Lucifer [S5B Humor#2] ◊ "No Wonder Why Lucifer Is Still In Therapy"

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holy must have done something pretty bad for you to feel that you needed to lock him up that's what you're going with i'm going to lucifer's stone therapy oh i can see it clearly now but there is strife within the family right because all families are functional turn the keys over and i won't hurt you thank you look at you all firm and authoritative solving crimes like a real dictator you broke my heart i did that's awesome i mean that's awful awful question about assumptions called akina it's something that's stopped lucifer are you still there regretfully yes wow did you know that when humans close their eyes they can't see anything i mean total darkness but you open these babies and bam let there be light i don't care if you die that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me tell me how to convince my siblings i'm the right man for the job [Music] you must lean into your strengths name into my strength genius i'm sorry go ahead thank you god for this food and the company and oceans and napkins and shoes and lights yeah that about covers it doctor thank you yes that would look exquisite next to your vanity sweetie oh the colors are so colorful i just thanked god for napkins oh my head is on fire brain freeze we've all been there big guy just give it a second it'll go away hmm actually my specialty is channeling the dead and since jonathan is very much alive uh actually jonathan is very much dead he was almighty breaking in oh and there it is again put that down how did you even know i was here anyway well the singing and dancing was a bit of a giveaway oh but fun right well i mean beside the point well if it has to be unanimous there's only one way to make that happen get rid of all the opposing votes i've never liked you no no no no moses wouldn't want this much face time i was top of my class at the academy earned a silver star in afghanistan and i built a small business from the ground up you know how underrepresented women are in the upper echelons of the drug trade [Music] this is me no secrets fine but you gotta promise you're not gonna laugh come on maze what on earth was that for i looked inside my heart like dr linda said and here's what i realized your hair is stupid and your jokes are immature and what kind of person puts the bar that big inside their house my hair is majestic and you know it grown-ups are supposed to be responsible oh are they well i'll show you responsibility you're banned from the penthouse for a month there you are what are you wearing you like a bony xylophone that's for what you did to me a thrilling tangled web of discovery and contradiction that you two are never gonna see because you're running off to stupid alabama she thinks we're going north of florida but definitely not going there alabama's actually really nice well you wouldn't think that he suffered a cardiac event in his dressing room after a match no i'm sorry this is just so exciting i have literally no idea what she's gonna say next what's that like oh tell is awesome his memory serves it was uh small and pink ah that's a relief your pain torture the screams of doomed souls begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come what shade of pink precisely uh bubble gum barbie bougainvillea sunset uh cherry blossom flamingo i did outdo myself with colors so i'm buying her time to get away while the cops find the actual killer sounds like somebody's in denial but if that's what your gut's telling you i'm right with your doctor i'm dealing with some family stuff oh family can't live with them no longer have the tools to banish them to an alternate universe we're gonna have to bring her in well then i hope by now she's far far away from here she's here now you see that sometimes when you're trying to do the right thing other people who don't deserve it end up getting shot oh sorry guys i couldn't hold it any longer my arm was falling asleep come on dad we are returning this miniature hooligan to her farm bloody celestial karaoke jam it has to stop okay son from now on ixnay on the uzikmay just as soon as this is over but oh now he's dancing excuse me thank you oh [Music]
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Length: 6min 29sec (389 seconds)
Published: Sat Jul 10 2021
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