Louis C.K. Argues Why Naps Are Better Than Sex

yeah thank you for coming back to see us buddy thank you Bueller Fred you look fantastic oh thank you look great look sharp I like to dress up now sure you think well I used to dress like crap you know for years and I don't when I was a kid I wanted to wear a suit when I grew up I thought when you grow up you just put a suit on that's what I thought yeah when you get the sign of a grown yeah and also more people dress up more when I was a kid like if you want on an airplane people dressed up you didn't have to but people wore suits that's right on airplanes cuz you're gonna fly and smoke in a baby's face so I want to that's all I'll class it up a little bit yeah that's true but you we wore a suit in your new Netflix best that's right I feel good too because I took a nap and are you a Napper and that's my favorite thing to do in the whole wide world I love math on that I'll probably take a couple more before I go to bed I'll do that like I'll take an 11:30 p.m. nap okay and go to bed at midnight oh come on yes cuz I don't take a nap cuz I need when I just love it's my favorite thing you like it better than sleep you bet it this sleeve is like the ultimate now you really does stupid you just said that nothing to say please you're jumping to say the nathas that's like saying you like ice cream better than eating like say you like ice cream better than creamy desserts I like none of these analogies makes them do it no but I'm saying they all they map is that they don't ice cream better than aldair then dairy desserts Oh dairy desserts yeah yeah I probably do but that's not what I'm saying I'm saying if you take a nap are you laying down yes and and and are you in a bed or a cow pens I mean that's okay can you get just get past this part meet you I just out of nowhere dumbest thing you could ask me is like naps better than sleeping it is it's sleeping that's what an app is sleeping yes what's your favorite thing to do that's your favorite thing to do of all things in the world of your entire life what's that favorite thing that you love doing out of all the things that anybody can ever do I like um watch movie yeah I like naps I like them better than sex even I like Matt naps better than sex I do oh now you're not so excited before you report on that wall not better that's access very controversial controversy there yes it is better than sex because first of all at nap is always a hundred percent successful yeah never mixed results within that yeah sex is good but there's like a you know like you never take a nap where after years like I probably shouldn't taking that was a bad idea how is that's gonna be a problem later I took a nap I can't go back to that restaurant now and I have a bump on my penis all right no after simple there they make you feel good I mean I get excited when I know I'm gonna get to take them at nap yes I get excited when one is government going into it yeah before like when I know 2 o'clock today like the way I used to get excited about sex when I was like 20 when you know you're gonna have sex there's no more exciting it's better than sex itself is knowing it's gonna happen when you're young cuz when you're 20 you don't believe in anything you just have every time a young man has sex like the second is always like oh it's probably the last time like it gets sad right away but you know that moment when you know you're you're on a date and it's going well and then like when she reaches for your belt like when she makes that move and you're like this is sex like you just this is trying to happen I'm going to have sex now and she's like what sorry should have said that laughs it's my town shouldn't be yelling that out here yeah [Music] are you mine [Music]

Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Views: 2,700,291

Rating: 4.8888006 out of 5

Keywords: The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon, Louis C.K., Argues, Naps, Better Than Sex, NBC, NBC TV, Television, Funny, Talk Show, comedic, humor, snl, Fallon Stand-up, Fallon monologue, tonight, show, jokes, funny video, interview, variety, comedy sketches, talent, celebrities, video, clip, highlight, louie, oh my god, hilarious, the cops, baskets, hbo, series, better things, the secret life of pets, maron, horace and pete, portlandia, suit

Id: MJcfkvll4Nc

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 31 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Philly_phernetic]

This isn't cringe at all. It's pretty hilarious. Jimmy set up a good dialogue

[u/thematthiaz]

Lol it's a funny comedy bit you fucking aspies

[u/Gipsonn]

The funny thing is Louis says "I will probably take a couple more naps before I go to sleep." So he differentiated the two before Fallon did anyways.

[u/semantical]

Jimmy Fallon was supposed to say "do you like naps better than sex?" That was the scripted dialogue that was supposed to take place. However, Jimmy messed up and said sleep instead of sex.

[u/zieggy]

I thought this was funny and endearing, not really cringey.

[u/planetary_pelt]

Honestly, they're both pretty unfunny in this. That's why it was cringeworthy to me.

[u/Taureg01]

You can Louis pause a few times and think "this man is a buffoon, what is he clapping so much for?"

[u/Thoth7]

Fallon is such a hack

[u/quietboy2]

I hate when people say things are better than sex.