Looney Tunes | Best of Tina and Lola | WB Kids

oh sorry that's my phone sorry a lot of stuff in here makeup keys rubberband ball dick of cards stupid flashlight mini fan I like to record my thoughts note to self clean out your purse oh here it is oh hello hi oh I'm just on a date it's a really cute guy he's sitting across from me right now he's totally looking at me oh no wait now he's looking down no he's looking around oh no he's looking at me again well I better go okay call me later bye ye friend of yours nope wrong number Oh is there butter in this I'm not supposed to have butter I'm allergic to butter oh no wait it's gluten nut butter I'm allergic to gluten no wait not gluten pollen oh no wait I love pollen is there pollen in this can I get some pollen in this you know what now that I'm thinking about it I don't really want carrot soup actually maybe just one little taste oh oh that's good oh maybe just one more mmm just one more mm-hmm you can really taste the pollen are you gonna eat yours so what do you have planned for after dinner how about a movie we'll just sit together watch a movie hmm and not talk this is so good I'm so glad I'm not allergic to butter do you like this movie I love this movie it's so sad but like uplifting to like a feel-good movie sad feel-good movie it's funny also and scary oh this is the best part oh no wait this is the worst part Oh ate this part oh I have to pee sorry excuse me give me excuse me what watch your leg excuse me oh I love this part excuse me no sorry going back excuse me excuse me sorry excuse me [Laughter] [Music] Wow that was a good movie and now your feature presentation so basically I'll have to make a long story short wait what was I talking about I have no idea oh my gosh I never paid that was the worst date of my life that was the best date of my life wait didn't I have to do something that's right hey how'd you know it was me oh I answer every call like this just in case it's you no it's okay it's just a weird wedding I wasn't talking to you I almost have an oil truck oh well maybe I'll call you at a better time this is a better time this is a perfect time are you kidding this is a perfect better time go on well my friend Daffy needs some dating advice and I thought maybe you could talk to him are you serious well if you'd rather not no not you I almost hit another oil truck driving is hard so you want me to help Daffy yes would that be a nice thing for me to do yes and you like nice people yes so if I help Daffy you'll like me I guess then I'll do it great Thanks what you won't do it No Tina what busy on a resume should everything be involved everything be underlined or everything being italics hi oh hey Lola what do you need with a resume I need to make a photocopy of my hand what or do I just go for it and do the whole thing in a fun font there's this palm reader that's really good but she's in Tierra del Fuego so I need to send her a photocopy of my palm excuse me miss yeah give me a minute you can use that copier over there Thanks I'm sorry I'm kind of in a hurry which font Old West or tribe Erica or tribe Erica gran hello I need a hundred copies of this I said give me a minutes Tina and bugs so much hostility it says load paper then load paper oh thanks how about my hundred copies how can I take your head and shove it in that machine and make a hundred copies if you stupid face you got time for that Tina what was that about that guy was being a jerk he was a customer so put a smile on your face easy for you to say you don't have to deal with these people Tina I'm afraid until you can become a little more positive and upbeat I have no choice but to suspend you but that's not my personality how am I supposed to be positive and upbeat I don't know find someone to teach you positive and upbeat what kind of nitwits always positive and upbeat toner exploded looks like I have freckles I've always wanted freckles look freckles I'm looking for my boyfriend he's a little black duck a duck oh well I wasn't sure what that was we put him in the way back kind fancy for lunch what's the occasion I'm the occasion what happened to you I got a big job look no bump you'll mess up your whole face just to get rid of a stupid bump you look crazy if I look so crazy how come everyone's staring at me because you look crazy Daffy I liked your old beak but my old beak had an imperfection and when it comes to my appearance there can be no imperfections well it looks like a dog ate your face I like to bump I like all your imperfections well not all of them your imperfections that will make you you and I like you oh I get it you're jealous because I have this perfect little beak and you have that giant nightmare oh call dr. Weisberg hello Duffy Mulla what are you doing here did you ask that girl out yeah I did so you're gonna go hell with her would even know about this girl she can be trouble she could be dangerous you know not Helen every girl this table as me no Tina's great her name's Tina that's not even a real name that's a made-up name like balls away Kirk a throg I think Tina's the real name she has you so duped I think you should leave fine but you were making a huge mistake Tina's crazy she's a crazy person she's a crazy fake name person who's probably a stalker I'm just gonna leave this ladder here for later [Music] we are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of bugs and Lola before we begin if anyone objects to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace I object what I'm sorry bun bun I know how much you love me but I can't marry you because I'm in love with someone else I'm in love with him you know what they say the eighth time's a charm will you ever get over me it's gonna take a long time we probably shouldn't talk for a while I understand so lucky so so lucky Bugs Bunny dumped I've been there brother you'll never get over it thank you oh I get it you wanted to take me to the mall so that I'd see what it's like to be on the other side of the counter so that the next time I'm dealing with the customer I'll be nice and friendly and remember that in the end we're all just people right no I just wanted to get some new lip gloss but that would have been a good idea you're smart I'm not that smart about to lose my job how do you do it what not get annoyed with people oh I don't know I guess it's just in my genes oh no wait I'm not wearing jeans I should get some jeans oh you have a baby I knew it I knew you were lying to me I thought I knew you I thought you were my girlfriend I let myself be vulnerable with you I trusted you well not anymore do you hear that that's the sound of my walls going back up lose my number because you are dead to me d e D dead it's not my kid it's my sisters I'm babysitting she's adorable he's a boy looks like a girl you killed your body what I knew you were upset at work but I didn't think I'd take it this far I mean not that I blame you who among us hasn't considered murder as a means of settling a dispute I mean I certainly have where's the body I hope you get rid of it Daffy this is a wig head today was my first day of beauty school so no one got murdered lame [Music] sorry I have to spend date night doing my homework oh it's tonight date night don't worry about it you'll buy me dinner next time we'll call it even Oh too short what are you doing trying to cut bangs duh it's impossible here let me see there you go how did you do that I don't know I just did it you think you could also do a bobbin and French braid nice place yeah can you just scoot a little bit that way thanks yeah I just like to be able to see all the exits in case of an emergency [Music] hmm aged beef where did it get that from a retirement community for cows [Music] Lola huh oh yeah oh I totally agree with whatever you just said check it out clothes napkins nice right you are a beautiful beautiful woman you are the epitome of grace style and femininity you're my best friend I'm your best friend we just met well and hold on when I'm with you every day of Valentine's Day except for the real Valentine's Day which we will now call super Valentine's Day are you reading something no I need wood all woman wanna hear stuff like this Lola Lola hmm I was just asking if you want to split an appetizer oh yeah sure yeah whatever you want Daffy it's bugs huh I'm bugs okay so what do you want a metal pair and done what are you writing an email to my boss telling him everything I can't stand about him why he's a complete idiot and how he's a terrible manager run I hope he gets fired you sent that to your boss no I wrote it to my boss but I'm not gonna send it I'm gonna delete it much better I don't get it I mean why would you go to all the trouble to spell words and put them in sentences and then delete it it's a way to release anger and vent your feelings without any repercussions I do it all the time believe me I've deleted plenty of emails to you come on let's go to dinner what I'm a pair the skirt draws the eye to my trim waistline and away from my generous hip area I'll give it back mmm wait I thought you got the cheeseburger cottage cheese we'll be fine try something new who knows maybe I'll like it mm-hmm as cheesy as you'd think very cottagey though okay let me give you a scenario oh so sweet thank you I feel bad though I don't have anything to give you here take my cottage cheese I insist a one more quick huge bite no a scenario I'm gonna describe a situation at work you tell me how you would handle it Oh fun okay imagine some customer comes up to you at the counter who is it who is what the customer I don't know what doesn't matter just pick someone okay I've got him all right so this customers in a hurry but you're already busy doing a bunch of other stuff I'm sorry where do I work again copy place right got it so you tell him to wait a minute but he keeps ringing the bell saying miss miss miss [Music] well hello there customer can I help you that depends what are you doing for the rest of your life Oh kind of thought I was gonna work here until I figured out what I really wanted to do or maybe I'll go back to college forget all that marry me Oh customer say yes yes [Music] [Applause] huh what would you do with that customer I drop everything and do whatever he said he's my customer and my customer is my world Wow I think I've got the wrong personality for customer service you know maybe just one more teeny huge bite [Music] what happened in the country no one takes the time to relax anymore that's why Canada's killing it each day's oh thank goodness you're home someone calls in sick at work and I gotta cover this shift can you watch him oh I can't I'm busy what you don't have a job I got a bunch of stuff to do around the house it's bugs this house I promised my girlfriend I'd help her out I'm your girlfriend well then I'll watch the baby wells to him while I'm gone I'll kill you [Music] [Music] what are you doing I'm trying to win my boyfriend back I said I lose that girl what boyfriend Daffy Daffy he's not your boyfriend I'm your boyfriend say that again mm-hmm that's okay I have it right here what are you doing here we're on a date he's my boyfriend I'm as a girlfriend we're boyfriend/girlfriend I thought you were our waitress Wow she's a keeper you know we should do some time double date about tomorrow night you guys like Thai yeah I am such a good girlfriend dropping by uninvited without calling first guys love that who is that ugly woman leaving bugs his house she's getting in bugs his car his pugs cheating on me [Music] [Applause] you're not gonna get away from me I won't follow you until I find out who you are I won't rest until I get to the bottom of this is it a cupcake store [Music] what are you doing who's Michael what do not play dumb with me I read the email from Michael Michael's my brother you met him oh right what's this don't look at that is this the email you were talking about look you look man this is long Foghorn speedy whoa you really laid into those Gophers oh here we go I know I've said a lot of terrible things about a lot of terrible people but I've saved the terriblest for my girlfriend tina i have known many deranged people in my life but I've never encountered the kind of profound mental instability that she possesses Tina Russo is a psychopath it's worse than I thought she may have everyone else fooled but I know the truth why else would the kindest most beautiful generous and intelligent woman in the world go out with someone like me [Music] I love you what you're not gonna kill me ah call me crazy actually I called you a psychopath now where's my catered dinner oh thank goodness you're here I need you to take care of this customer that's what I wanted to talk to you about I don't think I can do that and be positive and upbeat forget positive and upbeat right now I need rude and mean spirited you were right I had no idea how hard it was dealing with these people what are you looking at girlie I'll tell you what I'm looking at a sad little man who buys his genes in the children's department and who's about to get beat up with his own boots hear me and if you I'll put you in a shoebox and bury you in my backyard welcome back he doesn't like it when you do that you're holding the bottle wrong that's not even the right nipple we switched the soy formula just let me do it what is wrong with you I'll tell you what's wrong with me you think what you do was so important because you work well I work just as hard as you and I don't even get a paycheck you've never gotten a paycheck I'm so busy taking care of him I can't even tell you the last time I took a shower you never shower uh that's because I care about the earth the point is raising a baby as hard work and it's twice as hard when you do it alone I'm just so done you've known him for one day you don't even know the baby's name his name's not baby baby [Music] Zachery baby's a better name than Thackeray it is roomy and give it that [Music] [Applause] [Music] he doesn't like it when you do that [Music]

Channel: WB Kids

Views: 4,495,489

Rating: 4.8567848 out of 5

Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, LT2018, LTS, looney tunes show, tina, lola bunny, big chungus

Id: ZMvqyp4N6j8

Length: 23min 7sec (1387 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 07 2018