- And the demon got
them hell hounds roamin' around everywhere, bringin' humans to the demon
alive to be sacrificed. - Come on, man. (dog barking) Stupid. (scary music) - The power of
Christ compels you. - (screaming)
(censored) your mother. - The power of
Christ compels you! - Your mother's in hell. - The power of
Christ compels you! - I'll suck your (censored). Let me suck your (censored). (dramatic music) (groaning) - Could you please
clear the room? (suspenseful music) Could be worse. - Not that bad. - For me, it's all
about perspective. - It's what you make of it. - Can I tell you somethin'? All things considered, I'm actually kinda
comfortable right now. Thank god for shock. - I can be the kind of
prisoner I want to be. - You're still alive. - Thank you. Right? - Mm hm. - Just two injured buddies. - Yes, yes. - Having a friendly convo while we're waitin'
to get tortured again. - And there's kind of a
positive in having no options. - Yes. - Because we're not even
gonna try to escape, because we know we'd fail. - Yes. I'll tell you another thing. Don't miss the arm. - Really. - First of all. Lefty. Okay. So this thing? Pretty much got in the way. - Huh. - Keep it buddy. (door creaking) - You fools! Blathering away. Your suffering has
only just begun. - Wow, that is a
perfect summation of
the human condition. Once you've embraced
that, you can do anything. - Bingo. - Aah! No one has ever
suffered as you will. (evil laughing) - You love your work. And that kind of a positive
attitude, quite frankly, it's contagious. - It is. - We'll see how
positive you're feeling after I cover your
body in gasoline and set you on fire. - You know what? It's amazing that
you would say that, 'cause I was just thinking, it's gettin' a little
chilly in here. - Mm hm. - Thanks so much, man. - Dammit! (dramatic music) (door slamming) - What a dramatic
and fascinating man. - I think we owe him big time. - As do I. - Really, I mean, all this
time away from my computer, my phone, my work,
I feel unplugged. - Yes, yes, ugh. (rat squealing) - [Together] Aw. - Circle of life. - Nants ingoynya. - You know I can't really
feel anything anyway, so. You help yourself buddy. (saw revving) - Oh, what do you got there? - Do you see this? This is what I'm gonna
use to cut off your legs. (evil laughing) - Finally. - That's a great saw. I'm a home improvement guy, and I know my saws,
and I gotta tell ya. If you're cuttin' off legs,
that is the way to go. - That's the one? - That is definitely the one. Good on ya. - Why are you doing this to me? You're making me crazy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Somebody needs a day off. - We of all people should
know how hard he works. - Mm hmm. (frustrated laughing) - Make them stop! This is torture. (screaming) (suspenseful music) - So, your office is all
the way down at the end. You have your own attached
bathroom, by the way. Oh um, here's one of our
best researchers, Dick. - Hey. - Hello there. What's up dude. Glad to see there's
anotha' brotha' in this stuffy place. - So, um, this is gonna be
your assistant, Genevieve. Genevieve. - What is this? - It's the shining, man. All black people
have the shining. You never shined with
another black person before? - No, I grew up in
a white neighborhood and then went to Dartmouth. I've met other black people
before, but not like this. - You gotta get shined at by
another black person first, and then you get it. It's kinda like Facebook. - What up dudes? - So every black
person has this? Is Kobe listening? - [Denzel] Yo, what up? - Wow, Denzel Washington? - [Denzel] I'm
here, I'm present, and I will always be around. - Lil' Jon? - [Lil' Jon] Yeah! - [Barack Obama] Excuse
me, Lil' Jon. Welcome Ray. Glad to have you on board. - Oh (censored).
What's up Barack Obama. (clearing throat) (laughing) Wouldn't
that be something if Barack Obama just showed up. - Your start up paperwork's
right over here. - Man, you gotta
be more careful. Learn to use the shining. Tune in and out of it. Otherwise, you won't be able
to sort out who's talking. - [Morgan Freeman] I'm sick
of these goddam snakes, on this goddam plane. - [Bill Cosby] Theo,
what are you doing? - [Billie Dee Williams] Drink
some Colt 45 malt liquor. - [Reggie Warrington]
Women be shopping. - Is everything okay? - Ray. Listen for Morgan. Morgan Freeman. He will guide you. - [Morgan Freeman]
Listen to my voice, Ray. Now just stay calm and
focus on that white man. (exhaling) - Everything's going to be okay. - Why don't you finish
up this paperwork and bring it to
Jennifer in my office. - [Morgan Freeman] Now,
pick up that letter opener and kill that white man. (scary music) - [Voice On Walkie] The
zombies have broken through. I repeat, zombies! - Aah! - Oh my god! Tommy's been bit! (ominous music) - Ah, damn. - [Key] Oh my god. - Dammit, no no. - What are you waiting for. You know what you have to do. - I can't do it. - [Tommy] Do what? - You have to do it. He's been bit. (gun cocking) - No no no! - [Peele] Forgive me Tommy. - No no no no no no! (screaming) (gunshot) (gasping) - Oh no (crying). - Aah. I can't believe
the zombies bit him. - It wasn't a zombie, it
was a raccoon (crying). The zombies are raccoons, right? No? It's just zombies? (crying) Oh (censored) you
just killed Tommy. (suspenseful music) (gun clicks) (heavy breathing) - All right listen up. Sheriff's department's close
by. We'll be safe there. - Okay. - Stay close. I'll get you out of here. (screaming and groaning) (frantic screaming) - Oh my god! They got Brad! They got Brad! - They didn't get us. Okay? We're still alive. Keep it together. - Yeah, okay. - We gotta make it to
that Sheriff's station. - Oh my god. (groaning) (scary music) (screaming and moaning) - We gotta go through 'em. Stay together. Keep
moving and don't get bit. Go! (action music) (groaning) Are you getting this? - Yeah, what is up? - All right, just go. This is crazy. (groaning) - [Key] What? - Um. Aint that some (censored). - There are some racist
mother (censored) zombies. - Why would you
even lock the door. I mean, the window's
broken and (gasping). - Oh hell no. No no no. (suspenseful music) (growling) - [Key] Oh come on. - What is that? - They seriously
wouldn't let her eat us. - Hey guys. Isn't this great? These racist zombies
are leavin' us alone. Come on, we havin' a party. (dance music) The beer is here. (cheering) - And look who I brought. Come on, man. (crowd cheering) (zombie groaning) (suspenseful music) (door opening) - Hi, you must be Liam. - Hey buddy, how are
you feeling today? - I'm feeling
fine, Doctor Gupta. Just fine. - This is Marion Glass. She's from the Make
A Wish Foundation. - Marion Glass. - How are you
feeling today, Liam? - I'm fine, Marion Glass. - 'Kay, well I have some news that might make you
feel a little better. Hmm? We at the Make A Wish
Foundation make dreams come true for little boys and little girls who are very sick,
just like you. - There are no children
like me, Marion Glass. - Oh, of course not. You're one of a kind. But we're gonna make
any dream come true that you could ever have, okay? - Anything? - That's right,
buddy. That's right. Would you like to play with
your favorite basketball team? (Marion gasping) What about be
Superman for a day. - I wish to drown a man. (chilling music) - What? - To drown a man in the bathtub. To hold him down while the
last breath escapes his body and then bathe in that water. All the while singing. ♪ La la la la ♪
(children laughing eerily) - Liam! - You said anything. - Surely we don't want to hurt other people now, do we kiddo? Anything else? Fly
in a hot-air balloon? Or meet a celebrity. - My new wish is to lean
over the body of a dying man and put my lips on his,
stealing his last breath. (breathing heavily) - [Doctor] Liam! - No one will get hurt. - Absolutely not. I don't even know where you're. - I wish to take all the
prosthetic legs in the hospital and bind them together with
the dried flesh of the dead into a webbed massive creature. - Liam! I am so sorry, Ms. Glass. - It's all right. He doesn't
know what he's saying. - I wish to pee in your mouth. - What? - Both of you. - Mine? - Especially you. - Oh. - I wish to pee in
both of your mouths as I stand over you. I'll need a glass of
water and 10 minutes. - Enough you little (censored). - Dr. Gupta! - No, you're reprehensible. You are evil. You are a devil child. (crying) - Dr. Gupta he's not a devil
child, he's just a child. You have no business
working in a pediatric ward. - What? - I'm gonna report you. (door slamming) (eerie music)
♪ Shame on you Gupta. ♪ ♪ Shame on you Gupta. ♪ You really upset Marion Glass. - This is insane. You've made me question
everything that
I've ever believed about the essential
goodness of children. - Wish granted. (medical equipment beeping) - Liam. (scary music) (evil laughing) - I am dying, though.
