Lizzie's Boat Race of DEATH - Afterlife SMP Ep. 19

ah good day everyone and welcome back to another episode of after life we are still our axolotl self and i have some big plans for today i feel oh here comes sakura come here oh my gosh she's just meowing from a distance she wants me to be a cat origin so bad it's not gonna happen girl sorry so in my last episode i came across something crazy deep in the ocean i think it was called like an ultimate or a big squid thing i'm not really sure the name maybe you're kraken i forget but i saw a comment that was like you should go and you should face it and i'm up for that challenge so that's what i'm gonna be doing today i'm gonna go kill that kraken because i don't even know if it like attacks or anything but i i want to find out and i need to show my dominance so that's what we're going to do but i'm not going to do it alone okay i'm going to bring my children along with me and we are going to kill this kraken because i feel like they would attack right i think they would yeah sakura thinks so too so let's get these guys in some buckets of water and let's bring my babies and we're going to battle would you like to say hi sakura do you think i'm crazy for doing this is this the bad idea am i going to die okay get up here all right children we're going to war father needs your help this is what i raised you all for cloud's all grown up how sweet okay we have pretty much all but one i left one behind just as like a a memory now just in case this does end in my demise i don't want to lose all this stuff so we're just gonna we're gonna keep this stuff here and if we lose our weapon and armor so be it oh but i have i have faith i really think that we're gonna be able to beat this kraken ow see a jellyfish can't even do anything to me barely nothing i can't believe we're about to do this i'm scared am i stupid no i'm smart okay i'm really starting to get nervous like i'm just kind of like doing this without really thinking about it because if i think about it too much i'm gonna back out but i think we can beat him i feel like he's not even gonna be that tough and i always have that regenerate ability if worse comes to worse okay there's some sharks over here all right we're getting into creepy scary territory oh my god my heart's starting to sink oh my god this ocean's getting really deep i don't know about this anymore you guys oh oh i'm scared i'm getting really scared a little claustrophobic why is it so dark oh my god there it is oh my gosh here it is the moment we've all been waiting for okay okay let's just take a look at it i'm gonna take shaders off because it seems a little dark oh wow look how much brighter it is down here without shaders are you kidding this is what the ocean looks like then oh my gosh i was almost attacked by get away from me i'm having a battle of a century right now and you guys are just distracting okay wow so much brighter okay first let's bring my babies out attack babies why can't i let them out oh my god i can't let them out why oh there we go amber attack cloud attack poopy i choose you kiwi go cheese get him get him nina it's up to you oh you're swimming over to it okay ready get him my children maybe they let's do a little practice on this children help help attack him you guys are not helping me at all this is really rude oh yes get him yeah get him coral beat his ass oh my god i live for my little army okay girlies i'm gonna i'm gonna call him over and then i guess i'll bring him closer okay oh my gosh i'm scared oh oh it's so big oh it's so big oh i don't like it i don't like it it really freaks me out what the hell is that what the hell is that don't scare me my children will kill you okay here we go here we go we just gotta go in for it we gotta go for the kill ready yeah yeah oh yeah get him get him kids kids attack him attack him kids why why do you have particles why do you have particles you beat that drown okay it's really not that bad i don't even think it attacks oh you guys he doesn't even attack all that fear for nothing are you kidding me wait but i feel like there was a bigger one i fully thought i was gonna die what about this thing oh okay i need to get i need to collect my children keep lime get in here kiwi kids we're going off to war somewhere else oh i think a battle happened over here did any of my kids die there's a lot of tridents there's no way only three of my kids survived oh diamonds i don't have my thing oh another squid i can't believe this thing doesn't even attack you look a lot scarier than you actually are let's see if the sharks attack the sharks don't even attack jaws oh oh oh oh hold on a lot of harpooning happening enough of these javelins give it to me i want it i think my children literally just pieced the hell out which is really rude okay we need to find the biggest baddest creature in the ocean and kill them okay i think this one might be bigger it looks a little bigger yeah i think you are bigger you don't even attack back are you kidding me you're lame oh i had a mistake you do nothing what a shame i thought you'd like oh you dropped prismarine you know what i feel like killing one of these guys oh my god look how many there are oh no oh no just kidding jk i don't know what this thing is is this a whale the oh girl you didn't do anything oh my god i'm dizzy what is that nausea that's all you do is just give nausea death be with you oh i'm oh i feel sick oh it makes me ill come here oh my god he's like making it even oh my god i'm getting like so drunk and distorted yes do you drop a head what do you drop blubber oh that's so sad what do you do with blubber you can make torches with blubber what all right you know what i want to find that walrus where was that walrus the one that looked at me funny oh my god they eat squids ah that was really rude uh they don't eat me they know better should we kill a cold man i kind of want a polar bear oh don't come near me i'm in the water this is my territory don't worry i'll take care of your child when it's i just want your head why won't you die maybe i have to be completely encased oh you're in my territory now just drop a pull up ahead oh i'm so sorry i killed your mother oh it thinks i'm it's mom now oh how sweet come with me come on this way no i feel bad i'm sorry i'm sorry i killed her here i don't want you to drown get on land a narwhal okay i feel like a narwhal oh my god so cool doesn't attack oh yeah it does a little bit okay no no no no no no no okay just kidding just kidding let me revive you're an angry narwhal aren't ya oh imagine a narwhal head okay no no no no no okay just kidding just kidding just kidding we're gonna just heal our heart charts over here you're not gonna get me that easy i love that ability die i wanted to drop a head it doesn't drop ahead okay we've killed narwhals we've killed sharks we've killed blubbers we've killed krakens what's left oh a crab oh wait i can't attack on land i forgot about that oh whoa look at this village ooh emeralds this village has nothing but these two crusty emeralds i'm so disappointed i'm getting back in the water goodbye village oh my god um i just logged out because i'm i'm literally on the verge of dying and i'm scared i was just swimming around looking for things and i got attacked by a guy oh my god no no no no no i got attacked by okay okay i got attacked by a guy with thing trident and then the jellyfish got me that was so scary but we're just searching for some i there was a big giant whale creature that i want to fight too so i want to find him because that thing was not tough enough so we need something tougher my hair looks crazy i know you are a disappointment where is the whale it's a girl where's the whale there's gotta be one it's crazy how the sharks are not like attacking like they never attack i wonder if my kiwi attack him get him kiwi okay let's see if kiwi will kill the shark get him kiwi get that shark do you think i'll attack him like he'd definitely protect me right let me get my other two out licorice i choose you coral i choose you we're gonna attack this shark and you guys have to kill him yes beat his ass get him no you're oh name tag you're not looking at the right oh my god the shark is coming after me why aren't they attacking him where'd my children go can we protect me there's a shark coming yes oh wait did he just kill my child you just ate my child you will die no are my kids dying no where are they i have no children anymore no i'm mad i'm taking my rage out i'm killing everyone in sight you killed my children die this shark looks mean and nasty i bet you killed some too and you too no i mean i don't have any children anyways so it doesn't even matter they died and i died too how'd they kill me so fast okay it's time to see what our new origin is here it is aren't i cute look how cute i am oh my gosh i've never looked better you guys this is my new origin i'm a gekko i'm little and i'm cute and i go invisible when i stop walking uh i also can go invisible if i'm shifting so look you can't see me so there's a lot of pranking we can do let's go over some of the other key features such as and well we have that we can sneaky small my body's smaller i can climb up walls like prince inchi look at this oh oh oh oh and i can like almost be like a spider like if i shift i can just stay up here i love it what else can i do i never take fall damage we love to see it fresh air when sleeping your bed needs to be at an altitude of 86 blocks otherwise i can't breathe oh thunder body you can reach blocks and entities further away and i'm restricted to only eating meat which is totally fine but let's see how far away i can be and get something how far away can i be and break this branch okay that is very far oh whoa that's like three blocks away wait let's do this better hold on okay so this is one block this is two i'm three blocks away and i can reach that can i do four nope okay three blocks away i can reach that's wild fun okay well i say we go get into some trouble and go try and mess with some people also i'm hoping that i can survive and get out of here please don't drown can i swim out of here come on go go go go oh jellyfish jellyfish jellyfish okay get in the boat get in the boat and vote okay let's go see who can mess around with i'm literally invisible in this bowl i'm small and i'm invisible that's crazy okay well what is this we have a sign and a barrel it says happy birthday come grab beverages at flips tavern is this flips travern i'll post slytherin i've been i'm i'm a slytherin i'm a ravenclaw get it right okay well i said we go prank someone and i know just the person she goes by gamerbury okay i'm muting my mic we need to find this woman oh she's inside she's just in there okay this is gonna be funny what is she doing let's let's play a little like ghost game on her someone opened the door she's shaking she's already nervous look at her nervous she's so scared whoa oh hello who's there whoa whoa what is that did she squeeze that whoa i can hear little footsteps almost unless those are mine are you a ghost we have to go up here oh my gosh it's the ghost of eggbert um no this has to be a player where are you who are you why aren't you talking whoa wait oh my god no get out of there could be a ghost thief actually whoever this is i think you want to i don't know i have like a pretty powerful sword i don't think you want to mess with me mr ghost spirit whoa oh stop no don't i just put so much work into this place can you not do that can this not be the game that we're playing it's funny but can you not thank you appreciate that let's not be rude i just just remodeled i said we hit her let's give him a little punch do you want like excuse me oh you hit me how dare you oh my god did you are you okay yes i'm perfectly fine thank you oh my god i didn't even know sorry well you weren't speaking up i didn't know what was happening yeah you better a cockroach i am a gekko ma'am i'm a little lizard coming to bite your toes a gecko interesting how come when i hit you oh you hit like three hearts so you're not that strong yeah ooh okay but when i hit you i got like retaliated against um probably because i have thorns oh on my armor oh that would make a lot of sense then why can't i see you you can't i'm here where i'm oh you still can't see i thought i had to shift no i can't see you oh oh my god my powers are stronger than i thought what can you do um well i can climb up walls i can go invisible here let me put some arm around then you'll be wait can you see me now whoa yeah gives you a little head that's my old head oh here's my body oh so you don't have a skin you're just like invisible all the time well i guess i thought people could see me but i guess not oh my gosh yeah you're like an actual ghost oh okay well i gotta go i gotta go i have more pranking to do see you later oh that's the this is probably the best and worst thing for everyone on the server for you though you know it is the best for me oh this will be fun who else don't get killed sausage let's go to sausages what is going on in there who would like to get stunned by my laser that does not kill hello oh do you have a cloaking device it must be a cloaking device what planet are you from [Music] oh what what's happening right now identify yourself identify yourself identify what's up okay where's my laser where's my light i'm a scary ghost be scared of me totally not scared of ghosts i have a laser that will de-atomize you into every single particle known to mankind i'm a demon oh no yeah you sound like a demon well sound different yeah oh yeah well okay you know what i am i am from another planet okay i've seen crazy start right there stop that oh you you better watch out someone's gonna get de-atomized you will never find me oh yeah you want to try you want to try do you want a drink stop it stop it i have a boat race to attend i see you see him okay go i'll get you i can climb walls i can climb moss so can i get up stop it you know i'm getting out of here that's fine oh you know what guess what though i can do this you never find me where are you come out come out wherever you are wait you're tiny too oh yeah i can go little i can just decompress my whole body all my cells down to the tiniest bit wait i'm little too wait show yourself okay here i am oh hi oh hello oh you're tiny you're tiny we're the same height oh yeah yeah are we the same oh yes we are oh this is going to be great oh this is so cool okay but i can grow real big and strong whoa that's crazy whoa that's magical isn't that amazing yes i'm an alien from another planet just don't tell anybody okay i'm trying to blend in with these humans okay wait stand right here oh yeah it's only get in here oh i could have hide it yeah this is our clubhouse you know be the coolest thing right now there's people gathering at at a tavern okay i came back here to get some supplies but we could head over there hide very very little and then see if we could sneak in there and scare them oh i like that idea let's do it oh yes and possibly murder people because i'm also a bounty hunter okay sure yes oh perfect oh let's go oh i got all the supplies needed the only thing is i go real slow when i'm this small but i can get big and go faster where's your waste stone by the way oh right here in the waystone location okay okay i know this is not mine whoever owned this land before me they they have no idea who this belongs to i just landed what is this place called oh haven's reach yes right i think so welcome welcome welcome to flips tavern how can i how can i help you how are we doing boys do you have any carrots uh i have a potato can i have some carrots i have a potato hello humans oh how about wait how about some milk oh my geez how are you guys doing oh you're a little suss yeah welcome to the tavern everybody's welcome here hello i'd like to drink some please oh hi where wait somebody else in here hello please hello hello i said give me a drink you look like you might like this a candy soul how's that oh yeah that was lauren's soul it's fine the soul of lauren little spooky thing yeah i took her out a little while there we go it's delicious yeah oh yes you can drink lauren's soul is anyone anyone else returning these glasses oh yeah i brought some more stuff if you want this it came from my planet zorg's flush oh i'll take this oh i mean i can take some more stuff to put behind the bar let's go take all that memory white guys really thirsty wow okay all right you'll be fine it's okay i grow big and strong when i drink your milk jimmy you start glowing you did too glowing oh i'm always glaring against this newborn you're beautiful oh nice welcome oh hi there mateys oh okay uh can i interest any of you boys in a boat race yeah yes i'll be like i like bike racing diamonds well yeah because i'm in here lizzy did you put the chairs that you'll see because no i all right you know what this whole tavern thing next time no chairs no chairs no just on the floor okay yeah where's the bumper follow me mateys are you ready for the most intense boat race of your lives follow me don't put yourself in a boat oh it's the black pearl all there are a few rules that i must make you aware of before we start please keep your hands and feet inside the boat at all times except for the moment i wish you passed through the nether portal in that instance you will have to jump out of your boat in order to tran be transported but then you've got to get right back in your boat okay okay the winner is the first pirate to pass through the yellow banners and i'll be waiting for you there at the end aye aye me get out of here rabbit get out of here you rabbit no oh no oh no don't wait slow down bubbles joel slow down no oh no i've gone from second to last place this is like mario kart burn to death oh my gosh what happened so we go through here and then we go through i'm confused what's happened here i'm losing oh hello oh i'm all alone i'm definitely in last place that's for sure oh this is so hard to steer when i'm so little oh down the hole i'm coming there he is joey somewhere wait did i win you came you came dead last matey [Music] and i also have another surprise for ye what is that just keep oh shoot oh what's down there it's me who is this all along no way you don't see enigma i was never a pirate oh my gosh and now you're all trapped goodbye wait oh yeah let's eat jimmy no no no no no you can have some cookies well boys oh [Laughter] what is going on we can do this what do i need to do the tavern the taran's gonna save us right so i drink this and then which way should we break through where are we mine are we sure we shouldn't waste the market i think we try and get back out this way okay okay ready i'm gonna drink the milk there was a guardian there wasn't there yeah we need to right this way guys go go go break free right we've got to make our way back so slow oh there we go oh no we're out boys oh water jimmy guys there's water oh jimmy it's water right away i'm gonna risk it i'm gonna risk it i'm gonna wait my way through i'm gonna drown i'm gonna drown i'm going up i'm going up there's got to be a platform i can go on quick quick quick check oh my god wait it's like he's up here i'm gonna jump i'm gonna try make it back [Laughter] [Music] i don't know how jimmy missed it oh let's get his stuff that was so chaotic okay well i think that's enough pranking for today uh it's been a long day with these two lives oh my god did you see that lightning strike someone is out to get me i feel that seemed a little too personal so i have an idea for my build so i'm very excited for the next episode where i'm going to build okay until next time i'll see you next time good day bye

Channel: Joey Graceffa

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Id: nX06QfCQ6OU

Length: 26min 22sec (1582 seconds)

Published: Sat May 21 2022