Many Sides of Don Rickles - Full TV Special 1970

[Music] [Music] and out now Goulet comes out with the hand mic right when he walks out with a little cabal a ballerina shows in the tight pants I love you much too much dynamite boy the good Lord Plus this guy with dynamite he goes on and he leans over to the table swanny how I love him is a guy man sings for us and I got him one night well first he and I got Carson we went to Carson's opening and we set right under the microphone at the ringside tape and costing him at knock Carson looks down and see us and already he's up he's up he starts to laugh he can't get the first line and the both of us are now going this guy is great I'm doing him we're doing a double not toe Don Rickles screaming this is great and Carson and he got so flustered he forgot he put the sheriff which is the end of the drunken right after good evening ladies and gentleman and he he ended up with a song that was in the beginning with a cause he had the cards out he didn't know where he was and we were hysterical and the audience kept saying after was over Carson grabs ahold of me and says we're going into the lounge for a snack tonight and he's foaming the pole he's coming he says we're gonna kill him I says well you can't kill him that easily Isis you started it if it goes well and the Kasbah theater had the bar and I'm on the stage and Carson walks that with a bucket of ice and start throwing ice upper-stage said what do you have charlie boom boom boom and Johnny Carson started to do that kind of humor you know so I didn't mind you know and when the show is over I ate his neck [Laughter] [Applause] it's a great snow how did you get started Sheila's true as a kid in Chicago yeah well what happened well I mean you were born you didn't just jump off the table vote swanny how did she get start I actually jumped into a swimming pool at the medina club in Chicago when I was 10 years old it was a commercial film you know for Carlos toothpaste that was like a healthy kid that's how I got my social security curve yeah I'm an actor and then you went to the gunite laid off for 15 years no you went to the Goodman School no for Business School the good enough School of Drama yeah in Chicago yeah and I prepared for the classics and I played Hamlet you play [Laughter] okay that's one for smart Harvey Bob you [Music] stop the physical thing what and get an eye operation [Laughter] why would you call April [Music] his eyes are closed but his mouth is open like why did that stop that room was thought that you were from Canada as I lived there for thirteen years and when you were born you ran around Canada look at this a hockey puck I can't touch anybody the clutch did you ever see a guy at a party by me Oh Charlie hi Alice whoa Jim hello Fred hi Frank hello weird you can't do that Bob I'll have to relax you're a star keep saying yourself I'm a star I'm a star I'm a star and then you believe it you'll be like atoms you better believe you're a big-time B Harvey Korman an Emmy Award winner right Harvey be like him more heat [Music] the many sides of Don Rickles starring Don Rickles with his guests Robert Goulet Harvey Korman and special guest star Don Adams [Music] he's arriving Thank You Wally one moment please I have just received word that brother Gregory has arrived and will be on the set in just a moment now when he gets here let's all try to make them feel at home okay okay excuse me is this stage 7 ladies and gentlemen brother Gregory let's go brother Gregory yeah brother Gregory over here over here I'm the director and on behalf of all the cast and crew I'd like to welcome you here and thank you and tell you how thrilled and delighted we are that you came all the way to Hollywood to help us with the completion of this great film of your life which has been an inspiration to us all who is all thank you kind sir director thank you you don't know what a thrill it is for me to be here and to know number one that you're going to do a movie picture of my life and number two that you flew me all the way from the Himalayas and number three that you sent to my monastery the Minnesota Fats pool table well we certainly hope that you're enjoying it oh so much sir so much we play every night you know we keep score on our beads that's beautiful then now brother I'd like you to meet the man who's portraying your life Rocco I just I just I just can't get my breath I I can't believe it uh a fantastic movie star I a humble little brother like me meeting a great movie star like you this is one of the most exciting moments of my life I'll cherish this moment every minute of my life I'll just cherish it I just want to tell you that the challenge of playing your life is something every actor dreams of doing such generosity my goodness I don't know why all the monks put down Hollywood and I possibly have your autograph come on Rocco let's go comfortable right in there that's it now look anything you want to suggest I mean feel free no I couldn't do that it wouldn't be no no brother you see your presence on the set gives me inspiration no I wanna I want to live I wanna breathe I wanna be you anything you don't like I mean you just speak up I mean bring your little bow any time you want to bring something constructive to the set brother I want you to know that all of us here on this set want this picture to be a living legend how exciting LaRocco I hope I'm not out of line but we do have a picture to do could we get on with it could we hmm [Music] all right let's go everybody come on bake up let's get the Wardrobe let's go come on everything what what seems to be the trouble brother what's bothering I I didn't mean to interrupt it just I don't i inner minor little detail you see our robes don't have zippers you go right on ahead I'll probably repent for hours don't be ridiculous brother it's quite all right any suggestions you have it all we'll be glad to comply with forgive me director at times I've become a pushy monk the scene that we're about to shoot is when you first arrived in the Himalayas and enter the monastery you remember the day oh oh do I have yes very much so I was completely exhausted I walked all the way from Philadelphia wonderful this will be your waters I hope you'll find them satisfactory one doesn't come to a monastery for physical comforts one comes to a monastery to enrich one soul then I shall leave you to your aloneness thank you very much for everything brother I shall now unpack before Vestas talks Bobi school [Music] t-man use a new brother yes I'm brother Gregory oh wow that's out of sight hey man I'm brother Julian hey baby you want to turn on what is it turn on turn on what yes well you see brother people are doing things a little different these days I mean a lot of people they they you see a lot of people they yeah he wouldn't understand I don't understand him yes well look brother you see what I'm trying to do is to bring people something that they understand today I mean you don't want a lot of empty seats in the theater I mean this scene alone will have them lined up around the block I don't even like this scene but it's a good scene brother believe me you'll like it it is a wonderful scene it's strange thank you now let's just try to rehearse the scene where the homeless wave comes to the monastery and you take her in you remember that's oh yes would you do that one oh that's a wonder now smile we're doing the scene brother I I would like to ask you a personal favor anything any good good now while we're doing the scene if you would just try to refrain from making any comment whatsoever until the scene is over we would certainly appreciate it thank you excu excuse me if I'm good will I get my Bell back the same with the homeless wait please [Applause] [Music] course my child here hang on to that thank you Oh missed you too [Music] no that's that's not in my book Oh No there's nothing about kissing and hugging on a bed that's not mom would think a ding not much ding ding ding ding ding a ling a ling it's wrong don't try to tell us how to make pictures we don't try to tell you how to make bread do you know how you people in Hollywood have ruined people's lives Joe Navarro Francis of Assisi Moses and my favorite of all time see what you're getting so upset about you know something I don't even come to think of it I I have script approval don't I yes you do you do have script approval I have approval of the director don't I yes you do yes you do well I don't approve of anything that that just a minute father don't go all excited and get an AHA now I tell you what I'm gonna do I'll rewrite the whole thing for you I don't care all right if that doesn't satisfy you then I'll recast it and I'll let Pat O'Brien play your life forget it that's the way you want to play the game I will personally see to it that not one slice of monk's red is sowed in the supermarket who cares hey I'll see that every Bible in every Hotel in Hollywood is removed big deal I will take back the Minnesota Fats pool table row [Applause] [Music] what does this were on now give us a hint I'm standing around like hockey puck hairy waiting to go on oh very good look who's nervous just just as a hint we're not in Manila I get the feeling with such the Hayakawa and he's Fanning himself this is great though what do you do you're gonna do a half gainer off a sink what do you do we're gonna have you do a little singing the fella neck Don when you get a chance this is my bad side don't worry they won't know this one ain't so hard now I know we're gonna work out no no I'm your friend I'd have to send I'm not in control where do I go Bobby you're gonna sing and you're gonna sing beautifully you're gonna sing right over there in this beautiful area that we have laid out for you take me that's right you don't always have your bubble gum when you're on a baby I'll take you look at this I'll take him oh by the way your bed on the show this is funny stuff don't worry little guy now you get yourself an Emmett Kelly hat see you kids later bye kids make a fuss over them they're longer no Bob how does this strike you for a sec is this does this mean anything for you well if you insist notice how all the guys dressed up for your appearance and that's that's our boom man that's gonna kind of feel willing wonderful guy will he make a fuss they get sensitive I [Music] only kid you Willie you always knew I'd work with a guy from the Bible do you like do you like the set yes okay you do good that's just what you were supposed to say that you love the set we have nothing but a band and he loves the set we have we're gonna give you some arty shot Sal this is Sal it was a hell of an operation we couldn't remove all of it let's see little karate sounds gonna get a little shot at your singing though right you know zoom up under the neck to see that little fat hanging right in there old spaceships return home let me see Bobby if we got a good picture but area is perfect when the good Lord made you chiseled a perfect face take care bye what kind of a game is that but slapping [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] hardship in here for the real straight off the farm with an actual armful he's crazy a real live girl by me your affectionate squeeze Fox at my goggles and buckles my knees to the side and the sound the appeal and the feel singers [Music] what are you doing the rest of your life northern south and east and west of your life I have only one requests of your life let's just spend it all with me all the seasons and the times of your days all the nickels in the time of your days let the reasons and the rhymes of your days all begin and end with me [Music] I wanna see your face in every kind of lie it feels a done and Forrest survive and when you stand before the candles on a cake oh let me be the one to hear the silent wish you make those tomorrow's waiting deep in your eyes in the world of love you keep in your eyes I'll awaken what's asleep in your eyes it may take a kiss or two all I ever will recall of my life it's all of my life with you with you [Laughter] [Music] oh my [Music] [Applause] [Applause] Larry how soon are you coming out two minutes well you've been in there 10 minutes already what are you doing I'm hooking a rug another joke boy every time I want to talk to you it's another joke it's your hostility again all right all right let's talk calmly and coolly shoot well I can't not when you're like that like what like all tense and hostile yeah I'm not tense and I'm not hostile I'm calm I know why you're mad I know why you're mad because I forgot to pick up your place at the cleaners that doesn't mean I hate you that doesn't mean that I want to pull your tongue out of your brains with my own bare hands it simply means I forgot can't you get that through your tongue you are awful and you do hate me I love you I love you Mary please believe me I love you you're my whole life you're a Madonna you're everything you're dancing girls what do you want from me give me a break I'm trying to make a living and all I hear is you're bugging me I love no look I don't care you think you're lovely you don't love me I can live without it look not another word good not another word you hate me I love you hate love for you give me a pain what you say nothing good all right okay [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's the end of our Late Late Late Show our friends Jack Williams Jack Williams cars were some good days come on the finest cars you'll get white sidewall tires hot and as we come to the end of another day let us give thanks for the blessings that have been bestowed upon us may tomorrow be filled with peace and tranquility [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] but you've all been touching and seeing something you've never done before it's unique and exciting how do you feel you feel reborn that's because you were around me you see I have no hangups hmm you see nothing prevents me from giving to you or to you or to you or to anyone I can state to you categorically without fear of contradiction I love you do you have everyone everybody with the exception of my mother my sister Esther lesson three billion people in the universe I totally and utterly adore we're going to chant and crawl and taste ha ha ha all right mr. Correll Nick how can I be part of a circle with someone I no longer circle with someone who doesn't need me what are you saying can he Ramona what are you saying I don't come down here my darling blessin what are you saying i hand-picked all of these people that would harmonize and flow together who is it he must tell me his name if I'm to help you who is him your husband Gary the husband communicator gimme this what I want you to do Mona my darling my blessed one I want you to forget that he's your husband I want you to forget that you detest love and hate his guts when the moment is right when you feel free you will love adore and revere his guts back to Circle Gary let's all assume the love lump easy children ah let's let's hear the love and freedom chant yet Donna the fall feel the warmth of your tangled limbs it doesn't matter I love to I love you and I love you there's the big one just making me crazy all right everyone down on the ground make yourself feel one with the earth one with the universe envelop yourself Chester are are you sure this is a motel it doesn't look like a hotel well it's gotta be a motel Emily you you saw the pool in the little cabins yes I know but those people what are they doing mmm looks to me Emily like somebody lost their contact lens and these folks are helping him try to find it [Applause] seem to be kind of happy doing it yeah I don't know but I don't think I want to spend my wedding night oh did I say wedding night oh yeah now little lady don't you worry sweetheart as far as I'm concerned you're not a dirty person yeah he's just so nervous don't be nervous Emily I'll let you in on a little secret little secret hon before I met you I never even went bowling with a girl just slow down boy we happen to be newlyweds our fee for the weekend is $100 I don't care what your fears fella we're on our honeymoon oh boy honeymoon special $150 for the pair a small price to pay for social and sexual freedom I don't need that kind of talk you see that see how easily you express anger that's very good that's very good anyway as I was saying about social and sexual fire again fella again I'm not gonna say it again next time I drop your fella that's that's good thank les you sir where you're going with the left hand fella it's my right hand but we'll straighten all that out later food did you notice that you notice you see what his specific hang-up is every time I say sexual that's very good you have a hanger but that's alright we're gonna deal with that we're going to work with I got a real hang-up fella if this keeps up you're going in a closet let's see I'll tell you what to make you feel more comfortable I refrain from using that language all right good boy good good welcome welcome our two new beautiful people to the group should say our goodbyes all right I think you're right there Emily we ought to be running along deny yourself my teaching I could open up your whole world what's wrong with you fella don't open up the world just open up the door don't go mr. Krown it can make you sense and feel it and love he can make you like us we're gonna get out of here I'm late I think it's best we run along all right don't have to let them go I know why they don't want to say they're on their honeymoon they can't wait to be alone together in their hotel room [Music] well when you think about it where where's good sports is a nice fella huh family huh I think we could stay possibly a couple of minutes what do you say I'm like join the group I'm like this you can pay me later cash check money order doesn't matter money then what is the back of me all right form a circle form a circle our first exercise is going to be sensory awakenings all right everyone take off your clothes oh that [ __ ] anyway let's get out I'm sorry my darlings I'm going too fast for you I'm sorry we'll slow down will slow down you're going to get annoyed with you just come right back I'm sorry we'll take it one step at a time one step at a time you notice the symbolism good just cold walking walk if you know how to run never try to flow I'm one of the universe you understand me sir I don't know who you are for Allah but you got to be put away all right now we're gonna form a circle not everybody up and pick yourself a partner pick a partner that's it now everyone say to your partner exactly what you're feeling I don't edit say exactly what you're feeling your eyes they say so much I have astigmatism watch me beautiful Oh fine thanks waiting you're beautiful you really think so no thank you for being honest beautiful lips I'd like to touch them so sorry honey they're they're a little chapped right now their hair is lovely but why not why not let it cascade down over your shoulders better to wake you with my dear can i caress your elbow hi honey can I just your navel can they tickle your nose run through your hair with my own hands or your wife yeah I want to know your neck I'm gonna teach you tell me you know how I pictured [ __ ] and I want to miss you cavities and I want to look who's suing your either Valley or at home a kazoo in your ear that's wild that's why but that's wonderful I now move onto Tates oh I thought was basketball part of that why you kissing the future let me join in Oh already [Applause] where are they [Music] Emily yeah and they I'm I'm sorry I behaved like that oh no no no it's my fault I just made a fool of myself shall we go I'd like to Emily I lied to you I did take a girl bowling before I met you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we're at the at the group therapy session right who gave me three rocks what Harvey you know that's a joke I kid around like that Donna Adams my best buddy right yeah if I go boo he goes huh you want to hurt me I kid around like that yeah but I mean this agenda as an actor hitting but you really gave me some belt I mean I thought was kind of hostile done no Harvey honest and well I'm letting fine know we'll come over come over here I want to maybe prove it maybe I'm right okay all right gentlemen my name is Harvey Korman I appear rather successfully on television on the other hand this is Don Rickles may may I may I say before we meet officially that this gentleman is also an Emmy Award winner and one of the stars of The Carol Burnett Show all I want you to meet three very respected members of the scientific community this is dr. Harvey Mendez yes he is a psychologist who has his own private practice he is also on the staff of UCLA you know what he teaches he teaches a course entitled the psychology of humor him this is true now this is dr. lewis Oblonsky doctor yes he is a sociologist and he's written several books in the area of social psychology he's currently a professor at San Fernando Valley State College dr. LeBlanc now this is dr. Richard Scott thank you Don Rickles he is a medical doctor who specializes in medical communications okay Don these are your three gentlemen sit down Don gentlemen what I would like to know if he's not hostile why he rips everybody guts out and plays basketball yeah goodbye doc good luck bless you seriously yeah I'm a fan of yours and I watched you for many years and I am impressed with the I think the fundamental fact that you're a very sweet kind compassionate person I really mean that and you put on this hostile act and why well doctor it started out as a gag and then when I found out there was money involved its steamrolled when you were you're aware of rather simple psychological notion that some people fight with words and other people fight with their fists and whatever and now when you were a kid were you a fighter did you get into many fights with me let me say this to you dr. Yablonski I was my nickname was yellow [Music] you never got into a fight with another kid no I never did I had a beautiful thing called I have sinus I would that you you know you I keep using the word seriously which is impossible but the you walk you read to say whatever you want I'm here to help you [Applause] you know I was a victim of yours or a subject once around nine years ago in a club up here on the Sun for the slave brothers where I started Kevin you remember me do you remember no doctor I really don't I do this humor from the top of my head a great deal of it today is planned and thought out because as you become more successful you have to know your craft I don't recall sometimes I have a great recollection of the people I have ribbed in your case I don't particularly remember you not that that's a you know something to be said about I came here to get even and I'm losing again you're doing just fine when you get a chance doctor what are the other two fellows oh they're part of my egg get your doctor no you know I tell you I'm listening to the two of you and what surprises me honestly is to find you tense the tensions that build up within me is my makeup because I am always trying with all my soul to do well and when you do what I call attack humor or make fun of people with love which I try to project which not not everyone will accept me for this and so when you do the type of humor I do you are under a great deal of tension because I edit myself as I speak I must say that standing here with three men of great education and great background and being men of medicine who are qualified to discuss these sort of things is a very unique position for me to be in so naturally I am doubly nervous but I am nervous with it with a sense of warmth and feeling for for the three of you because I know you're not my enemy interests me seriously I wanted to ask you if you could tell the relationship between the public don rickles and the private Don Rickles you started to say something like that and what I gathered was that you said that in private you're not the way you appear in public is that true the image is really that I have developed this style when I was comparatively a young man I rip people a great deal and I seem to find people respond to this kind of humor in other words I say to you dr. Mendes I don't like you now now that as you see by your reaction I do not say that would there's some someone else could say that and would be kind of hostile and rude now not everyone will accept that not knowing you that well I don't know if you would accept that but my whole humor has been based on ribbing people no idea when you come on to someone where you really are angry at someone and you want to you know you want to waste them verbally you know you're really a you get angry yes we all you know not right in private life I do but what do you do my mother takes me out of the will in private life like any other gentleman I have not I am NOT a man of violence I become very upset uh I am the type of a man if I become that emotional and that angry with somebody I care about dearly I will cry I was interested in mr. Echols that you had done if you were done I was interested that you said that good much of your work came from the top of your head perhaps that explains some one of your characteristic trademarks I noticed also that you [Applause] I said dr. Scott could be trouble I noticed also that you said in to the two or three occasions where you have referred to your style you said it as ribbing when a good many other of us would say kidding and I wonder what sort of reactions you think audiences have to what is either a ribbing or a kidding style when we consider what kidding really means in that regard why why do you suppose your popularity is as it is well I think dr. Scott that I not coming it seems you had another singer in there dr. Mendes and dr. Yablonski we're doing great dr. Scott is steaming me no really I would say a doctor what I what I try to do it's very difficult to say it's presumptuous of me to be that egotistical I think when I say RHIB either people enjoy me tremendously well they have a tremendous dislike for me let's being very honest I mean the love or they say I can't stand that man now I feel very bad when that happens because my goal is to laugh at ourselves Michael [Music] you know I was married very late in life to be exact four years ago they have been the happiest years of my life we have a wonderful little daughter two years old and another baby on the way I came across something that I would like to read for you I hope you will find it as meaningful as I do a bong collector [Music] the first seven years of his life he collected noise measles abrasions freckles curiosity and dirt at ten he collected a gang black eyes a bicycle poison ivy his father's pipe and a sudden nausea at 12 he collected a broken leg a sweetheart and a suspicion that all was not well with the universe at 18 he collected a college friendships romantic moments a heart broken in four places and a certainty that something was wrong with the universe from 23 to 30 he collected the world at 31 he collected himself not enough money and a wife last night he collected alphabet blocks rubber balls a bear a duck a monkey and put them in the toy box for the night I want to thank my good friends Robert Goulet Harvey Korman and my good buddy Donna Adams until we meet again good night and God bless [Applause] [Music] also appearing in our program rivero's would Janine Barrett married been an elder Bruce gurbin Jack Riley bill walk any writer Neil Schwartz Sally smaller [Music] this is city boy speaking I'm like god that's me [Music]

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Length: 49min 51sec (2991 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 16 2018