Karl Pilkington's Best Bits and Funniest Moments Part Two

but I'm just thinking if something goes tits up I can't see Lam going I'm off on a trip over it's just not safe if it kicks off and I have to thump it in the head they end up injuring it again I look like the bad man Karl thumps endangered species in the ad by the end of the day if it comes on me I will go at it and I'm not being responsible for what happens and how to kick it between the bollocks that's what's going to happen I will kick it up under in the bollocks of half - are you sure that you haven't got one of the kids clothes mixed up with this look gormless in the shadow I've never had that I've never seen me shadow and thought what a div a look oh like an acorn I can't get in this but that's fine I'm trying again no no you all right Ronnie Carl I'll come back and help no don't we coming back those are my skis don't lose them ah this is awesome okay bud yeah soit it you all right yeah look you use an alarm a breath up you keep sending your I've gotta say yeah I'm use me breath up okay sure yeah talk you know [ __ ] lunatic give Llosa charity helping old people deaf kids save the kids if anything I'd say I'm single-handedly causing the world's population problem cuz I'm saving everyone I'm like Superman there's a woman with an axe right and she's not direct wearing the stuff it's like she didn't want to join in it's mad innit no matter where you live there's a nutter that's at all when she do you play me off playing the goat never seen that properly nicely done as well like doesn't look ropey so you know a dead animal it looks quite perky come on sash I love you want to get in I say to Suze I'm grumpy life started with me neck yeah just a nice rook that's all I want nice and quiet ten minutes about whale noises I've never seen anyone in a sauna getting hit by a struggle it's like being in a car wash and the thing is because I can't feel anything at moments I feel scolded they might be neck is I'll be covered in rashes in a bit and then they'll be working me again we got leaves no it's about being all on math no but why not just now everyone having a good time know what they want the music's there you're not okay at the end of their the audience is gonna be looking about I wish I could just come out when they're all doing that then I come out and do something different get some energy and I just sneak off again like that if your dreams are better than your life what is the point your dream should never be better than your real life unless you're a sloth is that night asleep alarming first you have to draw a straight line that's all right no you come on it it goes out a little bit there it's lining what I'm yours don't oh and then fur that's whole CD that's not Buddhism that's OCD oh now you swat sort of like is this easy boys easy boys kid stop look like you're doing all right there good Oliver Adi popping okay the different look Chinese people you just wreck everything they make everything weird that's what I'm worried about it to you listen everything chicken why is it orange in Chinatown just this is the original wall in it or is it a dozen always it just badly done this is pretty sheer tonight it meant to be a seat from the moon aren't you the Great Wall would you want to come on go faster come on come on what makes you think I will be happier in this other place have they got a toilet yeah let's go huh yeah good you've sold it to me come pick a dangerous loss this is the most dangerous place yeah I felt a bit but Oh jumping out and legging it but I don't like dancing do you know I don't dance at weddings so look at the start doing on a dual carriageway ever been interesting Steve I've learned a lot I've seen a lot I've done a lot I've shot a lot this one has been one of the wonderful truck wonderful okay I may say 10 out of 10 in inverted commas because that to me is like we drop it all the way around sides I love that

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Length: 6min 30sec (390 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 16 2015