Louis C K Generation of Spoiled Idiots

just bring us back to the reality because everything is amazing right now and nobody's happy like in my lifetime the changes in the world have been incredible when I was a kid we had a rotary phone we had a phone they get to stand next to and you have to dial it yes you know you realize how primitive you're making sparks in a phone and you actually would hate people with zeros and their numbers cuz it was more my on this guy's got to zero screw that guy why do I want to and then if they call then you weren't home the phone would just ring lonely by itself and then with you wanted money you had to go in the bank for when it was open for like three hours it is stay in line write up a check like an idiot and then when you ran out of money you just go while I can't do any more things now hey I can't do any more that's it yeah that was it and even if you had a credit card they guy go oh honey bring out this whole chunk chunk and eat right yeah why do you have to call the president to see money and it's all good you finally call the president yeah it was ridiculous yes do you feel that we now in the 21st century we take technology for grant well yeah because now we live in an amazing amazing world and it's wasted on the on the crappiest generation of just spoiled idiots they don't care because this is what people like now they got their phone they like uh-uh it won't give it a second giving it's going this space can you give it a second to get back from space is the speed I was on I was on an airplane and there was internet high-speed Internet on the airplane that's the newest thing that I know exists and I'm sitting on the plane they go open up your laptop you can go on the internet it's fast and I'm watching YouTube clips it's am in an airplane and then it breaks down and they apologize the Internet's not working the guy next to me goes poof like how quickly the world owes him something yes he knew existed only 10 seconds ago right right and unclean wine is the worst one because people come back from flights and they tell you their story and it's like a horror story it's they act like their flight was like a cattle car in the 40s in Germany that's how bad they make it sound right like it was the worst day of my life first of all we didn't board for 20 minutes and then we get on the plane and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes we had to sit there oh really what happened next did you fly through the air incredibly like a bird did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero Wow you're flying it's amazing everybody on every plane should just constantly be going on you're quite you're you're sitting in a chair in the sky yeah leg but it doesn't it doesn't go back alive and it shares really you know here's the thing people like they say there's delays on flights delays really New York to California in five hours I used to take thirty years to do that in a bunch you would die on the way there and have a baby you get a whole different group of people by the time you get there now you watch a movie and you take a dump in your home

Channel: Markes Mendes

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Length: 3min 50sec (230 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2015