little kid is too innocent for VR

once upon a time there was one angel and then the angel grew up to be a kid the kid didn't get what he always wanted because he had no money but he grew up and then he has the money to buy all of it until he realized all that stuff was junk so when he was a grown-up uh he got married and uh they the mom and dad had a baby and then he thought to himself the toys he wanted when he was a kid maybe the baby would like as a toddler so he bought the toys with his money and he was right and banned yay it's so beautiful okay i'm going you to fight which one do you wanna be you're gonna okay i get to decide jordan okay i'm gonna go on the uh i'm gonna go and be on the red team jordan my charizard's here yeah charizard's here the water charizard charizard [Music] i can give you a weapon oh thank you jordan you want to grab a bomb you want to grab a bomb okay go up here we go up here okay and then just chuck it oh damn oh man that could have killed someone okay pro strats with jordan what next jordan where are we going where are we going jordan i'm going to sleep across the street jordan i'm worried oh get him jordan get him get him i'm on your team oh you're in red he's on our team jordan he's on our team oh jordan jonathan got shot i got him don't worry no i'm dead jordan i'm dead oh my gun didn't even work yeah it happens sometimes it's okay get him jordan get him get him he's over here jordan i got him jordan i took him down yeah that's what you get go go go get in here get in here open the thing okay i'll protect you while you open the safe jordan i got you i got your back he's here you see your water charizard's here oh jordan no jordan no grab the bomb chuck'em oh oh no this is it this is the last gold i got it i'll bring it back jordan what do you want me to do drop the gold drop the gold now drop it oh [Applause] grab the one that looks like an angel click that button and then what else jordan now i click the picture oh i'm an angel now jordan yes yes you are you're beginner angels i love this place it has vibrant colors we're all good angels i have gathered [Music] now it's time to go to the hotel is the hotel part of being an angel yes you live in a hotel what do you think god is uh i personally don't think he's real but yeah for you what it is you don't believe in god i think god isn't a cloud i think he has a cloud with the halo over him since clouds are up in the air and that's where he is i'm jordan okay can you hear me simon oh i can hear you hi hi jordan you're sitting in front of me i thought that was someone else singing in front of me no i i would i would know why you can't tell we're all angels if you could say one thing to everyone in the world jordan what would it be okay uh it would be uh people hate you don't hate them [Music] do good die great [Music] you

Channel: Syrmor

Views: 3,048,213

Keywords: vrchat, vr chat, vrchat funny highlights, vrchat fails, vrchat ugandan knuckles, vr, syrmor, vrchat korea, korean bird vrchat, vrchat meme, vrchat drama, vrchat wholesome, vrchat kid, vrchat cat, vrch

Id: KmXEOLlX-Hk

Length: 5min 40sec (340 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 05 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Rinaun]

Cute as hell, but kids really shouldn't be playing VRChat unsupervised at all. Also, I get a bit scared videos like this will attract more young players, and again, this game hardly needs more 10-15 year olds running around right now with the state of moderation/etc.

It's still a good video though man, I laughed a bit =^)

[u/CidVilas]

"Do good, die great." Love it.

[u/BioshockedNinja]

"if people hate you, dont hate them"

What a wholesome video. Legit brought a smile to my face.

[u/kendoka15]

On a slightly related note, I wonder what percentage of VRchat players use a VR headset vs a monitor

[u/AquaeyesTardis]

That's amazing. We need more Jordans in this world. In fact, we should all follow the teachings of Jordan.

...You know - I don't think I'm joking. He's going to grow up to do amazing things one day. You go, Jordan.

[u/DannoHung]

It's Catbug, in VR!

[u/[deleted]]

I think you met God masquerading as a child there. How else would he know God looks like a cloud?

[u/Pfffffbro]

Jordan #1

[u/fgsfds11234]

i really can't trust that any girls are actual girls on vrchat, not sure if i'd trust some young kid is really one too