Mazikeen Most Demon Moments (Part 1) | Lucifer

what seems to be the problem I'm stuck in a place I don't belong and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon I need to figure out how to be more normal you lucifier seem really close I followed him through the gates of hell I'll take that as a yes you must be maize you're just as Lucifer described so you are the doctor Oh call me than it does you to meet you I say the rack oh that way we can really enjoy what do you want I need to see your books without any foreplay your boss has reported an operating loss for the last five years so so this club is packed every night at 20 bucks an appletini doesn't really add up with a young woman named sate so ironic isn't it Thank You Patrick you can go what what are you doing here you've ruined my life at least I could do is ruin your night gem evening how'd you even find me please follow the sweet stench of failure and your name mazikeen how do you spell that surprise me emesis but very well in terms you'll understand you both get a gun let's see who shoots who first Mays I am gonna change your mind so you're gonna help me get Lucifer back to hell don't make it painful huh you forget I love pain tell me what to do well that's not how this works do I need to sleep with you - nope no I'm good I'm good really I'm good you're not from around here are you you have no idea you I'm an angel you can't beat me little demon anyway cheers to you thanks saving my mortalized ass Cheers but how did you do to me what do you mean one second I'm standing here next second oh man my ex is back naked well you're welcome so did it work you to have sex no why would you think that putting me in her bed naked would get us to have sex always works for me [Music] are you supposed to be and picture his friend his friends get worse and worse my definition of excitement is fun danger sex spontaneity you're none of those things I've seen that look in women before oh and well let loaned sleeping with my boss you'll end up like all the others trash left by the side of the road what's your name mazikeen but you can call me maze Thank You Mason and say you could I wish I had my knives you're not gonna need them I never need them mother stone abandoned their sons I threatened you a relationship with him don't I hmm nice try what do you want to be I want to be the first prisoner Merce I used to be a zookeeper in a way really why do you do this job because I get to shoot people which is something you should keep in mind no really why because I hate when people get away with things they shouldn't and you like to shoot people yeah so you're back I'm here I wouldn't say I'm back I've got money I like you kid and you dress like crap so I won't be stealing any other clothes what we've got a better plan we started you want to find after fun the real key is to avoid step bags setbacks sort of tall blonde and have a special place in hell nice - I need to get rid of that [ __ ] so I was watching Chinatown right and all sudden it hits me I need to go to LA I mean do you ever feel like God is telling you to do something No these unlistenable question seriously a sex swing I know right you want a huh huh okay if we're gonna live together we need to have some house rules rule number one and I can't believe I'm saying that's no sex swing you said I could bring my furniture a sex swing is not furniture we have to agree on what's gonna be in the common area maze fine I don't agree with your cheesy decorations I want to drink well that's it well fine pick any bottle pull two glasses no I want you to pour me a drink [Music] recognize these women did you see these girls Oh what's your deal hey she's just asking a few questions well he's taken so back off skank no one calls my skank ass skank I'm hurting no no no I have something to show you my first check I got paid as a bounty hunter LAPD paid me this finder's fee to track down some human scumbag hunting humans is a job who know I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all of eternity interesting share how'd you get in here let's just say cement that the front desk is no longer in the men you don't like Halloween of course I do [ __ ] outfits humans abandoning their inhibitions masquerade orgies that's great but that's not our Halloween you live with a child now you're gonna have to rethink how you look at things do I can I keep him oh this first thank you trick-or-treating is really important to Trixie mieze will you please take her for me sure looks like your offspring for a walk well she's not a dog but thank you okay don't let her out of your sight please check her candy and I take her early Mike three great guests after parties didn't start till three anyway not 3 a.m. 3 p.m. I want her home before dark and do not take her to any parties lame about whatever your kids Wow what's the job this time tada the spades but apparently I still have to do some cleaning screw that you okay no I just I can't find the right job my only friend stops talking to me only come on let mazikeen smith thought you would drink maybe I'll devour your soul or something [Music] you ready [Music] I can't you do something awesome for somebody and they just don't care I'm a therapist being taken for granted in the job description like for example when a friend uses your lunch break for free therapy and doesn't say thank you to the same pace oops never seen you so worried about an outfit Decker not picking up the first coat off the floor as usual nope no I'm not I am going to a grieving gathering at school and well you should see these other parents they're very fancy it's you know I never mind I don't want to make you sick with my feelings no come on I'm listening I promise no more air buds and control our emotions listening to feelings it's not my thing right honey does everything always have to be about sex with you yeah he was just trying to be helpful we should invite him on the bass Chris what booze cruise tonight I had a friend set up yeah you know it'll be like a hip-hop video she said you wanted to expand her circle of friends that's not what I meant at all actually she's with me oh gee why's no hell yeah Trixie's a handful definitely a two-woman job Oh Lucifer Morningstar that's quite a flattery the worst patient anyone could ask for he is a backstabbing selfish narcissistic little devil he's greedy is there a point to this yes I'm wondering the same thing the point is despite all of that she went out of her way to help him amazed well where are you from hell by the way I changed the sheets on Decker's bed she's good okay excuse me may I speak to you for a second goodbye I guess I'll just clean up just wore it apparently [Music]

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Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Wed May 22 2019