MBMBAM Typography - The Salad Catastrophe

so um so er this one's presented by adrian cows as well thank you adrian it's from yahoo answers user blue fox socks who asks i wish hot salad existed anyone else [Applause] now hold on hey calm down let's all open our minds play in the space yeah let's check it out i'm seeing some very enthusiastic thumbs up from a one to two people in the audience you are now on a list of my own creation i'm sorry you all also know that like warm spinach salad is a thing no it's nothing it's not hot though to be fair yeah we're talking about a salad that you put in your mouth and go oh i do like that they started calling it warm spinach salad because room temperature spinach salad sounds pretty good you know i um i actually had one of these i think last night did anyone make you well the nice thing about being on cruise ship is you can put [ __ ] anything on my salad nobody's gonna say anything to you so i got a regular salad and the lady looked at me with like pride as i walked away like dang justin really did a good job yeah what a good salad it's a lot of cookie points he's so proud of him and then as soon as i [ __ ] hoved out of you from her eyesight i handed my bowl the person behind the counter was like can you throw some grits on there please some grits traps grits for dressing it's 20 20. i'm changing the game grits for dressing this is from a man who used to put marinara as dressing that's old news hey juice the new [ __ ] is grits rule of dressing rule of thumb if you can throw something at a wall and it sticks there that's not dressing hey griffin pasta salad that's a salad salad not a dressing but [ __ ] good try wow what do you think the next one peanut butter dressing what yeah what's next juice oh juice what's what's hot first you'll have to ask the fine chefs here at the new amsterdam what they plan on putting at the bar they didn't offer grits justin they didn't offer grits wasn't on the list addressing that was shay justine there was i love you so much there is no way that they said ranch vinaigrette grits here's my here's the food grits here's what you're gonna get do you want some porridge on there baby bear someone from the dive in outside was like you wanted a hot dog we'll blend it up real good you can sip it in we'll put the whole thing in the blender you won't even have to look at it hey hey dude grits how low is the bottom of the barrel how about just a bowl full of grits with one spinach on top [Applause] hon now you're like a big man prove them wrong anything can be a salad [ __ ] you do you want a big bowl of honey here's what you get with grits as a dressing one judgment two texture three warmth four it's everything salad isn't and now they're together it fixes both it's both okay because grits and salad hey listen if you have synesthesia please never eat a grid salad it sounds like the worst possible sensory experience no it's good imagine i had lemonade i dumped the glass in and someone paid me three dollars to eat it my wife asked me where the lettuce was and i had to look at her honestly and say i no longer remember if there's lettuce in here justin did you eat a bowl of grits i might have made a kfc famous bowl sort of sweetened one accidentally i could have sworn i did get some salad stuff on there pretty sure about it i you know it's bad when you're at the salad bar and you have to point at least four different things you're like um what's that i'm not that familiar with kind of the little round ones do you mean chickpeas okay cool yeah yeah yeah absolutely those pac-man pellets yeah give me that sorry i messed up in that sense i'm sorry all right i'm in i know that i'm breaking typography law right now by having a voice over at the end but you have to listen to me you need to subscribe if you subscribe that means i'll be able to make more of these videos at a faster rate and i also do live streams every other day so whenever you're watching this video uh there's like a 50 chance that i'll be live streaming the night that you're watching it uh i start 8 30 central time you need to subscribe listen thank you so much for watching i really appreciate it and goodbye signing off

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Published: Thu Aug 13 2020