Louis C.K. Values

<font color="#E5E5E5">I don't know I'm supposed to get my kids</font> values<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't I don't have any of those</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I used to but they're melting away they</font> print the art you know you<font color="#CCCCCC"> got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you get</font> instilled with values by your parents <font color="#E5E5E5">and by school</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whatever</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> else you know</font> society<font color="#E5E5E5"> teaches</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you things makes you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">teaches you how to be a good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> person but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you ever feel for your real values</font> inside like who you would be if<font color="#E5E5E5"> you had</font> no<font color="#E5E5E5"> guidance</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> like one of the things I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">believe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into my marrow that I can't</font> really that<font color="#E5E5E5"> had to be shaved</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> away</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're coming back now like here's one</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> really somewhere deep down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I believe</font> that if you murder somebody<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you'd</font> never get<font color="#E5E5E5"> pots it's fine you kind of</font> didn't do anything wrong another thing I believe<font color="#CCCCCC"> they deep down again</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is that gay</font> people<font color="#CCCCCC"> should stop doing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that and not</font> for any moral or societal reason I don't <font color="#CCCCCC">give a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shit I have gay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> friends that's</font> love<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's you should respect</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what they</font> want to do with their<font color="#CCCCCC"> lives but they're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just they're doing it wrong</font> it's not supposed to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be two vaginas</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">smushed together it doesn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> any</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sense it's like two buckets and you hold</font> the openings against each other<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's</font> nothing being accomplished<font color="#CCCCCC"> you need to</font> put a thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> in a thing otherwise</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what's</font> what are<font color="#E5E5E5"> you doing I mean gay guys I get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it because they're putting a dick in a</font> place in an ass of<font color="#E5E5E5"> a man which by the</font> way<font color="#E5E5E5"> what better place to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> put a dick</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a man's ass it's perfect</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's even a</font> vagina is awkward you have to go up and in and<font color="#CCCCCC"> you have to or she has to splay</font> herself<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> grow like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> looks</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> weird even but a guy you just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">walk up to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him and your dicks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in his ass</font> let's<font color="#E5E5E5"> see you just walk up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> behind him</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> that simple just I'm gay</font> that's it<font color="#E5E5E5"> every day and then somebody</font> goes into you that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> how we were packed</font> originally the same space<font color="#CCCCCC"> but the two</font> holes<font color="#E5E5E5"> booked what the hell are you doing</font> it's wrong<font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> morally just</font> geometrically

Channel: raidingkvatch

Views: 417,502

Rating: 4.8645368 out of 5

Keywords: Louis C.K., Humour, Television, Comedy, Gay, Louie (TV Series)

Id: 3igwEDcNems

Length: 2min 31sec (151 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 23 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/RequiemForATaco]

Where can I watch more of this set

[u/Machine_Dick]

Not morally wrong just geometrically lmao

[u/brennui]

I’’mmmm gay