moistcr1tikal Stream Jun 11th, 2022 [The Quarry]

hey prince hey pre-notification gang he's coming along great rip [Music] so hey hey you got remote play working now you're using parsec thanks again emperor and the resub cody i got the i caught the bot a bit jacob or at least most of it voiced esports had a great day today and moki's still at the battle of bc is it prime connor and the bits dong thought you weren't playing this yet we weren't but we managed to get the remote or the parsec working thanks for the tier one i was framed in the recent stb and toga and the bits bezel [Music] have you tried the new starlight coke it tastes exactly like golden graham cereal no it's the first i've heard of starlight coke [Music] this sounds pretty cool though alrighty um i'm using a controller now because i don't want to fight you for mouse control uh okay that makes sense a thanks to tier one fandy and the resub frenchy cool out smog and the prime hrsn gurza and the resub french you're already scraping yep no rashly take your time all right give me a direct quote hold on i'm turning you up a little bit please let me in there's some grim jackson hold on your system hold on okay there you go you're in what can i change is tier one google image nothing happened next the prime errand is the gamepad not working no it's on the gamepad i just said your connection attempt wasn't approved in time oh oh oh i forgot that you left yeah here uh rejoin i'm trying okay there you go okay testing hold on okay there you go uh is my controller doing anything uh it doesn't seem like it oh wait i forgot to give you mouse and keyboard permission i don't want masking keyboard don't give me that that's too much oh sorry okay controller all right here we go and now put me in game you're in game see okay wait stop moving no control is not working these are some arabella cask bubbles in the give some mo you know what might be a problem that i'm just now considering since we're sharing basically the same keyboard when i make a decision it's going to be making decisions for you too well no we each have characters though it'll say when we're meant to be making decisions so if it's player 2 decision time you take your hands off the keyboard don't try to influence my decisions yeah but we're going to be playing at the same time jackson remember in like dark dark pictures where i'm walking and you're walking because we're doing two separate things so we're both going to be walking in the same direction every time since we're sharing the same keyboard i don't think it'll be like that i think it'll be different because the same issue would pop up for couch co-op right well no just swapping controllers between people look down the bottom part of the controller and play with friends it's not like multiple controllers you're right you're absolutely right nice way to read jackson god damn yeah i'm on it i'm on everything at the moment [Music] except for this controller i can't figure out how to actually use my controller can you just give me just give me a mouse and keyboard yeah yeah let's do some semi or subway screamy bravics i gotta set up my stream too okay yeah take your time these are some triflix i don't know anything about this game other than that it's an another until dawn light game which are some of my favorites and the reviews have been very good yeah thanks there's some holiest toast how far into the game are you bro we haven't started yet that's cute though surely you tell by the fact that we're on the main menu it's like every game so usually i'll be in the tutorial they're like so what do you think of the game is it worth getting it's cute it is i think the prime chamber in the recent inferno as hazel and cry when you set up your stream i'll go push to talk so you don't hear that yeah i need to figure out how to do that for me as well that's fine i'll just ignore my chat come here don't come here if you want interactivity [Music] okay so i can push to talk but it has to be when my mouse is on my second monitor and not in parsec otherwise i might be doing something in on your computer using the push-to-talk button oh yeah don't do that okay as you give some space in the recep aliquots and the bits magic and five gift subs moto chief thank you chief hope you had fun magic it rhys and borin give some grim and bits galaxy have fun in the night shift galaxy this doesn't have online multiplayer we're using parsec so we're basically sharing my computer things resembed easily and theresa buy tv and tier 1 gauge charlie what's the game meant to be about i actually don't know anything about the game yeah a single thing that's what i was just saying it's exciting then because with the other dark picture anthology games i've had a rough idea of what i was getting into like the war in iraq for the last one which wasn't at all accurate uh and i forgot the game before we were stuck on a boat or something no no we forgot about little hope yeah we traveled back in time for like the salem witch trials and [ __ ] which ended up having no impact i went back and watched the video of our playthrough on little hope and i called it from the beginning somehow really i i said the bus was like a time portal thing if we got set back in time oh shoot what true you did exit five give subs chamber and tier one bad and the resub babies simmons hunter jaw and they give some magic yeah quite a few john too many to name is this going to be a one sitting session no i think the game's like 10 hours long it'll probably have to be two streams yeah this i think this is definitely going to be more than one stream yeah it's like a long game i'm pretty sure it's right around 10 hours yeah i think it'll be until dawn level not uh dark picture anthology games i think it's a prime sushi tier one shulie [Music] is moist esports playing tomorrow yep we're in winners finals we play endpoint tomorrow at 11 a.m est and moki is currently playing at the battle of bc first smash melee thank you some sammy there's some raul [Music] let me know when you're ready jackson yeah i'm should be ready let me just did you take away input again no oh i'm just not clicked into that monitor here can you not nothing's happening you can't move around no oh it turned itself off here oh god wait what don't touch your mouse all right there you go okay [Laughter] yeah yeah yeah we're good okay all right just stay in here if we can okay stay within the bounds of the sandbox never leave all right we'll do let's get some meerkat in the resub fart and give sub it tingu but the rocket leg team is going to london that's confirmed yep we made the london major that is june 29th and you're not going there no i am not okay are you gonna go cheer on the team i know you were talking about maybe going um i think it's a bit too close to it now to get lights and stuff but maybe we'll see matt damn actually no i'm moving i'm probably moving into my place at the end of the month oh my god i forgot you're still not there holy [ __ ] finally thank you some joj money and the 10 gift subs robert hey robert it's been a while man hope you're doing well all right so we're doing couch co-op yes we're doing camera just so everyone knows continue is here because we own we had to test if the system worked so we what we we played through like the first 30 seconds of the cutscene but i wasn't listening to it so i am afraid of spoilers i was listening to it was everything yeah it was [ __ ] nuts oh i'm turning the lights off wait hold on jackson i have to get undead why is it always the athletic dude that's arrogant make him like super like shy and self-conscious that'd be interesting change yeah make it realistic uh of course the artistic girl is shy they have a pretty big cast for this game from whatever who is this is this cole sprouse i don't think that's cole sprouse i i don't i'd be beyond surprised maybe dylan sprouse let me let me have a look and they said it was star studded this game like there's a lot of but what makes you think this is one of the sprouse twins he looks kind of like him well i don't think he does at all what not even close can we can we run a poll or something how close am i i don't think it looks even i mean i guess maybe like because he looks young like looks like a younger sprouse but current sprouse not even anywhere near it well my chat's on my side charlie everyone's saying he does very close yeah very close uh he looks like cold sprouts called dylan sprouse i can't remember which one now the hair no but the face yeah it was the face that i was talking about i feel like i have like facial blindness though so you could easily convince me that i'm wrong yeah yeah you absolutely do have facial blindness there's the prime ghinto and the reese of a dog and web head and milk guy they give subs i haven't heard of any of these people in the cast you'll wreck it you haven't heard of david arcata no i know david arkad i thought it was arcata all right maybe i don't even know him bruce our [Music] so they did just get the entire crew the suite life of zack and cody has been minted on the blockchain baby oh yeah doing good mad mccaffrey thank you for asking you ready to run ted raymie yeah brenda's song is like the only one i know in here other than david arquette anyway yeah i'm good and uh yeah he's not in here by the way cole sprouse yeah i kind of figured i think it's a resub [ __ ] can we can we choose who we get to take over uh yeah i think if you do add player you get to assemble your squad no i'm pretty sure that just adds another couch color player oh maybe not maybe you'd have to do quick start then uh yeah these are some p-dunk and prime tofu i'll be player two okay actually some bubbling and prime zejo all right i got it thank you all right so oh wait and then we can add characters all right so let's let's go i'll we'll do like dodgeball rules i'll choose first issues oh i'm going to brenda's song oh you son of a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i was gonna i was gonna take brenda's song that's not fair he's cutting i need a wait why don't i get to add oh because you already took them all right yeah you trying to steal caitlyn from me i'll just take jacob i guess oh i was gonna try to pair caitlyn and jacob up no not on my watch oh she's confident that's that is good that's important duties independent yeah i want like a lone wolf character i want someone the table to survive on her own that's smart that's smart just in case things go tits up not a bad idea i just want a team of like real jokesters so this guy's kind of laid back and sarcastic i like that so i'm just gonna assemble like the the lacrosse team for my squad he's a prime big daddy i feel like the team's gonna need a lot of art to boost morale maybe some macaroni pictures and stuff like that so i'm going to go abby quail abigail it's just girls versus guys right now that's what we're putting towards hmm don't you dare touch my final girl i've got my eyes on her well i think i want ryan on my squad yeah yeah yeah good good choice he's inquisitive so we can ask like a lot of questions and [ __ ] like that and get to the bottom of any mystery he's charming as well which might pose a threat to my team oh yeah maybe i could break into your squad performance self-assured confident yeah that sounds good also woman adding wait what oh you just [ __ ] up no wait so who do i get then it looks like you you're left with nick awkward impressionable [ __ ] i got the virgin all right you ready i'm ready good caster characters yeah this is this should be interesting a lot of wacky dynamics i'm sure us girls and nick are gonna go into the female bathroom and just chat it out we'll stay safe in there well my team's gonna toss the pigskin around and talk about girls oh we'll talk about us these recent third partied and chris and exian ted ramy is sam raimi's brother oh that's awesome i didn't know that and no i didn't hear this big accomplishment i think he's a [ __ ] phantom none of us got to choose david arquette so i guess he's not playable he's probably a core character you should didn't you yeah i did subtitles are on are they on for you at the moment no it's probably only dialogue [Music] [Music] i'm in streamer mode right now this is safe [Music] are you sure yeah i turned on stream remote asap i wonder what song that we're listening to on the other hand if you turn it off probably graceful fortunate sons [Laughter] riding into vietnam at the moment yeah [Music] oh that's not a meme apparently they listen to ariana grande when you're not in streamer mode what a far cry like what a difference here that would have been so cool there's some sergeant dolphin maurice bong in third party oh yeah grace sabrisky okay so i'm laura i'm excited viper why'd you kill the music i think you know why um i don't think i do he's pretty good l like the l word lesbian love oh lost max we're lost we're just we're in geographic flux right so lost that's debatable you look so sad lesbians was not debatable though what the [ __ ] it's a tutorial like fallout take a moment to consider the following as it will guide you through the various twists and turns that may appear during your stay at hackathon make sure you focus on this child hi bro i'm good at qt's you are not good at questioning i am i'm sorry [Music] this is going to be so [ __ ] hard with you this kind of input yeah i know obstacles along the way my team might die immediately you'll be fine i'm sure the input's only like oh is this [Laughter] i hit four different keys and moved my mouse how do we know which professor's which i don't know very impressive thank you yeah still totally lost it looked like she just face planted into the dashboard of my screen any less of a man you know if columbus hadn't gotten lost and landed on these golden shores there would be no united states of america are you speaking fast hot dogs sealing apple pie columbus never actually landed in north america what are you talking about didn't even know he wasn't in asia are you serious what do you google just another guy who did yeah why she turned into robot bird she's like well just another guy who's got a whole day name down soft looking into the distance down your pipe and smoking oh my god okay just get us to camp already before i roll my eyes out of my head please i'm working on it i'm working on it thank you some penguin waluigi jester grand tier one bobby oh uh i think this is me i'll do it yeah we probably need a map that's probably gonna help us with the without the leaflet we're not even going to know why we're here but we know why we're here no but seriously we know we need the brochure because what if it gives us good info like deals and like a help line no bars we need to find out where columbus landed well i guess they don't put summer camps on maps have you seen any signs for it hey eyes on the road looking at tits whoa jesus christ there's a man praying out there do you see that jackson do you see the old lady in the back seat i oh yeah between that was me that was me i got it i got it okay good job because i'm driving that's me i think i saw the scary phrase in in this slideshow presentation i'm currently getting oh is it laggy for you it is real bad yeah it's fine i've never been more scared in my life are you okay yeah yeah i mean still in one piece jesus christ what are you doing sarah kev red nick signed poopoo and lombard no no max i was in the bear chow recent aj he always a person lord are you serious do you think we hit a person i don't know i mean it was really close like did they not notice the scary person in the backseat no they're too focused on not dying i'm also pretty sure it was like a zombie teacher or something perhaps is the presentation fine on your end because every time i talk it mutes the game for me which is annoying it's fine for me and it's funny i really left this car up well maybe it looks worse than it is uh i should check out the damage before we try to start it up again huh could you grab my uh the toolbox from the trunk yeah yeah okay crazy research as well nugget and ass ripper wait no that's me you're controlling me it's not so bad oh wait my mom's gonna kill me was i i think so well i'm laura anna yeah okay you're right you're right wait no didn't you accident oh you accidentally gave me emma that's right yeah this is you you doing all right there bud yeah i'm exploring yeah of course of course what direction did she say i was meant to go the trunk yep yeah oh no he got rejected that's rough we can use that to our advantage it's truly is a horror game oh that didn't scare you you're good thanks honey yeah i'm good do you need a hand yeah actually if you could just shine a light right here you need a hand getting into university loser there you go perfect thank you the sooner we get out of here the better just picture yourself curling up in front of a big old fire pit singing campfire sing-alongs i don't think people curl up right in front of big old fire pits why not uh they don't want to catch on fire and the prime jerk that much tension well anywhere's better than here i wonder if we could have run over the person on the road no we didn't have a quick time event there the only thing we could do is hit the tree branch it's a woman in her nightgown jackson go check on her must be a retirement village nearby where are you going just over here just yeah i saw an old lady stay there for a second okay i'm almost done i just don't want you wandering off on your own excuse me you see one old woman and you turn into a [ __ ] i'm sorry i i really got to concentrate for a second okay yes look i think there's someone down there okay what's that they could be heart i'm gonna go check it out okay bye bye have fun do you think we're gonna get like an interrupt introduction to each character and that's what's happening right now because i don't think max is one of the chosen ones that we could choose yeah no max is definitely not one that was on my team good idea laura so thoughtful of you what the [ __ ] happened i was that a trap it might have been like quicksand or something what's happening i don't know she just she willingly like fell off that earth i don't know what just happened at all she she was like looking down before she stepped off that so she knew that was a drop surely yeah whatever she didn't get accepted into university either is there some huey in the prime zodie chug says good evening jackson hey chuck are you and charlie just controlling different characters yeah oh there's like a fortune teller out here nice aren't those mediums not fortune tellers no they're crystal balls oh are they i think so i thought crystal ball indicated fortune it might i don't recall i thought it was uh mediums mediums are like seances and [ __ ] aren't they oh yeah you're definitely right i guess i was thinking courage the cowardly dog because the medium in there has a crystal ball i think it's interchangeable to some degree oh a trunk we're gonna get some crafting loot here legendary weapon come on not what i was expecting escapeology trunk what are we going to find david blaine out here what's happening what the [ __ ] is escapology i've never heard of that scientific field before yeah i'm pretty sure it is like david blaine like magicians that escaped artists yeah but they're not escapologists they're escape artists well it's not like it's it's some like scientist who goes into prisons just to escape them so someone who studies the oh actually it might be there actually could be like a study for the art of escaping i guess whoa wait no come back come back oh my god you're not gonna escape me it's hilarious how less scary things are when it's running at five frames per second is it really bad for you it's not too bad but it is noticeable that's what i mean like anything like that takes you out of it immediately though well i've got good news even when running at 60 it's not scary either well yeah it's because i'm acting like a lighthouse currently where are you oh did you see that i thought i just saw it in the distance no i didn't she's creeping up on me where are you silas oh i bet silas was the like guy who drowned or something trying to escape something that was very specific yeah maybe could be the guy that was hunched over in the road yeah trying to escape the road before the accident he'd be tied down like some western drama [Music] that was pretty scary she's traveled so far away from max right now yeah that this is on her or me i guess technically ready for the jumpscare nope it's gonna be too scary that was the goofiest thing that could have possibly happened well he wants to find silas it wasn't even like a scary silence it's like a giggle like licked her ear you got it nice but that branch is so high up in the air why did i need to touch that watch out i don't know the rock oh i'm nailing this [ __ ] i don't think these would even trip you you probably could just tank it they're twigs that that branch was so high in the air she would have had to jump to hit that it probably would have why whoa silas oh he's gonna like kill me because i frustrated him before no i don't think so max is probably gonna die here though this is reminding me of the scene from jurassic park one with the dilophosauruses yeah i was thinking the same thing actually no but i heard something let's just get out of here he's gonna be in the car now yeah you idiots did you guys know what jurassic park won come on oh god i thought you said you checked it i did check it and it was fine honey i know you're on edge but you gotta calm down okay i'm not on edge max i'm freaking the [ __ ] out probably just an animal or no it wasn't an animal you didn't see it it was a woman this isn't helping all right didn't he hear it say silas what kind of animal did he think it was a parrot oh my god the bacteria i'm trying i'm trying [ __ ] the joker dinosaur's gonna show up at the window we're okay we're safe in the car really we're going to be okay oh [ __ ] oh that must be silas right yeah probably roll it down hi officer what how are you doing this evening are either of you injured they should notice the blood on him right it's a little shaky i would think so he's like you wouldn't believe it i just got hit on the road before some [ __ ] [ __ ] just hit me in his car back there will you folks want to tell me what happened here what does it [ __ ] look like [Music] yeah um i don't trust the cops uh well we were just driving and it's really really dark out here and um i don't know we must have like a pothole or something because we swerved and now here we are that was a good excuse you're really not in great shape hoth chosen [Music] sir oh [ __ ] keep the car running sir oh god we're going to jail max i'm sorry is this kind of like the all-time scariest kind of orifice what like ever yeah i'm not a criminal don did you know it's illegal to get rejected from and then university gonna i'm gonna be able to show the rejection letter to him from crazy sentence now you folks want to tell me just what in the hell you are doing all the way out here this late at night quickly show them the pant flip oh yeah we do have a leaflet oh man yeah i guess that makes the most sense for summer camp we're new counselors where are the new councils you're one night early no no we know um but we figured we'd get in early and scope it out maybe this would be like a jason voorhees kind of thing and to be honest sir one of us kind of oversold their navigation skills and got us completely lost yeah the guy without the college education you're not going to make it to heck it's quarry not tonight not ever it's christ harbinger motel it's the nearest place you can bunk up there for the night okay uh i think we're just gonna stick to the plan sir i mean mr hackett knows we're coming and we called ahead no ma'am you're gonna head to the harbinger motel do you understand oh does he work for the harbinger motel yeah he's just he's got some kind of like revenue split deal with him yeah i wanna know i'll do respect sir why can't we go to hack it's quarry because i told you to go to the motel you wouldn't mind stepping out of the vehicle i would just like to show you a route on your map there do you think that's because i chose matt before oh yeah if you had a leaflet maybe he'd be like more excited like i see you guys were like can i come to hack at quarry i see they've got a nice itinerary of activities to do that yeah i told you you should have done the leaflet yeah okay so we what the [ __ ] was that it went right through him right about here he's a ghost harbinger motel oh is that well how's he holding a pencil the pencil is also a ghost and the map i gave him well maybe it's like a danny phantom situation the harbinger motel can guide you there first thing in the morning so is harbinger hotel like a uh hotel for ghosts maybe we're doing a spirited away thing i don't know yet i don't i don't have enough information i feel like we died in the crash and now we've become spirits harbinger motel stay on the road watch out for potholes oh you need like a good hey bye-bye officer thank you yeah thank you for your service but i was just gonna walk past the car just continue walking up into the distance oh damn thank you ape cosmic and driven in the prime [ __ ] ramps directly into the back of their car sending them back into the woods annoyed thanks for all your help what was i supposed to do fight the officer that guy was giving me major weirdos needed like at least a dozen showers oh my god i know what was up with the thing was it blood nice that yeah he's in the light of duty of course it's blood oh man oh they're making fun of them yeah he's going to hear that he plays like a bug in their car that's what i'm thinking all right let's get back on the road yes i think i've had enough woodland encounters for one nate thank you very much i agree so where's this motel okay so we're here and the motel is here okay but we're going here what's there it's the castle in the background sorry i don't know i can't tell you that i don't know i kind of tricked him into showing very slick are you sure we shouldn't just get to the motel just listen to this guy's advice honey you really want to listen to the advice of some creep ass cop who told us in the middle of the creep ass woods to go to some creep ass hotel no that sounds terrible let's hit the road shall we that's what i thought man let's boot scoot and boogie if he called me ma'am one more time i was going to shove that badge up his dick seriously do i look like a man to you i've got like 20 years before i'm a male mm-hmm 20 is debatable easy i mean i'm kind of into mams okay we're done here what the [ __ ] just happened i don't know but i feel closer to you okay so what we learnt from that is the cops are bad around here and we're also camp counsellors mm-hmm did you actually even talk to mr hackett or did you just leave a message what's the difference this this is the difference these are some mint howl and bliss hello maybe crosstalk because he doesn't check his voicemail how was i supposed to know that i mean clearly there's somebody here yeah or it's just an abandoned car and this is a complete waste why would there be an abandon i've got the car i'll just go to the harbinger hotel it's not too late yes don't be a dick i'm sorry what what why was he so sad because they just wasted their time coming out here is anybody home good angle straight up the nose maybe if you like explore you can find like a battering ram that we can tag team oh caleb just raided me i can't mute myself so charlie you're gonna have to hear that thanks thanks caleb for the raid appreciate it it's sweet very sweet of him oh do you want me to go look underneath the house i feel like there might be something down here yeah hey you're in control here you are laura what would laura do i think he's the prime zack and the resub boca scotia and pace i think silas is trapped in here it was a magic trick gone wrong oh oh it's a flooded basement come on what's gonna be it's gonna be locked oh the [ __ ] was that it's a person tied to a chair you look like a pig oh wait you're right it's not it okay it wasn't it was a person yeah but they weren't tied to a chair it's like a little gargoyle why did you assume that he needed help max max get over here what's going on there's somebody oh thanks caleb for the sub sweet tweet man is it hackett i i don't know just bring some tools so we can break the wall hey i'm back we're gonna get you out of there why are you talking to him well they don't know that it's why are we praying here gremlins why didn't you just bring look there's someone in there the cop clearly trapped this man in here and then got scratched i'm not seeing anymore no look i'm looking i am i i hate the trouble putting your eyes up to things horror games and horror movies yeah okay okay so what the [ __ ] is the hammer gonna do i don't know take whatever you want i'm just gonna make noise so someone's trapped i don't know why she's trapped yeah i don't know why she assumes he's trapped in there wow that actually works super loud well if it was a master lock you can kind of just like flick those things on the side and they open up i learned that from the lock picking lawyer yeah good channel there's a recent zzz allison chungus and the prime finry in tier one dave gunn why are we going down we freed him let's just leave now you've seen this well he might be injured hello why is there a bucket of fire [Music] are you hurt do you exist hey it's just a bicycle on the side yeah it's like a little workshop i think thank you so cameron he's named ian oh god it's not even silas why'd you throw it down well what's she gonna do with it put in her pocket put it around her neck oh max where did max go i don't know max is not helpful at all he's just ignoring her uh you're not concerned about this at all yeah go investigate it what kind of carcass is that it has like 58 ribs what did they yeah like a dinosaur it's like a manatee that they dragged from the coast we call them sea cows oh true yeah they do i guess if they're this far inland they're forest cows maybe it there's a cow hun maybe it was a possum or something no there was there was someone here with 50 ribs hey it's been kind of a night you know let's just get to the motel we can come back here first thing i mean you must be exhausted i know i am why are you doing what have you been doing max fight back max stop goofing around you all right next yes help ah you'll be fine max it'll be all right stop whining no no no no well laura's handling this very well max i'll get help i'll go find the club i swear good luck i swear if i get to control max i'm beelining right for you laura will not live to regret this could have gotten into the university wait what oh [Music] damn that's unlucky was he shooting ian or does this look like the goddamn harbinger motel to you hey man i didn't choose it yeah what the [ __ ] [Music] isn't it your goal to have all of them survive yeah but max wasn't one of the characters so he was fine yeah expendable max wasn't one of my characters plus this was clearly a a non-choice no matter what you were both gonna go down yeah well that's why i chose to leave him because i figured if i like i had more of a risk to my actual character if i stuck around and helped him and i felt nothing for max anyway yeah max was kind of useless thank you some shame and flim and pug is beyond improvements very nice i hope this isn't one of those games where like the choices don't matter because that definitely seemed like no matter what you did there they're both going to get caught feel like they do meta i feel like they will matter they've had they have a great track record of them mattering but they might [ __ ] it up well not with the not so much of the dark picture games i said true there's so many things that can happen to get a character killed yeah but i feel like the end like the ending's uh like predetermined welcome to the show yeah oh it's silence aren't we i've waited for you i've waited yes so i do hope our time together proves enlightenment this is probably laura in the future there's no need to worry laura i'm here to help you jackie you love me you saw you were just laura into the other oh that was laura it's exciting yes and she has the same haircut but uh i think she's she's feeling this woman is clearly the chick that was on the poster in the woods well it could be like a time vortex type situation but everything can be a time portal yeah we've already had that you didn't find anything and so i've nothing to show you you need to look harder the cards are out there if you don't help me what the [ __ ] be talking about i found so much [ __ ] then i found the escapologist i found a map a fanny's rejection letter only you can find them there are secrets out there you know secrets and lies paths to uncover on which i can shed light if you let me help me help you are we going to find her cards what doesn't kill you will make you stronger is there a marie dog dino in the bits beto oh [ __ ] is that true someone in chat said the game has over 100 endings apparently 189 yeah chad was saying that last night too i just doubt it okay it's your turn you're gonna be jacob let's go this looks like the intro to shrek because those giant mushrooms i feel like we're awfully old to be going to a summer camp unless we're all counselors summer camp isn't a thing over here as far as i know what like what's the age group for that usually uh it's usually like kids like anywhere from six to twelve i feel like this was gonna be another licensed song but now it's just like youtube royalty free music hey i prefer this is a good music yeah just make me wack my fingers there's a prime kiwi panda and the recent eden bye peace and love see you later kids yeah heck it's quiet forever wait it's done the kids are gone yeah we had a really fun summer you know how many hearts are broken on the last day of summer camp it's like a romantic apocalypse you said a word i didn't know you just changed his whole [ __ ] perception of love yeah i would go cynical yeah well i mean they're just kids you know they'll get over it uh-huh i think they'll get over him nick what that's not the same thing oh so that's not why you're in a bad mood i'm not in a bat you know what we had our last night together and we're cool oh yeah yeah he's last night together with the kids no with emma jackson all right hi emma hi okay this is um you've heard of spatial awareness before right spatial awareness is for nerds uh be alive and grab the last couple of bags boy yes boss say hi to emma for me you're a bad person yes i am all right then let me do a little exploring let's see what i see maybe i can find like a football oh try to find a card i want to see what they do oh there's something here please be a card oh hey this is emma's oh it's a bracelet he's just gonna wear it he's slowly becoming emma how was this a path i chose he's got a whole new ending the ending where he's just glammed up all in jewelry of emma's yeah he's just [ __ ] iced out oh a bag of chips new path chosen oh [ __ ] you you spider [ __ ] no that's question it's just alive it's just living yeah i'll let it go i'm gonna let it i'm gonna let it go it's gonna return in like the third act and kill the serial killer that's chasing us yeah it's gonna be like a friend wow what a [ __ ] tough man go find max's body it's probably still down there who's this he'd got left behind oh he's on my team yeah you can tell because he's a guy hey what are you uh what do you listen to before good to know he's gonna be a cool member of my squad i can already tell yeah it's kind of like call of duty apparently okay [ __ ] that was [ __ ] up for no reason i was so much worse than that at least he had music as like a a scapegoat i would just sit there and not say anything no that's oh my god charlie so if someone came up to you and did that you just nodded them yeah i'd give them like a uh like a downward nod like an acknowledgment one oh man jake bags focus small words i like that now i know [Laughter] what the [ __ ] how did i get over there jacob get bag caitlyn moves on with her goddamn life oh i see why stop speaking to like he's a k-pet oh hold on something shiny on the floor jake hungry how's the map that's a [ __ ] weird killing motto for a campaign stronger not in the mood sign man this guy really is [ __ ] dumb all right it's like a targeted he thinks besides talking to him targeted attack against him so you think i'm weak do you jesus christ hi hey are you guys going to help with the bags or what oh um you know i was actually just working on fixing uh the door it's broken dylan please i can't it's i gotta get the last backs and they're coming with this thing it's just feeling sleek is dylan on my team no dylan's my team cool no wait no yeah yeah no no no no no no didn't you get dylan as like the the last pick no because dylan is the sprouse guy and you definitely got him oh right you're right you're right is there some lizard in giuseppe in the prime squaffy how's that a clue ah so that's where i am currently well maybe the year 1953 oh yeah that's where the time portal leads to we'd want to leave a place like this it's like a goddamn bob ross he knows the art yeah this guy's cultured he's pretty smart you have to break into this place just because they wouldn't let it go through the front door skill how could you be out of breath from that i thought he was meant to be athletic he is jackson he's the only one that can clear that horror i hate horror how is this guy an arrogant jock he's like a sensitive poet jesus christ he said oh i hate horror and you like poetry everything else like with the bracelet not killing the spider reading all the signs i couldn't think of anything else that's sensitive he's just currently trying to track down the nearest football pretty empty [ __ ] what do you call the card got it oh view it view it view it oh right right oh well now it's too late temperance is like uh grace isn't it i don't know can you ask this guy the poet i'm sure he knows yeah maybe i can like talk directly to who am i playing jacob jacob man that's a bad place to get stuck it's foreshadowing i think we're going to get stuck in there at some point yeah but like i don't i don't know why he would ever say that [Laughter] why are the chairs like that i don't know let me get these tongs maybe that's a new path i can choose i think i think they're drumsticks it could be oh no he's a prime minister in the recent hacks oh this dude was in eight legged freaks i love that movie that makes sense why the spider thing happened now then there's a call back oh that's cute [Music] do you remember eight legged freaks not at all oh man it's such a good bad movie all right got the bags great all by yourself huh yep i guess you don't have to get yourself what the [ __ ] were you doing you were just standing there staring at me you didn't help at least i'm honest oh okay here we go okay you're not telling me the whole truth about you and emma are you son what that i don't even understand why is she so offended about the whole emma situation god damn be playful she's flooding yeah okay so now i'm the one who's not telling the whole story just runs off crying oh sorry i just got so distracted about that rhyme i forgot what we were oh no no uh you were telling me how you totally have the thing for ryan wait are we talking about ryan the sailing instructor with the sexy brooding loner thing that totally doesn't do anything for me at all what is happening they're very aggressively flirting i think yeah i i guess but by they're floating by talking about other people they want to [ __ ] so it's like a cuckold relationship uh i'll be mischievous let's let's keep the vibes going he's just like you want to see what [Laughter] look it was all settled by the girls in bunk seven like second day of camp it goes ryan me of course then dylan emma abby okay nick and then mr h okay are you almost finished please yep that's it that's everyone wow that was mean so she really just dumped her ass huh i don't okay her whole thing is like how are we gonna make this work different schools blah blah blah my whole thing is like you know maybe long distance blah blah blah blah blah and she was just like jacob she gave you the look huh yeah do not pass go man she has got you wrapped all the way around that dainty little finger of hers how does she do it oh i like this guy actually so do i it's hard not to like wow he is seeing something fierce his eyes back to the side you think he's shiny item he just starts drooling it's like guy fieri when he stares down something tasty jesus christ uh i'll do defeated okay okay you know what maybe you're right maybe she does have like this super power over me but you know what maybe i like it oh licks it check totally not in denial check okay wow the um the fumes of jealousy are just stifling over here excuse me i'm just saying some girls don't have what it takes to hang with the big dog you're a real charmer you know that his mouth wide open his face looks like he just walked in on his parents having sex oh my god he looks horrified he looks so scared um before any horror elements have even been introduced i'll do encouraging it's time to seize the moment i don't know why you didn't make a move on ryan you should have seized them a lot well kansas a moment that ever happened yeah well you can't wait for it to come to you you got to make the moment happen yourself oh right chase the moment around all summer like a dog with two dicks until it dumps you on the last day of camp okay hey i don't even get that expression dog with two dicks does a dog with two dicks chase things more aggressively than a normal dog with one it better be yeah because it's got twice as much sperm it needs to get rid of i guess it doesn't kill you will make you stronger well i need to write that on the sign over there you're still pretty pathetic hey shut up uh okay so um totally had to go blind as his eyes closed [ __ ] and i wanted to break down the van so we'd have to spend another night here uh what exactly would i need to do well you'd probably break the fuel line or i don't know rip out the rotor arm and yes that would make you a total [ __ ] okay and what does a rotor arm look like again it's like a arm that's all rotary you know it's under the little black dome escalating quick yeah it's getting kind of wild jake you do realize that even if we somehow did get stuck out here one more night with emma wouldn't make a difference yeah you're still jake at the end of the day yeah sure i guess we'll just have to find out no don't do it jake you're gonna get us all murdered all right i think i want the rotor arm yeah well if you break the fuel line it's going to stay broken and that might be hard to repair whereas the rotor can just be put back eventually yeah i could just put it back picks up the rotor aroma breaks the fuel line with it he just blows up the truck come on with me buddy i'll put you right back tomorrow no no that's all it is was expecting like some giant gizmo up here my dudes why did they look like they're up to something hey jacob what no dude please oh nick oh that's me that's you sorry i immediately went the wrong way how did you [ __ ] that up man i'm sorry it looked like it was gonna go right so i was just predicting it unlucky hey maybe uh you should have put it in airplane mode oh good one dude at least we got to hear that joke [ __ ] dude my dick picture on there oh yeah no doubt no doubt god damn my mom's going to kill me so why did they do why did you guys do that was this [ __ ] as soon as i went back man well it's bricked crap oh thank god not a peep either got zero signal everybody's already forgotten i exist you know what whatever i can go one more day without a phone day the drive's not that far you know what i mean where's everybody else why why would i know that mm-hmm something there's a bun bun lettuce samuel is some kids the brenda song is gonna immediately know that jake was the one to sabotage that car when it comes around okay you would think but maybe she forgot already i cannot believe you [ __ ] up the first quick time event we probably need that phone to escape later on i didn't [ __ ] it up i i did what jacob would do i'm i'm role playing abigail wait don't hit ready yet i want to go pee give me one sec all right well i'm gonna go pee as well then all right perfect chad see you in a second jackson give me my mouse jesus christ exit prime renin and flippant so i'm back are you back nope hey chat um sorry that i am not interacting with you guys a whole lot i just can't mute myself on discord because i'm like tabbed into the game we're using parsec uh so i can't like mute myself and i don't want to talk over charlie too much isn't it clunky as hell sharing keyboard yeah yeah i mean i don't think it's rough for charlie because he's playing it natively on his computer but it's pretty [ __ ] bad for me at the moment the picture quality isn't great and there's like significant lag which seems to happen a lot with all the things we play we were gonna wait until uh the actual online multiplayer comes out through this game next liquid next one oh charlie couldn't wait the prime vanish on the recep joshua machine and dallas the prime aubry yeah it is like couch co-op that's basically what we're doing yeah it is characters it's the same [ __ ] you did with star wars yeah pretty much and that was also rough things that get sub-seductive i'm ready when you are jackson just a second i'm just going to turn you up a bit he talk hey hey that's probably good enough he's recently easy and shenanigans in the bits are you ready baby yep all right oh you probably mean david arquette then dingle dank cause he was in eight legged freaks as well wow he's doing all that with her eyes closed there's a prime eric and pancake there's a babe hey there party bear status report we are officially empty nesters high five up top i refuse wait oh i got it why you should have just left her hanging maybe she's like i want to be friends imagine if you didn't do that and she like follows through too hard falls and hits her head and dies that could have been no she's a team i need to be actually she's not she's on my team remember oh she is yeah right shape our destiny i mean i accidentally got emma because you chose nick or no you chose emma but for me okay so emma is yours then yeah emma's mine i'll immediately break in okay let's do it we better not get in trouble i won't tell if you won't tell mr hackett's gonna find out so what he'll just think it was a bear or something have you ever seen a bear in these woods no but that doesn't mean they're not out there fair point all right let's do this on three one this is a quick time i'll miss this one two three uh not quite a quick time oh about the power of positive thinking what do i have what kind of path because i'm always right there's so many puffs are you sure they're gonna think it was a bear oh my god relax it's not like we killed someone oh that's foreshadowing we're about to kill somebody i'm just gonna take another local actually foreshadowing we're about to get rabies because there's a sign on the wall that just says rabies oh i didn't see that at all oh my god i can't escape rabies bro like i've seen rabies pop up four times since the [ __ ] movie theater i hope not i mean it would be more impressive if he did i certainly hope not that wouldn't be a cool impressive little izzy's you'd be the only person to have died in america or rabies in like three years in history there's usually like 10 that's not true why would you keep this you should it might scare away the demons let's get you back to izzy i want to say the tarot card thing thanks for your sub fart you can't go into like that oh there we go okay so we have evidence and clues what clues do we have i guess this is a question to chat if you scroll up to that jackson and look at the definition for the escapeology trunk it says that of an escapologist perhaps is that what they call them escapologists yeah so it is like the david blaines the people that like leave or escape escape artists is usually the term i've heard i've never heard of an escapologist no i was in the circus it's true okay escape will just get paid more yeah i guess they're like like professors at i don't know an escape university or something what is this view my path that was the beginning it'll just be it'll just be like a recap this is cool i like that yeah it's pretty cute oh jeez there's a new food in there oreo so these are just collectibles then not anything that's actually useful it might be useful at the end of the chapter because then that lady might be like hey thanks for my card here's a little info or something okay do you like her hair color it's pretty cool i think it's cool what do they call that like ombre or something where it's two different colors that fade into each other in the news i have no idea can't believe i'm actually gonna miss all those lumpy loose springs what the [ __ ] do you sleep on cardboard usually why why would you miss that she just had a lot of good memories here the camp is nice actually what the [ __ ] yeah this is what campus i've never been to like a summer camp like a stay over summer camp the quality is like really bad on my screen i can't really make out much so maybe you might need to guide me okay go into the one on your left let's see if you can like break into all of them yeah a roving pack of bears traveling through looking for [Laughter] this bed was too lumpy and springy no unlucky he's a prime mangled that tree seems big yeah it's like the elder oak it's probably the center of the camp the yeah it's what we have to protect so we're all the knockouts let's go operation [Laughter] ouch so jacob hasn't seen this what did it say i couldn't make it out i couldn't read it either [ __ ] and i'm getting you achievements no yeah what is that is it dylan's probably like coyote piss or something to ward off predators it says here i can read it now jacob plus emma forever ever crossed out to say summer it was summer no like oh for oh yeah period of time [Laughter] jacob whenever a for summer foursome with summer there's definitely going to be a tarot card oh i was gonna say this definitely seems like it has uh like more production value than the other games oh absolutely yeah i think the one to your right was open if you turn around oh no it's just like a really dark door what is it like bull i see i think that's someone over there in a golf cart maybe yeah it's emma or not emma um what's her i already forgot her name no it is emma no we're emma oh wait no that is emma who are we i don't know i'll learn that name is we're abigail okay let's do it finally i probably missed a whole whole bunch of [ __ ] then but i couldn't see anything so that's fine it's probably not important to let loose and the moose this caboose what the [ __ ] how are you so dramatic confident it's just acting it's what people want so you're faking it in a way faking it is just being yourself but louder you should trust it you never know who you might impress no it's too late now anyway for what you nick you never know unless you put yourself out there damn everyone's like joined up oh don't don't don't don't i refuse we're going down oh god it blows up [ __ ] sends the emma through the roof if i were to put myself out there what i feel like being it is a really bumpy ride let me just drive up a cliff then watch you couldn't summer fling we're going to school like four states away he gets it yeah sure but that's us you and nick could be different when do you get his handle hit him up i already have his email it was in the pack that they gave to us on the first day email are you 93. what's wrong with email yeah wait what the [ __ ] is wrong with email you go to bed i'm going to miss you abby now come say goodnight in a sec hold up oh but the lodge is that way go right here why come on scenic route do some corny and close around the camp oh i get to choose yeah what do you want jackson i want to make her angry it's the feeling boo thumbs down everyone's waiting for us nick is yes without saying goodbye [Music] i actually want to say i don't want to run that over yeah that would have been bad juju for the whole trip dude my girl here is on our way to ask a guy out for the first time like ever oh i'm gonna get to ask someone out couldn't let her squirrel out of it i am going to throw you out of the cart i deserve that i hope there's a like dedicated piss button when i'm asking him out i just pissed my pants there's theresa mufasa all right pretty good yeah you did well oh this is me don't worry jacob i got you i got a full time to give some gamer it's a hot chocolate i love you have a nice day [Music] oh idiot does nobody own phone chargers anymore there's no signal out here anyways dude okay this place is like patchy's balls your balls are patchy what no fish bomb okay i'll just go get some juice from mr h before we go uh you show us your balls i want to see how patchy they are hey nick hey where were you guys wouldn't you like to know ignore her please let's go why should he like drop these bags up on to the oh hey here let me um let me get it for you i can oh thank you are you sure because i mean it's really not that big she can take care of her own bag thank you we can both take care of our own bag thank you all right cool i'll just go ahead and throw myself off the cliff i guess say thanks girls i just wanted to be nice i guess [ __ ] me right why did the autistic girl join in all that that was just mean yeah she's supposed to be nice oh this is me yeah it's you nudge uh abby nice smooth can i thank you yes you can take care of my bag thank you i'm like jake hey so uh what's up girls hey has anyone seen ryan nope oh yeah he's probably off being all brooding and mysterious and alluring somewhere i'm here what are you doing under there having a little needle why is he so sweaty ah the official podcast podcast nice that's cool what is this whole conversation what yeah what's it about is it about me did these people know each other at all i don't know you okay if anyone here had a podcast about them it'd be me yeah if there was a podcast called how to look and smell like a butt oh my god you are so childish what is happening like a butt no it's a paranormal podcast it's actually about this place i don't know i don't understand at all like this whole conversation it's so bad what's it where now what's the hag of hackett's cory you don't know about the hacker maybe there is a time portal the souls of children have been like time portaled into their bodies it's cory i don't think she wants to know about the hacker can we just please stop saying the hag of hackett's quarry it's just this campfire story for the kids it's um they're supposedly an old woman who died in a fire a few years back she haunts the woods looking for her lost baby boy silas they're like reports of whispers or whatever and this figure that floats around you know textbook stuff some people say that if she catches you alone she'll try to turn oh it is the dude from detective pikachu or kill you oh yeah or something i don't know it's never really been clear anyways haggah gets corey give me that up right here in the podcast man which is also made up like it's a story obviously jesus christ holy [ __ ] oh my god he actually said cool story bro oh my god i look like a psychopath right here holy yeah what are you doing you're staring into my soul i don't know i'll be defensive oh yeah you got a cooler one oh no i wasn't so what is everyone getting up on him he said three words i think it just it came out wrong oh man i feel so sorry for jake and this shit's true come on do [ __ ] what's the holdup hack of tears yeah nearly done mr h drop to it hey it's david those butts in gear sorry mr eight he looks like he's about to cry maybe if somebody didn't spend so much time trying to press the ladies with all his ghost stories you asked ghost stories those are illegal grounds yeah hey you still have the van key mr h well yes i do you know i'd lose my head if it wasn't stuck on why do they have like wall medals for camp i don't know maybe fended off terrorists or something here yeah what's up dj dylan one chance i could get a little charge i want to have some tunes for the road no can do but why hello i can't why can't i use your charger that would be understanding i'm yeah i'm going to be annoying i am annoyed just listening to that super unchecked hey dude i'm like the chillest flipping bro in the whole world man all right that's enough he's basically five minutes late like five minutes that's all i need man you said no dylan okay yeah i know but why did he say no i just need to use a charger we're going to his office anyway what this it feels like the dialogue was written by ai that watched nothing but degrassi oh this is me again ryan yeah we're back to back so uh chris i'm actually glad we got a moment to talk about uh uh oh i'm not fired am i no no it's just you know about the whole thing he's not in charge no he's making a joke [Laughter] the camp councils confirm i'll let you strap for the sake of the story instead of just listen to a podcast just hold your damn horses all right everybody how can you possibly hear what the phone is the longer you keep me on this damn phone the longer it's gonna take me to get rid of these damn kids yeah of course adios what was that in regard to oh we don't know yet all right move away from the door otherwise it's going to look weird yeah you [ __ ] did it i wasn't listening i i was just like waiting i mean i heard i i mean i was i didn't hear what you were working are you [ __ ] kidding me come on sorry i pushed you out like that hey so what was that call about then now that we both know i was listening you need a hand looking for the keys no end of summer busy busy you know anyway you were asking me oh uh yeah yeah it was just the whole animation school thing what you thought i should do right you know whether or not i should like leave my sister with my grandparents since i'd have to live on campus you know my mom's not exactly around so i wouldn't want to leave sarah on their own our family's small enough as it is well family is important ryan that's some good advice that was pretty profound dang it um yeah let's do concerned is everything okay you got a hot date tonight oh boy if you only knew so uh that was what did you need me for yep you're one of my favorite counselors ryan you know that one of the good ones but do you know how many calls i get from parents letter after letter with these terrified kids that they send home i i didn't realize that believe it or not scaring kids away from sleep away ken is kind of bad for business so maybe just podcasts ease up on the goals oh it actually is the ghost stories yeah i guess so all right i'm not apologizing for that i put some hair on those chests it was just a fun story that weirdo kid told me last month hey there's no weirdo here at hackett's quarry everyone's their own brand of cool well why won't you let me tell ghost stories gotta be the responsible ones keep the kids happy keep the kids safe so knock it off yeah of course i mean we are i agree why is he just looking around the same two areas of his desk before the sun goes down he's not really looking why it's getting dark ryan and it's not jesus you're asking a lot of questions and safety is the first step towards fun just give me a minute you need to check this drawer again good goddamn aren't you i know if i look at this stack of papers hard enough i'll find the key oh is this your family caleb and kaylee for me he sort of just snuck off well you'll see him again next year caleb works at the scrap yard during the off season and kaylee while she's still figuring out what she wants to do she's got her whole life ahead of her they both just come and go as they please really teenagers look so much older in that in like real life right now it's not real but in the game yeah been in the photos yeah right but i'll tell them both you were sad you missed them unlocked at the van put the keys in my pocket came in the office how do you don't see that i don't know why did brian need to come with him for that anyway yeah he called me over and then just kicked me out and didn't really want to talk to me so what was the point in calling me over make sure they're all oh for the ghost story thing oh right i can't get a read on how old these how did people get your phone back before the rest of it i never turned it in you should have turned it off before you handed it in dylan them's the rules you noob oh god oh wow oh that hurt geez i try not to dwell on the past man can we get the bullet hundreds in here please yeah good lord stab respective lives move it let's go camp or mr h here posting cringe on maine what's the problem ah you're doing it i don't know i think there's something wrong with the engine mr h yeah you can see that yeah dude it's just like kaput all right let me try what dude i'm telling you all right it's busting well maybe you're doing it maybe you're doing out of any of the games we've played from them so far jackson this is amazing i thought i told you kids to check everything we did it it should be working as if she doesn't know she doesn't know doesn't mean it is does it she's like uh wait a second josh asked me which component would break easiest i can't tell if she's just going along with it or if she actually doesn't know okay look it's not that big of a deal okay we'll just spend one yeah no just stop let me think because the hag of hackett's corey is about to go hunting tonight i think okay pretty good solution he just wants to get home to play some fortnite i think you're right you're right yeah dunk on some noobs perhaps oh it's me why is everything being thrown i don't know if you said it just impales your stomach and you slowly bleed run come here for a second make sure that everybody is inside the lodge for tonight lock the doors no one in no one out no one got it okay i'll be back first thing in the morning and we'll get you all on the road you just have to keep everyone inside why don't you just tell him why you'll do that say hey there's a ghost that's gonna come kill everyone if you're not inside uh let's do with a little uncertainty i'd like a little more info wait we have to stay inside until tomorrow why is it private there's something in pollution like i'm trusting you you're not trusting him though you're not giving him all the information so there's more than enough room in that car for everyone to just pile in on top of each other if it's a situation of life and death or at least take a few survivors yeah but ghost can't enter the cabin what was that about he uh said to stay inside that we're not leaving until the morning are you kidding me i am [Music] are you kidding me what are we supposed to do well we should go inside like he's seriously like a puppy dog until morning everyone hates him or or we could do something else yeah skinny dip in the leg let's go let's get a little curious what are you talking about no mr hackett no screaming kids just a bunch of grown-ass adults ready to cut loose and get down with their animal side yeah hell yeah oh good a r t why the [ __ ] not all right it seems like the stars have aligned for us no okay okay okay one last epic bonfire blowout for all time i think seriously this banks oh this could have been avoided if the guy said stay inside because there's a demon coming yeah true dylan's in obviously my man caitlyn i go where my people need me yeah okay um what do you say yeah i'm in mr hackett seemed pretty insistent we stay in the lodge well like um like one of ryan's stupid ghost stories why would he want to scare us because he's a sadist oh jesus [Music] i'll do apprehensive i look kind of mad right now i don't think he was trying to freak us out jacob i think he was really freaked out by something uh i agree chris seemed real serious about this guys just say you're in man come on one last night why can't you just have a party inside you won't because you can't get naked inside baby all right we get it you know you uh you don't want to disappoint daddy daddy the [ __ ] you just say to me don't be dismissive don't be dismissive all right take this out with him yeah well someone's got to give a [ __ ] oh you know what i don't even care what you guys do oh i'm doing christian ryan come on man wait we can change [Laughter] all right all right all right what was up with that i don't really know um okay first things first nick and abby you go get some firewood uh emma and i will go to the stores for some supplies and uh dylan you just i don't know music charge the phone i love the royalty-free music right now it's like a facebook ad so wait there's stores around or do they mean like like the camp stores like the storage i think yeah goddamn there's a sniper here the [ __ ] the us military raid trying to capture chris what the [ __ ] are these ghosts i don't know maybe like a hills have eyes situation oh maybe oh maybe these are the guys that hunt the ghosts oh true they could be hunters but was he covered in blood oh maybe like in the walking dead it's like a that way they don't get attacked blend in what does the sign say yeah i don't think entry it's a curse that the ghost can't pass once they see it hunting season i think why would you put up a sign that says who's that for the ghosts don't come in here unless you want to be haunted oh we're about to see what temperance means yeah let's see what you've found temperance it's a good one right it's like exotic balanced to consume in moderation or to indulge in excess temperance take it or leave it but remember sometimes with temperance comes deferred gratification [Music] there's more i can show you if you like yeah [ __ ] yeah where did you show us yeah i want to see some more what do you got for us oh we're getting a warning [Music] it's a butthole scooty i want that to happen you'd better be that looks pretty cool it's still early and the moon is bright but time won't wait not for those with a story to tell be careful look out for yourselves and look out for my cards i'll keep my eyes beard peeled what what's it called when you like take cocaine gumming uh that's exactly what she's coming that's exactly what i was thinking don't start it yet don't start it oh it's me i i'm gonna go say goodnight to tiana now exit tier 1 mystery in the resub grub i'll be right back charlie gets three turns in a row now he gets to be emma this game is so good so far i'm loving it did i see the new jurassic world yeah it was [ __ ] awful dude it was the worst it was the oh actually i don't know if it was the worst because the last one was also really bad i feel like the last one was more boring than this one like i only really remember the mansion bit of fallen kingdom but there are so many bad parts of this new movie that are at least entertainingly bad so maybe it's better in that sense but it's it's awful aren't they all pretty bad i like jurassic world the first one i don't think it was i don't think it was like revolutionary or anything but it did what it needed to do um but yeah the only really good jurassic park movie is the first one i think my favorites go jurassic park number one as the top quality then jurassic park three then jurassic world then jurassic park 2 then this one that just came out and then fallen kingdom at the bottom you excited for your move uh yeah if it happens that would be nice jackson please upload your stream vod so i can continue watching this tomorrow i mean it should be i'm pretty sure my vods go up immediately i think there's no delay on my vods so you should be fine oh my back i still haven't seen any quarries yet true where are the quarries they did i've there was a line that said something about like stones or something like a stone i think his son worked in the stone mill or something so that might come into play how long you've been planning this move so i've been building this house since december of 2020 and just due to covert delays and stuff like that taking a year and a half it was an initially a four month contract but uh covered in material delays have [ __ ] us pretty hard gamers i'm back it's time for a spooky story to continue let's get do it thanks recep disho flanders hakuma fallen the prime chloe board and recep josie oh no it is a general store i guess walking distance from the campsite so are they not going to warn us so here we are stranded in the great american wild with nothing but our wits to guide us will humanity prevail or will we grow ravenous and resort to eating the flesh of the deceased like i saw in that one plane crash movie first course filet al jacob rich and full body this rare beefcake may leave an irritating taste lingering on the palate why not just kick the door open at this point jacob you look silly he's really going down a life of crime now he steals one car carburetor or whatever it was called now he's breaking into stores this is the rotary arm i brought a needle with a packet of loose sausages oh my god i'm almost done okay jesus christ and for the record your analogies are very hurtful he's just way so sensitive okay i'm almost there one second you can just kick the door do it all right break his arm in the process i mean i could have kicked it you loosened it for me wait isn't that the camp thing in the background there so okay it's literally just on the other side yeah if i were a beer where would i be hiding oh good question to ask ourselves oh god he's got a beer detector it's my beard helps me dar for beers oh christmas this is so [ __ ] that's wild it's my beard dude he was my favorite character until now he's becoming even more my favorite character kids really wipe this place out he's shutting down the beard right now you can see it in the background he's powered it down his accessories i wouldn't invest in the beard there you should pitch it on shark tank think of the applications for the us military is the tier one be march the prime chungus and risa [Music] oh let's dust off that beard maybe we can calibrate it to find the code oh jackpot hey so happy he found my giant melons oh my god you're pouring your vodka it's party time cut a hole in this [ __ ] it yeah i thought he was going full grapefruit technique yeah second most got me through i'm gonna leave you two alone and go low for some more party supplies how could anyone be attracted to him because he's awesome he's charismatic he's got a beard he's cool i'm a big jacob guy now oh jesus she's scared me i thought that was a killer or something yeah it probably is you can't kick that one down this is a [ __ ] massive storehouse for a camp yeah well there was it set up as a maze there are probably a lot of kids here so they defeat a lot of them why is this crap no that's why there's a lot there oh [ __ ] oh my god it's one of the hunters so what i don't understand is why is this all happening uh like the day that the kids leave shouldn't they plan this better yeah you would think what happens if there's a delay with like the bus to take the kids or something then the kids are just here while demon hunting goes on i don't think it's demon hunting it's probably like something else my i doubt it is like a hills have eyes thing because i don't know maybe like some type of cannibalism i don't know well that wouldn't make any sense because why would you be sending them away sending who away the kids he'd be you want them to stay oh i don't think i don't think the head counselor dude is in on it i think he is i 100 think he is what does that say quote too high look for cheaper renovation i wonder where this goes through some jordan the way if no one is here after camp without one of the forest people hunt i don't think they're meant to be hunting councillors i'll call jacob just to make him embarrass himself come check this out oh my god these beards going buckle up because you are about to meet your maker good oh yeah that was really cool whoa wow there's a room full of beer good guy miss my small melons i wonder i kept this place locked up i think he'll be pissed when we made a stash what no i mean he left us stranded here it's like um human rights or you left us stranded here now let's see what we were working with hold that the door will latch otherwise surely as soon as something like insane scary happens he's gonna be like oh [ __ ] i can fix the car let's leave you would think but they might actually just destroy the car oh that's the first thing they did yeah probably go for it all right what do we want for the party jackson more melons maybe some doritos what are these oh guns oh yeah the shotgun yeah that's a oh that's the code for the front thing i bet yeah what was it one seven one three seven seven three nine yeah i got one of those numbers right okay i'm done oh no you should probably take that yeah good what else we got in here can't drink out of a gun a cardboard box for jacob to [ __ ] in jacob check this out what i can't move or else the door will latch i look like oh do you think he was getting supplies he was meant to be a part of the original hunt yeah i think he is still but just doesn't want these kids in it let's go oh no there's definitely creatures probably the creature from the start of the game it could be like skin walkers or something cool oh yeah oh man i hate skin walkers really yeah do they have those in australia i feel like that's the kind of place they'd be that's what it was wendy goes right that was part of the until dawn yep it was when they goes so you're uh i just don't like things like that so i hope it's not that i hope it's just he'll survive okay uh well i am gonna find something to call this lot back to camp oh i just noticed her necklace is actually just a chain with a small lock on it i can't see it it's too blurry yeah it was a little blurry there but i saw it in the scene yeah check out the window maybe the rednecks are standing there waving at us true maybe nothing no why is the glass so frosted oh you didn't go the maze way [ __ ] no that could have been a jump scare in there yeah i bet there was i think it's tier one iris and the resub average pog drop and jolt and bend there can't be more than like four beers in there it's twelve jackson not gonna last it's like very nice oh that's what exploded in the scene before that's good yeah jacob stand over here for a second fireworks yeah but i don't think we should no no no no no emma fireworks yeah you get blacky yes we take these you know you're right fireworks hell yeah fireworks oh why was she more apprehensive about taking the fireworks on the live ammunition and the shotgun hey jacob does seem excited tournet bags back there they were pretty messed up and i think they might have had blood on them oh stop stop stay right there oh dude peanut butter butter pops dude peanut butter [ __ ] butter pops oh yeah let's [ __ ] yeah we'll be affectionate here those peanut butter butter pops getting us going what are butter pops no what i can't find i was that affectionate okay what the [ __ ] oh my god they're like the greatest snack of all time what are they are they like popcorn what is that no no no no they're nothing like the actual horror elements just seeing what comes out of his mouth a food snack you know what i haven't had these since i was a kid you are in for such a treat well use the shortcuts yeah just [ __ ] shoot jacob now save us the trouble he's clearly a skid walker they predate expiration you're gonna love them one of the rednecks does the peanut butter butter pop dance later on oh that's how we communicate out front so we can load up all our booty in there uh i'm sorry what booty oh it means like um like treasure or buds no before that wheelbarrow uh yeah um okay uh it's like um it's like a barrel with wheels you can put stuff in it and just wheel it around what the [ __ ] is going on i don't know like the tier one radish in the prime con see in the recent agate and scoopy theresa radicals first prime wolf man which way can't wait to use those fireworks me again holy [ __ ] yeah i'm very early game heavy i guess is it resub2 alright the inner sanctum it's just an office this is where the magic happens okay yeah let's just make this quick sure just give me a sec to get this going oh he finally got his charge podcasts what's that about shit's cringe all right okay it's mr podcast let me guess the old time yeah he looks really evil let me guess right now you're listening to one that has eerie music fade-ins and a mysterious demeanor and a broken syllable raspy voice and a mysterious lonely guy in his mom's basement getting hard for area 51 and bigfoot i did describe us to attend sorry not that you're into that stuff i didn't mean to i mean whatever i like it anyway you know i'd give it a listen i mean i don't care either way what is this what is this conversation can i do this oh all of these conversations what the [ __ ] is people talk what is happening bizarre yet bonafide you're trying not to laugh right now because it kind of sounds like boner aren't you i don't know what we're talking about unbelievable so oda though i don't know man i feel a little weird going through his stuff okay like characters would get scared if they ever got bonus the thoughts of a summer camp full of impressionable young children gonna have anyway not mr h i know he's cool it's always been cool to me all right i don't know all right someone said guys you won't believe this was all improved [Laughter] uh it will be a little flirty yeah why not uh so that i can ask you out on a date uh um smooth i think if i tried a cell phone number on this thing hello what what who is it uh said silas didn't it oh my god i think so it's weird i thought i heard someone no subtitles showed up on a date damn it i missed my shot hit the gun yeah everyone needs to be fully loaded yeah just stock up hey what's the gun for only [Music] mr h told me it was for um bears bears here yeah yeah he said they don't really come around because he's got the gun yeah what the [ __ ] like the bears are communicating like don't go near mr h he's strapped he's loaded they're just saving up to buy their own guns dude we're gonna be out partying in the woods tonight all right what if the bears try to crash okay it's it's like my mom always said if you want a party you gotta bring protection well i think that she was talking about condoms yeah bonus what the most dangerous thing i've seen in these woods is pissed off squirrel that sounds pretty scary okay fine yo just get the gun don't let ryan talk us out of it we know where the gun is if we need it just take it your call man no choose gun i'm gonna take it yo leave the gun alone man okay sorry sorry do it again you're going to shoot him eventually he can't be mad twice dylan what the [ __ ] man i'm sorry okay you didn't like that keep going i told you to leave alone twice yeah what about three times yeah can you do three times it's attractive maybe say look over there behind you a podcast go go go he's going to put his own gun and shoot you oh it's not even letting me oh lame yeah it's kind of lame oh that was gonna be one of the 183 endings right there kaylee and kayla packett weird kids huh what what's wrong i like them how are they weird they're probably normal they're just weird to these [ __ ] lunatics you have to admit oh i thought he was only basing it off the picture i didn't know he knew him oh the gun again it's open for a third time now she's gonna feel like he's gonna make me look at it let's see where the escape hatch goes probably to that basement thing well hello what is this you hear that why is he he always has such a seedy smile so much teeth oh my god dude i'm just gonna choose the worst [ __ ] options for this guy i knew that there was a secret sex dungeon around here somewhere oh yeah yeah i bet you mr age is into some real kinky [ __ ] uh i doubt it weren't there a couple counselors who never showed up uh-huh why what if they're [ __ ] down there sex dungeon it's not all something it just goes to the basement or something open it up a pit of eternal darkness so you're being dramatic climb down take a look look you can squeeze through there you opened it you climbed down yeah let's climb down what the [ __ ] why not let's have a little fun just lock him down there please hey zarissa vaughn good to see you this is where the [ __ ] creature is down there yeah i'm going to give you some time brian you will not believe this what what what it's nothing oh i had you go in there for a second didn't i no maybe just shut up it is uh pretty spooky down here though and it smells very unnatural so i wouldn't have gone down okay i'm coming back up oh that's gonna break next time we come down here we'll try to escape yeah you [ __ ] us or what if what if we're chasing like a demon and it tries to escape us and it breaks and we can catch and then we can beat it oh my god let's be playful ringy ding ding oh sorry bud gotta take this one second hello hack it's quarry summer camp what doesn't kill you will make you stronger what can i do for you on this darn toot and doozy of a day is that your impression of mr h uh yeah uh-huh yeah yeah i you're absolutely right he does need to be nicer to dylan and uh what's that you want him to give dylan his phone number that's a little forward but i can see that wow this is working out real well yeah now go for the gun again now that you've got him in good spirits what are you doing oh yeah those are the ones that never showed up yeah it's because of these goobers that we had to work extra shifts this summer thanks a recent cure wonder what happened to them yeah probably nothing do you think max became a creature thing yes and i think that laura is being held hostage but why oh because she knew mm-hmm seriously in uh so you can poke around in chris's private area [ __ ] private areas something that only you're allowed to do party come on what's the harm in looking it's you're not a little bit curious i'm not going to touch anything fine don't let me regret it oh the tension too much tension oh i have to catch this got it nothing you're using that wrong ah yo he looks so sad i would be too though huh yeah oh this is me sniffy's underwear yeah the panty ring she knows what he likes i'm sure he does what shirts wow there's yo hey hey maybe we shouldn't oh baby [Music] thanks for some everyone brian that is pretty weird the [ __ ] these oh he's been watching up skirt pictures and stuff oh my god that perv no no i mean no no he can't be these are just they're all different trails in the woods a bathroom view sure most of the cameras are pointed away from camp so it's not like he's spying on the kids unless they wandered out into the woods you know these are just probably just trail cameras what are trail cameras people set them up to catch weird random [ __ ] yeah that doesn't make sense it makes a lot of sense actually like if you had a summer camp to put cameras outside of it in case like kids wander out there and get wildlife and stuff as well yeah you needed to see it there's so many practical applications for that it'd be weird if they were inside but outside makes complete sense so okay i'm going to upgrade mr h from super creepy pervert i'd say to even be fine inside as long as there's not like bathrooms like changing rooms or anything like in common holes and stuff like that conspiracy like missiles maybe an aspiring cryptozoologist hey maybe he likes the podcast that you listen to sure yeah let's go with that okay but why go through all the trouble of that that's the point that i'm hung up on why is it in the secret [Laughter] i mean it's not exactly secret right like it's just hidden by stuff yeah he just needed somewhere to put his wardrobe that's what a secret is ryan it's weird it's majorly weird i don't disagree with you but it's it's got to be something juicy in here dylan it's it's none of our business and if you really want to know you can ask him tomorrow sure that won't be an awkward conversation like at all okay yeah maybe i will all right i i'm leaving the secret layer why wouldn't you want to investigate this further seriously it's a secret layer well i will investigate it further actually let me check these myself please no shower cam is he that was a microphone there yeah he probably does his own podcast [Music] okay these are boring what press something i i couldn't there's two buttons in this game jackson did you try the other one no there you go i'll try i'll just hit a bunch nothing okay now i hit everything we tried all right welcome to the watching kids at camp podcast today we'll be taking a look at is that a [ __ ] self portrait of him uh let me double check yes i want an eager maniac no wait let's look at them to chose the map we probably need to know that for the future the island hackett house excavation site what does that say down the bottom right oh camera memory cabins lodge i am intrigued by this premise i want to know what the supernatural element is maybe there isn't a supernatural element i'm trying there's gotta be like why wouldn't we look into this more i know why do you like press a button oh oh [ __ ] wait so was did you look at the picture then or was it like what do you mean it's probably nothing what just some crackhead in the forest i don't know it's kind of normal it's probably nothing you saw it with your own eyes uh it could have been anything it was probably bear just the wind i can't believe what the [ __ ] there's two other rooms here yeah we're only just getting started well there's some pretty heavy-duty stuff in here there's someone behind me not touch that oh yeah heavy-duty stuff like hyperpurpose [ __ ] chris is an out of this guy let's get headaches or something oh maybe we can fight the demons with music [Music] [ __ ] explodes let's trip mine disguises a guitar this lady's bed i'm just clicking as much as possible and as often as possible so whatever happens happens why would you come here into his room if you're not gonna shuffle through his [ __ ] actually investigate yeah i don't know this guy's just not very good at his job he watched a guy turn off the camera but yeah probably nothing yeah there's nothing oh there's just the kids again oh what about on the right wall that do you right oh good catch can't interact with it though uh can you check the timetable on the wall there though because maybe there's like a he really likes his phone well that was me i really like that phone maybe there's like a ghost hunt day on the timetable uh yeah let's take a peek uh we have martial arts milking yeah it's a yeah martial arts milking fun day sunday swimming comp driving listen apple the camera's naked day oh yeah yeah i saw that on the 23rd uh rowing yeah it doesn't seem like there's any like big hunting day though 20 seconds something happened clearly because event was cancelled we need to find out about that no that was just bad weather conditions that was nothing there is however a picture of chris and abby and only abby is hung up here on the cork board here it's chris who's the counselor and abby who's the girl we just played as abby was the yeah she's the art one yeah she's the art one and chris is david arquette no chris is the uh camp counselor mister counselor no yeah that's that's what i meant oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i forgot that's david i forgot who that was for a second yeah yeah that guy yes uh let's party this isn't boring let's [ __ ] blow this popsicle stand am i [ __ ] right let's get to that party what do you mean this is boring we just saw like a demon in front of a camera no that was nothing he didn't torture room no it's not just like a squirrel or something it's the only room with charges in it yeah i i guess i don't know i don't work here okay come on my turn nice who's this guy he's the one that abby likes uh british guy yeah well he's only said like two words i don't know if he's british yet with mr h's chainsaw it's really very pretty out here when there's no kids around they can get kind of obnoxious huh he sounds kind of british they always seem to listen to you during painting class you've seen my class just walking by this definitely sounds australian jackson yeah i didn't want to say you are literally australian which way should we facial blindness can't even recognize your own dialect i was he didn't say any funny words he didn't even mention brekkie apparently he's kiwi ah okay still the same accent yeah well no it's not one one to one but he does sound australian to me let's go this way please recent porcelain why oh my god dude oh my god are you okay i'll be okay come on i'll spoil you most people don't need help here nick it's like it's not that extreme she was fine yeah talk to her man what are you doing explore talk this is this is your time i can't talk to it it's not letting me you need you need something to talk about go find like some like i don't know rabbit [ __ ] or something and talk about it try it put you in a [ __ ] torture room with cameras at me in the [ __ ] moments yeah what about it i mean you've seen man versus wild do something another one i think it's a ranger box of james the prime official like a supply cache for rangers or whatever if they're out in the woods naked ranges so what scene are they werewolves do they need clothes when they transform back from that would make sense it did in the beginning focus on the moon remember when we were in the car it went through the forest yeah it is probably werewolves right i actually yeah that's my leading theory now so then the hunters hunt the werewolves yeah what would them covering themselves in blood do is that like a werewolf thing like they don't like blood yeah wells love blood oh so they're attracting werewolves yeah they want the whales to come to them okay oh no vampires love blood oh i know where we are yeah up here here hold these sure oh i bet it said like full moon on that chart or something which chart the calendar the yeah the calendar oh maybe wow oh maybe that was why the event was cancelled maybe yeah he was often doesn't a full moon happen though pretty often definitely more than once a summer hey there's some jingle bug collaters and man jones oh do me do you think that's like [ __ ] me we'll try it oh do me oh sorry i'm i'm just trying to get this down oh that didn't work sorry oh jesus i just want to finish this yeah yeah you're tired yeah isn't she in love with me or something yeah but you don't interrupt her when she's painting the the scenery you want to hold hands hey so have you always been a nerd or like what's up with that did you hear that no yeah it's just the werewolf calm down it's probably nothing no listen there's something there i was like oh god oh don't touch it's probably got rabies my god he's so cat don't get attached to it's probably going to die horrifically hold on hold on please do tier 1 bohemian save abby from what [Laughter] oh man there's a sneak attack [Music] hunted by a creature of indeterminate origin don't breathe i wonder if you didn't elect to save abby if it would have punted her off the cliff just immediately and where's the fun in hunting i didn't know what i was gonna save her from it was just an option to save her of course i'm gonna try to say that listen to the sound change as the threat approaches when the danger has passed pick the right moment and run for your life be warned exhaling or running at the moment you'll do fine causing no serious consequences well don't get attached to any of my characters release when it's safe how do i know when it's safe which is asphyxiated i also don't see why this is effective when abby is still breathing right next to us that was geez i did it you almost just moved me to death i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't even understand how we de-aggroed it yeah i'm really confused does it hunt based on uh sound of breath you could just be badass yeah i actually think it was a ball they're usually pretty nocturnal so you don't see many of them during the day oh [ __ ] idiot well actually boars and hogs are both just nice and he was wrong you learn something new every day well actually you're wrong again because boars and pigs are a construct nothing's real society is just a made-up term abby now paint a picture of me rescuing you from hogs these two are perfect for each other yeah they are back they're both [ __ ] everyone is though this overall i think that date went well yes i displayed my value by saving her from a wild ball pretty good and also the strength of your lungs hey he's recent copenhagen in the five gifts of zephyr thank you for that marie sub atomic 7 30 already yeah it's getting late finally get my phone back it's just a big dumb brick [Music] oh uh ready for jump scare or something something's gonna appear on the frame no i don't think so all right let's take a nice photo oh it looks good thank you christ why is dylan out here guess what mr h is there come see a sex dungeon he has hidden cameras everywhere and a secret room no i hate how he doesn't look at you when he's talking to you what his eyes are everywhere he's always watching us knock it off man he's just got trail cameras set up you know forest surveillance that kind of thing oh you don't think that's weird well he's got a perimeter to check kids to protect probably just to keep track of wildlife yeah what isn't he getting about that no imagination so uh let's see some ice and seth everything ready still no service ah pretty boring like service is gonna magically appear maybe a satellite fell out of the sky or something yeah and landed in the forest waking from her slumber the hag her hacking okay wasn't he going to stay inside i just realized he changed his mind see each other again after tonight you can't have just realized that just trying to set the mood what mood mood the vibe you know speaking of setting the mood i have work to do okay because playlists don't make themselves i mean i guess they do but all right right guy time to get wood oh i know what i said abby nick just in time we got wood we've already done that joke it's mostly just kindling oh that's all we need there's already a big pile of vlogs here we could have gotten more but there was a hog or a boar but nick was very very brave and i was that's right she looks so she looks so angry about it what'd you say you said he was brand new always dude yeah i don't know why it's so intense i'll be so serious uh are you sure you guys are okay nobody got gored we're okay it wasn't a bull fight or anything no i think nick did make a new girlfriend oh do you tell i i don't even know if that's a reference to special delivery whoa whoa whoa where the hell did that gun come from dude relax okay it's not even real uh well i mean it's a real gun but it's just the shooting bearing we found it in the storage room okay fine fine we'll put it down thank you well don't speak for her emma do you want to put it down and and we bring you a hand-picked selection of only the finest that hack it's quarry this game's a masterpiece dude you can't just shove those in my face it's gonna be a whole [ __ ] dance routine eventually emma please hand me the shotgun what you gonna shoot me over them no dumbass okay we are going to shoot for them nah dude that makes sense absolutely not no oh why can't i just let them yeah it's not very as much as i enjoy watching nick's squirm away from a challenge i don't think this is a great idea hey you know what yeah you're right maybe i should just uh give nick the butter pops as like an act of charity or something fun you're on yeah boy all right give me that gun now i mean nobody's handling any firearms if you're gonna act like a dick about it okay then you can be the ref you need an objective third party are you tier one adam and there's some slump count he's not gonna die just cause you're off on a little side quest come on in tier one dangling all right guess we're gonna have hey royalty-free music baby let's go back there but if i see either digging around i am turning this car around we'll be good [Music] let's [ __ ] shoot yeah yeah yeah yeah clay pigeon time pop pop peanut butter pop pops oh it's my turn again oh you get to do the shooting mini game i was just him okay so just so you know i was an expert marksman third class three years in a row i'm just letting you know oh imagine nick but if you back down now i'm going to try to have one little peanut butter if you want to not risk it no way i guess we'll see you see me shoot oh yeah that's because you've never shot me [ __ ] blow yourself okay i think i would know if you actually boys i'm gonna have to stop you right there as much as i'm enjoying your charming machismo the moment we step foot on the shooting range we're playing by my rules okay and what i say goes got it why are we even doing this if you're going to be mean about it and get more shells do not move a muscle or touch his gun until i'm back it's supposed to be fun yeah all right so is it just me is it kind of hot when she gets all glossy like i'm always hot pencilled okay thank you bye bye so um how's your little one on oh it's a little heart-to-heart moment this is sweet i just throw it back how was your little one-on-one demo dude it's incredible she's totally still into me that's what i was thinking too when we were playing through that yeah this whole long distance thing [Music] speaking of let me show you how a real man shoots his gun are you guys seriously still thumping your chest at each other no i think he's got brain damage okay please just give me the gun i would agree with that you'll have it when i say you'll have it all right huddle up boys this is how we're going to do this you're shooting the one on the left nick first this is no two things remember the spread remember the recoil this is a shotgun we're not sharp shooting here the flashlight shows you where you're aiming ops obs please please please please oh that's as far as you can go huh jacob lives to see another day baby okay so she said the leftmost what the bottle or the the watermelon i think oh come on one point oh it hit it okay we're too far back so it's gonna like explode or something so did i it's a [ __ ] shotgun why are we moving forward that makes it easier right you would think sounds real what am i executing now uh i don't know she like move some bottles around so mate i don't know shoot what you want jackson you're old yeah i'll go for this oh big oh he's got the look of bloodlust in his eyes now i'll go for that whoa oh [ __ ] point to you nick damn right it is good job nick all right let's see what you got please just miss every shirt i'm going to if it's me if i get to control it i've hurt your eyes nick i don't want to give you all right all right just shut up and shoot jacob oh i thought you were an ultra elite pro marx yeah with like a rifle okay not with this oh jesus blaster that is how you get someone shot no it's okay you probably would have missed me anyway hey okay disqualified for being a dumbass no oh hit him with the butter pops let's get the butter pops baby okay i get it i get it yeah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] damn we thought this was over well i could have done that if you just gave me more shot that's not fair you took like way more shots that still wasn't better than you did though yeah i shot like so many more watermelons it's a tier one boomer or i guess it would have been more impressive shooting the bottles though small targets here i come the full moon this is bad this is not good for us maybe some shoop bro this bonfire is kind of epic though i was expecting something far larger okay there's a long shot here i i like to party i want to be with my friends i'd like to be there okay new idea party game people we might never see each other after tonight let's make some memories well what do you have in mind how about the ultimate game of secrets and lies truth or dare oh chris dylan style okay house rules are someone asks you truth or dare then you choose and then you do and there's no ifs ands or buts why does he have to do it like creepily yes i don't know this guy's just a weirdo he's scary if they just dare yeah as long as everyone can sense of course cool beans i mean keep it in your pants until it's your turn but well who does get to go first well it's house deals so abigail truth or dare i quit yeah really dodged a bullet huh all right here goes have you ever oh my god you steamed some ham don't want to give it to me wait this is me i'm not interested nope i'm not interrupting answer it answer what you didn't even answer the first one no nope sorry all right abby can i interrupt her now yeah wait did she answer the first one no all right okay um oh abby oh my god just pick someone jesus give her a second okay um it's been like actually one second all right well now you're just being too late my turn i don't know why that was so hard you say someone ryan truth or dare dare let's go i'll do anything yeah i'll butt chug this beer right now [ __ ] on the fire right now your dare comes with a choice can you do that i can do whatever i want and i dare you too caitlyn we're dylan sorry i don't make the rules oh you're gonna have to choose sexuality you are i guess have i ever even talked to caitlyn oh wait caitlyn's the one that likes me isn't caitlyn was the one that talked about me in the beginning right and then was the one and dylan yeah dylan came on really strong but dylan's also really [ __ ] dumb though i don't know what does that have to do with anything caitlyn hasn't done anything wrong and she can shoot she's kind of cool we'll do that it's yeah it's pride month we'll do dylan dylan let's go sorry caitlyn don't be so uptight next time caitlyn learn to have some fun always having to please hey he just came in he's trousers he's so happy what the [ __ ] say something well uh me and jacob haven't gotten a turn yet good point jacob to jump in the fight i'll do caitlyn she's probably pretty upset let's see what her revenge is what do you say truth or dare she's there oh yeah let's see ever hook up with jacob jacob isn't even that's not the one jacob's interested in right no no they're like they're like friends the interesting one is i don't know what she's yeah i don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] what she wanted to be when she grew up i want to know if she ever [ __ ] mashed pissers with jacob oh you and jacob go away well that's a weirdo like since you were kids sadly yes lame question bro waste of a turn you guys ever uh get down to business together when we were freshmen i made jacob let me practice french kissing on him but it never went any further because he's a terrible caster and it was like kissing my brother yo still love you bud all right emma you look so proud of himself then nice emma so you have to kiss what's up with this kissing [ __ ] let's do something weird you have to rim will or uh nick oh you're not gonna choose nick that's um uh sorry nick this is not there obviously i don't know yeah wait nick she knows that nick is i choose nick what oh that's [ __ ] up she knows abby likes nick yeah that's really oh boy that just ruined our whole relationship seriously what the [ __ ] nick do something jacob jacob get out there oh jacob don't let this happen not in front of you oh oh boy what was this because i when i was driving the cart the buggy i hit the rocks oh that might have been you made her upset because you hit the rocks actually that might be that might be it she's still thinking about that [ __ ] he's good are you [ __ ] yeah that was that was [ __ ] you're like kissing my girlfriend [ __ ] what she made the choice dude the [ __ ] it was just a game yeah the [ __ ] it was man jacob grow up all right this is fun guys hey this bonfire is kind of lit this is good go after him you should probably go find abby yeah do you regret your decision you lunatic yeah it's just immediately backpedaling on everything oh yeah i see that nobody want to play what what's easy it's like a really old-fashioned game we don't we don't see these guys i wanted to get kissed these people are awful welcome back hey as always delighted that you're here uh it's great to be here thanks for having us so then what more has been found pretty much not a goddamn thing just nothing yet you return nonetheless why is that do you think i can't help you without the cards i want them found i want them returned to me please my friend that's all i have to say for now secrets remain very well i came back the night grows darker i'll see you again you can count on that hey see you soon where the wolves go wolves the ravens follow do you think that's a hint uh it could be though that was a full moon there and those people were still obviously human so but that could have just i didn't say that yeah no worries take your time there's a prime lone wolf this is fun this has like probably the worst writing out of any of the until dawn and dark pictures anthology games of all time this is amazing he's a prime lone wolf in the resub someone you know in bitsy in piglets and zoondog and hardscope the bits staltex and resub comrade brian bilbo [Music] how's moki doing at battle of bc thanks arisa verona xander and the prime gamer and gabe oh sweet thank you 18. i know he's in losers but he's did he make top 24 i think he was one game away from top 24 right when i started the stream exit prime uh luki and theresa onio and laggy let me give some majora moki top 24 good [ __ ] all right perfect these are prime met and resub former and cloud happy birthday ryan you plan on beating this tonight no it's like a six to ten hour game from what chat told me so there's no chance we beat it tonight which on i actually prefer if we don't beat it tonight i i want this to last this is this is so much better than i expected i love these series of games and this one is special there's a tier one ratio in the prime danny and theresa spicy fried rice there you said my myronos when will you finish it well as long as jackson's free tomorrow we'll finish it tomorrow night we'll keep going we're not done right now we'll keep going for however much longer but like i said there's no way we actually finish it tonight uh back hey hey looks a bit too bunky someone said that the writing reminds them of riverdale and i agree oh that's a really good comparison alright you ready yeah oops what a bunch of [ __ ] that just happened it was [ __ ] yeah it was rough man we hate to see that why would you wander around in the woods though as your solution to that just good just clear your head why should i even care anybody can kiss anybody stupid stupid no it's not your fault great hell am i okay oh this is where you and uh yeah you and will went on the date god jesus nick oh it is too where's that box full of stuff of the lag dude thank you tier one host wasn't it this way well i [ __ ] myself immediately you'll be fine you can outrun it don't trust him it's the man that kissed another woman you're gonna call back all right nick abby shout again i'm over here nick he's coming jesus hey hey what are you doing out here hey you do you wanna talk about it hi hey so that kiss got me super horny like wanna kiss what's that noise predator [Laughter] that was a bit of a twist why do they sit like that towards the same direction please too much smoke i'm going to be honest with the [ __ ] i think that game just got a little too intense for me yeah it was pretty good from my perspective let's be direct yeah i think that's the best course here had a thing for you all along huh what no no no way oh how could you get that i was just playing along you seem to enjoy playing along well yeah who wouldn't it's a fun game how hard is it helping mma jacob jealous that's about it oh what just do it jackson quick i'll click it for you good ending hey that'll ward off the demons love beats evil yeah maybe that's what it is maybe the demons only go after loveless virgins in this it could be opposite maybe they like really love to hunt people better in love yeah that's just my trousers like shuffling around for my penis getting hard don't look oh it's just that pig again that's nothing no it's a pig we're like friends now oh thanks bye for the five gift subs man no thanks dude there'll probably be quicktime events here jackson don't don't fail us is it a dog it sounds like a chihuahua it's definitely some kind of demon it might be a bear with night fishing cockles is that a bear that's what i'm saying it's too fast what do you mean it's barely moved it's tonic what's the [ __ ] bengal tiger [ __ ] you abby hey good luck abby wow [Music] right one in the background that's not great i really thought you were gonna leave him oh [ __ ] probably should have oh it's not exactly a werewolf so i thought it might be safe to help him oh well [ __ ] him i guess it's like some kind of anorexic i guess maybe like a goblin yeah oh jesus nice i don't want to hide honestly because i don't have to do the breathing thing i think true you got this jackson i believe you [ __ ] got this buddy i've never failed a quick time event in my life charlie and you never will apart from that one that you made me fail which one did i make you feel oh yeah yeah car one right okay yeah i guess sure why not i don't think that's you just you just tell me what to do i i don't think that's a good decision i really don't these things can absolutely climb clearly they don't know how to climb not like abby does oh you're just waiting at the top for already why would you do this oh yeah he can definitely yeah he can easily climb why are you shuffling all over backwards i don't even think it's like anything paranormal that might just be a crackhead what that cut was a bit weird i really would have expected a lot more like injury from that kind of fall yeah also what is this a ninja warrior of course she's like looking for the next hardest thing to mount and climb oh yeah let's go up the cliff side [Music] where are the guys with the guns oh [ __ ] christ no you can do it it it's looking right at you i'm just gonna fix it i'm just gonna hold it for as long as i can why wouldn't you it'll it'll definitely make you breathe at some point i bet you [ __ ] idiot wait did he get shot yeah or your blood tasted really bad what is happening dude i don't so confused i don't fail that breathing thing i guess maybe but it was like turned away and away from me i thought that was safe i think you're probably just supposed to ride the line like between asphyxiation and safety uh what was that movie about that where you gonna ride the line between life and death oh flatliners yeah flatliners [Music] so those hunters are definitely hunting those though yeah i think that's pretty clear now i actually care the most about jacob out of anyone in this cast well that's because he just says goofy as [ __ ] yeah i think caravan was a person he's a prime zim oh he's crying never mind that's that's tugging at my hot strings that's pretty sad those are really thick tears it's like donut glaze all the uncommon semen is like seeped into his bloodstream so it's thickened he just [ __ ] kicks him technique needs work hey hey what's up you harpy of course do not give her the time of day charlie sleeping down here oh i don't i'm not [Laughter] yeah yeah i guess and then go repair the car i thought we agreed that this us it's just supposed to be some summer fun well why did we kiss the other guy then yeah no no i know i just you just love having an audience house jacob i mean i can't believe you you [ __ ] frenched him you know in front of everyone jesus wept french are we 12. no but nick is kind of you know i love the guy but i don't think he's actually ever seen a girl naked before what does that have to do with it but he just had his tongue down my throat and he definitely knew what to do with it jesus christ you you really love [ __ ] with me huh lighten up sourpuss what do you mean you know what nothing no nothing never mind what do you mean what do you mean it's mine yeah well finders keepers i'm getting it back tomorrow [Music] fine you can stand here sulking driving yourself crazy imagining nick's tongue in my mouth oh core you can go grab it yeah hey nope no yeah skinny dip let's do it she's using me we agree i don't know some are fun right this is going to be great charlie come on i bet you don't even get the choice yeah i don't think i will you just have to take it okay oh my god you didn't actually they just made him a loser oh there's gonna be some kind of like aquatic demon in there how many demons are there what is that davey jones looks like a monk [Applause] i don't know what the [ __ ] that was going to be so this isn't even like this isn't even exclusive to tonight how would nobody have ever accidentally kicked that when diving into the lake yeah how it's like not that deep 100 someone would have felt that oh you found it yeah i got you didn't even have to try to get that one huh it's not long ago i wonder if it was near here what did it say uh missing something about people missing maybe i don't know i didn't really read it thanks for your sub eagle and the prime amy and queen i'm not sure jacket and [ __ ] huh give me some sunny oh oh i can check it must mean mr h chris hackett who the hell is stackit it's t hackett you [ __ ] idiot christ oh you know who it is i bet it's the cop uh yeah probably yeah it's definitely the cup that stack it well that's why he was trying to lead them away from the uh the camp place because it was probably having one of their monthly hunts or whatever yeah and maybe he drugged the girl and drugged the other and like dragged the other guy back to what was it something something hotel harbinger hotel i can't believe she's gonna let us pity [ __ ] that's so nice of her maybe i might have misjudged her what are these numbers the dates you [ __ ] idiots i feel like she's playing a game here as well though she's gonna get you naked and then make fun of your penis and then walk off fully clothed oh that'd be rude she wouldn't do that look for the monk is she on the dock nudity in this game are we going to get banned no i don't think so surely there's something i can see oh there we go what whoa someone up there yeah i'm gonna go with probably everything's fine yeah it makes sense these guys are so dismissive of anything that happens yeah it's honestly impressive not scaring me not that easily what if i just like run away leave yeah there is nudity of streaming murders off charlie you son of a [ __ ] no [Music] what streamer mode were they gonna do like put pasties on she have no clothes currently oh she'd be naked right now she'd be naked yeah does that mean you could see her full mottled vagina right now drip dry or i doubt wow you really know how to talk to a girl don't you i mean that sounds pretty cool to me wow okay i think chat was joking someone said this is a three-hour sex scene stream of photos oh but i can because you see oh help help i'm i'm drowning and i wait when did he get undressed strong not at all insecure man to come save me why do you have to keep the little [ __ ] you have to say that to me that hurts [Laughter] no i'm in a cannonball hey i get the [ __ ] oh yeah oh okay you get a [ __ ] land on it what's this a female in need fear not fragile thing for hurricane shake is here cut his ties in midair crimson and rake [Music] okay okay now you're gonna get oh it was a splash i thought she fought it's like they're throwing oil at each other yeah i'm so confused you're gonna anger the monk raspberries he's never going to come back up his body floats back up jesus christ he's trying to drama dick move i don't want to know i'm not gonna be clinging i'll just flirt okay hey look check this out okay take a picture of me yeah for your like um little subscribers or whatever top 10 guys who will keep you satisfied at summer camp oh so i get nine more what jesus emma can you just stop reminding me that you don't like me where are you going what what did what did i do what did i i had i [ __ ] that up why is he just floating off dive in no help me no dive in what do you want what am i going to do to help her don't let the monk get the [ __ ] rotor on she didn't hear the scream how far out did she float jacob well i guess you didn't really care what now how did that happen oh wait what is it meant to like ward off the demons i'm grabbing it you should probably grab it oh the monk thing's right in front of you by the way that's fine he's not gonna do [ __ ] yes he's super dead man if i would stop getting [ __ ] caught in this i probably detangle yeah i'm thinking detangle this is the dumbest way for him to die seriously we've been playing for three hours why why is there chains under there isn't this a place for kids yeah builds character are we not concerned with where emma went because she's just like straight [ __ ] vanished all the screams that we just heard as well oh it's me again these guys are just chilling at the [ __ ] campfire they're fine that was some mighty fine social disruption there kaitlyn i have to say ah or was it just the nudge that abby needed you're an evil genius it was a calculated plan you don't understand what you think is going to make the first move nick robbie oh they're currently dead my bet's on either i don't know nick's got the beast in them but if by beast you mean some sort of mild-mannered baby deer hey don't let that cute preppy aesthetic fool you it's like a steel barbecue grill under that shirt so you notice that too huh so what do you guys want to do now recently we can keep playing yeah just the three of us all right dylan true third hey that's probably nothing there's probably nothing let's play hey i want to play we gotta help her wait where did it come from this way come on are you you're just going to hang back on your head help him well where is he what do you want from me uh don't be impatient yeah i'm doing worried go after nick go i i mean i i also think caitlyn should do it she's like a really good shot i don't know if ryan's ever shot a gun but i'm confident let's go okay oh no i got this that was that downfall yeah my hubris i'm going to miss every shot i already know how this is going to go this guy's a redditor who just listens to podcasts why don't they all go right i mean someone's got to help her now what i was gonna say when a werewolf bites someone do they become a werewolf or am i thinking of something else vampires when they bite you you become a vampire right yeah but is it the same for werewolves i think so but they're not werewolves they're like goblins it could be though it could be like they are being though yeah probably i still think the werewolf uh yeah maybe take the shortcut probably yeah i'm gonna do the shortcut you're gonna have to do quicktime events though that's fine you know i'm good at those what wait what follow the arrows i did you can see it on stream i i went up that's fine this is a actually shorter to be doing no i wha i did it i well if the lights were off you can see it i swear to god i went up with the mouse you're representing w right now i i really did like normally i'd lie and say like oh no i actually did but this time i really actually did and for some reason it didn't register it i believe i swear i [ __ ] swear i'll take the shortcut i'm just gonna do it like really exaggerated now [Music] i i did it again what is happening i i don't know what's going on jackson i swear to god like that's not even a quick time event i can [ __ ] up i have plenty of time i'm doing it and it's saying i'm going a different direction it's impressive what am i supposed to do i am doing the direction how has he not been [ __ ] up from this though he's still fine yeah i mean because it's all part of the plan it's the third one the third one always [ __ ] you i don't know what's going on because i actually am doing the directions just fine it's not something i could actually [ __ ] up on oh don't shoot the hunters whatever you do i can't look too far to the left oh shoot it i didn't what if i just shot him there don't worry abby i killed him now he won't turn i knew it was gonna be one of those things where he comes out of the bush and like scared people would shoot first and then they'd kill the character it'd be something like that yeah but it was also really easy to know it wasn't a [ __ ] demon because it made a noise like a human noise said ow did we just leave him there for where the [ __ ] did emma go oh jesus are you really coming to save the day he also could have just put clothes on jacob what are you doing uh there's not a half naked girl waiting for you she clearly very clearly swam off is that hair or mud this is a prime subatom in maid [Music] why is he running because he heard screams yeah so he's trying to be helpful no i think the more only jacob knows yeah i think the more pressing concern should be what the [ __ ] happened to emma [ __ ] happens with clothes he just never put him back on don't call that yeah i'm not falling for that there's no one around oh what what oh we're going to meet the hunters here hopefully i want to learn more about them [Applause] oh wow pretty good flexibility yeah that's pretty good from hello hey what's going on big day let me know hey you ain't a goblin who the [ __ ] are you and why would i do that i'm not trying to get myself yeah threatening just don't hurt me please flap his arms jesus christ what the [ __ ] are you doing he's very clearly going to cut the rope yeah why would you even oh do you think maybe they're werewolves quiet oh the blood does warm them up yeah it's for your own good where are you off to now girly i don't think they're werewolves though because it's a full moon and they haven't changed i think they're aware they change like midnight or something no they change at a full moon i think our whole theory might just be wrong werewolves might not even be a part of the game so they're hunting i like the matriarch of the of the group though clearly where you're off to now girlie yeah [Music] oh could be the things from until dawn people are saying this could be like a continuation of until dawn maybe the windigo again i don't think they'd do that what have we got [Music] please recep jeff and the tim give subs coach thank you coach some flynn sinister and trickle-down stars stars in the night sky beacons of light dreams of hope purpose or a reminder of our insignificance fear of despair trust in the light of this why wouldn't you like stick with that guy though he clearly knows what he's doing and sometimes i mean he is a complete stranger in the middle of the night remember a bunch of screams would you like me to show you yeah yeah yeah yeah i do show me how to avoid death just take a picture of it yeah it might be like allergic to light then back to hackett's quarry back to rocket's quarry you go oh the fun you'll have thank you be very sweet thank you lady so is there a new um damn there's still another game at the end of the year right and yeah i think it's a dark pictures game that was horrible it was it was i i don't even know what it was it was so fast and there was a there was a hunter hey no one's died yet yeah we're doing pretty well oh abby here what oh treasure trying what can you draw and attack you man what the [ __ ] is how is that helpful right now my criminal profiling just a picture of josh nick hey buddy can you tell us what happened i'm not attacked where's happy it's super attitude turn your head we need to abby's dead she didn't make it right it was there was a guy there but there's some kind of oh yeah he might actually die here but there was nothing we could do to save nick because you were playing right and you didn't have anything that could save him you even did the help option you just go jump randomly oh actually you know if we if we didn't kiss nick oh [ __ ] that black stuff that's that's infection that's and it's it's spreading this is bad this is really bad dude uh do you oh this is me this might affect you no i'm gonna touch it sorry i'm going to save him oh nice apply that pressure let's start punching i'm mashing you're okay it's okay [ __ ] that we should amputate we should cut it off before the infection spreads what jesus [ __ ] christ yeah i'm just gonna go frustrated i think that's just a terrible idea you're literally an idiot hey i'm just trying to help he just needs a doctor proper medical attention and a shrink too probably hold it that's fine yeah we can do that who's still i don't even know the the weird guy they're all weird to some degree but yeah really he should realize that hey maybe the camp counselor was right when he said everyone stay inside let's head back now and lock ourselves in yeah i'm gonna call out hey i think it's jacob and i know how to use it sort of ryan what if it's jacob or emma then i won't shoot it's simple or if it's take a ball shoot i don't think there'll be a wendigo attack right now so i don't think so either it was probably nothing yeah but is it gone why wouldn't they respond good point yeah you better run this is jacob he's scared all right so uh lodge is sounding pretty good right about now yeah i still really just don't think it's one of them i also don't even see what i'd be shooting here nice you say something before holy [ __ ] nick is he okay nick and abby were attacked in the woods hey does anybody have any dry clothes i'm i'm [ __ ] freezing all our bags are still in the minivan is no one gonna comment on the blood all over his face yeah i i really would like to know where emma is jacob where's emma [ __ ] oh jesus christ um they're probably dead emma on the island and i told her i'd be right back i don't even remember him saying he didn't he didn't wait the island yeah why well no i just i just thought i saw someone over there before someone no i don't know that's probably where the girl is being kept oh also why are you covered in what i hope is strawberry jelly oh yeah no um i'm pretty sure it's blood it was this guy with like um he had like a bottle thing i don't know dude it's like a really long story ew yeah super [ __ ] up why do some scenes look far better than others like this one he looks fine there maybe he's got slow lighting like a dead one oh no no no no um one of the one of the swimmers from the varsity swim team he got lost on the way to practice and yes a dead one dumb ass of course i mean we could have just like saved a lot of time if you just said like yeah it was that's been one of the counselors that didn't show up but i couldn't tell because it was like oh huh oh bloated you just went on this like long tirade to make him feel silly something's not right i gotta go get emma uh excuse me hey i need this okay it's not safe out there dude we gotta protect nick and abby yeah and i need to save emma all right she's out there alone you don't even know if she's in trouble you don't even know if you're in trouble are you trying to piss me off no i'm trying to save my girlfriend's life [ __ ] yeah i don't think she's your girlfriend dude what oh god uh i'm gonna like yeah i'm just gonna like let him let him happen what i gave it to you oh jesus christ [ __ ] stop we're in a real mess here guys you're acting like pricks both of you what ryan hasn't done anything wrong nick and abby are injured what are you talking about what's the wrong thing to do ryan sorry you like pranked him this is [ __ ] make sure she's safe if she's on the island she's definitely fine he's a tier one philly and prime drake's how could you possibly know she's definitely fine running with captain deliverance no thanks okay there's probably another boat by the zip line either way i can make it to the island from there or maybe the island is a safe zone because all those try to get help boy what are they called buoys floating things had had uh have an idea razor wrap around them so the things can get there maybe i don't know no i don't think so well i feel like the islands where these hillbilly folk hunter folks are like set up on yeah i think so as well me again god damn i'm popping off yeah i don't want to play it's fine let's see what tonight brings how does my phone did i get to use all these characters yeah true okay here's a riddle for you what's got two thumbs and is suddenly riding solo on a freaky island in the dark this fool well one thumb one available thumb okay uh you have two thumbs it's the other one is currently being used on the phone the strange uninhabited island that this brave young soul found herself they really keep focusing on the moon this has to be werewolf related okay full disclosure i've suddenly found myself on a a strange tiny little island all alone with nothing to do but show you guys around so there's a tree house over there i'm gonna go good just swim back in that sweet sweet panoramic goodness because here's the thing not that i want to go back because i don't but even if i did i can't because then i'd look like the super needy one who who stormed off in the first place god you know what sorry i'm bending oh explore venting you know [ __ ] it let's do it to the tree house fellow explorers she's insufferable no she's pretty cool let's vlog hey okay thank you sponsors and this is the meeting shelter it's a shelter where you meet at okay i'm trying really hard to make this interesting but sometimes a thing just is what it is so we saw in the last card thing that there was someone that takes a photo of it i'm pretty sure it's going to be her yeah get ready to take a photo of something all right i'm always ready to take a photo why don't we just use it just grab one of those canoes and like sail out to the middle of nowhere for a bit an unexcavated part of the quarry that rewilded it well there's nothing that says that the the goblin wolves can't like run on water you never know that but i'm older and wiser now and realize that not everything's always as it seems kind of like how you thought you were just having a hot summer fling and then it turns into babysitting a big hairy man child that's true he's all sad because you don't want to go steady with him and write him love letters every freaking day i think they're in love we're talking about it right why why is it up to me to justify my feelings when he's the one who got all bluff about it you know oh look i might afford the narrative but i mean a fork in the road how fitting which one it's her back with john or jacob do i take the high road literally and forget about it or do i continue on the path i'm on and keep ranting about my stupid time life what do you think jackson i i want to go well live the choice is up to me i think we go up because that's where people saw people yeah i want to see what's up there and i also wanted to stop talking sir okay moving up in the middle that didn't work out for us now you might notice the darling rustic vibes this way is the prime jinx and the resub unbound the cat effigies and star walkways but if you're not spending a full hour pulling a splinter out of a snotty kid's finger don't you dare call it authentic don't worry the kid was fine i'm a good counselor and what doesn't kill you will make you stronger i like the james bond thing oh slogan oh oh my god i'm vibrating fixed that slogan refers to werewolf-ism so you don't yeah you don't die from the bite you get stronger because you become a werewolf that's my prediction i'm reading between i'm reading between the lines it doesn't kill me true so i think nick is gonna turn for sure and maybe abby and then we got werewolves on our team yeah they're probably like good werewolves [Music] this is where we're heading not too early for real it's too shabby but these views oh man you're gonna blow your tops there's also a zip line which i guess you can watch me crap my pants on that thing what the hell i'm here aren't i i'm gonna carpe this dm so damn hard it won't know what hit it first we gotta get there and there's still so much to talk about uh i really doubt she hopes abby's okay so i'm just gonna still do that one anyway it's okay she ran off i just don't want to talk about jacob kind of sort of made out with nick but it was a dare i'm not like a [ __ ] or anything yeah no you are a [ __ ] context abby likes nick well actually they like each other in truth i just wanted to fan the flames a little watching them stumble around each other like drunk jellyfish was exhausting poor kid was like a deer in headlights she is a hero that's cool though they're smart go get it i bet they're out there in the woods right now just absolutely going for it that is pretty cool yeah i think that hey hey hey hello hello hello what are you got hiding in here for us any dead bodies i hope not as promised one extremely rickety underwhelming tree house in another world perhaps young jake it's gonna be the werewolf thing staying directly in front of her and she's gonna take a photo of it i'm home what's that now i forgot the children's bedtime well now that's a fine how do you do what the [ __ ] was that most most of our lies just confused me honestly the summer camp experience right there and oh look it seems somebody forgot to clear the place out i guess one of the kids left their stuff or maybe one of the guys back there but i don't recognize this hey who's fooling around up there looks like we have a choice on our hands were those colors someone else's belongings no they're like there's a blind harness the spooky trap door and die a horrible painful death die die she's so eager i kind of want to open the trap door now well it's going to be the creature and then you're going to take a photo of it and then we'll go to the press what do you want me to do do you want me to do that it's up to you it's your character i don't care well i don't think it's the creature though because in the the crystal ball wasn't it just like a big pile of like corpses or not corpses but like a big pile of meat well i said i thought it was in the in a cabin of some sort but maybe you do what you want it's your character i'm not gonna interfere with it i can't decide so i don't think she dies if i open the trap door regardless but i don't know if searching the bag's better for us overall this is tough this is the toughest decision yet well yeah i feel like in the bag i i don't know maybe like ids and passports in the [ __ ] clue i feel like emma though since she's vlogging here she'd want the best content for her fans so she'd be like i'm opening the trap door so we'll open the trap door yeah she doesn't want to look like a [ __ ] or anything either yeah plus i mean she's vlogging it needs to have some kind of action i don't think we're going to get like the final part is calling and there's no time for an encore do it oh you know as advertised she really wasn't wrong hey well that's not exactly how that played out in the crystal ball where was the photo right well you know there's a lot of things there that probably could have been done differently want to know something even dumber the 10 more deluxe edition lets you rewind on death can we rewind did you spur jet like did you get the 70 version explain it again no i didn't know i get the 70 dollar version yeah we probably shouldn't have voted i i thought it was gonna i mean the crystal ball show they're just taking a picture of like a corpse i thought it was gonna be a body that fell yeah no that was a that yep that that was about the most predictable depth they they told us what was coming and they didn't lie well all right well you've killed our first character thank you hey we all agreed on it i got it he's okay it could be a fake out as well i don't know about that no no sorry i'm just i'm really hungry that death had no lead up someone in chat said that's not true at all he was like talking about the entire way up oh man there's the reset sd buddy mikey in the prime silver we'll be able to find you a horse but maybe some granola wait he's fine yeah he's really he's in good shape actually strength it's not letting me get it there we go exit reset adri this will open the nurse's station should be plenty of stuff in there well hopefully we can just get him cleaned up for now jason's jacob's gonna be really surprised when he gets that yeah jacob's not gonna be really happy i don't think you and i are gonna find a landline oh uh yeah um isn't there one man we should not have looked in that crystal ball yeah that [ __ ] us yeah copy that unlocked i think he i think he would have dropped down if we checked the bag and that's when we could go that's probably yeah if you check the bag it probably just breaks through the top and you take a picture quickly and run yeah that's probably what it was i really hope they're but yeah the crystal ball [ __ ] the nurses does she i mean she wasn't even supposed to be working at the nurse's office this summer she only filled in because some other girl didn't show up it's better than nothing here's the five gifts billy there's some pilot come on let's go call for backup didn't you all go move as a group it's pretty cool to see this place in session what no did you a couple times yeah how did the ghost fit into all this i i i thought i just heard my name i didn't hear anything i need to give some mr weenie hey but our cat really did just bounce yeah he really wasn't in this very much unless he comes back hard in the second act are we not in the second act at the moment i don't think so this still feels early really someone just died at the literally earliest possible moment she could die [Music] we don't know that and people could die pretty early on um so all i'm saying is that we are not professionals okay we don't know we he could have rabies or something way to be optimistic man i'm just being realistic someone said there's 10 chapters we're going to call for help oh yeah we're not yeah we're not really close mr h the only number i got is to this phone okay then 91.1 you mean 9-1-1 who says 91-1 911 yeah but like what should i ask for like police ambulance the fiber grid can we get the men in black out here jesus just call the cops [ __ ] oh wait no that's probably gonna be bad that creepy guy's gonna show up so they'll say 9-1-1 what's your emergency and then i say uh help my friends may have been attacked by a bear or maybe not a bear but definitely an animal just say my friends have been attacked by a bear it's that easy we're not sure how many there are out there or how smart this is really isn't that complicated well they might be mounting an attack on us right now and we jesus christ just call the cops dude you can ask for both as well that's good okay what's wrong dead was it dead yeah i think well that's weird they cut off phones go dead sometimes out here right when you're about to call the cops though it's a coincidence yeah well how would you know that hang up thingy what here what are you doing i don't know it's what they do in movies when the phone goes dead tap on the little thingy we're not in a movie okay well you know how do you know that oh very much i want you to think man yeah didn't you see all the cameras around okay so this phone's a no-go no one has signal is there anywhere else in the camp that has a landline well not a landline what the radio hut has some old broadcast gear that does seem pretty obvious where i carried my sweet summer jams yeah and where i do the pa announcements it has some old equipment there i think we could probably man i still feel bad about emma yeah all right yeah let's get over there and see if we can contact somebody what do you think that would have happened cheers these are your symptoms but like i said it if it is early game it could still be a fake out like until dawn had character fake jackson jack a core component of until dawn was that it was built around one of them faking everyone out this one i don't think is the same case her [ __ ] throat got ripped out we didn't see it get ripped out yes it looked more like it was vomiting on her to me well no it's just because the game's visuals are bad like it it definitely was her dying do you guys think he's dead we're good and safe and help is on the way uh okay just feel like that would have been a pop-up i'll be fine yeah okay that's pretty unified on this one charlie yeah what weather ryan thank you sub arlo mick maybe it was the bears bear and why does everyone blame everything on bears okay so for the sake of argument what if that bear that uh cut our phone line and just cut out all the power what if that bear is waiting for us out in the hallway fair point thank you we should probably tell caitlyn that we're going to the radiohead we're probably freaked yeah okay yeah let's go let's go roll out yeah we should probably leave that maneuver do you think she really needs it though i don't know this seems like a worthless decision she's staying in the lodge we're going out there you literally just said there might be something dangerous in the lodge when like 20 seconds ago okay sure but that's because i really wanted the gun just give her the gun man don't you have two guns at the moment we we do so but he so i'm just gonna give the gun i actually just don't want dylan to have it ah all right yeah that's not a good idea hey we'll still have mine if you're extra nice to me oh i might let you hold it don't write a check that your ass can't cash my ass has got quite the bank account oh it's so weird yeah what what's up am i interrupting something what do you mean you just sat there you what do you mean just take the [ __ ] gun it was silence the moon again chin up big guy it i wouldn't really know what to do with it okay i trust you oh thank you so much dylan you're so generous and handsome yeah no problem don't mention it dylan's sections are the quickest they're like 30 second bursts of like something kind of i just what i don't understand oh good to see to see you brought your card a time again is it you see that chick that died it's strength strength can be surprising knowing one's own oh there's a wolf in that door tapping into it tapping into a previously unknown energy i suppose there are forces at work within us all and with one hand it gives and with this sound like webb will talk to me that does sound like werewolf jargon as always there's more to see and as always the choice is yours i don't know if we should no we need to see more it was it worked for us last time which one oh you know with emma oh yeah god damn nick wait so that was like werewolf strength yeah he's transforming i'll leave you with this remember who your friends are he's a prime minister who's looking out for you thank you i got to get going soon i got a dinner in like an hour and a half that's fine it's getting late anyway we can finish it tomorrow tomorrow now that we finished chapter four all right uh it's my turn to after a whole two and a half hours of watching you play alrighty chat uh hold on go into the game rook well actually because i think in order to save you might need to go in right for the auto save to kick in maybe queen to the main menu will work yeah try it well it's not going to be manual save just go to main menu i mean it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if it puts us a little further back and we can yeah maybe not make some kills better decisions i don't think i think there's always save though i think we'll be fine yeah i'm not too worried about it alrighty thanks chats for watching and hanging out see you later jackson you later kelly we'll see you tomorrow yeah that was fun this game was a lot of [ __ ] fun i can't wait to finish [ __ ] all right weed shop um nah i might just call it an early night we have moist esports tomorrow we are winners finals rocket league we play in points if we beat endpoint we go to grand finals this is the last eu regional of the split i believe and then it's the london major which we're already locked in for so that's going to be at 11 a.m tomorrow so i'll just go to bed early and get a good night's sleep so hope to see you all tomorrow 11 a.m eastern moist esports winners finals rocket league thanks for mimio and war thanks everyone for tuning in to everyone who donated big thank you new subs welcome aboard the sub means a lot so thanks for subbing enjoy the emotes and i hope you all have a great rest of your evening let me see who's streaming [Music] i'll send you to i'll send you to cannoli he's doing the quo well no no i don't want you guys to get any spoilers i'll send you to scoots he's doing red bed redemption alright see you tomorrow everyone you

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