(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
TELL YOU WHAT, THIS TRAFFIC, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK TODAY. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I
APPRECIATE IT. >> IT'S FINE. YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE JDZ REALLY? >> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A VAN,
IN THE BLACK. >> James: NO DOUBT. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME
MUSIC. >> PLEASE. >> James: IS THAT OKAY? >> THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO
DO. >> James: LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE
GOT. DON'T THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU
SEE. SNEET ♪ STOP EXPLAINING. ♪ DON'T TELL ME CUZ IT HURTS. ♪ NO, NO. ♪ DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU
THINKING. ♪ AND I DON'T NEED YOUR REASONS. ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD. ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD. ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE REAL GOOD. SNOATD ♪ La, La, La, La. ♪ NO, NO. >> James: I KNEEL LIKE YOU
ARE-- ARE YOU JUST NOT AGING. I FEEL LIKE ARE YOU GETTING
YOUNGER. >> REALLY? >> James: YES. ARE YOU JUST AGELESS. MY WIFE IS GOING I JUST WANT TO
KNOW WHAT SHE DOES, WHAT IS HER REGIME. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AGED IN THE
PAST YEAR ABOUT TEN YEARS. >> WHAT HAPPENED WAS MY LIFE
BLEW UP. AFTER THAT I STARTED-- I KIND OF
STARTED FALLING IN LOVE. AND THEN A WROTE A WHOLE RECORD
ABOUT THAT. SO THIS IS ALMOST LIKE THAT'S
WHAT THE FACE LIFT IS, I THINK. >> James: THAT'S WHY YOU ARE
LOOKING-- IT HAS TAKEN TEN YEARS. >> I AM WRITING MUSIC ABOUT
HAPPINESS. >> James: THAT IS WHAT I
SHOULD TELL MY WIFE. IF I MEET A COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER
WHO HAPPENS TO BE AN ABSOLUTE HUNK, WILL YOU JUST GO BACK IN
TIME. >> WHOO, HOO. ♪ WHOOO HOO. ♪ WHOOHOO. ♪ SNVMENT IF I COULD ESCAPE. ♪ I WOULD BUT FIRST OF ALL LET
ME SAY. ♪ I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING,
STINKING, TREATING YOU THIS WAY. ♪ I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR
MILK THAT HE FELL ON THE FLOOR. ♪. >> I AM OKAY WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING. >> I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR
MILK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT
THE REFRIGERATOR, MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO
COLD. >> James: HANG ON. >> CAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE
SOUR MILK FELL ON THE FLOOR. IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT
THE REFRIGERATOR. MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE
BEEN ACTING SO COLD. >> James: OKAY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE
SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU
DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR, MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE
BEEN ACTING SO COLD. ♪ IF I COULD ESCAPE. ♪ AND RE-CREATE THE PLACE AS MY
OWN WORLD. ♪ AND I COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE
GIRL. ♪ FOREVER, PERFECTLY TOGETHER. ♪ TELL ME BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE
SWEET? >> James: I HEARD YOU LOVE
USING EMOJIS S THAT TRUE? >> YEAH, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE SO, THEY'RE RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. >> James: OKAY, I AM GOING TO
CALL OUT SOME EMOJIS. >> OKAY, LET'S SEE. >> James: OKAY. CLAPPING HANDS. RED LADY-- REALLY ANGRY FACE. (LAUGHTER)
SIDE WAYS KISS. EGGPLANT. >> WHAT DOES EGGPLANT MEAN. >> James: IT'S THE [BLEEP],
NO? >> THAT'S WHAT MY-- SAID, SHE'S
ENGLISH SO YOU GUYS. >> James: THE EGGPLANT IS. >> IS THE PENIS. >> James: THE PRIZE, AS I CALL
IT. THE PRIZE. >> ARE WE A CALL-- ALLOWED TO
CALL IT-- YOU KNOW THE NAME OF MY RECORD? >> James: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
TRUTH. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NAME OF
MY RECORD? >> James: NO. >> THIS IS WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS
LIKE. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME. ♪ SINCE I HATED YOU ♪ ♪ I USED
TO LOVE YOU. SNOALT I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY. ♪ BUT I THINK BECAUSE I REMEMBER
FOR THE FIRST TIME. ♪ SINCE I HATED YOU. ♪ THAT I USED TO LOVE YOU. ♪ OH, OH, OH, I USED TO LOVE
YOU. ♪ OH, OH, OH. ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY. ♪ I DON'T, I DON'T, I DON'T. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY. ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU. ♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T, I
DON'T. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY. ♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T, I
DON'T. SNOATD ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪
I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T. THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT. ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH. >> IF I WAS A RIMP GIRL. ♪ I HAD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN
THE WORLD. ♪ IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRL. ♪ AH ALL THE RICHES BABY. ♪ WON'T MEAN ANYTHING. ♪ ALL THE RICHES BABY. ♪ WON'T BRING WHAT YOUR LOVE CAN
BRING. ♪ IF I WAS A RICH GIRL. ♪ I WOULD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN
THE WORLD. ♪ IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRL. ♪ HANG ON A MINUTE, WHAT IS
THIS, WHAT IS THE HOV. >> ISN'T THAT THAT THING WHERE
YOU HAVE TO HAVE FOUR PEOPLE. >> James: WHAT? >> I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. >> James: YOU HAVE TO HAVE
FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR TO USE THE CARPOOL LANE. I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. IF I'M LATE TODAY THEY'RE GOING
TO KILL ME. WHAT SHALL I. >> JUST GET SOMEBODY HERE. >> James: RIGHT, LET ME PULL
IN. WHO WOULD BE AROUND. I KNOW. THIS GUY, HE'S GOT NOTHING TO
DO. HE'S ALWAYS AROUND. HEY, MATE, IT'S ME, HOW ARE YOU? NO, I'M GOOD. LISTEN, I'M IN THE CAR WITH GWEN
STEFANI. I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK. AND WE'VE JUST HIT THE, YOU KNOW
THIS HOV FOUR LANE THING WHERE YOU NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR. ARE YOU SURE? OH, YOU ARE A SWEETHEART. CHEERS MATE. SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. ALL RIGHT, BYE. >> HE'S COMING? >> James: YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, COOL. >> James: THESE LANES JUST
CHANGE THEIR MIND. >> YOU OWE ME BIG TIME FOR THIS. >> James: HEY, MAN, HOW ARE
YOU. HOW ARE YOU DOING. IT'S HOV4 LANE. THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, WE NEED
FOUR PEOPLE. >> YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU NEEDED
FOUR. >> James: I ABSOLUTESLY SAID I
NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR. >> HANG ON. YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS. >> James: I'M LATE FOR WORK. HAVE I TO DO EMOJI NEWS TONIGHT. SO. >> HEY, NO, I'M WITH JAMES. HE NEEDS A-- JAMES CORDEN. YEAH, NO, HE-- WE NEED A FOURTH. GWEN'S HERE, GWEN STEFANI IS
HERE. OKAY, GOOD, WE'LL SEE YOU IN A
MINUTE. >> James: HE'S COMING. >> NOW SHE'S COMING. >> James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> NOTHING. >> James: I MEAN DID THEY GIVE
ANY-- INDICATION. >> OKAY. >> HEY. >> HI. >> James: THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU. NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH. GREAT. OKAY. >> HANG ON. >> James: CHEESIER FOR THIS,
GUYS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> YEAH, WHATEVER. >> James: ALL RIGHT, DO YOU
GUYS IF WE MISS INTO SOME MUSIC. IT'S SORT OF A RULE OF BEING IN
THE CAR WITH ME, IS THAT OKAY? >> NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD PUT
SOME MUSIC ON. >> James: YEAH, SHOULD WE DO
IT. >> UH-HUH. >> James: LET'S GO. FEW TIMES I'VE BEEN AROUND THAT
TRACK. ♪ SO IT'S' NOT JOSS GONNA HAPPEN
ENTHAT THE ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK ♪ ♪ FEW TIMES I'VE
BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK. ♪ SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN
LIKE THAT. ♪ CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK
GIRL. ♪ I AIN'T NO HOLA BACK GIRL ♪ ♪
THIS MY, THIS MY. ♪ THIS MY, THIS MY. ♪ [BLEEP] ♪ BANANAN. IT'S BANANA, B-A-A-N AN NA-S
ARE. >> IT'S MY ♪ ♪ IT'S MY. IT'S MY. >> James: THAT'S GOOD. ANYONE MOW REASONS I WANT I WANT
I KNOW WHAT A HOLLABACK GIRL. >> AIN'T NO HOLLABACK MEANING IF
SOME GUYS ARE ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE YELLING AT A GIRL, SHE IS
NOT GOING TURN BACK, SHE IS NOT THAT KIND OF A GIRL, AM I CLOSE. >> I THINK THAT'S CLOSE. >> IT'S YOUR INTERPRETATION OF
THE SONG, I DON'T WANT TO PROJECT WHAT I THOUGHT ON TO
YOU. >> IT WOULD HELP TO KNOW WHAT
YOU THOUGHT. >> A REAL INSPIRATION BEHIND
THAT, I WOULD NEVER SAY. >> REALLY? >> James: UH-HUH. SEE NOW WE'RE IN. >> ALL I SAY-- . >> James: NO ONE WILL SAY
THIS. >> ALL I WILL SAY IS I WON,
THAT'S ALL I WILL SAY. >> THIS [BLEEP] BANANA, B-A-N AN
A. >> CAN YOU REMEMBER A FAVORITE
LINE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED SAYING IN A FILM? >> IN A FILM? >> James: WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE LINE IN A FILM. >> I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE A LOT OF
THEM FROM OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU. I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN, IS GOOD. >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU,
JULIA, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE. >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN YOU
ASK GEORGE, I THOUGHT OF WHEN WE SAY, WHEN I SAY YOU'RE A LIAR
AND A THIEF. >> YES. >> AND YOU SAY I ONLY LIED ABOUT
BEING A THIEF. >> RIGHT, THAT'S TRUE. >> SHE'S JUST TRYING TO INCLUDE
US BECAUSE. >> I'M TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE. >> VERY NICE. >> James: SURELY THE BEST LINE
IS I'M JUST A GIRL STANDING IN FRONT EVER A BOY. >> NOW I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU
TO DRIVE. >> James: WHAT? WHY? IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT SO MUCH BECAUSE, YOU
KNOW COUNTRY LOVE IT, BECAUSE SHE IS JUST A GIRL, STANDING IN
FRONT EVER A BOY. >> I'M GOING TO CRY RIGHT NOW. YOU WENT TO THE LEVEL OF PERSON
TO ME. I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF SAND KICKED
IN MY FACE. ♪ AND I'VE COME THROUGH. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY
FRIENDS. ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING
TILL THE END. ♪. >> HARD NOTE. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ NO TIME FOR LOSERS. ♪ CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF
THE WORLD. ♪. >> THAT IS SO GOOD. >> THANK YOU, JAMES. YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT. I'VE TAKEN MY BOWS. ♪ MY CURTAIN CALLS. SNOATD ♪ MY FAME AND FORTUNE AND
EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT, I THANK YOU ALL. ♪ BUT IT'S BEEN NO BED OF ROSES,
♪ ♪ NO PLEASURE CRUISE. ♪ I CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE
BEFORE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE AND I AIN'T GONNA LOSE. ♪ AND I NEED JUST GO ON AND ON
AND ON AND ON. SNOT ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY
FRIENDS, ♪ ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. ♪ NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE WE
ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE-- . >> OF THE WORLD. >> James: I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
DID OF THE WORLD. >> THAT IS REALLY ROUGH, MAN. WE WERE ALL IN THE ZONE THERE,
GUYS. >> WE WERE LOADED. IT WAS LIKE THE GUN WAS LOADED. >> OF THE WORLD. >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. YOU ARE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT TO
GO HOME, RIGHT. >> I COULD GET A CAR. >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I
WILL DO. >> JUST GET A LYFT OR AN UBER. >> AS LONG AS YOU GET TO WORK,
WE'RE HAPPY. >> James: I LOVE YOU FOR THAT,
GEORGE, THANK YOU. >> WELL, YOU'RE THE BEST. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: THANK YOU. TO THE BEAUTIFUL GWEN STEFANI,
JULIA ROBERTS AND GEORGE CLOONEY, I COULD GET TO WORK. ON TOUR THIS SUMMER WITH HER
BRILLIANT NEW ALBUM, THIS IS WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS LIKE IS OUT
NOW. AND MAKE SURE YOU GO AND SEE
JULIA AND GEORGE'S BRILLIANT FILM "MONEY MONSTER" IT'S SO
GOOD T OPENS FRIDAY MAY 13TH.
Pulling up to them a a red light would be the the most jaw dropping moment in my life and no one would believe me.
Yep still wanna die. 🤷🏻♀️