Megamind 2 Ruined A Cult Classic

hi hi hello welcome to Mamon as of four days ago this exists cool this movie was created as a pilot to the new TV show mega mind rules that is made for babies I've heard really good things about this the audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes is astounding okay okay that's enough of that hello loyal viewers like me you probably never thought this day would come who's the voice cuz it's not it's not will Ferell which is understandable no not what you think they're going to hire will frell for the Mega M babies TV show yes until I totally kicked his butt yep we've seen it trust me we've all seen it hey look how that looks better they were brave for just randomly putting the actual movie footage in my greatest challenge was yet to come the Doom Syndicate that's a really dumb name Mega versus the Doom Syndicate Batman versus Superman this feels like Paw Patrol already I knew it was only a matter of time before the Goof fish gang tried to steal the diamond and trusted poy on loan from the Beijing water Palace what yeah I knew for a fact that the Goof fish gang would try to steal the diamond encrusted koi on on loan from Beijing water I knew that I was just sitting around on a Wednesday night thinking hey you know what I bet pretty soon the Go Fish gang is going to try and steal the diamond crusted Coy on loan from the Beijing Palace diamond and crust I got you perfect we're going to put it in the movie It's the old evil me would have done way back in the day sir way back in the day was just 2 days ago this is 2 days after the first two entire days after the first movie which was a brave Choice due to a ceasing assist order from popular fast food chain Mr minions meatles Mega mine gave me a new name old chum was that just super passive AGG what just happened it's for the SEO so when you want to go buy a Minion toy you can type in old chum so you don't get the yellow pills from um illumination our competing brand the fact that they're acknowledging that is kind of hilarious not for long H apex predators are a whole why do their faces look worse than they normally do this isn't real DreamWorks this is like basically their Disney Tunes equivalent that hurts it's been around for a while though like um the boss Baby TV show on Netflix that came out like years ago the also all the spin-off shows that have absolutely sucked but yeah cuz no one's ever watched them aside from babies they like the original movies better after them wao wao wo you just skipped like 15 of the you guys are all wet let's finish them off oh no they're wet wa guys Mega m is wet now he's not going to be able to fight us he's he's dead now he's dead you know that fish tank would be a lot more deadly if they added an electric charge to the water yeah see that would be threatening and and that's something the first movie might have done water in the hole it's a water oh okay you made a fish is it going to devour them violently and their blood's going to come out God I hope so sir those bystanders are about to get squished didn't move they made minion act like the freaking radio from Tonka scar CH those bystanders are about to get crushed that movie is so good make sure you watch that video guys it's amazing hey look a green portal they could have just left him in there for all eternity no but they have to go to jail because this show loves police oh I love that I love the whole vigilante is like directly cooperating with the police department see the title for this video now Mega Mine 2 is copaganda Mega mine stands for the establishment as always real thing I hate is that he's kind of good at being a superhero already going from villain who doesn't care about anything to superhero would be harder than just like you're going to jail now cuz I don't like you chum my friend yes sir fix brainbot 227 I swear to God if Chum is the villain I'm going to shoot myself that would be too Nan and interesting if he felt underappreciated and like joined with whatever group is against him like I would have seen that it'd be like Dr nefario where he got bored of being good crime continues to plunge since Mega mine saved Metro City from the clutches of evil it just looks like they're out of sync when they're talking oh that's like actually a common thing um even when you watch it on peacock which by the way I hate peacock I had to make an account to watch this and it was worse than using the Amazon Prime app is awful it was so bad there's nothing on there oh you could watch the office at WWE I hate peacock I think everyone at peacock should themselves oh my God it's about to be Mount coock don't worry they're mering a Paramount plus apparently but I get Paramount Plus for free with my Walmart Plus subscription so what's going to happen then dude it's going to be the plus plus subscript then you get Hulu Plus and Disney plus and ESPN plus so it's the Plus+ plus plus I can't wait to watch SpongeBob rulse drag race and mega mine rules I get forced to watch Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders on Paramount plus sometimes three four shows on these two Services they also have some of the Transformers movies I want to point out the rest of them are in HBO yeah oh I'm sorry Max I have to go to Max to watch Doctor Who unless I want to watch the OG Doctor Who which is on BBC I player that I get through a VPN or if I want to watch the brand new Doctor Who which is on Disney plus I want to point out I went to watch all of the X-Men movies and I had to watch some of them on Paramount some of them on Hulu some of them on oh yeah Hulu which owned by Disney plus but they're still different Disney owns X-Men and yet I had to go to five different platforms to watch all of the X-Men movies I hate streaming I have so many streaming apps but hey it's cheaper than cable no it's not no it's not anymore it used to be if you want to watch sports God forbid it's like $70 a month now like YouTube TV I don't think they have like NBA or whatever but then Hulu live has like the one sport that isn't on YouTube TV so if you're a fans of multiple Sports you have to get Hulu live for like $80 and YouTube TV for like $80 and if you want local channels you have to get an antenna and screwed into the back of your TV this show is endemic of the nightmare that is streaming now you just realized you've lost all interest in your job and you're going through the motions other than that slam dunk ew e e ew go away who are you why are you here you're like four she's a main character now she spawned in from the the freaking concrete sidewalk she just and then rose up this is our um gen Z audience surrogate character cuz we needed that told you actually no this isn't Z this is Alpha yes absolutely except she runs a website like she's a millennial follow my blog spot everyone runs their own individual domains where they post content like I Carly and you are KO Marita president of Mega mind's number one streaming online fan club Mega watch he was a villain two days ago how did you already make that development time and she's about to say that she has 500,000 people watching her live stream no no no you don't it's been 2 days right yet the the entire city is rebuilt remember at the end of mega mind the movie there was a time jump they built him the statue and everything so the city was already cleaned up in the movie that's weird because she she's like you just beat Titan so there was a time Jump and this is after the time Jump but then also they're acting like it what what jump be a good assistant and deal with this for me W I don't remember him being this like mean to minion in the first movie yeah no mega mind and Minion did have like that little breakup yeah but then they were like really good friends after that are we supposed to like this version of mega mind cuz I don't then I suppose this is one of those smarty pants phones with a calculator built right in why is Mega M stupid I don't know oh this is one of those SM you make like lasers and crap to fight people with that firmly reestablished let's go get some churros stop walking so slow he took like six steps right there and made it like 3 ft we part now on friendly terms so we're doing the breakup again I hereby call this meeting of the Doom Syndicate to order this looks like all the villains from Incredibles 2 that were all bright and colorful and obnoxious bomb Voyage andon the lava that the that the first robot fell into lady the Duke of Darkness the broken NightLight in your cold bedroom again great opportunity for a minion to have joined them he felt accepted with them and felt treated as an equal and adds some Stakes to this because Mega mind's like crap now there's villains and my buddy wants to join them cuz I'm treating him like crap something interesting about these villains is you know mega mind and metroman crashed to Earth from another planet which is why they have superpowers and our mutants yeah the rest of Earth was normal right and who the flip are these people yeah I was think about that where did they come from uh well one of them came from the center of the earth the girl in the middle could be from like Wisconsin for all I care and that guy's French and that's his whole thing is that he's French raise your hand if you also think Mega mine left you in charge I do so meind was associated with this group he used to be their leader after he got out of villain School those things that totally existed in the cannon previously I refuse to believe this is the same mega mind this is like some MCU different Universe mega mind no this is just the trash verse the Multiverse adness hello darkness my old friend uh cool he uses a lack of light to I guess grab people you see the lack of photons around his waist area is going to yank him down later on I believe Mega mine shines a flashlight at it and it disappears oh my God we'll show ourselves and she can make tornado cool okay wow you had to open the door to bust through the wall to not use the door but if they broke out of the main prison they'd have to break two walls and that's just a little too much Stokes doesn't begin to describe it Fright Night get this he now wants to be called night night why does everybody in this movie change their name the minion one was funny and I get why we're like three in who else is going to change their name before the end of the movie make a mind people are going to Google toys for this and they're not going to know what to type the entire city thinks you are a hero it's messed up and I love it I think the VA is for the villains are the worst vas yeah Mega M's new voice you can get used to it pretty quickly it's kind of like the rodri swap where everyone was mad at it but like you just get used to him after watching it for 5 minutes or whatever the villains are like I'm evil yeah I can talk in a deep voice yeah I'm evil except you're already doing a better voice it's dark it's mysterious I love it and only pretending to be a hero play along is this true I'm only prepared to pretending to be a hero don't tell Brendan oh what don't tell Brendan I'm a hero now okay is this true you know people talk not to mention turning evil and throwing lightning at everybody Gale it's lady Doppler now that's so much more lame than Gail somehow cuz I'm a radar cuz every time she goes past you she goes oh also I want to show y all something is there something better than this check out all of the lightning effects for lady Doppler available on this website that a lot of YouTubers use to get their visual effects assets it was better than this 100% chance of do get over not being a weather woman anymore like no one cares I'm sorry I have to do this but why it's uh it's a safety drill we're making this for the kids at home so they know what to do in case a real villain comes into the bank you know how that happens every time I go to the bank mega mind comes in somebody's breaking into the Vault again Mr Mayor we have to trust him we're still cleaning up after the last time Mega mine saved the city I can see the tower back there that broke in half they took screenshots of the mega m movie of the with the city so that they could use back in the background look at that look at that framed picture of the building he is in it's like having a picture of your house in your house I want that now I want that I'm sure the weird fans would love to have a picture of this building hanging up right behind us so they can know exactly where we are wow where did dox yourself Mr Mayor W Let's Go Blue grippers we got right up in there there's an even more detailed shot of his feet later in the movie by the way why are they so flat we texted some old friends who just broke out of prison they should be here any minute these dances look a lower quality than fortnite Emos yes also we texted some friends who broke out of prison good thing they got their old phone numbers back on their way out of prison they tell The Syndicate I'm really a hero and not a villain pretending to be a hero this could get ugly quick nobody tell anybody that I'm not a villain anymore darn it Brendan can't hear me cuz I'm on the phone oh hey dude when you get here get back here can you imagine dressing up as a fish yes and being like yeah I'm a bad guy first thing I do after breaking out a prison fish I had to find my fish costume and my cell phone with my old numbers on the way out two most important things die yo yo we got to get the Schneider shot in this freaking peacock original feet say the word and I'll get started you won't regret this new sir no personality he was Nelson from Silicon Valley like one of the most popular best HBO shows of all time bad Life Choices I have to find a way to take them all out at once last night take out what take out whom set up a trap for them already dehydrate them yeah giant room full of spikes that was in the last movie I don't know throw them in there do something phase two is an ingenious plan I had an energy force field would ENT trap air and protect the populace from g-forces as rock Pockets built beneath the city would carry it up to and safely land on the moon what is evil about this plan uh he's moving kidnapping an entire city safely though like very safely I love that he's like we got to make sure we we take care of them yeah we got to make sure nobody dies but we're just going to take him to the to be fair he was awful at being evil all of his evil plans were like inconvenience beam I'd like to point out he couldn't plug in a toaster earlier but he devised successfully a plan to safely transport an entire city to the Moon toasters aren't evil he's only smart with evil technology yeah who said you could use my favorite mug don't forget what was that got to put that mug down yeah and then Glide across the room I think she takes like one whole step in this cycle right here this is the first time somebody's actually moved when they walked in this movie Titan was just one villain this is a whole Syndicate of them four people four people who are are bad at their jws one of them can be a rock this is like suicide squad where everyone sucks wow Donut coffee oh uh new sir this is my old boss previous sir I go by Mr donut now fourth name change in the movie Mr donut D I just think changing one's name is very funny like ha you're in witness protection are we all told me some pretty great things about you H guilty is charged aren't we urgently preventing the end of atrocity like right now goodbye old friend just do me one favor be happy oh there's almost emotions in this scene just like the the slightest amount of almost emotional Nuance this almost felt like a movie yeah I'm really a good guy a hero hey what if rock guy became rocks and then escaped the BR prison is so cool what happened what if she used her her weather and lightning powers to break the robot they can't they're they're in the Porta prison what if Darkness guy used darkness and harnessed it to uh do anything no they're in the pora prison what if he hypnoti P prison is so awesome that it cannot be broken out of except for when it's about to glitch out in 2 seconds the only thing strong enough to break the Porta prison is itself the villain superpower who could be defeated by oh my God I'm disappearing now I can't tell you how long I've waited for thisy Chum I didn't know it was you who else walks around in a robotic gorilla suit with a fish for a head who you know um there's uh Thomas yeah British people do that this is actually London you can tell by the way it looks like Chicago in New York how you doing old chum r soul but how are we going to do that when they have all your toys they're half wit we're full wit finally you realize that they could play this at Guantanamo Bay and it would be effective we're going to want to make a supply run I know where we can go I thought dang it I really wanted it to be thing city also that is not 500,000 sare ft no it's not unless it's like a mile long that way that looks smaller than the CVS we went to earlier for real one aisle of shelves deep that place sucks yeah the back wall is right there no thermal lasers no giant robot suits no polarity reversal there's no polarity reversal so no matter what you do it's going to be out of pace got to figure this out if we're going to live on the Dark Side of the Moon together H let me guess leadership squabble is this the first thing that feels like something Megamind would do in the entire movie oh you're saying mega mind going to Walmart wasn't in character it's everything City launch sequence initiated he can't remote in and stop the evil plan or control his brain Bots and come take them over he couldn't have come and disabled that control panel at any time throughout before this like when he claimed to forget the password he couldn't have well yeah but then that would be the last 45 minutes of this godforsaken movie darn code I'm going in code good luck and code try not to get zapped this is making me sad cuz now I don't ever want to watch the original movie like at right now that's how I feel I just I'm so like mad that I don't want to watch that movie I'm more mad at peacock than I am at the actual thing that they made this could have been so good we could have had a wonderful sequel to a very good movie instead we got this it could have been mid no it's just bad keep the bad animation keep the other voice actors whatever maybe hire someone who's funny to write it exactly now the ball is in our court tennis anyone k a u g h m i Dy comedy yeah preparing City to launch feel like the engines would be ready a little further away than 9 seconds out that 4 3 2 1 Four 3 2 1 3 2 1 2 1 no no no one launch there goes the last second you can actually see that one in there the hexagon one you can see it oh my God what did they get the city off of Google Images probably why are there skyscrapers for 880,000 miles in every cuz this is a big city but they're only taking the one little neighborhood oh look now they're all going to die because of the air pressure he's getting away he's running so slow that looked awful wow that's it's falling really fast it's probably going to hit the ground soon isn't it uh you know probably notth no fall for kill him trick just kill him now that truck was going 800 M an hour what rock sand would have died no that truck is perfectly intact the GeForce wouldn't have murdered her or anything no the truck has like anti-g forces in it because the city is falling therefore it doesn't weigh as much the the seat is like on like a robot arm that like jerks it back and like eases the motion of the crack good Lord do you realize how far i' have to yank you back to avoid they she'd be like behind the truck reaching terminal velocity warning at this point the g-forces of turning the engines on would kill everybody nope it was already slowing down before that happened CU of all the air that was under it it was like an air cushion I'm so glad that when it was launching up in independent of the earth the earth didn't move at all underneath it so when it came back down well yeah it's cuz the Earth is flat and always stands in the same spot exactly yeah it just went right back down into that disc-shaped Earth no it's not even a it's square like a map yeah EXA that's why maps are square they're squ everything outside of the one by one is a lie exactly are you kidding you put the city backwards okay okay that's funny yes bad guys look out for them elves Heroes look out for each other the Arc of the first movie was him learning how to go from Evil to good and the Arc of this movie is him learning how to go from slightly less good to slightly more good that logo has never looked so bad uh go watch the better mega mind video we did on the first mega mind um please click off this video so I can be released from my mortal hell have day

Channel: Microwave Society

Views: 403,882

Keywords: Comedy, commentary, funny, reaction, MWS, Microwave Society, Megamind, megamind 2, megamind rules, the doom syndicate, button of doom, old chum, minion, Roxanne, Will Ferrell, Jonah hill, Tina fey, reboot, sequel, bad sequels, straight to dvd, direct to video, peacock original, worst movies, search for the worst, cringe movies, Dreamworks

Id: JexHQ8hqlZM

Length: 22min 55sec (1375 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2024