Luckless In Love | Movie Starring Paniz Zade and Brett Donahue

[Music] okay well this is me okay okay bye [Music] [Music] thanks no I think you're going to love it actually here we [Music] are [Music] oh hey roomie how'd it go uh another dating nightmare more blog fought her though oh and he definitely lied about his height on his profile heit unless he was using the metric system well at least you're getting fresh new material for luckless right here you go Cheers Cheers [Music] okay that is disgusting okay uh yeah cheers to eight gra for Ste hold not who's that that's my son hey Ty you home early yeah coach let us out early uh do we have uh any extra Thai food so what's your name Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney be serious he's a single dad he's what at least like eight years older than you like do you really want to be dealing with me all the time I'm going through puberty as we speak and I'm a nightmare he knows it you really want to waste your 20s trying to be my stepmom okay yeah there's a reasonable explanation why I didn't and you don't really have to go but she's gone she seemed nice yeah actress dancer actually shocking shocking yeah yeah lots of shocks tonight um hey you you know that nice fancy expensive cell phone I got you well you can use that to like call or text me tell me you're coming early maybe and then we just we'd have less shocks you know what I was thinking that but I was like he's probably busy I don't want to interrupt I was busy yeah who knew not you cuz you didn't call me [Music] what's up with you come on out with it can I uh can I have some money it's a school dance tickets going sell today so are you finally going to ask that girl out uh yeah I I think so there you are thanks hey you got this yeah Al I'll see you later yeah okay so while you were off on your date with napole ingga had me taste T not one not two but five raw only restaurants this weekend I never want to see an uncooked cared in my life okay oh oh hey uh you dropped this oh oh thank you that uh that would have been bad school dance tickets going on S today so oh well good luck I hope whoever you're asking says yes yeah me too thanks bye bye a sweet kid my blog barely has any readers and my mother my mother is now officially calling me her spinster daughter spinster like I'm I don't know some kind of a Victorian recru okay I actually kind of like that it's like you're a poisonous spider trying to trap a man in a web right or I'm a writer with a failing dating block you know what your post about the gym guy was really fun and he spent 3 hours extolling the merits of Taff and plan yeah you know what at least we can Revel in how beautiful the city is in the springtime mhm well I would rather Rebel in that you are Shameless I'm and we're late and you got some drooling right there ladies all staff meeting in the sanctuary please now here we go another round of pre-summer weight loss plans and obscenely priced travel guides it's like the swimsuit season prep brings out the um demon inside of her you know what maybe this year she'll want something new you know maybe fiction yeah or maybe pigs will fly okay okay Kira I'm going to need some recipes for vegan baked goods for lifestyle and please do not send me anything else with dates in them you know I abhor dates they make my thighs bloat right I hate it when that happens um can I just ask you one question Ina uh can I use sugar this time Kira is it 1985 no it's not okay moving on Jen hi I'm I'm going to need you to uh take over advice spring flings Single Ladies we're really ramping up our spring dating issue and I want you to spearhead it Ina sorry I just like kind of thought that you know I was going to tackle that no Winnie uh I'll give you something more manageable facial oils facial oils the oil that you put on your face right yeah hydrates I love facial oils and gun perfect write a piece on it yeah enter oh hi Ang hello Winnie I was hoping to talk to you about my column you're just not relatable dear I mean everything you write is just so boring okay there's nothing personal or interesting about your work you may as well be an algorithm at this point well I I I actually uh have a Blog on the side where I write about dating anonymously it's called luckless and well I mean I think that's relatable you know maybe that's that's what our readers need Ina to read about women who don't have it all figured out who don't have all the answers to dating Winnie Winnie Winnie let me stop you right there because you have to remember that our readers come to us for aspirational Content yes not to hear about your sad little things and sorry was I not perfectly clear that I expect my writers to focus entirely on their mush content yeah I I know but I no buts now you have a piece to write on facial oils off you go I hear that's fabulous by the way peppermint under eye with vitalize morning DK Perkins don't you ever knock I sign this guy right every sports agent in the city wants to sign Dirk Perkins from what I hear he's a petent little zit hey he might be a little zit but he is going to make us not money if you're going to take over my company you got to do more than sign Dirk Dirk Perkins is going to be the greatest baseball player since Mickey Mantle we got to sign him that overconfident little Punk will never be as great as Mickey you got that if you want to sign him go sign him just quit bugging me you're going to thank me one day uh red mhm are those the tickets to the inside is SC they sure are perfect because I think that would be the greatest place to butter up DK you know a little Glitz a little Glam Hob Knob with the creme Creme of the city bada bing bada boom weeding and dealing uh about that there's something we need to discuss shoot you hungry I think it might be good for you to sit at The Insider Galla this year hilarious nice one red I'm serious what sit it out as in I'm not invited but I I represent the agency we always go how can I put this you ruin the gala every year without fail no last year that that that famous singer guy and I danced for like 2 hours you danc for 2 minutes and then you left with that Victoria Secret model who wasn't even your date so she was that famous singer guy's girlfriend what's the problem when are you going to stop acting like a kid huh don't you want a real relationship for Tai something serious you must be tired of all this running around and I'm sure Ty is too listen Ty and I are doing fine on our own and I don't want to go to the Gard to flirt with women Dirk Perkins is the biggest Prospect Rhett if you if you're worried about me taking over you don't have to because I know the company inside and out but I've got to be at the gala to cash in on Durk not this you're holding come on what what do I got to do to prove to you I can handle this what what are you scheming I have a proposition okay the gala is in exactly one month why not find a girl and try dating seriously you're you're predicating my attendance on my ability to find a girlfriend okay piece of cake no I want to see you actually take a girl seriously maybe even fall in love if you're lucky look if you want to take over my company I got to see real commitment bring it to dinner the night before the gala and I'll decide then if you form a real connection do that then you can come now R this's got to be another option just go for someone you wouldn't usually go for you can do it ow ow ow ow ow ow are you okay Inga is killing me with this face old article I mean peppermint does not belong anywhere near your eyes it feels like I just maed myself here try this oh thank you taste like rocks okay well you try inventing a calorie free pastry okay yeah well at least she's letting you keep your column I mean she said my writing isn't personal forget Inga mush is just a job you should focus on your own projects ooh like your blog oh my gosh hey you should write something for mush on luckless like what okay so you think your dating life is a disaster and yes it is but it's actually pretty entertaining ooh maybe you just need to find the perfect mush guy yeah you know that's not a bad idea right yeah I I can find a guy who I know girls like me have dated before someone who Inga finds aspirational yes but I mean what kind of a guy has every girl dated a commitment phobic Manchild yep y oh oh wow you got to throw those out that's disgusting let's go find this guy yes yeah I mean I we the two musketeers right we don't need some lady coming in here and messing up our guys things we are the kings of our own castle where are you going with this so I know you're not thrilled about some of the women I've dated but Rhett is insisting that I give looking for a serious girlfriend a try I mean it's really important cuz I got to sign this Prospect and I've got to do it at a garet and sign so okay so red wants you to have a girlfriend so that you can go to the gala and sign that dirt guy yeah I say do it you know just find someone that Rhett will like and then after that we can go back to normal two musketeers right and you're okay with this yeah whatever sometimes I swear you're a 4y old man stuck in a teenager's body gross all right you want to uh help me pick one uh duh all right she's got to be the serious type oh what about her uh yeah so how about I handle this you handle homework slame well here goes nothing okay let's see here here we go okay nice mustache but you know what too artsy he looks like he would spend all night quoting kka oh what about him oh wait a minute isn't that the hot guy from the coffee shop do it right now before I do come on he messaged me he wants to meet wow he moves fast operation let's make luckless mush approved AIG okay luck here we go good luck I'm going yes that guy is so hot uh hi Winnie that's funny I think I saw you the other day yes you must be H then hi hi uh this is the place they do great live music I think it's jazz tonight not my preferred John R perfect I love jazz I actually used to sing in a jazz club in college oh God really no not me terrified of singing oh anyone can be taught to sing like teaching a dog how to walk on a high legs shall we oh Jinx so what kind of things do you write well I actually work for a women's Lifestyle brand mush right now yeah um but I'd like to write fiction novels someday cool cool cool cool um I'm an agent sports agent represent a few All Stars Alexy on speed live no big deal the the picture oh hey Christie Britney Britney Britney right uh Winnie this is Britney Britney Winnie hi I really wish it have just told you you know what Britney we are actually on a date so this is not the right no no no don't mind me this is great uh Brit what did he not tell you about exactly she's not important it's not important um it was one day so let's not make this a bigger thing than it actually [Music] is this J and tonic so what did you not tell her about exactly we went on we went on one one date it's really not important okay well I have what I need I mean what's the big deal we went on one date and I haven't even seen her since oh and her Fury just totally came out of left field what did you mislead her about women don't go around just dowsing men in overpriced cocktails for no reason well apparently in my experience sometimes they do okay so you just go out with women hide something big from them and then never talk to them again yeah I've dated around so what you are a walking cliche women like you were exhausting oh I'm exhausting I'm sorry I wasn't the one who just had an ex lover pour a drink on you our next lover yeah oh yeah oh there's another one yeah why don't you do have a great night fine fine go you giant eyed stuck up Jazz lady fine you you you you loia oh I don't timey insult that I'm not even really sure I understand how will I ever recover good night um I'm guessing it went pretty much how we EXP ected it what he's Satan Kira Satan that's why he's so hot you have no idea well happy writing Miss luckless I don't want your should I don't want I don't want anything to anything how's that for personal cuz I don't want anything to anything about [Music] you hey hey you okay you look tired are you hungry do you need a snack no and that's just a polite way to say I look horrible okay don't freak out okay okay Ina would like to speak to you in her office alone right now why why why why why I know she just insisted that I send you into to see her when you got in maybe she just wants to talk to you about your fiction work you think really no I'm sorry I'm just trying to make you feel better and I'm really stressed out yeah okay Pier can you stop sneaking up on me like that I will be right there okay okay don't worry okay Kira what if she saw my blog oh what if she saw my blog there's no way that she saw the blog nobody reads the blog except me and weird Greg in 5c ouch sorry and crazy Carl and sixs nice guy yeah yeah why are you screaming sorry just your hand looked um you wanted to see me it's for cell regeneration obviously and yes I want to speak to you about this this is your blog is it not the one you were trying to pitch me the other day I can explain she's [Music] viral my best friend this blog is biting witty on Trend very unlike you I I was actually trying to take your advice you know be more personal in my writing and I thought the blog was a great exercise and and I know technically you know it's not allowed but it's Brave and controversial I love it you what I love it so I'm not fired no no no no no no no no no see I want to take this little Anonymous blog of yours and turn it into a regular column on l i want you to keep writing content like this really we oh yes oh I have so many ideas I mean there's so many things that I want to write about no no no no no no dear I'm sorry you're not you're not understanding see dating in the city it's it's a jungle okay women are struggling every day to find real lasting love we should embrace all your many many flaws that's what our site needs your date was cathartic it was a a beautiful Revenge story set against every guy in the city like the player a Triumph from breakup column uh yeah I'm actually not not following you keep dating this player character put him in more uncomfortable situations write about it for the site and I will consider letting you have your own column to write whatever you want okay so so you want me to keep seeing whole the player and to write about how much of a disaster he is and then I get to write whatever I want exactly and I'm doubling your pay and promoting you from staff writer to regular columnist congratulations I mean Ina I mean this is an incredible opportunity really it is I I just I don't don't think it is possible I mean I can't even guarantee that H agree to see me I mean he hates me like really really hates me well if you want a Callum in Creative control at mush make him unhate you okay but I have one condition I'm I'm listening as long as you want me to write about my personal life I get to keep my anonymity and I also get to protect his identity being anonymous just helps me be more honest in my [Music] writing surprisingly Chic deal all right so uh this column will run till the end of the month and then you can pit me whatever you want go why the end of the month because then we'll be switching over to juice cleanses and colonics Winnie come on keep up ju GL says yeah I can't wait thank [Music] you what happened uh well she gave me my own column what are you kidding that's amazing right why do you look so disappointed I I'll tell you later I just I got to go have lunch with my mother oh joy say hi to event for me oh yeah love you spinster daughter you're slouching dear I don't understand why you're always slouching I don't know when are you going to just take your trust fund already this job is grinding you to a fine powder I uh I want to make my own money okay I have an apartment that I pay for I'm a writer now I we've been over this you are a gossip columnist I it's hard a real writer well it's not gossip it's actually a Lifestyle brand it's a huge company um I just don't understand why you insist on this Bohemian starving artist bit I mean this family has worked hard to give you the means to live a comfortable life and you're Throwing It All Away to write I don't know what are you writing now well I actually uh just got my own column oh yeah about dating oh go [Music] nice Cut D I swear it was like every woman in that place was a vulture and I was a piece of fresh roko but that Winnie stole my [Music] mojo there a bit outside it's all right DK keep it up come on jir you're weak today speak of a literal devil give it another shot why not why would I go in another date with a woman who made it very clear she thinks I'm a walking cliche of an unsettled Manchild to her credit she's not wrong yeah she is right really selling me on this second date red you're so used to having women fall all over themselves for you that maybe it's time that you spend some time with a woman that doesn't find your over confidence your London accent and your annoyingly good hairline so Charming call me at [Music] 6's going on okay one more date for [Music] Perkins I can't believe he agreed to another date yeah it's like he was actually eager to see me but luckily you know I had a little bit of time to plan something ooh yeah you know just something to speed along the material make Inga happy well that's the only thing that's important making Inga happy mhm have fun thank you see you later all right I am off second date with serious girl I ordered you Pizza cool you know if I keep this up I might actually get a serious girlfriend whoa Ty come on mate I'm joking that's not funny so what's going on with that girl you like did you ask her to dance yet uh not exactly come on you got to put yourself out there well that's easy for you to say okay Ty listen women are easy just tell her that you like her Dad no offense but I just don't think it's a good idea for me to be taking advice from a guy who got a drink thrown at him less than 24 hours ago and is now going on a second date with a girl he doesn't even like because his boss told him to H but fair pizza will be here in 20 cash is on the counter I'll be back in a bit cool later hi hi I uh want to apologize I think we got off on the wrong Pho it's okay I uh shouldn't have called you a learia truce truce so what exactly are we doing I got something in mind like [Music] Jazz night again I thought we already did this well kind of uh here he is hey you ready uh what's going on hello hello ladies and gentlemen ah do we have a treat for you tonight welcome to the stage the one the only Holden FS wo you want me to sing in public yeah have you ever heard two cats fighting in an Alleyway that's me relax it will be fun I I I I I don't do music well you do now okay have fun woo hold it everyone uh I I I don't what song what song it had to be you you can just do a scat improv you'll be great great okay I don't I don't nor uh no had to be you it had to be [Music] you SK [Music] SK SK SK SK love Yeah it had to be [Music] you SK yeah [Applause] Che well that was deeply scarring and not just for you huh well cheers to being traumatized and never singing jazz again oh I can't cheers to that cheers to me never singing jazz [Music] again are there any other activities that I should be aware of well uh I actually volunteer at the community center by my place plan after school activities and I Mentor kids and stuff like that so you like kids I love kids yeah good to know hey um why was that woman so mad at you the other night I suppose she thinks I uh Miss L her about what a part of my life what part you know if we're going to keep doing this I think it should happen organically you know some things take a bit of time yeah fair [Music] enough this is me so do you shall we good night right yeah yeah good night handshake this R I'll never get the garer tell me how did I end up with a trashy dating column when all I've ever wanted was to be haror Winnie just do this one job and then you can write anything you want yeah I just don't know if I can keep dating this guy because he's awful Kira he's he's awful so use it Channel it I will use it use it I will Channel it right about it yeah okay that's it do this what would you do without me okay here goes do nothing if you need me I'll be right here okay okay [Music] okay the post has 500,000 views yes buy that is what I'm talking about high five yes oh that's so good hey mhm do you think I should tell Ina that I put regular flour in those [Music] brownies absolutely not yes yes yes Kira yes to this I need to know that I'm going to get the best sneaker contracts sodas watches Billboards your number one priority is playing ball you're talented but you're an inch away from screwing it all up with that mouth of yours what Rett means to say is that if you do your job out on the field I can make sure all the big brands are going to be begging to work with you Eric powor says you can get the job done so how do I know you'll do it better hold off on making a decision until after the in inside of Scara all the top CEOs are going to be there and they're always in the mood to do business I mean Eric potsworth s Diamond dozen and his agencies a veritable meat grinder you need an agency that actually cares about you I guarantee I can secure you a big brand contract at the gala right then and there h deal I'll decide at the Galla Jada um hey there's this a there's this dance Jada what's up it's a Ty hi ladies hey Jada don't look now but I think that boy might have a crush on you any interest in asking ask him to join us today hey over here yes you come here I run the after school activities here and we're actually playing basketball today any interest in joining us uh yeah sure great I'm Winnie Ty you know Ty when you like someone it's probably a good idea to talk to them what I I don't like that tell that to your face like J's like next level there's no chance she likes me back I wouldn't be so sure really all I'm going to say is that she's actually mentioned a boy named Tai before so unless there's tons of ties running around your school I'm guessing she met you just ask her how be honest put yourself out there you got this ask her thanks Winnie I mean what was that about red he's a chump Holden now I've been in this business for over 40 years and I think I know a thing or two about what players are going to last who said anything about lasting when I started this company you know what I wanted a billion dollar valuation no I wanted Hall of Famers players that gave everything for the game some players are just money Players Brett you came to me knowing zilch about baseball all that cricket and Polo and whatever else you Brits like you were hungry and you wanted more remember what I said to you you don't have to swing hard to hit a home run if you've got the timing it'll go that's right Yogi Bea why don't you dig down deep for me and find that kid again because that money grabbing fast talking fool ain't my thing and it sure is in the way I want my company to be run after I'm gone well you'll see after the [Music] Galla hey quit swinging so hard kid [Music] hey oh yeah arts and crafts yep just don't think you enjoy torturing me painting is relaxing really oh yeah paintbrush right cheese oh okay easy sorry it looks like you're enjoying it don't don't break the artist streak here kind of therapeutic no I'm soan yeah me too I'm like a koi pond I'm like a cloud doing yoga you know you're kind of killing my zen right now okay okay who is that supposed to be it's me kind of okay well from this angle it actually kind of looks like a very colorful Winston Churchills that's it I'm done I don't know you really do a lot for this place don't you these kids are important oh yeah yeah this year I'm actually uh giving them all art supplies oh how many there's 218 this year you're going to give 218 kids art supplies oh sort of oh what you trust fun baby well I don't use it so I put it back into the community center are you telling me you've got a trust fund well I don't need all that money and I would rather have it go to them you know this place actually reminds me of my childhood oh you used to volunteer too uh no more like I was the one being volunteered for there was this woman a lot like you actually who used to drop off gifts at the Leisure Center the only gifts I ever got oh I didn't realize well most women as beautiful as you are not as [Music] kidding she probably um should go hey you almost knocked over the former prime minister poor Winston oh yeah ignore this did you home late yeah I actually had a a nice time cool so do you uh do you actually like this girl yeah I kind of do am I going to get to meet her or at least know anything about her well um when I'm ready yeah can you at least just tell me what she's like she's um generous and kind and surprising look I want to make sure that if and when you meet her that she's going to be someone that's going to be around for a long time yeah oh yeah I get it it's just you know two musketeers mate always you know you're the best right you know that so uh what's your next date well I think it's going to be an urban scavenger hunt apparently there's all these cool things hidden all over the city you know I've got this site that leads us to all the cool spots sounds fun yeah I'm get some sleep good night good [Music] night scavenger [Music] hun there oh yeah cheers thanks mate have fun hey [Music] hi he eat some candy or something uh no no why do you ask why no reason okay being weird glad the red Dy was washable yeah me too says I'm supposed to go to Harold Washington Library but SC be right getting directions to previous destination hair restore hair plug doctors yes I I don't know what that's about would you like me to direct you to tpce and Beyond Dr claur balding Specialists no I mean I mean obviously I've got a full head of hair yeah it's a really believable toue it's not a tou yeah that was real touchy dirting to Big Rick's wig world this must be some sort of bug well apparently our our Urban scavenger Hunter turned into a slow walking tour of the city yeah but at least I'm learning a lot about hair restoration techniques so oh there's that are you okay okay well follow me this way now if you see this house right here when I was younger my friends and I used to doorbell ditch houses just like that I dare to do it again okay only if you do it with me what no no no no no no are you a chicken no I you a chicken so he's a [Music] chicken okay okay [Music] go what are your hands I can't just going to be [Music] that Sierra and Singa we should talk 100 mph fast ball that's impressive you ever think about playing pro take my card I think you've got something special you know one thing I'll never understand about you Americans is how much you love standing in line there's actually a Ramen place in Wicker Park that has the best ramen ever obviously and people actually Camp outside the night before Camp mhm we should go there next time literally the night before it's that good can I ask you something true how are you still single honestly well my dates are usually disasters oh good I thought it was me that was the disaster oh you are trust me but so am I uh you've got little [Music] oh sorry um don't don't answer sorry I uh one sec I got to go I I spaced on a deadline I thought you wanted to be a novelist I mean your boss sounds awful and she's clearly addicted to her phone just why not just quit it's not that simple okay I got I got to go but Kate Winnie I didn't [Music] great doing hey hey hey I made lasagna you want some no I'm I'm good you okay we almost kissed you and player ew why what when where how know it's like I'm actually starting to like him how am I supposed to write a breakup post at the end of this thing when if I'm actually starting to have feelings for the guy you need to tell Holden the truth but no I I can't he'll hate me it's going to come out eventually when women all over the city are reading your column I know it's bad oh it's are crazy this is what you've always wanted your writing is finally getting noticed stop holding back the truth see what I did there yeah tell him if he really likes you he'll understand [Music] [Music] something around the mood toast thanks uh I'm going to stay at bro's after practice if that's cool uh sure yeah that's fine by me sweet okay okay have fun see [Music] you sorry Ty okay she comes over hey hi so you've shown me your world how about today I show you mine okay what did you have in mind that oh look at you so cute in your little helmet what did I do to deserve that hey I sang and did art for you two of my least favorite things indulge me in a little favor F I'm just going to why this this out now um this is kind of obligatory okay now baseball what about Grace yeah little more grace than that Grace and hey efficiency never take your eyes off the ball okay you ready not at all oh I'm terrible at this you're closing your eyes remember what I said always keep your eye on what you want okay ready all right there it goes we've got a ringer ladies and gentlemen Miss snny Rosey you got to run you got to run Got Run come on they're sing she's running home she's going for it don't slide I don't even need to rush safe amazing hey so why baseball why baseball mhm why baseball of all sports why B baseball is the most American sport there is um okay when I left England I left with nothing I got no money no family America was this fresh start and apple pie and baseball my first American loves and they AUD to me to this day sorry ah you're so lucky you know to to to have a career where where you get to do what you love why don't you just Rite on your own I mean what is stopping you it's not that simple no but I I I think it is because you have this trust fund right you could just go off and right be free know you've got this incredible safety net that not a lot of people have why not use it I don't want to look back and wonder if if I made it because I'm actually talented or because I'm just privileged you [Music] know and here I thought all rich people just loved being rich but you are an enigma when he wrote Enigma a uh complicated uh selfless giant eyed beautiful wonderful enigma oh oh uh oh that's that is really not how I wanted that go it's totally okay um do you have some soda water so yeah soda water I've got soda so how about actually why don't you just um why don't you you just you throw this on and I uh I'll putp that in the wash awesome thank you right oh it's okay you happen to be a fan of old movies love them this is my favorite part Humphrey bot is an absolute [Music] Legend [Music] [Music] [Music] ew [Music] Ty WNY what do you I think I got the stain out oh wow Ty mate yeah early um Dad this whole time have you been seeing Winnie how do you even know oh he's been coming to the community center and were you ever going to tell me you had a son of course listen and who's is that uh I genuinely have no clue right forget it I I got to go no Wie I can explain well I can't explain this mysterious NY but I can explain [Music] Tai you're an idiot enter oh Winnie hi just the girl I wanted to see I was hoping I could talk to you about my column yes it's a smash now I'm thinking we turn it into a book I mean I've already been in touch with the best publisher in the nation they love the idea a a book what yes yes we'll take your existing posts and then you can expand upon them uh maybe add in some dating tips things like that it'll be an easy read right why why would people want to buy a book of posts they've already read for the extra content I published a book of tweets last year trust me audiences crave books like this right uh there's just something that I was in touch with the papers the times wants to do a feature on y OU wait what what about our deal to keep my anonymity well sweetie anonymity works fine for a Blog but for a book we we really need to know the author do you know what I mean like it's part of the package the big reveal he has a son okay he happens to be the father of one of the kids I mentor and I just I I can't do it Ina okay it's it's different now excuse me I I can't keep writing about him I'm done do you think just because he's appropriated that will elicit my sympathy no this book will launch your writing career winning right and I am so grateful for that really I am but in but what what you you have feelings for him oh you want to play mommy give a little Huggy wuggy is that it huh get over it Winnie I don't pay you to feel okay I just think that if you give me a week to to date other people I can write about somebody else I promise you I can write just as good about other people fine if it will get you over the school girl infatuation but I expect you to start turning in content for the book ASAP whatever you need Ina don't touch my desk W we're done yes yes are you mad at me no mate I'm not mad I'm sorry about about the night gown and and the GPS and dying your mouth red yeah it was all me I mean if if I'd known it was Winnie that you were dating then moral of the story is I I shouldn't have been messing with your dates I'm sorry thanks you know I figured it was you I think I'm just nervous but you actually liking someone you know it's just been you and me for so long and hey you know I was actually scared to introduce you you can be quite the harsh critic time yeah I I know but I don't think you should give up she's she's actually really cool she helped me ask J she said really nice lady try not to be so critical anymore thanks time yeah [Music] this is [Music] garbage oh hey Mom hi Winnie I was just reading your column you are luckless yes yes yes why who who's asking a some of those jokes are a little crude darling and I noticed that you're relying very heavily on sing okay Mom since when do you read mush well I was curious women at the beauty salon couldn't stop talking about it and that boy the player he sounds like a good fit yeah I'm actually not seeing him anymore did you posture change you sound like you're slouching M okay well um Mom I I I really actually have to get back to work so I got to go oh okay well hang on to that young boy you know how your mommy loves a British accent okay Mom bye what and here we are s b room back there but uh this is the guy Rett this is Jason bird guy's got a great arm [Music] I liked him good kid that's the kind of player we need more of around here humble hardworking in It For the Love of the Game and not because he wants all the latest sneakers well he's a diamond in the rough but we still need those big winds like Durk rat not that I've got any chance of signing them now why something going on with that girl uh she's just ignoring me I guess you can count me out of the Gara maybe she's just busy with work no no I just dropped the ball didn't tell her about Tai I mean I wanted do it the right way and introduced them but he walked in on one of our dates and now she's ghosting me ghosting hold on she died no R you old boot ghosting is when someone you're dating stops responding to you ah I totally understand why so many women hated me for ghosting them it's really insensitive have you tried a grand gesture like a good romantic comedy you show up unexpectedly with a boom box over your head if you want to come to the party you know my terms a grand just I think big now uh let's move on to the luckless column Winnie Winnie the numbers are tanking dear it's time to bring back the player well I uh okay okay I'm sensing you're about to give me a whole energy here of excuses and I'm going to need to change that around to a whole energy of solutions yes when you help me help you help me help you mhm help me help you here like you mean it yeah okay they're so happy uh okay first of all I was really invested in that movie second of all how long is this pity party going to go on for you need a plan Winnie okay well I'll make up some posts and I'll I'll pretend that the the real player is back and engga she won't know the difference Winnie Rose did you hear that or have I had too much wine hey what's he doing here is that player what's he doing I'm not sure just uh wiy Ro what what are you doing here I got to talk to you Holden okay I'm going to start singing no no no no no no no no hold it and all of your neighbors they're going to hate you for it no no no hold it hold don't this is for witty roads everyone for wiy roads no hold in no it had to be be you okay are there two cats fighting in the alleyway or is that his singing voice that's his singing voice jo have you still not learn the lyric it had to be hold on okay you're fine fine fine fine fine fine fine I'll talk to you just talk to you please just stop singing I I'll just I'll come down okay okay [Music] God I'm an idiot Where Have You Been qu I uh when I found out about Tai I I I know what's going on you do you're scared I mean I'm scared too but well it's it's not that I mean it is sort of that but um holding my job you can write whatever you want job on no job you're brilliant you're being too kind no I'm being honest I mean if this job is that important to you I'll support it I just want you to be happy but Ty really likes you now what you could quit ghosting me it's absolute torture of that tomorrow my boss is having a dinner and the ti is going to be there and I want everyone to meet the right way will you come I'd love to and keep Saturday open for what you'll see see you tomorrow yeah do you know how hard it was to find a boom box yeah I bet St tomorrow [Music] tomorrow [Music] search [Music] [Music] my all the way [Music] hello your numbers are through the roof the fans are buzzing about players return too sentimental for my own tastes but the metrics are great okay yeah that's good and how are the last chapters of the book coming along well um I I almost finished it but I actually uh I wanted to talk to you about uh the breakup post um we can discuss that later I moved the time shoot up to today wait what we are rushing the book launch to next week we need to ride this momentum you know we've only got one more column and then we're hitting the shells so meet me at the office in 3 hours and please Winnie detangle your hair before you arrive for everyone's sake no no no no no no it's fine Dad yeah chill making me hi hi hi hey sorry I'm late it's good to see you he wow you look beautiful so uh are you done ghosting my dad now I mean I thought he was going to have an aneurysm there for really no he's just a teenager he doesn't know what he's talking about yeah I do who stalking your social media nonstop oh total creep status Ty shall we you're [Music] grounded hey good to see man R this is winning hi it's so nice to meet you you too I've heard only great things oh really oh yeah yeah Holden always talks about how lucky he is to have a boss like you well I like her she knows that Compliments are a way to my heart well in that case uh you have a great [Music] smile off to a great [Music] start [Music] okay so I programmed his GPS to only direct him to a hair plug doctor and and two pays and Beyond so I mean how did you even do that um I'm good with techn ology I mean My Generation was practically born with tablets glued to her hands if he's balding you can tell me oh hi talking about me don't worry about it some other B inside joke I like her you can tell me if he's balding I mean it could be I think really you're in well thanks for coming you were real hit one more thing come with me tomorrow over to the inside of SCA are you serious that's my girlfriend just kiss already I'll uh I'll figure it out okay it's find one and I see you [Music] tomorrow thanks for the advice what a romantic absolutely not if you pull out of this book deal I will sick every single attorney in the city on you and I will eat you alive got it you signed on to do a breakup column in a tell all book well I want a breakup got it yeah I understand good I expect to see your post tonight don't disappoint me wow too much no no you're perfect I here we [Music] are I have to say that it's been a long time since I've enjoyed spending time with someone this much yeah me too uh uh hold on there's just something I've been um I've been meaning to tell you yeah you can tell me anything uh well the uh the the column I'm writing right now it's it's very personal okay what I'm trying to say is that um Tomorrow there's a big release and well I'm supposed to he hey there he is hey look at would you excuse me I just need to go to the restroom Holden please tell me me have some deals for me uh you see that uh you see that guy right there the CEO of the biggest Sports department store on the planet just happens to be my golfing buddy and we expected oh oh you how are you it's good to see you doing a lot better now that my top agent has his head out of his rear end you to thank for that oh no no I can't take credit for that oh yes you can would you excuse me I just I need to um sure absolutely so when you think I get paid well um that depends well hello there I'm Dirk are you uh texting your boyfriend actually I'm reading luckless luckless no way I love that column player is a hot mess wait what are we talking about oh it's the most popular dating column ever this girl is dating this guy who's a player and he's a disaster and they went out on a date and a woman that he used to see poured a drink on him remember the doorbell ditching no no no the Jazz date awful a I've made my decision I'm letting Holden take over he's convinced me that he's got what it takes but I thought for sure he was faking it with Winnie just to get into the party so he could sign Dirk but now I can't believe he showed up to a date with red teeth oh yo Holden you said that your date works at mush right maybe she knows who luckless is excuse me Winnie hold and don't all this time you were writing about me huh using me that's your big secret yeah and you were using me to get to some baseball player right I was your ticket in here so you could sign some big endorsement deal is that it well you would know about putting work in front of everything H wouldn't you making a fool of me in front of millions of people Millions making fun of my singing voice I didn't even want to sing that night whoa wait hold you're and you used me so that you could Chase your next big paycheck because guess what this was never about you opening up so that Tai could have some some stability no this was always about money because that's all you care about you honestly think I would introduce you to my son if I wasn't serious about you how would I know huh you seem like you're pretty good at hiding who you really are well that makes two of us doesn't it luckless y you're right I'm luckless I hope everybody enjoyed the show oh and one more thing Holden here he is the player the one and only you know what I'm going to do what I should have done on that very first date oh I I'm so sorry I just for the record that was supposed to hit him not you I'm really sorry that was [Music] hilarious hey how [Music] go what happened Winnie did you tell him mhm yeah I told him okay it's going to be okay come on sit down come on don't cry you're going to make me cry okay you know what always makes me feel better eating a snack come on you want one yeah Cheers Cheers going okay [Music] okay sorry for ruining yet another one of your events you're not the only one that fumbled the ball tonight I shouldn't have let us slip about our Arrangement would have been nice no mate I'm just not made for commitment just because it didn't work out with Winnie doesn't mean it wasn't worthwhile you let yourself fall it's a good thing but at least I got Dirk he's got his shoe you now mhm sure does [Music] big book release day want to get some celebratory brune no thanks I think I'm just going to stay here I'm really sorry that I pressured you to write about your personal life no no no no no no you know you and Ingo were right okay I was too afraid to put myself out there that I was hiding behind this Persona okay maybe I needed this you know what I'm going to make us some brownies with actual butter actual butter and sugar and sugar and joy and joy M thank you of course Inga hi your last column was Fab and I got you a spot on wake up America get ready to be a bestselling author oh uh what did she say uh I'm going to be on wake up America you're going to be on wake up America I'm going to be on wake up America oh my gosh high five bestie yes that [Music] was 500k they're lowballing me you're still a rookie D you know I'm worth triple okay it's one shoe deal there's going to be plenty more that came from trust me no no no it's about respect they're not showing me the respect I deserve respect respect you want respect earn it on the field how many homers have you hit how many double plays have you made zero you're not even on that diamond yet I'm going to be the greatest player in the game everyone says it will you that's funny because right now all I see is an overconfident little Pratt who only cares about endorsements you want to be great shut up and play baseball we're done I'm going with Eric's agency fantastic enjoy that buy your little zit whatever old man you were right it's nothing but a little punk with no work ethic what are you even doing here go home and be with Ty he got a girlfriend now too busy for his Dad how's that for irony oh I need a distraction from Winnie love is the most important thing in the world but baseball is pretty good too Yogi bar always has the answers mhm sure does so Mr CEO tell me more about this picture Jason B got to sign him already got him r That's my boy oh there you are you're late I'm 10 minutes early H well it always feels like you're late whoa no no people people was I not clear here no processed foods this is just like it's it's a lot it's it's a lot more than I bargain for like it just right right right I get it I get it I mean you are the T-shirt girl the girl who knows what a four down is but what sells is glamour so play the character play the character exactly you're luckless M the girl with the most captivating dating drama on the planet and soon you'll be a bestselling author uh Inca since you said if the book was a hit I I can write anything I want anything within reason yes yeah well I really want to write fiction and I working on absolutely not never so what am I allowed to write you can write anything you want uh dating FAA whether to get bow talks or filler or both this wasn't our deal well Winnie you wanted to be a best-selling author I made that happen and I expect you to act accordingly don't let me down women do not put that next to the [Music] veggies welcome the author of the bestelling luckless guy to love uh dad Winnie Rose yes yes Winnie your book has been a big success what's [Music] next fiction actually yeah uh my my next book started out as something just for me then I thought why not share it with the world you know I mean after all I can write whatever I want yes go girl that's what I'm talking about for so long all I wanted was to be successful I mean so much so that I didn't actually really care what the cost was and then I um I ended up losing someone that meant a lot to me because of it Dad Dad come here Dad you have to watch this no well if you're not going to watch at the very least you have to listen and I'm actually working on a novel right now which is about finding someone who is perfectly imperfect it's called luck strikes is this about the player it's um actually about two people yeah the player is a package deal yeah he has a son a really really wonderful son and uh I once told him his son that honesty is the best policy because that's what my dad taught me so uh yeah I I feel like the best way to honor him is to finally be honest she's going to Grand gesture my time with the player as you all know it was a mess it was but you know it wasn't entirely how I portrayed it wow no it wasn't all embarrassing and torturous most of it was actually gent really fun and exciting and it was love I'm sorry to my readers for for not being true to myself because the truth is I fell hard and I put my work ahead of that because I had to play a character but that's not who I am so I'm sorry it's my best friend but uh no apology is complete without a grand gesture so here it goes called it oh I think she's going to sing no way it had to be you it had to be you IED around and finally found that somebody who make me be true I'm sorry oh feels good this is really it had to be you you you you youii you it's cuz he did that anyway it had to be [Music] you wow I love you Winnie I love you thank you thank you so so so what so let's go get her I mean she loves you and you love her isn't this kind of obvious yeah but when a girl grand gestures the guy has to go in this big dramatic Chase to reunite with her everybody knows that how do you even know this you're wasting time just grab your keys let's go okay yeah let's go hurry up Winnie hi uh I don't know what that was back there but uh I should have listened to you more I should have list listen to your ideas you're obviously very passionate and I like to have a certain amount of control over my brand and maybe that can hinder progress so I apologize thank you you're welcome and I would love to help you publish your next book even fiction yeah you know I I'm going to take some time away from mush you know just really give this writing thing a try on my own I quit thank you inot you're the [Music] best wait did you guys just Sprint here that was the mother of all grand gestures it was wasn't it but you're singing that bad marginally better than mine but I read your column wasn't all bad something was actually pretty nice I should have told you okay I should have quit a while ago but I finally qu today I got rid of Derk you're right I was too focused on my in kisser do you want to stand in an absurdly long line and get some Ramen absolutely not yes come on never yes I think we should go to fine restaurants that I sprinted by of Blood come on Ty no [Music] [Music] lines [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Length: 90min 9sec (5409 seconds)

Published: Wed May 01 2024