Carol Burnett Show - Royal Family - Carol Cracks Up

[Music] mommy mommy I must talk to you mommy darling how many times have I told you it is rude for a princess to interrupt the king and the Queen while they are at play terribly sorry mummy please continue do you think you have it yes I think so scissors rock paper one two three earth scissors again one two three Oh your paper and scissors scissors cuts paper what was that you wanted to see me about mummy I've met the man I want to marry but darling you're engaged to marry the Earl of Shikha war with mummy the Earl of sugar waters and yachts I beg your pardon yes mummy you knew my daddy but dear I'm afraid you shall have to marry the Earl of shippable what would you say your own words please she said she doesn't want to man either live sugar more well I don't blame her the man is a yutz thank you should she nanny this new champ and I don't care who she marries as long as we get we didn't mean me my darling yes mommy you have your daddy's permission oh thank you daddy I'll introduce you to him now [Applause] [Music] hi mommy daddy holy Toledo Tim the princess may we have a word with you please yes mommy darling your Diddy and I know this gentleman I did know if you're aware of it or not but he's the one who swallowed a live hand grenade and has no internal organs whatsoever that man is completely Hollow perhaps I can talk him out good idea my boy I dad your majesty thank you so you want to marry my daughter today well I really don't want to marry her but she's a pretty tough cookie I see you understand my boy that you are marrying a member of the royal family whose bloodline has continued virtually unchanged since the 13th century yeah so don't you understand what I'm trying to say someday she will look exactly like her mother Oh what's wrong with that the band's an imbecile she's not exactly Einstein either let's give in to her ding dong you have our permission to marry this chair hey wait wait wait ho I'm not getting in Meriden no Palace I beg your pardon take the palace and stick it in your ear where he wants to get married good idea Oh India brace yourself Archie where would you like to be married I'd like to be married at sea he wants to be married at sea oh good shoes your father bet on Disneyland what should I do well yeah we found it best to just let the chap have his way oh thank you oh ah it'll be just wonderful we'll have to Royal Navy give us one of their boats no I don't want no boat what the backstroke backstroke you that she's everybody who do you with nobody what do you be doing I said the backstroke yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] it's a backstroke not the sidestroke see we like a good joke as much as anyone else yes indeed we like an occasional Cocker now let me tell you what suppose you are out sea and you're doing the backstroke UCF night at night who's telling this just think of the punchline now it's at night and you're doing the backstroke and your mouth FZ and look up into the sky what do you see well probably see stars you got it [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Music Sweet Music

Views: 2,250,547

Rating: 4.7323909 out of 5

Keywords: carol burnett show

Id: yf8xQk9PNKo

Length: 8min 40sec (520 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 24 2019