THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING
ME AROUND THE CITY. I DON'T KNOW NEW YORK THAT WELL. AND TO HAVE A GUIDE LIKE YOU IS
WONDERFUL. >> YOU NEED TO GET. >> I WOULD LOVE TO. >> OH MY GOD. >> HE CUT YOU OFF. >> HE CUT ME OFF IN A BIG WAY. >> DRIVE UP, I'M GOING TO GIVE
HIM WHAT'S WHAT. >> YOU'RE A [BLEEP]. >> I'M NOT THE [BLEEP]. >> I'M NOT THE [BLEEP], HAVE I
NO CHANCE. HE CUT BACK IN, LOOK. >> SEE? YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT
BEHAVIOR. YOU LET PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH BAD
BEHAVIOR, THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. >> DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO
SOME MUSIC. >> PLEASE. >> WOULD THAT BE OKAY. >> I DON'T LIKE REALLY RIDING
AROUND IN A CAR UNLESS THERE'S MUSIC. >> LET'S SEE WHAT IS ON THE
RADIO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪ STRIKE A POSE. ♪
♪. >> READY. >> James: YEAH. LIKE AROUND EVERYWHERE YOU TURN
IS HEARTACHE. ♪ IT'S EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO. ♪ JUST LOOK AROUND. ♪ YOU TRY EVERYTHING YOU CAN IT
TO ESCAPE. ♪ THE PAIN OF LIFE THAT YOU
KNOW. ♪ LIFE THAT YOU KNOW. ♪ WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
AND YOU LONG TO BE ♪ SOMETHING BETTER
THAN YOU ARE TODAY ♪ I KNOW A PLACE
WHERE YOU CAN GET AWAY ♪ IT'S CALLED A DANCE FLOOR
AND HERE'S WHAT IT'S FOR, SO ♪ COME ON, VOGUE
LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC ♪ MOVE TO THE MUSIC
HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ COME ON, VOGUE
LET YOUR BODY GO WITH THE FLOW ♪ GO WITH THE FLOW
YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT ♪ GRETA GARBO, AND MONROE
DEITRICH AND DIMAGGIO ♪ MARLON BRANDO, JIMMY DEAN
ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE ♪ GRACE KELLY, HARLOW, JEAN
PICTURE OF A BEAUTY QUEEN ♪ GENE KELLY, FRED ASTAIRE
GINGER RODGERS, DANCE ON AIR ♪ THEY HAD STYLE, THEY HAD GRACE
RITA HAYWORTH GAVE GOOD FACE ♪ LAUREN, KATHERINE, LANA TOO
BETTE DAVIS, WE LOVE YOU ♪ LADIES WITH AN ATTITUDE
FELLOWS THAT WERE IN THE MOOD (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> )
♪ DON'T JUST STAND THERE LET'S GET TO IT
♪ STRIKE A POSE THERE'S NOTHING TO IT
♪ VOGUE MOVE TO THE MUSIC
♪ I FEEL SO INADEQUATE. ♪. >> HERE YOU GO. (APPLAUSE)
>> I THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING TO GO. >> YOU THOUGHT I WOULD GET
UNDRESSED. >> YOU DO SOMETIMES GET
UNDRESSED ON THE SHOWS. >> James: WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU'VE GOT A BODY LIKE THIS, IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO SHARE IT. >> YEAH. >> James: THAT'S WHAT I SORT
OF THINK. >> YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO
FRIGHTEN ME. >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT
IS, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE TOO AROUSED IN THE CAR. WE HIT THE ELEVATOR RIGHT UP TO
♪ THE ROOFTOP THE BASS IS PUMPING
♪ MAKE ME WANNA SCREW THE TOP OFF
♪ YEAH, WE'LL BE DRINKING, AND NOBODY'S GONNA STOP US
♪ AND WE'LL BE KISSING ANYBODY THAT'S AROUND US
♪ I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT BLOW UP THIS (<i> BLEEP </i> ) TONIGHT
♪ PULL ME OUT OF THE FLASHING LIGHT
♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH LET ME BLOW UP
♪ THIS HOUSE TONIGHT GONNA BLOW UP
♪ ♪ ♪ (<i> LAUGHS </i> )
♪ WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME WE GOING TO DO THIS
♪ ALL NIGHT LONG WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT
♪ NA NA NA NA WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME
♪ WE GOING TO DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG
♪ WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT BITCH I'M MADONNA
♪ BITCH I'M MADONNA BITCH I'M MADONNA
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> ) >> James: OH MY GOD, THAT IS
THE FIRST IN CAR TWERK I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> REALLYK I'M SHOCKED. >> James: IS THAT A REGULAR
MOVE FOR SNU. >> NO. >> James: DO YOUR KIDS LIKE
THE NEW STUFF? >> THEY DO, ACTUALLY. THEY LIKE THAT SONG VERY MUCH,
YEAH. MY KIDS ARE QUITE REBELLIOUS. >> James: IN WHAT WAY? >> BECAUSE I DON'T-- I'M-- MY
WORK IS REBELLIOUS BUT MY LIFESTYLE IS NOT REBELLIOUS. I DON'T SMOKE, I DON'T DRINK, I
DON'T PARTY 6789 I'M QUITE SQUARE. >> James: REALLY? >> I HAVE A VERY PREDICTABLE
LIFE AND-- YEAH, I MEAN JUST KIND OF A BORING CONVERSATION. >> James: NO, IT ISN'T. I FIND IT FASCINATING THAT YOU
WOULD EVEN SAY THAT PA DONNA IS A PERSON WHO IS OUT ON STAGE AND
THEN IT MAKES SENSE TO HAVE A DIFFERENT. >> AND THEN GI HOME AND I'M
JULIE ANDREWS, THAT IS THE KRUKS OF THE MATTER, GIVE ME A NU N'S
HABIT. >> James: YOU COULDN'T BE A NU
N. >> I KIND OF WANTED TO BE A NU
N. >> James: REALLY? >> I DID. I LIKED THE UNIFORM. IT'S KIND OF PRER VERSE. I IMAGINE ALL SORTS OF THINGS
ARE GOING ON UNDER THIS BIG LONG ROBE. YOU KNOW,-- WAS EX-COMMUNICATED
THREE TIMES. >> James: I DID NOT KNOW THIS. >> YES, THE VATICAN
EX-COMMUNICATED ME. SO I THINK IT IS ONLY FITTING
THAT WE SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC
♪ PAPA I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE UPSET
♪ BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS YOUR LITTLE GIRL
♪ BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW I'M NOT A BABY
DADDY, DADDY IF YOU ♪ COULD ONLY SEE
JUST HOW GOOD ♪ HE'S BEEN TREATING ME
YOU'D GIVE IT SOME BLESSING ♪ RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE WE ARE IN LOVE ♪ WE ARE IN LOVE, SO PLEASE
PAPA DON'T PREACH ♪ I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP
PAPA DON'T PREACH ♪ I'VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP
BUT I MADE UP MY MIND ♪ I'M KEEPING MY BABY
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> ) >> James: YOU ARE MUSICAL
THEATER FAN. >> I LOVE MUSICAL THEATER, LOVE
T BUT OLD SCHOOL MUSICAL THEATER. >> James: YOU WERE IN ONE OF
THE BEST MUSICALS OF ALL TIME. >> THANK YOU. WHICH ONE. >> James: HE VITA. >> OH, HE. >> James: EVA PERON SW WHAT DO
YOU THINK. >> YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR PALM A
BIT MORE, CHIN DOWN, CHIN DOWN. YEAH, I HAD TO LET IT HAPPEN. ♪ I HAD TO CHANGE. ♪ COULDN'T STAY ALL MY LIFE
LOOKING OUT OVER WINDOWS. ♪ STARRING OUT AT THE SUN. ♪ THOUGH I CHOSE FRSEDOM. ♪ RUNNING AROUND TRYING
EVERYTHING NEW. ♪ BUT NOTHING IMPRESSED ME AT
ALL. ♪ I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO. ♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA
SNOATD THE TRUTH IS I NEVER LEFT YOU. ♪ ALL THROUGH MY WILD DAYS. ♪ MY MAD EXISTENCE. >> GOOD YOU KNOW THE WORDS. I KEPT MY PROMISE. ♪ DON'T KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. ♪ CHEERSZ PLAWS I KEPT MY
PROMISE. >> James: I'M DONE. >> THAT'S FINE. >> James: I'M DONE. >> OH GOSH
♪ DON'T GO FOR SECOND BEST, BABY PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST
♪ YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM
♪ EXPRESS HOW HE FEELS AND MAYBE THEN YOU'LL KNOW
♪ YOUR LOVE IS REAL ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM. ♪ EXPRESS YOURSELF. ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY. ♪ SO IF YOU WANT IT RIGHT NOW. ♪ BETTER LET ME SHOW YOU HOW. ♪ IT'S WHAT YOU GOT. ♪ BABY READY OR NOT. >> James: IN YOUR LIFE, YOU
DON'T HAVE A TYPE OF MAN? >> WOW, LET'S JUST SWITCH GEARS. OKAY. >> James: WOULD THAT BE FAIR. >> CAN I JUST SWITCH THE GEAR. >> James: YOU DON'T HAVE A
TYPE THERE IS-- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A MAN? >> I'M LOOKING FOR-- WELL, YOU
HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND UNDERSTAND MY SENSE OF HUMOR
OTHERWISE WE ARE DEAD IN THE WATER. >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL
GET MARRIED AGAIN? WOULD YOU BE OPEN TO IT. >> ARE YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY
PROPOSING. >> James: I'M ALREADY MARRIED. >> WHAT IS YOUR WIFE'S NAME. >> James: JULIA. >> JULIA. >> James: JULIA, YEAH, SHE'S
GREAT. >> SHE'S LUCKY. >> James: BLESS YOU. >> I THINK SO. LOOK AT YOU. I THINK THE BEST THING IN THE
WORLD IS TO MARRIED TO SOMEONE WHO IS FUNNY. ALL THAT IS MESSING IS A GOOD
DRESS SENSE. >> James: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THIS? THIS IS ALL RIGHT. >> I MEAN IT'S VERY SEATTLE
1990S SWRZ OH, NO. I REALLY LIKE THIS SHIRT. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT. >> James: IS IT TOO MUCH? IS IT NOT GOOD. >> IT'S OKAY. >> James: THAT'S REALLY
BUMMING ME OUT. I WAS REALLY INTO THIS SHIRT. ♪ GLEF IRIN THE SKY AT NIGHT I
WONDER. ♪ DO MY TEARS OF MOURNING SINK
BENEATH THE SUN. ♪ AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT
HOME. ♪ AND I
♪ AND I FEEL AND I FEEL
♪ LIKE I JUST GOT HOME AND I FEEL
♪ ♪ ♪ >> YOU WERE-- DATING MICHAEL
JACKSON. >> I WAS. >> James: WHAT WAS A NIGHT OUT
WITH MICHAEL JACK ON OR A NIGHT IN? >> YOU WANT ME TO KISS AND TELL
THEN, DON'T YOU. >> James: DID YOU KISS? >> OF COURSE. >> James: NO. >> OF COURSE. >> James: YOU AND MICHAEL
JACKSON. >> BABY, I'VE BEEN AROUND. >> James: I DID NOT KNOW THAT. I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD THE CLANS
TO TALK ABOUT IT. NO ONE EVER ASKS ME. >> James: SO HANG ON. SO WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, YOU
OR MICHAEL JACKSON? WHO LEANS IN. >> WELL, I DID, IF YOU WANT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE BIT SHY. >> James: YES. >> HOWEVER HE WAS A WILLING
ACCOMPLICE. I DID GET HIM TO SORT OF LOOSEN
UP WITH A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY. >> James: YEAH? >> YEAH WHERE. AND IT DID WONDERS. IT WORKED WONDERS. >> James: WOW. >> YEP. >> James: HAVE YOU EVER SAID
THAT BEFORE. >> NO, I MEAN I MAY HAVE SAID IT
TO A FRIEND. >> James: YEAH. >> I MEAN BUT NOW YOU'RE MY
FRIEND. >> James: I LOVE THAT. >> SO NOW I HAVE SAID THAT TO
ANOTHER FRIEND. >> James: IS THAT OFFICIAL,
CAN I SAY THAT. >> YEAH. >> James: I WAS HANGING O WUT
MY FRIEND MADONNA. I AM GOING TO SAY M. >> YEAH, AM I YOUR BITCH OR YOU
ARE MY BITCH. >> James: I'M YOUR BITCH,
THERE'S NO DENYING THAT. YOUR BUTLER. >> I DON'T WANT A BUTLER, I WANT
A BITCH. WE CAN HANG OUT AND YOU HAVE TO
BE SU SERVE YENT, IF YOU ARE MY BUTLER ARE YOU JUST SUBSERVIENT
AND YOU HAVE TO USUALLY WEAR SOME RIDICULOUS OUTFIT. >> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE
THAT. >> FIRST THERE IS THE RIDICULOUS
OUTFIT ARE YOU WEARING NOW. >> James: IT IS NOT
RIDICULOUS, IT ISN'T A RIDICULOUS OUTFIT T IS JUST A
SHIRT. I REFUSE THAT COMMENT. I WAS REALLY PUMPED UP FOR THIS
SHIRT. I THOUGHT I'M GOING TO PUT THE
RED SHIRT ON AND MADONNA IS GOING TO LOSE HER [BLEEP] FOR
THIS SHIRT. I'M NOT EVEN LYING. >> OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET
ME WITH RED FLAN EL, BABY. HEY MR. DJ NOAT PUT ON A RECORD
ON. ♪ I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BABY. ♪ AND WHEN THE MUGSIC DIES I'M
NEVER GOING TO STOP. ♪ I AM GOING TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY. ♪
♪ MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE
♪ COME TOGETHER MUSIC
♪ MAKES THE BOURGEOISIE AND THE REBEL
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HEY MISTER D.J. ♪ OH, HERE THEY GO. ♪ HEY MR. DJ. ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ >> THANK YOU FOR DRIVING AROUND
NEW YORK. >> THANK YOU FOR DRIVING ME
AROUND NEW YORK. >> James: IT'S AMAZING. >> THE ONLY TIME I HAVEN'T
MINDED BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC. (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
This was so cute, I just worry people will wrongly interpret Madonna's humor as rudeness.
EDIT: Also I love that moment of regret where Madonna realises she is in fact stuck with one leg out the window lmao
"A shirt is not just a shirt" i have never heard truer words
I love how at times she just starts talking like Julie Andrews lmao. Madonna is such a treasure.
She's a riot I really enjoyed that. Singing "Express Yourself" out the car window was probably my favorite part LOL
aww, that was adorable.
Kinda wish her vocals pulled through more, but she worked that passenger seat like she was born there.
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Lmao, true queen of shade! Her vocals were a little quiet for me to hear over his, but she looked like she was having a good time.
That was good but that eye makeup was not a good choice.