- Hello everybody! - Welcome back to Minions. - "Minions Rise of the
Planet of the Apes." We are going to learn so much more lore. Apparently you guys
like minions lore a lot. - You guys like that one a lot. - This movie also has some Gru lore. Also knows glore. - I remember being surprised on Twitter when I saw people say that they
actually enjoyed this movie, given the quality of the last one. - I haven't seen it yet. So, this should be interesting. - We're going into it blind. This should be fun. ♪ Shiny stuff for you to see ♪ - I don't know about you, but I feel like I would've noticed that. - As per this universe's standard, nothing is inconspicuous. That's accurate to our timeline. Is that the laundromat has
like a hideout under it. - You just climb in one of the dryers. - If you wanna know how
horrible things are, just look on Google maps, how many mattress stores and
laundromats are in your area. Oh my God, not a map.
- Not a map anymore. This is the planet Namek
from Dragon Ball Z. - Dragon Ball Z from Fortnite? - Sh, mm. Goku, the hit Fortnite
character, yeah, my favorite. - Can't wait for Goku,
Spider-Man, and John Wick to catch a dub on Tilted Towers. - Ha, ha. - Let's see here. - I got me some squash,
some cucumber, and zucchini. - For all my hard work. (stone scraping) - Genuine thing, I always wonder that about like ancient crap that moves like mechanized for some reason. In like "Indiana Jones"
and movies like that. I don't understand how it works. - It's because that ancient civilization was actually far more technical, techno- They did stuff better. - The first time I saw
National Treasure 2, my like number one thought
throughout the entire movie is "how is any of this working?" - The City of Gold. - In this movie, magic
is canon, by the way. So, it's fine.
- Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, yeah. I know there's yellow
pills that are sentient, but magic now too?
- Only when it's funny. Like literally only when it's funny. - Whatever, it's the
Despicable Me universe. - I mean, yeah. They have like freeze rays and shrink guns and fart guns and- - Lots of different kinds of guns. - Gru got hit by like an ICBM in the first movie and survived. So, whatever. - Oh my God. It's the Eye of Agamotto.
- A green medallion. I don't know. - It's from Spy Kids 2 when they're in like that golden room. - Okay, so we got Doctor
Strange, Spy Kids 2, - "Elden Ring."
- "Elden Ring." Yes, it's the green
medallion from Elden Ring. - It's also a rotary phone. - Okay, it is a (laughing). - Wow, circles with circles on it. Such a unique shape we have discovered. - I wanna show you how similar it is. - Oh, that is really similar. - Almost the exact same, that is weird. (mysterious music) - He activated the crystals. Now the energy flow is off! Oh my God. - Oh, are they gonna betray the old man after he did all the work for them? - The Vicious Six has a new head honcho. - Well, yeah, that's another trope. If it's a intro unrelated to
anything and it's confusing, it's always the villain. - He's kind of the villain. - It's time for the next generation. - Why are you a crab? Okay. - That would kill him. - Yeah, it would. - But then again, we've
seen people survive nukes. - [Josiah] This is so pretty. I love this part of the movie. - Okay, it's very James Bond. I get what they're going for. - Yeah, this is very James Bond. (kisses smacking) - Hey, I got an image to uphold here. - So, I know we set
this in the last video, but is nobody questioning this. - I'm gonna give 'em this, the goggles work 'cause the 70s had the awful round sunglasses. But other than that, it
is still really weird. (intense music)
(glass clinking) (fart rumbling) (people gasping) The fact that it had so much pressure that it almost opened the doors though. That would actually kill people. - Yeah, for real. - They just enter the theater and you see a bunch of
dead bodies (laughing). (Jude laughing) This movie gets really dark, really fast. - Are we getting freeze ray? Nope, we're getting cheese ray. - Oh my God, no! It's so stupid. Why are they frozen still though? Why is no one, like- - Because the cheese immediately hardened. - That would be really heavy. - I think that's what
my colon does to cheese, stops it dead like that. - [Belle] Your interview
is tomorrow at noon. - Woo hoo! - This message will self distract in five, four, three, two- - Please tell me it actually does. Then just blows up his mom's Corvette. - This invitation is gonna explode, baby. - Explode?
(Bren laughing) - Exactly like The Incredibles. - Except the fire alarm didn't go off, which would have been even funnier. (garbled speaking) - Hello, Otto, what is it? - Now, that is the thickest-
- Whoa! - That is the most robust
Minion I have ever seen. - They like don't really
have a digestive system as we've seen, except for butts. They've all been the same
size prior to this basically. - Yeah, he's just thick. - Gotta have that trope, uh. - I think it's 'cause they needed a new, easily recognizable Minion because we already have
Bob, Kevin, and Stuart and then the rest of them
all kind of look similar. So, they had to do something
to make him look different. - I want a three-eyed Minion. - Based on the lore since
he's not in Despicable Me, he dies prior to the events of that movie. - Here comes Gru!
(Minions cheering) [Minions]
Mini-Boss! - It's a ladder. You could have just gone up the ladder. Make an elevator. - Not enough money. - Sorry, I guess when he was pouring that entire concrete layer
with actual bombs in it, he didn't have enough
money for an elevator. - No, absolutely not. - Yeah, he had enough money
for a mechanized ladder that moves like an elevator, but not- - An actual elevator. - I just killed a bug on
my water bottle straw. - You should eat the bug. - No, I'm not in the mood. - We're gonna take out
the Anti-Villain League. (loud explosion) - What is that? - With the power of my crystals, I'm gonna take out the government. - There's so much production value that the "villions"-
the villains have. I love it. - I bet they have villions of fans. - Villions of dollars. - It's like how Morbius is on Netflix now. They're gonna have a morbillion users. - When are we gonna be on Netflix? According to IMDB, we're a
TV show with four seasons. Someone in the comments,
tell me who did it, because you even split it
up by like era of our videos for the seasons perfectly and it's weird. - When you guys responded
to my help wanted ad, I was like, who are these tiny tater tots? And where did they get so much denim? (Bren laughing) - That's a good question. They must have got it from our last video with all of that denim in it.
- Yeah. The jed,
the jups - The jouch. - The jups. - The jair. - Jilverware.
- It's on the jates. (Jude laughing) - Jeck out that video. - Jitchin'. - Ah!
- Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I was just, uh- - Is that Dr. Nefario? - What do you think? - I knew it was. I'm just making content, Josiah. - But yeah, this is Dr. Nefario with the world's greenest
object in his hand right now. - It's one of those sticky hands you get it like the arcade. - It's made of Nickelodeon slime though. - Yeah, exactly. - Take this.
- Um. - If you ever get famous, remember who gave you your first gadget? - Kinda wholesome.
- Yeah, it is. They did this pretty well. - I think this movie, like we said, at the end of the original Minions video, should have just been
the first Minions movie. - Them just showing up to Gru's doorstep for a help wanted ad? If the first movie doesn't exist, that's a really funny
origin story for them. Like no explanation to that point. That's how they showed up. - [Josiah] It's like the
people who wrote lore for The Backrooms and kind of ruined how
creepy The Backrooms were because now they're explained. - I haven't read any of that,
so they still creep me out. This is like the rejected
members of Slipknot. - Yeah. - Also known as Lipsnot, anyway. - Is that a "Mad" Magazine? That's kind of funny. - [Yelling] Our proximity doesn't
require this kinda volume. (Bren laughing) - Hi, can I be a mod? - Do you do YouTube? - You ever uploaded a YouTube video? Like, no. - Come back when you've done
something to impress me. Who's next? - I am Wingman. - Whoa
- What is that button for? - That's his button.
- Why is it there of all places? - Are we about to find out? - You're about as
aerodynamic as a warhead. What are you doing? - Okay, but those are
like actually aerodynamic. - They fall in a graceful fashion. They don't fly with, you know, wings. They just kind of- - You really think that man's gonna fall in a graceful fashion? This man's about as aerodynamic as a Jeep. - A Wrangler. Wow, I said that really
country, a Wrangler. - Fun fact about Jeep Wranglers. They have roughly the same
aerodynamics as a lobster. (intense music) - I hate her top right here
because those fuzzy things are never going to be soft again after like two seconds of wearing it. - Everything looks super cartoony and then they just have like
the most 4K looking texture in the world being the fur on that coat. - And her hair, look at her hair. - These movies look like they
were made in Unreal Engine and I mean that in the worst way possible. - I actually don't hate the look of it. - No, it looks like Fortnite! - I think this movie pulls
off like the meshed art style a little bit better than the
first few that they've done. - I just think it's really funny when you see like what could
be like photo real fur. - Her skin is like basically all one like solid, smooth gradient, but her hair is like super detailed. - There's no pores in her skin whatsoever. - Where's the subsurface
scattering in Minions? (glass shattering) - Use the door! - They did. The door is still standing
there shut actually. - I have a mild complaint. "Despicable Me" felt more like a spy movie with really stupid gadgets. This is starting to get into
superhero movie territory and I'm not sure that's my favorite thing. - In my opinion, they shouldn't
have done the Vicious Six. I think it should have just
been her and Wild Knuckles. You could have maybe even made
them like date or something and it would've made a lot
more sense for the story. - It kinda reminds me of the
second Incredibles movie, which I like, but also gets kind of bloated
towards the end of it. - I think it's just 'cause they needed to make extra toys, probably. - Yes, that is 905% why they did that. Oh wow, it's a Zach Snyder movie now. Get the lens flares and the
red filter and the everything. We need a gray horned villain that says, "I will destroy you" and it'll be great. - "Doomsday" and "Apocalypse", like wow. - The same names. (car smashing) - She just got hit by an entire vehicle. - Die, literally die. That's so good. - Please work. - I appreciate the mild Mad
Max aesthetic of Gru's bike. It's kinda cool. - Up, up, up. - Yeah, the lean Minion, Why does that one have chest hair? - All Minions have chest hair. You just can't see for the overalls. - No.
- This one hit puberty. - Or is it fake? - You don't wanna know, man. - It might be fake. ♪ I've always known ♪
- What is that vehicle? - It's a van. - Yeah, V-A-G-N, van. - I don't like that. - Mm. Hm. Hm, hm. (dramatic music) Okay. Gru just got actually kidnapped, Okay.
- I mean, you know whose van that was though, right? - I mean, yeah.
- Like, it's not as creepy. It would've been creepier if
like the movie started on that and you had no idea who it was. - No, it would be creepier if the movie ended with that. - That's the cold open
I want from Rise of Gru is Gru getting kidnapped. (Bren laughing)
How? Architecture. - Why do the villains always have the most conspicuous hideouts? - Heck if I know anymore. - Jeff Bezos has like a giant yacht. Pretty hard to miss that one. - That is fair. - Yeah, Lex Luther does
have a big hideout. You're right, Josiah. - Ah!
(Gru yelling) - This is the most dangerous way you could have possibly done that. - You know what else you could have done? - He does a cartwheel onto the railing. - And breaks it. - He does like 50 flips,
breaks the railing. Then they shoot him out
and he catches him barely. - Somebody bring me a phone. (Bren and Jude laughing) - That was so fast "Phone." - You got two days or
you're never gonna see your little boss again. - Who is that? - That's Wild Knuckles. - No, I know who the character is. I mean who's talking?
- You have a Google. - That's what I'm doing. Oh, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme. That makes sense. - You can't say that on the channel. - Sorry, John (beep) Van Damme. - Thank you, that's much better. - Ah, I told you, I don't know where he
went you stupid Twinkies. (Bren laughing) Oh!
(buzzing) - How fast was that fan going? It cut his hair off. - Whoa, boy's got a bowl. - No, that's a plate. (Minion mumbling) (imitates fart) - Uh, Ladies and gentlemen. - Except it's never that clear. - Oh, sorry, one sec. - Uh now, Ladies and gentlemen. The weather is about uh degrees. You'll be cruising at an
altitude of about four. - Four what? - Four. ♪ La la la la la ♪ - Ah! (people screaming) - No, 737s are not just- - Actually that's an Airbus A320. - Do not tell me, what, no, I don't care what kind of Airbus that is? - I don't know what that is. It looks like an Airbus though (laughing). (classical music) - The seal you would get since they are always wearing goggles. You are not seeing anything. That is absolutely perfect. - That is how I want to sleep, in goggles. - Okay, I know this
plane isn't realistic now because there's also
controls behind the pilots. Like that's not a thing. - Actually.
- Not to that extent it's not. It doesn't look like this. - Oh my God, Josiah,
you better be careful. There's gonna be some guy in our comments who writes a paragraph about
his experience with planes. (Minion yelling) I've always wanted an airplane toilet to just pull me into the void. - Really?
- Yes. I love the idea of being sucked into the airplane poop void. They're dumping their poop out in the sky. - No one knows what happens to it. - The chem trails are
actually the vaporized poop. Add that to the list of my
video conspiracy theories that people might think
I believe at this point. - The vapor trails on planes
are just vaporized poop. - That and the earth is flat
and a bunch of other things. Yeah.
- That's not a conspiracy, that's a fact. - If anything happened to this channel, I'm the least hireable man in the world after saying all of this stuff. - Time to break some bones. Ah! (hand smacking)
- Flies everywhere. - Seeing them get hurt is just so funny 'cause you just know they're invincible. - Yeah, but they still experience the pain as the best parts. They're just forced to live in this limbo. - What is happening right here? - He's trying to break him in half. - What is happening right here? - He's just carrying him.
- Shopping bag. - No, no.
- We'll stop looking at that one.
- No. - Yeah, let's move on
from whatever that is. - My teaching days are over. This is my life now. - Teach us Kung-Fu, por favor? - Whoa, we got the anime eyes. That was the whole new, whoa. (Bren laughing)
Whoa. - So 8K. - Oh my God. It's the eyes you use for
us in thumbnails sometimes. It's amazing. (birds chirping) Whoa.
(Bren laughing) What is that? That's gonna be my profile picture. That's important to me. [Bren] Stop! - That's the worst. - Hey, this is how you
break into a bank vault. You drop it on a Minion. - You just throw Bob at it. - She's trying to kill them at this point. Like-
- Oh yeah she is. She's testing how invincible they are. - Where did she get that vault and how did she get it up there? - Looney Tunes. - There needs to be an
anvil to complete that. - Yeah, it has to make
like the (thunk) sound like the exact cartoon sound. - I want an actual anvil for my set. - You are ready. (Minions celebrating) - Take this. They're dead. - No, you know they're not dead. - You dropped a vault on
Bob and he was smiling. - Literally.
- This movie somehow still keeps the stakes high even though you know they're invincible. - It's because Gru is kind of the stakes. So, I don't know. - He's not a steak, he's a human. - Impressive that they managed to make a movie out of
gibberish speaking yellow orbs. - They've made about five basically. - You are old, but you're not alone. We are going to find that stone and show everybody that you still got it. - I swear to God if this is Gru's dad. - Ha, I got it. - We know how the Minions evolved, but we don't know who Gru's parents are. Very cool. - Well, we know Gru's mom. And Gru's dad died, his name was Robert. - Otto! - Yeah, like this is the part of the movie where all of like the plot lines converge. In my opinion, they could have made it a lot better. I mean, you'll see what I'm talking about, but just like- - They created the scenario of Gru not being anywhere near the
Minions, but then it's like, what are you gonna have them both do? And then they both did kind of nothing. (sirens wailing) - Anti-Villain League,
you are under arrest. - What happens to this agency by the time Despicable Me happens? - They're in Despicable Me 2. - Oh, okay. I haven't
seen that in forever. So, I was just wondering 'cause like- - That agency is the one that
what's her name works out from the second movie. - But I would've thought
when they, you know, ripped an orbital body out
of the sky and took a pyramid and a lot of the things that
they would've showed up. - Everything they've
done is a giant retcon. - You're right, I just
like painting it out in longer wordage than- - You gotta hit that word count. - This is what we get for watching the most clickable movies first. - Did you forget what time it is? (clock chiming) - No, it's about 8:20 PM on a Friday. Oh God, it's Ghostbusters. - They're gonna become furries. - Happy New Year! - [Bren] Told you. - Shut up. - Hey, you know, dragons
can still be affected by guns, right? - How often have you met a dragon, Bren? - Oh, I don't know. - See, this is what I'm saying is like all of a sudden there's magic where we had no example of
the magic happening earlier. - Except for when Wild
Knuckles got the medallion and all the spirits went in the medallion. - That wasn't showing the
abilities of the medallion in any way. - I can see how we got here. But man, this is a little different than everything else that's come before. 'Cause everything else has been like a science-based thing. - For a cartoon at least. - Yeah, like a very cartoonish science. Like it gave me kind of Johnny Test vibes, but this is like Ghostbusters
or something now. Cool. - It started out in like, you know, phase one of the MCU and now
it's magic and nothing else. - No.
- That's exactly. That's the parallel
I'm drawing with these. - We just haven't hit the multiverse yet, but we will in Minions part four. I don't know. - [Speaker] Dig down deep. Fine your inner the beast. - Wow. Why is this happening? Yeah, I agree that the
action's a lot better 'cause this is kind of funny blending like the cartoon and the anime styles. - It's really well done. It just needed a little bit
more of a smoother transition between the normal part
of the movie and the parts where they're all fighting
as alternate monsters. - Their writing is a little
weak on these movies, but everything else, like the animators do an
incredible job with what they do. - Especially like the
non-Despicable Me ones like "Sing" and all that. Those look kind of actually really bad. Then you see this where
they decided to just put all their effort into it for some reason. - Yeah, this gives me hope that maybe "Mario" won't be
the ugliest movie of all time, but you know, we'll see. (Minions yelling) - They were so annoying that they created like a sound wave to kill them. - I think that's what we do every time we like harmonize together. We fight off the stupid
comments with that sound. (Gru laughing) - Oh rats.
- Brendan. - It was funny. - We set up the movie "Ratatouille." That's all in multiverse's! (Minions singing) - Oh well, I'm sorry. - Are we having a funeral? Wait, did a Minion die? Is that what happened here? - This is Wild Knuckles funeral. - Oh wow. This is a Spider-Man movie now 'cause it ends with a funeral. No, this should have
been the plot of GTA V where he doesn't know
for a really long time that he's not dead. I just saw a ghost! (Minions yelling) It's all a conspiracy, man. - Yeah, he actually just dies
immediately after this movie and that's why we never
hear about him again. - [Minions] Big Boss!
- [Gru] Big Boss, I like that. - Ah, there it is. So, that was Nefario's plane. - And it became the Gru jet, the gret. - The grain. - Well, we did it. We did what you guys asked. - We're done.
- Yeah. We're never uploading any more videos. - Nope, this was the last one. - Yeah, make sure you subscribe so you don't see our next video. - Yeah.
- Yeah, don't do that. - I feel like we said
most of our feelings, like during the movie. - I didn't say all of my feelings, Josiah. - I don't want to hear
all of your feelings Jude. - You and everyone else. - Definitely watch our Minions video, not this one, the other one. The other one was good, but
this one's also gonna be good. - Have a day.
