MESSED Up RIDDLES Most People CAN'T Solve

friends let's meet your favorite sharpie today is riddled a protein for your brain stop him he's the thief it's not a TV inside the box not me why is this so accurate of how retail worked when is the work in a clothing store and somebody walked out that we saw stealing we weren't a lot of trace after that we're supposed to tell the manager or just like stand at the door and be like stop you violated the law but only if you are a hundred percent sure that they stole something you don't know what's in the box they just walked right out of the Best Buy without the dude check in there see that's Olivo who stole a TV okay tell me why this dude looks homeless or a millionaire maybe you smuggle in one inside his coat or his pants you know that's a thing Jews be slighted TVs down their pants you know what they do it's the walk around like this I just like walk out of the Walmart free TV B's box looks empty yeah see I saw his arm through the other side there's definitely not a TV in there hey stole a TV he'd lying you can't trust anybody that was the OP brand adidas jumpsuit and Deena's never made a tracksuit that color he a liar TV he's the real thief wow what a liar he literally said it's not a TV in here maybe she'll believe me okay I believe you okay but did he get his free TV to guys try to get a girl's attention and show off their money the first one sends her a selfie of him standing in front of a private jet could be anybody's private jet he could just work at the airport anything oh you better put your reflective vest back on the second one sends a photo of him flying a jumbo jet which one is richer wait that's it when is flying a jet and one is taking a selfie in front of a jet I think I'm gonna go with the person flying the jet pilots make a lot of money I'm gonna go with the redhead pilot over here Wendy's long-lost brother Wow see what I took if you just work at the airport I'm just the cleanup crew waha just take a photo if you like yeah on this private jet suggest that life is exhausting ya the cleaning part fake it till you make it light you the point toilet but I'm a girl Kim Possible promoted to bathroom police like no warning or anything just use the boys toilet what you mean I'm a girl I feel like if you are actually a girl you're like what what did you say to me purple tank-top you would think that's a girl besides the fact that they're wearing away and obviously not a very good one cuz I can still see your sideburns creeping through your sideburns maybe creeping through but you ain't creeping through this bathroom not today but a little girl though I think not because they're panicking like oh wait Yahoo thought you were away and it's not a very good way you're obviously not a girl logic literally nobody will ever call you out on this unless you got a full beer and a Ronald McDonald wig on and try to use the women's restroom okay I will be there to stop you like no a very rich landowner died in his quiet English town he loves fishing and hunting on his private land and had three sons who arrived to hear his will oh yeah man I waited 18 long years for this the first son was a vegetarian the second was an animal rights activist well heck y'all again any money that loves hunting and fishing those don't go well together with the vegetarian and an animal rights activist y'all probably didn't get along with Daddy the third one was a banker he loves that money who got most of father's money oh this is pretty easy that's like if you know which one it was turquoise cardigan I'm looking at you you like money well that's your lucky day love animals more than they love daddy and his money men Majan that in this household all you gotta do is eat meat and get millions of dollars in inheritance all right sounds simple enough smash like if me either comment below vegetarian and nothing wrong with being a vegetarian I'll do love me some chickpeas I don't like grass though and I do love me my nuggets there was a thunderstorm and the power had gone out morning Joan discovered that her money and jewelry were missing that's what you get for keeping racks on racks of cash in your house she call the police and then the police interviewed the neighbors yeah because it would totally be a neighbor they're the only people that would take your jewelry and money I got home late last night after work says Richard I was really tired so I went straight to bed so unless I got my booty up and started sleepwalking and stuck my hand in your mattress hold out the money it wasn't me okay I believe you Linda cook dinner like a good low housewife write a bedtime story to her son oh my god is that Caillou can I stay with him because he was afraid of the dark course she did after you snuck out and stole my money Linda David lit a candle and read a book I fell asleep right there on the couch and when I woke up it was morning already we got two sleepwalker thieves not ain't no bath and Bodyworks candle it would have been done though if he wasn't lying David ain't even looking you in the eye whoever it should look suspicious like I was sleeping David fell asleep I don't trust one of you his candle would have burnt out completely by morning yes this is true I would have set his book on fire and his whole house on fire this liar David he blew out his candle I was like Oh everybody's security system off tonight perfect time to loop the neighborhood which one of these dudes in jail is the richest who got the most money we talkin about jail money like I could go to the commissary and buy all the ramen noodles or like a real life yeah maybe I'm gonna go with a cuz you got a cell phone not a lot of dudes in jail be just like chilling there talking on a cell phone where did you get that from you must got like you buying everybody ramen noodle so that they could get you a phone you probably traded it for some Doritos all this jail food talk reminds me of this video I watch the other day ever have a chili cheese dog Top Ramen hot pocket this is everything you'll need fill your top ramen up with the hottest running water you can get let it sit for 10 seconds and dump it out chop up your pepperoni sticks crush up your Doritos add your cheese on top top that off with your chili beans you basically make this mess of Doritos beans nacho cheese hot dogs and then put it inside a square of ramen noodles right let it sit for five minutes you take it out and you got a freaking ramen burrito you got a whole entire ramen burrito man they out here eating good and the correctional facility but anywho back to our little riddle that we're trying to still solve I'm gonna go with a because he has a cellphone B looks like he asked for an organic meal I wonder what he had to do for those grapes C just look like a happy dude with some nacho teeth okay yeah that's him cuz he got a phone only the big boys got a phone three friends met in a cafe they hadn't seen each other for months and had lots of things to chat about my husband and I went to the capital of the United States you me Washington DC how did you like New York wow you are an idiot there's really people this dump oh it's a really beautiful city my husband and I can't wait to go back diana immediately knew Allison was lying how what a bowl you look so stupid the capital of the u.s. is Washington DC that's like saying oh I went to see the Eiffel Tower it was beautiful oh how did you like New York oh great I can't wait to go back how you think you look what you really look like what's the purpose of this excuse me sir did you put a silly straw into a toilet bowl maybe he's blowing up some balloons but with the torte that that is a toilet right when you what is the purpose of this or maybe he's just like trying to suck something out but he's holding it before the water actually comes up into his mouth like have no idea I can't be the only one that has absolutely no idea is this how the visco girls save the toilets I mean Turtles whoops you breathe lit a fire what bro where do I even begin first of all if you are in a building that is on fire you're gonna try to get out you're not gonna chill in the toilet and be like who do they have this like behind the toilet maybe perhaps attached to the plunger or something where do you get this contraption in the first place then stick it all the way in make sure you don't get any toilet water you have to stick of it adjust the right angle so that you can breathe it oh man you're gonna breathe in that water public toilet water you're breathing it in there might be a little humidity in the air I don't know this could actually be a completely legitimate thing and I'm just an idiot what's the purpose of this the more we look at this photo the stranger it gets it's like a cabinet but a foam comes out of it and they're in a car but it's not a real policeman it's like a cardboard cutout is she in trouble she's allowed to make her phone call maybe she's breaking out of the jail that's not a real cop you know what his legs go oh my god you know what this is for people who want to drive in the carpool lane and only have one person so it makes it look like there's two people in the car so they could drive on the carpool lane that's they an imaginary friends excuse me Karen he's clearly there he's clearly not imaginary why is there a glass jewelry box with a foam coming out of it are you pretending to speak to him how is this an imaginary friend is there more the riddle over the riddle over and I still don't have my answers on our imaginary friend it's a real friend right there see this this is my imaginary friend there's nobody here I'm so confused after that one all right this one is a little quiz to test what is my deepest fear so we're gonna keep track of our points what is your least favorite season probably winter no maybe summer probably summer yeah like summer and gets away too hot here for do you like roller coasters oh I love them I can add another four who do you like to travel with my friends my family just myself random people who travel to random people you must really enjoy smooshed up subway rides you told me there's people who really enjoy smooshed up subway rides to work every day there maybe I'll take the Greyhound bus or maybe I'll just make friends with everyone on this airplane since they're all coming to my destination maybe I'll have someone to hang out with my friends at a to which job offer would you decline an actor or model a pilot a waiter or clerk well I'm obviously not qualified enough to be a pilot and after our model are two completely different things waiter or a clerk I'd probably decline a waiter I don't want to wait on people I can't even wait from my food yeah yeah we ain't doing that the place you feel least comfortable about a dark green Hospital tall building old building hmm probably a hospital I really don't like hospitals I don't know what it is it's very hard for me to like breathe in a hospital maybe because there's death in the air the worst gift you could imagine a trip just for you room decor but I would love to be surprised with a pet but like it has to be a pet I actually want probably a book if I want to read something I'll read it myself yeah I would be very very disappointed if somebody got me a book actually no because people have given me like cookbooks and other stuff that I really enjoy my god I don't know which one a trip just for myself because like I'm not gonna travel by myself so so it's pretty useless your favorite animal the dog it specifically that one look at him he's cute he cute he has hat not wolf guys despite my name I like dogs I mean yeah wolf is a dog so so add up all your numbers together I got sixteen losing your loved ones is your biggest fear if you got one through five six through ten disasters 11 through 15 your deepest fear is poverty well let's see mine what's mine 16 through 20 hey I don't think so okay maybe a little bit 21 through 25 have your reputation ruined oh there's more Oh 26 through 28 nothing seems to bother you much kind of a below what did you get what is your deepest fear I feel like losing my loved ones is my deepest fear this puts suck to step in a sec of riddles I want a refund I'll be checking my mail for a check okay anyway I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did we should have got a life but in the ain't comment below let me know how many you got right and make sure you turns out notifications today today and subscribed you're the Wolfpack I love you guys so much six watching bye guys

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 10 2019