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[Music] what huggabug oh I'm dancing with excitement you know why because I've has been reading a book and it's just filled me with joy which I'm I open I just my next guest our first guest my first guest oh yes oh that's been guest before but that was on different nights my first guest tonight is the Emmy award-winning host of Larry King Live on CNN I don't know if you guessed - as yeah is retina he's written this memoir Larry King my remarkable journey that's a clue his book is in stores and now he's been a book signing on June the 13th in Los Angeles at the Barnes & Noble in the groove Larry King everybody Larry [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey buddy I wanna I hate to correct you well but I mean you show that book yeah and it says Larry King my remarkable journey yet and the odd part is it's actually the life of Dwight Eisenhower really what we did was we try to fake them because people might have forgotten Eisenhower but I didn't people who know I I don't think they were in the photographs in here of Isner other a foreground or no photograph Alice you know your Michigan is that knee announcer come on that's fine let me tell you some worry first you know I've long been an admirer of yours and me you I don't know I know last you on the Year dinner with the wife the wife was there you were there was a great dinner yeah and I've got to like you immediately I think you're a terrific addition to the world of television Letterman is smart to have you yeah yeah what are you up to [Applause] [Music] but I didn't I'll take care of promo quick my I'm 75 years old I can't believe I'm a you look fantastic cancer right anyway keep it up anyway what are they going to do to me anyway I never mind I've had all these things come to a point right now for a pizza best seller of the New York Times congratulations that's so funny it really is a lot of good Saturday my show has never gone better and next Friday night is exclusive to you yeah next Friday night yet at the Encore Hotel Steve Wynn's Encore Hotel in Las Vegas Vegas I am doing a stand-up night you do stand-up comedy oh well I've done it for years when I do conventions I speak at conventions groups Yemen ours but I've never done it in a nightclub he's done it in theater yeah I thought I did it in a plane once first-class or rear I'll get real give you a clue I'm European bathroom anyway uh my wife's couldn't open Sean she's terrific singer she is traffic's going to be she do first like half-hour now come on for now and we'll stick with the audience and if anybody like to come they tell me it's encore Las Vegas calm as Friday 9 to 19th right and this book is out now and everything else is a role in my life now what well I don't know I was going to ask you if your dad has been going on apparently you took care of that what's the yeah hey you know what he's always singing your praises when he's here Rickles Rickles loves mellow right well I go back we go back I met him in 1959 good lord he was working at a place called Morey Franklin's I was doing a morning show at a at a restaurant called pump her necks and Rickles would come in both of us were really kind of unknown Ryan he would come in dressed as a busboy he dresses like that quite a lawyer and he'd walk through the crowd eating breakfast and he'd say you you ordering butter are you nuts any more degrees great one night I had a mom with Lenny Bruce one day Lenny Bruce and Don Rickles would this was an hour that I'm a was one of my favorites there was no one like Lenny try to love Lenny Brooks I wouldn't because he was ahead of his time yeah he broke rules at how everybody does I mean Lenny predicted this they'd be nude on the Broadway stage they'd be cursing on toe like you with it I don't curse on television I don't curse and when I do they beat me oh but Lenny was good Larry I tell you yes and rituals were on together yeah and Bruce is wearing a prison uniform Lenny Bruce isn't here from Rayford he said a friend of his senator from the Rayford state prison Wow and I said why are you wearing this prison uniform and he said I like to go around wearing my prison uniform and as cops directions so for example I go to the corner and I say - copy - how do I get to college having at 53rd not a cop looks at me and he says it's an escaped con I got a great arrest why would an escaped con ask a cop for director makes no sense wait a minute how about a brilliant escape con who would ask your club because the copper think on a case escape card would not ask you cry forever and rickles looked at him and said well let me get a job i love rickles no es used to Ripley been here a lot oh yeah Records has been aligned when he's enemies here I keep saying um can we have coming up Larry on the show and don't always says to me said you make fun of them too much and you should and I said Mike I only make no we only make fun of you for - one I only make fun of people our love only my cocaine Sean Connery right and then and then I'm the other thing as I heard a rumor that you it's one of those things you hear is for what was your here I heard you a little bit farty and that I'm pretty funny I thought it funny that's all that's one of the worst lies I've ever heard I'm not that way I don't do well you have you haven't you haven't wait a minute well though I've noticed you haven't since you've been here I did it once in Atlantic City ones on a plane in coat you got do anywhere else I mean I don't know no no you can't do it in first-class so where we go with this purple like where are we going well what I did because we do this thing and Rickles says no you can't you can do it well we got the Larry King I'll show you what we do hey have you heard that Justin Timberlake I don't get it no I can make better music with my ass listen yeah I just brought sexy back is one of that most most of the times I would answer by saying I'm extremely complimented because imitation is the sincerest absolutely.i but that's a lot of crap yeah all right that's an insult it is no it's not a little too friendly it's not like no where you come no it's definitely crap right but but it's not an insult it's not an Esso because you're what as you see you're an American icon you're you know you're sure it's like everybody goes on all the presidents go on everybody goes on you so everyone is serious where it's funny everybody ends up so you're an icon so I'm I'm an iconoclast I have to go out to you that's my job but I'm so not tarsem well I'm hardly Tarzan I'd I mean know what I mean yeah do you have any tattoos though are you out of your mind I'm Jewish oh yeah yeah can you picture me swinging through the trees I mean I'm trying to figure out the parody what are you Perry weathers king king of the jungle you know that's all Isis yeah I get it now yeah you know your nose I think about I should do it again no it's Ted I knew it I learned that I don't want to ever see that here again I'm going to get input on Bernie now you still got you've a famously go Nate and Al's where every morning with my friends from service because do that everyone to ritual seven days a week no matter what's going on in the world I go to night mouths because I'm there with friends we grow up together is the food good right now that's rific it's a Jewish deli right well that's gonna be bad yeah in fact you go out of it you didn't know if you go to Mount Sinai and you wait for your number and you get a heart attack don't only carry the food is really good you know it but yes when you can be with friends that you know from junior high school Sid Asher new friends yeah Irwin Michael yeah Michael Irwin no Arwen comma Omega Lebanon Turkey but good was like 11 George slaughter great man you know I produce laughing oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah use of comedy yeah we all gather every morning and we solve every problem known to man we discussed baseball we discuss soccer we discuss you like soccer always you saw what we say is it's a girl's game no no I thought you would love soccer no no I emigrated to get away from soccer nor I can't figure out about soccer well I mean I love baseball is my favorite yeah I like this one and you like cricket no no no Albert Brooks had a great line about cricket but he said cricket is baseball on valium grunting I think it's gay baseball on valleys I say let's talk are the fans of soccers the most popular sport in the world yes I know it was a 10-second but I've never been able to get the gauge with kids look but anyway we sit at Nate Mouse and we solve all the pub today we solved Ram huh a lightness then what was gonna quit going to be fixed nothing's going to happen okay fair enough now listen right now I've just written a memoir as well you know I hate coming out in September it is yes publishing it HarperCollins good good I got it I got Harvey Weinstein oh how do you like that yeah he can have you killed he's the one guy that's the guy in Hollywood if he doesn't like it I think I think he wants book too you all right yeah my going be careful will you do business but I'd say what bottom eat this with body sometime to see the back of you guys or that one over there okay get it closer with us yeah like that that's me yeah kissing my little boy chance who is now ten why however I was very small for ten I usually don't dress on tonight that he should probably look at my older than not know what I'm saying is what hurts me I'll tell you what hurts me well I would never you've living buddy not you okay people said what a great little grandchild oh that's raw that hurt yeah the Latian Champa you do have I mean you got quite a lot of kids Larry I got three grown and two and wanted up I got one adopted two natural four natural one adopted and the stepchild and whistles would say that one in Honolulu I'd alive we gotta go like hang out as the longtime host of Larry King Live on CNN that's a clue to who is please welcome American broadcast legend Larry King everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] haha great audience great audience really yeah okay I guess no they're nice they're good audience how are you are you haven't seen you since time well yeah it's been a while last you every night though you are this is really terrific this show is sanctioned by the Mental Health Association you are in another realm you are different man yes so there's something about you you could you can last 25 years - that's the worst thing you ever said but they did you the 25 years in the malaria or you know the get I've been in broadcasting 53 years or stuck in 1957 well will you and me just previously Regis is older than me I Regis thought about the same time he started in San Diego and you were in Miami right I am yeah that's when you were doing stuff with all those guys and that thing you know I knew a few those hey that's what I'd say I did a favor for one one night oh oh yeah this is a true story I I did a benefit for a guy named boom-boom Johnno and he did a favor for a guy called boomba it was for the boy's town of Italy okay and at the end of the evening I was the MC boom boom was walking me to my car Joe says you did a good job kid I says thanks buh buh I said listen when I talk to the guys we owe you a favor ices up oh boy I don't need any favors he says we don't we don't want go favors oh because it's your uncle favors I know we we we don't like go favors what can we do for you that's what he got in mind he said five words you'll never hear those five words this people will never hear those five words he said got me buddy you don't like do you can um bur for boom-boom Tay the truth the first thing you think of if that's ever said to you I remember the Mafia yeah his name's yeah I know I thought it I thought I thought of a couple right there I go to the general manager channel for where I was working I saved his life that night yeah I finally said what we got to do something for you so I said okay like horse racing I said yeah he says okay we'll be in touch and I get a call one morning a strange voice just said apple tree in the third today at Hialeah Oh whoo but to all the money I had a guat tire Leah put it all on apple tree horses are gone in the game I said to myself there were three short things in life death taxes and I know you like the horse racing's if I do have enough [Applause] No [Applause] yes that's sick that's part of the illness it's what it's what I do here to try and break the monotony when you will you pitch this show to the suits yeah upstairs I didn't do anything no one fits no I never had like that well there was that creak Kilbourne was here and he was doing the show of it's a great well then I came along and rude but did you see I got an idea I'm going to have a coffee cup I'm going to have a talking partner who yeah has been dead several days he got into broadcasting the same time is Regis actually here and I'm going to have a horse run out - no I don't do any of that because CBS don't know I'm on see this this whole thing is kind of a pirate operation well how does that they think that they're running right now a boner pill commercials right or we don't get that truth yeah they don't know how to network officials they don't know I don't know the Tim Conway was on my radio show once right and he bet me that he and I kissed scheduled pilot at NBC without them knowing it they could take it right we call that we scheduled the pilot on the phone we went down the day they had a studio force they had cameramen and I said okay what do you guys need for your pilot we have no pilot so I it's possible that CBS does not know this no no it's not it's not a joke Larry they don't know I'm here when they find out they're going to be mad someone said the other day the dreary King Live leave our network did you guys we do know they're here you got to do for specials a year for CNN I don't know a lot of talks about I can't retire I mean I'm not gonna retire I want to spend more time with my little boys you know right on and so you did after a couple of days ma you got a do Oh want to be with the wife I want to be with the boys I like the family wife I got - laughs I live in Beverly Hills oh that's nice obvious you know they Beverly Hills housewives ever watch that show eyes their safety Dame I'll bet you watch off always say we're not taking oh this is just you know something nude but I like a pop but these that choice and I never seen it oh it's it's it's imagine is it on CBS that I don't care right so on and Rob Bravo yeah the gay Network it's on the rules of the gig art yeah yeah bravo Bravo to you for that bail but the no imagine you because you're part of the community of Beverly Hills I am yeah yeah book but about you've probably seen those girls around well there's a lot of housewives in bubbly go come on there are they a lot of nice people there are nice people house is a great place to live there's certain things it doesn't have right movie theater where people what poor people doesn't wait for people the number 7-eleven doesn't have a 7-eleven you don't need one day yeah what would we do with a 7-eleven not turn it into a movie no way but it's a it's a wonderful place to live yeah I'm sure I could donate quello no one could drive there though why I don't know why I guess guess it doesn't matter if they have a fender bender like oh I have someone who can look in heat know something weird about Southern California is rain rain and take well you know no one could drive here it begins with storms yeah I know it's like we may be raining yeah yeah storm storms coming in from the Pacific it sounds much more dramatic than you go at saying it's like that's not gay raining I guess maybe I'll do that maybe I'll be a weatherman now come on man Stanwood a stick no you have to change your name is something whether he like stormy King or something like that stormy gale foggy case Roger give me the weather man in Hawaii sunny back to your old hey you going now and we have to take a break we hang around we'll be right back I'll be there all right we were right Michael Mary Kay [Applause] [Music] I'm talking about this power bridge yeah what is that the bucket bracelet is either what are the great gimmicks of all time right my boys having my two boys let's play ball they play football baseball players ripping and they wear these so you go I went to a little league game and you do this you stand there you got a silly band notices for my no no no range a belly band yes the Dodgers it's supposed our Dodgers expels Dodgers they would normal Larry you want your luster damn money because it alright alright now here's what they do right stick out your arms they say right all right and then you take both my arms bend them down right but now they're all right oh wow how easy now you put this on aha now try it oh I played alone here let's have yourself yeah yeah I guess I do power versus so do you go in for all that dough that mysticism do you like to have crystals in your pants no like I'm Jewish you can still have crystals in your pads it's not it's not like you know it's not we're getting away to wallet I feel like Mel Gibson has all the crystals you know you know you can have crystals even if you're Jewish it's alright this is such I can't tell you how fun it is you ever want to take a night off I would do this show go ahead right now right on all you have to do is that well move over well you could interview me but you're still here on certain hour you're craving who would I be afraid a free way to do stuff you're afraid you're afraid that one of the suits will tune in magically to see about the you have so Bismol commerce you come on [Applause] yourself [Applause] [Music] the guerrilla tell you about my movie with have a great dress tonight Craig Ferguson one of a classic late night entertains do you miss Scotland you think about no no no I get on the plane and it goes right there every single time I've landed right on it the planes go non-stop planes going up from Newark they go they don't go from Los Angeles you know why why because it's too far you were funny kid no not not funny adult so you're not a funny kid no no I wasn't really no I it doesn't do to be you but you should oh look it says Krishna I know it doesn't you see they're not sure oh sure silly make sure with the government making where how small that is yeah no they did take that open a minute oh sure I'm not can you lie I could leave and they'd be like how am I in fact I'm unconvinced if he can deny the inquiry start oh so when we trying to yeah yeah I think the Rangers just went up [Music] some drunk just tuned in what the hell's going on yeah the world is beyond me do you sell add you still drink a lot never drank you never try and give up you know something I've never been drunk really I never liked trying to black I never liked that I think it's a control issue yeah I never liked person never liked the taste well there's lots of different tastes did I have a vodka it just still taste it tastes good to me okay well I don't know I used to butter around with Jackie Gleason not to drop names right oak and Gleason said to me I said did he go drunk was his wife once or twice a day yeah I said doesn't it taste terrible he says hey if coca-cola did for me what this does for me I drink coca-cola well that's fair enough yeah so you've been the inebriated at times oh yeah the 1980 did you miss the 1980s pretty much but you know goes the shoulder pads and you know that bit about that really short about dynasty I feel that was okay getting high notice I never used to guaran hangovers until until I stopped drinking universe I mean I kind of get them none I think it's part of getting older I mean I haven't had a drink in nearly 20 years but I you know I hold are you I'm 48 well you don't look it he brought it with me taking that out they leave any yeah by the way well do Scotland drinks car all the time is that a favor drink yeah yeah no this cold scotch because it's popular in the country of Scotland and you know even the first place I never told anyone I tell you this so the first time I took consider yes the first time I ever tried to get sober eyes about 25 right and I went oh I'll go with an island off the coast of Scotland an island called island right I love has more whiskey distilleries per square mile than anywhere else on air I only wanted to say he'll kind of insisted three and two what you nobody who gets over in Isla and I and I think sober for Bannen I wouldn't have to it really is such a voice oh yeah the magical kingdom known as a line they made very very nice service keys if you're looking for whiskey that's that's where you should go did you ever try things rougher than whiskey okay what is that like nothing Bruce used to say there has to be something good about it look okay you ever got a nice ring I like the boat cocaine and all honestly was that let you drink more like I mean I explained I tried taking it once you know with an alcohol around I'm like this is just tons you guys go yeah I know that I thought you can't mix the two oh no no that you're a good guess yeah you like you the horse in your shoes right yeah but no you the reason why I took it was because you I didn't black out when I was drinking and doing coke but cokes illegal so I would never did you ever try anything else with the Jordyn Kleman heroin but you couldn't do coke heroin and liquor god bless you we are you like a little baby sometimes we have to go to break now if you just tuned in I don't think we do as well that's weird if you just tuned in CBS executives I'm available [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] welcome back to Larry King late our apologies by the way to Sharon Woodward who was scheduled be a guest tonight new now hates me no no no Shannon Woodward our side our apologies to Shannon wood will have her back soon yeah we never happened if I was sitting by into death Shannon lying I'm not wetting me for this okay you're the ones that make the Box Tops fair mister let's talk about gray hair did it even come early that stairs is dead yeah but that part of me was working harder than the upstairs a lot of things I'm talking about you when they hired you yeah how did they tell you how did they save did one of the suits call who called and said we want you they said to the Late Late Jeff and we've got good news with your bad news the good news is you are allowed to stay in the United States the bad news is there's a condition and then I had to come in to the hill work for David Letterman no no i don't but i thought this was wrong they did i actually i work for CBS so your check comes from yeah your remittance yeah comes to CBN if you ever meet with the executives yeah this doesn't executive no I mean last time say what's the Moonves yeah president of CBS yeah when did you meet with him bless what's the gentleman's name again moving that movement now I see him from time to time for legal Reapers you know who if you know where you are he's alright actually he's a good guy who's an actor new hammer yeah very kind of definite because he you're right he was an actor so he's are we out of time who cares oh we are yeah yeah we'll be back tomorrow night who's our guests tomorrow night Regis I think Emily Deschanel actually so in the bones show you oh yes oh hey that's a good guest I love interviewing her so you can take off all right [Music] [Applause] legendary talk-show host he kicks off his comedy tour Larry King standing up at the Borgata in Atlantic City may the 14th the Wilbur theater in Boston May the 15th please welcome the legend is Larry King every [Applause] what the hell Larry I thought you were retiring I see every damn week sorry to interrupt sorry to interrupt your monologue yeah well yes I've been waiting there for hours oh come on man I was on your show you keep welcome you take call Gordon it's good to be back oh thanks man this is a fun show to do yeah yeah you're a great host plug it with me onion and if they believe that even wore a dress hey what's not by the way are you oh this is for my cardiac front we have the Larry King cardio if I had a heart attack you had a heart attack 22 years ago we had I had bypass surgery and I found out that a lot of people aren't covered by insurance really and we try to help them and if I give them money for their life my wife is chairman my son Larry jr. is president we have a gala every other Saturday night we have one in Washington having a gala oh yeah we have entertainment and what we have is is Saturday night we're bringing back a bunch of patients that we've helped over the years oh that's very nice and so we do heart surgery with all sorts of procedures yeah you don't get gold in the ico surgery though Daniel are you know we get in there and now let me just have a go while you don't get in was just water you yeah but you're all right now right yeah I'm fine what's this week why are you I thought you were retiring you're not retiring at all I did is more it was the semi-retire yeah or as I retired but I couldn't retire you can't retire what are we gonna do well you got your bagel store and all you've been tweeting about all the time don't my bagel store open them up a bagel store come and get bagels everybody I'm like just stop oh man well hold on you bring any big this no we didn't bring him tonight bet a bit don't stop then our best bagels you ever ate you know why why was there New York bagels right here in LA well happier than our a this company is able to make the water make us water they make water now you really are working they make water the same as New York which is the best tap water in the world so they say oh in New York all right all right you ever tasted better pizza in New York no no I got a bagel no no no I tell you the first time I ever lived in America knew you're sayin I that the pizza the bagels the smell of music it's the story of the water and we're able to make the water and I'm their spokesperson he'll return for that I have a little bit of the company and a major part of the franchise on South Beverly Drive and you act every day you get female of the bill well I like to pay I'm talking about bagels I'm uh I'm a strange Jewish person I like the fact now I like my bagel yeah I like that and I like I'm a big old person you like bagels I love bagels you don't like bagels disappear right something about I like them you I like bagels a soup pot or whole clothes you know now what are you talking you know what a bagel so fat you can't even get your finger down through the middle I happen you got a bagel I want to tell you something this is the strangest show yeah in the history of television you bet and you've been doing it stitches six seasons yeah I'm the weird part about this that the CBS people as we discussed they have no idea the money they think I do some kind of response Tigers are myself I called up yeah and said what time is the Ferguson show there you have yeah he said the one yeah we have no idea they think it goes David Letterman ShamWow commercial good morning see we have seven so when you get your check hey now listen let's talk about you know for the job I was it was your soda - CNN but they give it to an English guys story of my life they are to give this guy coming on from the breathe and I never memnon every hours oh yeah you real easy I like rubies very nice yeah yeah okay thank you well you think I don't like them I think I think you're being politically you know careful I think what you're doing what do you want me to not like a first of all I like to see people do well you are lying you can't be in silver hood why would you be mad I'm not mad I'm not I think it would be a great at home here's how I never understood well movie people yeah they don't like other movies to do well no don't Columbia got a movie open they don't want the Sony movie dude that's right but they place trailers in the movie Peter yeah while that movie showing the Columbia movie yeah in the hopes that the people going to see it will come and see their movie next week that's why wouldn't they want that movie to be jammed because you could remember Larry that show business is run by morons many of these people do not have degrees I don't know Noah neither do I and most of the people involved in the running of this giant ship of fools don't either you know there was a smart people are doing the arm surgery Didius they're doing this business it's crazy that we would be more famous I tell you the truth when I had my heart surgery yeah three days later I'm in the recovery room and a guy walks in he says I am a brain surgeon you're going to interview a brain surgery cop yeah oh yeah yeah this guy comes to the system II you know I operate on the brain your heart surgeon dr. Wayne ice appears in the cover of Time magazine Wow his guy did a lot of famous people who everybody knows him and he know what he is on he's a plumber that's all hostages are they would take a way to move this they move that but I am a brain surgeon he said I make one mistake one inch and Kalusha whole memory that's how delicate I am and nobody knows me I see millions because there's a guy in Volterra Ward's on my screen I said to him because the song isn't I left my brain instead that's nice so the hardest kind of a romantic thing yeah it is yeah now you know I'm going to do a comedy - yeah I know I'm just going to ask you but I thought you were was the end about let you do your plug why do it live my only one segment yeah yeah we only do one thing we we just do a long segment here because last time I was two segments so I'm a little hurt well I don't know I mean we got a brain surgeon coming up man but you can hang out I tell you what I tell you what come on clear the table yeah I'll lie down he'll do my brain you'll be up first I don't want anything first of all the lightning here is way too dangerous to perform surgery no I wouldn't get a car to ruin this light never mind and I'm secondly oh you know what we don't have to do you can just hang out your prayer perfectly professional broadcast on it would be a nice change actually around area we never have a second yes every usable you can go to that chair and then appropriately add stars oh are good anyway so I got regular but I will say this I am eyeball would try to be funny all my life I've used to speak at conventions and sales meetings and now what do you do stand-up - yeah I forgot yeah it's all the combination of my father-in-law who's been a manager for years in show business yeah my nephew stars uyghurs when a top Broadway producers yeah and the people at William Morris Endeavor oh yeah Paradis yeah all together and it got me booked so hold on with this your date no I'll just give you a couple days yeah oh I got me badly night no I'm not gonna read them all Saturday May 4th I where's that where's that camera that shows the Twitter I just I just want to take a few calls Ryan all right Saturday me Saturday May 14th at the Borgata in Atlantic that's a good playable caliber now yeah not good at the Tropicana which is well wife is going to open for me she awakes looking for you she's a Grimm still talking about come on I should be so lucky Saturday May 15th with the Wilbur theater in Boston I've been oh that's a great they're looking for the asbestos backstage do you know do you know the Hoosier Park Racing casino in Anderson Indiana wish I did I'm there Friday made failure yeah that's it like right now but I'll come and see you probably the I'd love to have you yeah I'd love to do that you can come you come your high learned until Vegas due to an 11th in Vegas at the Mirage okay and June 10th in Reno look okay advertise somebody who actually pays for it then we go back talk to you a little more you want me to take people right back [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back to the Late Late Show with Larry King special guest me uh nice having you back thanks very much what's happened as the as luck would have it on the very night the robot broke down a legend of broadcasting happened to be here could you stand over where the robots do get serious you got a great guest yeah I know I'm going out going all right yeah but let me introduce two guests that yo let's go - go ahead oh he hurts me when you're not here - guys the CNN's chief medical correspondent in show Sanjay Gupta MD in Saturday and Sunday mornings on CNN please welcome very talented dr. Sanjay Gupta [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] God forgive us great you guys know each other don't you from the CNN work together four years when my favorites really whenever we had a medical crisis Pam Sanjay was our chief guest that we're doing a special on Alzheimer's on May 1st he'll be one of the things about that sorry no I know you never do that to him I don't do that to make now listen are you a brain surgeon or a heart so I'm a brain surgeon brain surgeon what'd you put the snake close to me when you asked for my brain it's not good so I would know is that true the brain surgeons think of is why right the brain surgeons think of heart surgeons as plumbers and you know well you know I mean there's there's there's good sort of camaraderie and back and forth and the hospitals for sure yeah I mean yeah people think of the brain as sort of the seat of the soul right the heart you know it's basically just a big pump well that's what you think yeah Larry think that the heart is a romantic organ I think they're both large you know muscle tissue masses and they have no romantic connection or soul connection at all really gathering your soul is somewhere else probably in your pants or sometimes maybe know in your pants but the robots don't work you could transplant the heart you can't transplant the brain well no yeah but the car has happened in think that would happen one day I think it'd be very hard very hard it's a you know it's very intricate then there's like a mixin transplant a heart either though I thought I got that hard really just got a couple of big blood vessels yes Odin and people say it's easier to transplant a heart than actually doing heart bypass surgeries yeah I could just sewn in big blood vessels when you do a hard trance right yeah this is a different game and no really for me I tell jokes to that guy so listen I've been for I follow you on the Twitter you're big on the Twitter and I'm Craig effort and I've been I've been watching you in Japan yep right now how are things over there you know it's it's a disaster yeah I do that yeah I mean I come back from these places and I mean I just you know not to sound trite but I mean how good do we have it right I mean they of course people living on the northeast coast they're they're a completely slammed by the tsunami obviously we you up near the reactor there yeah we were as you know before the whole concern about the reactors that we're about 30 kilometers away right and the concern started and they started moving people further and further away but yeah I mean the nuclear fears continue now you know so many weeks later this is a country and people sort of notice but this is a country that has a very antagonistic relationship with radiation I mean people lived in the bombs over there and the country is older so to build that nuclear facility was it was a big deal in Japan people did not want it and now this is just you know in many ways going to confirm those those awful I have not really got an idea of this size of scale of this problem is it similar to Chernobyl is it that bad is it well you know that they interesting because they have a scale of one to seven Chernobyl was a seven they're saying this is a six and that but they could it could rise to the level of Chernobyl if it continues to get worse I mean things aren't under control as of yet so and I'm amazed by little things in like you know the the other day we heard that these these workers were basically the last line of defense between this plant and the rest of Japan right they were walking in this radioactive water and and two of the guys their boots were so low that the water seeped in the third guy had higher boots so he wasn't affected by it it's amazing see they don't have adequate protection I mean these guys are you know doing amazing work you know they're yeah Dorothy I'm adequate present' I don't know it's just it's been a bizarre thing you know we weren't getting adequate information we've come to find out these guys aren't being adequately protected yeah and yet everyone I mean the whole world's paying attention to this how cute how do you deal with it when you come back from from something like that and you have you decompress and you go you can go to Larry's bagel store or something I have I mean because you can't you can't walk around like you're a doctor so I guess you have to disengage at some point from the drama right or doing because it's nearly all big drama with you all the time yeah yeah you know it's like you know this I will run a very rare vacation when this earthquake happened we haven't taken a family vacation a couple of years we finally got away for kids Spring Break and 30 hours little into the vacation is when the the earthquake happened right and my wife just looked at me and she said you're going to go aren't you and three hours later I was gone it you know so we're used to this sort of thing I think you don'ts interesting Craig I really had a couple of wives upset to have you're going to go I want to say them I was amazed because these past three minutes yeah I've been the most serious three minute years serious subject I was listening brain and you were very good yes question so why do you go off tangent like that becoming review that is great really doc who stays on topic all the time I've seen you ask our guests about their groceries or maybe not with that I don't know cuz you guys won't work together never do you work with the other kinda Piers Morgan yeah no I work with peers to be I work with Larry for a long time and we had some we had some different fun shows are you going on the road together dude instead I'd be happy to learn he's funny funny guy sometimes yeah so wait a minute oh this this would be at first what an Indian and a Jew toward again a Scotsman I'm Scottish you come along that's a job good take over look we only have to do is walk into a bar what do we call it real buzz it does get a name for the trio Kings things that's my Twitter stuff yeah I know that's why I said it kicks what's your Twitter name Sanjay Gupta seen at CNN see you then yeah crazy for Twiggy ferengi Ferg know isn't it good that it's ugly gonna run ya cranky Fred yeah dr. Gupta he's a brain surgeon Larry Crim saw errant splinter brain of your mind no no I think a good up Monday and ruble or getting please brain with you transplant oh I love yours Larry I took I won I would have guessed you to take and Donald Trump well it's easy access is left out okay we're going to be [Applause] [Music] [Music] I know what you're thinking hey why have to go out the camera and lesbian row you're gonna say that now I I so a Scotsman an Indian and a Jew I think that would work everybody cheating one of our two Scots one came walking out of a bar now could happen no here's the thing here's the thing should I be offended by that people get very offended all right you got a brain surgeon suit yeah right yeah should I and doctor be offended cancelling out you get a family buy Indian jokes yes here Indian joke or not right here I tell you that for another man well we're done now Larry you want to draw tomorrow night who gives books if they leave that oh it's a good Oh actually wow there's a move is Matthew McConaughey tomorrow night oh great yeah great thing is actually good you know which yet then we got a full week of gas look everybody remember this CBS cares that my right fellas they don't all my first guest tonight the legendary talk-show host he's got a new book it's called truth be told and source now and his special Harry Potter the final chapter he was in the Harry Potter oh he's interview in the Harry Potters alright he interviews the reporters and ears in July the 10th on CNN please welcome my friend he is my spooky around here Larry King everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey how you doing buddy always I always love coming here so do you really want was this is the nuttiest show no good television there's nothing like good show I was asking backstage has there ever been a serious moment oh yeah yeah oh yeah there's not many serious and nobody came up with anything now there's been a couple serious moments but most of it is just fun well the harmonicas and time and I be a guy gay Roku noise is a screwball skeleton a group of skin or just a row boys the ruies a reanimated skeleton it's not just a robust killers nothing all flowery this is business sorry none of your crew I know this right before you went on yeah I heard you say what are we doing tonight yeah now I used to do things off the cuff yeah but I had some idea well I had I knew who the guest was yeah I had some concept of where we were gone oh that's where you went wrong [Music] yeah I'm doing this thing the last thing you'll hear you were gonna have to do the stand up to her how does it go going great did you get it work about five six cities booked in about ten others going up them I'm going to I'm gonna but see we're going to Hong Kong I'm calling a poor Australia with a with a company toward the end I'm going to Tampa New York right all over Florida and I go out it's not Florida I go come on just not in Florida I mean I'll check I don't think no creature gets cool yeah come on anyway I go I I love to tell stories I've been being all my life at write vengeance is like and so my my nephew's gods eiger's the famous theatrical producer Bruce a lot of hits my father over you know cattle carry growing a great manager he's a great manager and often in very attractive knitwear you ever noticed with colony sometimes I see car like wow look at that swear he's where next where I don't know the next where this where yeah yeah you feel what you see Carl you sweat around here you go you know there's a guy that likes to get wool around them he'd like them but yeah like them yeah anyway so and we got mate so it's a major production so we do it as a Broadway show I don't know we got backdrops we got rear screens it's a very well done and it's funny it's 90 minutes funny on some places my wife shown him you know right she opens for me like she'll do 20 minutes oh I see what you mean yeah on the show right I'd love it [Applause] I thought you I thought you meant if you if you were particularly good on stage that night no no now you're really talking about prepare who is it tell me brother but first okay this is wicked man I ain't never made the book over there um I got a lot of things the Harry Potter's abortion about you're in the hindquarter maybe more specials a year right first one we did was on Alzheimer's disease right this one on July 10th is we got access to all the filming of the last Harry Potter we got access to the four major stars and so on July 10th we are going to show you an hour special on the making of what will be the final Harry Potter all right picture opens on July 15 I know because I have a picture of then that day as well yeah what was you ever movie yeah yeah we need to poop are you in with me but I'm winning Winnie the Pooh play oh yeah that you're a voice [Music] mmm yeah forget me yeah opening yeah against Harry Potter that's right you're going evil daya be spectacled wizard okay what's the betting on who does better financial I think he's got to be one in the poem and I mean yeah I know you and like Harry Potter it's okay but it's kind of run its course you know where's Winnie the Pooh it's well that's been going about a hundred years so yeah I saw though a spurt I saw the last film oh oh yeah you ever seen Winnie the Pooh's oh man it's awesome that they get caught down a hole and they have to get out who do you play who do you play I play I play out I play the wise old oh yeah you know yeah if you're not strong I was and I was in Shrek in Billy Crystal's b-movie the funniest thing the best things to do a voiceover you want you ghostbusters you and all those first ghosts but yeah that was my first thing shot you were the first thing so when you say these ghostbusters are taking over say yourself and it had me would have that precise Moke then i had a vat of cigarettes and answer all the calls you want to hear a funny Ghostbusters story yeah okay okay I arrived in New York I've never done a movie I'm right I wasn't on television right and they hire me to do the first scene of the go sir so I land in New York and I said a limo will pick up and there's a limo there except the guy is wearing like a pea coat jacket and jeans and boots and he don't look like a limo driver that's what we're driving I'm thick glass limo and I said oh ma your limo driver yeah yeah I do that some time as they were worrisome with the Teamsters oh and you have the country we have the contract to this movie everything that moves in this movie we move we detains this so I said to him what supposing supposing I were doing a movie in New York and I didn't use you and he turned around with you would be doing a movie in here you are guys right they ran bings yeah do you ever meet Jimmy Hoffa interviewed him twice did you really before he went to jail and after you got out of jail yeah where is he now the bad question it's a fair question he'd be a great guest yeah this is the kind of show you go on after Jimmy hope I stay under the radar a little bit Jimmy had an amazing memory Jimmy could go around this audience I'm a kid yeah get the name of everybody be here an hour and remember the name of everybody Jimmy was a tough guy ya know I had everything you want a guest you have passion yeah he had the ability to pitch in a truck really pretty a truck he was a teamster he was a teacher twisted look let me tell you something when I booked a guest on the show I'm like do they have their ability to put me in the truck I don't I always want to talk to if I were a truck driver yeah you know I could describe to you the feeling of being a teamster that would make me interesting don't you get it hey you can't apply a fan he could put you in the truck all right and another thing he had was passion would you liking the guest and you could passionately put you in a truck he could the one thing he didn't have vigil I can I guess was the sense of humor Jimmy no sense of you man did not have a great sense he know what he did some Lenny Bruce said we should praise Him because he hires ex-cons oh you know they say we should hire people who get out of prison Chappelle yeah we do it right into me the audience tonight are on their rehire all right you gotta take a break we're gonna take a break you want to throw a commercial you know do that yeah yeah going hey we'll be right back with more of Craig Ferguson the robot a great audience and other surprises coming don't touch the dial [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that was a Prince William of Britain you were talking to him he recently got married I got that part when he bet kid you got that part when he was 11 yeah I was gonna be 22 yeah but he's also he did Equus and yeah I know that the naked horse yeah and then that is like oh yeah yeah your eyes kind of float on negative are also is on Broadway doing How to Succeed in Business yes fantastic good things yeah I don't know if you're telling the truth color is a great American accent does it go backstage Oh blimey you know yeah that's good Larry do that again do it again come on Oh blimey oh I gotta show you something you take one of these just one I put it in your mouth for a minute not all four okay hold it in your mouth for about a minute then you gotta swallow them all holy crap oh I think it was the wondrous time warrior the time if you don't tell you them again advice well no they're out you know my fart eNOS will be minting cranky Digga you got us wrong what hang on see what you did there what you did there but you did there you went for the last you didn't one more thing all you do is take one yeah you let it dissolve in your mouth for a minute then you swallow it you have great breath for four hours you will have great breath for four years yeah well I like to I like to build it up you know let's quickly let's get to the book because we've done your mints your show what are you gay or come on are you putting me down I'm not putting you down man you I would never put you down you're the governor as far as I'm concerned the government you know the newest book you know what means you universe they blame me right boy right well Ronnie you're the governor I was why when people are with British people yeah I start to talk British like Madonna when I'm around a British person I find that I start to talk British are you doing enough now yourself I guess I am you know whenever I talk to Regis Philbin he starts talking to me in a Pakistani accent because he's a its own Scottish and his name he sounded Scottie she goes for crickets but it nice to me and it's mine pretty like this which is why he's believing - yeah right no this is a wonderful book this is a book about you and get a back cover look at Lee won't see a great back cover the nice is that the cat the Harry Potter that that's chance on the left baseball camp that's B that's cannon the comedian and that's she was right who you know ya know that's right so there you go I think you knew her before I knew her you know what you say man I knew my father-in-law you knew her yeah yeah you can tell me crazy no man tell me but ridiculous weird tell we're friends over friends no friends you know we'd go and get a water bagel together no I mean we man but I didn't know where we just met no it's Carl I know her father because he was you know I was working at the time and in a prison and Carl was there too he was we worked at a person know it well kinda let's go with her you entertained and a person I did I entertained gentleman callers in the prison and make that all right wasn't for another time thanks for the breath mint Larry Larry King everybody good evening I am your guest host for tonight Larry King no you're not yes how is not no yes I own okay Larry you know I know I was born here in the floor three no you know they told me I was against folks you're the guest saint cake but you can't walk o people let us start again look yes sidekick you know you're not really to sake you're the voice of thus I think the rule boy is being repaired for a couple of weeks you had a long and distinguished career it's come Curtis yes robot you should have go to college so here's the thing okay alright give me what happens is you the root ball is over there right either over there in here right right okay I've been here when I was okay yeah there was one a good time what you do is you're the you're the voice in the robot but what you have to think like the Robo get inside the robot in your robot be like you know that Vulcan mind-meld like wish robot job at you robot if you want there all right George said I'm a robot okay right so that's all you have to do tonight you will be hit there know you'll be inside the robot your body will be in stasis wait a minute you're putting me in him maybe you can do it yourself I mean made of oil oh no I made a moment you guys came here no you're going to have different a life of a rope no no you're not you're going to lie in a pod offstage and your mind will be taken into the robots body and you will operate the body using your mind while your body is lying in there I got it you are sick okay I'll do it I'm doing it to you thanks Larry I would not do this for the guy before you got shot he has a living sidekick though alive I'd be very difficult to pick you inside the body of Paul Shaffer all right like Paul might enjoy but all right the main thing it go off stage go into your pod and let your mind float into the rowboat I'm going to my paw tonight the robot will be Larry the truth is there's no shortcut to becoming a great public speaker it takes years and years of practice that's why Larry King is so good nobody has more experience that he does no one except perhaps the guy who gives toasts his weddings am i right Larry get real right Larry King Jeff and my rabbit huh buddy hey what the hell hey so now you've developed a fear of public speaking don't even want to do the did I piss you off with a wedding thing join us after the break when Larry King Jeff will hopefully be working again everybody what dirty that was that was that was not dirty unless fireflies meet something dirty do you think fireplace mean something dirty Larry King Jeff oh yeah I love your lever I'll give it I'm so this is so new Denis to be a robot I have my own harmonica on how to play harmonica this is of all the things I've done in this business Greg this is really the weirdest there's a desert air conditioning blowing directly on top of my head no no that's your body's head you're thinking about there right the tube I like being in the inner tube I like the feeling in here it's very yep you're done but your mind is now in the robot Larry King Jack you must try to think like like a rook I must dad okay Craig I will think that if they think like a robot who's per command of the English language it doesn't make things like a robot you know you hunger what a robot's thinking well you know rationally think rationally don't think you're actually a robot but you want me to be a rational robot yeah yeah imagine imagine you're Mitt Romney or something like that good yeah alright at first I had to tie my dogs to the top of my car which is what he did by the way he did that did he he drove once truly drove once that's true he rolled once he drove to Canada the car was full of people and he tied the dogs to the top of the car what I thought no Regis and I did the dogs get into Canada don't you need a passport for that or something I think he got him in he must have gotten them in they got I don't know how they got that that's the truth you're laughing it's a true story I don't know if they got by kid did they ever get back the dogs maybe he blew off the top of the car forgetting dogs were they how the hell do I know this is awesome this Joe's never been better Hey what time is it Larry King it's time pretty email yeah yeah that's right way to thank you hold it ed understands won't save yours [Music] Plus email alright this is from Shauna and at Manchester New Hampshire you ever been in Manchester New Hampshire oh yes does that shock you I was there for the primaries in about 12 years ago I walked the streets of Manchester when I was that's when I was a human when I was a normal Jew just walking the streets I was now robot this is either the worst or best idea I've ever in my I can I'm not 5 anyway look here anyway I show such a high Craig and Larry King Jeff does a bowl of candy at work and I can't help but eat from all day what can I do to control myself do you have a problem with sugar do you like the looks I like sugar but I don't have a problem with I have type 2 diabetes yes I'm from I like I like chocolate no chocolate I know dark chocolate is in but I didn't like you didn't want this digit he didn't want a robot would things didn't want someone who creates of his own mind and I'm not talking my advice my advice and Eleni this is like a high-tech segment and keep the tide but the robot this is from Tam in Charlottesville Virginia everybody know not even keel Craig Larry King Jim I've been told that my voicemail message sounds like a robot is it possible to not sound like a robot when you're recording a message oh well you've come to the right place hey do you sound like a robot on your answering machine Larry I'm Jeff I don't answer my answering machine there's a voice that that says you've reached this number and leave a message I don't I don't I don't I don't know in fact I don't even know how to do I don't know how to do the answer I don't know how to do the machine I answer it that's all I can trade I got hired Ron no news for you I got news for all people who catch I don't you inside and that relax hey listen you want to leave I'll do the show River I burger [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome back welcome back to the show okay my first guest tonight is very talented actress stop it it's a very talented actor you know can take up stories all the time liking oh you did oh yeah you know give him the name of a town and he's often not right Jeff Larry King yes can I ask to Lee something sure Holly Molly Shannon oh it's Molly Susie I'm in the mood for things so I'm into the book so I'm gonna ask chilly oh do you want me to answer for chilly all right I'll ask Molly okay thank you I'll try to bring some coherence that is appropriate is it hard to write for children in that there's a tendency to write down to the age to write down to age Oh CNN about the robots become self-aware I just stay out of it there - stay out of it okay stay out of it Molly it's answering for children do you find yourself right down to the age of the kid gia rain - no I don't I actually I feel free okay yeah yeah you ever been to Cleveland air Larry King Jeff sure who has a bit of Cleveland it's a great town have you been there Craig damn teams they have buildings they have skyscrapers have the Indians they have the Browns they have the Clavel ears yeah they don't have a major league hockey team oh I'm not going down Jasmine I don't know have you ever had your own robot um no you want one I'm throwing Larry King you can have laughs and a robot did he do housework yeah sure he does okay yeah yeah he okay yeah yeah do you ever never read them the the dr. Seuss books oh yeah there's a weird their books unbelievable they're great when you're learning how to read because they rhymed yeah yeah great yeah just to Rio do I don't let my kids ring thank you no I don't like any of that weird stuff right robot jeff has got the voice of Larry King I hate to add some information to this program now go ahead my light there please Johnny Depp I did a special with Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp is going to do the life of dr. Seuss the we're easing the comprehension behind that brilliant children's series and I hope that Molly's book will enter into that class of books to rank with doctors I just tried to bring some clarity to show back to you pray all right I think I'm in a crazy dream no no he's just gonna imagine like he's weird Larry King and I'm even weirder I'm just good for you like this yeah that's a welcome good luck you want to subtext in this awkward cause okay okay I'm trying to sneak a look at your boobies you stop it breathe the dub reading is called normal you know get not not for a robot robots don't breathe so knock it off so I'm gonna do the show and die at the same time okay I do every night during the monologue you can do all right all right we're doing no component take this out thank you thank you [Music] all right listen welcome back listen when when the gesso you know just don't don't interrupt or get all professional with them it's really showing me up are you fine okay just fine like to be loaded at all here hold on they want to they want us to take this on the road now you go first I'll text you when I'm on my way my next guest is of III night and then they moved on to a more professional hassey wine that Mohawk is yeah no he's also you looked at it you ever met their lapis if we met backstage when I was a human Larry I know your eyes are so blue man so now ain't got nothing on you do I look good yeah you look great yes might go under yeah God can I bring another civil moment to this show yeah yeah I god right I'm following a horse now you are you surprised mindful at all by the success of Boardwalk Empire hey wait wait let's knock it off man agreement I'm sorry knowledge are Michael are you surprised by their success the boardwalk yeah do you have any you have any follow-up Bob but it says Africans like that can I get a transcript for this no I I want to just that I think Michael is one of the brilliant forces on television because he impacts the screen in other words some people come on and they're there and then they disappear but Michael you know imagine if you're unhappy with me as a robot don't have me back I like knowing where you are in your pod so what were you getting up to when you're in South Africa that right you are not watching TBS what do you think the end of the work do you learn anything one for your great guess yeah I'm from Brooklyn too so I feel so proud when people from Brooklyn make it and he is sometimes although he was again by the way you were just you know let's stop but let's stop be kidding for a moment I want to say this for the people here in the audience people across the country you're a great host you're a terrific personality you deserve a better time slot [Applause] not me are you trying to destroy me man oh I want I want to bring you into more homes well I don't want to be in more home laughs you like but see the thing is about you know what we do here is we're tucked away quietly they don't know what we're doing we got a rule book talkin like Larry King and like they don't know we're here in other words if I called up let's say CBS New York right I said can you give you some information on Craig Ferguson think they'd be like David we have no idea who that is does he work here where anymore I didn't want 11 whole HR that's what they take they think there's when Leatherman goes off they think The Late Show is a movie yeah yeah no I think what happened does an infomercial with a British guy that's what they think it is that's what they think it is it's like that's an infomercial well they should know better I am by the way very happy to be a robot if you ever want me you know you should come back and do it again I really think we were onto something there right there when you were asking questions and like I have is amazing it was like a real TV show anytime you want me to run him anywhere I know anytime you want me back well I'd have you back I'll see to my busy schedule yeah how's it going anyway they're terrific at everything you do that you do not start to do the comedy I'm doing speed I've been you know where I've been where I've been to Kazakhstan I've been to us a big comedy town right there they're like that you do the chuckle hut there then Kazakh sense you've been there and it sucked a lot guys excel your bet I had I opened for drew Carey how about how about Slovakia been to Slovakia no no a bit of Kosovo oh I've been of course well that's a given to Portugal yeah Korea no we just want to do countries yes no well we don't know we all we're done well thank your guest tonight I'd like to thank my guest Molly Shannon Michael caverns Larry Larry Kangas Jeff we got to go over it [Music] [Applause] [Music] and now Larry King read an excerpt from Linda Cunningham small-town girl page 85 maybe force terrific he was tearing off his shirt stepping out of his pants and suddenly he was naked on the bed beside her all there all mail ma elite [Music] he's hosting an evening with Larry King and Friends that's a clue to who he is it's supporting his cardiac foundation I started they made the 19th in Washington DC please welcome my friend Larry King [Applause] you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Larry Larry it's great to see you but I McMahon make a statement yeah we sure why not television has many shows television does have many shows this is the sickest I know if you did not show is what's weirder than this show let's stretch our minds weirder than Craig Ferguson what'd I ever do acid honestly man you are a 60s yeah it doesn't like Bob Dylan's jury she Prime sure he did acid yeah buddy Bob Dylan used to be Jewish but you can opt out yeah you guys know that yeah you can we allow anything you guys know do you never get involved in the LAT 60s counterculture thing did you never get and I was on the air through the 60s in Miami I covered it all was them easily the most exciting decade as a broadcaster really Oh cigarette a lot going on I guess yeah I kind not pay attention to current events I go back to my original were you in Miami when cast will go Cuba I was on the morning I was on the radio that morning and announced that Fidel Castro has entered Havana Falcon vision so Batista has sought exile in Spain with all his money do you remember all this oh you you know I was here I was no it's calling DeMint no sorry not on the air yeah kourin been right I'm Aaron only ours on the air and I announced it he'd come in I interviewed many of the first Cubans that came to live in Miami Wow but speaking of evil dictators yeah you seen my clips with the dictator no all hysterical stuff Sacha Baron Cohen you're in that movie I did all the I did commercials for it all right I did stuff that they sent out this you know on on the Internet no oh that's an Internet you know they've got that in the Czech Republic now that Internet oh that's host in the checkered no way I was in Slovakia Slovakia right that's the last words of Czechoslovakia I understand that but it's not Czechoslovakia anymore no but it's it's part of the Czech Republic it's part of it's right there on the Blue Danube you know when you go to Slovakia you know where you land where Vienna oh yeah but Vienna I saw the most amazing porn at the end in the hotels in Vienna no this is true in the hotels in Vienna the porn is not you don't pay for it if it's live it's live its life take you to your room you can yeah you pay extra for that no you just let you flip through the channels because oh well I always did when I went to a foreign country is it's true as I would always I'd find CNN and find you that's why I would always do I like that's when you you get it's a little kind of bridge to home you get CNN you'll find Larry and then then I think my pants off and use the moisturizer but so proud in my audience no no but I'm so but in in Vienna in the hotel I was in you flex retire and the porn was right there like hardcore porn like it would go you know spongebob squarepants and Larry King yeah and what did you stay with I went back to you and I mean enjoyed my heart foundation oh you had a heart by the way yeah I wish you would have a period one you know we've had so many great people of his seramins the great music yeah country singers okay you can't have me up here Larry unless you ask me they've never asked you never asked me well my wife is chairman of the board right my son is president Oh the United States see that's a story right there because that's that whole Hawaii Kenya thing going on you can stop that right now you know actually that's my boy you know what I like about you created the way you stay focused you set me right on target all right there we have a Harvard also we have what we do as a heart foundations we help people who can't afford it right get heart procedures walk on we've been doing it for since I had my heart attack since 1987 Wow and because I had heart surgery it's a funny story I had heart surgery no it doesn't sound funny but this one running his story quicker yeah so I started this foundation and my wife runs it beautifully and my son and so we do this event Orion we have stars and and you can if you go to L case yeah yeah this is story no all Ryan cardiac foundation.org right it's next Saturday night then right is a story I had a heart attack Annie heart surgery right I go to New York because a very pessimistic and I had the heart attack in Washington but I want to die in New York fair enough so I grew up in New York I'm not going to live so I'm go to New York Hospital right awful hospital I'm there I walk in I'm scared to death of course heart surgery yes now next day I meet my surgeon you don't meet your surgeon till you have in the heart surgery right he walks him he's got a doctor he's got a ten gallon hat cowboy boots yeah and across the ruby goes you're gonna do rock vine you're gonna do crack pine I looked at the film and we're going to do a quintuple bypass on you five aims on you whoa you guys discovered them that all heart surgeons are from Texas to ashore from Texas really yeah there is no heart surgeon from North Dakota that's anyway over here from one yeah he comes over just the truth right and they do what things all doctors do right why they do this do they learn that that was did he does that one or the two fingers you got to pay extra for that that's like in Vienna and without yeah no that's probably an exam you indicate goes like this swear to God I looked down he has no right thumb what he's a surgeon aha you gotta just dr. Wayne Isham who performed surgery on David David Letterman Regis Philbin bear to them a lot of planes walk alongside you did is you only do famous heart surgeon like let me see I talked to your agent what did you make last year I look down and you see a man with what do you say when you see a man with no thumb yeah and he's going to do your surgery is what I said well this is semi brilliant I said you know doc ever since I grew up I can't explain this when I meet somebody new for some reason I count their fingers [Laughter] and with you I get benign and what happened was they they had an accident when he was a kid and his his mother was doing the leaves whatever they do you do the leaves yeah oh he open with the king of Christmas Eve I'm shocked oh did you or do the leaves in the 60 they're like you know I'm just doing the lead iodide doing the lead anyway she chopped off his thumb oh my lord without mother and it made am ambidextrous as a surgeon oh I see I went to sleep that night and dream that he cut his other phone did you really yeah burn how does it go did you let you're so focused we gotta take a break we'll be right back I [Music] you're going to keep the in Galecki was that pretty keep plugging back over there I'm doing the thing welcome back right what I asked when you new book moving to your new studio are you going to keep this wonderful intimacy but there's no no I want to get further away from earlier yeah we liked I mean the new study we're moving to a new studio and and when but the new studio is it's still crap it's not like we're moving to a great studio it's another studio that's cry cry and if I may ask a question sure I know it just eats here once member yeah yeah remember why do you knock your own employer exactly this again huh a little bit here's the tank one well you ask an insightful question made a living good well that's what I'm what I'm saying is this is like when someone is in a position of power over me my employer the President of the United States you my wife that's four for one it's like I'm a surgeon yes when we have my good now is good oh yeah they'll got it no okay so when I'm in a position of subservience to anyone else when someone has power over me I immediately consider them kind of a hostile force I am by trade a comedian so if you have power it is my job project you are so sick CBS there for right is your enemy in a way what do you do with your paycheck cash it we gotta we gotta finish up so what do you want I'll get a choice right yeah you wonder know why I want your love and compassion oh you got that others say you know oh my god I'm not swear I'll come right out I want you I want you next year to do our foundation going unfortunately out of time but I'd love to see out-of-towners where it is oh I didn't say was that what do I choose here all right well you got the awkward pause you get the motor organ or you can go for the big cash price I'll go for the cash [Applause] no no no don't touch it don't touch it until your knee here's those nice finish dollars cash prizes are hurting you yeah fifty dollars in quarters so you put this in the cup holder in your car meters exactly or beep shows well you have to go back in time about 50 years but feet shows or go to go to Czechoslovakia to Vienna oh really enna Vienna oh yeah the free porn video agent uh what do I have to do well I'm just going to tell you alright alright leave a gap and I'll throw some words into it and that's how we do all right you can either answer a question or you can guess at what's in my box here's how that works I've got a box in my head I imagine I don't know what's in it only Jeff knows what's in it you try and guess what's in the box after you arrive Jeff will tell you you went the money if you're wrong something awful will happen to you so I have to guess what's in your mind at this moment in the box in my mind or answer a question that's not the challenge alright I'll choose the box oh okay I found that a baby up to a wait wait wait wait yes we resume our class don't first of all I gotta get the bugs in my head okay all right well I put it there ready I show no no no I put the ID I already change I won't give up now it just changed all right were you gonna say a baby hook yes oh no why were you going to say that I don't know where are you trying to tell me you never to gas it no but maybe it's addictive it is CBS cares ah all right I've imagined a box in my head I don't know what's on a Jeff do you have the box all right Larry what is in my box a baby rhino I don't know Jeff what's what's in the book we would have accepted spongebob Larry King porn but it is the baby right [Applause] please welcome the great Larry ko [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah yeah that way you think Larry used to do what you think music I like it I am very impressed really this is just it's spacious I love the wooden colors wooden colors I love this I love to take fire play it's not a fake at the real picture of a real fire the last time I was on this show you have it well I had a guess what was sitting in your box yes and I guess the baby rhino you put it on the wall that's not a baby rhino and it's not right now I don't want people to get up well I said no it's not a rear I know it's not we didn't hurt right on it it's made of kittens you know gonna tell you something for a month you can make it a beautiful studio and a beautiful set a wonderful surrounding even to break into a song because it sounds like you're gonna break out yourself you know let me tell you something goes a little something like this is still okay the sicker show on television one thing though I can a stole this from you look look what I've done it's not it's a trip it's a tribute Larry it's a tribute honor take the jacket off no now then well you got a get a while look I don't want to look like a fool don't do that to a Jew don't do that what I think you look great not feel great do you really well I'm back working again yeah you're under Hulu now do you do that in Honolulu just give me a sympathy alarm sounds like ah yeah right away I take Craig Craig days on my show next Tuesday night on Hulu yeah big big big ass you're gonna dress on the internet everything yeah we have a new company called or a TV my wife was really the founder she came up with the idea why cuz it were an Internet company it was pretty much hers you know she it's in partnership with with Carlos Slim out of Mexico Carlos Slim who could be the guy they don't say Chris guy won so what you know the guy the most interesting you know I don't always drink beer but when I do better no Carlos owns the beer company all right so he's the actual most interesting man in to the richest man richest man in the world did you hang out he's my partner what you mean he's your partner I got a piece of the company and he put up there he's you you are you one of the richest men in the world no who's in front of you well you what you're worth a little money a little a little but not not not badly come on not in your week by Lee smiley guys well I've got a rowboat scale in I write noise with me the kittens in the serial killer horse that's how I you got it you got a good point oh yeah yeah anyway we came up with the idea for TV a new network on the internet I host the first show we're going to be doing other shows and it's your old format then it's yeah except we have a beautiful setting with a beautiful studios it really is now you go you got a girl's marching up and down no girls not gonna have a horse thank you girls you got a gallon Larry after we things are now I guess maybe you got a guy have really attractive ladies marching up and down another thing we'd get in cooperation with this is just what you have to go the bathroom why do i Tong you walk anyway for 540 hours yeah the same as I get vertigo we made a good thing with YouTube this is this is going to be great on little bit to the last two nights of the convention tomorrow night and Thursday night right I will be on following the convention live streaming live screaming on you screaming you screaming screaming screaming on YouTube right how streaming we're gonna do you going to that you're going to like will show that no let it go away on after the Democratic convention will be on earth knock it off buddy just knock it off you're still involved and be on alert in other words I'm involved it's nice to be involved yeah well let's not tell you what since since you left CNN they're complete they're done no no I know I'm telling you Larry the only thing people watch CNN for now is to see when you're coming back well that's a nice update are they have they said to you let's let's have you back then all right no those bastards yeah I had a twenty five and a half year run that was great okay what was used to be my routine whenever I went anywhere anywhere in the world I've told you this oh nice you go to the hotel room you turn on the TV till it gets to your show take my pants off and watch well I I not know people the world over do that they turned to get to CNN they find you to go okay Larry's on you take your pants off you go that's how you relax in foreign countries did you ever fool around while I was on yeah ya did it depends on who the guest was not with Rickles so basically with regular to add to the ambience did it help hey O Lord for me well I did don't touch me man you're creeping me out I like the what is that on that tie you got amoeba well that's not me but it's Paisley that's a paisley tie but the figures are me but that's not a me but your amoebas it's not of me what are they it's a design Paisley original niba I am part of a charge my charity tie I saved the amoeba we're very worried because a lot of people want to save the whales but the wheels are eating all the amoebas and that's what we learn I am I'm going to join you yeah they're good yeah we take a break over right back [Applause] you [Applause] so welcome back guys we're back already yeah we're back yeah it was a short commercial break oh you don't wait for the commercial we just go right back on this show I like that know the commercial some shows you got to wait two and a half minutes no no these shows are live this show is extra specially fast life we are really moving tonight we're going really this is like this is messing with it's commercials move faster on CBS that's why we are the number one network you know what do I think is interesting about audiences that made no sense but included the phrase we're number one so they just applause ah we're number one is it proves Pavlov's theory right be either theory about CBS noise I think these dogs will enjoy CSI Miami get a little fun there with the girls in Moscow oh yeah yeah you have a bit of rush I love hosting I love fascinating country and great play your links in Petersburg No oh that's I'm going invited me to st. Petersburg Tsar Nicholas the first because the man you were kidding about Putin yes well if he invites you you gotta go I'm gonna go or else I don't think he'll kill me if I didn't go but I'm gonna go he invited me he biked you miss Elliot he was a very good guess he's a very good guest he's a very interesting guy we should have him on the show all right keep it even I thought of all the Russia's the bygone tries not Azhar yo no Denis Larry hasn't he if I got them for you would you well first of all apologize for the monologue and then ask him if he wants to come when I saw that yeah you know America is what we had our number the Dixie Chicks they try to ban them when they sang they spoke out against George Bush David and put them in jail right so big off bra yeah but no one said you can't say it in fact I distinctly remember George Bush saying they're like to say Oh will the office America great free speech that's that's what I'm saying it's like when you work for a charity it's free speech all right so what do you fancy one an awkward pause at mouth or again you want to go for the big cash price which I have to tell you now is seven and a half bucks because of the renovations we had to come back you know I have my bag home with the fifty dollars of quarters well then sometimes I forget to take it with me and I get a ticket well this is seven and a half bucks in nickels in nickel in nickels I'll go for that all right settle a nickel ah what time is it time all right I'm a little nervous that we worried about it I'm just going to ask you a question if you get it right you're going to win the prize okay the question is Iceland is in the North Atlantic its capital city is reka Vick here's the question what is trichology is it C the study of hair give me the other two choices why I gave you the right one what the hell do you get see the study of hair [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Larry King presidential election history five United States presidents have been married twice or as I call them amateurs [Music] Larry King presidential election history three presidents grew up as farmers George Washington on the tobacco farm Jimmy Carter on a peanut farm and William Howard Taft on a fat farm he was enormous like a blimp Larry King presidential election history after the election of 2000 all people could talk about were Chad's I still spend a lot of time talking about Chad's mainly actor Chad Michael Murray what account is One Tree Hill still on the air I lost the remote for my TV two years ago Larry King presidential election history in the presidential election of 1828 John Quincy Adams accused Andrew Jackson of being a murderer and a bigamist the Jackson retaliated by accusing Adams of having ugly muttonchops coucher stop there here right so we're very excited my special rock-and-roll band leader Richie Sambora is here and I have a big surprise for you buddy yeah well you know the rock and roll event that America has been waiting for since maybe you know since Elvis is going to happen tonight I've got you the biggest rock-and-roll name to sing the opening credits of the show with you the number one rock and roll guy in America is going to sing and play with you tonight for the opening crap ready whoo all right come on up mystery rock star Larry [Applause] you're the Beatles your beetle Diamond Sullivan right ready okay you can't go there we go to make a music [Music] damn [Music] I'm glad [Music] [Applause] [Music] better from here on see [Applause] [Music] welcome back my first friend tonight this is how we introduce people now yes yes my new friend it's a legendary talk show hostess latest talks with Larry King no ears on Hulu take a look at this okay [Music] [Music] hey guys sorry love this audience you you badass tonight man the black shirt the Tyne even you're like digging in a gown on the mud and the blood and the beer you look good I'm gone I got to go to this dinner for Al Gore it's uh environmental after this yeah Bobby in the middle of the night you're saying then you're going to this dinner this or you throw sweet cake oh man how long have you been in this game long a little all right okay this this is only in LA kind of dinner it's a 2 a.m. 2 a.m. strikes and is going to be there our breasts right then door the other one Phyllis brother fellas - don't get it yeah Phyllis right hand Oh Sam Clooney is good I am all a big name all the big names yeah so this is like an Al Gore dinner would you guys did an environmental Association in LA it's at a private home I didn't know you were part of the environmental move always I've got a part of the movement I agree with it I agree with that visit Dagobah saving plan errands do you agree with that do I think that come on man come on look at the weather yeah look at the weather come on I know I know it so it's great to have you never been an orgy I find that hard at all I look I'm a basically provincial guy I grew up in Brooklyn New York uh-huh I'm a regular kind of guy stardom broadcasting I've had a nice career yeah had a heart attack I recovered from the heart attack did you have your heart attack because you were having multiple sex partners at the same time I think it was the day after the day after and by the way by the way I'm really honored in San Francisco this Saturday morning the cardiologists of America gathering and I'm getting an award the first non doctor that get actualized oh that's nice of you are they making that congratulate for the really complicated it's gonna work the Larry King cardiac foundation my wife is the chairman of the board and we found that it years ago and we hope that people who can't afford to we get I thought I was going to say you you help people get heart treatment as hard treatments we've had transplant surgeries that's amazing I good will you man okay I think not given given that you're such an honorable and kind gentleman let's just admit you have been an orgy or something like that just stop holding seven wait a minute 70s come on I think I think you're into this well I've been and you know with you man that's one what's wrong with me I mean nothing I just don't want to compete want to go walk around sunset yeah no you you that i know i i'm you know i'm a basically a provincial guy I just all right I got you more you must have a little bit no really I I wonder what about it but I've never a vendor one though never good no one what do you do at an orgy well you know basically you you blog guitar and take your pants off I don't play you never read that book the joy of sex you ever read that book the joy of sex no no let's book the joy of sex right came out in the 70s ginger I remember the bothy interviewed the author yeah probably uh yeah yeah you interviewed everybody sold for you in this book because I was a kid when this book came out and there were drawings of people having sex and there was a chapter on group sex and there was a picture of a naked fat dude playing the guitar and you know and some other people sitting around naked so from that point on I thought I don't need to go any orgies I'm good when you were child yeah who tipped over the crib yeah I love you I love you too why don't we were friends so it's like well I have there's a rumor they're gonna put this show on earlier yeah I'm starting a little mahiette right right let me tell you something about that stuff I hate all that you do long ago I don't like it I don't like all that you know why because any time you know that will gradual ark slang I don't wish to be part of any club that would have me as a member right i I totally subscribe to that are you are you afraid of an earlier on I ain't afraid okay [Applause] wait a minute I got I gotta qualify that I'm afraid of you honey me too what if the powers that be the suits ya came to you and said Fergie how would you like to go on earlier maybe David Letterman or Tyre it's an open spot that one's going to go to NBC Kimball's at ABC CBS is sitting right there right there yeah I think they should put on more CSI vii late night I just been a martyr who did it I don't know absolute man you know here we're just see and I hear side Lord Nora yeah criminal intent yet and what would ABC show there's ABC house I don't know whether they be talks would do I go American American I do yeah I'd be fine it's all right you can do it you could do it man oh I would love doing it yeah you should do it the cake yeah there's a piece of make a big deal to piece of cake you get out you're talking story just sit down yet some questions you go home [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well the bike I'm here with Lawrence King well I used to be Lauren's Eiger Lawrence Tiger that was my name at birth and then when I started in radio they changed my name it King because it's any of that like that day my first day on the arrow that was some day I was not all my life there's a twister all my life I wanted to be in radio I prayed I just want to be on the air since 5 years old my only memory find out hard to believe finally no really I just want I'm just out look I'm with you it's fine I started at my bar mitzvah anyway I finally get a job at a small radio stations my first day on the air I'm up all weekend it's a Monday morning and of the management's is all excited and I've never been on the air before and I'm scared to death and I sit down and I'm going to manager meets me and he says this is your first day on the air I said yeah he said she what name you go to use I said Larry Csonka he said it's no good I said I'm going on the air in a minute but and he had an ad open to a Miami Herald and said Kings wholesale liquors I swear to God and he said you could have been Larry liquor yeah or and then well then you'd be very popular they've orgies you keep denying all Larry wholesale oh well anyway and now I sit down I'm really going to play in the opening record you know les Elgar swinging down the lane Canada I turn on the mic nothing comes out oh no scared to death I bring up the music I bring down the music I bring up to be Scott McDonald music if you're listening at home or you're hearing his record go up and down finally I'd the manager kicked open the door of the control room and he said this is a communication business dammit communicate and I put on the microphone and I did something that day that I would do to this day I was just honest I said good morning my name is Larry King that's the first time I've ever said that and this is my first day ever on the air and I'm scared to death and I always wanted to do this you should start every show like that that's but I never was never was nervous again ever brilliant book because I learned something that day well there's no secret just be yourself like you you're yourself no identity now come on what do you get out I told you I'm not scared you're not going to talk this is not going to change the world right now once you know it's not going to change the world then you just relax and do it or throw to commercial you got one thing as we're out of time you have tutorial commercial you want me to throw to the well you know what you're doing folks you've been enjoying it so far well there's more to come you're watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson we'll be right back there you go [Music] [Applause] my next guest is a broadcasting legend a good friend of the show I'm just a doll round which you know he's alright like everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey Larry hey listen thanks for coming in tonight I know I was kind of short nose but you know your mush polka and I wanted to be told you know what is it worker means family for those of you not from Beverly Hills in sideshows people are not from Beverly hell no you're miss Booker you know we're family and the terrible events in Boston today I said who who can I get one because I didn't want to talk about it but but I didn't want to not talk about it and so who is the most experienced news man I know and it's you so that's why I wanted to comment well these are the toughest kind of days it's horrible the best example I can give you I've worked so many of them is 911 right of court on 11:00 that night was a horrific night and I was here and two weeks later I was at ground I was at Central I was there in New York I was broke but the firemen and the mayor and when you go through a tragedy like this you're you're you're really caught up in it you know you're feeling the tragedy when you're anchoring something you're talking to so many people and I'd be here now photographer mayor of Boston tonight and the you know the people involved in the federal government FBI and then you try to get people who are the witness sit on the street you got to have compassion for the people who are victims sometimes you have victims you're going all over the place you're really a high energy at the same time you're feeling it it's it's tough but it's what you live for it's really insane in SA it's so frenetic people are in your ear go to Boston go to here go to when you've got a guy in Washington go to him now go to him now so you're caught up in being professional at the same time you're absorbed with the act and then at the same time all that's going through you and you hate the product you said it earlier you were brilliant earlier by the way these people are cowards yeah not you leave a bottle jerk it's not a soldier and another thing is when you got floating news like this when it's happening as it's happened right you get mistakes made sure all the time I think if they made with this articulate in all the time and that's what makes me crazy I don't like like or names better than you I want to be faster than useless rise once with nbcnbc wants to be CNN CNN wants to be Fox and it becomes that becomes more important almost sometimes in the story I never let that get out of hand I never liked guessing you can't guess so we don't know what this is yet that's where I may be we've learned something in between but as we're taping this right now we don't know anything thanks a lot man everyone with like their lives now they're like no people think you're here at 12 by the way rob lowes but you know I'm on that 80 you're not eating yeah because I remember you know I I remember it save the robots you come and then one night no you're the worst guy we ever had in there no you know what I remember one of my abiding memories of the 1980s is your appearance in the movie ghostbusters that was that's a great story that's a good story oh yeah tell me about it Tokio I've been in twenty-three movies right that was my first movie really my first ever and they called me and I was the first scene shot on the first day with Ivan Reitman was the director we started a WR studios 1440 Broadway they did my like my old radio show I was taking calls people saying they were seeing ghosts I was hanging up on them you know like they're nuts I was smoking then so they had a big big ashtray her anyway was a it was a fun day so I get to do I never been in the movie I got my local television show and watch them doing national radio show and a limo picks me up at the airport hey I'm an actor right yeah I get in the back of the limo and I noticed the limo driver is not wearing a black uniform on the black hat but he's wearing like a pea coat you know in jeans I mean a tough-looking guys 200 pounds were you excited to they lost hello maybe a little bit you know you're sick anyway I so I leaned up a little on the back of the limo I said Sarah you don't look like Elmo driver he says I am I'm a teamster the tickets off you know I'd say you did I say it against the Teamsters no there's no ever don't speak no he says we got the contract we do every movie in New York in other words if you do a movie in New York the Teamsters drive the cars we drive will drive the Ghostbuster car in a movie when you see this long shot we pick up all the actors in a movie that's what we do so I say well supposing I'm making a movie in New York and I don't want to use the Teamsters what are you I say that to the guy no the guy turns around goes I knew it I interviewed Jimmy Hoffa so I got to know the truth all right yeah he was he was in building I got this a true story I got $10,000 to do this one five-minute scene but me wait a second wait a second the three years later that movie was sold on the same day Ghostbusters were sold to ABC and HBO okay on the same day both bought the rights ABC had it for a year and HBO had in perpetuity and if you had a speaking part you got like 10 times what you were paid oh I got a $10,000 for this magazine and then now I'll get checks for 47 cents it'll show somewhere all these years later it was fun doing them Wow yeah you must have made a great deal of money over the years and then of course there's alimony so way those man first of all I never I paid child support so yeah metaphase yeah you did okay but it was all worth it yeah yeah yeah yeah I need to talk about Boston yeah you know I think I want to talk about it I don't want to talk if I don't know if I were hosting a show like this yeah how I would handle a night like this it's hard it's very hard but yes I'm not let them and did a great job yeah after 9/11 when Dave came back it's one of the great moments it rose that night are you sure we'll be on tonight no I'm not actually no idea if they're yeah if there's breaking news they are they won't be on yeah they get later news on it of course and that's that's fine I mean god it's not like because how to handle an entertainment show but you handled it I would say extraordinarily well oh thanks I mean that what I try and do is be honest I think that ah right but the I've seen you do this you know it's just tell the truth if you don't know the answer a lot of people I think when they're broadcast and they trying second-guess everything there is they talk too much they talk about themselves like I I've covered Billy you know and all they get that they know they know too much yeah they in Boston wife horrible day that will live in the hearts of infamy yeah that come on and you say this was a terrible day we're going to talk to some people involved some people who are talking about it and some people are trying to find answers my first guest is right and the last question is where were you what happened I wasn't involved my name is are in LA I [Music] you know now Larry the best ice insensitive man you know the problem when I come here but I have to bring my brain back yeah we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah yeah welcome back everybody I'm here with Larry King he's in the documentary but the Andy's or something yeah yes I haven't seen it but Rob said it was really come out well yeah I know it's good that you have a big 80s did you 80's were big for me I broke in and a book in CNN on 1980 yeah yeah how are we doing right now CNN I don't follow the ratings bloke you don't I do how are they doing they're making a lot of change yeah yeah no I let me go first Cuomo was a great hire who's Chris Cuomo sure oh yeah look he's very good yes very good it'll be great he's very good I never said he wasn't Oh Cameron were you said it facetiously you acted I the thing is I wasn't I'll just be honestly I wasn't really listening [Applause] I'm getting on to the next thing I can explain it's not a great time twenty five and a half years say yeah you but you should still be doing this is my look America trusts you and and will listen to you so I don't know why a broadcaster like CNN would go well let's get rid of that and get some that doesn't make sense to me I didn't get rid of me being offered me a one-year extension I used to get three or four-year extensions and I took that as a writing oh really so I took it well what was I going to do so you walked out on America you son of a I didn't I didn't walk I I'm on the internet now oh well you do well I didn't loves us yeah who the we are on or we got our own a you're an oral or oratorio aura okay Carlos Slim is my partner Carlos Slim the richest man in the world yes you know he's the real guy behind the most interesting man in the world like I don't always drink beer but when I do oh yes I yeah yeah 102 sweets about that guy yeah I don't always drink beer yeah then I do right he's a 77 year old Jewish man who goes to Delhi in Beverly Hills every other day I don't always have a big of a good follower good leader so what's going on at the baseball now you're a big baby I'm ready to happen well there's a movie out easier Oh Jackie by the way please c42 it did 28 million it led the weekend yeah it is a great film I knew Jackie Robinson did you really interviewed him twice ah in fact when I was 13 years old I was up in the bleachers at of his field and I was at his first game no way when they show it in the movie you know I always think if they had a film I'd see myself at 13 but the movie and and Harrison Ford is he gotta win the Academy Award he's unbelievable is he a really good actor I think he's gonna go places who's 7 years old now 70 what that means I'm 50 I'm gonna be 80 oh hey okay I would like to get day 82 so I mean I can't believe it oh man to worry about it Oh told me don't worry about why but I mean don't worry do what he do pages the whole do you 5050 yeah you say don't worry about it yeah I was for no I'd say food I reek me out when I turned 50 it freaked me out there was a bit sad time it was 60 wasn't bad 70 was okay I'm not sure about how 80 is gonna be like 50 because I they had a party for me I was doing my radio my national radio show and I was on CNN yeah and I was ready to go to CNN to be on the nine o'clock they gave a party for me at the restaurant George will hosted at Bob Costas I get into my car I turned on the radio and the first thing I hear is over 50 join aar I swear yeah no I know I hit the button on the car and the next voice says ride Metro if you're over 50 could be is a it's for you let me do that thing they put the camera and you know into put the camera they have to look up you know they've checked you out the camera you know they put the camera one in your pants they put a camera your dad what are you didn't give you a colonoscopy man are you and when I go my knee didn't even throw a party I tell you the worst thing about colonoscopies up by the way okay fine there's nothing never joke yeah just sit there well I don't know you were there fine you don't look like what do you think it ever happened I my last colonoscopy I said when you're gonna do it they say we just did it oh really but the first one I had yeah first is when they sort of Twilight it yet and I got I got half awake yeah half awake and the guy doing it is saying this looks good this looks good this looks good and then he pauses for like 30 seconds and you go what what don't look good you know it's why I can't believe that I've reached the point my life when I'm on TV even Larry King don't get a better : Oh hi so to some of the business it's on summing up evening watch the PBS special oh yeah you got to see that tragedy in Boston stay on top of it and let's hope that no more lives are lost yes absolutely we find out the horrific person would do this 42 is a great movie and get a colonoscopy a night with Craig Ferguson well yeah that sounds a little more interesting than a night with Craig Ferguson like that I don't think it's that interesting that we spend a night where I get to bed early man it's not I like about you among many things I like about you yeah is you put your ego at the door you really for someone there was this talent as you are and has been successful you do not have an enormous ego I think I do to be on side no no to be fair and I am being quite serious I think I do but I think why I'm lucky because in the business that I'm an and that we are in you get to see a lot of people who do not restrain their egos I always loved mine at the door well you got to have a healthy ego to go on camera right right but what I'm saying is I've seen what an eagle looks like unrestrained when it's you know walking around being winging it yeah yeah you know and I have to say it's not it's not attractive no it's not it's not attractive look when people are you know think they're awesome so when you know you're no awesome it helps you no way don't know is it an eagle is you know you're awesome but you restrain it if you're restraining something that you don't think you have you're not restraining anything you follow let's put this run by Megan Jackie Jackie Gleason grade me once I told him when you worked at CBS you like you own the network you should look at it this way if you think you have clout you have clout if you think you don't have clout even if you have clout you don't have cloud that's me so I don't think I have clout and I don't so you don't think you're awesome so you're not reducing any ego you in other words you don't have an inferiority complex you are inferior it's not public yet not a complex yes and here's the thing as well I think I have a sense of perspective which is this what I do Larry is talk I know it's a joke that big a deal I'm not looking up someone's ass with a camera you know I know I'm not doing them it's not like a proper job laughs but when you get your paycheck do you say whoa they're paying me to talk yeah a little bit yeah come on yeah yeah when I sit me yeah hey we do this anyway guys ensue it's true yeah yeah I don't always have a bit over what I do man have another time Larry okay yeah all right thanks first let me want me to get short notice with everything and I listen I if it were up to me time just could have just come on over whenever you can make it you know giving you come on over when you can make it so in other words the wrong driving by Fairfax come on in I go see you're moving over here what can a movie be talking about 42 it's a great more oh you guys did not movie you can't go see that you're gonna go see again what you is it like Twilight or something to you you know but I want to know I could just drop in here yeah yeah come on in yeah yeah I mean you know horizon-1 I you wouldn't get ticked huh no no no yeah I'd be like come on up anytime I'm not kidding I'll say let's say you're talking a Will Smith he stopped coming here I just saw him Saturday night oh you did could a book did he did he say anything about me we like that murder school he's a good guy yeah yes no I ma'am before ok he's like hey so let's say you had Will Smith on right and I'm driving by go walk on and I just sit in the seat yeah just start asking a question yeah what would you do let you that means you have a healthy ego and complete faith in yourself and faith in you faith in me yeah but you wouldn't be angry at me I'm angry at you no but you can tell like a [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] make sure they go home okay my first guest tonight is one of the greatest broadcasters in the world the Icelandic people worship him as a god the show Larry King now is on Hulu and Ora TV take a look at the Larry King [Music] [Applause] [Music] what Oh Larry top three Hey hi you're a great man you I'm so excited you here for my big Atlantic you I you know I've never been in Iceland but I've landed at the airport well you've been there dendro I was uh I spoke in Moscow right and I flew there on a private plane whoa swanky with the wife yeah with the wife and my friend Stan party and then I spoke in Kazakhstan I got a night the big gig everybody wants to go right now Kazakhstan chuckle Club everybody's going nuts for it like what's up guys except yeah that was a on a compliment you on the interview with you guys landed you and me druvan i hater from the north you know when I hold air you back from Kazakhstan I got an honorary degree in Kazakhstan really yeah then I we saw we landed when you hit Iceland at sunrise yeah it's beautiful I bet or just how to wake up the wife yeah what land it in Suns coming up it's flat yeah yeah ice ice why it's not though that's the thing Iceland is nor a sits as ice it's got some ice yeah oh I don't plan to earth let's go you can get ice you go to refrigerator open the door it's not like surprise no I cyclin how ironic good deal and so is my intellectual growth yeah come on man let's get seeing you I love you I have the record for guess the guns I think you're what you're up there you're one of the yeah I know I've got 17 cups 70 loud when you guest on this show you get a Late Show yeah you got a car yeah you don't get any money but you get a car got yeah I got an array of cups of I've got about 17 hundred cups as well they pee in cups I mean build a cup boat to get me to Iceland that's what I wanted to you're harping on these toys from I don't know I've got something bugging my ass but Iceland I want to go know who let you know a little ball out Bobby Fischer really the chess champion when crazy wound up West I think 15-20 years of his life living in Iceland play chess see that's how I want to do it I do it because if I don't go there I'm going to end up you know doing you know car shooting one of the doors open Iceland I got an idea well I got an idea okay okay why don't we go to Iceland together what like like a road movie banging Bob something I don't know and do an Icelandic special yeah alright hey look a special a nice yeah yeah I could go out and interview Icelandic people no you can look for the polar bear now there's no polar bears in Iceland understands over that but they sometimes drift over organized roads from the North Pole sadly they drift over from Santa's house and land a knife under NATO I get a great polar-bear joke you get a polar bear joke yes a joke that cracked up Frank Sinatra ok ok it's a joke a whole helluva Frankie made fun of you okay bug all right now am i know this point didn't make fun of him I just mentioned this polar bear this polar bear goes over to his mother and says I'm Frank Sinatra's mother don't kill it don't alright polar bear goes over to his mother and says am i a polar bear and she says of course Europol of that I'm a polar bear your father's a bull of everyone here's a polar bear don't bug me now these bullet bears they're Jewish I think is next day comes back and says I got to ask your mom I'm Maya polar bear she says you're a polar bear look everyone here stop bother me but now he comes back the third day am i a polar bear she says why are you bothering me he says because I am freezing [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a good joke okay little it's okay it's okay you told it really well but to be honest if the joke was just without your delivery I don't know if the job would have made it you did it well because you my friend are a master broadcaster master banks you can take anything and make an interest something from you that's a great I'm tell ya I swear to look I wear I wear these every night in honor of how awesome you are this why don't we take the jacket oh no that's your thing man that's your thing I got a you gotta have your thing this is my thing I wear them but I will the jacket over them and you know that's my thing and you you thing is nowhere but when you wear the jacket over them no one knows you're wearing them that's that's my plan does it make you feel better it makes my pants day up but a belt could do that well belt you know people say belts do that but they don't they just kind of like you know they I wish they would choose a place to be you know what I mean ladies doing really they don't really do it like this does it you know and viola I love braces are you wearing a belt - no your braces and a belt you hey you know you can't be too careful where'd you get that tie is pretty pin yeah - ties her in but that is really in yeah it's not really a tie - Scott you know who made this team in that time Donald Trump no it's a idiot its own line of tie he's got a line of everything yeah I want to look like Donald Trump didn't think I could I got a he gave two I get a three-year-old he goes around writing his name on everything I'm like trunk never grew ever that he is building to write his name on it like arranging a gum time I choke a trunk jump says come see that will go ping Trump yeah Donald J 12 is actually one of his tight I don't know if you like on under steel one of Donald Trump side he gave me the tie are you friend of Donald Trump I know I'm a long time yeah here I'm a strong acquaintance yeah friend I've always been friendly with Donald Trump he has a bit of an ego beyond think I think you're being a little harsh no I mean it isn't that he's that's his aura that's his to quote the vernacular his shtick you know we're sick means goes into which stigma he like a polar bear aren't I you told that well yes that's his persona yeah yeah I know it's a dyke he's not really like that see we'll be dead we got to take a break yeah you you know I don't know good yeah we'll be right back with more the Craig Ferguson show see if it is proved [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm here with America's Sweetheart Larry King and I was one of my movies well Americans we are I was great movie John Cusack and Julia Roberts and Billy Crystal wrote it was a terrific guy I love that movie you see it's a very good movie it's a very good one yeah yeah I saw that movie many times I I had a great scene in that movie I remember it was the best scene in the movie I thought it was of academy-award caliber yeah you've gone too far man sure you're gonna be in person somewhere somewhere in person know where you're doing here I didn't stand up yeah where where are you coming you come because I'm gonna go what's it what's going on Larry yeah I'm gonna be there someone told me about it I'm going to go well I'm going to numerous places throughout the United States and Canada what oh uh what's coming up a bunch of um Vegas ever a lot of Canada a lot of Florida coming up could be flowing yeah I'd like to see your standup yeah you'd like it no no you can see Iceland why are you look it's available on this DVD sorry first time we got to go take a nice day good night Larry hey you got another guest coming I think so yeah yeah stay tuned yeah absolutely stay tuned for more of the great great Craig Ferguson show from Reykjavik next [Music] [Applause] my first guest tonight is the legendary broadcaster who's sure Larry King now is on Hulu and or a TV take a look at this Larry King and [Applause] [Music] [Applause] don't know you look great I like your jacket what's going on explain this the owner of the White Sox Jerry rhymes loves a great guy and in 2005 they won the World Series it's a game they plated and by everyday jeez ago so they they sent me this jacket and it's cold today in LA is it it's cold today ok so I was cold and I wore the jacket today and I taped a bunch of shows today and I thought I'd come here in the jacket and then I'll show the real me oh right oh hey look at that yeah I got I'll be happy with that buddy there you go so wait a minute let me go sorry Ivan it's Jojo joke you're just a little joke I just can't don't start man yeah look I put it over here defaming private property you would do that to me yeah you yeah come on we're friends I'm alone too much arm goes a little bit makeup sometimes can do anything you like great you like the purple uh yeah it's a nice look what's going on you got it what's I got my two Cartier bracelets I got my watch Wow I got a you're rich you must be pretty right Larry I'm not pretty rich you're really rich I made some nice money but hey living is expensive 1100 already yeah oh oh you wouldn't know a little bit much you wouldn't know why no I should know a little bit actually I've been totally couple times have you ever been divorced because that's expensive I know that we started that man you started watching Super Bowl yesterday I watched oh my god what this is crazy i before the season began I picked the Seattle Seahawks to go all the way and win the Super Bowl it's amazing that you would bring that up I followed them all year and yesterday I've been in Denver because I'm a jerk I know I'm gonna be 80 I can't believe I'm going to be eight well you know yeah Eddie used to get used to the idea man when I when I was a kid no one was 80 I didn't know anyone 80 no I got to be eight alright anyway I'm going to be 80 I know she's planning something so what's the secret to going around the house I'm married to a Mormon Mormons were lying Mormons don't lie they lied all week anyway they lied bottom well I'm not getting involved in any of that more than you hate stuff you just go to hate oh yeah a little but you said that Mormons are liars yes yesterday I didn't say they're liars I say they lied about that all right anyway we had a letter from her I get a letter from the Los Angeles Dodgers my team my favorite team I grew up a Dodger fan and I'm a season ticket holder they say we're going to have a special meeting on this Friday night come and meet the executives and talk about next season so I thought that's what it's going to be okay Dodger Stadium so my friend Kurt Rappaport picks me up and he's driving me to Dodger Stadium all day long there's a little confusion in the house it's kind of weird it looked funny but I didn't think anything of it right I Drive the drives me in the Dodgers if your house a lot of confusion all the time is it a lot of weird stuff going on he's texting while we're driving he's driving and texting yeah I'm telling at him potential oh yeah texting the people at Dodger Stadium to tell them how far away we are that's still money's concert audio okay okay we pull into Dodger Stadium I said why are the lights on the lights will host its guests for a meeting right why the lights on and he says to me if it's a city ordinance if there's a message if there's a meeting inside the stadium have to turn the lights on I buy this okay now are in centerfield the doors open the gates open and Charley Steiner Dodger radio announcer is suddenly moving my name and there are 280 people standing behind home plate the batting cages there people are hitting bats off the wall my picture is up on the scoreboard how's Larry King's 80th birthday Wow the credible night caller swim my partner Kane yeah yeah you can richest man in the world now here's a what is your partner yeah so you've got a ton of money then because no no yeah no you can't be partners with Carlos Slim unless you got a ton of money because you'd be like because did he talk like the most interesting man in the world a little bit great guys like I don't always spend money but when I do I spend a lot of it no he is a humble regular guy you'd be honest to god he's just a regular part these are truly regular guy acts with all the with all the money in the world but yeah does not not is not pompous or well yeah because you you wouldn't I mean once you get that much money you're like I don't man why do I don't know what it would be like now when you go back to well I don't know I think you do I'm not rich I'm comfortable but I'm not rich knows I have to work oh yeah where I think work because you liked working yes I have to work I love to where I don't know I people who don't work driving me nuts how could you not work anyway I get it I can do it ready here or not if people are out of work through conditions no fault better well that's it yeah yeah people who choose not to work anyway how would you not work anyway I know Atlanta he's got about a week left oh not biology I know I know oh he didn't use that yeah so I I got a house to support I have two young children how young 14 and 13 Wow my 14 year old is going to be 15 March 9th that's what happens 14 and 15 and by 16 he's gonna be driving in seven months I sorry man I cannot I know it's here that I did that but my oldest boy is 12 the idea of him driving him like I know oh I was just well it's funny it's not it's not him that worries me it's just everyone else driving I'm like I everybody had to get out of the way and you'll be fine I think you've got a point yeah yeah I don't worry about him he's a responsible young man but you know I got a box but you have to support boys right right boy is it different than my day we were poor I was very proud of you were pulled oh yeah poor poor I dreamed to be in porn I would to be there stop her would have been rich I was so poor so that we learn up to poor people in my school they're living the dream see that guy that cleans chimneys relevant he's like Carlos Slim to me that's what I was like I never had a $5 bill so I was like delivering grocery stores when I would get change I got with no money please 50 cents even a beggar no we were wrong with my father my father had died my father died we were on release all right who actually bought my first pair of eyeglasses I never forget that never forget being poor you if you put no III spread you never forget it yeah I still kind of get a feel a little bit Oh I mean so but yeah so I it living is expensive and I have to you know you have obligations and that's why I'm going to show a commercial break there are commercial breaks on this show yeah and you know what they're for what for horses that fall in love with puppies we were right back [Music] laughter what we're back we're back we're right with Larry King everybody I was just talking about Super Bowl commercials I just going to say and how well give me a go-ahead on you go no I had mr. broadcasting legend I'll just say here learn a lesson I taught I'm here to give all you get overs on you go you go ahead we will talk about that right there that that one I want to be Jeffery good others Jeffery for one night let him take a day off let me be Jeff you can't do that he's reach the singularity you know he it can't be done anymore he reads my book he read that tonight yeah one of my favorite books one of my favorite plants - Thank You Jeffery thank you I like sitting in for him back to Super Bowl just rocking quiet any what what quiet right he didn't face it I think go ahead anyway the one with light on the commercials were not very good not very good uh I like the one with the Doberman Pinscher that they merge would be with the Chihuahua yeah I don't like that no I liked it from for 30 seconds yeah another thing uh got to be a little gory yeah allegory yeah but the mystery of idea well Bobby Bob Dylan did a commercial Dylan did a commercial that's right I don't know what it was for like that and what we were saying was when the commercials are really great you forget the product that's true that's true maybe the purposes do a bad commercial so you'll remember the fun you really blowing my mind right so right that a lot of products I remember yesterday you smoked a lot of marijuana related to danger I smoked a little when I was in Miami hmm maybe they recently none uh maybe maybe eight ten times in my life the been when I stopped smoking I had a heart attack oh I remember I was afraid that was that was 1980 so you can add I was afraid I was afraid I'd never let one since because I was afraid if I smoke I'd start smoking yeah well there is that's a bad habit all right I didn't want to do that races you're suspended gonna I call them braces because I'm not really around England Bay : braces in England I didn't scotland they called fenders are what ladies hold God that's what you know they're like the ladies garter belt that important when he said Larry Kings were in suspenders I'm like well hello then I'm like a there's the pocket is always bunny yeah I knew that we kept talking something funny would happen Hey Gajendra Chauhan I heard a funny one of your funny jokes you're right now we're way over time I said well so don't cut it out right I know cows and other stuff probably right like I just said they're too goddamn intelligible two guys are walking down the street with their dogs on leashes one has got a Doberman Pinscher the others got a chihuahua right the guy with the dolmen says I'm hungry I'm gonna go in and get something eat the other guy says they'll never let you get something neat because you can't bring the dog and he says watch puts on a pair of dark black glasses goes in the Spago's restaurant maybe he comes up and says yes yeah like that lunch maybe he says you have a dog that's just what I'm blind he's all come in yeah I love that when you're acting out as well you're acting out is good don't if they rock you like a play man well the guy goes in with the Doberman now the guy is standing with the Chihuahua this is why I'll try it puts on dark glasses goes into the restroom he's not like that lunch the man says you have a dog kasia's but I'm blind you're made a decent but it's Chihuahua the guy says they gave me a cheer Wow [Applause] [Music] and [Music] [Applause] today's show has been canceled Larry Kang everybody lies [Applause] why why Lawrence can look just great I feel why you people eat that food well haggis haggis that's delicious it's just like pastrami except different haggis what would you think said pastrami what do you think he's in the pastrami eating it all my life I never asked well that's the thing about haggis once you ask what's in it that's when you run into problems just eat it you'll be fine okay right all right not even business Scotland no I've never had one but I think you should go like that I think you like that they love only regard their people with it Oh Craig is on my show tomorrow we came I am on your show tomorrow we taped it I never I'm live but he'll I I want all my life life so yeah i know ii think today's on tomorrow yeah yeah you plug in me on your show tomorrow well if you watch Hulu tomorrow and or a TV you can see Craig delightful half-hour you were really funny today he was very good knock it off man what's going on you didn't say that earlier you were like I was I was a disappointment you said that was a disappointing appearance I made on your show not bad uh-oh you guess he kind of applied it with your eyes you read into my eyes to you yeah I don't know have you ever been a fortune-teller have I ever been a fortune-teller yeah yeah okay why not have you ever been unfortunately are we ever so have you ever been to a fortune-teller I know I used to make a gag of it on the on my old radio show really to do predictions for people that I was like a Swami you know that I had this big ear as Jewish I guess I could see into other people's mind I a big things you know I could tell them and they'd call in and they believe it you know so I tell them things like you know not really for example oh yeah okay can we go yet anybody let's say the caller is you the color is me I'm going to call you I'm right here unless of course you want plate a minute who's that hey you remember her I had a party-line Isaac was that we had a very pool we had a party line you did you have one of these hold on to me that means if someone else was using the phone we couldn't use it you paid half rates right right hello can you say at third listen you're on the air Oh Ferguson you're on the air hello hi hi Lennie how are you great to top all you have to do is tell me just say your name and I'll tell you what's going to happen to you because I can predict the future okay my name is Craig Ferguson Craig I see you tomorrow in Omaha Nebraska on a lonely Street at a pawn shop and you're pointing your pointing something paw report it's a porn pawn shop so it's people go in to be wait a minute hold it assistance this could be a big hit business all right what porn pouring Moreland porn your porn porn your poetry take your old porn in no let's say you have old porn tapes the literal let's just say you do what you bring it yeah yeah pawn to look like what so what you say you have a collectible porn - no I'll call watch it I'll tell you why I don't watch it I watched it some time back it's boring I like you don't watch it for long man that's why you're going wrong you know you don't watch it for the story you get it and get out you know I like stories maybe by alright once upon a time my guys a lady wanted a pizza deliver the decoy [Applause] okay when you leave this program yeah which will be a sad day in America I don't know I think people will be alright are you going to take that with you damn straight I am a paper yeah what the hell is that it's a snake think I didn't pay for it was a gift to me from Mary McCormack it's a it's a rattlesnake mug from the Albuquerque rousting Museum now you've been Albuquerque surely I've driven through well you never stopped the dodger farm team is there that's right that's why I thought you would have been there no I haven't been but well here it's wonderful and I've never big Americans ideal of a desert you see I sent a fit Santa pay is nice right gotta pay I believe it's nice I've never had the pleasure of going to Santa Fe so something there's an Albuquerque what kind of shop rattlesnake Museum the Museum of a rattlesnakes from the way people you have the right up to the present day why would you go to a rattlesnake museum to see rattlesnakes man otherwise you you they're out in the wild in there they they're pissed when you see it here you're going through you're going through museum whatting what do you see rattlesnakes it's a rattlesnake who's there these are live rattlesnake yeah live rattlesnake they don't move that quick there are snakes they're like hey what's up you know that's it no they have snakes don't have a jaw snakes don't have a jaw and it could swallow a cow now wait no also not snakes because whoa loco for example you guys think about that size and then a decent size code I ain't will go and then I go right in well you take a long time the cow could probably escape it would have time to dig a tunnel or make a raft or something you know this is one of the weirdest shows I mean banging animal thank you in the animal I love to say animal channel in the animal annals are anal in the animals are always go there I in the annals of broadcast history yeah this will go down well it'll certainly go down I get I figure that one yeah I know and I appreciate there's no show like this I think it's a reason for that though to be on a horse of him I was at him once yeah that's like did there we go James programming right you actually you were Jeff for a couple of days I had a great time yeah yeah you remember that Jeff yeah I did it was pretty once upon a time a lady needed some help with her plumbing ah he threw the board sorry man oh so listen what's going on you're on the Hulu you're doing terrible things I'm doing I thought a good word three years ago I get a Lifetime Achievement Award Lifetime Achievement yeah you all right yep all the anchors and news anchors were there was a big night in New York was great on that one yeah you didn't invite me to that what was wrong when you paid to the invitations oh yeah so you did invite me so I mean nothing to you stock okay I'm trying to tell the story tell the story I can stop mimicking breasts when you're doing look you have a one-track mind hey and a general where the mind is going yeah 31 points I have a dirty mind I get the lifetime achievement oh yeah okay I was at quite uh quite an award that's the kind of a war you want am i right so then I start my my internet show and I'm was my wife's idea and we put it on or and Carlos Slim is our partner was the garlic lemon Richards man the world's right and now I get an announcement last week that I'm nominated for an Emmy that congratulations really that's great oh I thought I thought I thought when you get a Lifetime Achievement Award yeah that's it you know how can you still be nominated for an Emmy well so you're going to you're refusing to accept the nomination is definitely accept the nomination I will attend the event oh yeah and I'm up against stiff competition hey Jeff Jeff you ever been up against tough competition any times many times so who's your agent frigid competition for the DME bill moyers from PBS never heard of a bob schieffer CBS so I'm cheaper yeah ether she was good but I tell you he you know older than me no oh yeah and Anderson Cooper of CNN nope and the clothes are based on the discussion program and the discussion I'm up for is we did discussion on concussions and the NFL well that's a hell of a dark story that's are terribly important yeah yeah it is even though you get hit in the head yeah get concussions yes then at least there are a lot of problems in later life and I've had big settlements now if I got a concussion when I played rugby actually well anybody who plays rugby gets a good car yeah pretty much add it's coming sooner or later it's a crazy sport yeah a little bit yeah yeah that sport fits this show you know this show yeah baby yeah yeah right I see uh-huh like a rugby game it's less violent most nights it's vocally violent is it vocally violent I wish so maybe it's well it's different yeah yeah they're frigid battered around a little bit the host is an oddly shaped ball I have an oddly shaped bulb only one yeah sadly if you're watching this it's not PBS hey yeah we got to take a commercial break I know you don't have those on the internet but we do what are you kidding yeah we do damn right why it's a long time since I've seen the Internet you want me to take the break for you yeah go ahead do the thing I think is that camera good we'll be right back with more of The Late Late Show Starring Craig Ferguson don't go away [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm here with Larry King whose deeds are you like these yeah they're very nice are they tight no tight remember if you ever wear tights when it gets cold I do come on man just admit it do you ever wear tight let you get your waist tight you just put them on and that's all you really just walk around the house and go I am beautiful you are weird man yeah no I this the quote khatola Deora they sent them to me from Italy to pair this and one blue and white and so I like the stalks of the shoes the shoes the other shoes of blue and white and I thought you were my wife bought all these pairs of socks this is the latest fashion colorful socks not for me man you know weird socks tonight oh well I do where we talk from time to time but I heard you were coming tough she doesn't like these shoes I like them well the shoes dating shoes are great and so they have bright colors and the new things yeah I know man you look like Bieber you know Justin Bieber do you ever what my kid huh Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Piper's Gardens alright you ever go to Cypress Gardens no it's a good switch yeah where is type regardless didn't Florida yeah girls go out all on water skis and put on water ski show did they still do that I don't know it sounds to me like an a little bit 1930 Larry it was very big in the 1600 members essentially see I was born in 1962 so I some some of them God that Larry that's a long time ago I ain't the spring chicken there are guys here we know senator to 1962 I was born in 33 yeah so in 62 I would have been 29 yeah my mother was born in 33 so keep it have been 29 to go y'all your mother is my age no we're gonna my mother is unavailable Larry but she would have been she would have been your age yeah absolutely she passed away yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not funny no I know I said nervous laugh your turn so of course is no funny a fortress on Monday means what well that's what I'm seeing I'm a little nervous talking about it because I realized that you know my mother president I know I don't want to freak you out I want to do I want to be around because I don't think you're going anywhere but a lot of people do think you know don't you well listen here's the thing you start talking about that me know I've been kicking man know whose quote earlier on maybe in the first thing no I don't have X people I respect people who believe that so I do I believe that my in-laws believe it but I just can't accept I can't make the leap well you know here's my thing I think that you know if there if there is such a thing as you know an afterlife I don't think part of the requirements for getting in is whether or not you believe in it that would seem like a lot of no Navy does your daddy judge a little patty did you believe in this before you go here oh well then oh but if you believe in it you can't be proved wrong of course it's either there or goodbye you know here's the thing though I quite like the idea because I used to not believe in anything and then I thought no I quite like believing in things because if I'm wrong who loses and it feels better to believe so I'm going to believe a cow believe yeah what if what if in the next life yeah I'm hosting a show like this and I'm 33 yeah you're the guest and you're 80 we do a switch in the next life so in your calculations at the moment your you think I'm 33 no Larry I failed this the deadbolt but I never was good at math I really was not good at math no no me neither that's what I'm stuck here to not yeah I could have been a pilot or an engineer or something someday we could have made it if I had I never hear you need to college now I never finished high school oh I couldn't look at you mr. swanky ass but was that a mostly finished huh yeah well you hate to think I means your business see College requirement not really matter peg did we put on a time delay there you know you don't give away money anymore how you don't give an ID broke I got those coins I know I've got a bribe here I think yeah I keep the I keep some money in a envelope in case I've got bad gas single whitey well you know what's good like you get a bad gas then you go they show you they don't answer the questions and then you go with this refresh your memory how about that see what I'm saying spanking new bills yeah yeah yeah they are you you give them to a dancing girl I don't like this one of them one of them coconut water ski girls you give them one of them signed a new dollar bill watch TV your friend the whole evening no I don't like new will they stick together and so sometimes you might be given the dollar but you might be given to so that's tonight's program [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] my first guest evening is a broadcasting legend here's an astronaut he has his own fragrance puts his fragrance again yeah I think that's how he makes his Alliance American treasure he's a good friend of mine a good friend of the show he is of course the great Larry [Applause] Oh home at first Larry Larry you look great I'm very Scottish this is a Jew bearing gifts I feel so different first in preparation yeah okay second I'm gonna I'm going to take this out of my scorn you know how to say it I they taught me yeah yeah that's nice is this part oh oh yeah ah pandas are sad and Craig and I were on the Griffin Show remember that yeah he took this picture oh that's nice I'll put on the motto peace I agree this is a guy yeah it's lovely [Music] [Applause] Wow I'll pray here it nearly fell into the fire but I got it back you look great you know those other equipment that goes through the kill you don't just wear the kill attend to their hit regular like it's the whole thing I wanted to wear the suspenders there's nothing to attach it to the kilt all right then I I couldn't go with nothing underneath why not not have it's worn I have my jeans rolled up really this is my way of covering my embarrassment because you know I'm glad though that's good because now people can watch and comfort knowing that if you move your legs around they're going to be okay I I also I'm humbled to be honest Wes we've done were proud of you ah Larry you know I love you man I know by the way so first time I've ever thrown my knees on top you know I think you know I doesn't be why you have you've got very long and distinguished broadcasting career and if you two got these suckers out earlier you're the bula how true they look great and you're wearing the kilt long which is good if Joe Strummer had worn a kill he'd have worn it like that so you're good I'm so strong don't ever ask me that again anyway by the way my wife Sean you know the law of course beautiful we have a podcast together now and you're gonna be on next week ah - have to call in that's gonna be great you're going to be on okay [Applause] other things yeah yeah yes for back-and-forth is for America back in fourth with Shaun and Larry Kang but it woke me so far just back with her yeah I drop it she makes you do it I sort of bounce off her uh-huh I didn't mean it that way yeah yeah I have a poem for you yeah a poem written by my band you come like a homeboy okay what you go Joe churches oh I will hang on let me get my judging pipe my dear Craigie furred my favorite Scott oh how we'll miss you and that gay robot it's pretty good your last guess I thought I would be but apparently it's Jay Leno that you like better than me no no don't go on it's true at 12:30 you become my nightly habit I love Secretariat Miriam and even that foul-mouthed rabbit I won ding - Bigsby are all still German why am I here and not pee-wee Herman it's a great day for America we wait for him to stay to say but now it's only days before all this goes away if you like thing and ruin the poem as well a show once done from a basement who knew all this from playing the boss of Carrie named drew oh very clever yes so so what did we learn on the show tonight pray to leave a job like this you must have a big CBS nest egg now you have to be involved and so we say goodbye to snake mug mouth organ and awkward pause won't you please stand up and give Craig some well-deserved applause it's very nice we're gonna miss you play well don't even think buddy i you know i i'm not i'm not stopping doing it i'm stopping doing this here I know I'm not like I said I'm going home I think by the way you are a very good quiz show host thank you very much Dean I enjoyed how you do it very well you're snappy keep the dialogue going a lot of quiz show hosts don't have that pizzazz well I'll get to that oh godö no I want to get to that kind of mirror you prom and right oh you want money being super good yeah you like hat bowler or top yeah also here from Butte Montana oh yeah I was seeing you yeah you ever been a butte just we're not talking about here see when you when you retired from you so I'm not retiring you never retired I sort I tried I couldn't now I I'm not gonna retire I'm not retiring so we're going to do another talk show I'm going to do shorten I don't know what I'm gonna do but I will do self-designed was anything like for legal reasons I don't know what I'm going to do Larry wait a minute I'm a probing interview I know you're a probing interview every year also a friend of mine I'm telling you but cranky go Larry and I'll tell you when I can tell you on it on it miss Buckman what is so secret about what do Chinese care no no but okay I woke up there Oh contraire that's French for yeah okay what is so secret about what you let's say you're planning a show and you can't tell me what you're planning why because there's animal one fall it's going to be an animal talk show I just thought of it instead of guess it will be various creatures from the forest and during Shark Week I'll probably die I was an I was a be in Jerry Seinfeld b-movie you where I'm sorry be Larry be king Larry we can get that in your career that's not what I thought the first thing I go to though Larry is like so tell me about b-movie I mean maybe I ought to go to ghostbusters but I really had to go into the the longtime though CNN it was my first night great that's a great movie and I was a group I was the reverse thing shot first day first thing shows you that's correct at 1440 Broadway they had me in the studio's of wor they had a cable downstair cable truck to run the wires upstairs I've been writing in the director oh I know he directed and said I don't know how the hell this is going to come out but I can't do the ghost part you know he had nothing to do with that no they don't see or they were real ghosts real ending crying you ever seen a ghost do you believe me girl I'm seeing one anyway do you believe in ghosts no I don't buy any of that really come on come on a little bit you ever been in Scotland yeah you you actually buy that well by what ghosts ghosts seen them all right what is it ghosts it's like it's scary what Gary thing in is she from where huh well I that some of them are from Jersey some of them are from there from all over there just like eyes except they've they're beyond the pale are they hid what wait a minute was once in Miami what do they call a ghost who commit mayhem I pour guys older guys yeah this was a department store in Miami like a once stored one level departments are not a major department store like a store anyway every morning the guy would come in to open up the store they're worth rings on the floor all of packages were thrown on before yard and eyes ago and they were suspect he was both they kept people they kept it open at night they looked in FBI agents came never found out without FBI came for us and I was back in the day you can call the FBI friend untidy supermarket well we got an untidy supermarket in Florida quick sense of g-men down there right away I think the FBI was called because they feared foul play all right I see that's where they come in for that what and what happened and nothing they pulled the guys left that's why I don't believe in though I something must happen there yeah that's that you can t clearly not went away what's in my law why do I come B guys because you love me man and I love you right back Black Sea I love don't be on this eventful week that's good week have you here last night Jon Hamm last night and I loose tomorrow um that's a secret - what the hell Betty's in tomorrow Betty wait tomorrow yeah I know Betty and then Jim Parsons on Thursday Angie on Friday that's what a what a week what a week it's a it's a gravel Gator star on Saturday where you going to go where you going to be next Monday let's call it you really hmm going home to stop yeah but Christmas the Christmas yeah oh wow that's yeah some of us still celebrate Christmas Larry first of all want to get this great holiday was named that for a very prominent Jews that's true as I believe it is all the analyzed but yet so every time you celebrate Christmas it's like you're honoring my flock we actually have we have a model of you on top of our Christmas tree is a Larry Larry King and terribly good instead of a star is it well let's have a star of American television and we put you on top of our Christmas honored by that well mine you're wearing your kilts we just you know one of the one of the rules of talk-show history yes don't top the guests yeah that's why I'm Quentin no I recent I'm a Jew I married a Mormon uh-huh and we have a house into so if you guys walk into a bar all you need is a priest and you got a joke right [Applause] well then then this is what about the Scotch mirza walked out of a bar one put out but you gotta take a break ah [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'm here with Larry King Larry we're out of time what you talked forever in the last day we've got a word a lot of times we are out of time you're kidding me right well we will be a field on went under the other time like all this other thing that came all the way and massive traffic I came here to be partially humiliated to make fun of my weight weight partially humiliated totally you look like I'll do my whole self I almost the things I've never done a war spawn before that's a handy thing act like a purse but it covers your junk in the event of battle Larry where can you get a purse that you carry into battle in front of your junk it's a genius idea hang on I'll get my key why am I here we're here you're here because why did you invite me because you're a genius at broadcasting because I've always respected you because I continue to respect you because of the work you've done in American radio and television over the years should be respected you're great at what you do and I enjoy talking to you that's why you're here now if and if and I know you got daily in Beverly Hills if not a deli of bagels bagels are like no Tim Conway Tim Conway and I once on my old radio show yeah and we were kidding about television so we said you know maybe what if you and I plan to do a pilot Tim Conway and Larry King and we'll just call NBC and tell them we're doing the pilot next Tuesday and we call them and we spoke to programming and we went down to NBC and they had the pilot scheduled ah yeah David no harms on schedule 3:30 we need to open that's kind of the whole thing behind the shoe that's the key that is the key don't know what they're doing they don't know whether you don't know what they don't know whether you don't know what they don't know what they're doing management never sleeps that's why they don't know what they're done they're tired they golf it's a different world now 500 channels and yeah everything when was your show on at Hulu on Hulu it's aura TV was my wife came up with the idea yeah yeah Carlos Slim was the partner Carlos Slim he said thinking he'd lend me some money I get back on my feet you've never been off your feet anyway Larry in the APA and so we came up with Ora TV we're a wonderful network we're in our third year I have a lot of fun doing it we have other shows on it you've been a guest on it sure and now you're gonna my wife and I do a radio Pol Pot guys then we come full circle Hakuna Matata whatever time Larry King everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] compliment in a weird way I'm sorry if I'm afraid I'm not creeped out no I like your necklace I think it's very clear pack single Islam is it jingling they're like jingling jingling we were doing it in the dressing room like did you do I should stop doing it shut up oh really I didn't know is it jingling there [Music]

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Length: 193min 52sec (11632 seconds)

Published: Thu May 18 2017