Men Share Why They Didn't Want A Second Date

our slash asked ridet single men offered it what made you definitely not want a second date with a woman you went out with I actually have a list of such things my favorite is that she confessed to doing me occasionally if she can't even commit to man how can you expect her to commit to you she forgot to take off her wedding ring at the second date she forgot to mention that she had a boyfriend let me add a few things I became suspicious when I saw the background of her phone it was a picture of her kissing with a man when I asked her about that picture she told me it was her boyfriend the reason she was doing this was because her boyfriend was boring she couldn't answer when I asked her why she didn't break up with him in the first place told her that what she was doing was not cool and that she needs to be honest - her boyfriend ended the date afterwards headed - this was a tinder date bTW she didn't say anything like there is being nervous and then there is that we were taking a film class together and school and agreed to go see a movie together 50 stroke 50 that counted for extra credit it became clear a few days beforehand that this was turning into a full-on date and I just rolled with it we were both single and I thought we could have a fun night out together I asked if we could get dinner after the movie to talk about it and get to know each other better she seemed excited by the idea and I was looking forward to the night I picked her up and she was dead silent she was dressed to the nines for a casual date and was clearly nervous I did my best to break the ice and run the conversation and the best I could get out of her was a nervous chuckle and a yep after the movie I asked if she still wanted dinner and she said absolutely and then proceeded to watch me eat dinner while she stared at me when I dropped her off at home she told me she had a really nice time and hoped we could hang out outside off class again I told her for sure and we said goodnight she flat out never said another word to me in class again a year or so later I ran into her at a party and asked her what that whole deal was about she confessed she was so goddamn anxious that she had no clue what to do or say apparently that was the first day she had ever been with a guy it's a shame too because in class we got along really well I was just so put off by the silence that I didn't know how to approach her for the rest of the semester apparently she is a semi-professional goal for now I haven't heard from her in years but I hope she is doing well out there so I take this girl out to a bar restaurant meeting her for the first time after talking on an online dating site after she orders her food she drops the bomb she tells me for the past seven years she has been a professional dominatrix so I'm an open-minded guy I'm cool with this she probably has some funny stories right well she starts telling me these stories and for the first half hour or so they are pretty entertaining eventually though I want to talk about other things however any time I try to change the subject she immediately brings it back to dudes she pooped on he got weird I could barely get a word in she basically didn't take a breath for three hours again I'm a really open-minded guy but there's only so many consecutive stories of ball gags and double-sided dildo but ducking a person can take before even the most open-minded amongst us starts to feel uncomfortable at one point I excused myself to go to the bathroom as I stand up and turn around she seizes this chance to smack my butt and says your ass looks like a baby pumpkin I could bounce a quarter off it and get back to dimes and a nickel keep in mind this lady is a professional it was crisp and painful to put this in prospective I was wearing thick jeans she hit me in my back pocket and when I checked myself for damage in the bathroom there was a clear fat red handprint on my butt she liked I could see the lines in her hand I could have mooned a psychic and they would have been able to predict her future so I'm about done with this we finished the meal and I Drive her home while she still blabs tales of donkey tail butt plugs and toys I've never heard of going in places I wish I hadn't so I pull in her driveway the second the car goes into park she immediately grabs my nuts like specifically targeted them and it wasn't sexy it was a hostage situation where she had all the power then she straight licks the side of my face cinta hairline her tongue as big as a Shetland pony I do not want then she looks me in the eyes and says menacingly I'm gonna strap you into my ex dungeon the duck you are I choose life I think to myself how do I get out of this she literally has me by the balls here so here's what I come up with I tell her that Hellyer let's do it I have a special toy I keep in my trunk is that okay she says sure bring any toys you want so I tell her to meet me at her doorstep while I busted out because I wanted to be a surprise as she steps out the car she gives me a look that she thinks is sexy but is actually terrifying the second half you touch the ground I slammed the car in reverse and fly out of her driveway as fast as my car can go you know how most people pull out of a driveway switch to drive then drive off ahead I did not do that I didn't want that one second off switching gears to give her the chance to catch me I pulled out the driveway and just kept going down the street in Reverse for like five blocks the passenger door was flapping around still open because I took off before she shut it when I am satisfied she won't catch me I closed the door put it in Drive and girl home gotta get back on that horse right wrong I got home I stood my bulls and deleted my online dating profile not today Satan constantly talking about how awful her ex was first and only date whether girl I barely knew through some friends I drove to her house she got in my car and smelled like she had just taken a massive it but forgot to wipe went to dinner I barely ate made an excuse to end early dropped her off and drove home with the windows down in the middle of winter what doc she showed up in a dirty white dress her hair looked like it had not been brushed in the months during dinner she told me that she still lived at home never wanted to get a job in that she still her dad's car while he was asleep - meet me at the restaurant then when she found out that I was divorced she said you didn't work hard enough to save your marriage I put down the chopsticks went and paid and said nice meeting you and left went out for coffee she brought a bottle of vodka and kept topping up her cab I politely asked her what the deal was and she said she liked to party when it was time to go she fell over and started screaming that I had to help her off I did told her to wait right there and left edit I helped her stand up and then bounced I'm not a complete [ __ ] she chewed gum through our initial date which was at a decent Italian place including a bottle of good white wine and she proceeded to tell me how she had married early had two kids girls realized she was a lesbian left her husband and took most of his money lived with girlfriend number one left girlfriend number one for number two ended that and then realized that long-term she needed it I note the duck out of there so fast this one girl told me she was giving me a chance because a mutual friend said I was nice she was totally out of my league and we both knew it but she insisted on acting like it was a favor to go out to dinner with me if she's not actively happy about seeing me I don't really want to see her either when she asked me for my birthday than proceeded to tell me everything that was wrong with me as a person based solely on my horoscope nurse I met on tinder she told me she disliked all her patients and that sometimes she would simply ignore them for long periods of time that's a no from me dork pregnant mid no worries the father is locked up I was supposed to pick her up it's noon I got to the house and knocks she didn't answer I texted her she finally responds and opens the door she says she's sorry she overslept goes to the freezer pulls out a handle of vodka pull the tomato juice from the fridge mix is a huge Bloody Mary and drinks in down makes a second one and said let's go the date wasn't that bad but I just can't roll like that first date are you sure you want to be a my career don't you think that you should wait until our children are old enough to have their lives together then you will be free to do what you want me listen I'm leaving bye I arrived at her place and she told me to hop in her car if she just needed to drop something off at a friend's house real quick it wasn't a friend it was someone she had an appointment to sell those hot oil infusers and their millions of scented inserts too i sat in a stranger's home for 90 minutes while they smelled them all she wanted to go to dinner afterwards and I asked her to please drop me off at the castle I could go home she had a business to run guess it didn't even make it a whole first date she spent 30 minutes talking about her ex who apparently sat on his ass at home during most of the 18:27 years playing x-box while she was working two jobs of getting her pregnant twice then after she finished this speech she spent ten minutes telling me that she now was going to get a man who had a job and money and he was going to take care of her and her kids etcetera etc I left after this part having paid for the dinner and thinking many many unpleasant thoughts went to dinner she was on her phone the entire time texting even when we were talking figured she was just in it for a free dinner cause really what's the point of agreeing to date if you are not going to try to get to know the person that's when you put down cash for your half of the bill and walk out duck Bert you [Music]

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Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 05 2019