Ooh. When did we put a mirror
in the living room? That's not a mirror! That's me!
Now go take your dress back! What?! No!
You take yours back! [growling] Leni,
I need a new yearbook picture. Can you help me? At your service. Duck lips! Oh, no, I mean, uh, for me. Oh, okay.
Here, you take it. No, I want you
to take a photo of me. I don't think
my phone does that. Uh. [music playing] Look. I'll play a barista,
but I am not wearing suspenders. This has to look
like a really coffee shop. Now, do you want a ride to the comic book store later
or not? [sighing] Okay, so now you guys
pretend to laugh at something I've just said. Ooh,
was it coffee related humor? It doesn't matter, Luan. Maybe you said this; "Why'd the hipster burn
his tongue?" He sipped his coffee
before it was cool. [laughing] Yes! 105 likes. Lincoln, you can take
the suspenders off now. Actually,
they're kind of working for me. [drumroll] [clapping] [whistling, panting] Attention, shoppers,
I mean, siblings! Here's the deal.
We're gonna wait in line and everyone's gonna get
their turn. Okay? [panting] So how can I help you today,
ma'am? Well, my concoction
is currently corroding the living room floor. Hmm. We have some lovely water
that would do a great job of stopping that burn. Next! I can't stop thinking - about what he did.
- Way too scary. Let's see if we can get
you folks into something a little less terrifying. And the caterpillar turned
into a beautiful butterfly. [sighing]
That hit the spot. Next! [music playing] Five for you and five for you,
makes ten. Thanks for coming in today. Um, we live here. [squeaking] Sir,
do not make me call security. [whistling] At ease. Just kidding! Nobody is to be at ease
in my presence! As you know,
Mom and Dad left me in charge. That means you have to do
as I say, whether you're tall, short,
or covered in fur and can only understand
the word sit. Now, here's our schedule
for this evening. 6:00 to 7:00, sitting on beds
with arms folded. 7:00 to 7:30, Chow. 7:30 to 8:00,
Thorough cleaning of mess hall. 8:00, Staring at a wall
until falling asleep. Everyone got that? [everyone]
Ma'am! Yes ma'am! Sir! Yes, sir! Dismissed! [drumroll] [clapping] If he ever finds out,
I'll be as dead as disco. Don't worry, you're not the only one hiding something
from Dad. [everyone]
Ooh. I accidentally scratched the car
with my rhinestone purse. You think that's bad?
Remember the blackout last week? [speakers humming] [music playing] I rather enjoyed the darkness.
Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get
black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding dress for my dark betrothal to Edwin. [music playing] What can I say?
We're not angels. Sometimes we mess up.
But the great thing is, if you need to get something
off your chest, you can always trust
your siblings. [knocking] Well, not all of them. We've tried throwing
a few surprise parties in this family,
but it's always gone wrong. And we all know why.
Or should I say... who. Okay, she's coming.
Everyone hide. Leni, what are you doing? Shh. I'm hiding
for your surprise party. [siblings groaning] Siblings,
I am perplexed as to why I have just received
an invitation to my own
surprise birthday party. Oh, I sent that. I wanted
to make sure you'd be there. [siblings groaning] Luna, should I wear the pink or blue dress
to your surprise party? - Dude.
- What? I think
you just<i> blue</i> the surprise. [laughing] Get it?
But seriously, you ruined it. [drumroll] [clapping] I'm thinking these gloves would look super chic
on you Scoots. Oh, these are too tight.
My fingers can't breathe. Excuse me, darling.
I'm going line dancing tonight and I need to know
which of these britches are best for boot scootin'. Sorry, Cheryl,
but when there's a line, you have to wait your turn. Ooh, aren't I a rude goose. Y'all got
a rhinestone vest section? Over behind the chaps. So how are we feeling
about the gloves? They're snug
in all the right places. Hmm. I don't know. Sweet ride. Sweeter gloves. Here's a tip
for a job well done. Busier than a one legged cat
in a sandbox. [laughing] Sorry, but, uh,
I forgot your order. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Uh, care for a free mint? [screaming] [whimpering] <i> ♪ Order up</i> ♪
Tables five and seven. Thanks, Dad. Wait, Kotaro said
to carry all the plates at once. [groaning] I can do this,
it's all about balance. ...was like a possum eatin'
a sweet tater. [laughing] No, no, no, shoo fly, shoo. [groaning] Never mind, hon. We can grab some fish sticks
at the school, Wilber. [drumroll] [clapping] Okay. I can't risk getting
another hole in one. [groaning] Keep your eye on the ball. Whoops! Oh, your hands must be sweaty from the excitement
of those hole in ones. [screaming] Ah, Lori, are you feeling well? I think
I suddenly have a-amnesia. I don't remember how to golf. Uh. A-Are you sure?
Here, take this. Perhaps it'll jog your memory. [grunting] Oh, no, that's not food! Actually, I-I don't recognize
any of this stuff. Wow. If I can't do golf, maybe I shouldn't come
to golf school. Are you certain? Well, then I'll have to make
the call to offer your scholarship
to another student. Oh, I was really rooting
for you, Lori. [shrieking] The Petoskey Open comes down
to this. In the first tournament
of her college career, Lori Loud has a chance
to win it all for Fairway U. [grunting] And the crowd goes wild!
Woo-hoo-hoo! [laughing] [drumroll] [clapping] I think my new face cream
might cause hives. Can someone else try it first? Ooh, Claude, perfect. Actually, it's Clyde. This doesn't have peanuts in it,
does it? [ringing]
This is Clyde. Clyde, it's Lori. I have a big time problem
on my hands, and I need your help. Lori, I think
you have the wrong number. This is Clyde... McBride. I know and also
I know you're the brains of the
Clincoln McCloud Operation, which is why I called you
and not Lincoln. Um, Lori. You're on speaker. Oh, sorry.
I guess you can help too. [drumroll] [clapping] They're trail markers. I'll bet if we follow them, [both]
they'll lead us to the treasure. Captain Kit, here we come. [grunting] LJ! What's so heavy back there?! We've got some dead weight
at the end, Pops. [panting] Ooh, got service. Uh, lost it. Ooh, got service. Uh, lost it. Hmm? [shrieking] [gasping] It's locked. I got this. [gasping] What? There's more to my head
than just air, ya know. [gasping] [drumroll] [clapping] What's going on?
What happened to the fighting? Pssh. We're over that.
We made up. But the dress. I came up
with the perfect solution. Lori gets to wear it
on the days that end in 'Y' and I get to wear it
the rest of the time.
