-All right. We’re checking
out the only game where you can spur on the evolution
of mutant llamas to the point where they can take over
the world, it’s Minecraft. Uh, yeah. You know that moment when you’re eating
raw chicken, and all of a sudden, someone descends from
the heaven-- "I need your help. I stole a magic wand, and now its owner
wants to kill me without the "s". Thanks, buddy. You know what? Have some salmonella while you’re at it. A llama has joined your army. Select it class with the wand. This is Barbara, the llama. Barbara the llama is sad
because she has no purpose. But with the llama wand, we can now give every
llama a class such as builder, warrior, and ranged fighter. Barbara, you will be a ranged fighter. Congratulations. and just like that,
she kills her inferior self, and respawns into
Archer Barbara, the llama. So, uh-- Yeah, basically
what happens is, with this llama wand, a llama will spawn every
minute in game like that. and every time a llama
spawns, I can give it a class. Each class not only
has its own personal abilities, but its own personal upgrade tree. Let me show you something,
Teresa, build me something. [chuckles] Whoo, Teresa, build me something else. and we have a skyscraper. Now, as usual, we have spawned right
next to a completely legitimate village, which is good because we’re going
to have to kill an iron golem. There’s one right now. Sara-- Ow. Holy crap, his bow is powerful. Sara, congratulations,
you’re now a melee fighter. All right, here’s the plan everyone,
we need the iron golem’s blood. Yes-- Yes, Sara, kill. Oh, you vicious flesh-eating llamas. Hold on, let me get another one here. Uh, yeah, another--
another ranged fighter. Don’t you touch my chicken. [dinging sound] And just like that, the golem is dead. Now, understand that we can have over
100 of these, as you can imagine. Oh, and since- since we completed
the quest to kill the iron golem, let me go ahead and build
something to our greatness. Get another builder in here--
and boop, there we go. You know what? Make-- Yeah, yeah,
keep-- keep building stuff. Where would we be without
a gigantic Reginald statue? All right, another llama. Let’s go with another warrior. Now, like I said, they all
have their own upgrade tree. So let’s start upgrading a few of them. The melees, I think,
start with cobblestone. [smashing sounds] Holy Jesus, what the hell? Uh, apparently,
some of these llamas also know exactly what I’m destroying,
and help me destroy it. [smashing sounds] Oh, it’s the builder llamas. All right, the builder llamas are amazing. You are now a builder llama, Zachary. Congratulations, welcome to the team. Zachary’s probably like, "Oh,
what’s the pay scale like?" There isn’t one. You’re welcome. and while we’re at it, there we go. I see we have a few more llamas. Get another ranged llama in there,
grab some cobblestone if we can. All right, let’s see if we can
do some upgrading. You may ask yourself, "But Gray, how much more powerful
can a llama possibly get?" You don’t wanna know. Let’s try the archer, actually. [shooting sounds] [dinging sound] There we go, ranged llama, one of four. [chuckles] Let’s grab another
builder, another melee-- Oh, this is gonna get
out of hand very quickly. Of course, how could I-
how could I not figure it out? The best way to upgrade a builder
is to give them a better pickaxe. Here-- and there we go. Builder has discovered--
Oh, a thermonuclear bomb. So, um-- Yeah, the thermonuclear
device is pretty bad. Now that I know how to upgrade everyone
though, where’s my melee people at? Here, have a new sword. [dinging sound] There we go. Level one of four for the melee llamas. Honestly, like it’s really
hard not to just pick all builders because the builders are amazing. But I know we’re gonna
need some melees as well. There we go, all right. What the hell? Another archer or melee-- Whoo-- Oh, no. All right, we gotta keep upgrading these. Down we go. They won’t have anything to eat. Where’s Reginald at, right? Reginald’s probably like, "Dad,
all I can see is stuff to eat." Don’t eat the llamas, Reginald. Ooh, tha- thank- thank
you for the 70 million pieces of coal. Oh, and obviously, as you can
imagine, they do start to buff you. Go, my children. Dig for me. Okay, this is good. We’ve got iron now-- [laughs] I was gonna say so we can start upgrading the llamas
with iron pickaxes and iron swords. All right, welcome to cooking with Gray, where the only thing
we actually cook is death. You’re welcome. All right, let’s keep
classing up all these llamas. Uh, Kathleen, archer. See here Amber, builder. Charlotte, melee. Emma-- Uh, more building. [smashing sounds] Whoo-hoo hoo hoo. Okay, I think, uh, what I do wa-- I wanna
do-- I wanna do the pickaxes first. All right, guys, where’s-
where’s the builders at? Archer, no. Archer-- Oh, here we go. Paul, here. [dinging sound] There we go. All right. Now, we should
have enough for an iron sword. [music] No, no-- [dramatic music] Ugh. [smashing sounds] [laughs] Oh my God, no. Ooh, I get the feeling that, um, my crafting table is probably gone. Damn it, guys. Ooh, super ore. Good job, everyone, you did it. I mean, considering you completely
obliterated half of the entire planet. This is great. When we go back up top, things
are gonna get really, really bad. Now, as you can imagine, when we upgrade
the builders to the final level, they’ll have something
very special for us. [explosion] [chuckles] Look at all the super ore. Wow, you guys blasted
right down to bedrock, huh? Good job. Uh, yeah, I think we should be good. [explosion] What the hell are you guys blowing up? You know what? Here’s good a place as any. At least there’s some trees. Amber is like, violence. Joyce, welcome to the melee team. Eugene sounds like an archer to me. Gary, also an archer. I appreciate that I’m basically
forcing all these llamas to get jobs. The llama unemployment is far too high. It’s almost like llama abuse. And if you want to abuse llamas, you can by joining
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crap in the membership videos. In the last one, I took
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script that was randomly generated, and made a movie out of it basically. and for the next week’s
video, that’s kind of a surprise, but there’s gonna be kittens. Oh, thanks for the heels. Take down the tree, guys. Oh my God, builders are incredible. I only now understand how
incredible a bunch of llamas with no interest other than destroying
everything around them is. All right, iron sword. Here you go, Joyce. [dinging sound] Two of four. [smashing sounds] Anyone-- [dinging sound] Wow, I guess so. I was gonna ask if anyone
found an oak sapling. Deforestation, go. God, I love that. All right, oak sapling times
a million, all of this, yeet, grow. My plants of stupidity. Oh, aah, yeah, yeah. Plant one up here. [smashing sounds] Ooh, and-- Ooh [laughs], the melee
llama is four of four. They’re just picking up all of the loot. Save some for me, guys. Whoo. And-- [smashing sounds] [laughs] All right, choosing a few more. Let’s see, for Mark-- [smashing sounds] Oh my God, the builders
are out of control. All right. Now, we haven’t
upgraded the archers all the way yet. So, let me finish that. The archers, for whatever
reason, need to be fed gold like this. There we go. [dinging sound] And then diamonds-- [dinging sound] [laughs] and then, finally, netherite. [dinging sound] And,
now, they are max level. So, I know the question is, "But, Gray, how strong
is your llama army?" Well, besides the constant
thermonuclear bombs- [explosion] -like that, that my llamas keep spawning, allow me to demonstrate
with a little bit of this. I’m gonna go ahead and, uh, use
the side of this building over here. Throw a little bit
of that on there-- You know what? Why not? Withers, repeat, go--
There. Let’s see how they do- [smashing sounds] -against these withers. Oh my God. Enjoy the fireworks of death. In case you’re wondering, the llamas
that have the ranged abilities, their arrows shoot different things. Some of them shoot lava. and now, by the way,
that I have full power over the builders, I can simply look at an area, and they will nuke that area
with their building powers. Watch-- Destroy the building. [smashing sounds] [laughs] and I can command the melees
to attack whatever I want. Here, watch-- Attack that wither. [laughs] and the wither just gets instagibbed. Hey, guys, that wither said you guys suck. [chuckles] Kill. And, what the hell, a nice
thermonuclear bomb for the withers too. All right, I think that’s enough testing. Now, I have to show you what the builders
are truly capable of. Let’s, uh-- let’s go
away from the insanity. Look at the giant string
of llamas. [chuckles] All right, anyway, back to
some semblance of normalcy. All right. Now- now, the builders, as you saw, were able
to build something like, wait for it, Reginald,
something like the tower, but there is something
very special they can spawn, and that is this particular tower. Now, what makes this special, you ask? Of course, as I said that,
they spawned another one right next to it. At this level, there are chests inside. If I can freaking get past all the llamas,
there’s a chest inside somewhere. Uh, I swear, there’s a chest
ins-- There it is. [chuckles] Aaah, and insid-- [explosion] Well, it broke. But inside the chest is this--
Yeet, yeet, yeet, there you go. I have to get to a place
where these llamas will actually allow me to build
this so we can go there. Don’t fall, for the love of God, llamas. I had to park them
on the bottom because they were trying to kill me
this whole freaking time. Here we go-- [music] I wish I had some semblance of an idea
of what the hell was going on right now. There’s so much insanity going
on here that I think in order to watch it, you know what we’re gonna have to do. Go, my llama children. Oh my God, they’re spawning--
It’s just lava everywhere. Also, I think I can use
the builder llamas-- Hold on-- Yes, they’re literally
destroying all of the pillars that hold the regen crystals. Yes, go, my builder llamas. Look at how ridiculous this is. They’re feasting on the regen crystals. All right. Now, let me
bring them over here. All right, feast
on the ender dragon. Feast-- [smashing sounds] [laughs] Hold on-- Get the crystals. All right. Now, eat these crystals. God, they’re so ravenous. Now, eat this Enderman. All right, and now, at this point, I can
have them just maul the ender dragon. Go-- They’re just flying everywhere. The [?] is sending all
my llamas across the screen. Don’t you ever give up. Keep attacking, my melee llamas. [smashing sounds] It is, it’s like llama abuse. I keep-- Look, I just keep sending
them to their death, but it’s working. and finally, the llamas
have taken-- What the hell? Am I duel-wielding
llama ones at this point? So, um, can I get
the llamas to eat that egg? Eat the egg, llamas. [explosion] They spawned lava inside the portal. Whatever, I love bathing in lava. Well, we melted the final portal, just
like we melted my brain with llamas. Anyway, folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Minecraft. Till next time, stay [?] much love.
