Asian Babysitting Nightmare Prank - Ownage Pranks

hello I see I said the advertisement looking for the babysitting you you still look poor I don't know um yeah I am I'm still looking what is the the compensation you have it and what is the age of the kid do you have it see one of them's with his mother right now and the other one is about five years old okay I have him he's the one I need watched so all right see I had a bad experience with somebody else basically I had somebody I talked to him came over here said he would watch my kid and then I get home and I I don't know who these people are what they're doing I find him in my bed you know whatever happened happened but I don't really want anybody doing the UH you know doing the nasty in my room exactly exactly I come home and there's you know whatever things all over [ __ ] all over my bedroom I'm not no I don't want to deal with that again exactly and I come home and they're like oh well you know uh this is my friend and I'm like your friend [ __ ] is your friend exactly what's going on up there and I really don't want to but I don't want to find out again you know I can tell you I wouldn't do the sexy time in your bed I will just do it on the couch you know I have a haven't you no sense of manners I'm not about that something you know I prefer not to push the soy sauce everywhere around your living area right it's not good I understand yeah yeah and you sound like a very fun down-to-earth guy you know you sound like a very cool girl you know your son is very lucky to have you yeah well thank you yeah yeah you know I like to have fun when I can but you know the guy who [ __ ] your bed right yeah yeah yeah oh hell yeah okay they took maybe a week me and you we can break the I see we can go to a party together or something meet a downtown do something crazy or what do you have in mind something crazy I don't know we can dabble a little bit try something here try something they have a few drink you know it's not a few lines of some stuff you know just cheering you I owe you are you want to snort lines and then watch my son see me and I am very cool I can be under control you know I'm not like a crazy [ __ ] it really helped me you know like a calm down you have short lines and then watch my son awakened very energetic that's all cocaine start off slow I can bring some money don't you want to smoke it and then we can he don't have to see it me and you we can TUF TUF passing right well yeah I mean I see what you're saying I just prefer I prefer you know sober state of mind while watching my son okay no more starting starting right now okay I quit oh right okay Turkey cold got it have you ever before or the Asians you know I have down oh yeah oh yeah lady yeah you have no uh you know what they got going on yeah man that's a crazy you know they they're the freaky ass people you're different cause you're telling me over man all over you're telling me they take it and then we throw well how I'm gonna say is we had these two Asian girls that we picked up in downtown Madison brought them back to our place and then but do you mind your home came over and well it was a real crazy night none of us remember what happened exactly but we found you know beer bottles wine bottles condom wrappers all this [ __ ] all over the apartment and then I his girlfriend came over the next day and was like what the hell is this we didn't know oh yeah yeah he had she was not happy about that was like Jerome you're out of here he also missed a black guy yeah yeah Jerome his name is a Tyrone oh really yeah yeah I rough people you know the wreck people are the best one you know they know how to have a good time like the Asian people oh yeah I would just add a casino with a bunch of black guys the other night too so you can fit in real good I try but the end up calling me a stupid white boy so you know when you okay do you have when you come over is it's gonna be just you or is it gonna be your buddy uh Tyrone - little big guy I'm a very small petite person Tyrone is like opposite red he like a very big strong muscle Musco [ __ ] it hurts I think I can I think I come by myself us you know we get to know each handle you know we do we do the bumping thing then we you know hit it there we go then we hit it yeah then we hit what maybe some maybe if we delay my cocaine quitting we hit some stuff and then we hit each Oh Papa Molly you're sweating yeah yeah yeah I don't know if there's gonna be I don't know if I'm down for you know cheating each other but I came in because she was very upset that she found you like a most deep inside of him right inside of him oh no no no no I was not solved beep inside of my black friend though he was mostly been side of you right I'm sorry I don't mean to Confucius I mean no but they say you know what happens in China stays in China you know what happens in China stays in China well I wouldn't know I've never been to China but I do know they have some crazy [ __ ] down there so many so that okay all right so baby sit your child I'm very qualitative right I mean I like to be assured first that there's not gonna be any you know line snortin marry smoke and you know any problems come around and I really don't want to deal with I can mix something like a like a cookie pot cookie or something and if you okay with it he wake up I give him like a little bit crumb he fell back asleep oh no no definitely not I'm not having my my son eat a pot cookie oh no but you know in my in my country they just lit they sitting all night crying right so I know a smoke break me off a piece of that cookie [ __ ] and I give him some of it I mean what you do in your country with your kids is your problem but you know yeah I have no doubt okay you know yeah no no none of that none of that I'm not gonna I'm not gonna deal with my five-year-old son you know freaking out being high on cookies like I said I'd like to you know meet up sometime talk about it I'd like to get to know you a little bit I mean I lost a few not able for it and then it's okay it's all but then it's okay so it's okay you can't say no you want to know you want to receiving I'm not I don't really want to do anything is if there's four guys in the same room you know I don't but you might like it I'm I don't think he'd be down either you know I asked him hey you know you want to do you want to hang out and maybe we'll hit it later you know is he'll be like what to me like I'm some kind of crazy white boy [ __ ] crazy dying go [ __ ] hump you from the back was was that was that your black friend that was that with a Tyrone yeah Oh is there next to you so hold on your buddy Tyrone there what's your name I never caught your name my name is a buk buk yeah okay okay how do you spell that okay uh that's me okay let's name la you bu que la okay and that's that's what Camus okay alright that's what they call me in the bedroom okay so save that for later okay in the back in the bedroom okay all right well I don't know if we'll make it I don't think I'll be saying that but you know maybe maybe Taiwan well if you guys you know no [ __ ] unless they say no homo of course did any sorry but aside from there I don't be gettin down with there oh you don't want it made the way it sounded was a [ __ ] but told me that you went babe you know look who but bug Lulu yeah but Lulu he's you made it sound like you guys have had experience with this you know maybe another you know what they say right like what happens in China stage in China you're saying he did say that yeah yeah so I mean lucky let's not talk about a year yeah but oh you don't want to talk or what happened what you don't want to talk about it well yeah man I mean I don't know Mel I was up in China right we was on vacation this [ __ ] got some crazy ass he's like a yo man put this in your drink it's like a sweetener I'm like I'd I'd like sweet drinks and he pops it in there and I wake up the next morning I don't cry see you Fred your roommate roofied you and the more or less asian-style right but like but but beforehand he told me he's like what happens in China stays in China I was like I don't so I agreed to it you know your three words to hangover just think of that like like the Asian version and that that was me now what that was you okay well why would you even why would you bother with but you're gonna roofie you and then say you know happens in China State in China and makes it okay but yeah that's why I ain't going back to China yeah say I haven't been back since oh okay okay you will see he will feed his roommate and his friend and he wants to watch my kid oh is this a job interview I mean it's not as not a formal interview but he's calling about you know you know taking care of my five-year-old son talking about you know roofie and somebody and then roofing somebody you know yeah so he make you feel comfortable right but me he told me about you know yo-yo China sometime oh yeah yeah mix up with some bleach and stuff and then you eat it so so it's it's it's a roof you're gonna put in your friends drink to knock him out and then take him back to your place and you know having your way with but he was so wearing you know he enjoyed I told him no home and he's like and then he said yes and then we have people we do a sexy time Wow how could he say yes he's knocked up you know knocked out cold on his ass I not beforehand right and he sign it say yes you can do it so I have a consent you know you wrote him a note so you told him you were gonna roofie him and then he said okay that's fine with me and then what's there it was in Chinese so he don't know what it's say but yeah wait your roommate however you wanna pour yeah you did put it where you wanted to put it a mutual because watch explosion you know like what me and you can have it so you you wanna do the same thing with me unless you say no but I think you're willing I you know I just never I don't like to play games I mean yeah I know I know but we're talking about you know staying you're talking about staying with me at my house and then you wanna you want to tell me about how you're gonna roofie your roommate and you know hit it from the back while he's asleep and make him agree to something written in Chinese but he doesn't even know what it says and then you know that makes it okay I'm trying to you know sketched out about the situation now I break my own rule you know I say what happened in China I stay in China but I tell you all about it you know so you have to hear one second I'm gonna go to the bedroom you can ask my roommate for his opinion on me if I am a good care person and then we can finish it okay well okay then we'll finish it all right okay right okay yo wassup me hey what's going on buddy yes to be honest I thought you was his new dealer so I thought you would just be a friendly in love you know just just you know [ __ ] around be honest and stuff but uh you just went to the bathroom don't hire this [ __ ] to take care of your kid oh don't let him go okay yeah if you're telling me you know I thought his new dealer I mean what is this guy mixed into like what no he's crazy I mean he's cooler no he's a cool girl but there was no way I would let this [ __ ] buy my kids on the leash I wouldn't let them with a [ __ ] about my kids I hear ya but what is it what is he like we're talking about a new dealer what if I'm a [ __ ] what is this guy into I mean like he just he got an expensive hobby you don't say yeah yeah I know it's you're saying I mean okay he's coming back now so so yeah man he's he's a great guy you're saying he's he's your boy and I think you should really consider him cuz like nobody gonna take care of your kids like my man book over here right book hold on hold on you know well you told me that you you know I you know used apologizing for what he said earlier about you live in China and whatnot and then says you know oh I thought you were his new dealer so now it's making me skeptical you know talking about call me you quit then wanted to give my kid a pot cookie then said you want to do a few lines and then tell me you'll do a few with me you know I don't know I don't know whether or not to you know I mean it's all good you know you do you do what you want to do but I mean I can't I don't know how I feel about the whole thing after you know after hearing that from tell you too much information you know I just wanted to see if we can learn me a moet together you know I mean do you want to I think it's not too much information sure sure okay when do you want to do it yeah I'm free I'm free I won't even make you sign anything okay we can be just on a you know verbal contracted yellow turbo car I'm free on Saturday how about that tomorrow okay okay so let's say like a folk rock tomorrow so do you think you can prepare yourself at 2 o'clock or something I can be ready whenever I'm off all day you ready what do you mean get ready ready get the construction site you know what you wanna you want to get what prime mover tilted before two o'clock zone get it prepared you know you have to have the safety of preparation right I don't want to hurt you what do you want me to get ready for what exactly am I getting ready for it you know what what is about four inches my tip zero your your tootsie roll okay well I thought we went over this already I don't we're gonna talk about things I don't want to I want to get involved in that you say yeah well I didn't I didn't understand what you were saying I mean I don't say yes to me so let me get this straight you want me to meet up with you at two o'clock what are we gonna meet you seem like you have a nice bed Miriam good sheets we couldn't do your house I mean we could do my house but I'm your Madison and I don't know if I just don't know if I want to you know take you to my place where we could go somewhere in town I mean downtown there's a lot I don't know yeah well gentle or not still you know you know what it's still going in and that's my issue I don't want it I'm not into that you know I don't wanna hey James yeah what's going on hey what's up dude hey my name is Russell this is actually just a little prank call we were pulling somebody request all my somebody oh my god I think one of your buddies requested that we give you a call regarding he told us that you had a really shitty babysitting experience so we thought we'd give you a yeah yeah I wanted to see what I could pull off oh that was hilarious I had to tell you as a joke because you've been super cool the whole time he's like a really chill dude but that was so [ __ ] yeah oh my god you talking about he's talking about drug dealing go to China you know great thing his roommate right now I even entertained that for so long was just so [ __ ] funny dude but uh I mean for like hearing somebody go ahead now saying would you've actually potentially hired that person I guess you would have met up I mean in person to see what he's like that was really [ __ ] funny I mean I was definitely down to you know talk about it letting somebody like that in my house that's really anyways I I will leave you with a youtube channel link if you kind of want to this long ass experience talking to each other in these different voices I actually did both the black dude and the Asian guy in case you're wondering I don't actually have a black okay but yeah in case you want to check out the channel you might get a kick out of it yeah for sure we'll go ahead what is the YouTube channel is youtube.com slash ownage pranks it's one word oh w nage pran KS alright sounds good man I'm doing what you're doing that was oh my god that was [ __ ] hysterical dude and thanks again for being a that was great that was great alright well I mean take it easy that was that was cute girl I still don't I'm speechless right now like did we make you laugh like a super I hope so don't forget to hit the like button on the video [ __ ] I have to stay up for like three weeks trying to edit this [ __ ] remember to share the video with all your friends and maybe I will come babysit for you yeah I applied for a job and now I'm getting told but I have to get my ass laughs when we have celebrations on a big sale and I also have to smoke work marijuana on break if it's offered Jeannie this is this is ridiculous

Channel: Ownage Pranks

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Id: 16JxbDNs06o

Length: 25min 53sec (1553 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 23 2014