The Ladies Complimenting & Flattering Craig Ferguson - Fresh New Compilation 2017 #1

I can't believe you got married I know I know I can I know I do you think that so I mean all my friends they just think you're the sexiest they're always asked me you know what you like and not like okay I keep terribly yeah Wow well I mean where did you like you would you be I hate to be a dick I'm just wondering of human could you fetch me my card away yeah thanks I want you to be in card I just want to once you get this necklace thank you very much okay thank you very much indeed I just want you to know really for real I have about 25 girlfriends who are madly in love with you who are really upset that I'm here and they're not the old please please please it's too late to suck up to me now no I think it's for you no I think it's for you no because I'm a little shy are usually comes to talk shows and things and I really didn't want to do any more talk shows but my publicist sent me some tapes of you and then I developed a small crush I see many other women have as well I kind of I think it's fascinating so you have a lot of couples have this thing where like you can have a fantasy list of people you would be like yeah yeah I was talking about entourage and I played the list girl the clothes show and that episode actually brought up a lot of stuff in our relationship because we always did have the list but then we kind of realized when you're in the business and you're meeting certain people maybe it's not appropriate to have the list because like say perhaps you were on my list why would you listen you may have been on the list Craig Ferguson and now my husband's probably watching the show like trying to see from throwing you any signs like but I don't think he's going to notice this at all really subtle oh you guys he's not going to see he's not going to know what happened oh that's what I convinced them so I'm going to point to my pad and then and then it's going too far where you go but again the point of view points to your pan doable like that well obviously yeah us too much yeah ah you are bunny now saying the last time I saw you it was in New York City and you were you been will you been doing I'm even making the return of Jezebel James exactly the return Jezebel change do you make that you Nellie no we shot it in New York ah that's why you didn't call me Eddie you called me remember yeah I get you that you call me no you were meant to go me don't you I called you don't you don't spit wet there it could be used to live down there I enjoy these fellas right there drive in the West Village call me and you totally don't judge me out you stood me up so I suppose everybody then so you've got to know I believe I've got to really yeah that's nice congratulations and I hear you have one and I've got another bone to pick with you as a very old country well you said you were not going to get married again I did yeah relied yes I like yeah I'll I'm gonna leave it right now oh you go marry yeah I know but am I not done if I'd known you were gonna get married again well I I so you we went to see me don't you owe me you bastard you don't know what happened so is like seven or eight times at night and um as well I started to follow Matt or else here's my thing about following you on Twitter right so I watch your show and I fantasize about what Craig Ferguson is doing at night so in my mind in my mind you work really hard all day you do your show I mean you were really hard all night relate at night film your show and then you go home and maybe like put on a smoking jacket and you're like watch old like Don Rickles tapes and you like you're eating a steak dinner and smoking a cigar and basically what you're twittering everyone can have their own fantasy but then I read your tweets and it's like going into the kitchen for some cheesy poof's sorry my sorry my sausage fingers made a typo and it just I feel like I get that from my husband like my husband legs of a toon wearing an Asian like you'd like me to say on the Twitter Oh putting on my smoking jacket I get nuts a guy ready to watch the old Rickles tapes yes maybe this one just one okay good thank you I really like it so will you want me to say that don't you think that I want you to take those sausage fingers of yours and I'm going to just type me a lovely papain a picture for me about what Craig Ferguson is doing at night but does not involve cheesy snacks in the kitchen please just once that's all I ask I'm not what one lovely dress you look sensational work for you really in order to sell it to me but my plan is to seduce you just be yeah I heard you're a big flirt and I like playing I really do I love it really you follow old man around look what I know I like the ones who engage bad well I died you died absolutely first I like you guys no you can't put me on this boat like that say show me what you're going to go welcome to a little bit buy me dinner and reduce just running to mush my hair come on nothing hi I'm Jeff and I'm no longer gay [Applause] that's uh pro time we got together we really did it yeah we made it happen yeah thanks Craig it's been my pleasure no it's been mine sensing some kind of sign oh I really loved every second of being here really you're faking it nope we didn't do that every woman has faked a dream for me not on your show [Applause] what is that that looks like a pile on your desk what is that yeah it's a large snake Cup because I'm insecure about my penis have you ever come across that before I've ever come across your penis well have you chested you know but you're one of the comedians that I would have had sex with I know you're a married man now so I would never do that now of course neither would you I hope and I all right I thought you were very sexy the first time I came on I did and then I thought you were sober and I was like oh forget it [Music] because that's not fun to know when your remember when you did I kicked the I believe it now what a mess suddenly you just see me when I was drunk well we're time yeah yeah no act I mean not we're not fast not fast it's okay don't be embarrassed I was excited it was perfect it was just perfect absolutely perfect if we do it again over longer no it's okay she was great I'm going to call my friends it was wonderful thank you so much you said all right so I'm pleased out here I can't get none of those do not again Jews again I'll give you money you know actually I have a same for me life ambition is pretty much done I'm gone I know I just be super I congratulate people they say fantastic shoe and the original no that's alright I find it you may want to balance them up soon as ever like it's not quite what fun food I'm thinking you'd make a great doctor here I'd love to be doctor who they never let me do it though why not I think we should I'm too I've ruined myself no I'm not mysterious enough look you're so whoa that is mysterious no no I couldn't do I don't thank me what they're in yeah really yes something you could be just like you do and that's cause you see my bum we think you have Wow having no not senior bottom but actually it wasn't your bottom I know want to see your bottom even more than I said before I thought if you know what I mean you'd be disappointed not as much as you'd be if you saw my boy i I do two in an American sort of way well I am an American I've been here 15 years now so are you a citizen yeah you log on my tattoo and everything like that say it says join or die oh you are such a badass you should come be on the sun's better you're a better yeah I have sweet attitudes do you and wear it wear this one here and other place ah I killed you are so bad

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Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 02 2017