my words not my hands scarlet oh that was the wrong option you just kill somebody else i choose not to shoot should i shoot this monster charlie shoot it shoot it you probably can't make peace with okay good idea maybe that was like the diplomat that you just executed in cold blood it's been so long since we had visitors yeah like injured friends well he's definitely pissed now he's probably not super happy about getting shot where's it coming from it didn't do anything by the way it really angered him we should move oh jesus i think i caused a car to fall on it somehow decapitate it that's it's deep that looks safe to you it's our only option all right i have the i have another kill by the way first confirmed demon kill though you're on fire mvp we're in like a red temple now oh i think i'm rachel oh are you okay nice why are we going even deeper it's the only way out it's really by going deep enough it'll wrap around to being on top again does eric truly still believe that uh saddam hussein's in here oh unbelievable have you seen a demon yet no i haven't seen one yet you've killed like five of them but i haven't seen one yeah i'm the expert i know how the hierarchy works the chain of command you can trust me all right should i just be mean to you still yeah i don't care you can do it you want to be here yeah i mean you're kind of mean already it's so wrong you look around you oh you're just hurting my feelings now all this [ __ ] for what that was really mean i want to go back to the other guy who's having fun killing demons oh you've made me very sad i don't want to be a part of this relationship trauma should have triple checked the data exhausted every possibility god you're so insecure oh sure this was it i understand what it meant to you eric i'm so sorry don't forget you also have a tiny penis um i'll be assertive there's no use in dwelling on it we need to focus on the task ahead and find a way out of this place i want your last moments to be miserable the hell is that subsidised he's a prime castro this looks like archaeological gear somebody was studying this room yeah we've already established that what's the dom he's saying right he's in here hanging out watching naruto got the marines to us he's been spending the last four years trying to broker a peace treaty with the demon forces it'll work there's a recent shun just needs gas we need to find some what if this game tries to tell us that saddam hussein was embodied or like taken over by the soul of gilgamesh and that's why he did evil things oh that'd be a huge twist oh jesus there's a giant turret over here let's just stay here this seems good this does seem pretty effective at least in a like a 90 degree cone of vision why would there be a machine gun here there's a prime tube world war bobby tyson with the time the archaeologists were here what the [ __ ] happened here rachel rachel oh there you are you came back for me maybe climbing out of the cavern the demons took you do we have um flashlight battery because i can press left bumper and turn on my flashlight but i'm not sure what good it does because i can already see yeah it's not very dark oh there's a tent over here there's a hammer right here wherever you are nick i hope you're safe i hope the demons haven't learned how to use tools that's scary did you open the most powerful weapon what happened to these guys i heard rachel saying i hope nick is safe yeah i'm right which one nick is the one you [ __ ] yeah i'm right here too she's shameless all right well he's a wanted murderer now technically she likes a bad boy learning about lady bradshaw i wish there was a way to play this game without having to read all this law yeah the curse of a card oh so that guy must have been like sago under the description instead of him i have no idea this place is starting amazing thank you supra but i am starting to doubt it's gilgamesh but i like the idea that it is anyway so we should just continue to believe that it's gilgamesh yeah well i think they're the same thing sargon it's now history all right thank you for writing that oh i think this tnt was built to end a curse from france the curse of a cod oh i found a radio or a cassette player mr recep divine i'm just going to try and find a way out you can play with the radio if you want hey what yeah why don't we have like radios on us this isn't like ancient world war two [ __ ] we should be able to like upload our position to the satellites right you would think we don't have to restrict the points of entry leave there enemy no choice but to enter that way past the mounted gun next three submarines is there a way to run i don't know i just want to leave yeah it's probably like one of those two giant doors maybe behind that giant statue up there i'm gonna go investigate there's dynamite strapped to some of these polls just a heads up that even the iraqis don't know about this place thanks recent boss battle totally a demon trap whoa come up these stairs charlie look at this this physics you can accurately step on the steps with your feet oh wow you know how most games you just slide up wow i prefer the slide up method this is too slow yes it's very slow perfection is too expensive i found the exit follow me coming here you go first actually you get yep i'll let the guinea pig i'll cover your six you won't believe what's up here jackson more lore no good oh christ look at the honkers on that thing damn demons aren't tripping that shit's sick i think this was created by them what the [ __ ] what did you just say that demons aren't tripping look at look at this you're not young anymore why would you say that i am young i'm younger than you you son of a [ __ ] yeah not by much i can still be hip nobody [ __ ] what does that even mean that deep inside in character oh yeah that's definitely what us army ranger rachel collins would say oh there's a picture of batman over here some [ __ ] like a wing what do you think of this found more lion secrets is this something to do with bats think about charlie would they have said that back in 2003 to physically yeah they probably wouldn't they would have no oh there's a hole here uh do we go down can we go i don't know do i need to look at this too i don't know i i assume they didn't bring us down here for nothing the characters walk like their legs are broken they're so [ __ ] slow all right be ready because there's fire coming well actually it's more to me so i get scared by fire pretty soon okay we get a hint yeah where do we go i'll go all the way back yeah try and circle around maybe that's telling us we need to create a file that's possible i did see that dynamite strapped to that pole maybe my camera's gone really weird jesus christ all right here's the uh c4 booby trap all right kick it off i don't i don't know how oh i found it no it's just to look at it okay so clearly clearly we do have to activate oh the trigger was in the fire like in the in the pit in the middle i'm pretty sure i saw it was like a france thing i'm stuck what do you mean a france thing it said france on it or maybe it was force i don't know why yeah i don't think it was france well maybe france invented the dynamite i don't know that's true maybe they did that in the middle in the middle of the pit i'm pointing at it okay look at it yeah i saw it earlier grab it well i don't know how i don't either from the point of defense oh wait here wait wait there's something over here what is this like a generator i think i found it could have been done under pressure i don't know the constraints they were working under oh it's just more [ __ ] dynamite jesus christ there was a prompt to inspect this a minute ago and now it's gone there's like a generator over here have you looked at this we probably need to turn this on oh yeah true we probably need fuel for it see if you can even like interact with it because i can't do [ __ ] no i bet we have to carry the fuel over bottom fuel which is going to make us walk twice as slow oh god which is probably what's going to lead to the fire happening by the way so where's the gas at yeah i don't know i'm gonna go to the big doors over there oh i found it i found it it's by the tent yeah nice they said you needed fuel like five minutes ago i don't remember that eric come give me a hand with these cans they're not exactly the most fun people to listen to that time we have a little luck shut up eric all right rachel liked it how's the lake holding it like oh you mean the prosthesis i lost my leg back on the highway are you seriously going to play this record again yeah what the [ __ ] was that and it's [ __ ] but there's nothing that could be done about there why why did you even say that i didn't say it i didn't choose that i have moved on but you're the one behind the wheel remember rachel's clusters meant everything she was drunk driving in a car and lost his leg and now she's rude to him why would she even bring up how's the leg it's just insulting yeah i want eric's side of light on the tank crazy tier one empress no i'm a [ __ ] wolfie dame is he gonna take his other leg from him [ __ ] what's wrong fuel tubes worn loose the damn valve is leaking need to give some friends we have to secure the tube before starting the generator there's got to be something here to fix it you got it i've got it um let's try this one what you said back at the pace you were wrong [ __ ] did you say i like me you said nothing had changed between us i don't have a legacy yeah eric you definitely haven't changed you were just whining i couldn't stop thinking of you you literally just blamed her for the loss of your leg you feel the same way well but to be fair she made a quick weird comment about it uh do i be nice to him or mean to him still it's your rp i meant what i said it was over between us in my car the moment you lost your legs that's all that i cared about that's from my side it's definitely how it feels for mine oh why do you even like it she sucks oh my god what the [ __ ] it was over when you lost your leg i fell in love with that like no that was good you mean nothing to me it's done you can find so much better hey give me a hand with this panel look at the state of these they're shot attitude yeah you could have just handed it to me dick you like like i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep trying to repair this no it was good honey i like that that's very good about each other's space and this break it's yeah that's what it sounds like it's probably a break you a field officer for the cia and i mean kayla's could change the face of the entire war the [ __ ] is kayla's never decides to work sure i don't know i don't think either of us expected to be out of each other's lives for so long past year or so my head's been buried and chaos and i was blind to anything else sounds less like an apology and more like an excuse it's not either it's the truth [ __ ] you had no idea that caleb what the [ __ ] is kayla's probably like some new kind of thing yeah it must be like a weapon really say what's on your mind hmm operation chaos is just it's just him trying to get back together i couldn't all just appreciate about his strategy to get back to him i couldn't decide what to choose i couldn't go operation kayla's is like a bionic leg for him rachel when i needed you by my side you left me and you took my leg kayla's pulled me out of that bed [Music] i refuse to say anything no no say something say something what's on your mind rachel you hurt me too much attention to me i do not want to talk to you anymore i will never say fellow foreign to you he's a prime ash in the recent wonky in the prime cold subject i don't want you charming your way back into my life it feels like eric didn't do anything wrong he just happened to be in the passenger seat when rachel yeah rachel got into an accident and he lost his leg and then she left him all he's all he's done is one get cheated on two lose his leg in a tragic accident caused by her and then three work and do his job that's all he's done yeah rachel really seems like the villain like the demons aren't so bad they're in an allegory for a relationship oh wait i'm supposed to shoot don't do it i got it i got it nice teamwork doesn't seem to be affecting it no it's working it's working see it didn't like it that takes a lot of attention out of it now that we like have seen the demon we gotta go through it the other way uh we're going through i made a decision and i stand by it choice i think this is the right one maybe the five gift subs jerry appreciate the generosity man it makes you some dominic and we spoke characters yeah i'm jason you're nick now all right well you've got a record now you've killed people i'll remember that no you're nick you've killed people oh to be honest the demons don't seem that effective yeah they're not very strong they run away after getting shot a couple times eight recorder over here makes the resub grease eric take a look at this you think it still works let's find out shall we trying to get back together with her it's fine i can fix that so when did you stop wearing your wedding ring jesus christ did you choose no it didn't oh that's close to my heart jesus christ stopped wearing it the day i left i [ __ ] so many guys eric oh no you use that as a [ __ ] ring now for all the sexual partners eric take a hint bro oh my god please jesus christ this is so sad this is this is this is rough oh my god i'm going for it maybe it'll work hail mary i want you back rachel what made you think fine you win you're pretty good no what the [ __ ] jackson what kind of rp is this oh god that was playful though though oh wait i'm just i'm leading him into a false sense of security before i rip it from him again what do you want from me the truth would be a good start what where did this come from why are we fighting better than you think rachel he lied to me about that lighter and it wasn't about a secret smoking habit garrett tell me the truth don't do this admit it for someone else isn't there the bones of this temple are drenched in blood thanks to five gifts sub poopy diaper poopy diaper and shaolin knights a blasphemy that comes in indescribable shapes and forms the eons we lived as children in this world did you learn about randolph jackson the guy on the tape recorder [Music] i'm sorry [Applause] and i said he set that up for us though yeah hello let's resub evan there we go why is he coming in so hot there's a tier one fear to seth all right we can do this yeah we can win we're gonna need that white phosphorous left i'm more afraid that you're just gonna shoot me than the demons that is actually if they're both mailman that means rachel [ __ ] the mailman behind his back yeah and know that's what i was kind of thinking too kind of like porn plot line yeah it's actually yeah i bet that's what they were going for this feels way more like i think uh disconnected than the other games i think yeah jumping all over the place maybe some taco bell decades old that's all we have can you see him this guy's really uh we can shoot him right now no shoot damn it rachel don't [ __ ] this up charlie all right he just here's the sound of you wetting your pants i just start whining about why you won't take me back right now yeah what did you really mean before when you said that you didn't want to get back together yeah what what the [ __ ] is this is he the predator he can hear our heartbeat yeah this is just a normal man oh i actually [ __ ] it up sorry i wasn't paying attention yeah what what a shocking surprise yeah wha what do you mean you have killed multiple of us already i at least haven't done it it's you i always [ __ ] the heartbeat i just get bored of just pressing hard i killed those people by actually succeeding in the like quick bottom prompts you're always the one that misses them uh what i said before when i said that we wouldn't get back together if you pull me up there might be a chance i i don't even see the reason to pull her up please help me out she just keeps assaulting i've got you all right good do not let me down rachel grab on to something i can't see it's too dark it's not that dark yeah what the [ __ ] come on damn it right till you hold still rachel take me she's doing like back and [ __ ] making it as difficult as possible for you thank you some danny napkin and koi i'm so sorry what's she doing oh my god that's not me i'm not making that choice charlie what the [ __ ] i'm debating i don't know are you gonna are you gonna take me back are you gonna take me back i'll take you back i'll tell you about this this is you sure okay all right all right all right well i thought he just stabbed himself he just kills himself right now how can i kill you in this position wow god damn it more quick time events over the knife at him but again are you gonna take me back are you sure promise i will take you back all right and you're not gonna you're not gonna talk to nick anymore yeah he's out of my life completely okay keep going oh he's probably fine if i had to guess well that story wrapped up nicely yeah it had a happy ending don't worry we can be together so do you think woman's all right yeah she's probably that wasn't even a long fall yeah she landed on like a mattress yeah he died a [ __ ] no redemption who's even left at this point i think i was wondering how long have we been playing an hour we lost over half the crew you've killed four of them and now i've killed him yeah that would tell you that that one was on me yeah i [ __ ] up the heartbeats well plus you could have just cut her off i would have blamed you wasn't happy for eric to bow out at least he died a soldier's death that was a soldier's death yeah that's uh that's how they go jason and nick those are the clubs in arms but are they really as close as they appear or will it be a case of each man for himself let's not forget that they've already lost corporal merwin to the dark and the night is still yeah wait there was a there was a woman that got like dragged off but we didn't explicitly see her die yeah candace level-headed an almost reluctant soldier perhaps we really are going for the worst ending no i think it's pretty good now awaits our survivors trapped beneath the earth swallowed by the boy i actually can't believe you [ __ ] up every year i don't i didn't [ __ ] up anything except the heartbeat oh my god in the first part you could do the rock oh yeah absolutely i forgot there was two heartbeats yeah i did not my place to concern myself with the affairs of others but it does keep things interesting i can offer you some words apparently if i cut the rope we would have both survived you know that probably makes sense yeah but then we would have never gotten back together yeah true i have a decision to make we probably would have never been in that position in the first place if like we didn't [ __ ] up the quick time event no one but yourself to blame if things don't pan out i wonder what happens if i introduce hide oh you chose hyde yeah you coward oh i think the other the other option though was like distract or something like i was gonna throw you under the bus like i was gonna yell out nick's over here and then hide myself who watches you get lit up there's there's brian's phoenix and the butt plugs it was an accident just like the woman at the checkpoint don't make [ __ ] weirder than it already is clear is this wendy just died his name's eric jackson eric whatever you're playing as nick now he's [ __ ] dead i like how he felt on the one rock that's like super pointy yeah well they didn't check for a pulse so they don't know if he's dead for sure you think rachel was with him i don't know buddy there's nothing we can do here first things first we gotta find somewhere to dig in over there what's the chain of command here uh nick's in charge because he [ __ ] the rachel who was in charge because he's already killed three people oh true someone said choosing hide resulted in my lights being off which is why she said it was too dark they're not following this is mailman two one actual to all call signs how copy over joey reporter i gotta take a [ __ ] as soon as you close yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go take a [ __ ] real quick i'll be right back i'm gonna go piss real quick nice good timing yep be right back you're right back chat you hey chad oh [ __ ] i want to show you guys my cat she's dirty at the moment but she's a cutie she wants to get down there she doesn't want to be on strange private shy you really did not want to be on stream that is a hairless cat you can find pictures of her over my instagram which is the same as my stream name oh hey thanks witch mary how's everyone doing anyway is charlie back yet nope yeah it's a sphinx they're hairless cats they require a lot of washing which is why she was dirty then she's due for a weekly bath the sound is from my pc yeah like i don't have a it's this isn't a stream setup once i get to my new place i'll probably not invest more but like um change my you know setup around so that my pcs exhaust vents aren't or fans aren't directly in my microphone yeah i did see the stardew uh the new starju valley game it looks cool i like the setting i've just never played stardew valley so i don't really know what to expect what did i think of dune i have not seen it yet but i love like i've loved the book since you know seventh grade eighth grade so i'm very excited i'm also a massive fan of denis villeneur the director i don't think he's ever made a bad movie so i am he's my favorite director i think i'm i'm so excited to see it no spoilers for me please [ __ ] back baby who's ready to keep getting the best ending alice joe an aspect let's ride let's do it maybe tier one a potent people are saying dune was so bad who's saying that so someone in chat so one guy yeah nice oh there's two someone else that is bad nice reset ej that's surprising it's the exact kind of movie people always beg for [ __ ] you talking about the iraqi store right through them he died in my [ __ ] arms um i guess we'll see more nami hell are we gonna get out of this it doesn't come out for another month over here i'm pretty sure that's why you should just move to america not so that we can play these games in the same room imagine if we played this at the warehouse jackson i could lean i could lean over and like scare you we hire actors to do that like there's jump scares from actual actors should have never gotten off that hilo whatever's down here that'd actually be worse than anything we've ever heard before that i believe do you think we're being punished nice resub now stop being such a [ __ ] i chose that one i could tell that was you screw these freaks for all we know they could be so much to damn's [ __ ] up experiments but i'm not and if this voodoo [ __ ] runs deeper then we'll find a way to bury it let's find the others we can't be the only ones here yeah pretty much everything that's gone it could go wrong has gone wrong in our place through yeah i think we've lost someone at every pivotal moment yeah it's probably our worst playthrough yet check that out admittedly this is also the one with the most action like take for example little hope you didn't even have the option of doing anything important until like three hours in i remember the most pivotal choice i made was sending the librarian down the sewer drain oh my god i totally [ __ ] forgot about that so much for eric's pioneering thermal satellites what do you think was better the first game of the second game oh man man for sure do you think this one's better than both of them so far nope [ __ ] hills we're all doing eric's paid a pretty steep price for that failure we all have that was probably where the fire happens right there's the generator let's go take a look a little help here i'm coming just probably eric's handiwork someone's taking a serious dislike to this thing sabotage looks it watch my back who the [ __ ] is that it might be silly yeah no it was the guy that was shooting at eric before well he would have certainly killed them here maybe he's out of ammo oh yeah he was shooting him a lot thanks theresa medusa look alive copy that this game doesn't have likable characters to be fair we're not really making them likable though cable split let's see what they lead to i'm doing i was doing my best with eric i was trying to you know be like hey i don't care if you cheated on me i don't think eric was unlikable yeah he wasn't unlikable he was just like embarrassing yeah the demons have set up traps [ __ ] oh hold tight did you [ __ ] it up no no i got it i got it just in time you'll probably have to do a quick time event too so no i'm good it looks simple your head falls directly into it these are the only characters left right this is just the end of the game well we have saleem still yeah and he did kill a demonstration thanks to the prime goo are you going to be a redneck yeah pretty cool another prediction i've got a piece of paper at some point there will come a time when we need to sacrifice a goat want to be the one thing we keep alive on this play through one of us is vegan there's a prime poon you're right over there yep there's a resub ruby i found some kind of treasure i need to i need you over here jesus a59 remember that okay a59 got it yeah there was a hidden code underneath this we'll probably need that if a demon asks us for a passcode to get into a vip section or something he could be waiting for us down there shh listen is that joey it's i can i can assure you it's no one on our squad they're all dead who's the [ __ ] joey nerd you heard him just now it can't be that is definitely him it's this and we had to listen to him cry for sure i wasn't there so i didn't hear him screaming i was comfortably up on that ridge we don't know that we don't leave men behind shampoo something smells delicious semper fi i'm so lame now i'm nick what happens when there's no characters left apart from one would i just cut to like that guy's dead body on this spike just watch him for a while while you play i don't know that's a good question oh my god the monster's not dead the one with the car on it yeah it's um i can finish the job oh there's a soldier's helmet here it's joey's and his glasses don't worry ambassador monster demon i'll save you i'll pull this car wreckage off him i'm about to possibly make the worst decision check your weapons don't leave anything do it don't be a [ __ ] should i get a gun or a weapon first no i'm sure it's fine he's not going to be mad all right whatever about to save his life he's going to be happy this is fresh mouth that's solid [ __ ] rock you think these things got through it don't worry monster friend i don't really want to stick around oh no it's still angry you lied it's angry you're angry as [ __ ] why why oh man what happened i found my quick time event it might be all over for saleem you [ __ ] bad that much we can be sure of something really [ __ ] yeah i did everything wrong i missed the quick time event and i pulled the demon out of the package so far things things are going okay over here oh no it's gonna rip my what the [ __ ] it's on fire oh they're allergic to sunlight all right good wait that's good intel jackson i've learned something how am i still alive jesus this demon sucks i'm beating it to death with a crowbar come on dude you got it don't give up oh we need to be uh cautious i think slow it down somewhere right here wait i actually just killed the demon again that's two for me you're going wild even with a failed quick time you still killed it yeah and i learned that they are allergic to sunlight oh i shot the the evil guy good don't kill me if you see a giant guy if you see a guy building a giant like crowbar thing he's a metal don't shoot him okay he just saved your life probably oh my god he threw a grenade no [Music] [ __ ] aura let's don't do anything against them you gotta like impale them come in lieutenant over this is mailman three two mailman two one actual come in lieutenant over no these guys are all failing their quick time events right now oh there's a demon near me jackson wish me luck remember what i said about the sunlight okay i'll keep that in mind does a flashlight work or no no has to be natural sun i wonder if blue light works against them i mean there's a good chance i actually don't have to follow the sounds of the demons but i'm not a [ __ ] either how much i'm a flashlight there we go i i actually like saline so i hope he wins he killed like tons of people right but he was on well he's he's just trying to find his son he's a real person hmm he was trying to stand up to his commanding officer to say no so far he is the only one that has been like humanized at all except for eric [Music] i think the others have been humanized just poorly and i think that might be our own doing oh i just met salim yeah i'm telling you there's a demon oh and in fact there was a demon when he just stood up stared at us uh [Music] i'll be friendly we can get through this but only together do not kill salem right i want him to make it i'll do my best they react sound like bats they hear you they hunt you i've seen their weakness like any living being they can be killed just take through the heart yeah say they are vampires your bullets will only slow them down even a truck falling on them just makes them angry we do this together okay all right i like it good plan we can kill it we can kill it you move you just start screaming i will do the rest i have an option of after you superman but i'll do the other one you just blacked out let's do it thanks theresa ruby oh congrats turquoise what are we congrats seeing him he almost took a stock off hotashi during his viewer games oh god no i was fishing in runescape oh that was unlucky timing saleem do something sorry sorry i didn't know there's gonna be a quick time event i thought oh god so it's actually impressive well i'm sorry i didn't know there was going to be a time for equipment you deserve it no so william help no [ __ ] you you deserve no sleep [ __ ] you you deserve it maybe next time you'll win your quick time event oh [ __ ] now it's the heartbeat again i immediately failed it which makes no sense because i did it perfectly i'm probably i'm probably fine how does that keep happening oh [ __ ] fine ah if selene dies because of you i'm gonna be so mad i don't know how i failed the heartbeat i'll show you how it's done it was a good plan i was a diversion failing or failing successfully i mean i've seen ugly in my life but never that ugly not that bad what the [ __ ] are we up against david potatoes and fell never before have i ever seen i don't know so many of these things you honestly do owe me your life you know what i could have handled it even without you i shouldn't be here i should be home with my son nah i hear you family's everything i should have never come here because you said baseball agreed i've failed every heartbeat now and i don't get how you really doesn't make any sense you just press the button when it's in the i know and i do i just didn't it's just only still a boy and for some reason the second one always is red even when it's inside of the thing maybe you double click to say a day maybe i guess just the same rhythm though let me tell you best present you can give him yeah people saying you hit it so make sure you get home today it's the only thing keeping me going well if we're in hell i guess you should at least know my name nick k sergeant he's probably the only guy's gonna try to kill me right lieutenant the redneck one i don't know i'm not jason yeah but doesn't he hate like people solid copy lt i see you're like keep moving forward i'm just ahead over i'm coming to get you uh i'm going to stay i'm going to trust you to like back me up um should i tell you to get to cover or think that jason won't hurt you i don't know i'd say get to cover yeah maybe smooth things over first yeah i'll try that but i feel like i can talk jason down i chose to flee all right yeah talk him down for me please put in a good word [ __ ] nick you waxed this thing all by yourself you just take the credit in front of me yeah i'm about to no i don't i don't want to die what why are these my only two options the iraqis behind me and all good i'll just say yeah all good yeah all good oh jesus whatever the hell happened why not like hey there was this hero down here maybe that's what the iraqi thing about the temple and regroup i think that's the best plan i heard all day i think you just like killed me and you took my credit which is even worse thanks for the five man thank you timmy you won't believe who i am at the moment are you rachel you bet she's alive why you know fell into a pit of blood that's the last one should at least slow them down long enough to spot them on the cameras things that give some turkey wait i just found the rope and it was cut but you didn't cut it but i think now she thinks that you did cut it we should reset that man she's gonna be really sad when she sees what happened to him or maybe she'll be happy i don't know yeah no she'll be happy never as [ __ ] as this oh i gotta fight these things thanks for giving me what else i would want by my side angry pit of blood you know i always got your back buddy come with me needs a tier one itchy this is something else are you doing anything tense at the moment no apart from runescape fishing no not how many places like this we've bombed without a second thought these relics are better off than just as i am what's your problem you know that trash compactor in star wars that's kind of what's happening here i mean like a pool of blood and there's a creature underneath the water tracking me down we'll never have a good answer for that but get asked we still have the east flank cover eyes open let's go christ never mind nailed it hammering those things must have come through here in force whoever man that weapon took something on the map before they got massacred from behind these creatures aren't dumb they're predators they're pretty dumb bottom dollar if they came this way before they could come again oh this stupid idiot come on keep moving i found a human leg bone and i'm using it as a weapon it's probably eric's other good leg let's say that god i hate the movement [ __ ] man it's so slow it's just yeah it feels sluggish too yeah it's so sluggish it was like that back in until dawn too though yeah i guess it's just the genre i think it's the closest i've been to hell i think if you were moving fast and you felt more in control of your character maybe you'd feel less tense or the usual person would feel but not like us okay so i've got some intel uh be careful of some bombs okay so just keep that in mind is there any useful content like are the demons allergic to leg bones by any chance because that's all i got no no i just saw you getting blown up jesus christ seriously and i just found uh kudum's gutien thing the shotgun shell but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was like my people's history or something yeah now you can throw it out put it on ebay or something perfect uh this looks like a good chokepoint any of those freaks coming up from below sure to pass through here yeah yeah rig these pillars for maximum coverage more likely to see the trip wires though what are the bumps it was like the grenades on the string shouldn't underestimate like the c4 on the pillars besides we're more likely to catch him out smaller spread but the explosion yeah that's what i meant the second mile the slow movement's probably meant to build up suspense uh let's plant them to the side you're planting those [ __ ] yeah do you not see how that's gonna potentially work out i trust you'll be fine i'm not going to tell you where i placed them no you'll be fine you'll figure it out nailed the quick time event i can hear your brain taking oh god but i started the fire there's a recent brown second warning oh here's some intel fire makes it hard for them to see i think so we're not so different after all yeah never mind i think it increases their vision you know that checkpoint was a prime target for suicide bombers we had to act in the moment we had to make a call please tell me where the bomb is it was the wrong call you'll find it hey i found clarisse candice that no one ever tells you no it's claudius i just saw the subtitles oh i thought it was candace this whole time we're in the sandbox in the first place right he's still alive i just want the truth jason could you save me shooting that woman mess with my head you seriously gonna tell me it didn't mess with yours man is this the last dark picture game [ __ ] i don't know i think there's supposed to be four make it out of here we'll face up to that that's a shame die down here maybe it's what we deserve thanks a recep will in the tier one itchy pack i don't know if i said that are you serious been three weeks in a shocking twist of fate i've just added a character to our cast whoo it's like the opposite of what i was expecting who'd you pick up jesus christ clarice oh she's not dead yet what do you haven't killed her what like five seconds she looks like a ghost looks like a lineup maybe we can get radio working and send a signal now it's worth the shot this is the last game of the first season there's gonna be eight total oh we don't even know there's gonna be eight seasons i guess i should probably be kind to this woman so that i don't die those wires gotta go somewhere though you think they still work well looks to me like beatrice oh eight games so two seasons just as well don't feel much like climbing out there oh [ __ ] i've got valuable intel wait what there's zombies demon zombies oh christ this chicks that's why she looks like a ghost [Applause] are they scary-looking or do they just look like humans they look like humans with little horns it's kind of cute like succubuses yeah and they have like two giant buck teeth like timmy turner they die pretty easily too so that's kind of worthless let me let me check for a race for horns [Music] are they like gray yeah oh yeah she's yeah this she's definitely going to become a succubus sorry clarice i'm gonna have to kill you immediately as soon as i'm given the option of i don't want to face any zombies maybe she's immune no she's she's coughing up blood wait what we're climbing up a hill now why don't you do that before when eric was hanging on for life and she said i met eric at climbing class i'm not seeing anything come up stay frosty go check out time to explore oh just let me kick this woman off off the stuff maybe i have to examine this even though i think it's just a little lower yeah let's check it out that is that's probably the dumbest question yet naram sin is the grandson of sargon the great fantastic why are we having this conversation right now i'm gloria's doing a lot of work down here they're on a show i found a journal of a lot of lore wait oh wait wait wait a 59 right right right you told me about that hold on hold on let me tell you what that is to this journal she gonna be useful yeah it's actually gonna be useful holy [ __ ] it just says rachel's a [ __ ] oh my god open the [ __ ] book again will you open the [ __ ] book what are you doing come on i need to know a59 clay tablet showing arrangements of stars the constellation looks like cetus did these stars have significance to the temple priests that's a 59 so maybe we should remember cetus okay say this sure what how do you spell that c e t u s okay so like fetus yep it's a good way of remembering it flores is dying can you save her well i don't want her she's turning into a zombie horns are coming well we can fix her what using sadists yeah like stem cells yeah just covering the cedars uh yeah no i'm leaving this is prime call how long are these degenerate [ __ ] zombies no they also do mention vampires by the way yeah i just got vampire speculation on the top screen top right screen what god there's just so much lore here holy [ __ ] whoa what the what i said i said i'm not gonna help her and now i'm helping her my choices didn't matter who was talking about mary who's mary i don't know what was the first record of voice recorder oh randolph randolph he had interesting lore i appreciate that kane thank you for that man it's just killer we i give me the choice to kill her r73 remember that are you in a library or something i'm like doing action style [ __ ] swinging over chasms and stuff you know reading books at the library yeah this this one there's not a whole lot of cool [ __ ] going on over here it's a lot of uh war i'm gonna give it to a i'm gonna give it to a brutally illness there's a radio here oh god i'm dead you died no i'm gonna die oh no did you miss a quick time or what happened i just trusted clarice for some reason when she's clearly turning into a zombie just stay over there please please stay over there i'm not gonna i'm not gonna pass it back looks like the explorer shut up a fake big shot i knew they were here yeah bye i got a lot of good lore there is the right choice it was absolutely absolutely the right choice thanks a recent mesh do i just leave what's she ever done for me clarisse hasn't done [ __ ] there's a resub doom room all clear in there check oh [ __ ] my back it's out here that's spooking me more we're facing an enemy we know zero about an enemy of unknown size and their home turf sucks to be us i don't know how long those doors can hold them back she literally just saved me yeah but she's turning into a demon maybe just some robitussin will get rid of it i don't know man you haven't tried yet try and save her no it's too late i've left that those birds what happened on my head i was telling her that there's medication up ahead and we'll try to get there to save her and fix her and then right in front of the medication i left like across a chasm that she can't get across i was gonna throw the rope across to it let her across but i chose not to what the [ __ ] and she's a demon she's gonna kill me she's not a demon yet she was she was growing horns and [ __ ] maybe a 59 the cetus could have saved her no no no all that would have left oh my god holy [ __ ] let me down jesus christ this movement who are you now i'm still jason oh i see oh you're nick yeah yeah that's where you that's where we need to go i think yeah yeah here touch this with me in a second i want to read this map interesting i'm gonna need a hand to get this up and running nothing happened with the bombs or a lion well you haven't come to them yet we did set those bombs i'm telling you guys chat she was gonna kill me if i kept her alive then i would have been dead i don't think so absolutely yeah like smoking is the biggest threat to my life right now you left it at rachel's house when you finished [ __ ] her yeah rachel does actually have that light i was using it as a light source yeah no i know because eric brought it up too it's just a ghost signal even without a transmitter a radio picks up a faint signal it's just ghosts man so fix that transmitter if we can establish a signal and contact centcom then we're one step closer to home i don't know man i'm no technician if merwin was here though he could fix it no [ __ ] embrace the suck hey salim the lame is the only person i trust implicitly oh christ oh more are you being blame don't let him do this that's the guy who initially ordered me to shoot the rpg by the way i figured he's the one in charge he's been having a good time down here he's just been running around shooting americans is i actually killed two uh yeah thanks for your support why doesn't slim just kill this guy oh it's his own people what what didn't you say that he was forced against his will to do this i like ordered oh well that's a little different [Applause] but then he refused the second order transmitter working now i need more time sounds like a lot of demonstration dorms [Applause] does dar not hear this jesus there we go wait he had such a prime shot why didn't he shoot the people instead of the radio he was worried about reinforcements he's a prime chungus i bet saleem's about to have to make a hard decision [Music] we'll just have better aim he's got an infinite magazine true that is tough oh is this me oh it's me perfect oh nice jackson good suppressive fire hopefully i don't [ __ ] up my [ __ ] we'll see you we'll see how it goes keep in mind my quick time event record is not looking great tonight i'm not looking forward to this don't kill salem whatever you do nevermind perfect game i'm nuts nice moving up moving up excellent work oh this is so tactical yeah this is surgical right now this is a textbook jesus christ oh no i snailed it oh my god that was very scary jackson excellent work are you gonna have a quick time event coming up so be careful another quick time event okay double double keep in mind on it on it here comes superhero jason they're like full of the edge triggering a dead invasion that kills kills rachel oh beautiful stuff yup see that's tactical right there baby that was quick time to i had to aim that finish him jackson finish him getting any choices nailed it oh god damn it jackson i i was on point that must have had to have happened that wasn't a miss god where why can't we be like that all the time yeah that was really well done oh yeah the demons oh be careful of our own bombs by the way just in case fail that quick with it put your shoulder into it uh you know how i feel about closing those challenges you gotta instead of leading you to this one [ __ ] is about to get real in here wait no shut the door jesus christ shut the door shut the door don't let her in wow i actually did make her survive are you surprised yeah do you have any doubt maureen i just stopped [ __ ] this one what's his name eric nick yeah where's eric oh he's super dead yeah yeah stupid don't pretend like you care yeah like super good he's dead no no he left he don't know how they got i'm just not even gonna like pretend to care about him you can get past this rachel he was my husband you son of a [ __ ] but you don't know anything about our past yeah you were just a dick to me what happened to him oh it's probably best we don't you probably don't want to know the iraqis and then iraq he's still alive impaled he is and he's close it's good to see you rachel i thought we'd lost you that's not rachel that's it who are you where's rachel those things what is it yeah let's be honest therese was infected those things i don't know how they got inside her i couldn't take the risk i had to leave her behind i don't know how they made ashley tuesday out unattractive but they didn't race anymore i saw her changing before my eyes i believe it same thing happened to joey who's joey that was the zombie vampire make sure every shot counts thanks to resub dip [ __ ] go back to the main temple makes the bits 11. that is supposed to be actually his veil yeah i mean it's her voice actually we can't lose the generator we're blind without it i need help i can't let any of those things through hey thanks cacazz they're inside already can't let any more in i don't care what they're invited running if you're playing rachel keep in mind there's a lot of bombs here and this is probably okay and we saw her die from fire before so can you please tell me where those bombs are yeah the bombs are off to the sides of some of the pillars i tactically planted them yep this [ __ ] generator is leaking oil by the way that's that's probably nothing is it safe what am i gonna do nailed it oh oh i should have done that no no no just leave it just leave it just leave it just leave it i'm holding the door i'm controlling two people you come help me make the right decisions here i can't jackson i'm keeping the demons back what do i do what do i do how does this all fit together no don't use the gun that's gonna ignite everything why is he just shooting around nick what's oh there's holes wait those are holes that jason is making yeah the shoot what do you mean yeah but it doesn't kill them it's just weakening the only thing that's stopping them that's a good point yeah hey what happened to the lame actually he fell back with dar they're breaking to the perimeter got any bright ideas it has a time come on come on there's got to be something wait yes okay we can make for the catacombs we need to go down oh yeah that's him in case you missed it that ain't the way out it's either that or we die where we stand everyone not great options that's a lot of vampires uh i'm retreating like without us or like i think i said let's oh wait the bombs that's probably bad right oh yeah that's bad oh my god uh you're welcome excellent tactics jackson yeah see if i stood on the gun and shot it i'd be there when that exploded probably oh nice yeah yeah that's a good point god i'm so good at this game galaxy brain oh there you just sell the bombs so you should be fine uh can you tell me you have to keep to the center because we placed them on the walls so i think you have to keep to the center keep to the center yeah you should be fine i think that's right i think that's where we place them i don't remember now oh god oh you're fine no you made it you made it we're good wait no you guys made it oh no you're running through that now yeah yeah yeah all right now don't tell them no they might have heard it oh good they didn't hear us man these demons are getting [ __ ] up stupid idiots wow we've really turned this around actually yeah we're really on top i'm still lame now by the way listen can you hear them must have cut us off we should keep moving notice that dar is the same guy that was the dad in little hope really he's a completely different like race what i i don't know what they mean by that i already said hi to tommy bloke did you mean to send that twice was that an accident thanks for the five man but yeah appreciate it thanks tommy yeah do they actually reuse like models between games yeah i can see that what happened up there your friends are a little too jumpy for my liking it's making me nervous hey monkey's weapon you don't have to donate to get all some of the attention all of the money from donations on my twitch channel goes to the charity in the description if you feel like it make a move i [ __ ] dare you i feel like our uniforms are getting in the way of what could be a beautiful relationship i agree shut up he's got a point i tell ghosie remini phil gaheem hey that wasn't me what's he held ten damn it rachel i say we drill these sorry looking [ __ ] nick deal with this [ __ ] well come to come to a perspective where we are yeah i'm gonna say we could use their help yeah i'll know what to tell you we could really use their help these are some gunman they're the enemy nikki we have to help each other it's the only way you can kill the old guy we're way past that we must get this door open this recent tdog and bridge don't even think about it [ __ ] jason the enemy of our enemy is our friend move come on why are they being so irrational they've seen demons but you don't understand they're from different countries oh god now that guy's actually gonna kill one of us nice we handled that very well jackson i don't know what we did we just used words yeah nice yeah i miss him too maranami thanks for the bits pink it's uh 2 30 p.m some bored housewife survived the above can we call in an airstrike that's a load of demons [Applause] figure out how to get sunlight in this room [Music] or is it the guy from the start that we were oh yeah i was wondering when they'd come back because that didn't really do anything i think it set the scene like it was fine i'm fine with it oh no the demons you were right god saleem is a [ __ ] boss that's three right yeah this guy deserves to be president of iraq what are you struggling with shoot it it's clearly a zombie oh it is the guy [Applause] did they die easily yeah uh crucifix i think i don't know why i went with a crucifix i'll be honest i just wanted to see what happens you just killed him well yeah but i wanted to see what happened yeah they're weak to bullets though if you're curious nailed it god i'm so good charlie are you seeing this [ __ ] yeah you're [ __ ] nuts look at you girl what a big boy are you looking to put together an esports team for these games [Music] are you just gonna leave her i mean i didn't have a choice oh well that was disconnected what like i had you up against the wall and decided not to kill you yeah i guess he finally realized i was holding up a crucifix and he's like oh goodness i've made a mistake you really didn't have a choice to save rachel no oh maybe the choice was shooting either the one that was flying towards me or shooting the one that was had her pin to the ground oh yeah that was probably the choice but i still think i made the right choice though knows how to kill these people i completely agree that's fine thank you super super tencon i appreciate the five from the recent watson prime at two liz if it was rachel it's the lame i'm going salem every single day i completely agree yeah we didn't see her die she's probably fine yeah will you ever visit london uh i don't really don't really fly i don't know oh really yeah like i don't fly at all actually yeah come on we've been trying to convince charlie to come to japan with us for like two years uh [ __ ] i don't know i don't want to do either of these things no fine confront i come in peace dad just don't shoot me maybe i just pulled the trigger right away don't do it i'm so it's a leave i know i know why would why would you ever choose to kill saleem i don't understand what like you alone anyone else make it it don't happen too fast i think it's just you and me just you and me huh well that's just [ __ ] great i don't mean you any harm i could have just walked away by the by the way though i couldn't bring it away i was thinking about it you you i don't need you you need to leave i have an option of looking for trouble like some american [ __ ] jesus christ honestly i'm just glad to see your human face me too hey he's changed he thinks they're humans now character growth we don't have to be friends but we can be allies that's something i can get on board with oh oh that's so sweet he's evolving salim is so good with everything even with words salim so far is definitely the best character probably because the person driving him is the best house of ashes don't believe me follow me i kill vampires you think i'm afraid of a jarhead why are we arguing what what happened loves you you've been kicked us a life in our raising tree that looks like our best way through one of us holds up the gate the other can slip through oh man i'm gonna trust you here okay okay i'll be fine i'll let you through first no no let me hold a big gate are you sure i don't i don't even know if we have a choice [Music] i'm gonna get okay we don't have a choice [Music] oh all right bye hey that was good hey good allies what do you think it's blocked i gotta find another way around yeah wait what what did happen to jason he was still alive right this is jason oh yeah nick got tossed yeah but he's still alive yeah he's fine i'm sure rachel's also known i just think he's the only one confirmed do it quick those things could be anywhere you got any idea what we're dealing with um yes i've never been more sure of anything in my life not possible but what do you mean not possible me if something looks like [ __ ] and smells like [ __ ] you don't have to taste it to know that it's [ __ ] believe me it's like well i love eating [ __ ] together anytime i'm curious on whether or not something should i eat it that was wholesome well thank you tim tom appreciate it man oh we missed out on something cool someone said by the way if eric survived him and nick would have had a fist fight over rachel oh i would have been cool nailed the quick time could you just drop that on me but see trust me i'm making up for my betrayal at the start of the game true you did get us killed never again i wonder if i could have survived and then that zombie doesn't show up well i don't if he wasn't turned into a zombie i don't think he'd be 2 000 years old oh 32. well that's the price you gotta pay for immortality i guess you seem like you got your head screwed on i gotta ask what the hell made you sign up with saddam there's more law over here but i don't care to read it yeah i'll read a wikipedia article later about it it was another one of those codes what was look at this thing what was it do you have the book uh i did have the book yeah well i can't wait what chat what was it i think it was r34 chat said r34 but that also might just be rule 34 that they're talking about yeah no it's the d2 it's 32. just check it again uh no i don't fly 10 ton don't forget cetus status and uh keep saying r73 but that was one that i had those markings on your hand the tattoos it's to honor the dead it's the reason i fight it's as good a reason as any it's a damn good reason the only reason i'll be respectful i have no grievance with you maybe you need to switch on the nude listen there was a man once who cares we're gonna come together we're gonna solve the iraq war right now when the floods came his wall washed away when the droughts came the water dried up and the man was thirsty all day the insects bit what does this have to do with me i didn't ask tonight he says to his wife we have all the fish we can eat your people chose this war jason i think you need to give your mouth some rest that was a great conversation that was pretty powerful i do like fish actually i hate seafood i'm on their side why do you hate seafood he's a prime dick seafood's great why are you saying that like i'm the only person in the world who could possibly hates because i think you are actually the only person in the world oh my god you and tiana and three other people i know uh do we want to find her do you want to open it what do you think oh well actually i was gonna say i'm actually a vampire slayer so i probably could have killed it yeah i honestly think fight might have been a better call but you told me open oh it helped us and i still have my stick nailed it god i'm so good don't [ __ ] this up i'm here to help nailed it i'm stabbing it it's [ __ ] nice there we go against the leaves oh god i might accidentally kill you in this process no no please don't just make sure if i leave it but we'll pull out some time pull out in time oh god oh my god i'm so good charlie i was i think i was actually going to impale him through you so that's why i stopped yeah no i think you had the right call god that was tense that was actually a cool decision i learned from the start where i accidentally suffocated someone i'm saying x isn't always the best option i'm too good at the quick times now you're good yeah you've really mastered it jackson you've grown too there's the recep devon and noxus and doomfan now no real tips tim but hopefully tim tom but i'm sure you'll figure out something cool also it would not have killed him just a heads up well my logic was down there i think i know your heart was in the right place i think i i figured like it would go straight through and like impel you in the heart or something that's what i was thinking too i would have probably done the same this could come in handy [Music] is there a poll for seafood what's the percentage that i can't click on 95 love it i bet all right i'm going to fill up my water real quick well actually here you can explore no no i don't want to i want to use some aggie okay i'm going to go fill up this water i'll be right back give me two seconds so one in four people hate seafood much like me it's pretty good numbers so i don't mind with seafood i hate seafood apart from calamari like i'll gobble calamari all day it's good [ __ ] but apart from that i hate everything else with that seafood i love sushi but not seafood sushi like you can have sushi without seafood although tempura like tempura prawns not bad i think it's tempura right whether like it's all crammed around not crumbs but like crispy around it i think that's tempura oh the sushi i usually get is like um crumbed chicken with avocado and cream cheese or maybe it's just crumb chicken and avocado but that shit's good hey guys welcome to the vampire slave stream it's the coolest coolest name for a stream ever carrying this carrying us to victory [Music] i've got both chats open ruku i can see both chats i was i was so sure with how we were going for the first half of the game that there was no way that we were going to get any kind of like we wouldn't even get to the ending we'd just be dead within the first half actually i am going to go piss before we get to the ending so i don't piss my pants i'll be right back you i'm back there's a prime baccaroi chronix and case all right let's ride is the resub free lucky you there jackson what's the philadelphia roll what are you what are you doing what do you mean what am i doing are you ordering food no i'm talking to my chat you're not the only person that can talk to chat okay you ready yes when was the last time you had seafood me yeah uh i tried like seafood again like three months ago like time uh salmon at a sushi place that's alright that's boring you need to have like quality seafood what's quality seafood i mean that i mean okay not to say that it's not quality but it's boring what the [ __ ] you need to have like a cool seafood meal like a blowfish no like one of the nicest fish yeah but it's also just boring it's like eating just plain grilled chicken like it's fine it's fine but it's not like an exciting meal what are you having jesus get like something get some good soup get some good sushi or something it was fine sushi all right look at me is it is it like that did you have sushi or did you just have like a slab of salmon yeah it was sushi oh it's super different i thought you just had seared salmon like literal just seared salmon salmon on sushi like i forget what it's called like i don't want to say it i don't i don't want to say it's like n-i-g-i-r-i nigiri yeah okay so you okay you did have like sushi salmon yeah and it was it was fine like it was i i didn't hate it but i still could it's like super salty and fishy and that's what i don't like well salmon is like one of the fishiest fish like do you have like a recommendation for a non-fishy fish shrimp i mean if you just have shrimp it's so good what you don't like shrimp like shrimp and prawns no i don't know about prawns i i've never had prawns but shrimp is super shrimp just like [ __ ] prawns i mean i guess you know what wasn't bad though i i had um prawns tempura style where it was all like crunchy and that was good i didn't mind that i think you'd like shrimp maybe it's like nothing i've ever seen it can be depending on what you get see that elevator cable the explorers must have gone i don't get why people have such an issue with eating chicken with sushi i don't think they're just as good what was an issue with it like katsu rolls who gets mad about that people think it's like not real sushi or whatever oh yeah but those are like nerds oh we are not going down there the archaeologists didn't make it out what does that tell you we're not archaeologists our world is up there not down below well there's an army of monsters between us and the world how do you feel about avocado love avocado avocado chicken sushi girls are so good those vampires come from anywheres down there you really want to find them in their own home thanks to prime rob goblins get that elevator working this guy that guy just equated iraqi people fighting for their country to be the same as demon fighting demons you just don't understand yeah please the prime beef so far no so far their entire plan since falling in this hole is let's just keep going deeper i i absolutely hate that [ __ ] it happens in movies too it makes no sense there has been zero attempt to try and go up yeah or just stay put don't go deeper that's clearly where they came from if we just keep going deeper we'll come out the other side of earth an ancient horror oh no it's awoken from its slumber and is hungry how far in a way you think i thought we were near the end i'm sure we're probably pretty close chat does anyone have a rachel's time to push me back to the light a pity her husband wasn't there to welcome her back yeah it was a real shame unavoidable though sixty-six percent of the way through only one name in the ledger an acceptable loss considering the circumstances wait so yeah only one person died yep let's hope nothing unfortunate has befallen sergeant k those different by the abyss i think that's not him as for jason and salim enemies oh okay yeah so jason selane we're going to be together for the rest of the game and nick and rachel are going to be together for the rest of the game that makes sense i don't want to seem like an ungracious host but time is against us we'll repair our relationship i'll be here to greet your charges as they cross the finishing line or to bury what remains of them well that's a controversial opinion someone said this game is cool it's like until dawn but actually good wow that is a very hot tape until dawn was so good until dawn was great yeah eric again many times wait why am i back in time basically i'm done trying to explain it to you yes yes this is my life now are you seeing the checkout checkpoint thing maybe no what i'm watching rachel argue with the eric okay i thought maybe we'd see yeah it's a real [ __ ] those events i'm just dropping off the files you requested not now i said not now well i didn't mean to upset you he really is a [ __ ] to everybody yeah jesus christ seems like out here must have been all running i know i am you were caught up in that mess at the checkpoint you shot that woman thanks for reminding me of jesus christ you can talk to me yeah it's okay it kind of turns me on actually tell me about all the other war crimes you can get everyone yeah so when she died did she like suffer i'm dealing with it did she have kids that were watching perhaps are you you got your own problems and whoever that was that sounded like a gold medal [ __ ] it's actually my ex-husband how did he sound like a gold medal [ __ ] he didn't you'll deal with you didn't hear anything why are these guys [ __ ] work no handling for you what did he just offer to assassinate like the chain of command oh no we're going back down to hell he's getting a [ __ ] from a demon her name is rachel i'm rachel thanks russell bragley i'm nick this is the second time that she's woken up in like a dark pit with blood all over what the [ __ ] oh she's gonna turn do you think yeah 100 that's the only way she survived oh true yeah because he got thrown around but she actually was like pinned down by a demon yeah true but don't worry i didn't give the medkit to that other woman so we've got the cure it's fine there's a gift somebody nick i thought i lost you i thought i'd lost you oh let's make out a bit maybe transfer saliva oh okay that should help the kill is next time nick you still got that crucifix by any chance seems like it wouldn't have mattered if i chose the gun or not but didn't you say that you killed one at some point i did i killed jason or at least it looked like i killed him he's got moves this goes fast [Music] over there i'm gonna do like demon paco um i think just run i'm not going to close the door yeah no it's obviously just going to break through the door oh probably would have been hard to close it actually he doesn't seem super strong he seems fast maybe i should have closed it he's totally fast as [ __ ] i i figured closing it he'd catch up to us and kill us the thought process was wrong every door's been so [ __ ] heavy in here uh i i really don't care about her so i'm just gonna help you she's gonna die anyway right yeah she's definitely infected i tried to hit it the second it came up it still worked out though we're good see now we can be infected together yep yeah i guess quick time events are like the easiest game thing ever i don't understand i like the children true do you think he's dead oh obviously what's the word my favorite character just died that was too close back there we're still breathing we've not all been so lucky all that matters is you're okay she's like i saw you got affected that i don't want to touch you now do we need to talk about what about us this is the perfect spot for that actually if i die tonight i want to die knowing where i stand with you [Music] i'll let you believe there's a future we have a future together oh nice eric and i had been done for a year you need to be optimistic oh here we go let's just hit it with the the hard one you love me oh jesus christ yeah this would be a good one i like that oh love i do i didn't even choose that she said that on her volition yeah nice she's really into it i like what do you like about me rachel i like that you have two working legs i can't lose you not now not ever there's a resub one zone it's jason he's alive what do you kill jason nope joey we should go let's go find jason it's nice we found love in a deep dark pit i've seen some [ __ ] up [ __ ] in my life nothing comes close to this yeah why are we down here like this isn't it's clearly not going to get us out for them or this is potentially the dumbest spot to be move green is an interesting color choice though he's a prime master back in salim my man i'm watching you open the book uh you can you can just get the info and you can tell me i i'm not reading it i'm just looking at the pictures oh that's fine too i can't turn around there we go jesus christ i got this big stick sometimes it doesn't do you have that too like you can't turn around sometimes yeah it's just really fidgety okay there's the resa binoma the bits trash what was that i don't lead the way well do you want to go first i mean you're already ahead of me plus you have the lighter yeah number one lead he's a prime health siege i found another thing here could be another number that i've already forgotten it was 32 right r32 yeah and there was another one that chat catch there uh 73 and then the cetus thing neither was have the journal right no who did well i don't think you actually pick up the items or maybe you do if that if you do then i have it but do you have to cross-reference the number in that journal i think you're supposed to remember it because i found that journal when i found cetus there's a recep bamster in tier one fluffy and the prime boppity [Music] [Music] like a lot of us what the [ __ ] is this like an alien homeworld yeah do you think the aliens crashed here or something yeah maybe [Music] what is hell is this even real pinch me i must be dreaming we are being judged god it's punishing us all for the mistakes we've ever made my poor son zayn is all i have left in this world his name is zayn that's a cool name my wife left us although there was a bully back in like primary school whose name was zen zayn's not a cool name [ __ ] that guy was he mean to you no not me but he was just a [ __ ] [ __ ] gay it is but my boy has made me very proud he's going to london to university don't worry it's coming or it takes time what his dick length is growing i found the good scene i don't like it potentially fully grown no it'll get bigger i was with him is that the last thing he will hear from his father we're not having this conversation right now i miss him so much what a twist it would be if zane walks out from the shadows the mastermind will be huge papa i've got something to say i hate zayn green zone checkpoint what checkpoint nick and i we were caught in traffic it was his wife before by suicide bombers she was carrying a bag [ __ ] tell me yeah she's dead what what don't you understand yeah read between the lines dude i ordered for her to stop loud and clear but she didn't she just kept on walking i uh i had to make a call at least look at me when you're telling me you killed my he shot her dead but we can still be friends groceries i don't understand why didn't you stop bro i don't know oh my god are you serious this this [ __ ] i'm not here to honor the dead the truth is my life was going nowhere fast man we're really bonding if i get the option to push you off this ledge i'm gonna profound huh no towers were ahead of my [ __ ] skull i didn't even hear about it until a week later how do you not hear about that for a week because he was so stoned i don't even know what the [ __ ] i'm doing here you're serving your country that woman had family friends she had her whole life in front of her and we snuffed it out with a single bullet i mean what the [ __ ] guy does seem like a professional lapa yeah i can hear you thinking we're waiting for something to happen maybe we should take the initiative and make something happen yeah can we take it to the demon's home world can we just talk about my feelings a little bit more saleem can we find a way to hurt them those [ __ ] things try to [ __ ] with our heads what they try to kill what the [ __ ] are we gonna do against them well what does he mean they tried to [ __ ] with our heads like what they were just attacking like like normally he's like sleeping whispering what on earth is that sound it's a marine thing oh so does that make me a marine too let's not get ahead of ourselves huh okay this is a cute story line between these two there yeah there we go i'd love if that first option was just to somehow betray each other immediately what are we going to do to hurt them you think do we have any kind of white phosphorous left maybe were you the one carrying white phosphorus actually i think jason was yeah there you go even the demons think that's a little further like oh my god we must sue for peace convention they report it to the u.n oh no they've got their own white photos maybe no those are little fireworks it's the red carpet well it's clearly a demon oh no it's a statue well it does look like a mechanical city like those that's metal right yeah seems like it might be stone though i get well you can't really make like pipes out of stone can you like those giant pipes there it's probably metal it looks like metal to me it does look like destiny 2 concept i just read that when you start when you said it does look very hyvy did you see the latest controversy with destiny by the way no what happened they're charging for even more now they've like taken missions out of the game to charge for them specifically what yeah you know you know how they were dungeons and there were raids and destiny yeah now they've made it so dungeons are paid content so you have to pay an extra ten dollars for them well that's super [ __ ] though don't you get drops from dungeons like important drugs absolutely well unless they take that out it's included in the digital deluxe edition though wait that's actually outrageous i know it's [ __ ] just another monetization method i guess is the destiny subreddit defending it as they always do oh you better really they are god didn't make you better creatures what are they saying it's possible to be fair there is a lot of people against it but there's the usual like you know are suckers that are like they need the money to support the game i played this game for 3 000 hours a year so they deserve my money jesus christ so i don't i don't understand it's a slippery slope like eventually they're just going to start charging for raids not even a slippery slope it's downright [ __ ] stupid like locking important content behind money is just a bad idea and it like it just doesn't make sense it makes sense from a financial perspective well yeah especially when the fan base is defending it you can make a lot of money that way but it's a literal payload game it's unethical for sure or anti-consumer i guess more so that is that groot what the [ __ ] is that i don't know why is he so he looks so chill like his legs spread looks like a [ __ ] machine he's just man spreading he's one of those creatures only older ancient you don't think it's alive do you touch it you touch it [ __ ] lick it why would you touch it i don't know what's the point can i not oh i guess i have to we're really gonna stick it to the aliens that puts this [ __ ] i saved your life then i was scratching my nose too good reflexes thanks did you see that of course it [ __ ] saw it that creature is fossilized must be millions of years old not to defend them but the dungeon is included in the next dlc and they're basically just charging for early access that's not what i heard it's included in the digital deluxe edition but if you don't buy the digital deluxe edition they said it's not included in the season pass and you'll have to buy it extra that's what i've read from them oh okay a templar oh it's him was i right i said they'd be stuck in time stasis half of him is at least yeah it's like some kind of special honey check out that armor this guy's goddamn biblical he's gonna blink [ __ ] did you see that i think he's still alive that's impossible in this place possible that is a good point well not everything fucker's been alive all this time here we'll have a head fluid it must have preserved his flesh his brain he actually isn't stasis we can't leave him like this this is all because he [ __ ] betrayed me that he's like that he'd probably be like full head right now i'm serious maybe i'll do it so he's just been sitting like this for 2 000 years why oh yeah 4 000 years because it took place in 2230 bc why did we kill him to put him out of his misery what do you mean he was fine we don't know if he was in misery yeah maybe he was like no please god don't he's he shoots you there for four thousand years he's having a great [ __ ] time just for that moment for people to randomly walk up and step through the head oh my god visitors i'm so excited this is going around this place i've got information about this aliens did you choose to stab him then or did no that was you i'm not playing saleem oh well then it just happened yeah someone said there's a dungeon later this yeah so the dungeon's in the 30th year anniversary that's coming like you pay for that that's a little 30 pack but then after that the two dungeons next year aren't included in season passes you have to buy them separately thanks to the resub caesar in tier one bam oh whoops i still don't understand what we're gonna do against these guys they're clearly like in intergalactic aliens white phosphorus how would that affect them that much i don't know i mean you've just been stabbing them with a crowbar and they're dying yeah that's a good point this city's clearly not thriving or anything something's gone wrong yeah definitely doesn't look like a bustling utopia maybe uh maybe they were like super nice aliens first and then they crashed landed here and like how oxygen corrupted them or something yeah that's probably what it was they came on a peace mission and they just got like blinded by the our stink turned feral it's actually probably true because they hate sunlight right oh true yeah so they went to a place right next to the sun why do you think they're here i don't know i didn't probably not even aliens what they're clearly aliens they weren't like a giant metal [ __ ] no they're probably just like vampires that are like technologically advanced like dracula in his castle had all kinds of crazy tech these this is that's a fusion reactor right there that's clearly alien no that's definitely a giant vampire tongue yeah that's dracula's castle yeah and i am thinking what you're thinking let's break the statues again don't stand on the fireworks that was probably showing us that we're not allowed to stand on those yeah but maybe we should try anyway yeah what's the worst that could happen this is so easy [Music] even with this shitty movement control system uh this way you're doing so well jackson are these statues are they statues or are they like encased in them i think they're encased if i had to guess what would happen if we cricket the fireworks yeah i'm just still laughing of something i let me just step in there oh yeah it's so dumb there is some smoke four thousand years just that in that one you didn't even get a chance to like say hi jackson is now the most hated man in the destiny community yeah i mean i can't imagine that there's a lot of people defending it it's it's coming dungeons were included in all that content in the past and now they're not i don't know how you could be kind of annoyed at that because they need money it's always nice to support an indie company like bundy oh this is me this is me oh huge save oh you actually did it it looked like you [ __ ] up there no no i literally had just went down to fish and then i saw it pop up that was clutch oh [ __ ] it's them jesus christ there's the resub karate i'll cover you go thanks nick why do they come down here how did they come down here they must have found one of the aliens teleporters oh dracula's telephoto i don't know wait what it's the holy shrine or something oh no there's just a white board over there did you see that no i didn't [ __ ] dicky you turned up like the [ __ ] cavalry i thought you were dead not my time not yet in any way oh she's so [ __ ] let's do some swole in the prime dope dino take my hand don't touch her she's infected glad you're here man this place this is starting to look like a call of duty's zombies map or something the four of us i'll go on my back see the whiteboard over there or the chalkboard or whatever the [ __ ] it's called what is this the people have definitely been here yeah unless the aliens are using like wash pants and boxes actually recent book we need a plan [ __ ] those things up and get the [ __ ] out good plan sergeant k what do we got left so we got um eight clips of 556 fmj three 40 mil high x rounds a couple of nine mil pistols four clips between them we'll make that work huh yeah because guns have seen so let's try foster rounds yeah and one block of composition c4 all in it's not enough we also got this uh it's all unpredictable yeah now fuses are shot but we can use the c4 to detonate them let's just hope they still pack a punch the vampire you just shoot them those cocoons you saw how many there were in that vault there could be thousands in there should we blow them up burn as many of those [ __ ] as we can and head for the surface what do you think sergeant there's a recent wisdom they're clearly aliens just find the working spaceship and leave so the people that were here before decided to leave the half dead dude alive it's true it looks like our explorer they probably just went by and spit on them every day explorers that came before gets killed immediately what a miserable existence yeah 4 000 years of nothing but suffering like who's to say if we didn't spread the rest of the cream over him that like it didn't regrow his skin and he became whole again well we didn't we didn't have any of the cream i thought it was from the tree behind him really all about these tablets uh i don't know about that there's some music here i think this is what this aliens listen to i don't know i think there's a sheet music for through the fire and flames oh as i learn or as i discover more about the musical language of these creatures well they did have a language yeah well and it was music oh yeah of course they had a language so this is mentioning cetus again this is mentioning yeah they came from cetus they're aliens we must seal this place for eternity for all humankind mary i'm sorry that thing between you and rachel it's on the open isn't it we're trying to figure out how a lion fits into this can we talk about something else of course i'm about the explosives feeling good about them good as i can be over here i found something oh god i was going to another important one exit prime angelica [Music] so what they were just the intergalactic traveling orchestra and they just crashed how sunlight really offended them what is going on why is music into it that's their language they communicate with music musical scales sonics mary was a pianist she deciphered it she thought these carvings represented the stars do you see it's cetus oh you said something about a constellation yeah cetus it's where they come from we're a long way from the night sky thanks to crime according to the journal there was only one scale of sound in the device but mary was studying it alone what caused i think there may be another we don't know why they're here we're going to need your help no no the earthquake that like released them initially just a helicopter shooting at the ground oh good point i don't know like why they choose now to break out i will touch it i touched it touch i'm touching yeah i'm rotating my hand around you like that yeah i'm doing the same i'm kind of wiggling a bit oh i'm going up top oh oh we did it i think you just do full circles really tease it [Music] but for some okay for some reason it's not letting me do it with my mouse not telling me to go right not tell me to go down left there we go i think mine's all set one more second for me yeah i think mine's all good are you sure is it giving you a prompt still uh i mean i still do have the prompt but i think that's just because i'm waiting on you i don't know if i just let go oh yeah let's try that no i i'm just following the prompters telling me to go right up well i am as well down i don't know maybe we have to do it at the same time i feel like we are oh wait wait wait start at the bottom maybe okay yeah let's just okay let's synchronize here up the top we'll start at the top okay well no i oh force me to start at the bottom we'll start at the bottom here okay all right after three we go left all right here we go one two three one oh no i didn't know okay no come up come up come on count it right all right do we count or not yeah count all right after one three two one three two one hey i'm sure we're still in sync two one three two one three two what's happening i mean there's little dots on mine i'm assuming we have to follow these somehow i don't really know how though [Music] somehow i can't go to the center like i'm stuck in this outer ring unless is it a maze like i'm stuck on this track i mean it definitely has something to do with my dots i think when you let go is there any other prompt apart from like left click no just left click maybe we just keep going back and forth down the bottom mine doesn't make any noise wait all right so let's start at the bottom and you go left and i'll go right we'll make a perfect circle what so start at the bottom yeah all right now i'll go right and you go left okay mirroring each other all right after one three two one now oh yeah that was good three two one clearly it worked but why i have no idea [Music] isn't that something is that what do we do i'm so confused maggie believed that these creatures were once peaceful their language was one of music how could they not feel it's because of our emotions and oil maybe maybe it was bad music they heard from us that corrupted their language oh true they heard dubsteps their music fell silent and they turned on each other what happened sickness and madness what turned them from architects into killers whatever what do you think it was well it had to do with the naram sin the acadians animals dead until they arrived before the arcadians so they slept like they built on top of this land and they waited us [Music] she's vibrating she's feeling the music the rhythm there's a prime aidan in tier one derp did she lay eggs then what the [ __ ] rachel rachel look at me turn the goddamn sound off oh my god some of those cheesy [Music] oh no wait it's a living thing yeah it's like a little baby coming out of her mouth i think is that legitimate like you saw that happen before what no i'm just assuming oh [ __ ] we're seeing the past why does that look like a giant turd that's not a cool spaceship design yeah it's not it's just like a little piece of a rock yes i'm sorry don't do it no don't do it don't do it we can we can easily fix this don't do it okay what an awful way to go to holy [ __ ] yeah right up a vag why a white phosphorus douching what does it even do they came from the stars this isn't their home it's an arc yeah where have you been we knew that but she just confirmed it she saw the vision sure do something she's turning into one of them didn't even have the balls to white phosphorus hold it down there's got to be a way we can't lose her there's no other way hold her down yeah this is probably the easiest decision of my life i think we can probably savor it kill me i made that choice i gave you my permission i really i feel like no i'm not she's gonna kill us no no no no i feel like clarice clarice also wasn't gonna kill us i think we can fix this it's gonna have to do with music you're not selling it what are you waiting for yeah kill me you [ __ ] god damn it why i've done everything in my power to get us a good ending this is the bad end this is the bad ending how is the bad ending we don't like it all right okay well can't say i didn't try to shoot her wait i shouldn't be trying this nice all right we're safe i was about to kill you then i forgot i was her and i was matching x and that was the bad thing that was absolutely wrong i'm telling you we could have said i am telling you we could have saved her what would have saving her done for us nothing even if we could save her what like what would that would have done would she she'd be alive it's part of the good better ending i need to move the [ __ ] out this is definitely a bad ending i [ __ ] told you like how what's what's her secret like what's she gonna do that's gonna save us what we were gonna save her we could have like played a specific song on the radio like i don't know if i can look at this photograph or something then it heals her yeah i should accept it thank you drago my favorite naruto character and have to think about it thanks to recent crocodile the best ending is the one where rachel dies makes the prime cia are you seeing what i'm seeing the lim's the only one i care about i agree salim is definitely the best one so whatever happens through subject if it doesn't make sense we need to save him even if he's infected he's gonna give some luck in there sub ursa so someone that's already watched the good ending how would rachel have survived well no way let's let's just get out ending oh yeah then we'll wait then we'll wait your journey i don't i don't want any spoils i think we've already lost the ability to find out like what rachel was going to be the key to us figuring them out now we're just going to blow them up she doesn't know anything all she knows about is infidelity charges on as many of those clusters as possible and then detonate them remotely second those charges go off we haul ass to the exit luck is on our side anyway that's the fun of these games is making your choices and if you get the bad ending that's what happens who cares well yeah no i'm not saying we go back i was just curious how she lived because i'm telling you she could have lived i think if her husband was still alive that's the only way she would live what was he gonna do suck the demon out of her or maybe if i shot the demon off her when i had the choice to save saleem on her well celine may have died then yeah but exactly that's why i made my decision but that's how i could see her living maybe if she wasn't infected hear me out if i don't make it i want you to blow those charges please give some trash just don't go getting trigger happy on me every step of the way you keep them radio contact and if there's no radio signal then i'll pop a flare you see it go up you hit that detonator be quick and be safe you hear me buddy we're still friends that's nice yeah i'm sure everyone can survive chat there might even be an ending where everyone does survive well there is yeah i think through some of these games what do i do here i don't know man are you down there walking uh no not yet this is still just a cutscene there there's one ahead of him there's one ahead of you to your left move apparently thank you some slide uh he's walking towards you i think i'm still just in a cutscene i'm planning all the explosives now though to be honest this one piddly little c4 doesn't seem to be enough like i can't imagine this somehow does anything at all of note yeah which way leftover right oh god i don't know oh because i found the demon before that's i would did you tell me the wrong way no no i didn't have an option there but i found the deep where the demon was before using binoculars so then i gave you the right information then automatically i think okay because the demon went left thanks a recent night galaxy oh god don't give me a heartbeat thing oh no charlie please i'll try i'll be slower i'll be slower all right this is this is my gordian knot that i have to cut come on buddy you can hear the mouse clicks oh my god there's another one wait a minute phase two spray boss got it oh we're through baby i wonder what would what would have happened if we did blow up that black phosphorus would it have killed all of us uh i don't know got another science there are so many demons just flying around you right now give me a distraction i'm watching your cutscene oh all right just so you know if i have to choose between you and selene i'm leaving you no i understand i understand why don't you ditch the rest of those charges and head back look at that man it's the motherboard it's two four nice recep rocker of worlds uh dude what do you what do you want me to do do you want me to advance a retreat what do you think gonna make it do you want me to advance or retreat alright i'm not a [ __ ] i'm going in i'm going for it that's fine i probably would have said advanced too i want to see what's up though this one's for america you still got that crucifixion oh that's a lot of monsters coming for you that's fine they don't know i'm here stealthy i controlled my heartbeat they can't they can't hear me he said that man jesus wait what will warning him do now there is no way out that's a good point let him die blissfully on a weapon looking up there it looks pretty good uh yeah i'll let you go in peace you know he won't make it let him finish his work yep should have just retreated well that was your choice you won't even feel it when it comes it's clear nick you're all clear oh no placing charges now oh nick you did that to him i thought you thought it was all clear yeah this doesn't even hurt the only thing that hurts is that my friend oh my god heartbeats again what the [ __ ] jesus christ doesn't matter you can probably feel it at this point although succeeding probably means that we'll be out of bed all right phase one done but if you actually survive this this is gonna be insane no it'd be pretty clutch [Music] got it this is a three-phase boss battle maybe oh my god jesus christ we're still going come on you do it so rachel what she's missing out on got it big redemption stay calm [Music] oh this is my we made friends this should be fine how'd you make friends i don't know he has like rabbit teeth [Applause] we want to sacrifice him or should we i don't know is do you think he survives if we don't yeah oh no i get the choice oh he vanished cool well that didn't do anything yeah let's just go home now now that we've made them mad let's leave oh jesus they seem to be extremely flammable music won't solve that yeah just a shrug whatever think of the demon children and babies that are dying right now he's still alive how holy [ __ ] what it was the heartbeats i bet you did it yeah it made him immune to the blast well we got to go back and save him for that oh yeah that you have to hear you buddy bearing 320. but um i'm injured i need help all right you [ __ ] why are you injured come on now kill you oh [ __ ] [Music] why you can still do this they don't like being stabbed jason hurry he's mad that i blew up his home i know i'm doing so many qtes it's crazy it knew that i was [ __ ] him up earlier so it's giving me a chance again make them in the nuts demons still have nuts of course salim is the hero oh sally was just so [ __ ] cool i got you we i think if this is the end we did pretty well three of us and the three coolest characters i'd say yeah the three best characters survived at least i wouldn't say we did pretty well well for how we started yeah i guess there's still room whatever you do jackson don't [ __ ] up saleem yeah christ jesus why did i run on my own yeah we're just admiring this place collapsing come in man are you there i am surrounded he's underselling there's so many what's there to think about we go back down there we die with them no way i can make it out of lawn jays come with me oh my son i love him i have to save salim i'm going in we're coming salim i'm just sitting here doing nothing so take your time don't leave a man behind is that the right one or is it we'll see you on the other side it's kind of like the same thing don't leave a man behind you're wrong salim is one of us now or was that meant to be hearing that entire time just blank for me oh did you see the uh storyteller behind nick there oh on my screen briefly the uh storyteller with the derby hat flashed behind him and then vanished it was just like a split second thing i'm here to help imagine i come all this way and just [ __ ] die yeah not without quick time strategies look at this [Music] nailed it you've come to join the fun what is the body cop drama yeah what's the deal with vampires that was a pretty cool activity what's that behind you at me hey what the [ __ ] behind you i should have aimed for you though imagine get out of here do you think they have like a cutscene program for that if you just like throw it at my head oh yeah absolutely i had the option of like throwing it at you accidentally oh it's pretty thorough it would have just like impaled you yeah so what have we accomplished during that entire thing we're just back where we started yeah we're going up to the surface to kill you the light is elevated magically goes oh man that was unfucking believable those things were all over tier one recently minnesota was the last down of the goddamn super bowl and thank you for the tier one texas i'm sorry i just saw that lorisa dextra listen up not out of the woods yet what i see in front of me you're the best [ __ ] that best of the best we will get home i don't know it's mostly uh i'll be playful did you say to me he just push him off the elevator thanks for the give some snowden selene is absolutely the best character in the game it's not even close but if it was just a convenient way out this entire time right behind you is it clarisse what's up it's water yeah why is he so confused wait sing her a song the music might heal her nailed it why am i your character now i don't know you're not my character i'm jason i'm the guy oh maybe i don't know no you're nick i'm absolutely not nick i just had the guy that kicked her that was nick all right i'm not good with these names they're also generic she was dead the moment that their hands are what was even the point of that like she didn't do anything you just got [ __ ] kicked in the face it was a loose end i guess yeah they'd be like what happened to glorious otherwise there's the reset tr that rope is way too thin that'd be so [ __ ] hard to climb what am i crazy what happened to saleem i don't know i assume he flew up to the top he's really good at climbing what he's just here what the [ __ ] was that entire scene charlie that's not so disconnected i really don't know to be honest what the [ __ ] yeah we could have done this the entire time like we never had to go deeper the second we fell in here we could have just climbed that is such a dumb premise that what we just did downstairs has no impact on like us actually getting out like what yeah why did we do this from the beginning [Music] he didn't throw that very hard that wouldn't go very high they give it saleem that was it's just like little hope man like they just really don't know how to write an ending because in little hope all this [ __ ] from the past has no bearing on the actual story of the future yeah like it didn't do anything it was all worthless so basically all we did was fall down this hole then go deeper for no reason only to go all the way back out and do what we should have done immediately which is just climb out exactly like i don't understand why no one did that from the start yeah it's weird i don't know trash and thanks to your sub sonota you're still with me buddy [Music] blowing up the aliens open the escape route that's not true though because i remember in the very beginning we could still see the sun coming in from the top if that's the actual explanation it wasn't described very well i mean this hole wasn't created from debris we [ __ ] did it look what was that facial expression so quiet we didn't go out of our way to learn about them but we didn't learn about the aliens other than they hate sun and black music oh yeah i forgot about the solar eclipse not again was this just part one i mean yeah they could absolutely just leave like i don't know why they're so surprised it's not like you killed every single one of them in fact you made them angry now they have an actual reason to hate humans seal the exits we hold them here [Applause] no the saline guys here i'm gonna be so you tell me i don't know [ __ ] about space yeah solar eclipses don't last very long someone in chat said 7.5 minutes saline why are you shooting that middle pipe dammit please save me i've got you hit him with the pipe oh first [ __ ] are we gonna do [Applause] hide in the plastic bags oh yeah what if they played dead we asked for help [Applause] did you choose to put players there at the start instead of ammo no i didn't choose to put players there you were the one in the house actually maybe i did i don't know that'd be kind of cool make the decision that early it caused us to die at this point they're scared away oh god now i'm saline now this is where i really need to make it go salim [Applause] keeping my boys alive now it's your turn don't [ __ ] this up okay i'll do my best we're hanging on oh yes let's go [Music] idiots god it just keeps going oh the the quick times are getting shorter by the way like really fast now did you fail that one or no no but i'll probably have to do something again i'll [ __ ] see because it's so red wait a minute it's a humvee with its lights on we did it that went perfectly actually yeah per usual though the [ __ ] the entire [ __ ] story at the end makes no sense yeah it's disappointing i don't know why they can't like right and i need to see my voice yeah it makes no sense to just keep going deeper when all they had to do is climb out right from the get-go it wouldn't even matter if there was a reason to go deeper i would be fine with going deeper if it meant that it led to us getting out yeah but that was never going to happen we just went there for a revenge shalem wait good luck brother you wish shane a happy birthday from me thank you jason it wasn't the wife that he killed my friend yeah i guess not he's the recent bat that's a limp so cool i guess kinda trash but compared it to armageddon makes me some travis he kept going deeper because the vampires kept blocking your way out no from the very good girl when they fell in all they had to do was climb out were they meant to be there on a mission but did they think that's where well initially rachel said eric uh was wrong like he's like i should have calculated the numbers three times over saddam hussein sudamu semen is not in here so i guess maybe they thought by falling in they were getting closer to saddam they went deeper because they were searching for weapons is that is that what they were doing i don't even remember no they didn't initially go deeper because of the well rachel and her boyfriend did her husband did initially until they saw the demons when they broke down into that path that had the um the turret initially yeah thanks to the tamerlan yeah i'd say this one was better than little hope still well it's definitely better than little hope it was much better than little help the it is mostly just the riding towards the end that gets me maybe game number four for our tradition next year will be better yeah maybe it'll be the one that pulls it all together i do think the monsters in this one were pretty [ __ ] generic though yeah i agree well it's not like the monsters in man of medan are a little hope were interesting man of dan it was actual just zombies again yeah i feel like they did the like the scares better in that one though i don't remember any scares in that one it was just because it was my first one why is that candle going out uh probably represents the five people oh five people could survive yeah eric and rachel were the other two not that you've guided some of your charges to the light while others well we did pretty well then three out of five's not bad all things considered rival often comes at a great cost and it was rachel and eric who [ __ ] cares others yeah sometimes mr pay who's the prime minister [Music] i look forward to our next encounter perhaps i'll choose a story that's a little more homely next time somewhere you'd be guaranteed of a decent night's sleep oh what's the next one going to be wherever it is you'll find it extremely hard to leave it's it's that end there it's like a v you know the way out [Music] thank you that was good trailer time do they do trailers at the end i don't remember yeah they did last time you're late and you look like [ __ ] i just got off the red eye what's your excuse good flight oh [ __ ] movie [ __ ] meal no leg room i crammed me in the back by the toilets nice coffee wasn't so bad though good [ __ ] muffins did you read the brief on the flight does it give somebody but it wasn't a complete disaster i just had to scrape some of them off the floor poor bastards and the entities like nothing we've seen before is that the music suck that's where they conduct all their music from the best for the best or so they advertise oh this music is going to evolve how many times do i have to keep telling you the same damn story i understand however centcom needs to iron out any irregularities such as the whole [ __ ] thing was irregular such as why you allied with an enemy combatant why is it [ __ ] there those things are ripping us to shreds i don't give a damn who it was we needed all the help we could get how would they even know and that man was with five of you people semper [ __ ] [ __ ] that's just a dumb question what about colonel [ __ ] king how did he die he led us all the way to hell hell burned him up so they cooperated with an iraqi soldier why is that so shocking jesus christ if you can believe it how do they even know that i'm dying to meet this guy oh they must have captured the other guy celine the hell's that mean by the time the extraction team got here he was gone could be across the border by now sneaky son of a [ __ ] now i see why colchek enlisted his help the analysis team are still pulling specimens from the site it's carnage down there they use dynamite we don't know how they got their hands on it no no no no no i'm done no wait they just said that he got away it was a city a goddamn city full of those things there were cocoons down there [ __ ] thousands of them how many organisms were still alive down there too many alcohol is shake they're all [ __ ] burdened didn't he get caught she said five not 500 but yeah this is like winterfold all over again uh-huh ah and here we have colonel eric king our in-house genius he definitely got more than he bargained for those two were married right in the loosest sense of the word he felt his death yeah i've read the report i wonder if there's more to it than that the answer to that died with him this comes down to kayla's and mistook the temple for saddam's weapon depot piece of [ __ ] system i wouldn't say that they're insulting the system [Laughter] over his dead body too yeah isn't it funny this guy was super dumb can you believe how [ __ ] the system was before his system led him 117. she was infected her comrades had no choice but uh parasite extracted oh there is a problem i read her profile yeah she could have gone far if this hadn't happened decisions i guess i'll never get used to this job why would you want to at least this one was localized small blessings so what do you make of it all doesn't matter what i think only thing that matters is controlling the flow of information as far as the world knows not a damn thing happened here not true i know i also know what happened [Music] the here here's the trailer for the next game you want to understand what it means to be a killer think of the most profound thing you've ever done who mental asylum the most beautiful thing you've ever created is a joker and i promise you it's nothing compared to watching the life bleed out of someone to see the fear in their eyes to feel them pulling at you for release to hear them pleading begging that's true art that's what you have to be an artist [Music] i've left my mark on the world have you i mean that looked pretty cool actually but it doesn't have a name yet oh wait [Music] pretty generic name yeah but um that that looks like the most horror yeah that one it looks the less the least goofy although i guess the second one did seem initially more horror themed oh yeah because they had like the guy from the past hold the girl's hand or whatever she said bank yeah i don't know anyway what would you rate that one uh probably a little higher than little hope so what what did we say for a little hope i think we gave it a 60 we didn't moist meter a little hope yeah but i think we gave it like six out of ten maybe yeah i think that's also what we said so i give this like a 65. i'd give it i'd be a bit more generous i'd say 70. i had fun well i also had i wouldn't have had fun if it wasn't you and i playing it yeah oh yeah imagine playing this on your own be miserable yeah um i can't remember madame madonne too much man i think it was the ghost ship and all that yeah i know i know what it was but i don't remember how i felt about it i think i would have felt about it to the same degree of this one i think that to me equal and then the last one was worse yeah a little hope was not good alrighty that was fun yep we'll do it again next year yeah as is our tradition thanks everyone chad for watching bye jackson bye-bye okay uh i'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick and then maybe we'll do something else we'll see but i'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick so give me one sec you you foreign i'm back there's an endings video on youtube but i'll watch it on my own osrs man i'm just grinding idly at barb fishing a little afk xp coming up on 90 fishing i'm about to hit 99 fletching too but i'll do that on stream at some point next the resub my name is john youtube night nope we did youtube last night there's the resub le johnny nightcrawler and tier one diet trooper was the game good it was fun with jackson but i think the game's not great it was enjoyably goofy per usual there's a resub brina my favorite naruto character i guess would probably be guy sensei might guy scary game we just did dark pictures man not exactly a scary game but just kind of close i think recent steam games no it's too late for bad steam games man it's [ __ ] 2 30 a.m did you enjoy visage the horror game i was alright as far as modern horror games go at least that one was fun has any game recently spooked you a little nope and not just recently ever next recent bar wells except when i was like a child maybe yeah just i don't find horror games scary if you're getting that one debt collecting game that did get a jump scare out of me next resub mosmic yeah cockroaches are [ __ ] awful they're disgusting they're very yucky your dog hunts roaches now that's so convenient there's a tier one gooch slapper thoughts on the alec baldwin situation i mean it's awful it's really sad smash or guilty gear it's a little late for that i might just hang out and shoot the [ __ ] i don't know what game we'd play i don't really feel like playing anything now we just finished that whole game no it's [ __ ] 2 30. that's awful trash jesus it's terrible holy [ __ ] there is no titties in what in the game yeah there were zero just play old school runescape i am been grinding fishing for the last [ __ ] what five days and i've been doing fletching as well so i'm one dragon javelin load away from 99 fletching and i'm about to hit 90 fishing i'll hit 90 fishing tomorrow fishing is so [ __ ] slow but at least it's afk things that you said monkey monday what happens when you get disconnected from runescape on afk you just log back in it's not like fully afk i still have to click like every [ __ ] 25 30 seconds it's about as afk as runescape skills get thoughts on mccree's new name would they name him overwatch's mccree is now cole cassidy yeah i don't give a [ __ ] at all who cares overwatch i don't know what new life is it's the first i've heard of that game yeah you probably refund it you're gonna carve pumpkins yeah probably watching level 98 like i said i'm one load of javelins away from 99 i'll do it on stream next time we do runescape did you watch any of this season's anime not yet i still gotta watch new demon slayer season i don't know i don't know what else is coming out new demon slayer is just the movie i know it's pretty disappointing but apparently they're doing a bit more for it like expanding on it even more so that's fine i don't know stop [ __ ] spamming about a nintendo tier list man like i i don't i don't acknowledge that kind of [ __ ] i don't like when people do that like it's as simple as that thanks to the bits finesser what what do you mean trash how many hours of sleep do you get usually like seven [Music] most nights somewhere in that ballpark i've been getting up early recently though like really early moist meter backed for blood no i didn't like the game so i didn't play very much so i'm not going to moist meter it makes a reset angle oh thanks for that angle appreciate it yeah someone told me about inscription last stream so i haven't pulled up on another monitor this screen over here i'll try it at some point not tonight or anything though i actually might go to bed i'm getting [ __ ] tired now i think that'll be the play all right everyone thanks for tuning in to everyone who donated big thank you new subs welcome aboard this sub means a lot to me so thank you for subbing i hope you all have a wonderful rest of your evening and i will see you all tomorrow i'm going to toss you to a friend of mine his name's andy he's also the vocalist for a band that i really like called monuments he's in other bands as well but you might recognize his voice from there he's streaming right now so i'm gonna toss you over there thanks again everyone appreciate the generosity and have a great night see ya you

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