A viewer sent in a request to prank this middle eastern guy who sells glass lamps at two stores that he owns and an Annual Bazaar I called him up as Chris to tell him I wanted a refund after lamps that I purchased from him had broken The way the situation escalates is absolutely nuts, and you'll see why How can I help you? Uh yeah hi, is this the store that was selling at the Bazaar in *beep* last year? yes Okay perfect, so I was wondering you know, I actually bought- you know my partner was there he bought two lamps From your bazaar and one of them did have like a hairline crack in it And I didn't think it would be a big deal But eventually like the thing just kind of came apart and shattered in the middle of night He probably on the way back home... or it broke because we don't sell broken lamps Can I just come in for a refund? Uh, no we don’t do refunds. Sorry. Yeah, but if it was like- it has just been kind of dangerous, it could have fall on someone's head... like honestly! If the first one broke I'm not really super excited... There's no safety hazard in this matter. I have thousands of customers bought from me. Thousands, okay? I never had any issue, but because you are a nice lady, I'm gonna accommodate you Excuse me, I'm a man! Oh sorry- I'm sorry Like- sir it- it's very insulting. I'm sorry I didn’t know that! Okay So what about this, I want to meet you in person. I want you to come to the shop in *beep*, I have your phone number right now. This is your cell phone or your home phone? I'm just a little confused 'cause like- was the whole like "ma'am" thing like a joke? Or were you just trying to be disrespectful and rude? No, no, no no honestly honest to God I didn't know I'm sorry Okay, because I already like thought maybe you had something against they Gays, but then hearing that was just really upsetting. You know? I'm not against the gays, you are free to do whatever you like in your life. No one can judge you I just- just because I take it from the back doesn't make me a lady so like- hearing you say that is just really frustrating. You know? It does- it sounds different. I don't know Okay, and if I just go there can you have one of the employees take care of it? If I just kind of go in there myself? Or does it have to be you- or? They can receive the box from you and keep it in the shop 'til I come because nobody has authority to refund except me. Okay, then who is the employee that I would talk to at the *beep* store? What's his name? Sham. Sham? I feel- I feel like you're not being honest with me No, I am! I am being honest! It's just frustrating you know, like I hear all these things you know? Like you tell me to go talk to Sham- I feel like this whole business is a Sham! You want me to kiss you on the phone to make it better? That would help, yeah. *laughs* Okay All I'm saying is it just feels like you maybe like attacked my manhood a little bit so if you think a kiss might help Then, I'll take what I can get! Should I call him back to say what about that kiss? I just honestly wanted to end it with this really awkward like I'm angry shit because then we call back from the store It's like my vendetta A few days later, I decided to call his cellphone at midnight After his store closed, with his store number showing up on the caller id So, he thinks I broke into the store *rings* Hello. Yeah uh-hello Saeed? Yes Yeah, where is everybody? Who's this? Remember we spoke about the refund? Why are you calling me from my shop number. Yeah because the- I- it was open! Door's open? Yeah *exhale* I spoke to Sham and then I thought he was going to be here late night but then- I'm calling the police on you! Why would you- why? I'm calling the police on you. Woah, no. woah, woah, woah, simmer down! He told me come meet him after hours! Tell Austin I'm going to fuck him and fuck you. Wh-wh-wh... (wheezes) He was slightly suspecting that his friend Austin might have something to do with this But watch how I rope him back in and convince him that I'm just some crazy stranger *rings* Hello. Look Saeed, I already left. I was just calling you- I don't know why you are being all difficult and angry You have no idea who you are fucking with you motherfucker. Listen- You have no- you have no idea. Oh man I'm gonna to hunt you down I'm gonna... listen- You fuck with- ahhh man. Ok. What do you want? Tell me, what do you want? Yeah, I was going to see- like is Sham gonna be here Or like is the exchange still like on the table? I am not exchanging anything. I am not doing anything for you. And if I see you- you're not going to be happy. How is that? Listen- that is just ridiculous Do you know who I am? Yeah, you're the bazaar guy! I'm the bazaar guy? *laughs* I'm the bazaar guy huh? So you go to the shop and you just grab the phone and call? Yeah the door- the door was open Okay, where is Sham? I-I that's why I called you, you tell me! I'm gonna call him in his house and let him come to the shop- But you see the shop is open, right? Wait, but then you're not going to come. But how come the shop's by itself? Look, I don’t want a kiss from Sham, I want it from you. You told me you were going to give me a kiss to apologize for what you said to me so lets make it happen! I told you I want to kiss you in person how is that? Yeah I know, but can I get like a little sampling now? No, no, no I have to give it to you in person. I have to see you, if I like you- if you look sexy to me, I might give you a kiss No, I need the kiss now You want the kiss now? Yeah, kiss me! You can't sleep before the kiss? Yeah, I'm struggling to sleep! You horny? A little bit! Listen, you think I can't find you? Well, (sigh) listen! Are you also like a Liam Neason type or are you like a little investigator? No, I'm not an investigator, no. Oh, I just thought you were the bazaar guy? *exhale* Can I ask you something? Yeah, sure. You born like that? Or you became like that? You mean like what? Gay, something happen to you when you were a kid? No Just honestly like I tried like the whole dating thing with girls like I went inside a girl halfway like I put in the mushroom tip and then it just went *pioo* It kinda went down so I think from then I knew that it was just not meant to be And since when you start taking it in the back? Oh, well I'm actually uh- I am more like a pitcher myself. Believe it or not. But um- when I was like 20 I was with my first man. Hmm. Isn't that like something bad to do? I mean- like bad in what way? For your health? Like- I keep it lubed up so there is no damage, you know? I see, yeah. Do you use olive oil or what do you use? I've tried olive oil once, but coconut oil honestly is off the heezy! *glass slams* That was the angriest sip of water I've ever heard in my life. I'm thirsty Jesus! Are you thirsty? I am thirsty! But maybe a different kind of thirsty than you are! Yeah, I know. What do you like to drink? Manjuice! Is it healthy for you? It's non-Gmo organic What were you just drinking? Like some Guava juice or something? From back home? No, I'm drinking wine. Oh! Okay, come Friday 4PM. I'll see you at the shop, okay? Okay! Alright fine, I will see you on Friday at 4PM. I'll come back then, I think I was literally just checking my schedule- that should be fine. Is that convenient for you? If you don't come on Friday, I'm not going to like that. If you get me mad, you're not going to be happy. Is-is that- I promise you, you're not going to be happy. So you should come, and we should talk in person. Sure, do you want me to bring cupcakes from Kelly's? Okay, sounds good. Okay, alright Habibi, I love you! *laughs* Alright. Bye. Okay, take care now- sleep tight, goodnight! Can I have that kiss? *laughs* Dude The requestor told me that Saeed had been on the look out for Chris all week. He even followed a customer in the store that he was convinced was Chris, took pictures of him and tried to call him out. So I called up Saeed one last time. *rings* Hello. Hey! Saeed! It's Chris. Hi Chris Yeah, you told me you were coming to *beep* today! Come- come to *beep* then why don’t you come to *beep*? It's better. I-I've been to *beep* I know you've been. I know, I know. What do you mean you know? I saw you Was it when I was leaning over to smell inscents? Yes oh shit So you did see me. That's you, that's you. Why didn't you say anything then? Like while I was there? I did say I did say and then I told- I told you are you Chris? You said no- no it's the wrong person Dude you were freaking stalking me! Of course it creeped me out a little bit- I wasn't going to just- I have your picture on my phone! You took my picture? I know it's you. Yes I did. Wh-what kind of *stumbles for words* *laughs* You walked in the shop, and you didn't say one word! Why? Because I was feeling you out- I wanted to see what your intentions were like- But I knew it was you, as soon as you walked in there and you talked to me, I heard your voice, I recognized your voice, I know it’s you. Like what is it you want? Tell me the truth. Without games! I really want- Let's talk honestly without games Honestly- honest to god, at this point in time I just want my refund and the kiss you offered me. Listen- Kiss I can't give you. Kiss, but I'm more than happy to offer you the refund. Seriously- I'm done with this. But- so you can’t give me a kiss? Let Sham give you the kiss, I'll let Sham give you the kiss. No! You promised me the kiss, you can't just dish it off- What do you think this is you can't just dish it off- I'm a married man, it's against my rules... I can't. What rules? Don't worry I'm not gonna tell God, I won't tell your wife, I'm not gonna tell anyone. *laughs* I'm not gonna tell- I'm not gonna tell anybody! Okay, how about this: happy medium, give me a kiss right now on the phone just like a *kiss sound* No, no, no I'll never do that. Saeed! You came to the shop- Kiss me! Just don't be difficult just honestly after everything you put me through like the glass No man, I will never do that, it's against my rules, sorry! What rules? My rules. I live by rules, I can't. I- Okay well like break the rules Habibi. Like you can break them just a little bit. No Habibi- no- no Habibi No, Habibi kiss me just- No man, I let Sham do that for you Listen is it- isn't Ramadan coming? Ramadan like you won't break your fast just- Tomorrow. Okay, just kiss me before Ramadan. No man, no, no, no. I can't. Listen, it's okay to make it gay when it's not Ramadan. You have a solid like twelve hours! Do you know how much we could do in twelve hours? You can drive here in three- I'm not gay man! Trust me- I'm not I-I know- but like listen- in your culture like I've kissed so many Arab guys and they'd be like "oh it's so nice to meet you" *kiss noises* What my kiss will do to you? We're gonna find out Habibi! *laughs* I really want to see you. Honestly, I want to sit down with you. oh- okay well tell me this, when can we sit down with you and Sham like when's a good time? Uhm, okay, this week definitely I have to come there. I have a delivery to do. Got you, well okay, well can I bring another friend with me when we sit down? You bring whoever you like. No problem. Okay, well I'm gonna bring- I'm gonna bring my friend Austin and he can mediate between us. Just come to *beep* we all sit down and we talk. And bring the lights with you okay? Hey there Saeed What's up man? What's going on you're kissing boys? You tell me, what's going on. What's going on? Wh-What's going on with you and Chris- Bring him to shop. Bring him to the shop. Saeed where's my kiss?! *laughs* I'll see you at the shop in 15 minutes. Saeed, as you might be able to already tell, this whole thing indeed as you initially were speculating, was just a prank set up by your friend Austin. *laughs* Oh boy! When I told you like "do you want a kiss", I was joking because- you got mad when I said you're a nice lady! And honestly, listen, honestly I swear, I didn't know it was a guy it sound like a lady. Well I never really got that kiss but I really think that me and Saeed really bonded! I think so too! If you enjoyed this crazy prank please put a big old like on it! I also uploaded a really funny father's day prank on my second channel yesterday so make sure you check that out. I'll see you subscribers again next week!
