Kids Are Very Dumb /r/Kidsarefingstupid REDDIT REVIEW #85

what's up fellow nine-year-olds it's me i may be your pepe but i hate pepe this filter is so uneerie dude why do i let tell answer me this why do i [ __ ] look like joel from roomieofficial what is this anyway my cocoa melon diss track is finally getting released this weekend so we're going to finish this off by looking at how dumb kids are i look like with this hair i it looks like i the kind of person that goes over to and slap their friend's mom's ass or some [ __ ] my girl does a 50 meter run up to kick a ball 50 me oh dude that's smart i take it back and they're becoming smarter oh i remember doing this as a child [Laughter] [Applause] damn all that kinetic energy just charged up in that foot look at that savage god damn i'm scared oh that's adorable all right god damn it god damn tick tocks is he eating through the mask nice despicable be oh my he keeps doing it i mean it could be a sheep and let's not let's not kid around here get it all right i always told people i met michael jackson but now that i found the picture man wtf who the f was [ __ ] welcome to adulthood mr child it's just all disappointment from here maybe that's why we don't like kids right they don't know they don't know they don't no this reminds me of uh people found trippy reads profile picture page all right here he is and this is his old facebook page yeah n-word i bet you wish you lived here it took me two weeks to build boy respectable build i like the lava i like the net the right burning that's cool it's not netherride whatever hell yeah oh [ __ ] i do wish i lived there though same shame anyway kids are dumb let's continue my son got his car stuck in the snow and called it [Laughter] god damn it stop being adorable i wouldn't let her drink the chemicals under the sink good parenting good parenting i will say the f is wrong with children the forbidden sauce i need to drink it what the frick daniel tiger this is 10 times worse than my kids seeing violence on tv we're setting up our inside beach yeah let's set up an inside beach if my child ever does that dumb i will not physically harm any children for the record but they will they will feel pain mentally or physically i will not disclose that time i figured out how to take the lid off the vent and proceeded to get stuck in it it looks like the carpet is [ __ ] eating him it's amazing stupid child that would never happen to me i like that they're almost finished tears like they've come to accept that they are just going to vanquish inside the floor it's inevitable at this point sorry my three-year-old insisted on making me breakfast wow so delicious oh this dad teaching his son how to snow angel gotta be the cutest thing lml you're just gonna throw him no and what's the point oh god i thought the car would why why is my brain going to the worst uh you just lay down and show him oh my god that's the parent being dumb in my opinion yeah parent dumb too is she gonna push are you gonna do not go down [Music] i can't watch this it's too painful no ass is growing outside you want to go see it come on the grass is growing come on the grass is growing oh that's amazing that the tap the water is coming out of the tap wake up you will not believe this the toilet can flush why is it okay to just i don't know how far can you go with these things until it becomes abuse where in the dead manual did i mention how to stop a three-year-old from taking bites out of the freaking drywall my god isn't it a thing in japan where they they tell the kids that inanimate objects and are living things so so to make kids stop kicking or damaging things they tell them like don't hurt mr wall you can't bite him in because mr wall will have pain mr wall is in agony you bit him you psychopath just lie to kids basically that's how you do parenting trust me i know [Laughter] got new doors installed he doesn't realize one of his favorite hide-and-seek spots have been severely compromised oh man i actually remember this kind of stuff doing hide and seek of trying to figure out how someone can see you am i the only one remembering this like if i can see them then that means for sure they can see me that's generally a good rule you're welcome kids that one's for free my seven-year-old son's brilliant way to never lose the only key he has for this lock why does it feel like i did this why can't i relate to this oh god you think it's smart when you're a child and then you go to your parents and be like look what i did then you realize you're an idiot sometimes i like to turn on movies that are in spanish and then my kids look at me all confused and wonder why they can't understand it and i say well i don't know why but you're probably just tired and you need to take a nap and then when they wake up from their nap i take the same movie and put it in english and they think that they're all better [Laughter] why is it so funny lying to children it's amazing i get it now [Applause] i've seen that before [ __ ] savage yeah [ __ ] him up two points for quinn peter oh man kids may be dumb but they're really funny to look at my god we've all done this i have 100 done this get this that child will grow up to become an intellectual mark my word [Laughter] 100 i guarantee you have done that what is this he's gonna shoot himself don't do it don't give it to a child never give that power to a child yep it's happening see what happens when you give kids power they can't handle it so give all the power to me [Laughter] why is no one ever thought of this infinite power source we solved the solution free energy a brave child took the initiative oh what oh my god how gotta charge my switch [Laughter] i feel like marcia does this still come on i'm joking if you're asleep your arm will stay in the air like that if you're asleep i think she's asleep oh so funny uh kid very dumb but very entertaining maybe maybe we should end this war after all all right well i mean the district's coming out it's just a fun thing i don't wanna it's just a joke it's not like the whole t series thing all over again all right the super clear is a joke not serious it's just for fun but if you're a melon on saturday this week do not come near my vicinity because i will oh yeah i will destroy you bet you don't have this blue bet you don't have this green bet you don't have the biggest ball the world has seen [Music] i got the best life it's easy to see and 100 million people agree because i'm mine all day i'm mine all night

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 4,714,803

Rating: 4.9538279 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: UsV5DnpMR2g

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 10 2021

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What vtuber software is he using?