Meat Thief Gets REVENGE After Getting out of Prison

another brisket bandit is on the loose after stealing multiple briskets from now New Braunfels police need your help identifying the man who they say really rubbed it in and raised the stakes he walked up with the total of the 13 of the Texas favorite kind of beef over a two-day period so yeah this guy Rene went to a grocery store and stole a ton of brisket I'm talking hundreds of dollars worth do you guys know how big a piece of brisket is this is a whole brisket and Rene stole 15 of them look at this thing so what did I do I ended up calling the same store as the same guy to see if I can come in and do some shopping check out what happens next I wanted to celebrate with my family for a barbecue I want to get some Brisky maybe like two 300 pound ok but last time I took all the brisket you have in the store you know like I wanted to know if you have more in stock yeah yeah we have some in stock do you remember me from a long time ago no I don't remember you at all sorry I came in I confess I remember I just got released I was a brisket Mandy our story with you yeah I'm sorry about this you know I had a long time to sit and reflecting in my imprisoning III feel very gives the moseys women a few that if you got guys like you said you are coming in here I got a practice with my top leader general manager put my family as a what a celebration that I am three more well what is your name again okay I'm not he's not here today I'll pass by him tomorrow so see what he says but if you're the guy that you say you are and everybody's looking for it everybody's gonna be irony if you go on any store they are I go to the deli and nobody said me they say we see you on the camera yeah they say there's me you know you I don't know what to tell you anymore sir okay you can hear him like laughing in the background after two days I ended up calling back thank you for calling I may direct your call the main tape or the deli yeah let me transfer you okay [Music] okay okay oh no no I mean he's got your picture he's got everything about you so they catch you in here they're gonna call the police and they're gonna throw you out I said can I save me and you are a good friend please Santos no no I'm not your ear because I don't even know you I was hoping to even ask gonna happen oh my god yeah that's amazing market may help you yeah hi I was shopping there a little earlier and I saw a guy kind of frantically running out of the store with a shopping cart it just had a bunch of meat in there and he kind of like just ran to his car and hooked it just looked really suspicious I don't know if something weird happened or that guy worked for you guys or hmm you know what he had um he just had a bunch of big pieces of just me it looked like it looked like just beef or something it didn't he grabbed it hey they could have been briskets that definitely like they were they you know wish no he ran out I seem like I was hired by produce totally it makes more sense right because I guess that's where okay yeah okay I'll let my manicure know so they can go through the tape gotcha we'll just a heads up like I saw him in the parking lot and tried to like stop him for a second stairs like hey everything okay man could see like tripped at one point and just like he was like sweating and like looking left and right like he was like looking for somebody he just told me he's like no no get out of the way and you know what do you have any idea what it may be it'll probably on drug yeah possibly um anyways well hopefully I'll see you the next time I come in what was your name for mine yeah what is your name Russell Russell I'm Hector Hector okay alright well did I tell you my name first male just being friendly alright buddy well uh alright thank all right take care now thank you a masterful set up for the next callback who knows what's gonna happen now when one ito slash Renee calls back yeah sighs so I had something to prove to myself I had to come steal it the next day I ended up speaking to an employee who was hilariously chill about the whole situation and almost wanted to help the brisket bandit out me market this is AJ good how are you I'm excellent II I was wondering you know I I had an appointment there was a Santos uh he's out today and tomorrow he might be here I think Monday Oh everybody on vacation right now would you let me uh uh I'm not sure if they'll let you in uh let me ask real quick they said the Bandit had called from thinking maybe that's you oh okay the colony is a Brisky bandik right yes sir yeah yeah so do you think are they very upset with me like it what do you think man-to-man lippy can I come in good a second chance or assertions the main manager the top guy the one that runs the whole store he was pretty mad what is the matter your name so I want to write him a card apologize all right Calvin Calvin okay Calvin I'm gonna call him and apologize too because I'm very sorry man you are so nice I you have a very good spirit very good and her yes sir okay all right just keep it between us okay I might pick up somebody editable okay today okay okay my friend okay bye-bye okay guys chill days dude doing galloping calling yeah this is Jorge okay okay yes sir yeah hello local stars mr. mr. Calvin mr. Calvin my name is Phil how can I help you I I wanted to come in to pick up some you know some some grocery for my family but I'm not sure what happened you know Hector was saying there was some kind of misunderstanding and I wanted to talk about these let me let me give you some explanation why you can't come in the store yeah please all right so first of all you know you have a CCW against against you which is a criminal criminal trespass warning CD and what that means is that any time that you come onto the premises you'll be arrested and you can stop with your accent because that's not that's not your accent you don't talk like that you know better than that oh is this Rene or not I am he's closing you know we were really imprisoned together in you know I was outside when he when he when he got nothing well let me let me just tell you if he calls or you call I don't know who if this is Rene if you call the store again I told you you know I I help you test your security system you know last time I come inside I take a biscuit again so maybe I can help you at least like that to fix it so what are you gonna how are you gonna help me I can show you how I got it again you know cuz just three days ago I got 30 pounds of Biscay you know I'm telling you cuz you're a really nice guy and I wanna be honest so I'm telling you I can come back and show you like look this is how I did it so are you gonna tell me where you take it to well he's already eating I took it to my barbecue we ate it but III all right well dominator saw me that's the only person I'm gonna talk to you so I'm not days bang I've not been right he's only been not not his whole family uh-huh okay okay but I can still coming right like unless I get caught stealing or something like this right like I mocked at you or not Rene if you're not the guy who did the stuff there's no reason why you should be able to come in I just don't want to be surprises you know you make me a little bit scary but you're telling me you stole you told me so birthday I I did because then they tell me what happened and how to do it and we have a tough time for my family but nobody catch me I'm calling just myself to say I'm sorry so this before you anything happened all right but you not talk to the guys in the moon market they'll call me after another two days the Brisky bandit had to call back for another update hey thank you for calling me this is Leanne how can I help you what is it in regards to because I think he's in a meeting right now is anything he's in right now about a Brisky bandit or or what is he a meeting about I'm not sure what his meetings about right now what is your name my name is Renee your name is Renee have you heard about the Brisky bandit the guy who took as a meet from the story arrested yes I have yeah that's me yeah that's why I was calling about that um well what did you hear I'm curious I'm sorry like you hear bad things of good things I don't know too much about it I've heard that that name reference before I am coming wondering do you know if I am allowed to come to the store I don't think so I wouldn't I wouldn't do that okay because you know I live a close by you know my baby is so hungry you know it is emergency I can't do grocery shopping the other place is too far away I wanna just comment to get some formula you know maybe some brisket baseball cap or something I can just come in very quick like a self checkout no but you have to understand great if you had a baby you have to face a baby you know it's basic I'm trying to put my heart on the line by trying to put my heart on the line with you right okay so I'm gonna let Calvin know that I I spoke to you okay and then well uh how about you see no way are you going to the meeting tell him his emergency like this so he can come talk to me for five minutes okay let me put you on hold okay okay [Music] thank you for calling this Cal Grant may help you yeah you know I've been trying to get ahold of you to talk for a little while now who is they they tell me Calvin banned me from the store you know remember remember the Brisky bandit let me make this real simple for you yeah before you make it real simple okay okay you don't cop you're making it simple just knowing about they'll make it okay but don't call requesting to come back in the store yes we'll always be no to your request to do not call back here after this conversation yeah but do you think you might want to hire me for security how did I can tell you like how you can avoid somebody to steal a Brisky in the future yeah well tell you what and I can tell you what what the answer is gonna be that question so do you have anything else to talk about I'm hanging up the phone okay no but like I know if you call if you call back a game face this call we're gonna have a please come visit you and talk to you about it all right yeah but yesterday I stole again so you aren't doing a good job of keeping some it protected you have a great you have a good day sir look I will protect your meat okay let me protect you oh my god finally talk to Kelvin at this point I didn't want to keep driving Kelvin and his co-workers too crazy so I stopped calling but if I do call back what do you guys want to see happen next leave a comment down below and let me know also major announcement this Sunday I have my best prank of all time being uploaded it's my prank masterpiece and probably will be almost an hour long the stakes were so high that after pranking this woman for five months I have to go fly out and visit her in person to reveal it comment down below and let me know what you think happens do I get in trouble do I push the prank further does she rip into me I have to remove the video when I first put up parts of it a year ago so I hope I don't have to take it down again but in case I do may sure you hit that subscribe button turn on those notifications and you guys are gonna be blown away when you see what goes down and how this review goes thank you guys again I appreciate all your support and I'll see you again soon toodles I don't know if I can keep saying toodles in these videos I'm have to say that for the rest of my life [Music]

Channel: Ownage Pranks

Views: 867,240

Keywords: ownagepranks, prank call, ownage pranks, comedy, voice acting, prank calls, ownage pranks prank call, funny prank call, brisket bandit, juanito, juan, meat thief, brisket, ownage pranks face, ownage pranks reveal, face reveal

Id: i0xRZiX76A0

Length: 14min 2sec (842 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 26 2019