Wow, this is literally the city
girl look I was dreaming of! I can't believe
you have all this. When you thrift as much as I do,
you pretty much have everything. Surprise pirate attack! [laughing] [cackling] [whimpering] So, how's school going, Luna?
Any drama? What's new with the band? Dude, we're trying
to watch the movie. Can we do this later? Oh, right. Sorry. Just trying to catch up.
I'll go visit Luan. Mind if I take
a little popcorn for the road? Thanks. - Actually...
- Dude! Sorry, sorry. I'm usually not
a milk chocolate girl, but those just look so good. Thank you. Okay, we're just gonna do
a really simple cut. [screaming] Glue it back on!
Glue it back on! [sobbing] [gasps] Huh, you look
like someone familiar. And guapo! Mom, Carlota made me
look like Abuelo! I'll never forgive you for this. I'm sorry. I do my own hair every day,
and I look fabulous, so I just figured, why would
this be any different? Well, guess what?
It<i> is</i> different! [grunting] LJ, what's so heavy back there? We got some dead weight
at the end, Pops. Ooh, got service! Ugh, lost it. Ooh, got service! Ugh, lost it. Hmm? [camera shutter sound]
Ah! Carlota, can you close
the door, mi cielo? Carlota? [meowing] [screaming] Carlota! This is the best
card tower ever! An impenetrable fortress. [gasping]
Oh, knee-high boots! [both]
Wait, stop! [sighing] Carlota! Carlota, did you change
Carlito's diaper yet? [farting] [whimpering] [Rosa]
Carlota! Nothing like Dairyland
for some guaranteed fun. Hmm, the signage
for Fondue Falls clearly states no more
than three passengers per cheese log. Yeah, but today is about us
being together, and those signs
are just a suggestion. [screaming] But first, you'll need
the right angle. Lalo, you can be our cameraman. [barks] Second, and most importantly,
you need a gimmick, something to help you stand out. Hmm... Hi, I'm Carl,
the upside down toy unboxer! Ow, watch it! I'm not a piñata. [grunts] [giggling] Hey, guys, this is
Flaming Hot Toy Reviews, where I look at some hot toys
and drink even hotter sauce. [gulping] [sighs]
Refreshing. [screaming] I'm Carl! This toy makes me
want to jump for joy! It's pogo-tastic! [grunts] [squawking]
Ooh, pogo stick! Check me out! [squawking]
This is a blast! [grunting] Sergio, that's mine! No, es mío! Get your own! Wait, this is perfect. A boy and his bird
fighting over the latest toys. It's so crazy
it just might work. [grunting] <i> - Sergio, that's mine!
- It's mine!</i> <i> Get your own!</i> Fifty thousand hits
in a couple of hours? That's amazing! Proud sister moment! Oh! Way to go, sidekick! You're the sidekick.
I'm the star, baby! I don't know
what Bobby's thinking, but I'm gonna tell him
what he<i> should</i> be thinking! I still don't get why
I have to come along. Because Ronnie Anne's
your girlfriend! She is not my girlfriend! Lincoln, we are literally
crossing a bridge. Do you really want to get into
an argument with me right now?! [sighs]
We could try Dizzy Carl. Did someone say "Dizzy Carl"? [clears throat] Whoever catches him first wins. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Out of my way!
- I got him! [grunting] Whoa! Ugh! - [grunts]
- Yes! I win! [retching] [groaning]
No way, it's a tie! I caught his dinner! [gags] Clyde, it's Lori. I have a big time problem on my
hands and I need your help. Lori, I think you have
the wrong number. - This is Clyde. McBride.
- I know. And also,
I know you're the brains of the Clincoln McCloud
operation, which is why I called you
and not Lincoln. Um, Lori, you're on speaker. Oh, sorry.
I guess you can help, too. This day is gonna be so awesome! [honking] - Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
- Whoo! Are we gonna get
trendy new hairdos? I had something better in mind. Whoa! This is where you buy shoes? So cool. We're heading
the wrong way home. Just wait. Trust me. [cheering] A pop-up subway dance party? No way! Well, I guess I can give these
golf clubs back to Pop-Pop, because I literally
don't need them anymore! Dude,
what are you talking about? Thanks to your little protest, Principal Rivers cut all
of the school's sports clubs, including golf! How could you do this to me?! Uh, we should go. Aww! Come on, toots,
it's just getting good! Listen, I'm sorry
for your loss, dude, but don't rage out at me. I was just trying to save
my music club! Ten bucks on the short one. Um, guys? [both]
What, Lincoln?! I, uh, just wanted to let you
know that dinner is ready. [fighting noises]
Okay, then. I look forward
to seeing you there. [chuckles nervously] Whoa, Alisa just sent you
ten free tickets! [cheering] Okay. Mom, Dad, everyone, I'm really excited
we can all go, but this is a huge
opportunity for me. You have to be
on your best behavior. Oh, of course, Mija. You won't even know
we're there! Carl! Ah! Here they are, my little stars! Okay, let's get you girls
into makeup. [grunting] Ah, you must be
the personal assistant. Um, no,
I'm actually their sister. Whatever. We're a little
crunched for time, sweetie, so can you run these back
to the dressing room? Oh, and this too. - [gasps]
- What did you guys do?! Uh-uh-uh! You said we could. I did not! Hey, Carlota, uh, can we get the snow cone
machine out of storage and make shaved ice for dinner? Sure, sounds good. [groans]
Fine. My bad. But when Abuela sees this mess,
we're all in for chancla time. [together]
Chancla time?! Okay, take a deep breath. Pimples are literally
no big deal. And plus, Benny should like you
for who you are, not what you look like. Maybe you're right. Good Golly, Miss Molly! That thing's a monster! It is? A monster? Where? Aw, it's just a zit. - But man, is it huge!
- [gasping] Can I pop it?
Can I pop it? Please! Uh, popping that beast
will spread the bacteria. Wait, isn't your date
with Benny today? Yes, so I've got
to get rid of this! Can you guys help me? Please? I still don't think
you should worry about it, but if it's literally
that important to you, I'll help.
