Tim getting his hair cut

[Applause] [Music] in here please fellas is this your first visit to our salon yeah I'm a little nervous uh had never been in this kind of a barbershop we are not a barbershop we are a hair styling salon you see each member of our staff is a tonsorial expert Oh why I had mine out when I was little kid so you and Miss Francine you're gonna get along great well I hope oh I miss Francine oh you mean a lady's gonna cut my hair oh yes you see all of our clients and staff are completely sexually integrated this is a unisex salon what are unisex Oh golly uh I just wanted to trim what miss Francine you know just what to do now if you make yourself comfortable she'll be right with you oh boy hi Oh [Music] too long but I was after luncheon with my girlfriend Lucille you see it's Thursday and every Thursday Lucille and me we goes to trash collection you know and so I always orders a tuna salad on toast and Lucille always borders the liverwurst on rye with lettuce and tomato but hold the mustard feel as a whole a mustard tight girl look you know what I mean anyway today Lucille and meat was a trash for munching because it's Thursday and I orders my regular tuna fish on toast and she orders the liverwurst on Roy with her lettuce and tomato but with mustard what I was absolutely stone so I said to her I says who seal how come today you order sure liverwurst on rye with mustard and yeah what she said to me Lucille says to me I almost forgot careful liverwurst anyway but I don't care much of a Lucille she's my best friend do you know how it is yeah we go you ain't much of a talker are you don't you worry your pretty little head about that night now let's see what's going up here on Mount Baldy sure ain't much to work with is here well don't worry I'll fix you up in no time everything's gonna be [Music] [Applause] [Applause] it's Norman Norman ah-ha I'm a little nervous you see how just having the trim it's right there never had a girl cut my hair before oh listen I understand perfectly how you feel your little nervous in a new situation at all but just leave it to Francine how to relax you I know exactly how to do this oh and every last Oh personally I just got into men's twat where is my cell but I'm really glad to make one of them male chauvinistic 'epic they're nothing like our motion sickness iris now Shampoo time expect me to tell you if you don't help me all right now we're gonna wash you here are you ready hold your breath the trimmer to go watch your regular guy you know that how our people here give me a pain sometimes putting on airs about the state of high-class salon my class my aunt Fanny firstly I think this is a clip joint Oh Oh basically a trim Oh what's that for well it's just soften your beard so I can give you a shave oh well I know I just have a trip to see the goodness sakes the beard I do is at 4 o'clock where did I leave my smart today way would you [Applause] Jesus [Music] something in it yeah I think you could use a facial got a little bumps up there girl are you still in much houses real good for you there you go you look better that way it covers it up oh there we go now while that setting will take care of you can you see where it says trim dryers oh I know when you can see this or not hello I'm leaving three oh my god it's right over there oh good [Music] a lot of tiles today hey where Norman go [Music] you

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Length: 8min 36sec (516 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 23 2017