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- Hello, everybody. - Welcome to "Cloudy With A Chance Of Memes 2". - [Josiah] If the studio can milk this movie for a sequel, so could we. - I saw this movie on Redbox one time and I forgot it so this is gonna be basically the first time I've seen it. - I remember nothing about it because I spaced out and started playing games on my phone. - If I remember correctly, it feels like dad joke the movie, like everything is a pun. Let's get into this. (majestic music) Oh my God it's the big bang. - Not the big bang, it's a statue. - Actually it's a banana. - Oh. - This has Dreams vibes in the worst way possible. - Yeah I saw that strawberry and got flashbacks. - This is another video by a few people. - Four people exactly. - No three people and then a British person. - [Flint] My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor, just like my hero. - Why are we getting a recap of who he is? - Because they have to add a new character to his backstory because this movie was not in the original plan for the series. - Yeah, like what if we added, oh, who is that? Adam from "MythBusters". - Adam Savage. - Adam Savage, yes. - [Narrator] The Wonderful World of Science with your host Chester V. - [Crowd] We love you Chester V. - Oh, there's so many kids. - What is he holding? - The only non-human character in this movie. - [Jude] Why does this look like we play? The way they're moving and the scene and everything, how static it all is. - This is fine to me. - That's exactly what I thought of. - Yeah, 'cause it's just the same model copy and paste it with different skin tones, hair and shirts, exactly. - [Bren] Yeah, that is the same exact face. - Anyway this is just recapping the first part of the movie, like the first movie. - We just watched it. - He made food, food make big, big gulp. Food go boom, now he's dead. - Or is it? - It shows the machine dead but then the eye just open, it's like (bellows). - That's how I wake up every morning, one eye just (bellows). - The eight minutes since we saved the world, I've had time to reflect. - No you haven't. - I hate sequels that pick up the minute after the last movie stops because it feels like all their stakes and all the work they went through is just pointless. - I think it's fine as long as you actually planned for it to happen. - But in this case, because the first movie was a single package and not supposed to be a really long story, this makes it feel like a really long story. - Helicopter. No, you know what that is? That was one of those Nerf footballs that you throw in the backyard. - You're right. - Also is that a hexagonal shape rotor? That doesn't work. Is it one of the foam ones that has a massive bite taken outta the corner of it for some reason? - That's exactly what it is. - I want one of those from my set. Someone send one to me, don't. - Yeah somebody take a bite out of a Nerf dart and send it to Jude. - No, I want you to take a bite out of a Wilson NFL size leather football and send that to me. It's just flat. (door crashing) Really, that sound? - Yeah the like the default crowd sound effect that I believe is an iMovie. I think that's literally in iMovie. - Did the budget go up or down for this movie? - Yes. - Okay. - To assist in the cleanup in containment of the leftovers all over the world, you are going to join me at Live Corps and help us make the world a better place. - We're all behind you. - Are you guys sure? - Actually most of you are in front of him. - That guy with the beard on the right is just me in like 20 years. - That's you in five years. - That depends on whether I ever find love Brendan. - Sir, I've taken care of everything. The locals have been evacuated, - Splendid, and the inventor? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so this hologram is sentient? I thought it was just a projection of him. Like I thought he was pulling a Tony Stark. This is just weird, what? - No, this is like a copy of him that's a hologram. It's like an AI type deal. - Okay like Elon Musk in like five minutes he's just gonna create 50 versions of himself with AI and they're all gonna be annoying. - He's Palpatine. - I also think it undermines the first movie where Flint was both the hero and the villain of the movie in a way, 'cause he created his own situation that he had to get out of. So I think that was really good writing. This is like the kid's movie plot where there's a twist. - Well, this is me. Good luck with your new job guys. - Good luck Flint Lockwood. - Break a leg Flint. - Bye. - Adios. - Wait, did Brent get outta the chicken? - Oh yeah, you're right, he's in normal clothes. - How would he get out? - I really want the scene of him going to the doctor and them sawing the chicken off like a cast. - Surgically removes his chicken exterior. - Just taking the chicken off really slowly. - Imagine how sweaty he's been in there. - Yeah he had people sign his chicken like a cast. - I'll be your welcome ambassador. Soy latte? Caffeine patches are available 24 hours. - Caffeine patches. That's just from "Meet The Robinsons". - I believe they were the same distributor at least. But they aren't the same universe. - The crossover we all knew we needed- - No we didn't. - We did, the- - - No. - The crossover we all know we need. - Don't make this a thing. - Can we stop having cinematic universes. (hammer banging) Another science movie with a commentary on capitalism, I didn't see that coming. - I think it's become such a trope to critique capitalism in kids' movies that a lot of writers don't realize they're doing it. - Yeah it's becoming a meme, the amount of times kids' movies have been like, "Ooh it's bad." Like yeah. - The biggest company in the world is actually bad, what? - Can we have a kids' movie about an Amazon warehouse. - Most entertaining and engaging movie. - Ooh all the hexagons on the wall are different. They really just took the OSS Building from "Spy Kids 3" and scaled it up for this entire movie. - Everybody get to your hexagons. - [Josiah] This is even more hexagonal than that movie. - What were you welding? Man just made an actual portal gun. - He was welding a circle. - Yeah, on a circuit, what? - This looks like one of those kids' electronics kits. - It really does. But he's using a literal welding iron or whatever they're called. Yeah welding torch. So is the premise of this so far that he's coming up with all these ideas and he has the money for it but then they're just gonna capitalize off his ideas and not really credit him? - Why do you think they would show the island at the beginning of the movie and then have him be like, "Our evil plan," and then show the invention coming back to life. That's what this movie surrounds. - Yeah, this is a subplot. - God, I wish this subplot wasn't so boring. - Invisible coffee table. (dad yelling) - Flint. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. He found out how to turn the firmament layer off from our flat earth? He did it, he turned off the projection. Literally just turned off the sun. We're gonna make like one fan who's a flat earther really happy apparently. - His dad was reading "Moby-Dick". - [Together] Chapter one, "Call Me Ishmael". - Celebrate. (loud crashing) - Oh my God. - Colors. - I would kill him right then and there. - If anyone celebrates my birthday like this I'd end them. - There's a camera, why is there a camera there? - Yeah it's to record- - His stomach, according to where the lens is pointing. - It's a really wide angle lens that has a zoom on it. - Also it just like leaves. - Oh yeah, it's gone. You're never seeing that again. - Yo it falls out of the building apparently because there's a wall right there. - Yeah, it's literally just gone. - It went to a different plane of existence. - We shall release the new Live Corps Food Bar version 8.0. - Any food that has a number on it makes me not wanna buy it. - Introducing pizza 2.0 from Dominoes. - Pizza from Dominoes? - It sounds like something they'd do, they pretend they're high tech. - It would be the most mid pizza ever. - I mean, yeah, it's already the most mid pizza. - I feel like Little Caesars could have a number attached to it and I wouldn't think anything of it 'cause it's Little Caesars. - I don't mind Little Caesars. - Here's the thing with Little Caesars, it's like I can tolerate it, but if I think about it too long, it tastes like they took the box the pizza was in and then put the sauce on that. - Domino's thin crust is good. - If I wasn't like celiac, I'd be able to enjoy this. - Yeah well that's why you have to eat the food bar 8.0. - Wow, is it gluten, dairy and pain free? - I can't guarantee pain. - It is not pain free, but it is gluten and dairy free. - Our newest Live Corps Thinkquanaut is. - What do you think it's gonna be? What do you think it's gonna be? - Definitely not him. - No, of course not. - McCallahan for inventing a zero emission car that runs on cute. - It runs on cute. What does that mean? - There's just a cat always in the car. - Yeah, it's like starving in the car. - When you run low on fuel, you just go in there and you pet it. - You have to clean out the litter box in your car. - (snarling) That's the gas tank. - Look where the gas cap is and look where the trunk is, that cat is just in the trunk. - Yeah, it's under the seats right there. - The litter box is in the trunk and then the way you refuel your car is you feed it from the gas cap. - That would smell so bad all the time. - Don't worry about it. - Celebrate. - No, no, no, no. - Whoa. (ball exploding) - That was the most obvious Wilhelm I think I've ever heard. - They didn't even mix it, they just like dropped it in on their timeline and just left it. - That was zero DB, like full volume Wilhelm. That was ridiculous. - Someone who's smart but still naive. Someone who idolizes me. - Where do your hands come from? - Based on this, he has like six joints. - [Bren] Perfectly hexagonal fingers. - Oh my God. - That man can just tighten bolts with his hands. - No, no, the inside is a circle so it's a nut. - You're a nut. - And your friends, we take the boat. We can go fishing every day. - Look at Steve in background. - Yeah, he's there for people like you and children because otherwise you'd be bored out of your mind right now by this conversation. - If they have to do that, they should realize this movie is actually boring. - But we have to have this touching father son talk. - In the first movie, everything was memorable. I don't remember the last five bits hardly because they were just like, oh. - I'm afraid I have something very important to discuss with you. - What aspect ratio is that? - It's hexagon. - This is like 500 pixels, this is 500 pixels. - It's 500x6. - His actual picture is 16x9 but it's just cropped. - That's a reasonable answer, shut up. - We don't do that. - Why isn't he a hologram right now? - It's the hologram on the screen. - That's so pointless, just record a video. - You're pointless. - With you. - They really said an Nintendo 3DS. - No that that's a Nintendo 4DS - Yeah, that's why she had to hold it like really firmly straight on so the 3D would work, otherwise it would be like all blurry and bad. - [Narrator] If they succeed and get to the mainland, they will destroy monuments all around the world. - The reason they're going to the monuments is because - They're gonna turn into an energon source. - Can get energon and you can summon the entire planet of Cybertron from a random Chicago building. It was put there by our ancestors to get Chicago to summon Cybertron. That's the plot of a real movie I spent money to see in theaters but- - Please don't tell me that is another USB. - The BS USB. - Oh my God. This is so stupid. They really just reused the worst parts from the first movie. - Yeah. - It's like, yeah, we want the puns and the USB stick. - Yeah but the thing is in the first movie they acknowledged the puns weren't funny. That was part of the entire joke in the first movie was that like Flint is not a funny guy, he's just awkward. I would love Earl to be in this movie. It's just nothing happening in this movie feels organic. So railroaded. - We got all the characters let's move on. - Wow. Please run into the dock, please just crash right into the dock. Take every boat with you. - Flint, if you are going home, so am I. - I'm glad the boat has tires, that way when you roll it onto land, it'll roll. - Exactly, it's for when you get a flat. - When you get a flat, what part of the boat is gonna be flat? - The hull. - That's how the Titanic sunk. One of the tires was flat. - Didn't you read Titanic? You know that movie. - The hit audio book Titanic. - I can't wait for the narrator to describe the boat sinking. - Starring Leonardo DaVinci. - But other than that, it looks like a perfectly normal, fresh, delicious strawberry. - It looks like the aliens from "Chicken Little" just the spacing of the eyes and everything. - [Bren] Yeah if you turn it over it's just one of those. - If you guys want us to watch chicken little, let us know 'cause I actually love that movie. (strawberry mumbling) (Flint yelling) - Did it just say uwu. Did it just uwu? - It sounds like uwu, but it's not. - That that is just uwu. It's en-woo. E-N dash W-O-O according to the captions that we do not have turned on right now. - I don't care , that's that thing said uwu. - The uwu plant has lost living privileges in my book. - Put it down. - Look at him. (Flint yelling) - I want a one hour loop of that. - Somebody audio stretch Flint screaming. - Yes, there you go. No. - Do strawberries poop? - No. - They do in this movie later on. - What, what? What? - We better get a move on before we run into any more of these creatures. - Yep there it is, they're all gonna pog. - Uwu and pog in this movie, I hate it. - Why are there hippos? What is that, why do you have teeth? - Oh. - Why is the pointy side of the teeth facing the other way, what? Is that a green onion brontosaurus. (Jude humming) - It's enough to make a grown man cry, but not this man. Get back in there tear. - I remember that being the only line people quote from this movie ever. - This like looks cool and stuff, but there's no attachment to it, it's just so obvious that everything in this movie was just like taped on. - I hate to think of the amount of puns that got cut out of the script. - I don't think any of them got cut out, I think they just let everything happen. - There's a leek in the boat. (Jude chuckling) - That is the only part of this movie I quote. - It would be fine if that was one of the three puns that were made in this movie. - Yeah, if that was the only one, but you just made 65 puns in a row. - Hey guys, down this alley. - Oh no, dead end. - That was funny. - Yeah, it is but. - Also Swallow Falls Alleys, building quality alleys since 1973. You do know that alleys are a lack of buildings? - What they do is they put like the dumpsters and the random trash, and needles on the ground. You know, they decorate it all nice. - Namaste. - Chester V, you're here. - That's right young Lockwood. - I swear this guy gives me the vibe that he has like a katana over his bed. - Yeah, but it's a holographic katana - He doesn't even own the katana, it's just fake. - It's an NFT katana that's holograms. - Don't say those words together, that hurts so bad. - Oh boy, holographic meatloaf. - My anime girl mouse pad doubles as an NFT, get on my level. - I think it's the worst thing you've ever said. - It is. - Step away from the berry madam. - That orange hairy lady scared the jam outta him. - You know the feeling I got where I smelled your fish soup? I basically have the exact same emotional feeling watching this as I did smelling your fish soup. - Well good thing we're almost halfway through the movie already. - We're only halfway through the movie? (both laughing) - En-woo. - Tim's Boat. He named his boat Tim's Boat. - I would name my boat Tim's Boat. - Brendan's boat. Wait, no it's your boat? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, just Tim, Tim's Boat. - I know a place where I can get something to eat. - Oh wow, that caterpillar on his face is angry. - Are you okay Jude? - No. - You were (yelling). - [Bren] You wanna know what I wanna know? Why is his thumb that long? - He's that guy on TikTok who sticks at his thumb and it goes out? - Oh no. No, I hate that guy, I hate that guy. - Remember the ancient Chinese proverb. (speaking foreign language) Stew offered by a bully is poisoned broth. - No, I wish you wouldn't have translated it, I wish you would've just kept it. - He just never explains it. - Just like traditional Mandarin and then just never, ever, ever translate it. That's so much funnier. - You guys are gonna love "The Master Of Disguise" when we watch that movie in about two weeks, make sure you're subscribed for that. - It's killer - Killers too. - See, we thought it was the bananas that we're gonna split them, but really it's the scientist. - Shut. - Notice how I'm saying the scientist 'cause I can't remember his name. - Wait, yeah what's his name? - We'll never know. - Hold, we're like almost an hour and a half in and I have no idea what his name is. - I actually can't remember. It's like something V. - Dr. V maybe. - Whoa. - Where did this bioluminescent monkey just appear from? - Masking transition. - Oh, oh, oh you can see it just pop in. - Yeah because look under, if you can see the frame where she's supposed to be there under his neck and she's not. - Look at his back, how it's a really sharp edge instead of being blurry like it should be 'cause he's out of focus. Oh no. - Okay guys, we're here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, that is not for you. All right, let's get to it. - I love this. - It's such a different vibe than the rest of the movie. - This is what the first movie feels like, like this is something that movie would've done. - It's called fishing. - Oh. - Yeah, they all snap to it like cows looking at wheat. - And then now they suddenly know how to fish, and play harmonica. - Yeah all that air that they have. - No, no, even more than the air, they don't have lips to play a harmonica. - That's why he's just biting it. - The light still. - Bren I hate that you can make that face with your body. - Taco Dial Supreme. (taco growling) - Holy guacamole. - Jude it's a supreme. - It's supreme because it's a Taco Bell taco apparently. - Oh my God, Nachos BellGrande. - If you make another pun, I'm gonna buy you a Supreme fanny pack that I'm gonna force you to wear in every video around your chest. - Oh I will, I'll do it. - Keep soup in it it and you just. - No, you just keep a bunch of cheesesitz in there. - Yeah. - That's more Bren's style is to keep cheesitz and crap in there randomly. - Yeah, but it's not like even in a bag, it's just in the fanny pack with all the dust and hair. - You're not even gonna put a coffee pot liner in there to keep it all clean? Oh, it wasn't being harmful, it was just being protective. I've never heard this bit in a movie before. - Now you get the plot of the movie. - Not only does this movie discuss capitalism, but now he's discussing animal cruelty, we're being mean to the food. I will eat it. - The first word that came to mind while watching this is plastic, just the word plastic this entire movie. - Butter. (both laughing). - Okay, that was good. It's the only good bit in the whole movie. Butter. - Which it just melts. - Now you are acting weird, I'm in no mood for this. - I've never seen this trope in a movie before. - It's right behind me isn't it? - Yeah when the monster very well could have killed them while they were standing there and talking like an idiot. - Food is bad. - I feel like I've seen this exact scene in another movie but I don't know. - Hold on, it's the Jurassic World thing where he's like (heavy breathing), and then the dinosaurs are like, "Oh God, his hand's out, "I better stop killing people." This is one of those burger king burgers where they mash every ingredient from their entire restaurant into one burger and then wonder why people have like diseases. - Okay, here's the dumb part of the movie. Well, I mean the whole movie's dumb, but here's like the worst thing in this movie, in my opinion. - No, it appears she doesn't like Live Corps, the food creatures know something we do not. - Oh, it's evil. - It's an anagram. Not really, it's just backwards but. - Magnificent. - I think this looks cool, but they're probably gonna ruin it by saying exactly what we are seeing on the screen in just a second here. - Yeah they're gonna be like, "Wow, it's a cave full of colorful crystals "that my laser is pointing towards." - Every single astrology girl saw this scene and like died instantly. - The crystals, bro. - Whoa. (machine beeping) - Look how cute they are. - It's cuz they're just a squish mellow Bren, like literally just a squish mellow. - [Bren] But look at their little faces. - They are also the period underscore period face in the best way possible. - Except they're all smiling. - And you hold them over the fire and they scream. - What? I wanna microwave one. - Sam was right, actually I'm not doing a good thing. - Wow morality. (glass shattering) So you had all of this equipment here to steal the FLDSMDFR. - But he needed Flynn to find it 'cause he couldn't find it. - He had a mechanical arm set up above. There was a storm that told you where it was. It's on the island. - But he needed Flynn to find it Jude. - Flint is so irrelevant to this entire plot. - Yeah, just like he is irrelevant to the writers who needed to make another movie somehow. - And needed to make Flint suck in this movie for some reason. - It's the "Cars 2" of the "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs". - That would be if Brent became a US government spy for no reason. - Yeah, but Flint became it knowing it at least, so we have that half. - Brent is just Boris Johnson. - I told to (mumbling). - This is the really dumb epiphany number two. - [Narrator] Food comes out the bottom. It's saying en-woo and I'm en-woo. - Flint was en-woo the entire time. Can't believe en-woo is real. - So are you telling me that all of these food creatures know and have been waiting for him to come back? - He's God to them. - The only reason they're aggressive is 'cause they had the Live Corp backpacks on. - They came in to help. We all did. It's time to let us. (Josiah giggling) - No. Oh my God. - This is stupid. - Can anything in this movie not be a pun? - I could cast you up into that unfinished part of the factory. Should be a piece of cake. (majestic classical music) - Stop, stop with the puns. - See giant fishing rod that's gonna fling him away. That is their idea. - And then they have to have the happy montage of him going to kill the guy who's bad or whatever. - Yeah, I don't know what's up with this millennial music they're playing over this montage. - It sounds like the VRBO vacation service commercial music, - Sandy beaches, save money with VRBO. Rather die than hear one of their ads again. - Yeah, that was like the big moment for the dad there, that's why they had him teaching those cucumbers how to fish. - You know what? The big moment for dad was when he learned how to use a computer mouse. See that was so much funnier than him swinging a fishing rod around and then flinging his son on a rocket into the sky. - That was his peak. He peaked at learning how to use a computer mouse. - That sequence of him like spinning it, lasted like a full minute for some reason. - Computer mouse, mechanical fishing rod sending his son into the sky, huh? - Chester let them go. - Oh, don't worry Lockwood, I'll let them go. Right into my super size food bomb machine. - This is so convenient for him. That he tied them all up in a ball and there's a giant meat grinder under where he can drop them. - I'm sorry, all I pictured when they got hung over that was the video of the cow getting stretched around and it's like vegans be warned or whatever. I love that video so much. - Food Bar version 8.0. - I never should have believed in you. - Yes that was quite foolish. - Food Bar eight looks too intense for me. - It's version eight, he had to patch it. - So he wanted the FLDSMDFR so he could capitalize on the food creation process and make a lot of money, wow. - You could just do what the actual food companies do and just take control of a country economically, and then you can basically do the same exact thing. - Well, no, what he did was he took control of an entire island. - That's weak, do an entire country next time. - You're right. - Hand over the FLDSMDFR. There's nowhere to go. - That's what you think. - Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you reveal it, the assistant coming to stop him and then she'll say some cheesy crap like, "I'm tired of you picking on me. "I'm an ape, not a monkey." - Save me monkey. - I'm an ape. - I wasn't gonna say anything 'cause I wanted just it to happen. (Bren laughing) I don't think there's anything left in this movie to care about. He plugs it back into the water and everything comes back. Wow, so cool, anyways. - This movie has its place on the punchability scale, the movie itself. - The entire movie. - That hurt, why would you ruin my childhood like that? - That was the movie of all time. - It happened and I watched it. - There sure was writing and a plot and characters. - I don't have words for this. - Well, you know what words I have right now? If the audience likes this video, they should watch our last video which is also about food. Jude and Bren tried to make soup out of anything they could find. - He sure didn't try. Some of 'em turned out pretty good. - One, you made one good soup. - Just don't forget to like and sus, that means subscribe. - Have a day.
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Channel: Microwave Society
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Keywords: Comedy, commentary, funny, reaction, MWS, Microwave Society, clody, change, meatbals, meetballs, dreamworks, disney
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Length: 25min 38sec (1538 seconds)
Published: Fri Sep 02 2022
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