Lying Trump Dumped by Accountants & Freddie the Stoner's Question for Olympic Gold Winner Chloe Kim

in sunny california where the unmasking has begun as of today the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted which is a shame because i was just about to get a nose job and if you got the shots you no longer have to wear a mask indoors and yet i look out in our studio audience i see masks on every face and that's because in la county we're still required to mask up unless you're at a football game in which case you don't have to wear a mask at all the rules are very clear right guillermo i got it repeat them back to me if you would uh they are in the counting there are no more mass but here in los angeles we have to wear a mess i think you're did i say it right not really no no should i cold today yeah very cold we're training a little bit it was 60 degrees we think that's cold but it was 85 on sunday and now it's 25 degree i shouldn't complain we have a pretty good here weather-wise the rest of the country is very cold this is from massachusetts where this poor kid all the boy wanted was to shoot some hoops [Applause] isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen and now the long wait for spring it's like something that would happen to charlie brown you know speaking of inflated orange balls donald trump is probably bouncing off the wall he never built court documents have revealed that trump's longtime accounting firm dropped and distanced themselves from their most famous client the firm called mazars sent a dear don letter to the trump organization saying we right to advise that the statements of financial condition from donald trade trump for the years ending june 30th 2011 to june 30th 2020 should no longer be relied upon and we've come to this conclusion based in part upon the filings made by the new york attorney general our own investigation and information received from internal and external sources in other words we are not going to prison with you mr trump we are the new york attorney general the manhattan district attorney been trying to determine whether the insurers lenders and others trump dealt with were misled about the strength of his finances let me save you guys some trouble they were absolutely mazar said they can no longer work for the trump organization and i tell you there's nothing more depressing than getting dumped by your accountant during tax season it's like getting divorced on christmas eve you know and i i like the idea of donald trump angrily now setting up a turbo tax account to get his taxes done a lot of people believe this could be it for donald trump this could be the one i don't know how many of the ones have we had now we've had like 400 or something last week we found out he was flushing documents down the toilet the week before that he wanted homeland security to seize the voting machines he's still on the loose what else do we need to know well here's one according to uh multiple sources this uh came out they're having trouble piecing together his phone records on january 6 because trump had a habit of making calls from other people's phones he would pick up other people's phones because he didn't want the white house staff listening in he even used the personal phone of a secret service agent to call melania when the stormy daniels story came out trump was on the golf course the story came out he's like uh oh he tries to call melania from his phone but she didn't pick up so he called her from the secret service agent's phone she picked up right away anyway i guess what i'm saying is happy belated valentine's you two it's exactly donald trump being on the golf course when the stormy daniels story came out might be the least surprising surprise in the history of presidenting but meanwhile trump's terrible kids are making the rounds desperately trying to protect the golden goose last night eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote this made-up hillary clinton spying case they're now pumping into the fox news viewers soft oatmeal like brains hillary rodham clinton is a new york resident let me just kind of break that down for you she lives in chappaqua new york and guess where trump tower is located it's located on 5th avenue in new york where are these prosecutors where is the d.a isn't that a federal affiliate isn't that a you know isn't that fraud isn't that all sorts of offenses all sorts of offenses i don't know i never noticed what a voice he why is ivanka's voice more masculine than eric's the high pitch eric you know if you want to know where the prosecutors are the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father that's where they are even the only prominent member of the magaverse having legal trouble a man judge jury today rejected sarah palin's lawsuit against the new york times they said there wasn't enough evidence to prove the times defamed her in an editorial they published in 2017 so i guess she traveled all that way under her dog sled for nothing i have to say between the elections and the lawsuits the mass singer sarah palin is one of the most versatile losers in history she's got range meanwhile palin 3.0 uh congresswoman marjorie taylor green last week uh you may have heard she confused the word gestapo with gazpacho and we all made fun of her so last night clan mom zoomed in with um oan where host dan ball bent over so far he could taste his own last name to butter up his big name guest rj taylor green congresswoman thanks for coming on the program cnn ripped you msnbc jimmy who cares kimmel uh calling you a clan mom for the trump storm troopers whatever they're so disgusting over there um but you've been having fun with this it's a slip of the tongue it happens i screw stuff up everybody does when you're on live tv just rolling and rifting right yeah right just rolling and rifting whatever whatever rifting is i'm not exactly sure but so then to make some kind of point about how unfairly they're treated dan who kind of comes off like he seems to me like what would happen if kirk cameron went to the columbia school of broadcasting shows a series of clips of president biden getting things wrong in the cvc parking lots and walgreens parking lots i forget the other one he mentioned ppp the mask and the gowns and all the gear and marjorie those are just the acronyms joe couldn't get right in the last year we've all seen the gaffes where he brain farts people's names where he messes up words and not one peep from jimmy kimmel or the mainstream media yet you mess up one word and you're the devil yeah no she's not the devil the devil is smart and by the way i mean the devil is you know he's a clever guy and if jill biden walked into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of gestapo you better believe i'll mention it that is my commitment to you we got a lot of oddballs running this country and not just on a national level this is from a city council meeting last week in hudson ohio during which the now former mayor suggested that allowing ice fishing in the park might somehow lead to prostitution additionally if you open this up to ice fishing while on the surface it sounds good then what happens next year does someone come back and say i want an ice shanty on hudson springs park for x amount of time and if you then allow ice fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem prostitution [Applause] just data points to consider okay all right i don't know how he got there but um he now claims that was a joke what a hilarious delivery by the way very deadpan but he resigned on monday he's not which man maybe that was a joke too maybe it didn't it did make me curious i mean maybe there's some link maybe there's something between prostitution and ice fishing that we don't know about so i did a thorough search of prostitution and ice fishing and no there isn't there's none the mayor is just getting lonely in his shack this is the other major scandal uh on ice camila vallieva you know who this is she's a russian figure skater she's favored to win gold uh she tests a positive for a banned heart medication that they say can boost endurance in a human she was tested on christmas but the result didn't come back to last week so now she's in first place and they're planning to delay the medal ceremony until the investigation is done so nobody gets a medal until they know and her excuse is a great one she claims the reason she tested positive for the heart medication because her grandfather takes it somehow it accidentally got in her her lawyer said maybe her grandfather drank something from a glass saliva got in and this glass was somehow later used by the athlete ah the old must be from grandpa's saliva defense huh we've all shared a big wet cup of water with granddad haven't we i think the real question is how much of your grandfather's saliva are you coming in contact with and why she tested positive for three substances that can be used to treat heart problems imagine how devastating this must be you train your whole life between the olympics follow all the rules put in all the hours eat the right things last minute you accidentally take your grandfather's heart medicine and why does this keep having a russia these poor people will you leave them alone speaking of drugs there are too many olympic events going on for me to keep up with so i've enlisted the help of a young man who has a great deal of time on his hands and let's welcome him now from his place in buchanan michigan say hello to freddie the stoner hi freddie how are the olympics going hey oh those olympics man there's olympioids they're going at it brother is that what you're calling them olympioids uh yeah it's a form of cannabinoid uh something to do with the uh the testing uh russian doping scandal it's everywhere man everybody's got olympia fever right now yeah so freddie you um how high are you tonight on a scale of bronze to gold bronze to gold yeah oh man i'm like a shiny gold statue oscar so uh you've been watching the games for us and you even made a chart of some kind to keep track of the medals right oh i have yeah you asked yeah here check it out everybody this is fred's olympic gold medal chart uh-huh and that's up today the top team so far all right well hey i'm glad the norwegians they're doing what norway does best which is olympic sports uh in the wintertime we got 12 gold stars right now i mean gold medals yeah and uh this is uh seven snowballs i mean silver gold uh-huh silver medals and then they got some bronze which are those are turds yeah i noticed that yeah i guess you don't have a bronze colored uh marker there but you know some people are gold stars and some people are well yeah yeah right they're cheap now freddy have you ever had the chance to speak to an olympic gold medalist never never i would like to introduce you to one then she's fresh off her second consecutive gold medal in the women's halfpipe and she's representing us uh in the united states please welcome [Applause] how are you thank you for coming chloe congratulations do you know this young lady yeah that's a badass that's right two olympics in a room that's freddy right there chloe hi freddy i'm so excited peace be with you chloe keep shredding man yeah i saw what you did freddy's like a snowboarder who can't snowboard so chloe thank you for being here and again congratulations and i wanted to because freddy is our new olympic guy i wanted to give him a chance to ask a question are you ready yes okay so go ahead freddy you got one shot one question for two-time gold medalist chloe kim go ahead oh dude did you jump the wall while you're out there no but we actually took the wall we talked about it we're talking [Applause] well chloe thank you for bringing uh so much honor to this ridiculous country and for chatting with freddie chloe kim everybody hi i'm jimmy kimmel and this is the internet i made it myself hit subscribe if you like it

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Length: 14min 17sec (857 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 16 2022