karl pilkington on parties, chicken, knobs

[Music] now I went to Brazil during Carnival time I had a whale of a time I really enjoyed myself great it's Lively it's vibrant loads going on people are in good spirits color energy you nothing but wiing no because I don't like you know the carnival and the block parties it's all parties for me I've never liked them anyway I've never really had them I've never had a birthday party um I just when I see them you know like that advert for Iceland Iceland Supermarket you see K Kona and Christopher Biggins have a [Music] Volant I don't look at that and go that looks like good good good night no but you're meant to aren't you he meant to give you a good feeling Iceland Supermarket look at the fun you can have with the food I don't know where that party would be happening but I don't look at it and go I'd love to be there and it was the same in Brazil I don't like false fun that's what it is false fun yeah I don't like it when people organize stuff come around Thursday come around a drink and a chat I don't know how I feel on Thursday but you'd never get anything done if you didn't have a bit of planning no because you just um you go with it it's good because you could go up to somebody and go f coming around tonight I've got some beers in have a have a chat I wish you'd have said I'm going to a party no you're not no you're not because there isn't such thing as planning I'm just in the mood I'm walking down the street okay I see you yeah I'm going around tonight no why not I need more no isn't that really why I left a chicken out it's it's it goes off and I go along all right St coming around tonight he's having chicken with me well no I didn't know that cuz we un arranged that got something going on sorry sorry I can't eat a whole chicken do you want a chicken okay and there you go you see so my night is better than yours I'm eating your chicken I'm having a free night out here because there was no planning going on and I'm getting a free night of chicken what now imagine if on the Wednesday before you went what day is it now what day was today Tuesday so Tuesday we're all walking down the street I always get emails from people going are you coming out next week I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't like it long term no do you know what it's a good job I wasn't born gay because I don't know what I'd do why not if you're gay you'll be loving it won't you I wouldn't I don't think I'm suited to it why just the lifestyle what you mean and because the lifestyle the way they they walk about over there showing off being quite you wake up gay tomorrow what's the first thing you do do you get a boyfriend or do you play the field I think you play the field yeah you going to you going to talk the same yeah maybe in time I suppose things rub off if I'm knocking about with John inmans of the world I'm probably going to start maybe they a little sort of uh give me something to say uh oh hello I haven't seen you for ages right so it'd be a bit different maybe they oh hello right seen you for ages maybe little things like that and people would suddenly go we met Carl recently sounds different so you go you go home you go home you go go your dad goes all right so how's it going been doing any DIY recently oh hello Dad I'm Haven been there for a bit what are you talking that for car how Suzanne uh um I'm not with her anymore this is pointless because it's not the life I would choose okay but you've woken up gay but I wouldn't I wouldn't believe it then I just go oh I feel a bit happier today don't know why no but then you start going oh you go down you buy a game magazine you're flicking through you're looking at more cocking you've ever seen before in your life and you're loving it you look down Something's Happened what' you do next I just wouldn't look at that magazine again now you're loving it you go oh I can't believe I haven't seen this magazine before but I've seen knobs before have you yeah where you seen knobs all the time where in gyms and that and don't say you don't look cuz you do when you're in a gym because it's there what is you don't look if you're going like that that's that's more of a worry if you're not happy looking a knob in the face there something wrong you should be comfortable with it just just there you go

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Length: 4min 23sec (263 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 27 2010